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Author has written 22 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

JOINT ACCOUNT WITH EMILY!
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1787884/TokioHotelObsessionX100

I am sure that just by reading my fics you will learn a lot about me.
I am random and crazy.

My grammer in my fics that are posted...it really sucks, I'm much better at it now but I just have not had the chance to fix them yet...

I am a huge music fan. And if you need to know any thing about me it would be about my music.
it tells it all.

JOAN JETT AND THE BLACK HEARTS! I mean I am obsessed with them.
Green day. The Romones. Eric Clapton. Georg (haha,) George stright. My Chemacal Romance.
Fall Out Boy. Jason Boland And the Straglers. The Red Jumpsuite Appartice. Jimi Hendrix.
The Kings of Leon. The Real McKenzies. Jonny Lee Hooker. ACDC, The Beatles. Nena. Paramore. yoyo ma...Cuz his name is cool! Coldplay (who they keep playing on TV) Hank Willams (one and two. Not three though)
Tracy chapmen. ...AND OH! YEAH! TOKIO HOTEL

A REAL TOKIO HOTEL FAN:

REAL TH fans know that there are twins in the band
REAL TH fans know how old each member is
REAL TH fans know each member's name
REAL TH fans know more than 5 songs from them
REAL TH fans have more than 10 songs on their ipod or mp3
REAL TH fans know the lyrics to more than 15 songs by memory
REAL TH fans get mad when haterz talk shit about them
REAL TH fans have this on their channel

Tokio Hotel PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE

I Pledge Allegiance,
To Tokio Hotel,
of Germany,
And To The Music,
of Which They Play,
one Nation,
under Tokio Hotel,
Invincible,
With Hott German's For All!

