bitemypillows
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Joined 10-21-08, id: 1722041, Profile Updated: 10-21-08
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hi, my name's 'bitemypillows' and I'm a relatively new, but utterly obsessed Twilight fan. I only discovered the series about three months ago, but I'm hooked. I wish I could say that it was simply a teenage phase but when I'm not dwelling in my fantasies I'm a rational(ish), married 30 something with a responsible job! I am totally and utterly smitten with Mr Edward Cullen and if he really did exist I think my husband might have something to worry about.

I recently discovered fan fiction thanks to Anne Haines' Facebook Group and have started to write a few bits and pieces, although I have to admit that I spend most of my time reading the M rated stuff, the more lemony the better. Perhaps that makes me a bit of a perv, but hey, where Edward Cullen is concerned I simply don't care. I have some little fantasies of my own (which Twilight fan hasn't) and I decided that it would be cool to share them, although I would rather do so undercover. And yes, he can bite my pillows anytime!

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Bad Timing by monkeymoe reviews
48 hours before her wedding, Bella's friends take her out for her last Friday as an unmarried woman. 24 hours before her wedding, Bella wakes up to find herself already married. AH and possibly OOC at times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 46,781 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7297 - Favs: 4,138 - Follows: 3,783 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 285,386 - Reviews: 5393 - Favs: 3,640 - Follows: 3,370 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Ex Factor : Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward & Bella are exes. 4 years later, fate gives them a new hand by reuniting them together in their father's joint cabin, with the assistance of their clashing friends. How will it end? Hmm. *AH, OOC, A/L, Canon/Uncanon couples.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 786,765 - Reviews: 9258 - Favs: 6,897 - Follows: 3,357 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Détruit by Somah reviews
"It's all real. They did this, but I'm still here, always, Bella. Find me." Those cryptic words, whispered in a last breath, continue to haunt Bella Swan five years after the supposed death of her love, Edward Masen. AH-AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,210 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three of a Kind by LostDownTheRabbitHole reviews
B/Em/E have been friends forever. Now 21, Bella hasn't seen the guys since they all left for college. Bella is convinced before summer school starts to take a week long vacation with her two favorite boys. 2 horny guys, 1 Bella? FOLLOWUP NOW POSTED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,651 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5349 - Favs: 6,864 - Follows: 3,319 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
An Unfortunate Look Into Bella's Lovesick Psyche by petitebelette reviews
Bella is new in Forks, and she's already crushing on Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen, a misunderstood poet, is totally crushing on Bella Swan, but he has a few secrets-including a rep as a dangerous bad boy and the town pariah. AU/AH, adult themes, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,108 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 2,761 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,982 - Reviews: 6721 - Favs: 2,339 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb: PART TWO! by Nesrine reviews
Edward and Bella continue the journey after a steamy night in Bella's truck. LEMONY FRESH! M/F, Edward/Bella, Adult Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,120 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2871 - Favs: 3,166 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In My Arms by Hayley-Cullen93 reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends since they were children. They really like each other, and to be honest, its obvious to everyone! Well, except to them. They are destined to be together but why does everything go wrong? All-Human
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,256 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11621 - Favs: 8,520 - Follows: 2,569 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Love With No Limits: Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward and Bella's Honeymoon. S/L
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,995 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
the honeymoon by FOREVER-TWILIGHT-gIRL reviews
The first night of the honeymoon on Isle Esme. What exactly happened after Edward pulled Bella deeper into the ocean? The events from the water to the bedroom from Edward's POV. A restrained but hopefully sexy M story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Play It Again Edward by Phantom-writer3739 reviews
Jaded Phantom Productions brings you this entry into Withthevampsofcourse's and Jandco's A Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Contest. We hope you enjoy it, and if you do, by all means, vote for us. AH ExB. M for language and lemon AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,204 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He Will Never Touch You Like This by Edward the Dark Angel reviews
WINNER of DTE Contest! Can gentleman Edward Cullen talk dirty and be romantic at the same time? Read and find out. A jealous, frustrated Edward finally lets loose and gives Bella everything she wants, and then some. There's a plot in there somewhere.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,530 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 199 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Defeated by Lady Bracknell reviews
Driving Bella crazy is the thing that makes eternity worth living. Edward/Bella, BD spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking Dawn: Unabridged by of-ferrets-and-weaselettes reviews
I refuse to let the scenes written in Breaking Dawn go unfinished! Each chapter is a one-shot ExB of every scene of their married life that wasn't finished correctly. Rated M for a reason, folks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Yes, Please by Coquettishness reviews
COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 203 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood Bath by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Bella and Edward exploring some boundaries. Just some fluff, Dedicated to those who wanted Bella to drop the towel. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,518 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
The Family Talk by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
Imagine Carlisle and Esme Cullen attempting to give their "children" a sex ed. lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
A rite of passage by caracol reviews
AU All Human. Bella and Edward are best friends. A story of self discovery and the loss of innocence. This story is about how two people deal with sex, love, trust, friendship all while growing up. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,392 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 2,967 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Fresh Blood by BellyGnomes reviews
Taking off where New Moon ended. Bella and Edward explore their physical relationship while outside forces attempt to pull them apart. Sex, Comedy, Drama, Romance, and Adventure all mixed into one titillating story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 75,616 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007
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Warmth
Another little drabble - inspired by SM's wonderful characters. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Published: 9/19/2010
Relax reviews
Alice takes Bella to a spa to de-stress before the wedding, but Edward knows that it's not just the wedding that's bothering her so he takes matters into his own hands! It's handy when you don't need to breathe! My first lemon, so pretty please R&R.OOCish
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete