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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

First of all: I DO NOT DO LEMONS. It's gross.

Second: I'm horrible at updating; it's just a fact of my biology.

-All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

-Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

-Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

-Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

-There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.

-Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

-I'm going to live forever, or die trying.

-If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.

-Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a looser at the same time.

-Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

-Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

-If you get a low enough SAT score, you should be able to park in the handicap space.

-Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.

-I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

-Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

-You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

-That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House.

-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

-I do not deny everything.

-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go the store for a quart of milk.

-The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.

-Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.

-I'm not short I'm fun sized.

-Love me or hate me personally I could care less

-Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have & never will know every little thing & detail about me

-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.

-When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back.

-Girls are like phones, we love to be held, and talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

-I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago : )

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

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The Light which Drives Out Darkness by BlueLil reviews
Until he found that half dead guy it had been a normal day in the life of Peter Parker... When Spider-man finds a pretty beaten up ex-villain, he has to turn to the Avengers for help. No slash. Brotherly fluff. Loki!whump. Spider-man joining the Avengers, Rated T for torture
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,541 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Pray for Rain by angrbodagiantess reviews
Thor has returned to Earth with Loki in tow, but there's something terribly wrong with the situation and the Avengers must learn to cope, along with the two brothers. Post-Avengers, h/c, Loki-whump. No slash, brotherly love. Full cast of Avengers, warnings inside.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,107 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Thor, Loki
Disdain, Polluted by onyx-bear reviews
Loki, imprisoned after New York, was nowhere to be found on the day of his trial. He is missing from his prison cell, and Thor has gathered the Avengers to find and incapacitate him from taking any other worlds. It seems he has escaped of his own volition, but his being missing is Thanos' doing. Lots of Loki whump (non-con, torture, humiliation, ED, self-harm). Be warned.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,945 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki, Thanos
New Start by bluebunny28 reviews
Loki has been missing for four months. Where did he go? What happens when an unexpected visitor arrives at Stark Tower? Can a wayward little brother accept forgiveness?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 82,622 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Thor, Loki, Hulk/Bruce B., Thanos - Complete
Naruto Asunder by WrathfulSE reviews
The smallest of pebbles can create thousands of ripples. A simple off hand remark can create a lasting message. In the ninja world, these ripples will someday become the tidal waves that will tear the ninja world asunder.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 177,053 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Cellmates by CrazyRayRay113 reviews
Loki has been content to rot away in his cell until the end of his eternity, but after a year in solitude, he receives an unexpected guest - a new cellmate after all this time. Naomi has no idea why she's been kidnapped, but she now finds herself in captivity. And to make life even more interesting, only a single pane of glass separates her from the self-proclaimed God of Mischief.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,981 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Loki, OC - Complete
Unmasked by Jocelyn reviews
AU. During that first pivotal fight in Jotunheim, Loki is hit with a poisoned dart. He collapses in the Observatory as Thor is banished, leaving Asgard without any heir and teetering on the brink of war. Now Frigga and Odin face the consequences of their deception, and still-mortal Thor is running out of time to save his brother's life.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,296 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Loki, Thor, Frigga, Odin - Complete
Beneath a Veil of Bitter Ice by gothraven89 reviews
It is the day of Loki's trial but all is not as it appears, and by the end of it Thor's world lays shattered . Thor will need all the help he can get, and who better to aid him than Earths mightiest heroes as he begins a desperate search for someone he thought he had lost. BADASS LOKI and GUILTY THOR AND COMPANY. REVIEWS ARE LUV AND ONLY CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM PLEASE!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 185,768 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Loki, Thor, Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Higher-Order Consequences by selori reviews
Loki is still reeling from his defeat by the Avengers, and Agent Coulson's condemnations replaying endlessly in his mind don't help. When Loki escapes from Asgard's dungeon, he has one goal: stealing the mirror that shows all realities, all universes, from Odin's treasury of weapons, and then using it to find a reality where he WINS.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,257 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Unexpected by rzekotka reviews
House has a five-year-old daughter. He tries to keep the fact secret, but what will happen after the secret is revealed? Huddy. Please R&R!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,710 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 5/10/2008 - L. Cuddy, G. House
Words of Revolution (Worst Memories Part 2) by infiniteworld8 reviews
