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I'm the odd girl out, because I'm older than your average twilight fan fiction junkie ( I think). I WILL NOT REVEAL MY AGE!! I'll give this hint though, I already graduated from college!! (yeah, I know). I am a wife and a mother (ugh, I cringe at the thought of all the teens going "wow, but she's ancient!".

Things that I hate: (this are just things that I dislike, don't mean to insult anyone it's just my opinion)

1. Non canon fanfics- this is just insulting!

2. All human Twilight fan fiction- if I wanted to read about these humans I would read other fan fiction, but the fact that they are under Twilight fan fiction is just absurd, it's like making Hogwarts a wizard free zone!

UPDATE_UPDATE_UPDATE DECEMBER 13 2008 Fine!! I have to say that a person named duccy has changed my view on this subject!! However SHE IS THE ONLY EXCEPTION!! I'm hooked on two of her all human stories!! And I advice you all to read them!!

3. OOC Twilight fanfics, please! I think you can give dimension to a character and still keep their mayor personality traits, just because they are in a different situation doesn't mean you have to give them a lobotomy! Of course there are some exceptions that I will explain later.

4. Ok this is sort of a "delicate" subject but, I really dislike when some of the "romance" scenes get a bit nasty, for example, the narrating starts with Edward's and Bella's wedding night, all of a sudden Edward starts cursing! (WHAT?), or saying things like "Oh Bella, you just feel so..." or "Oh, God" and Bella is all like "Oh, Edward I need you" and bla,bla bla... Ok lets just take a minute here so that we can BARF. I know that most (Ok well the majority) of writers here are very young and still do not have this experience, and hence write these scenes about something that they have watched on a movie or have been told by friends, ( by the way porn is just the most unrealistic idea of sex in the universe, nothing further from the truth) but listen, do you really think that the first time you are intimate with the one you love, who is by the way a very conservative person and you are very shy, you are going to be shouting profanities!! NO!!

Here is a list of some of my favorite fan fiction authors:

1. bronzehairedgirl620, you should read her story- Yes For Forever, and review , she loves that! she answers to your reviews!! and she's great.

2. Insanity's Partner, I really liked her Twilight Fan Fiction Etiquette, I agree on so may points!!

3. vjgm, Ha, ha, ha, she's a very funny lady!! Her stories are parodies, so of course they are OOC but Oh my goodness! I laughed so much I think I broke a rib! I recommend Parenting Skills 101, Family Therapy Cullen Style, ok so just about all of them, I can't say I don't recommend her All Human take on Twilight, because as you might've guessed I have not read it.

4. Revontuli, I have read all, her stories, and I mean all! her stories are mostly one-shots, but oh they are divine! She has an outstanding imagination, her grammar and articulation are perfect, and she sticks to cannon parings, her stories are always in character, what she does is she helps them develop their true selves and at the same time they get to keep their original personality, it's like they grow and learn and have more dimension but they are still the same person, it's incredible really, try all her stories.

5. duccy- They say duces are wild and they are so right! read her all human takes of Twilight. I know I've stated in the past how against this I am. But you know, live and learn. On my defense I have to say that these are THE ONLY ALL HUMAN STORIES I RECOMEND. Read the following stories by duccy: One new message, and also try: Remember the summer.


"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an atractive and well preserved body,

but rather to skid sideways, wine glass in one hand,

body thoroughly used up,

totally worn out and screeming



Link to Bella's dress from Chapter 10 of story Awakening Dusk:

Link to Bella's Dolce and Gabbana outfit from Chapter 12 of AD:

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Cullen Family Camping Trip II: Back to the Woods by LeesaM reviews
After the first disastrous camping trip Bella and the Cullens are ready to put it behind them and move toward the upcoming wedding, until Charlie's 'thank you' present sends the household back into a panic - and back to the woods. Uh oh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,303 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2893 - Favs: 3,314 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen Family Camping Trip by LeesaM reviews
Charlie insists Bella go camping with the Cullens in order to acclimate herself with the great outdoors. After all, the Cullens are practically revered in town for their family camping trips, so they must know what they're doing, right? *Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,754 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Choices by LeesaM reviews
This story takes place in Eclipse when Riley goes to Bella’s room to gather her belongings for Victoria. This is what could have happened if Bella had arrived while he was still there, and the events following.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 37 - Words: 82,935 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Approval by Revontuli reviews
My take on the early years of Edward's and Carlisle's relationship -- from Esme's change in 1921 to Edward's departure in 1927. Depressing and highly dramatic. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Smiling Through the Pain by taylorjeanjn reviews
“Rosalie? It’s Bella. Please. You have to help me.” I was whispering as low as I possibly could, and speaking quickly; a habit that I had when I was nervous. There was a brief pause on the other end of the line... Book 2 in Breaking Dawn from BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 60,072 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Mortality Race by Revontuli reviews
Everybody wants it. Everybody would do anything for it. Now that re-transformation is possible, how far will the vampire population go in order to obtain it?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,578 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009
Waste of time Friendships by Revontuli reviews
Much to Edward's dismay, Bella wouldn't be Bella unless her every friend was strange and possibly dangerous. Mythical creature expertise doesn't always help with humans... --Post-Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,357 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella - Complete
Death And Where It Leads by Revontuli reviews
Renée Dwyer quietly passed away in the loving arms of her family in Florida on 11/4/2039.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Renée - Complete
Promises Broken by kayleecal reviews
AU ending for New Moon. After months of suffering Edward finally gives in to the need to see Bella. He returns the day of her fateful jump from the LaPush cliff. It's Edward who's waiting, rather than Alice, when Jacob brings Bella home. Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,379 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fascism by Revontuli reviews
Those who break the rules are punished. A one-shot from Jane's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Jane - Complete
The Baseball Game by A.Ash reviews
Bella is beyond stressed about Charlies attendance at a Cullen family baseball game, but his response may surprise her! One shot. Bella POV
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella - Complete
Only a Delusion by Revontuli reviews
It's dreadful to find out that your mother has a past with your long-term boyfriend. When it comes to truth, even Nessie's endless love has its limits. -- Winner of TA's one-shot Nessie challenge
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Fires of Jealousy by Revontuli reviews
Someone likes Bella a little too much for Edward's taste. Post-Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,064 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I love him, mother by Revontuli reviews
When Renée finds out about Bella's wedding plans, she boards the next flight to Seattle. Can she really talk Bella out of it, or will she learn to accept her decision? Post-Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,909 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Bella, Renée - Complete
BE AFRAID! VERY AFRAID! by Emberseve reviews
CELEBRITIES! SUPERHEROS! HOT GUYS! AND PRINCES! OH MY! The Cullen household has been invaded by numerous species! WILL THEY MAKE IT OUT ALIVE?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2008
Chasing after the Sun by Revontuli reviews
Edward finds a disc that contains an interesting conversation between Bella and her mother. Bella had to say goodbye to the sun at some point, didn't she? Post-Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Renée - Complete
All angels have a demon side by Revontuli reviews
Edward has always wanted to hear Bella's thoughts. It was only a matter of time until Bella discovered how to use that to her advantage. Post-Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anything But Ordinary by Emberseve reviews
Takes Place after Edward left in New Moon, during the month of Feb. Bella Has lost it; she can’t take it anymore. One more reminder of him and its depression …Suicide. But is there really no hope at all? Will she really never see him again? It’ll take m
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8431 - Favs: 7,639 - Follows: 1,783 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 298 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Quality Time by MoonShineMystery reviews
Bella and Jasper hanging out. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
Carnage by pelirroja reviews
Bella's clumsiness claims new victims. Can Edward ever forgive her?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Awakening Dusk reviews
B&E's story after Eclipse.Adventures and Challenges await them as they embark on this new phase of their relationship.Their honeymoon,Bella's change,a new treaty with the wolves,a conflict with the Volturi will make them choose sides.Canon.Not OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,253 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008
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