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Joined 10-20-08, id: 1721185, Profile Updated: 02-13-11
Author has written 4 stories for Bleach.

Hi! Chancel here. I usually write and post at fictionpress, but I decided to try a Bleach fic.

SWA Presents: Secret Santa -- Low morale issues in Soul Society after Aizen, Ichimaru and Tousen's mutiny prompts the SWA to take action. Written with Sam-Junno.

The Next Top Model -- Parody. Written with Sam-Junno and Renji's Girll ("Meanwhile" minis by RG).

Loose Stones -- Ichigo helps Rukia unload a bunch of gemstones. Aizen pursues. On hiatus, but will be finished.

Calling the War -- A Weird-Al type take on Murray Head's One Night in Bangkok.

Also with other writers on FF as x nihilo.

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Quantum Mechanics by Illegitimi reviews
Quantum Mechanics is a set of principles describing physical reality at the subatomic level of all matter. In other words: The relationship between Kurotsuchi Mayuri and Kotetsu Isane.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 301,459 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Mayuri K., Isane K.
Western Princess by temari13 reviews
Orihime Inoue: a young woman left alone after the death of her brother. With no one to support her, how is she to survive? Become a mail-order bride, that's how.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,510 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
A Bushel and a Peck I Love You by brendabond reviews
Blood does not always a father make - sometimes love doesn't even cover it. Six cases of how a father/daughter relationship is born. Kiraban prize for eelgirl
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
How to Be a Gentleman by Samebito Ryu reviews
Inoue Orihime is taken away by Ulquiorra to Las Noches. Ichigo wants to run off to rescue her when some interesting characters enter the picture to train and help him in new ways. Adventure, drama, philosophy, humor, action, mystery and suspense! Romance?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,590 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Ichigo K.
Ichimaru Origins by foxfacegin reviews
Self explanatory title. My version of how Ichimaru got to where he is today. I try to be true to the origins but there are modifications. What are Gin's hopes? Fears? Loves? Ambitions? Many familiar faces, RanxGin.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,256 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto
Qualifying Exam by Illegitimi reviews
A short drabble inspired by 'Match Me' by x nihilo. A slight continuation of and insight between the relationship of Isane and Kurotsuchi after their initial 'date'.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Mayuri K., Isane K. - Complete
The Clinical Characteristics of Love by laurelsblue reviews
Crack. Finding someone who understood them was hard. 20 facts about the scariest couple in Soul Society, Mayuri and Unohana.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Mayuri K., R. Unohana - Complete
Best Medicine by flybynight00 reviews
Roy is sick. Roy is whiney. Roy is manipulative.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
300 Moons by cko2 reviews
This started out as a comment from a mailing list about doing a 300/SM crossover. It did not quite go that way but the idea did get taken and run with. It did have something to due with 300... It is a very short read.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Queen Beryl - Complete
Going Once…Going Twice…Gone? by OTP and MoonStarDutchess reviews
Maes cons Roy, Riza, and a few others into doing a military auction, auctioning themselves off as slaves for the day. Unfortunately, Maes might not get as much charity money as he hoped but gain something far better.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Ash by Mukuo reviews
UlquiHime. ***Spoilers*** Don't read if you're not up-to-date with the Manga.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Orihime in Hiding by Renji's Girll reviews
Orihime hides out in America as a foreign exchange student before the Winter War, chaperoned by Renji. Yeah, you know how well he blends in...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 98,755 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Renji A., Orihime I. - Complete
1001 Nights in Hueco Mundo by Bankai Betty reviews
Inoue puts her creativity to the test during her captivity. Where the heck is her rescue team? Rampant OOC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,605 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Sarah Tay at the Seireitei by Barbellenel reviews
Yumichika demonstrates skin care products at Byakuya's Sarah Tay party while Hisagi struggles to stay out of debt, Renji wants a fight, Ikkaku gets a shiner, Mayuri gets a girlfriend, Kenpachi is pwned, and Hitsugaya wants, well...JUST FOR FUN! ENJOY!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,215 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Shuuhei H. - Complete
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SWA Presents: Secret Santa reviews
For the sake of raising morale following the three captains' departure, the Shinigami Women's Association has decided to hold the first ever Secret Santa Exchange within the Gotei 13.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,612 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011
Loose Stones reviews
Ichigo is a jeweler's son who helps Rukia discover the true worth of the gemstones in her possession. Aizen is put in charge of finding them both. AU.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,813 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.
The Next Top Model reviews
*Finale* The Next Top Model gets new contestants. Tyra gets more than she bargained for. Written with Sam-Junno and Renji's Girll.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,306 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Yoruichi S., R. Matsumoto - Complete
Calling the War reviews
Aizen’s take on the Winter War, through his rose-colored contact lenses. Shameless lyric-twisting
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/22/2008 - S. Aizen, Orihime I. - Complete