Kirk's worst memory. A class assignment of ethics and morality dredges up memories from years ago, that he's done his best to forget. The horror of Tarsus IV threatens to overwhelm him as he struggles to keep his past a secret from his friends. A continuation of the Worst Memories series.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,316 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Edward's Mistake by LittleLlamaGirl reviews
Edward loses control and bites Bella the first day he meets her. What will happen next?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,107 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
More Effective Than A Nicotine Patch by VanityFlair reviews
Sherlock's flatmate John gives him some kind of humanity, but it's the girl in 221C that makes him realize he can't live like a machine. Rated M for language and future scenes of naughtiness
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,986 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
No Choice by glasscannon.lj reviews
New Moon AU. During Bella’s run in with Laurent, what if the wolves had shown up just a few minutes later? Those minutes change Bella's life forever, and she must learn to deal with the consequences. Nominated for two Twific Indie Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,888 - Reviews: 2483 - Favs: 2,870 - Follows: 2,940 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Naruto: Bloodlines by Maileesaeya reviews
Naruto is taken out of Konoha by Itachi at the age of ten for tutoring, returning two years later to fulfill his dream. Smart, strong Naruto, hopefully not too OP. NaruSaku, implied NaruSakuIno, all other ships implied only. I expressly avoid bashing ANY characters, and if it seems like I am doing so, there is either a reason for it or it is an accident. NO SASUKE-BASHING HERE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 189,362 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 1/29/2009 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Shino A., Kakashi H.
My Little Bride by lovesam reviews
AH/AU OOC. Bella and Edward are forced into an arranged marriage by a pact made by their grandfathers. can a high school girl and a college graduate make this marriage work or will high school crushes and unwanted attention get in the way? first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,931 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Home Return by PhantomGrimalkin reviews
AU- what could have happened if Odin hadn't been a complete failure at parenting and said something encouraging to his son who clearly needed a kind word instead of just "No, Loki".
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,861 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Loki, Thor
In the Grip of Twilight by Olivia Tannis Moure reviews
Edward kissed my mouth, a quick impulsive kiss, as if branding me, and then he took my wrists and lowered my legs down through the dark hole. “I’ll be right behind you,” he told me, an instant before letting my wrists go. Romance and Suspense
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 89 - Words: 101,885 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Black Dahlia Huntress by Sea of Topaz reviews
Bella has a bro Emmett. He's 13 yr older & lives with Charlie. When Bellas 7 he & friends go hiking and are never seen again. Bella happens upon events that lead her to a strange meeting with several familiar faces. Bella's a little more than human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,123 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Vampires, Werewolves, and Mermaids, Oh, My! by kiaxoxo reviews
I looked down at my legs and was shocked speechless. Instead of pale, clumsy legs, was a scaly dark blue tail. A scaly blue bikini top replaced my shirt. Dear Lord, please help me. Full Sumary inside... *edited*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,934 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella - Complete
Naruto Whirlwind by L.A.King reviews
Naruto Uzumaki has finally graduated the academy and is put on Team Asuma. Watch his journey unfold as he finds Adventure, Love, Strength, and Friendship in his quest to become Hokage. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,500 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Lady and the Vampire by Nico'sGirl reviews
This is like Twilight, but it takes place in the 1800's. But there's a twist: Edward is no vegetarian.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,091 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella
Mokuton by Yukihana Hisako reviews
UP FOR ADOPTION
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,777 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Knocked out by Whispering Lotus reviews
Rosette has been knocked out and suddenly wakes up in the apartment of one of the most popular persons in her school. bad summary I know and title.RxC and R&R
Chrono Crusade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 64,973 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3625 - Favs: 2,816 - Follows: 2,578 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Just What I Needed by Penelope L reviews
When Zoe is thrown into House's life, House throws her into Cuddy's. KidFic.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,561 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Finding Family by LAoR reviews
1863: When Bella's older brother Jasper goes missing in the war, she sneaks onto the war-front to find her brother but is attacked, bitten & forced to move on. 2006: She moves to Forks, WA to find not only Jasper, but the gorgeous Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,317 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Maybe He Stayed by AllyWH reviews
If you read my first House MD fic,"What If",then I hope you'll enjoy this different take on how things might've been.Title says it all. I don't own House or any regular characters.Please review if you like it so I can write more! Up to Ch35 posted!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 38,532 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - G. House
A Million More Mistakes by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella is pregnant with her BFFs brother, Edward. Scared, she moves away but, 5 years later, Edward shows up. As Bella falls for him again, she realises that she has to tell him everything... until he introduces his fiancee... NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,436 - Reviews: 4358 - Favs: 2,882 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sports Day: Ouran Style by AldabaranFox reviews
Nothing is ever normal at Ouran Academy- and this applies to their sports day. With Haruhi caught up in the mayhem of races and rabid fan girls, which team will come out on top? Will hidden feelings finally be revealed? HaxKy. Sequel now out!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,567 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