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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160 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
160 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not refer to Hagrid as the BFG, even if I think he secretly likes it,' and 'I will not pay Peeves to rewrite the school song.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,306 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Fred W., George W.
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Saving Grace by lilicullen13 reviews
Bella is abused by Charlie and cuts herself. She has no friends and no one to go to when she is hurt. When the Cullens come to town, what will happen. Normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,793 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Home Life, by Harry Potter by Angelauthor14 reviews
What if Harry was raised by Sirius and Remus? What would it be like? We find out as seven year old Harry writes an essay at school on ‘Home life’. Dedicated to Lucky’s Girl! The first of a triology
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Just a little push by RaiRai13 reviews
I reposted this story for my friend Hannah! Bill Kaultiz is on the roof one night thinking, what happenes when someone pushes him though? Jus something short to calm my story making nerves...XD!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Complete
Face Down by Rosalie'-insecure-bxtch reviews
Bella Swan is a 17 year old girl attending Forks High school. She let's nobody in while she is distant from others. She cut's herself while Charlie abuses her daily. What happens when the new kids come to town? Is Charlie the only one abusing Bella?-AH-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,528 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008
Lone Smile by Mac-alicious reviews
Pain ripples through the Weasley family in different ways, but there is one lone smile in honor of the one lost. Drabble-y ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2009 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Unexpected Visitor by Maeve Hawk reviews
Bill Kaulitz from Tokio Hotel is in te school cafeteria. What happens? Sucky summary, but story is really good. Oneshot
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Behind Closed, Locked, and Soundproofed Doors by Anguis reviews
"Arthur Weasley was rarely seen kissing his wife." Not all romances are conducted in front of the camera. Arthur/Molly
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2008 - [Arthur W., Molly W.] - Complete
My Joking Child by thegoodgirldoll reviews
Fred's dying thoughts, and entering heaven.. R&R I appreciate the reviews\feedback, though i updated a few stories and no ones rvw'd. Some stories, Fabian's daughter, and there are many new ones with no reviews please do so! i'm getting sawd..... :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Fred W. - Complete
The Broom Cupboard by violeteyedkitten reviews
Scorpius hears a rumor, and needs to have Rose's Verification on the subject. Where better to talk than a Broom Cupboard? RW/SM R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
things emmett has realised throughout the series by ianto tarquin emmett p-dizzle reviews
we decided that emmett is not as stupid as he seems.he has made some very serious observations
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Stupid Bloody Ink Bottle by Historybuff1536 reviews
Ginny has had a bad day. She was late for charms, she got caught hexing some prat and she got sprayed with pumpkin juice, because Errol landed in it. Further more, she's embarrassed because Harry has just seen her, in her pink bunny rabbit pajamas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,310 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Emmett and Jasper did what? by Lilah Blackthorn reviews
When the Cullen's are bored, Jasper and Emmett come out to play. Warning: Harry Potter book 6 spoilers! and some cursing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Hallween with the Cullen's by Lilah Blackthorn reviews
What will happen when Bella's is alone on Halloween, when the Cullen's show up at her door, in costumes? Yes, costumes!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella - Complete
Long Lost Love by Rupiah reviews
Bella discovered a new TV show while Edward had left. Eclipse/Dr.Who xover. Is better that it sounds. R&R please. Fluff! BxE One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Shin by EenieMeenie.Mione.Mo reviews
“Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.” Harry comes home late at night after a long, tiring auror mission. He soon figures out that his beloved wife, Ginny, has decided to do some rearranging.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Ron's Worst Memory by wired2damoon reviews
Hermione Granger, fiancé of Ron Weasley stumbles across a Pensive of his. Curiosity getting the better of her, she enters it and soon finds herself immersed in one of her future-husband's worst memories. Will this discovery change her view of him forever?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
After and Always by PenPatronus reviews
Harry wakes up in Hogwarts after the final battle against Voldemort, and has an important moment with Ron. Short and sweet one-shot about friendship. Ron x Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Breakfast by lost logic reviews
What are the professors up to when the students aren't around? Betting on the students? Surely not! Find out what's got Hooch breaking out the Monopoly, why Trelawny is on the edge of her seat, and what our favourite Gryffindors have to do with it! R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2008 - R. Hooch - Complete
Mortification by amightypenguin reviews
Harry and Ginny's morning-after glow is horribly ruined in the form of Ginny's family.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Black to Tonks by Valentina-Lestrange reviews
Andromeda Black lay on her bed rolling a ring inbetween her thin fingers. And it was that ring that would trigger the destruction of the Black family. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Gracie-San reviews
My brothers are all polite, sweet, and kindhearted. But you never know what happens behind closed doors, especially mine. Behind my door was abuse, horror, maybe even a little bit of hell. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Ginny W., Percy W. - Complete
Cousins by straightAndFast reviews
Rose Weasley has cousins. Alot of cousins. Protective cousins. Alot of protective cousins.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Scorpius M., OC - Complete
Choices of the Heart by luvscharlie reviews
AU as to what happened in the tent after Ron returned in Deathly Hallows. You don't really think they just went to sleep, do you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,403 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Motherly Conversations by Cheetah Eyes reviews
A conversation between Edward and Renee when Bella's in the hospital at the end of Twilight. I do not own Twilight. Thanks to Hersheys Rocks for beta reading the story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Edward, Renée - Complete
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What really happend by Harry Potter reviews
Hello, my name is harry potter, and this is what really happend." post dh what happend after the war. non-cannon, all cannon parings. R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,240 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Really Big jars of dirt reviews
all is calm as the order and friends sit down to a late dinner, untill some very Odd guests arive, And guess what? It's Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny from the future! and they brought there kids to! set in OOTP. M for bad words .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,576 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Harry P.
Teenagers! reviews
A fiction in which the characters break out into song at random intervals, Yay for spontaneity In now way am I calling My chemacal Romance Emo. REVIEW PLZ!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,443 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Six words reviews
After reading a six word memoir I decided to write this. Its each of the HP characters in six words. Funny rather then serous. READ AND REVIEW! No timeline
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
No regrets:Well maybe a few reviews
This is a few snap-shots from the women of Harry Potters' POV. The girls talk about there regrets and the things they would have never changed. Sad little drabble-y fic. Read and review. Summary sucks. just read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Lily Luna P., Ginny W.
In Remembrance reviews
this is for Harrypottertwilight, I saw this on her bio and wrote a fic about it. Next gen, Albus, Rose and S.Malfoy. NEVILLE TOO! What did Albus write that was so sweet Nev just had to tell Harry? Read and find out! REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Albus S. P., Neville L. - Complete
He looked as if his life ended reviews
My wife is a Trauma Doctor, we came to pick her up after her shift" Three kids are in a car wreck, what happends when Dudley finds out just who's kids they are. And what was with the Guy on the motor bike? and the girl with pink hair. sorta AU. non cannon
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,229 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Rude and not Ginger! A twilight fanfiction! reviews
Bella wakes up to her new life, and askes somthing that shocks Edward. "am i.....Ginger?" doctor who/twilight crossover has ties to "the Christmas invasion" one-shot. REVIEW! and thanks Plooto-nfl for the idea!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Angels fall sometimes reviews
Teddy is waiting for Harry to pick him up when he finds an old Song written in 1999 by his father for his mother. One-shot. READ&REVIEW! sorta-non cannon. based on the song.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Teddy L., Remus L. - Complete
Dear Harry, Letters from home reviews
Harry was on guard when Ginny's letter came, It was what kept him going, what kept him from going mad with cold and hunger. Sweet little fic, Set in DH. READ AND REVIEW! And yes i know that the summary is suckey, but the fic is good, ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
“OOPS! Wrong button!” reviews
Remus, tonks, sirius and the kids were walking down Diogon ally when All of the suddon a large boom sounds and Than Harry Ginny Ron and Hermione are standing there. only they are twenty years older! TIME Travel OneShot! nonCannon Suckey summerary. R/R! :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Harry P., Teddy L.
Ginny goes jealous! BY tally and Ari! REWRITE reviews
Ginny goes with Harry to Quidditch practice. After quidditch practice they go back to the castle. The walk by a bunch of Griffindor girls who are OBVIOUSLY flirting with him. Then, Ginny's rage begins. PLease review it! one-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
weird Happy dreams, ending in a kiss reviews
well the name is it! one shot. Hermione has a happy dream and she Tells ron about it, sukey summary, but funny cute fic, Rons POV. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
All's fair in love and war reviews
. Victoria’s thought’s after James was killed. M for bad language, REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Victoria - Complete
Lilly luna the Jaber Jaw! reviews
REVEW! Harry is in his office working when his seven year old Lilly comes in and tell's him all about her day.... He tells her a riddle to shut her up, but why is she on the kitchen table singing it over and over agian? And why is teddy Laughing?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Of werewolf’s, bubbles and lurid pink hair! reviews
what really happened the first time that Remus and Tonks met…And what did a Bubblesbath have to do with it? , R/T fluff, YaY! t to be safe Plz,Plz,plz. REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
The night he left reviews
What happened the night Collin Creevey left to fight, from Dennis’s point of view. *Sniff* tear jerker. R/R. T to be safe. dark theme
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Dennis C., Colin C. - Complete
The chair reviews
Based on the song by George strait, I heard this song and thought of Hannah and Neville in the Leakey Caldron. N/H. Post DH. FLUFF! BEWARE! T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Neville L., Hannah A. - Complete
Romance… Harry’s valentine pay back! reviews
Remember in Harry second year, A Poem wrote by a girl with a foolish ear? Now it is dear Harry’s turn on one young miss! A humorous fic about how harry got back at Ginny. H/G fluff…with just a tad of R/H. set in HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
James and the EyePod! reviews
This is based off a real conversation between me and my mom, Only this is between James and Ginny. Very short. R/R thanks’! The name ses it all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Ginny W., James P. - Complete
It was going to happen sooner or later reviews
Three nights after the DH, harry ask's ginny a Question, Not a normal story,one of tho's that is Just Speach. ya i know that Betrays my ignorance, ho hum Just read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Reflections’ of a ring reviews
Summery: set right after DH Harry wakes to Ginny Next to him, and his world at ease. Short little fic. RR. H/G "what kinda Dork would wright fanfictions on there own work?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.