An Emotional Escapade For Emulation by Marisol Akyri reviews
What if Kyouya was allowed to dream? What if Kyouya was allowed to hurt? What if Kyouya was allowed to just simply be...scared?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,101 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F.
The Nest of a Sparrow by Oceangoddess reviews
This is a story about Jack's parents and his early childhood. It explains how they met and how Jack ended up living with his pirate family. READ IT! You know you want to. Rated just to be safe. Disclaimer: I don't own Teague or Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 39,239 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Teague, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Stars Dazzle Me by AsItThunders reviews
Bella Swan is chosen to star in the latest movie with superstar Edward Cullen who's used to having girls fall at his feet. She's sassy and smart and sees him as an egotistical player. Can they learn to work together? T to be safe. Sum sucks, better inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,407 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
NCIS: New Moon by Lily Desdemona Potter reviews
Isabella Marie Swan doesn't exist, she never did. But then how was she in forks for a year? Who was she before and why was she hiding. Six years after New moon the Cullen's found out.
Crossover - NCIS & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Bella
Running is just the first Step by DreamerH21 reviews
Bella Swan is an average girl until the day she runs away. Traveling for months until she comes across Forks. She meets her long lost sister Alice but who is the bronze haired boy around town? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009
Crescent by XoChelseaAmberXo reviews
I nestled myself in the crevices of his body, mine forming into his. I looked up into his gorgeous topaz eyes and kissed him gently. He smiled and kissed me back as we laid there, listening to the rain beat against the roof and windows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,770 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleeping Man: Outside AND Sleeping Man: Inside by maineac reviews
When House goes missing, Wilson, Cuddy and his team have to solve their toughest puzzle ever: where is he? And House has to solve his toughest puzzle ever: who is he? H/W strong friendship,with a dash of Cuddy. Pt II Inside starts at Ch.31. Pt III TC...?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 62,077 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Jackpot by the wandering path reviews
.30kisses. Kyouya never believed in luck, but when he takes a gamble and plays, the jackpot prize is..Haruhi? 30unrelated KyouyaxHaruhi oneshots.8:A strange tale where a princess is not a princess,a prince is not a prince,and the witch is not who he seems
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,161 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F.
The Thirst for Midnight Sun by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Did Stephenie Meyer’s partial draft leave you as unsatisfied as me? If so, feel free to check out my version of Midnight Sun, starting at Chapter 13.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,472 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Edward, Bella
Humans Are Friends, Not Food by Cullen Creations reviews
What happens when Carlisle comes home from the hospital with news of a new procedure that can temporarily change his family back to their human form? You're gonna have to read to find out! Rated T for some language, violence and slight romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,715 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008
Surviving Misery by sdahenyu reviews
House is in a car accident. House tells everyone an oncoming car had hit him, but Cuddy knows there are deeper reasons behind the accident, and begins to investigate into them. Can she save him from himself before it's too late. Huddy.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,701 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Immersion by Seductive Venus reviews
Haruhi has to play hostess to Tamaki and Kyouya. Watching her rich and refined seniors live in commoner's quarters is highly amusing. -HaruhixTamaki-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
Looking for the Perfect Nanny by kyouya-haruhi-forever reviews
Haruhi has separated from all the host club members. Yet she still keeps in touch with them no matter where they are, except Kyouya. She never thinks that she will see him again. Until he appears on her doorstep with an unexpected someone...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 97,579 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F.
Stolen Hearts by LorelaiSquared reviews
Luke and Lorelai meet after Rory and Lorelai move to the Crap Shack. This was supposed to be a simple one off detailing based on L and L's first meeting as detailed in "Written in the Stars". My brain had other ideas however, so it evolved into much more.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,032 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
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Dead Letters reviews
Death is easy. Peaceful even. - Living. Now that's harder. After New Moon, instead of happily ever after, Bella dies. But she leaves something behind. NOT TYPICAL STORY! Give it a chance. Won't be sorry.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Broken reviews
I stood frozen to the spot, my eyes widened in shock and, within moments, pain. I was standing on a cliff about fifteen feet up, staring at my previous family. I felt a sharp pain as my eyes wandered over each shocked face. Esmé, Carlisle, Emmett, Jasper,
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,536 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Black Light A Twilight Differential reviews
Normal pairings. All vampires. Twilight rewritten in both Edward and Bella's views. And Jacob a bit...later in the story Except Bella is already a vampire. Second fanfic. Be gentle.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,290 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Chronicles reviews
Scenes from different books. I'll skip around, but you'll know where you are in each one, promise! Different POVs. Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, or any of the characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 10/23/2008
Untouchable reviews
What would have happened if Bella hadn’t jumped? The Cullens come back two weeks later, and Bella, thinking Edward still doesn’t love her, decides to make him angry with her. R&R Please! Three chapters. Don't hate me if you no like.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,717 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete