Karasu Kagami
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Lo. My name is Karasu Kagami-obviously.

I shall not be providing you with any other names i may lay claim too.

Nor my age (lets just say i'm older than i act, but younger then most guess).

Or gender (dispite how obvious THAT is).

I am EXPECIALLY not giving any info on where to find/contact me.

I figure my e-mail and country are enough.

(Stalkers.)

Anyway...

I don't really know what to write here. So...yeah...the general stuff...


Likes:

-The color black...and other dark stuff.

-Sweets/such as candy, cake and pocky. Also, cheese.

-small/baby animals...unless they're slimey. Snakes, Mice, Puppies, all good. Slimey? No.

-manga and books of fiction. Also (obviously) fanfiction!

-music (Im gonna be vauge on this one. Mostly to be lazy. But also to come off as 'mysterious'...i wonder if its working...)

-and...YAOI!! (Im one of the strong believers that all the 'good' guys are taken, gay or fictional.)

Dislikes:

-people (persons are okay in general. its the crowds i loathe.)

-spiders (And i have a button saying as much! =D)

-EARWIGS and CENTIPEEDS (Runs away screaming.)

-moving in general (Im lazy. Unless you piss me off or scare me half to death im not moving.)

-getting wet (except showers which are both nice and necessary. I also love hot tubs and jacuzzis.

My Hobbies are:

-Sleeping (I dont waste daylight-i sleep through it!)

-Doodling (Which no one (except Naya, Mizu, Ryu and Suki) will -ever- see. Xp)

-Daydreaming (My imagination is uncontainable i go off on rants and raves all the time to people even when neither the situation or person exsist. And yet-still not MEDICATED! XD)

-Music (VAUGE! Am i 'mysterious' yet?)

-and reading YAOI!! (cackles maniacally)

Erm...yeah...i wonder if anyone reads this...

I'll probably change this later...again. Xp


Some Quotes:

Life is too short and too shitty to care about the dos and don'ts of social expectations. ~Dean, Carpe Diem by Castalie

"I have the world's best gaydar! I can always find the gay man in a room - the only problem is he's usually the only one I actually like."

"Be the kind of 'woman' that when your feet hit the floor, each morning, the devil says, 'Oh crap, she's up!'"

Once when I was young and true,
Someone left me sad-
Broke my brittle heart in two;
And that was very bad.
Love is for unlucky folk.
Love is but a curse.
Once there was a heart I broke;
And that, I think, is worse.

"I've learned that, in every story, there is a big, bad something. An evil force that, no matter the size, corrupts the world of the story, and tries its best to destroy the hero. A wolf, a witch, a giant, a dragon, a knight... or an idea, a desire, a temptation... or even...a book."- Lullaby

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO!! What a ride!"

"Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals." -Agnes Repplier

"Desire knows no logic; evil needs no reason."—Harris Tuttle

Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time. -Author Unknown

"I had a dream, last night, that I was eating a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone."

"I took my parents back to the airport today. They leave tomorrow." —Margaret Smith

"You know you've read to many fanfic's when...you start thinking of the slashyness of your brother and his best friend."

"Much pervertedness I sense in you. Deeply dissatisfied and confused with your gender you are, old grasshopper," Jiraiya fell down in shock hearing the weird genin talk like that to him, as the genin walked away hunched down and holding a cane, covered in those weird robes, while Orochimaru and Tsunade howled in laughter in the background.-Super power shoppin, a Naruto fic

"Give a bloke a snog and he thinks all’s forgiven. Well, you’re wrong. It’ll take two snogs."

"Is it really manipulation when I tell you up front what I am wanting?"

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."-George Bernard Shaw

"Albus Dumbledore is a genius." Bill says pompously.

"It is a fine line between madness and genius." Kingsley says blandly.

"And Albus is that line." Tonks folds her arms smugly.

Bill concedes the point. "Well probably, but back to the topic at hand. What was the prophecy?"

She sighs and clears her throat. "You will be bitten by a rabid rabbit and die. You will be resurrected by a master necromancer and be possessed by the spirit of a succubus, your fate will be to mate with the transfigured zombie of your grandmother. You shall conceive a demigod that shall destroy the world in the apocalypse."

-When Masks Break, H.P. fic

NOTICE: Sexual harasment in this area will NOT be reported. It will however be "GRADED".-fake warning sign

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - Unknown

It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.-Mark Twain

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they are when you kill them.

Embrace the total dork in yourself. Life is too short to be cool.

"Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone."

"My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was god and I didn't."

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me! So tie me up and throw me down, and show me that you ~like~ me!

"1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea."- Author unknown

Really, when telling someone they should think outside the box, they should include warnings about your brain rolling into the gutter and down a storm-drain.

Madness is like gravity, all you need is a little push...

-Joker, The Dark Knight (movie)

"The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim."

"If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door."

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

"In three words, I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on."

"A good marriage is between a deaf man and a blind woman."

"The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret."

"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. By then it was too late."

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. - Douglas Adams

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

"Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people."

"Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not even trying."

(Sign shown in a non-smoking zone) "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

"Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time."

"One guy had his right thumb trademarked. Now the police will actually have to pay him if he ever has to give a thumb print."

"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose."

"I've always wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming!"

(After taking a drink from a mug) "This would taste a lot better if there was actually something in this cup."

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."

"The word 'Politics' is derived from the word 'Poly', meaning 'Many', and 'Ticks', meaning 'Blood sucking parasites'."

"This," Tawny began, pointing to Jaq. "Is Spicerella. This witch is crazy."

The Evening Star Prince looked confused for a moment, then rallied.

"Come now, Scouts. The combined forces of good will always triumph over evil! I you believe –"

"Don’t talk to us about evil, tell us about crazy!" Rose squealed. "Does good always triumph over crazy?!"

"Er . . . Scouts, you are the holders of the power of the Star Cryst – "

"We’re not just talking regular crazy!" Cherry piped up. "We’re talking ‘phone starts ringing: CUJO' crazy!"

The Evening Star Prince blinked a few more times, and then looked over at Jaq. The witch he knew as Spicerella gave him a long, head to toe look and pursed her lips thoughtfully.

"So . . . . that’s your whole deal?" She said doubtfully. "You just show up and give a pep talk and that makes things all better?"

The Evening Star Prince drew himself up to his full height.

"Make no mistake, Spicerella; the Crystal Star Scouts have the power to defeat you!"

"No, they don’t." There was no adamant denial; Jaq simply stated a fact. "In fact, if I were them, I’d kick your ass for encouraging them into dangerous battles they aren’t sure they have the stamina for. If I were them, I’d be highly suspicious of your motives, ‘Evening Star Prince’. It would occur to me to wonder what kind of a guy follows three girls in obscenely short skirts, encourages them to fight, but never does so himself."

A look that said: ‘Hey . . . yeah!’ crossed the Star Scouts features and they turned suspicious glares to the masked youth.-That's Jack with a 'Q', a Xiaolin Showdow fic

"Before I married Ms. Right, I didn't realize her first name was 'Always'."

"Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go."

"There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead."

"I love him, o yes I do. He's for me and not for you. And if by chance you take my place, I'll take my fist and smash your face!"

"Consider, friend, as you pass by, as you are now, so once was I. As I am now, you too shall be. Prepare, therefore, to follow me."

– Scottish tombstone epitaph

"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."

"When you're a fat little kid, there are no more see saws. Only catapults."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses and all the kings' men, ate scrambled eggs for 2 weeks."

"Solutions are not the answer."

"Permitted vehicles not allowed."

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."

"Procrastinate now. Don't put it off."

"I'd kill for a Nobel peace prize."

"Borrow money from pessimists... they don't expect it back."

"My history teacher is the type of person who is always kind, never raises his voice, and always wears a smile. There's just something about that smile though that tells everyone that sets sights on him that he has a collection of corpses in his basement that he's planning to turn into human sausages."

"This, I think, will need a rather lovely blend of violence and subtly. We may even need extreme explosives."

"It's not my fault inanimate objects wish to pummel me to death."

"There's something impossibly disturbing about the fact that I am the result of my parents doing the dirty."

There are no rules in a fight. Honor is just another word for stupid and the only unfair advantage is the one the other guy has.

"In ancient times, cats were worshiped as gods. They have not forgotten this."

"That’s the problem, everybody just assumes. Just because I’m a Black – you better take your children inside, here he comes! The monster, the madman! You know how that is. He’s gonna take your life and fuck your wife," he chanted, sing-song. "Get the torches and pitchforks, men, light up the night! But I don’t need to spell it out for you; you know how that is. You’re the real monster."-'Hell Hath No Fury', fic by 'Junkoholic'

"That’s not what I mean and you know it." "All right. I’m sorry. Are you happy? We’re still in the same situation but at least you have your pride back."

He knows it is better to be on the winning side then to not even know you have lost.

"And remember, me buckos - pillage BEFORE you burn!"

"Memory isn't like reading a book; it's more like writing a book from fragmentary notes." – John F. Kihlstrom

"I am fearless in the face of death. Permanent impairment makes me a little wary."-'At the Hands of the Other', fic by 'The-Caitiff'

"A man who kills, he runs around free; this system sucks, it’s screwing over me."

"I smoke... but only when im on fire."

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear. ~Lemony Snicket

"You're insane, Gai. And now you're infecting the next generation."-Stray Leaves, fic

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

If you let people know that you're human, then they'll expect it of you all of the time.

If you want to live an interesting life, you're going to spend half of it being terrified. -Mary Hollinshead

'I'm no leader. I do what I have to do…sometimes people come with me.'

Judge me all you want, just keep the verdict to yourself. -From a Winston advertisement

Sure, God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.-Author Unknown

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. -C.S. Lewis

The essence of pleasure is spontaneity. -Germaine Greer

‘Those shooting at you are the enemy. Shoot them.’

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

A true friend stabs you in the front

There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficent methods.

I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.

"Auntie Em: Hate you; hate Kansas, taking the dog." - Dorothy

Ignoring bullshit is wrong, bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.

If you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with bullshit.

Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery

"We're America! Don't mess with the nation that needs medication!"

We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Any military leader who thought suicide was the answer deserved to be questioned, frequently and often.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" . . . until you can find a rock.

Forecast for tonight: dark.

I don't get even, I get odder.

Jesus loves you! But everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Spandex: A privilege, not a right.

At a nudist wedding everyone can see who the best man is.

Caution: I know karate...and six other Chinese words.

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Never visit a doctor who can't keep her office plants alive.

Dear God, please if you get me out of this shit I'll never watch Internet porn again. Okay, okay, I can't lie to you God, I'll still watch Internet porn, but I swear I'll pay for it. And I'm sorry I said shit. Amen.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?

Vegetarians taste better.

I bet I can stop gambling.

Horn broken: watch for Finger!

I have the Body of a god...Buddha...

Right now I've got amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

If you got a hunger for what you see

You'll take it eventually

You can have anything you want

But you better not take it from me!"

"Okay. But if it starts to go wrong…""I’m out of there. You won’t see me for dust. And that’s – that’s a troubling turn of phrase for a vampire."-Spike, Buffy the Vampire fic

"I want him dead," Sylarana said. "You can’t." said Harry wearily. That would make me hurt worse." "I know," said Sylarana. "I did not promise that I was going to kill him. I promised that I wish to."-unknown H.P. fic (cant remember >

This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. THIS IS AN EX-PARROT.

"Wrong. I’m not locked up in here with you. You’re locked up in here with me." – A line spoken by Rorschach in Alan Moore’s Watchmen.

Let me bring you up to speed. We know nothing. You are now up to speed.
Inspector Clousau in The Pink Panther 2

"You were martyred?" "That's one way of putting it. Another way of putting it would be to say that I was bludgeoned to death by huge fucking rock

"Shy Introvert. Please say Hi."-button

"Do you really need a bottle to give you permission for that?"

"I have an understanding with those that matter. I don't need it from anyone else."

"If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression."

"He’s not stupid. He’s been possessed by retarded ghost."

Oh, all hail our broken down junk pile of our leader!-Starscream, 'Transformors: Revenge of the Fallen' Movie

Without really thinking about what he was doing, Jack lifted his foot for the next stride, but instead of planting it on the floor, he jammed the treads of his bondage boots into the chain link and kicked up. The next step he was able to jam the other foot into the opposite panel of chain link and kick himself higher. As the cop gawked, their quarry ran up the chain link panels, grasped the bottom of the access catwalk a full story above the dance floor and flip himself over it as neatly as if the whole stunt had been choreographed. A few people on the dance floor burst into applause.-Wasted Youth, Xioalin Showdown fanfic

"I’ve always found the moon a perfect target. To high to hit to big to miss."

I'm a cute puppy, so rub my tummy, or I'll bite your knees.

"I don’t know what their problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce."

Never explain—your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.-Elbert Hubbard

Now's the best time to say "Gee, Mr. Lancer, I had no idea being a teacher was so difficult."- Mr. Lancer
"I'm fourteen.. I don't really care..."- Danny (Danny Phantom)

Don’t consider your reputation and you may do anything you like.

Don’t consider your reputation and you may do anything you like.

"LALALA! YOU DO THE HOKEY-POKEY, AND YOU TUNE YOUR BEST FRIEND OUT!!...LALALAAALALALALALAA! THATS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!!"

Alright then, I’m in. In the immortal words of my favorite dwarf, ‘Certainty of death, small chance of success, what are we waiting for?’

The dead cannot cry out for justice; it is a duty of the living to do so for them. Lois McMaster Bujold, Diplomatic Immunity, 2002

"Professionals are predictable; it’s the amateurs that are dangerous." (Unknown)

He blinks at the apple in his hands, thinks for a moment of knowledge and power and good and evil and takes a bite.-12 Moves Sideways, fic

I wonder if Bumblebee bleeds honey.-Sideways, 'Transformors: Revenge of the Fallen' Movie

Nobody leaves this world alive.

Muggle Proverb

Proof that, once again, wizards know better.

Let this remind you why you once feared the dark.
Prince Nuada in Hellboy II: The Golden Army

As long as I kept moving, my grief streamed out behind me like a swimmer’s long hair in water. I knew the weight was there but it didn’t touch me. Only when I stopped did the slick, dark stuff of it come floating around my face, catching my arms and throat till I began to drown. So I didn’t stop.-Barbara Kingsolver, The Poisonwood Bible

"How long do I have to choke you before I convince you of your mortality."

"Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?"

"Once upon a time, a beautiful swan was swimming in a vast river that stretched across the land. On one bank of the river, a scorpion called to it, asking for a ride to the other side. Naturally, the swan was suspicious of the deadly arachnid, but rationalized that the scorpion would never sting the creature that showed it kindness, so the water fowl agreed to help. Halfway across the waterway, the swan felt a burning pain coursing through its body. Realizing it had been stung by the scorpion, the dying bird asks a single question as it succumbs to the excruciating pain, ‘Why?’ And as the scorpion drowns with the swan into the cold, dark water it replies? ‘Because it’s my nature.’"-The Swan and the Scorpion


Ridiculous Pick-Up Lines That Make Me Laugh=

I'm Big Brother. I've been watching you...

"Yup. I'm a god. You may show your devotion by taking off your clothes."

F+ck me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to f+ck me?

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!

Are you an alarm clock? ‘Cause you opened my eyes

Are you a zoo? Because you bring the animal out in me.

Are you a magician? Because ever time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.

I can sense that you're a terrific in bed.

"They say nature is the greatest teacher. Wanna see what a doggy taught me?"

Your lips look so lonely; would they like to meet mine?

"If I could be anything, I’d be a tear: born in your eye, living on your cheek, and dying at your lips."

If I could reach out, and take a star for every time you’ve made me smile...I’d have the sky in the palm of my hand"

Hey I am a professional wrestler...want to learns some new moves?

"If God made anything better looking than you he must have kept it for himself."
"Do you have a license? Because you're driving me crazy"
"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers"
"You must be tired... you've been running through my mind all night."
"Are you a math major? Cause you look good from all angles!"
"Quick, I need 50 cents! My mother asked me to call her when I fell in love."
"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!"
"I may be no Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!"
"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"
I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?


And i do believe thats everything i can think of off the top of my head. Although...be right back! ;)

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Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,598 - Reviews: 2848 - Favs: 5,782 - Follows: 6,673 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Sunny April by Araceil reviews
Skull was just a name. But the past can't stay buried forever. Genderbend, Ministry!Bashing, mild-Ginny!bashing, Violin!love, Reborn/Skull DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,214 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P., Reborn, Skull, Adult Reborn - Complete
Harry in Agrabah by Mya Uzo reviews
Harry hadn't planned any of this. All he had wanted to do was end it all, it's too bad that the veil wasn't a portal of death like everybody else had always assumed. slash second in the disney/harry verse
Crossover - Harry Potter & Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 1/5/2012 - [Harry P., Razoul] [Jasmine, Aladdin]
Alice in the Country of Lemon by AttackonBakura reviews
Hey did you know? Every game has its rules. Set from the very beginning. Welcome to the Country of Lemon, where the cardinal rule is that pleasure and fantasies are reality. One-Shot lemon collection. Alice x Everyone. Yaoi too! WARNING: CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT! GRAPHIC SMUT NOT FOR KIDS! Requests Open! ONGOING COLLECTION OF COMPLETE LEMONS! Enjoy your stay in the Country of Lemon.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,734 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Alice L. - Complete
We R Who We R by Pool-Sempai reviews
He didn't see why the Host Club would think that Kasanoda needed a makeover. To Harry, the Yakuza heir was just perfect the way he was. After all, it was his "scary" face that he fell in love with.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,362 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Harry P., R. Kasonada
Lucy's Fury by nikoneko123 reviews
They finally did it. Natsu and Gray have pushed her over the edge, and it's going to take a lot for her to forgive them this time. She was so angry she quit their team, and started to hang out with the Thunder God Tribe, who she discovers are not how they appear to be to the rest of the guild. Rated T for future violence and swearing. I DON'T OWN FAIRY TAIL!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 148,103 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Lucy H., Laxus D., Bickslow, Team Natsu - Complete
Fingfur by Lady Blue Shadow reviews
Harry is Fingfur. He is reborn as a Dwarf, but still quite young when Erebor falls. He is older than Fili, Kili and Ori, though. When he wants to join the Company Dwalin protests heavily. Why? And how come Fingfur is more at home with the Hobbit than with the other Dwarrows? Slash! Please read! (Mentions of) MPreg.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,763 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Harry P., Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin
The Berserker's Bride by Princess Falling Star reviews
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III was born useless to her tribe. Being a girl and a hiccup, her only value was that of a bride. So she was traded like a yak to the son of the Berserker chief. The boy is a sadistic madman and now she must find away to survive this marriage away from everything she's ever known. Even if that means befriending a dragon. Fem!Hiccup Dagcup.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,431 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 1/3/2014 - [Hiccup, Dagur] Stoick
Repercussions of a Wish by exocara reviews
"If you could choose between a world where people would love you at first sight, and continue to fall in love with you even more as they get to know you; or a world where it is totally and utterly acceptable for you, and only you, to punch anyone in the face, anytime, anywhere, which would you choose?" University AU (?), All27, drabble and one-shot series. Tsuna-centric
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,153 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
The Guardian of Erebor by FarGreenCountrySwiftSunrise reviews
Bella Baggins sacrificed herself to save the Shire when the dragon Smaug attacked. He used her to repair Erebor with her Hobbit abilities to fix broken things. When Thorin and his Company come to reclaim Erebor, there is no dragon, only a cursed Hobbit with golden dragon scales embedded in her skin. Bagginshield. Fem!Bilbo. Dragon AU.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,521 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
The Sword Smith's Secret by MissKatt18 reviews
Sesshoumaru despises the blade his father has left him. When he goes to Totosai to demand a sword to be forged, he meets an unexpected assistant that will have a role in forging his sword. Now, he is forced to win her favor in order for his sword to be fabricated for the impending war. What happens when she turns out to be more valuable than what he thought?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 150,670 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Under Goblin Town by AndyHood reviews
There is a reason why the hobbits don't leave the Shire. The story of Bullroarer Took had more to it then what Gandalf knew about. The goblins have a long memory and hold a grudge against any and all hobbits especially Tooks. A story of where Bilbo didn't fall down deeper in the goblin caves and finds the Ring but was brought in front of the Goblin Kings wrath. No Slash, AU No Ring
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,473 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Bifur, The Goblin King
Arrived At Dusk by aliengirlguy reviews
In desperation a boy escaped everything, even himself, to a place that would give him a new name, a new life, and the magic of love and friendship. Pony!Harry, Harry Slash pairing, m/m, m/f, f/f pairings. Includes the Mane 6 and all the other cast of MLP, episode spoilers, set in MLP world, AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,900 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Harry P.
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 188,342 - Reviews: 4039 - Favs: 5,386 - Follows: 5,838 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
Once Upon a Dream by Anita-Uriel reviews
Lucy is struck with lust from her sudden fetish towards Natsus' power and intense attitude, wanting a little domination play she falls asleep and has a crazy wet dream about Natsu; but she cant ask Natsu for help with her sudden rush of lust, who can she call on to relieve the 'pressure? Natsu/Lucy/Taurus. Content: Dominate/Submissive relation, Spanking, etc.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,981 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Lucy H., Natsu D., Taurus - Complete
The Right to Live by Eilwynn reviews
Freed from her cage, Uzumaki Naruto sets out to show the world all that it takes for granted. Rated for safety. WARNING: FemNaruto, with eventual romantic relationships with male characters. (My one unfinished story.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,657 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 1,999 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Will of Fire by Whispering Darkness reviews
Kagome was a lot more used to adapting to strange, even frightening, situations than most people. And it seemed that she was stuck here, wherever here was, for now. There was nothing for it but to make the best of it. And really, these shinobi weren't that different from demon slayers, perverted monks or youkai. Series of connected one-shots and vignettes.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,653 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Kagome H.
Building the Yellow Brick Road by LittleOne94 reviews
Harry Potter, wizard and hero, never could have imagined what would happen when he rushed after his Godfather through the Veil. Now he was friends with the Summoning Toads, learning the secret arts of the Shinobi and hunting down another Voldemort wanna be. Strong Harry and a more perceptive Naruto. SLASH. Mpreg. Adopted from Williamsangel88
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,408 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 9/7/2014 - [Harry P., Itachi U.] Sasuke U. - Complete
Loyalty by Whispering Darkness reviews
Magic, wonderful, strange and unpredictable magic took note of him and instead of doing the logical thing, acknowledging what he is, carving out a place between all the other wondrous creatures in this world – magic lifted him up instead. And left him somewhere else.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,283 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Harry P., Kakashi H., Genma S. - Complete
A Most Unusual Specimen by E-Loveless reviews
Bilbo Baggins was bound to be a rather odd hobbit, seeing as his mother was a Took. They just never expected his oddities to be...quite like this. It began as a little sprout of hair from the tip of Bilbo's chin, at the tender age of twenty-one. Bilbo/Dwalin, chance of Bilbo/Dwalin/Thorin.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,839 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin
Our Prince Harry by yaoigirl22 reviews
Prince Harry of Hogwarts has come of age, and for his birthday he gains a Harem of men. Lucky Harry, but something dark is growing within the castle and Harry's Harem will do anything to protect their prince. If only said prince would stay OUT of danger!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,784 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Harry P.
The Thing About Bad Pennies by CrystallicSky reviews
They always come back. CHACK, WIP
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,799 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - [Jack, Chase]
Stone Hearts by JoeyBear1424 reviews
Their burglar's body is cold as stone. Bifur gives it a tentative poke and gets no response. Bilba's forehead is stained with blood, her eyes closed and her body cold. But her chest still rises and falls. She's the only living thing among a battlefield filled with death and destruction. Part six of China Doll. Can be read as a stand alone.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Bilbo B., Bofur, Bifur
Death And Snow by MissYuki1990 reviews
"Harry, what happened to you?" he breathed out as he stopped a few feet in front of the taller man. The child was gone, buried under years and years of something so dark and heavy it made Jack shiver.Where was the child he remembered? "It's Death now, Jack..." SLASH, OOC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 92 - Published: 11/5/2014 - [Jack Frost, Harry P.] - Complete
Being the Exerpts of A Hobbits Tale by Kyprish Prophetess reviews
Traveling with a band of people a different race than yourself is bound to cause some confusion. These are a series of short stories pertaining to potential cultural clashes between dwarrows and a hobbit.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,576 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Bilbo B., Balin, Bifur, Bofur
Perfectly Pure Polarity by Fate Pwns You reviews
When Alice's friends got her an Automated Bot Companion for her birthday because they figured her sex libido was low and she needed more spice to her life, Alice had no idea how right they were. Peter/Alice. AU.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,923 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Alice L., Peter W., Sidney B.
The Biggest Toad in the Puddle by Tsume Yuki reviews
In which the Master of Death finds himself reborn and Jiraiya get's confirmation of what he's always known; he has no idea what to do with a kid. Good thing this one came self-sufficient. (MoD and reborn Harry)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,034 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 3,262 - Follows: 4,061 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Harry P., Jiraiya, Team Seven, Team Ten
Cover Me by Black Dragon Queen reviews
SLASH! MPREG An injured Barricade goes to Sam with an odd request-a truce between himself and the Autobots. But with the other Autobots inbound what will happen to our favorite interceptor? - NC17 Version on LJ, AFFnet & AO3! '07 Movie verse ONLY. This was started before the sequential movies so this is not compatible to either RotF/DotM/AoE. 9/11-Found 1/2 my notes... eh-heh
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 199 - Words: 864,552 - Reviews: 4703 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Barricade, Bumblebee, Sam W.
Fields of Thyme by WizardsGirl reviews
Immortality doesn't sit well with Harry. So, when given the choice to move on to a new world for a "Traveling Holiday" he's quick to take it up. Of course, Chaos has to have a say in it. Fem!Alicorn!Harry BECAUSE I CAN. Not sure exactly where this is going, but I'm having fun writing it so Nyah. Rated T just in case, Feel free to Q&A me! LONG CHAPTERS WHOOOT! XD Enjoy
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,551 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Harry P.
Iron Scales by GeorgieGirl999 reviews
During a near death experience at the age of seven Harry manages to awake an ancient bloodline to receive a mysterious inheritance. Now transformed into a beautiful, mysterious, creature he must learn to live alone when a strange man in an iron suit crashes into a nearby beach. Mpreg, Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,844 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 2,544 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 2/28/2013 - [Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony]
A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words by leoslady4ever reviews
For Lucy, drawing was a distant dream until a magic store boasts a new big seller, a potion that imbues the user with a talent they don't normally have for one full day. Now, with the urge to sketch shooting through her veins, she looks to her fellow guild members for inspiration, with one providing far more than he could have ever imagined. (T for language)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/24/2014 - [Bickslow, Lucy H.] - Complete
A Predator by madwriter223 reviews
-Written for the Kink Meme- The Full Moon was drawing near, and Bilbo tried to keep his anxiousness at bay. But being surrounded by so many larger wolf-dwarves was rather stressful. Especially with the tales he had heard of what happened to packless wolves during a Full Moon. He shuddered to think what would happen to him.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
To Save a Hobbit by randomplotbunny reviews
Bilbo is ill and so decides to accompany the Dwarves on their adventure instead of wasting away in the Shire. But is there hope for our dear Hobbit at the end of his journey? Eventual Smaugbo, with a light dash of Bagginshield thrown in.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,742 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Bilbo B., Smaug] Thorin - Complete
Phantom Girl by bibliosophia reviews
"Phantom Lord's famous for not getting along with Fairy Tail. I actually fretted deciding which one I wanted to join. After all, their reputation is nearly as nuts as Fairy Tail's!" Lucy helps a Dragon Slayer defeat some slavers, and in exchange he invites her to join his guild! ...no, not that Dragon Slayer. No, not that guild.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 240,885 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Lucy H., Gajeel R., Juvia L., Rogue C. - Complete
Get Off My Back by BlasterBlurby reviews
After escaping the war in England Harry has found peace in living his life out in his animagus form, that is until Voldemort needed a ride. Drabble, Harry/Voldemort, Horse!Harry, M/M Relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,844 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 2,118 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Soul Spirit by Deathsembrace137 reviews
When Lucy and Loke encounter a Lost Soul, it leads to Lucy ending up on the door step of one of Fairy Tail's least expected mages. Will their one night together turn into anything more? Originally a one shot. I revised and added to the first chapter, and this will now be a short chapter story. Pairing is BixLu
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,212 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Lucy H., Bickslow
Extremes by Deamon's Eyes reviews
They were building a pillow fort. That seemed innocent enough, but they were Vongola. They don't do half measures.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Byakuran, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
Cheese by Deamon's Eyes reviews
Cheese. A marker. Head full of... friendly advice. Tsuna was going to take over the world. Not that he knew at the time.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Just a Little Bite by randomplotbunny reviews
The company learns something about their Burglar's people that not even Gandalf knew. Vampire Hobbit fic! Because there just isn't enough of it out there.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,304 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Alone We Would Fail by SmokeGetsInYourEyes reviews
" This, my dear staff and academy student, is our very own wizard, our soldier extrordanaire and- " unfortunately, "- the one and only, Master of Death."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,895 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Harry P., Lord Death/Shinigami-sama
Rainbows of the Sky by Akari and Kitakami reviews
AU. Tsuna was having a boring day one night. Then he received a box that contained special pacifiers. Now he has to care, love, protect, and understand them. And once he does, what happens to the pacifiers? Arcobaleno27
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,660 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Arcobaleno
Going on an Adventure, Finding Family and Acceptance by Howlingwolf666 reviews
Bilbo doesn't belong in the Shire, Gandalf knows this very well, with Bilbo having 'dangerous' shifts as well as some magical talent. But, he's hoping that being in the company of thirteen odd dwarves will help Bilbo find some form of acceptance and, if Bilbo's really lucky, family and love. Is Gandalf right? Or is it Bilbo that doesn't belong anywhere? I totally suck at these :(
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,815 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili
Yare, Yare! Naruko Gaiden by Felicity Dream reviews
Naruko thought it was hard being Kakashi's only pupil and already being engaged, but then the CRA is enacted for politics and there's this whole gritty process and a bunch of men that seem really broken and need her to fix them up. She doesn't know how to deal with fanclubs, learning Mokuton, and going on a quest to find her father and immortality too. Growing up seems hard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,365 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 4/28/2011 - [Naruko U., Sasori, Tobirama S., Hashirama S.]
Something clearly went wrong by Ann O'Neem reviews
When he tried to escape from Death's clutches, Harry hadn't thought that he would have ended like that. But here he is. Young. Powerful (duh, Savior of the world here...) and in a world full of great men that really need someone to slap them some sense in their heads. Well, Harry's up for it. Crackfic. And maybe some romance. Maybe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,202 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Harry P., Madara U.
Their Boss by xX.Chu-Chan.Xx reviews
They had turned their backs on him... After that fateful day he had killed... They looked away from him. He then wishes to go back to the time when his friends wouldn't fear him... and the next thing he knew... he was back in his old room ten years ago...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 62 - Words: 243,814 - Reviews: 3829 - Favs: 2,497 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Bilbo Baggins and the Most Unexpected Night by Two Last Words reviews
Tales of child snatchers have reached the Shire, that's why when Bilbo Baggins hears what he believes to be children in distress he can't ignore it. Slow Burn Future Bagginshield . Edited Hobbit Culture and Aging. Slightly messed up timeline.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,687 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Amalgamation by Faust VII reviews
A series of crossovers, all featuring Harry Potter in some way, shape, or form. Various genres including romance, adventure, drama, and so on. Sixteenth Story; Harry Potter/Ranma 1/2
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,150 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Harry P.
Because You Were A Fool by Lightningeye reviews
Today just was not his day. Thanks to a fall into the canal and a gash on his head Bickslow tries to drown his sorrows in…apple juice? He feels like he made an idiot of himself but perhaps his blunder gave someone the courage to take the first step. But what are they stepping towards? Bixy!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,783 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - [Lucy H., Bickslow] - Complete
Master of Wood, Water and Hill by Karmic Acumen reviews
Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 60,226 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Kili, Fili
A Miko and her 'Mon by fringeperson reviews
A young girl with the powers of a miko leaves the family shrine in Pallet Town to go on a journey of discovery, and she's going to discover it with her 'mon at her side. Don't own. Inspired by YoukaiYume's picture on Deviant Art: "SessKag: I Choose You"
Crossover - Pokémon & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 96,685 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Here There Be Wolves by Raven'sDesk221b reviews
Jo Watson had made the study of Lycanthropy her life's work, so the fact that her flatmate occasionally turned into an extremely large, remarkably tactile, wolf didn't bother her in the slightest; the severed head in the fridge was far more concerning anyway. Unfortunately most people weren't nearly so open minded. Fem!John and Werewolf AU
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,107 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Burglaress by phantom-lass reviews
FemBilbo "After all whoever heard of a lady-burglar?" Dwalin wasn't expecting the small female to answer the door. Bilbo wasn't expecting the axe-wielding dwarf on her doorstep. Protective Dwalin. Flirting Fili and Kili. Grouchy Thorin - for a bit. Fill to a prompt!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,007 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 1,486 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin
It's Not A Rabbit Hat by Abby Ebon reviews
Here is the trick, you're supposed to pull a rabbit out of a magic hat. It's probably where we got the term 'plot bunny' if honest. So these are my 'rabbits (and bunnies) out of the hat', stories that are one shots and prompts, crossovers and not, all with Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 89 - Words: 215,905 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Harry P.
Unexpected Encounter by randomplotbunny reviews
Jim learns a bit more about John than he ever expected too. Johniarty.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,285 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 2/10/2014 - [John W., J. Moriarty] - Complete
Lost Trust by randomplotbunny reviews
John needs to clear his head and Sherlock doesn't believe he did anything wrong. My take on what could have happened after the events in the Baskerville labs. Johniarty at the end.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/13/2014 - [J. Moriarty, John W.] Sherlock H. - Complete
Fully Operational by Lunavere reviews
Customizable androids usually take twelve months to create. Jim Moriarty was willing to pay for his customized android to be fast tracked to merely eight months. Upon awakening, John Watson can tell something's not quite right with his owner, but he doesn't know exactly what or how to find out.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,181 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2014 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Homecoming by fishnsotong reviews
Thorin journeys to work as a blacksmith in the town of Bree. As he passes by the Shire, Thorin realises that hobbits need a blacksmith too. Thorin comes to grips with his lost home and eventual homecoming. Or is home where the heart is? With fem!Bilbo and planned Bagginshield.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,556 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Legolas G.
Um by The Emcee reviews
Based on Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. What's really going through the Knave of Hearts' head when he first meets Alice, a.k.a. Um?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,994 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Alice K., Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne - Complete
Naked Light I Saw by fandomlver reviews
Kinkmeme prompt: For Bilbo, who can see spirits, it's not the Ghosts of the Dwarves who died during Smaug's attack that break his heart. It's the ones who survived, trapped inside the mountain, clinging to the hope that rescue would come, until the last scrap of food was gone and the last drop of water vanished.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Bilbo B., Balin, Kili, Fili - Complete
Super Sensei by Fenerath reviews
Deep within the Forest of Death, a small wager becomes much more as the Konoha 12 and their sensei figure out which of the teachers reigns supreme as the best. There can only be one! One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Naruto U., Gai M. - Complete
Betrayal's Touch by Kiera27 reviews
Harry/Many - He fought so hard to free them all, he lost everything, and how did they reward him? They threw him away, he would change everything, he would save everyone he loved and leave the rest of them to rot. Rating for the future.Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,947 - Reviews: 2508 - Favs: 3,662 - Follows: 4,353 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Harry P., Remus L.
Bruised by Princess Shania reviews
Dwarfs don't bruise easily and when they do, they feel it rather than see it (bruises are pretty much invisible to Dwarfs). When bilbo gets dark marks all over his body after saving Thorin, what will the Company think? I own nothing but the plot of this fanfiction. R&R!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Bilbo B., Nori, Dori, Ori - Complete
Cultural Differences by alicat54 reviews
That one where hobbits have liberal ideas of marriage, and polyandry is a thing. Fem!Bilbo. Pairing Bilbo/Company, or at least she thinks so.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Bilbo B.
Death Eaters and Benadryl by Crowlows19 reviews
The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,234 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lucius M., Fenrir G.
The Revitalized Forest by sarenelsoria reviews
Long ages past, Thranduil lost his soulmate to a dragon.When he realizes that Bilbo is a reincarnation of his lost love, he binds them together. Bilbo has dreamed of running through the forest with an elf, since he was a small boy. After he wakes, he realizes that Thranduil is the elf in his dreams. That those dreams are more than dreams, they are memories of a past life . M/MMpreg
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,471 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - [Bilbo B., The Elven King of Mirkwood]
The Light Before We Land by Felicity Dream reviews
Older Fem!Percy Percy never planned on being a demigod. Now she has a father she doesn't want, answers she needs, and trying to understand her purpose in life now. And also, Poseidon isn't just the god of the sea. Older age makes one bitter, but earning her loyalty equals beyond a lifetime of devotion. Massive AU rewrite.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 104,726 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 1,457 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Percy J.
Sherlock Has No Gag Reflex (and John can't get over it) by wendymarlowe reviews
John learns that Sherlock has no gag reflex. At all. He tries desperately to ignore the train of thought this revelation leads to, but Sherlock deduces well enough for the both of them. And doesn't mind practical demonstrations. (Warning for a particularly gross crime scene and John vomiting. And Sherlock NOT vomiting, as it so happens.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5455 - Favs: 8,004 - Follows: 8,634 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 356,847 - Reviews: 14357 - Favs: 9,496 - Follows: 9,175 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Hobbit Wrath by Luckysee12 reviews
Bella returns to the Shire after the quest and tells her tale, causing the whole town to hate Thorin for what he did. This ends up not being that great when Thorin comes to apologize. Fem!Bilbo, Everyone survives AU, appearances by Lobelia, Primula, and Drogo.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 2843 - Favs: 5,426 - Follows: 3,959 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin, Fū - Complete
Powerless by Corpsies reviews
After an innocent kiss with Natsu, Lucy soon finds out that whenever she gets intimate with a Dragon Slayer, they get a power boost for a short period. So what happens when word gets around, and then the Slayers start calling on Lucy to go on missions with them, hoping to get more powerful? What if one or more start liking her for more than her power? [LucyXHarem]
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Lucy H., Natsu D., Gajeel R., Laxus D.
Man in the Moon by Kallashandra reviews
Harry always saw himself as the moon, orbiting the earth as he created people and guardians for the world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 103 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Harry P., Man in the Moon - Complete
Sin Bear the Name of Virtue by tempestquill reviews
The stubbornness of dwarves leaves the company of Thorin Oakenshield numbered 13, and this changes the fates of them all. Left alone, the last of the line of Durin, with the help of a halfling, is left to heal, recover, and discover his new place in Middle Earth...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,819 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Bilbo B., Kili
Memories of Fire by E-Loveless reviews
Thorin Oakenshield never expected to find his One in a small, rowdy inn in the Shire on a cold and rainy night. Soulmate/Ones Oneshot inspired by Ed Sheeran's beautiful song, "I See Fire"
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
A Little Bit Of Fun by Deamon's Eyes reviews
Harry didn't know how he got to be in the past sitting next to a teenage Tom Riddle but damn it if he wasn't going to get revenge, no matter how petty.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
My Soulmate(s) by randomplotbunny reviews
Soulmate AU! John gave up looking for his 'mates long ago, but when Sherlock finds out he is determined to help his blogger find them. But what he gets is a big surprise. Johniarty/Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/15/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty] - Complete
HeartMarked by Kage kioku aji tenshi reviews
Summary: Everyone has the name of their other half somewhere upon their bodies, it happens that sometime, though rarely, a person has their Other outside their own Race. Fertile Hobbits Mpreg There is Mpreg spoken of and implied. No likey no read.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,354 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Frodo. B, Ori - Complete
Horse Heart by Kamelia28 reviews
How long are you able to pretend? How long before you are pushed past the breaking point? This story is about the wizard, who looking for his freedom went further, than any others. Join him in his journey - will he find some happiness ? And if he does - will it be worth involving himself in another war? Warning people -this WILL be SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,044 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Harry P., Eomer, Uruk-hai
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 4,118 - Follows: 2,817 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Tired Doctor and His Consultant by randomplotbunny reviews
John was worn out and no one seemed to notice or care. Not Sarah, calling him in at all hours with no warning. Not Mycroft, kidnapping him for tea. And certainly not Sherlock, dragging him out of bed for a break in the case; no matter how minimal it may be. How is he supposed to get any rest? Even more important: When can he stop to make himself some tea? Now continued!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,629 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 11/5/2013 - [John W., J. Moriarty] - Complete
That Crazy Nut of a Teacher by LoliBat reviews
Twenty-eight year old Lord Harry James Potter-Black really didn't know how he was brilliant enough to take the business world by storm but be stupid enough to get roped into teaching rich brats for a year. Well, at least the Weasley twins weren't there.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 76,049 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 2,009 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P.
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 3,588 - Follows: 3,107 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Wade, Meet Flash - Spideypool by ThanksIllPass reviews
Wade and Peter run into Flash
Crossover - Spider-Man & Deadpool - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Flash T./Agent Venom, Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete
Destined by ichilover3 reviews
It's not the destination that matters, it's the journey- and the Konoha 9 are in for a wild ride. Sorta-sequel to Into the Future. Series of oneshots set in Futureverse. Multiple pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,619 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 3/28/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Shikamaru N., Temari]
Conquest of Paradise by Felicity Dream reviews
The gods offered Percy godhood. He said no. They don't accept that. How will Percy deal with not only having immortality being forced on him, but becoming essentially the gods' plaything? Or so it seems. Because he has more power over them than he realizes, and he can send Heaven and Earth down to its knees single-handedly. Polympians.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,605 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Percy J.
Accepting a Murderer by Mizuki99 reviews
Tsuna sees Reborn kill for the first time and Reborn questions Tsuna's sanity in the aftermath. Light R27. One-shot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.] - Complete
Final Arrangements by mrscakeakajane reviews
Sequel to The Arrangements, starts the morning after. Severus and Harry have a new teacher to contend with, and final arrangements to make
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,076 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Arrangements by mrscakeakajane reviews
Writen for Snarry a thon 2010, Harry and Snape teach at Hogwarts - Harry begs Snape to pretend to be in a relationship with him to keep the new teacher in town who doesn't seem to understand 'not interested' off his back. Pretending becomes reality
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,744 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,792 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 5/19/2010
Birds of a Feather by Rosa Cotton reviews
Gandalf and thirteen dwarves turned up at his round green door, revealing the old tales to be true. Jealous, ashamed, and sad over his lack of wings, it just seemed to be yet another confirmation that Bilbo Baggins did not belong with Thorin's Company. Movieverse, AU. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Fili - Complete
They're Not To Know by fringeperson reviews
Someone in the Host Club has a secret. Hardly surprising really, but the who and the what might surprise you... Either way, it's the Ouran High School's Host Club, which means it's going to be an interesting ride. Wasn't there a Chinese curse about that? Gender-swap, rule 63, hetero- and homo-sexual relationships mentioned. Don't own, Complete.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,271 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F. - Complete
Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 198,601 - Reviews: 2199 - Favs: 3,089 - Follows: 2,939 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 13081 - Favs: 15,972 - Follows: 13,272 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Just Harry by Von reviews
Glimpses of 'Just Harry', Master(ed) of Death. No plot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 248 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Harry P., Jack Frost - Complete
Back to the Future: Hobbit Style by Silverneko9lives0 reviews
Based on an unfinished and unposted fanfic I'm currently writing. They were told not to touch the gold. Now they're back in Erebor before Smaug came. Bagginshield crack and puppy crushes, time travel-au
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Nori, Dwalin - Complete
My Words Whisper To You by EgyptAdbydos reviews
Something happens that makes Bruce angry. So angry that he doesn't hulk out, but stays calm and proceeds to do something incredibly intelligent, precise, and shit-your-pants-scary. See, the real person to be afraid of isn't the rampaging Hulk but the super-genius who knows how to control gamma radiation and has learned exactly where the most vulnerable parts in the body.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
You Deserve To Be Punished by We.Fear.Not.Death reviews
Nate tries to apologize to Charles for almost starting WWIII, but Charles thinks the vocalist deserves a suitable punishment. Smutty slash that also contains spanking.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2013 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E.
All's Fair by steelcrash reviews
After letting slip a personal detail, Optimus Prime finds himself becoming the object of pursuit.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 101,738 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Optimus Prime
Slave for a Day by Manita reviews
When Iruka wins the jounin's 'slave for a day' raffle, his worries about what he might find when he gets home prove entirely unfounded. Written for the Summer 2013 round on KakaIru fest. Team: Unusual Relationship. Bingo Square: Master/Slave
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Obolus by Hubristic Chick reviews
Meet the newest addition to the Squint Squad: Forensic Anthropologist Dr. H.J. Potter. Murder, love, mystery, and death. Nothing out of the ordinary. Booth/Harry/Bren
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Harry P., S. Booth, T. Brennan
An Exercise in Life by FatesMistake reviews
Snape as DADA instructors gives the 7th Years an assignment to test their reactions when they have 20 seconds to live. The test is all too realistic. Can anyone manage? Throwback to You're All So Vacant, who wrote it first and gave me permission to write my own version. T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,523 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 2,779 - Follows: 2,326 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
The Carrier by The Unbelievable reviews
James and Lily Potter were not his true parents. Dumbledore stole him from his true family when he was 3 weeks old. Now his true family moved next door to the Dursleys without knowing he was there. GoF Timeline, Mpreg, BL, Harem x Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,679 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 2,010 - Follows: 2,631 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
How To Treat A Lady by WizardsGirl reviews
One should never underestimate the intelligence of their enemy. Even if said enemy is a trio of trolls. Crack-ish, Fem!Bilbo, Kind-of BAMF Bilbo, I may continue this one, but it'll be drabble-ish... Don't forget to review! -
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Bilbo B.
Peregrine by CatgirlKitsune reviews
Slash. All Harry ever wanted after the Voldemort affair was over was to go hide away somewhere in peace. Of course, his wish is granted way out of context. Now he's in the past and in a foreign country, determined to live his life away as a bird. But things never go his way, do they?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 50,819 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Harry P., Sesshomaru
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 2,677 - Follows: 613 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Of Rocky Beaches and Painted Dreams by shaolin103 reviews
Hulk gets the guy first. Or so it seems. *slash* Hulk/Steve. Eventual Bruce/Steve. Kindly heed the warnings inside. *COMPLETE*
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,953 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Gig by Redderhead reviews
John has a secret. He uses it to earn money as he has lost his job at the clinic. Sherlock follows. For once, he's wrong. I own none of the songs used. I have only borrowed the characters and I have nothing to benefit from this apart from sharing the love for these two characters. John x Sherlock. Rated HIGH very HIGH. M M M.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Screw the Roses by ineffabletwaddle reviews
Utter crack AU-Joanna Watson is a badly dressed BAMF being wooed by a criminal mastermind. Her sassy gay best friend, Sherlock, has no fucks to give. And Mycroft is scandalized by the lot of them.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Brandon's Birthday by Braindead123 reviews
Brandon's parents are rarely around, so it falls to his Pokemon friends to be his constant friends and companions. They're happy to fulfill this role, but when Brandon's birthday is imminent, they need to pull something extra special out of their metaphorical hats... Contains a lot of Pokemon/underaged human M/M yaoi pokephilia sex. Enjoy! n.n
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,730 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Dragonite/Kairyu
The Laws of the Jungle by Tsume Yuki reviews
Fugaku sits Itachi and Shisui down to explain the roles of the police, the official Uchiha rulebook and how to deal with the orange wearing menace. Non-massacre FemNaru female naruto ItaNaru or ShiNaru Uchiha Police Force baby!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,189 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess reviews
Iruka has been assigned a new mission involving the lips of several of the villages most elite jounin. Poor, shy 'Ruka! Kakairu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,828 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
If Wishes Were Crossovers by KounetsuDeb reviews
Based on the idea of the "If Wishes Were" drabbles in the HP series started by Kamerreon. Chapter Fourty-nine: Grimm/HP, Nick/Harry. Rated M for some chapters.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 67,575 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P.
Masters of Genjutsu by Tsukune08 reviews
Naruto is known as being hopeless in the case of Genjutsu. From the beginning he is told he could never become a Genjutsu user. What would happen if those people were wrong and he had friends and a sensei who helped him to achieve that goal?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 343,886 - Reviews: 3946 - Favs: 4,891 - Follows: 4,105 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Like a Child by ShamelessDilettante reviews
Because, sometimes, the (ex)Arcobaleno acted just like that even if they were finally growing physically. Although, Tsuna would beg to differ: the Arcobaleno ALWAYS acted like that with him. One-shot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 141 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Arcobaleno, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Bermuda - Complete
A Protector's Soul by WizardsGirl reviews
Harry was content to be in the background, a Weapon without a Meister, a Reject, working his way through the DWMA as someone completely unnoticeable... And then he found someone who needed help and, well... He DOES have that Hero Complex! Mash-up, NO MAGIC minus Anime-Cannon Witches. T for Safety... Feel free to ask questions in Reviews, they'll be answered in the Q&A.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,368 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Harry P.
Enjoy The Silence by livingdeadgirl616 reviews
AU Six years after The Battle of the Five Armies, Thorin and fem!Bilbo go back to the Shire that shunned her long ago to show off their family.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,276 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
A Lifetime of Chances by The Wandering Delusion reviews
It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 133,285 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 2,179 - Follows: 2,107 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
A Little Stop Along The Journey by yaoigirl22 reviews
Part 2 of the House of Took Series: Remember Lily Took? The one who druged her husband's soup and dragged him to her house. Well the Company's about to meet her and her long-suffering (possibly kidnapped) husband. Oh, and Dwalin has a nice tush.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
The Wandering Smith by ShadowKat-Shidobukatsu reviews
Kink Meme Prompt Fill. AU: Erebor never fell, but Thror goes mad with gold sickness and exiles Thorin.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Schooled by WyrdSmith reviews
7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3115 - Favs: 5,418 - Follows: 5,612 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
A New Chance Continued by pyrodaemon reviews
Managing to kill Lord Voldemort, Harry now faces the fates themselves. Watch as he's thrown back in time to his eleven year old self and given a second chance at life, a chance to right past wrongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,678 - Reviews: 1986 - Favs: 4,506 - Follows: 5,796 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
For You by The Baker Street Irregular reviews
"They were always for you. You do love a good serial killer." - Sherlock has two types of fans. It turns out that John is the 'catch me before I kill again' type... / Post Fall / John the Ripper / Rated M for Murder and attempted suicide
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,772 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Spark of Life by Kiera27 reviews
Harry never expected to find out that he had another aunt in the US that didn't think he was a freak. Of course he also didn't expect to be caught in a war between two factions of giant robots. Harry/? Sam/? Mikaela/? Possible human-transformer Slash
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,042 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Harry P.
On Time by InkCorpse reviews
Harry Potter gets a pen pal who goes under the alias of Fawkes. With every letter, the ethereal creature's heart is left frozen with the pain of being chanceless. Androgynous and a creature, Fawkes falls into an unconditional and hell borne love and the shattered spikes of a slowly breaking Harry definitely won't soften his fall.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Harry P., Fawkes - Complete
Legacy of the Uzumaki by SlashnYaoi reviews
The Uzumaki had been the favored of the God Inari and now the gifts have re-awakened in Naruto. Watch as becomes a legend, changing into something decidedly more foxy. Yaoi!Harem, Uke/Seme!Naruto. First chapter dedicated to warnings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,202 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Naruto U., Ibiki M.
Figures in the Night by Lazuli Quetzal reviews
Arthur is frustrated with the new trainees, but when he sees the expert knife-thrower out in the night, he's determined to find him. BAMF!Merlin, no slash unless you squint
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Rampant Rabbit by End of Grace reviews
Every Spring Bunnymund, Goes In To A Deep Sleep To Avoid Going In to Heat! This Year Is Going To Be Diffenrent Wither He Wants It To Or Not. Just What Has North Gotten Himself In Too? Now the spell is broken can Bunny and North's relationship survive? This Is A Slash North/Bunnymund Fic, don't like don't read! Now Complete.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,760 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Bunnymund, North - Complete
Little Terrors by Suryallee reviews
Or; How Bilbo and Gandalf became fathers for one day of a group of Thirteen Dwarves quite unexpectedly.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,226 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Bilbo B., Bofur
A Strange Believer by fringeperson reviews
Harry had always believed that there was someone who took care of him when he was out in the snow. It just wasn't until he was grown that he had a name to put to that belief. Complete, Don't Own, Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 267 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Jack Frost - Complete
Merlin BAMF Series by EchoRose480 reviews
Okay, so I think Merlin's pretty flippin awesome, but he never gets a chance to show it! So, here's a series of one shots with Merlin being awesome, artistic, sexy, etc. Enjoy! Absolutely NO slash!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,482 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Merlin
There is never a time or place for true love by Profound Yaoi reviews
When Harry defeats Voldemort, the Battle doesn't just suddenly end; after a wayward curse and a friend's intervention, Harry is sent back in time. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any of its characters. Warning: Slash/male-male relationship & graphic depictions of sex. Character death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,169 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 90 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Abraxas M., Harry P. - Complete
Part II: the Courtship of Bilbo Baggins by Derdra The Brave reviews
Bilbo teach's Smaug how hobbits court each other; Smaug does the same with Bilbo. Rating will probably go up later
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Bilbo B., Smaug
Rough by Writer's-411 reviews
Ichigo is a college student who works at a popular fast food restuarant with his friends Renji and Sado. Starrk, a recent model of robot, has escaped Kurotsuchi's workshop and is avoiding authorities around Karakura. When both worlds clash, Ichigo's fear of robots surfaces completely, and Starrk's desire to understand humans deepens. Yaoi StarrkIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,976 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Ichigo K., C. Stark - Complete
Hollow by shinigami714 reviews
Hobbits on average eat six, sometimes seven meals a day. Bilbo struggles with eating drastically less than this while on the journey to Erebor and at the same time does not wish to show his weakness. Thorin/Bilbo, Starvation, Hurt/Comfort, Angst.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 98 - Published: 1/17/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Bring me flowers by Ferowyn reviews
Hobbit Kink Meme Prompt: It becomes pretty obvious early on that Bilbo knows nothing of Dwarven culture and behaviour. However, he falls for Bofur quite hard and decides to court him in a proper Dwarven way
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/15/2013 - [Bilbo B., Bofur] - Complete
Our Hobbit by PotatoCrumbs reviews
Bilbo and Thorin have a talk. Sequel to Queen of the Dwarves. Bilbo/Thorin. Humor. Romance. Ficlet.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
If a Man's Best Friend is a Dog, What's a Hobbit's? by Rikkamaru reviews
Twenty year old Bilbo finds a rather interesting dog-that's-not-a-dog pup, and takes care of it. Thirty years later, a bunch of dwarves barge into his house and later attempt to kill his dog. Bilbo is not impressed.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 123 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Bilbo B., Radagast - Complete
Part I: If there ever was a thing like Fate by Derdra The Brave reviews
This is going to be a series from now on; part II will be out soon. Bilbo never expected the dragon to follow him home. A !Smauglives fanfiction, where Smaug is in a human body. Slash.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
The Wizard Ashikabi by plums reviews
Harry, forced into exile to save his heritage from thieves, begins traveling the world. While in Japan, Harry happens upon an intimidating woman dressed in black, and gets thrown into a plot he could have never seen coming. Harry / Multi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 127,597 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 2,319 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - [Harry P., No. 04/Karasuba, No. 106/Haihane]
House of Took by yaoigirl22 reviews
Bilbo may say he's a Baggins, but he is also a Took, and Tooks are very…eccentric. As our company of Dwarves are about to find out. "What do you mean we're married!" Not Slash!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Finding Family and Home by slayer of destiny reviews
When Harry and the Doctor meet by accident, can they change the course of each others lives for the better? With Harry in his life how will the Doctor's changing relationship with Rory and Amy be different. And with the Doctor in his life how will Harry's life shape out differently from the expectation upon him after the war finishes. Harry/11th Doctor slash
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,875 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
The Pebble by Rhiw reviews
It began, in the way that all truly great twists of fates do, with something small. Crackfic, series of connected one-shots. Complete unless I randomly add on.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
The Wizard Next Door by fringeperson reviews
The foreign man who had bought the house next door to the Minamino's was pleasant and normal enough... apart from his home remedies which worked like magic... don't own, contains some yaoi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,394 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Harry P., Kurama M. - Complete
Queen of the Dwarves by PotatoCrumbs reviews
"I think congratulations are in order!" Bilbo/Thorin. Humor. Ficlet.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 100 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
The Legendary Three by Lady Kale reviews
Naruto: Fuinjutsu Master, Sakura: Master Medic, Sasuke: Uchiha prodigy. What if team 7 rigged the Genin Exams so they could all be on the same team? What if Kakashi was in on the deal? Look out World, here come the New Sannin. Paring undecided AU My rules
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,906 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Team Seven
Happi's Redemption by Mykon1 reviews
When he loses the ability to absorb female ki, Happosai must resort to desperate measures to cheat death. He also needs Ranma to help. Rating to be safe due to a fantasy scene.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,687 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Ranma, Happosai
Two Weeks of Torture by A.Eelif reviews
Toki is tired of Skwisgaar bossing him around and Skwisgaar is tired of Toki whining about it. The two guitarists of Dethklok make a bet with each other that lasts two weeks. Find out what the bet entails and what happens when these rivals endure two weeks of torture. Skwis/Toki slash
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Hoover Dam! by Leelu's skittles reviews
Harry makes friends with a giant, alien, robot. Who happens to be frozen and hidden inside the Hoover Dam. But don't worry, Harry doesn't mind the lack of response. And Megatron only seems to mind the annoying little flesh bag a little bit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,697 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 2,268 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P., Megatron
Win Some, Lose Some by obsidian dreamer reviews
Bits and pieces are sometime the best things in life. Non-related Naruto oneshots, anyone interested in writing them into full stories is welcome to do so. Naruto/Many Anko, Yugito etc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 606,845 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U.
There's a Potter on me by Deamon's Eyes reviews
Voldemort was... confused. Potter is attached to him in the most literal sense and he won't let go. Maybe Lucius will help. No slash. It is a Harry-is-betrayed fic. Mean Light enthusiasts, Severus is dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Starting Over by PenguinChris reviews
Bixlow has nothing to Live for anymore, he was no home, no money, and no one special to Love like everyone else at the guild. When they start making fun of him He gets depressed and is about to jump of a bridge when he meets his special someone who is determined to save him :) ONE-SHOT
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Bickslow, Lucy H. - Complete
Skeleton Key by BeautifulFiction reviews
Sherlock Holmes is anything but predictable; a fact that John has grown used to over the year they have known each other. However, nothing could prepare him for his reaction to Sherlock's mysterious decision to pierce his tongue. Eventual John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,066 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 10/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
I Feel it Deep Within, It's Just Beneath the Skin by Shinsei Tonbo reviews
Moving between worlds, living and dead, the Grey and Life, was normal for Jake and his sister. So was being able to shift into an animal, an apex predator, a shark. So why didn't he join the Navy again? Oh yeah, being in the same ship all the time sucked.
Losers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,416 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - J. Jensen, Cougar
Tag by Rain Seaker reviews
Prompt Response. Oneshot. Naruto is jounin sensi of Team 8.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 97 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Naruto U., Team Eight - Complete
No Omega by Maverick14th reviews
Gwaine is the newest addition to the Camelot pack and is liking it so far, though he is very curious about the mysterious Merlin. Just who is Merlin, and what is he hiding? Gwaine is very interest and wants to find out. Merwaine fic
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
From Square 1 by Mistlan reviews
What if Naruto got the Jouniin test by mistake and passed? I don't own Naruto or it's affiliates. Stay tuned for a cute gecko and a childish Jounin while the Naruto storyline gets flipped upon its ear. Rated T for safety and some slapstick comedy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,679 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Naruto U., Ebisu
The Mini Version of My Heart by ilYamaTsuna7227li reviews
The Ten-Year Bazooka strikes again! But this time, the malfunctioned bazooka causes mini and more honest forms of the guardians to appear! Cute! And what's this? The guardians seem to be less honest than Tsuna originally thought. Especially towards their feelings... Yehey for secrets!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,955 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., T. Yamamoto - Complete
The Uzumaki Massacre by Blood Brandy reviews
Onoki tells of the demise of the Uzumaki Clan...And all those they dragged down with them
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Ōnoki, Kurotsuchi - Complete
His Name Is Merlin by StrangelyPenned reviews
There is a dangerous man who is the most powerful in all the world. But even after you have hurt him, you had better be thankful he is also the kindest... And that his name is Merlin. Slightly BAMF!Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Merlin, Mordred - Complete
I'd Fight For You by FatesMistake reviews
Ron is being a prat and wishes Severus away to the Goblin King. When he refuses to go and retrieve him, Harry volunteers, because everybody needs to know that there's someone out there willing to fight for them. The Labyrinth proves a cinch, but the information Severus finds could change his view of the Man Who Prevailed forever. SSxHP, rather friendly Jareth.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,751 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Jareth, Harry P. - Complete
The Happiest Parts Of Our Lives by sweet-and-simple reviews
Friendship and love could change anyone. That had only been half the reason why she had dumped a cyndaquil on her arsonphobic big brother's lap, though. PokemonXHuman, slash, maleXmale, etc...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,233 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Typhlosion/Bakphoon - Complete
SOS by xXPageturnerXx reviews
When Canada gets a phone call from Russia, will he go to help? Or will he let the poor, but scary, man be eaten alive! Rated T for violence, slight "maple"-language due to bad-ass Canada, and sujestive themes *wink*. Will Canada be the hero? Read to find out!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3826 - Favs: 10,323 - Follows: 9,762 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
With Your Crooked Heart by positivelymeteoric reviews
The words that appear on your wrist after birth lead you to your soulmate, so it should be no surprise to John that Sherlock's are blank, or that his own words lead him to Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Cheer up Charlie by Red Lioness reviews
Takes place after Dethdinner. The Gears decide to cheer up Offdensen with some fan mail.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/5/2012 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Once We Had Wings by Lily Winterwood reviews
"Why do our hearts flutter around certain people? Why do we feel a tugging in the depths of our chests? Our wings were identical, feathers of the same pair. They are always struggling to find their other mate." Johnlock. Fusion with the legend behind the Red String of Fate.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sorrowful Tears of the Moon by Tango Dancer reviews
"A lone tear ran down his cheek. He'd done it. He was back, back before it had all begun. Back when they were all still alive. This time, though, Aizen would be crushed before he could destroy everything." When all hope is lost, Ichigo goes back in time.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,282 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K. - Complete
The Best Sort of Birth Control by Lucillia reviews
There is a reason that the teen pregnancy rate in Konoha is unusually low, and has been since the days of the Nidaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Complete
Beauty, Danger: They Are The Same by fringeperson reviews
Naruto receives care from a collection of lovely ladies and the two men who own the club they work in. With such influences in his life, it should be expected that things work out differently. Hints of same-sex relationships if you squint. Don't own, Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,810 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Recipe for Success by TheMsMeep reviews
So what if his plan is clipped from a ladies' magazine? Jack Spicer, Evil Boy Genius, can totally make this work! Chack.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,705 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Jack, Chase
Harry Potter and the Inevitable Battle by twistyguru reviews
Sequel to HP and the Alternative Tournament. It's Voldie vs Harry, to the death! Mary Poppins and friends trains Harry. Just a smidge of SLASH, see A/N at beginning. Features Everybody who Is Anybody, Sweetie the Battle Llama, and the mighty Hedwig! Also Winky, plus the usual gang. Rated M for language, no bodice-ripping sex at all. Dumb!Dumbles, no Ron/Hermione/other students
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mary Poppins - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 30,755 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Alternative Tournament by twistyguru reviews
The Goblet of Fire creates a binding magical contract, not only on the student but the school...so what school is Harry representing? Harry gets a new Headmistress who's practically perfect, and the Tournament gets the Guru treatment! Xover, imp. Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mary Poppins - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,007 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
10 Truths Behind 10 Lies by hA-UkA reviews
10 truths from Naruto's POV. This is perception. These are his truths. These are his lies. These are the things that broke and and made him. These are everything he is not. These are his masks. This is his future.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Werewolf of London by pikachumomma reviews
Snippets of Fenrir's and Harry's life together. Warning: lovesick Fenrir. It's amazing what love can do to a guy ; Songfic - to Werewolves of London by Warren Zevon
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
Three Lovers by I-Love-Yuki15 reviews
Harry buys his slaves, knowing they are innocent from being the spys they are. So Harry buys Severus, Draco, and Lucius. He loves them all... but what about them? Sex, slash, punishment, slavery, i have no idea what genra, tell me what it is please
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,994 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Star and Three Quarters by May Eve reviews
He thought it was rather odd, to be tired for sleeping, but it was a pleasantly normal 'odd' for Harry – or it was, until a few hours turned into a few centuries. For Abby Ebon. No pairings yet.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,428 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Harry P., J. Kirk - Complete
Berkana by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Loki/HP Having mastered the ability to travel between worlds without the use of the Bifrost, Loki stumbles upon Harry Potter and decides to keep him, for all kings need a consort. Unfortunately, Thor has the same idea, when Loki brings Harry home.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,479 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 419 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Beneath The Skin by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
After meeting with Selkies, Harry wonders if there is something different about him. When he goes looking, and finds his answer, he realizes that he can never stay in the Wizarding World, as a human, because nothing can keep his kind from the sea
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,813 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 129 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Harry P., Antonin D. - Complete
An Average Morning For Sasuke by Dosu Disciple reviews
Just another morning for Sasuke. He's such a morning kind of guy. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Sewn Lips Hide Secrets by empty blank reviews
Set after the Avengers as Thor takes Loki home. As punishment Loki's lips are sewn shut, he has so much to say, but no chance to say them...that is until Thor must pick a queen.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Sowilo by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Loki shelters from the rain in a coffee shop run by Harry Potter and somehow manages to change them both forever. - I've been calling you 'Mr Cappuccino' in my head all this time; you could have told me your name - Harry/Loki slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 3,261 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Going Once by Vash The Humanoid Sunshower reviews
Prompt-fic Sherlockbbc-fic : Mycroft gets roped into a bachelor auction. Terrified nobody will bid on him, he begs Sherlock via text: 'Please save me from this; bid on me, and I will do anything you ask me to do.' Lestrade receives the text instead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,284 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
LARP Is Serious Business by Pancakes n' Syrup Amarth reviews
When Nathan requests his own Viking themed LARP at Mord Haus, Charles does everything he can to make it perfect.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,320 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Normality or a Lack Thereof by Arixa23 reviews
In which the Caledonia heads toward South America, Joe and Sugar revert to normal, and Jerry and Osgood try to figure out what exactly normality in this context is anyway. A bit of queerness, don't read if you don't like.
Some Like It Hot - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Complete
The Youth and the Sea God by Tyranno's girl reviews
A long time ago, a dangerous prophecy was fore-told that would effect all of the land. This the story of the child at the center of it all. KisaIta one-shot, lemon inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
That Was Legendary by Anne Hunter reviews
Barney, it seems, has never tried bondage before and now he wants to try. Ted is willing to give his friend a hand. Ted/Barney – Mild bondage
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Difference Between Mostly and All by Lucillia reviews
Haku is forced to take extra measures to convince his master's opponents that Zabuza is dead when Team 7 gets a slightly more...pragmatic Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 104 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Haku, Naruto U. - Complete
Wasted Youth by Red Lioness reviews
Sequel to Eternal Youth
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,232 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Jack
CRACKED by DarkAuroran reviews
Comedy from Konoha! KakaIru based stories that are designed to make you giggle and just have no place in my regular fics. Ch3: It's April Fools Day and that can mean nothing but trouble. Fruity trouble!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,604 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Fearsome Dragons by Mariya567 reviews
Well, it s finally happened. Lisanna and Natsu are together. Lucy is devastated, then, she finds solace in the last place she expected. Who knew Gajeel had it in him? LucyxGajeel Crack pairing..i think. R&R PLEASE!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 75 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Gajeel R., Lucy H. - Complete
Halve Of A Whole by Abby Ebon reviews
This is not a single whole story. This is a series of sometimes unrelated stories revolving around the idea that the power of the AllSpark that Sam Witwicky destroyed, went somewhere, to someone: Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,043 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Harry P., Sam W.
Matchmaker, Matchmaker by Vash The Humanoid Sunshower reviews
For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,623 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Were' Do We Go From Here? by peacefulsands reviews
AU - So it turns out Jensen's not the only were-creature on his new team.
Losers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,027 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 12/22/2010 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
Strom by Oilux reviews
During WW2 Germany invaded Russia only to be pushed back solely by the Russian winter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Germany, Russia - Complete
The Master of Death by LoliBat reviews
Gen. "The Death Note? I have no need for it". Ryuuk drops his Death Note in front of the Master of Death. He may just regret doing so.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 178 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Harry P., Ryuk - Complete
Stage Pressure by serrah.hawke reviews
BeetlejuicexLydia. See inside for full blurb. Lydia only wanted to enter a fashion contest. Now she's a Neitherworldian manufactured popstar. With all of these distractions, how will she and Beej ever finally admit their feelings for each other?
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,555 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
John the BAMF Omega by ArwendeImladris reviews
S/J slash. Omegaverse. John may be an omega, but he refuses to bow down to overbearing alphas. When John goes into heat, Sherlock learns this...quite thoroughly.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/31/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
He Knows by fringeperson reviews
Touya had known what was coming far longer than Sakura, and frankly he also knows that he's in a better position to take on the magical burden than his imouto. He knows magic when he sees it. Touya/Yukito, a little Sakura/Syaoran. Don't own. Complete.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,260 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Tōya K. - Complete
Death of an Evil One by Lady FoxFire reviews
How far would you go to save your way of life, your magic and your life and that of your people? - Warning - Character Death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Complete
Semantics by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
Aphrodisiac by Lurking Silence reviews
Canada has a plan to seduce Russia... It works well. Canada/Russia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Legends of the Foxwife by ladywinterfic reviews
Collection of KakaNaru oneshots. Variable rating, read the headers. - Tale 30: Like A Rock
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,714 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Famous Last Words by Sara Generis reviews
In which a slip of the tongue gives Ivan access to someone for whom he never thought he could ask. Russia/Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,556 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Russia, Canada - Complete
SkyShots by Garnet-Moon reviews
A collection of one-shots featuring FemTsunaXany guy in the Reborn world. Rating may go up
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 90,317 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 5,748 - Follows: 3,393 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Harry Potter, Demon King? by layania reviews
HP/KKM.Harry gets sucked into a portal to another world. He finds out that he is a demon king in this different world. Harry has always been a hero. Can he really become a demon king? Yuri Shibuya doesn't exist. Warning mild HP/Wolfram Discontinued.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,651 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Daisy List by Imperial13 reviews
Jack is dying. No one seems to care. And frankly Jack just wants a little bit of peace in his final few days. Then suddenly everyone cares. Everyone wants him to live. And Jack just can't...maybe if Chase said those words Jack needed to hear...CHACK
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,131 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Chase, Jack
The Hen That Laid the Golden Eggs by Lady FoxFire reviews
The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 239 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dragon Journals by Contraltissimo reviews
Penny for a dragon's thoughts? The movie as chronicled by the beasties themselves.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,323 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 7,379 - Follows: 1,563 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
She Likes Bugs by fringeperson reviews
Don't own. The colourful bug came and sacrificed himself to seal her into an infant bug. This infant bug was a boy, and he was now her responsibility. Just as well she liked bugs really. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,170 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Shino A. - Complete
Pleasing Percy by The Winter Wizard reviews
After the Titan war, Percabeth didn't happen as Percy hoped and the most unexpected person, um god, is there to comfort him. So unexpected that not even the god himself anticipated it! Not that he and Percy minded the next morning. AU, Slash, Mature
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Percy J., Ares
Medium Rare by jadzialove reviews
Seeing the dead is nothing new to Harry - it's when the dead are actually alive that the problems begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,189 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 2,179 - Follows: 349 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
What Makes an Angel by fringeperson reviews
Kagome has been travelling into the past for longer than almost anybody knows, and the reason it happened the first time is very different. Of course, this changes the way things go... don't own, oneshot, complete. SessxKag
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,229 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Penalty for Winning by tinyfierce reviews
Hawke stayed away from Varric's card games for a reason. Neither likes to back down, and when it comes time to put her money where her mouth is, he doesn't show any mercy. Especially when it could lead to a fantastic story. F!Hawke/Arishok.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Hawke (F), Arishok - Complete
the last cowboy by baby-kitsune9 reviews
kakashi was the last of a dying breed, a war veteran, discarded by his country, and left to die on the streets. she was a good semeritain, once an orphan and street kid herself. she knew how much it would mean to show such kindness.fem naruto/kakashi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,726 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Lust in Unlikely Places by cinder16 reviews
After Toki's adventure in a dating service, he finds himself unable to get near another woman sexually. Skwisgaar being an ass, picks on the poor guy mercilessly. After the Swede's harsh words, where does Toki turn for help and a little sweet release?
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Toki W., Pickles - Complete
Fifty Feathers by Anzer'ke reviews
A loving Wind, a cheerful Bear, a determined Fate, a laughing Reaper, an eager Sapling, a controlled Frost, a passionate Flame, a hesitant Torrent, a determined Mind and the Kindness that brought them all together.
Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,747 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011
Five Minutes with Bachelor Seventeen by WordsConsumeHer reviews
The young men quickly learned to avoid the snarky wizard sitting at table seventeen. Will anyone be brave enough to try to endure his company for the full five minutes? SS/HP humorous oneshot. Mature/suggestive
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
33 Ways :Jack Could've Hooked Up With Chase: by CrystallicSky reviews
In honor of Silvarbelle's 33rd birthday, I decided about a week before the day in question to come up with 33 distinct Chack scenarios as a gift. Two months and a day AFTER said birthday, I guess I should've started sooner. CHACK, 7-PARTER
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,944 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Five Times Jensen and Cougar Looked Totally Gay by Lily Zen reviews
...And One Time They Actually Were. J/C. Slash. Lime. Humor.
Losers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Cougar, J. Jensen - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 2,217 - Follows: 459 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Master of Death by Tiro reviews
Instead of a duel between wands, Harry does something unexpected… and helps Voldemort understand what a master of death is. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 148 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Rub Me The Right Way by Kat Lee formerly Pirate Turner reviews
Genie longs for Aladdin to rub him the right way just once. Slash.
Aladdin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Genie, Aladdin - Complete
13 Deadly Herbs Series by Emerald Falcon reviews
So many people enjoy these so I am taking all of them and combining them into one huge story. Not yet complete but each chapter is its own short story. Harry/OMCs
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,215 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Stories behind the rules by new moongirl reviews
Things team 19 are no longer allowed to do. These are my stories behind them. All Ibiki could recall was that it all started with a Failed D-rank, and then things just snowballed from there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,730 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Iruka U.
You Belong With Me Repost by MaskedNightmare reviews
ONESHOT Traveling to a New World John Smith believes it'll be like all the others. He soon learns he's wrong when he meets a noble warrior named Kocoum Their unlikely friendship turns into more as war begins to brew between their people. Can they stop it?
Pocahontas - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,306 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Complete
A Level of Nonaggression by May Eve reviews
Naruto laughed long and hard and in the back of his mind the end of the world laughed, too. "You—" Naruto's voice was strangled, still choked with the hilarity of it all. "You think I control the Kyuubi? The nine-tailed demon fox?" AU scene for Rogue Fox.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Tobi by Lucillia reviews
Madara sometimes wondered why nobody got the joke when it came to his other name considering the fact that it was the sort of inside joke that the Akatsuki should be able to get.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Madara U. - Complete
We Owe Him the Mountains by May Eve reviews
Kakashi learns something about Naruto that Iruka doesn't know. Mentioned KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Wings on which to Fly by SlashnYaoi reviews
Yaoi!Harem. Started out as actual story, now just one shots of sex. Mostly blurbs from other story: Legacy of the Uzumaki. May add more/different pieces of smut as I go on. Naruto is a different kind of creature in these!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,827 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Claws and Kisses by AgLingua42 reviews
What if Haihane had never been accepted into the Disciplinary Squad? What if she found a certain dark haired Ashikabi and he caught the reapers eye? What will they do in this crazy game called the Sekirei Plan?
Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 95,515 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011
Underneath by Moon Ecstasy reviews
The Aburame Clan has always been loyal to Konoha, they have always had faith in it's Hokages, and they know better than most that what someone holds inside themselves, does not define them. Third in my Of Children and Monsters compilation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Shibi A., Shino A. - Complete
Running on Empty by Moon Ecstasy reviews
Akimichi Chouza knows that food isn't the only thing humans need to survive. There are other hungers that need to be met and people are never meant to be alone. Second in my "Of Children and Monsters" compilation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Chōza A., Naruto U. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3104 - Favs: 4,328 - Follows: 2,273 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Arishok's Curiosity by StumpyBear reviews
Varric tells Isabela a story while they're waiting for their Wicked Grace partners. Set a few months after the Qunari takeover was thwarted, his story is based on rumour and gossip but how much of it is true? A what-if set firmly behind Scene 2.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,617 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Hawke (F), Arishok - Complete
Little Lion Man by Sanwall reviews
"When Kirk said, 'Hey, the smartest person I know is a whore' logically, no one assumed he was talking about himself." Based on a challenge on Livejournal's Kirk/Spock Slash Community.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/10/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Colourless Vanity by StarsOfYaoi reviews
-EDITING- *ItaNaru, others* Naruto had every intention to go train with Jiraiya after the Valley of End… but instead, he's given another option –become a member of the newest ANBU team…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 143,726 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 2,138 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 9/13/2006 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] Iruka U.
Unlikely Sleeping Arrangements by Silent Sage reviews
Tatsuhi Kobayashi and Rory Nubbins are roommates. It's a good deal, Kobayashi likes to think. Although the singing is a little worrying.
Surf's Up - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Complete
Behind The Camera by Hikaru Uchida reviews
Itachi is a model and the most wanted man by women and some men. Naruto is the new camera man, but what will happen after she completely ignores Itachi and does her job? And why does the blond seems sad? What is this feeling Itachi is feeling? ItaFemNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,168 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.]
Nesting by julesmonster reviews
"There was a potions accident during detention—isn't there always?" Thus begins a loving slightly tongue-in-cheek tribute to all Mpreg, creature, bonding and bottom!Snape fics. Slash. HP/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,855 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
The Great Dating Game by DaUglyChibi reviews
Sherlock decides John must be taken off the market. He will do this on his own terms and without John knowing. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,464 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Minato and the Hyuuga Twins by Lucillia reviews
The incident Kakashi alluded to in Not Quite a Kage Killer in which Minato kisses the Hyuuga twins.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Minato N., Hizashi H. - Complete
Hawke Upgrades Her Robes by Rachel.Three reviews
I still find it weird that everyone changes their outfits in the middle of the street. Fem!Hawke, with Anders, Fenris and Varric close at hand :
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Hawke (M), Varric T. - Complete
See Who We Are by TealEyedBeing reviews
When Muramasa pulled Zangetsu and Shirosaki out of Ichigo in the Zanpakatou Arc, what if a few things were different before that happened, and Ichigo's two powers acted differently than he could have expected? Warnings/Disclaimer inside.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Same Old Story by Kitty O reviews
Ho-hum. Normal day in Camelot; Merlin's been accused of sorcery. Again. Uther reflects on every other time Merlin has been arrested and resists the urge to pull his hair out. Ficlet. Do you think the king's an idiot?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
Into the Future by ichilover3 reviews
As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 2,403 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Knock on Wood by Lament of Meow reviews
The Allspark lies within Sam, regaining its power and watching through his eyes. When it sees the chance to help with Ratchet's request to see sparklings again, it manages to blow the whole situation up spectacularly. BeeSam RatchTwins ProwlJazz BlueJack
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,609 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/30/2008
The World is Not Enough by Earl Lonsdale reviews
Complete. Oneshot. The whispers are getting louder. 'Seize it! Seize it' The Master of Death finally accepts his destiny. Not for everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,881 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 87 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Christmas With the Family by Lyricoloratura reviews
Jim loves Christmas - but his first Christmas in space is proving to be hard on him for a lot of reasons. Now it's up to his friends to make sure he gets the holiday he deserves.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,017 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Boarding House Rules by jellybeansprout reviews
AU. Tsuna runs a boarding house of eclectic tenants. He attempts to deal with both them, his enigmatic landlord, and the changes they bring to his life. Lightly slashy. All27.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,537 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 122 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Shadow's Play by crassreine reviews
Given the power to do anything, to change your destiny, the Master of Death seeks another's wish to fulfil. Slash, violence, time-travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 141 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Lucius M., Harry P.
Smile for the Camera by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Movieverse. A crack story. It started out as psychological warfare in response to a distrustful Red Alert's innumerable and quite annoying cameras. Then it escalated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 4/17/2008
Or Perhaps the Decree of Fate by korr reviews
Set Pre-Dethklok, an unlucky Charles, who starts off as a timid law clerk, meets Nathan and his life gets turned upside down as his apartment slowly becomes a halfway home for wayward musicians. SLASH
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,043 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E.
The Dark Lord Gave To Me by ShadeDancer reviews
Voldemort's doing everything he can to give Harry twelve special days of Christmas. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,184 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
With Eyes Wide Open by gaylarain reviews
Summary: Mizuki tricks Naruto a year earlier and Iruka is inspired to make a few experimental changes to the last year at the Academy. The butterfly effect ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,861 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U.
Forms by The Witch of the Souls reviews
Germany enjoys -and fears -the anomaly's constant, ever-changing presence in his life. The only thing the stranger, monster, ghost, messenger, and acquaintance had in common was the unusual -yet lovely -colored eyes. A violet-blue hue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Germany, Canada - Complete
Obito's Reincarnation? by Lucillia reviews
Sakura finds as scroll with a jutsu that allows you to see who you were in your last life in the library. The results for Naruto were interesting to say the least.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
It's Too Late by Fyreheart reviews
What if Harry refused to fight and die for a society that he couldn't claim as his? A one-shot of Harry deciding it's too late for the Wizarding world to make amends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 181 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Another Chance by Tiro reviews
32-year old Uzumaki Naruto is a very different person from when he was 12. Death has made his life different. What will he do when he gets thrown back into the past with two of his last friends? Non-yaoi. Rated M for some violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,965 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Teacup Tempest by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 3,109 - Follows: 599 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
My Hare Harry by llMelpomene reviews
As the only Wizard left, in the world, Harry joins Ouran High School hoping for a peaceful year where he can fade into the background...too bad Harry never learned how to not draw attention to himself! It's a Harry/Hunny fic so be warned will be slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,162 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Harry P., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.
Tempest in a Teapot by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Arthur likes to stir Merlin up, but over-steps his boundaries. SLASH Arthur/Merlin
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Deceiving Appearances by Blind Author reviews
Oneshot, written for a kinkmeme prompt that essentially boiled down to: Moran doesn't think much of John Watson, until their paths cross and John beats the crap out of him. Featuring Moran being too overconfident, and John being a badass.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/2/2010 - John W. - Complete
Sam's True Identity by kyo anime reviews
Sam past is coming back to haunt him, the Autobos are not helping by dragging up old war memories either. Sam aka Duo and his fellow pilots can now turn into their Gundams and Duo has yet to told any of the Autobots this. Gundam WingxTransformers.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,604 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bumblebee, Sam Witwicky, Duo M.
Unconventional Harry by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry decides to stop "rolling over" and "just taking it." He has "Marauder godfathers" and decides to have them help him strike back. A one-shot. H/G eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,781 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 229 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Extremely Weird Smart Naruto story! by snakeofdreams reviews
Smart!Naruto Crossdressing!Naruto. Naruto thought long and hard about why Haku had pretended to be a girl, and finds that he likes the reason, so he decided to try it out himself! He's gonna knock those ninja off their feet...by a spray of nosebleeds! XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,738 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U.
The Jester's Game by The Sly Raccoon reviews
What if Harry was too far away for wizarding Britan to find? When traveling to America Harry gets some obscure advice from a chance encounter with a woman on the plane, drastically changing Harry's life and how he lives it.Gambit/Harry Slash,crossdressing
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,348 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Harry P., Gambit
Doctor's Orders by Death's essence reviews
Toki has to go to the doctor for his first prostate exam. He has no idea it will turn into so much more. Rated M for explicit content! I kind of want to write a threesome sequel to this. Review please!
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Toki W. - Complete
Jealousy by Djap reviews
BETAD Captain Shakespeare x Skinny his first Mate Shakespeare wants to get it on with Humphrey, but sudenly his whole crew starts behaving strangely
Stardust - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Captain Shakespeare - Complete
Trials of a Seeker by Sorciere reviews
Will gets turned into a Seeker. Things really go downhill from there. Semi-serious crack-bunny, rated for a couple of later chapters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 202,590 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - W. Lennox, Ironhide - Complete
Gunpoint by stalkerhinata reviews
One way or another, Cougar always gets what he wants. Cougar/Jensen
Losers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Cougar, J. Jensen - Complete
Sneaky Snake by lferg reviews
Dumbledore has decided that he needs to save as many Slytherins as possible! How will he do it? A mandatory re-sorting! Will it work or will it back fire?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,535 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P.
Say It Like You Mean It by miikka-xx reviews
Four times Maka misses it and the one time she finally understands. SteinSpirit, through the eyes of Maka. Complete.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Spirit A./Death Scythe, Franken Stein - Complete
Ars Amatoria by Diamond Mask reviews
Kakuzu will resort to any means to rid himself of Hidan. Even if it means seducing him. Kakuzu x Hidan. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,609 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 173 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Devour by Littleredridingwho reviews
Short oneshot of Ichigo reflecting his thoughts of his inner hollow. ' To let you Devour my heart' Ichigoxhollow-ichigo
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Tiger, Tiger by sweet-and-simple reviews
"LOVE Gaara Tiger! Lover Gaara Tiger!" And, yet, the only creature willing to love him is a squirrel only large enough to hug the fur of his cheek.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Not Quite A Kage Killer by Lucillia reviews
But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 144 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ignotism by Silver Pard reviews
They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/14/2010
Flying Away by Lucillia reviews
They went neither at the "Hand of the other", but together, hand in hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Real for a Night by dmnq8 reviews
As far as human experiences were concerned, Buzz thought this was as good a place to start as any. He was curious about it for one, and for another.../Yaoi, twoshot. For SasuNaruForever17. Disclaimer in my profile.
Toy Story - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Woody, Buzz Lightyear - Complete
Growing Pains by Montik reviews
Kagome gets a lesson in demonic growth spurts. Sesshoumaru learns more about his brother\'s human pack member Kagome. Their adventures draw them together in the best of ways.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,346 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Nana by SharpMutt reviews
There are a list of things that Tsuna cannot tell her. The number on that list only continues to rise and rise, accumulating to nearly match even Iemitsu's dirty little secrets. Nana's perspective of he dear Tsu-kun.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Nana S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Basic Needs by Dinkel reviews
Eventually, the constant denial of the essentials, such as sleep, water, food and human contact, got to everyone in Azkaban, even the infamous Fenrir Greyback. However, one full moon and an unexpected visitor might just change everything... HPFG, SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,098 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
DragonKin by Fyreheart reviews
AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Over 2,000,000 views. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 157,274 - Reviews: 2116 - Favs: 5,702 - Follows: 2,259 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Art of Self Deception by Silver Pard reviews
She makes lists and burns them, as if that means they never existed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella - Complete
On The Rise by Avalon's mists reviews
Au: Jack writes in his diary about life, his roomate and everything. Turns out Chase refuses to buy the pudding cups on the shopping list.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Jack, Chase
A Chance at Life by Lina03 reviews
Harry Potter meets an 8-year old vampire Severus Snape...this is their story. Alternate Reality, Time Travel, Slash & Het pairings, eventual future SS/HP slash, but NO chan!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,626 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Inexplicable by Nakimochiku reviews
Matthew was a monster, writhing on the inside. slight Germany x Canada, oneshot, enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Germany, Canada - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7960 - Favs: 14,460 - Follows: 6,262 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Leon Leona Orcot by Sapphirefoxgirl reviews
I will be finishing Lovely Blaze's " Leon Leona Orcot". Leon is what they call a "Bearer", able to have fullblooded children of any species. What happens when D finds out? Many/Leon
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,951 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Leon
Swimming with Sharks by snitcheyes411 reviews
Itachi is an outcast living on the beach. Kisame is the shark version of a merman. Kisame/Itachi yaoi. Don't like, don't read. Don't own, don't sue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Sacrifice for Naruto by lord of the land of fire reviews
Hinata makes a choice to help Naruto no matter the cost.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Mangekyō Sharingan by Wingwyrm reviews
Sasuke wanted to be able to use Tsukuyomi. He didn't realise how bad pretending to get the Mangekyō would affect the members of his family. Gen, time travel, description of rape, prequel of Team Tensai not required to understand TT. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,848 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Two to Five Seconds by chibi-veneficus reviews
MovieVerse: It began when Ratchet just happened to be in the same area with Sam when he invoked the Five Seconds Rule. Laughter followed. Now: Bluestreak discovers, and is confused by, food idioms. Epps just wants to be somewhere else far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,804 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 5/4/2008
Wit of the Raven by japanese-jew reviews
Highly AU. Mr. Harry Potter is age eleven, and the possibilities for his future are endless. The magic system of Harry Potter has essentially been turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 101,733 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Harry P.
Culture Shock by Conna Stevenson reviews
Innocent hazing and sneezes, harmless human traditions turned inside-out; their differences work in ways that leave everyone wondering just who's messing with who. Sam and Bumblebee wouldn't change a thing, though. Now a few one-shots.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Love of a Different Kind by Medusa The Ancient Snake reviews
AU R just in case: This is a HPLOTR crossover with a mentor snape, pairings of SnapeAragorn and Harry Legolas, not typical parings and some like Arewn and Aragorn but I wanted to be different please enjoy and RnR TRUE CHAPTER 23 IS NOW UP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,924 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 5/26/2004 - Harry P., Legolas
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 2,361 - Follows: 628 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Decisions, Decisions by CrystallicSky reviews
Good help is hard to find. CHACK, ONESHOT
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,077 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Bogeyman by IlluminatedShadow reviews
But it’s this young blond nation, battered and bruised with eyes that glow with pride and anger and sorrow, that scares him the most. This is his bogeyman. And Germany closes his eyes. Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Germany, Canada - Complete
Somebody to Love by Six31 reviews
Dethklok and Ofdensen hang out at a Midwest bar. On karaoke night.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/23/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Biohazard by Fate Pwns You reviews
Names Alice Liddell otherwise known as Biohazard; one of the world’s top ex-assassins. One night after I decided to clear bad blood between me and a gang I got dropped in a place called Wonderland by some hot rabbit guy. AlicexEveryone
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,678 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Alice L.
Responsible, forever, for what you have tamed by megyal reviews
Kakashi gets hit with a Jutsu and becomes feral; contains unbeta'ed content, some humour and fluff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Haunted by Metamorcy reviews
It's that time of year again where Tsuna is forced by Reborn to head to the graveyard for the annual school 'Scare Trip' and sadly, he always ends up going alone but this time someone else decides to join him for the ride. ColonnelloXTsuna C27
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Colonnello, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Inner Vision by AvocadoLove reviews
When Kakashi first began to see people's souls manifested as animals, he naturally assumed he had lost his mind. Kakashi/Iruka
Crossover - His Dark Materials & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Mystic Minds by DarkAuroran reviews
Kakashi has always been comfortable in his cynical perception of the world. However, when he is sent to interview a reclusive doctor rumoured to have mystical powers of healing, a new world opens where the word 'Impossible' doesn't exist. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 132 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Kyuubi the BuiltIn Best Friend by Sarah1281 reviews
Kakashi is mildly disturbed to see Naruto sporting fox ears and a fox tail and even more disturbed to learn that they were apparently gifts from his new friend: the demon imprisoned inside of him. Is this Therapy Jutsu at work or something else entirely?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 98 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sasuke, I Think I'm Pregnant by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke's had his fair share of people claiming to be having his child but he'd never dated any of them before and they had all been decidedly female. Still, Naruto's quite convinced that he IS pregnant and logic isn't about to convince him otherwise...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rope by idioticonion reviews
Ted discovers that Barney loves being tied up. Warning: M/M sex and bondage. Set during Slaspgiving 2
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
The Conversation by Clell65619 reviews
Harry and Tom Riddle sit down to discuss a few things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 145 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Strawberry Guardian by BonneNuit reviews
Mayuri ‘improves’ Ichigo, and turns him into a girl. Ichigo is still the scowling, short-tempered, strong GUY that he always has been, he just has a slight change in his body. KenpachixIchigo threeshot for International Women's Day 3/8/2010 .
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,072 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Easter Too by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Itachi doesn't like chocolate. Kisame does. KisaIta, FLUFF.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Favourite Colour by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Itachi hates his therapist. However, attending appointments just got a lot more interesting. KisaIta, yaoi, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Bleach Omake Files by Innortal reviews
It seems even the Bleach Universe is affected by the Infinite Loop. How will Ichigo handle being an Anchor?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,775 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009
Legbreaker Mountain by SpiegelofNowhere reviews
Ishida has a problem. A blue-haired, mad scientist, stalker problem. "Stop sending things to my house. Flowers are fine; flowers that shoot knock-out gas are not."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Uryuu I., Mayuri K.
The Open Sea by Voldemort's Hikari1 reviews
Jack Sparrow and Davy Jones don't want just one heart! What is Harry Potter to do? Jack Sparrow/Harry, Davy Jones/Harry. Summary in profile. Under new management, original is from Dark Crimson Flame. Sign up to write the next or future chapters. Enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,184 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5736 - Favs: 8,689 - Follows: 3,291 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
eye of the tiger by baby-kitsune9 reviews
fem naruto kakashi story. takes place before the third part of the chunin exames. Kakashi had nothing to live for, noone to serve. the last of the Newmaki blood line had died. or did they? master/servent story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruko U. - Complete
PostBattle by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
The Jagers meet up and chat on the battlefield. Warning for some minor gore.
Girl Genius - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Complete
Armageddon by Audacia's Quill reviews
K Yaoi ONESHOT. OdionxHarry, "A weird boy at Kings Cross, a mysterious murder and... Odion scoring? Marik's pretty sure Armageddon is coming...Isis agrees,"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Rishid - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 2,269 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2698 - Favs: 6,687 - Follows: 2,808 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 96 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
It Isn't All History by fringeperson reviews
ONE SHOT. COMPLETE. DO NOT OWN. Mori/Haruhi. Haruhi knew it was a mistake, but at least this time she wasn't the only member of the Host Club who was crossdressing. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
The Player Played by Penbrydd reviews
Jim Kirk is in love with his first officer, but everyone hits on Spock, except him. What happens when he's finally had enough of just watching?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/4/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Past Eternity by LoliBat reviews
‘Once you’ve met someone, you don’t really forget them. It just takes a while for your memories to return.’ A series of one-shots on what happens after Chihiro’s departure. Dedicated to Hayao Miyasaki, my favorite film creator.
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
Rehearsal by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Jagerslash! Maxim and Oggie practice for the Heterodyne plays, and get a little too involved.
Girl Genius - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Complete
Girl 169 by Ezzaria26 reviews
If you asked one person who that was, she'd say: 'That's me. That's what they all called me.' If you asked the other he'd say: 'That's the girl the nurses were talking about when I woke up. The girl I love.' Either way, it ended up on a grave stone.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Lines of Time by KingofLoosePages reviews
Naruto, a young anbu operative, is assigned to watch over the last remaining Uchiha. But with missions in between and developing feelings for the cat to his mouse, he's not so sure he knows what he's getting into.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,916 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
In Plain Sight by melissophobia reviews
When Dumbledore finds an abused Harry, he decides Harry needs to go into hiding. Under the guise of a Student exchange program, Harry's id is changed and he is resorted into Slytherin. Au after book 5. Beta'd by Graenr!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,693 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 1,901 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Finding Magic by camarts13 reviews
Team Gai, while on routine boarder patrol run into a war hardened Harry Potter. In which Lee finds a new sensei and Gai finds some one who tells him to use his inside voice. N/HP crossover Yaoi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,833 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Harry P., Gai M.
Of Suits and Love by Orange.Dreams.4.4.0.8 reviews
Barney, when trying to find the proper way to describe his procedure of finding the right person, would use a metaphor: Finding someone special was like buying a suit. Barney/Ted, complete fluff. Enjoy!
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Things Unseen by District X reviews
During a Family camping trip, Ron Witwicky sees something that probably should have been left unseen. IronhidexSamxOptimus
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Ironhide, Optimus Prime - Complete
Once a Wizard, Always a Shinobi by KingofLoosePages reviews
Naruto HP Harry falls through a portal into the middle of an Anbu meeting. From there it's Inuzuka, survival, and a contract with Remus Lupin? SLASH SHOUNEN AI
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 120,061 - Reviews: 1855 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Harry P., Kiba I. - Complete
Rough Waters by CrystallicSky reviews
Sharks really aren't the most affectionate lovers; what's a poor dolphin to do? CHACK
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,472 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Rainbow Boy by WickedWillows reviews
A crazy gay teen just discovers his powers and is off to Sky High! Hopefully he'll be able to survive discrimination, or at least graduate, and maybe find a hunky boyfriend? SLASH, eventual WarrenOC. Rated T for safety, language, and random adult themes.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,799 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 9,539 - Follows: 4,179 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Christmas Cheer' by Durgas Dragon reviews
The Mission Room seems to have an abundance of holiday cheer…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Iruka U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10099 - Favs: 12,191 - Follows: 5,043 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Apples Equals Cyanide Equals Light by Silver Pard reviews
Ryuk’s favourite equation. It means the death of boredom, the only death that actually matters. Gift fic for Computerfreak101
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,420 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Faith and Expectations by May Eve reviews
“I want to know why you fight,” He watched her with shadowed eyes and did not respond. “Is it for glory?” she pressed. “For power? Or for loyalty? …Is it for hate or love or vengeance? Why?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Hockey by KSFWolfe reviews
America decides to go with Canada to a hockey game. Hey; how bad could it be? What he didn't count on was...Canadian hockey.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
Rocks Fall by Wingwyrm reviews
Kakashi has a message for his past self and Naruto is the perfect person to pass it along. Drabble, time travel, not-quite-crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Brutal Yarn by CrystallicSky reviews
Even the lead singer of the most brutal band in the world can be totally whipped by his mother into being unbrutal. N/C, ONESHOT
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Harry's Menagerie by GeminiCancer reviews
This is a collection of unusual Harry centric pairings with unused males. The non-Harry characters will be magical creatures. If you have a preference let me kmow. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,969 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Conservatively Speaking by Lear's Daughter reviews
The Scanran War is over and Wyldon and Kel, among others, have been recalled for a celebratory feast. Wyldon finds himself less than impressed by his conservative tablemates, who used to be his friends. No pairings.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Wyldon, Keladry - Complete
Blackbird by Ilsia reviews
Auish. Harry Potter was an enigma, an unknown factor. He was friends with everyone, yet no one knew him, or the mysterious Count D. No one remembered his house, yet no one cared. His actions will leave an everlasting mark - or will they? HpPSoH x-over
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Harry P., Count D - Complete
Cataclysm by WhyMustIWrite reviews
Iruka returns from a mission unable to communicate or even be recognized by his fellow Konohans! He must get Team 7 to see him for who he really is and deliver his message to the Hokage, not to mention find a way out of his rather unusual circumstances.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,908 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Lyric of Memory by Rockstar with a Vendetta reviews
One-Shot. The griffin knew Keladry only by her calm voice and caring hands, but she affected him in more ways than one: she is the song he will sing forever. First place winner in the 2009-10 Winter Ficship Competition.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Complete
The Gambler by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
NaruHarem. Naruto gets saved from death by a deck of cards at age five. He is then taken as an apprentice by the Sandaime. --COMPLETE--
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,304 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 2,992 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Lullaby by seventhSINwrath reviews
Kamerreon’s Drabble Challenge — a drabble a day until my imagination dies — exactly one hundred days from today. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 98 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Watermelon Games by BonneNuit reviews
KenIchi Based on the filler at the beach with the watermelons. Yachiru plants a watermelon monster in the training grounds and Ichigo stumbles upon it. The watermelon forces him into a rather suggestive position. Kenpachi finds him and can't help himself.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
When the Time is Right by Croutonic Sarcasm reviews
Hidan wears his headband around his neck like a girl, and Kakuzu is determined to find out why. Hidan never ever takes it off, but tells Kakuzu that he'll know eventually. What's up with that darn headband! Shonen-ai touches, T for Hidan's mouth
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Tanoshimi by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. AU. Kisame had never tried to force her to love him, but it had happened anyway. Kisame/femNaruto genderswitch
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Kisame H., Naruto U. - Complete
Like a Concussion by Araceil reviews
For the lols. Slash. After the War Harry ended up hunted by Vamps. Can he ever get a break? Apparently not when he ends up in Forks and dragged kicking and screaming to school for the first time in over a decade.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 2,583 - Follows: 447 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Not Okay by Sunset Miko reviews
Inuyasha suspects that Kagome is up to something on the night of the new moon and he's right, well, almost. Written for LiveJournal's InuSongFics Community. Kouga/Kag/Sess
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Kagome H., Kouga - Complete
Could Have Been Worse by Sarah1281 reviews
After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 89 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
KindergartenKlok by madwriter223 reviews
written for Brutal Bussiness theme - School is Brutal To be truly kickass, one must be born kickass. Drabble, Humor, DethKlokChildren in school uniforms. Brutal.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Never Have I Ever by CrystallicSky reviews
While playing a classic drinking game, the metal band Dethklok ends up revealing a bit more to one another than was originally intended. N/C, VERY MILD S/T, ONESHOT
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Published: 10/15/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
From A Certain Point of View by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
“That’s not fair,” Harry said quietly. Because there’s more than one way to look at what happened with Grindelwald and the Dumbledores, and maybe it wasn’t all Albus’ fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Aberforth D., Harry P. - Complete
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 214 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just because by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Some cute KisaIta drabbles, enjoy. PG13, KisameXItachi is LOVE... Rating upped to be safe!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 25,452 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Hide and Seek by Danyella Skyler Silverfire reviews
The ANBU got uppity and pissed off Iruka who made a bet that he could hide in the village for one month without getting caught. On the very first day Iruka's cousin Iria comes back to Konoha and greatly confuses the issue as well as the citizens.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,740 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Forgotten by seventhSINwrath reviews
Kamerreon’s Drabble Challenge — a drabble a day until my imagination dies — exactly one hundred days from today. Torture. Insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Alice L.
What if? by PolarPanther reviews
Oneshot. What if instead of the Shun Shun Rikka, Orihime developed shinigami powers? And what if her zanpakutou just happened to be someone who had defied and mastered death?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 160 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Harry P., Orihime I. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 4,857 - Follows: 877 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Atheists in Foxholes by Tey'Imena reviews
When captured by natives who decide to kill their victims via ritual gladiator fights, Jim steps up to the plate and shows that there really is a reason you don't mess with the Captain of the Enterprise.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/30/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
A Hero For Sale by Lady FoxFire reviews
What do you get when you mix slavery, aliens robots and miscommunications?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Emotions Outweigh Logic by Stella Andrea reviews
Jim can cause emotions in Spock without even trying. When Spock has the opportunity to set him emotions free with Jim, he takes it. It is illogical to have sex, especially when Jim thinks he is a woman, but sometimes emotions outweigh logic. K/S, oneshot
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,589 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Wrong For Him by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Harry Potter scowled as he fisted his hands in his hair. Why was this happening to him? All he wanted to do was lose his virginity! But everyone was just, wrong. Perhaps he was being a little too picky? LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Power of Fangirls by RuneWitchSakura reviews
In the Forest of Death, Orochimaru and the Sound Four underestimated the most powerful force of all: Uchiha Sasuke’s fangirls. His underestimation changes the whole of the Naruto series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Watering Plants by Flying Magic Snake reviews
Sakura only watered Naruto's plants plants three times. Gen, friendship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Never Joined the Fellowship by Yllyana reviews
A series of drabbles featuring various anime characters joining the Fellowship of the Ring. One character for every letter of the alphabet, to be published sequentially over the month of July. Warning: Pure Crack!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 7,965 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Complete
Five and One: I Wanna Hold Your Hand by Penbrydd reviews
-Kirk/Spock- Spock's flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it's enough to make the Ambassador's entourage retch. -ONESHOT-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/23/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
What Are You Worth? by kati-kun reviews
Harry is a submissive with no prospects, an abusive father and a dead mother. However, when he is summoned to the palace of the Alpha Werewolf he will meet someone there that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,009 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Harry P., Fenrir G.
20 Pick Up Lines That Don't Work by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
“I was going to say, that I’ve lost my virginity.” “I know you have...” “Soooo, I was wondering... can I have YOURS?” “You've already taken it.” "Oh. Good point..." Read and Review! RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
You Killed Kenny by DaemonicKitten reviews
A joke gone right. One person yells 'You killed Kenny' and the entire room erupts into chaos. Hints of Mikaela/Sam, and Jazz is ressurrected for this fic. I own nothing but my love for the movies. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Mikaela B., Sam W. - Complete
Do by RiddletheSphinx reviews
I was cleaning up my profile and found this, I changed it to make it Chack! Slash
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Over Tea by thesewarmstars reviews
Severus and Albus have their weekly tea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Mischief Managed by Tobi the Hubcap Thief reviews
Itachi had never really wanted anything in life...until he met Kisame.What will Itachi do in order to get what he wants? ::ItaKisa/KisaIta/KisamexItachi::
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Marriage in Mind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 275 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Dementor's Lullaby by Perinstar reviews
Harry Potter gazed at the Dementor and idly thought, ‘ I had to pick the night Mundungus was on duty to be attacked’ Harry gets what he's always wanted, from the least expected place. Mpreg, No SLASH.Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
That's Jack with a 'Q' by Red Lioness reviews
Pairing: Chase Young x Jaq Spicer male x female pairingSummary: Jack couldn’t kick ass as a boy. So he tried it from the female side. And then the REAL fun began.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 64,250 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Jack, Chase
Three days, one room by Silver vanilla reviews
Request from black laurel. Naruto always wondered what it was like while being captured in Tsukuyomi; the infamous jutsu. Be careful what you wish for, because it may backfire on you big time. Naruto learned it the hard way. NaruIta one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,969 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Loyalty of Dogs by Montik reviews
On four paws they stand, on one heart they thrive. Always by our side, unwavering companions. Such is the nature of dogs. complete, oneshot
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
simply the best by baby-kitsune9 reviews
the day of the third Hokages funeral was one of the saddest days that they would all remember. And naruto has something to share with everone. The secret lives of Sauske, Hinata, Shikamaru, and Naruto. The man behind the title of the village protector.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Five Reasons by nyet khan reviews
Five reasons why Naruto will never be like the Fourth Hokage and other tales.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Rejection is Not an Option by Winnifred Daquer reviews
Sam couldn't tell them. They'd never believe him, he can't really bring himself to believe it either. But there is no denying it now. He knows who the Watcher is, but how long can he lie to himself about it?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,486 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Megatron, Sam W.
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 2,431 - Follows: 2,714 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
Cloud Age Symphony by slexenskee reviews
Let it not be said that being Uzumaki Naruto is anything approaching easy; he has an obligation to the future but a duty to the past, and a time-traveling jutsu that lets him travel between both. OR: Naruto travels between the past and the present, and somehow loses himself in the process.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,734 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 2,537 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
The Proposal by Arzosah reviews
Kakuzu/Hidan drabble. Team Zombie, walking and talking and spouting random proposals. Rated for Hidan's mouth. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 3,350 - Follows: 689 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Twenty Truths of the Sannin by MrRigger reviews
Twenty truths style. What the world doesn't know about Konoha's Sannin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
The Plant by thesewarmstars reviews
Neville turns over a plant to Harry and explains that the plant told him it was Severus Snape. Harry probably should’ve listened. HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,561 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Shadow of the Other by atypicalsnowman reviews
HP/SS Slash, slave!Snape. As a creature, Severus has long known he will need to bond with his mate or face being made a slave to the whole of wizardkind. For Harry, the news is a shock made more difficult by the awakening of uncomfortable desires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,071 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 2,177 - Follows: 256 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sunset by Araceil reviews
You could bend him, you could squeeze him, you could beat him, and in the end, someone would break. But no one ever said that it would be him. It was his ultimate prank. No Pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 104 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Naruto U.
The Art of Subtlety by SeekerFreefall reviews
G1, Twins/Ratchet, my own version of how they hook up. There are many ways to entice a would-be lover to your bed - here are a few that do not work, and one that does.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sunstreaker, Ratchet - Complete
Scale of Hong by CrystallicSky reviews
After getting hit by a new Shen Gong Wu, Jack shows Chase his emotional side. CHACK, ONESHOT
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,064 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Chase, Jack - Complete
DameTsuna by CrystalSlashlover reviews
Five years later, Leon has created a new bullet and Reborn wants to try it out on the 10th Boss! 27R shota Seme!Tsuna Unwilling!Uke!Reborn First kiss stealing! Cuteness! Ten year old!Reborn
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Green Eyes and a Smile by nlblake reviews
There was a reason why Konoha's clans tried to keep their children from reaching Genin status before their twelfth birthday, a Genin is an adult in the eyes of the law. Now Uchiha Fugaku is left to regret sending his heir off to the Academy ahead of time.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Harry P., Itachi U.
Weapons by Random One-Shot reviews
The Shinigami have duty. The Arrancar have Aizen. The Hollows have hunger. The Vaizard have revenge. But what does it take for a bunch of human children to fight?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Chad/Y. Sado, Ichigo K. - Complete
The Choice of Fellowship by ArwendeImladris reviews
Slash. Legolas/Harry/Aragorn. Two best friends, in love with the same little green-eyed Elf. They give him a choice. His decision? Both.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 140 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Harry P., Legolas - Complete
An Inconvenient Truth by Unwritten.25 reviews
AU ItaNaru Uzumaki Naruto was taken from Konoha at age 6 by a friend of his parents, after a mob beating. After eight years of one on one training, Naruto is coming back to Konoha to become a Genin. ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 108,686 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Apologizing: Uchiha Style by Civil Enough reviews
How can one emotionally retarded Uchiha win back the love of his life- if he’s not even good at anything aside from scalding insults and brutally murderous threats? By writing letters of course!... Wait a sec, why are they censoring every single word?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Left 4 Dead by Araceil reviews
Epic 3 way crossover. Harry Potter no magic , Ouran Highschool host Club and Left 4 Dead. Survival Horror meets school children in LA and Harry has to make sure they all get out of this alive. EXTREMELY LIGHT SLASH. Only mentioned really 8D
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,161 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Harry P., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
At a Ramen Stand by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*ItaNaru, shounen-ai* In a ramen shop, one of the many in the Elemental Countries, a ninja shares his past with the owner, until the one he is waiting for will come. Or not.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4071 - Favs: 6,160 - Follows: 3,133 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Riddle by Distressed fan reviews
Akatsuki's new recruitment rule. "If you can answer this question correctly, you have true murderous intent at heart." KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Cheap Imitation by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. She was just a cheap imitation, but Hidan got jealous anyway. Contains swearing, prostitution, cannibalism, death and yaoi. KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Final Inspection by Pagen Godess reviews
The officer stood and faced his God. Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 5,362 - Follows: 5,064 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
Being a Master at Ignoring the Obvious by sockpuppet82 reviews
“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 97 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Perspective by Uchiki na Kage reviews
A oneshot collection: Kakashi and the others discover somethings that seem to put everything about Naruto in a different perspective.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,225 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hidan's Hell by Death Fox reviews
Jashin, forgive me. It was a cute bunny, and it wanted a hug. Rated R for Retarded
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Hidan - Complete
When All Else Fails There Is Always Plan C by Lady FoxFire reviews
#5 in the 'If Things Had Been Different' universe - The Autobots would do anything in their power to protect and care for Sam but what will they do when they face an enemy they can't not fight.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Famous Last Words by IncandescentKitsune reviews
When Harry and his friends are captured by Nicodemus, Harry ends up choosing some rather...odd last words.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
Of Children and Monsters by Moon Ecstasy reviews
What does not break us in reality kills us in our dreams. It is something that Yamanaka Inoichi knows very well, considering his talents. However, he never expected this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Inoichi Y., Naruto U. - Complete
The Scientific Method by reooeky reviews
Side story to Partners and Lovers. Rated M for sexual situations and some vulger vocabulary. Yaoi M/M KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Did You Say Uzumaki? by Magic Shade reviews
Jiraiya searches for the one named Uzumaki Naruto, but finds so much more. A touching tale of the humanity that strings us all together. A OneShot about Romance, Our Friends, and Everything that connects us. I would recommend reading it. 3/10: Minor Fixes
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,304 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Konoha, We Have a Problem by FairyNiamh reviews
Gaara is in Konoha visiting... Ah... Poor Naruto! Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Right Of Succession by LittleMewLugia reviews
Soundwave informs Starscream that he will only accept Starscream’s right to lead the Decepticons if he kills the slayer of Megatron. Starscream accepts this, after all, how hard can it be to kill one little squishy?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,618 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
Couple's Therapy: Case One by Torchwood Prof reviews
How did you lose your virginity? said Jeremy quite politely. "WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT!" shouted Fenrir, his teeth bared. "The kind I must ask - I am, after all, a relationship therapist." HP/FG under a comedic microscope - maybe. Work-In-Progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,304 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Harry P., Fenrir G.
Fortune On Fire by VickyVicarious reviews
"It was the fortune cookies." Will begins to notice Warren in a different way. Will/Warren slash.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,759 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/14/2009 - William S./Will, Warren P. - Complete
Chaos:Destruction: My work is done here by TheBonnie reviews
REVISED!PreDH-Harry has a visitor when he gets out of the shower who sends him back in time to his third year!He's 13 again, Can he change the future, save three lives, and defeat Voldemort, all while staying under the ruse as seer?Will he have to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,432 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 2,173 - Follows: 3,020 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Harry P.
The Last Kami Damn It Straw by Araceil reviews
Drabble. Female!Naruto. Uzumaki Natsuko has finally had enough. If they want Kyuubi so much - they can have him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 81 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Maneater by Riverterra reviews
AU! What if Naruto found a way to hide from the villagers, a perfect hidding place, that changes how he views the world with some help from the beautiful seduction corps Slash!Crossdresser!Naru Naru/shino hopefully
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 242 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Naruto U., Shino A.
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 4,096 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
One Night Stand by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
G1 AU, oneshot. The thing was that one of them could spend your entire life with you, but in the end, you would just be a one-night stand. Many cross-species, one-sided, selfish pairings implied.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Sparkplug W., Spike W. - Complete
The birdies by Blizdal reviews
There was once a Veela. Harry was also there. They didn't get along.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Leash Law by Kasai Ame reviews
Lucy gets fed up with Loki's sudden need to protect and control her. How can he make things right? With a collar on his arrogance and a leash on his pride, perhaps literally! Oneshot, Loki x Lucy. Rated M for sexual content and some language.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H. - Complete
A Will of Black by Lady FoxFire reviews
The never before Will for Sirius Black, escape prisoner, innocent man and lover of women.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Stille Nacht by Dibsthe1 reviews
The title is German for "Silent Night," but the rest of this fic is definitely in English. As Dib prepares to throw a snowball at Zim, he remembers something which Darkbootie told him happened one Christmas during World War One.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 199 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Wizard Escapes by Hubristic Chick reviews
Harry James Potter has survived the War...but is now alone. He is the Magical World's Hero...but for how long? When he turns 21,Harry comes into his full powers and the wizarding world turns its back. AU after Book 4-Crossover with X-men SlashHarry/Gambit
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,940 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,625 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Remy L./Gambit, Harry P.
Truth Be Told I Miss You Truth Be Told I'm Lying by SlayerOfSlayers reviews
Xander and Spike left Sunnydale three years ago. The new Scooby gang is at a bar when they hear a band with a familiar lead singer...this leads to chaos. BETTER THAN THE SUMMARY SOUNDS!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
Captive by Pirotess666 reviews
Nakago has captured Tasuki and his bandits. In order to grant his friends freedom, Tasuki accepts being Nakago's slave. Only, not everything goes according to the blonde’s plan *evil laughs* YAOI fanfic.
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,152 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Tasuki, Nakago - Complete
Transcendence by oStilloDreamingo reviews
Harry takes control of his life after Sirius's death. Independent!Harry. Manipulative!Dumbledore. Sheep!Weasley. Mildly AU. Post OotP. Ignores HBP & HDH. MoM/OotP/DE/Muggle/Non-Human politics. R&R Can be read as friendship or Pre-Slash: Harry x Firenze
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,055 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Harry P., Firenze
Dark Angel by NephyRiddle reviews
PreHBP Harry saves the lives of Snape and Malfoy, finds out he's Salazar Slytherin, and Dumbledore makes him spend the summer with the the two Slytherins. Not long after that, he's thrown back in time to the Marauder's era. Semidarkish with some laughs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 157,632 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Dance of Earth and Wind by jellybeanfactory reviews
A modern revival of a classic dance causes some problems for Gwendal. Gwendal/Gunter
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Gwendal vV., Gunter vK. - Complete
Jealousy and Violence by ToxiicxNitemare reviews
Kakuzu hated being a second wheel to Hidan. It was always the girls falling after that immortal jerk, and he had something to say about it. Rated M for cursing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Meet The Kids by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
You can choose your friends, and you can choose your mate, but you can’t choose your mate’s family. Silly KakaIru Pieces-Verse One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
In Which Alohamora is not the Answer by azaera reviews
Snape appears at Number 4 Privet Drive, reluctantly dragged along by the esteemed Headmaster of Hogwarts to pick up the golden boy. Who else engages him in a challenge of childish wit and muggle over magic than Petunia Dursley? Note: Very...silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
Y'ou a're b'eaut'iful, my H'ar'ry by OccAmy Phyre reviews
The Final Battle came and went, leaving an astronomical number of casualties, Harry included. He began falling into a deep depression when a fiery young man and melodious songs began to fill his dreams and haunt his waking thoughts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Harry P., Fawkes - Complete
The Love of a Lifetime by Midnightz Skye reviews
AU one-shot. When Uchiha Itachi laid eyes on Namikaze Naru, it was love at first sight. But their worlds are worlds apart as she was the heir of one of the wealthiest families whilst he was from a poor family. But then, their love was put to the test.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Autobot Files by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Five drabbles. Movieverse. Autobots, and fun with alien stereotypes. Click to find the answers to crop circles, UFOs, and more!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
Otou sama by RubberDuckies reviews
Sakumo catches his son fooling around with Iruka and now can't seem to stop being jealous of the little dolphin...WARNING:INCEST KakaIru, YonKaka, SakumoXYondaime, SakumoXKakashi,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,600 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
Divine Cookie by Nidia.Ceylon reviews
It was a cycle; she was cursed to be reborn with her memories after every death. The only things constant were the promises of lunch, death, and Sesshoumaru.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Gumption by Roozette reviews
In which there are biscuits, poisonous snakes, nefarious ploys, and, oh yes, Harry is slightly mental and the heir of Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,282 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 3,556 - Follows: 837 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
I Wish Someone Wanted Me by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Remus wonders what makes him so undesirable that no one ever fancies him. Sirius explains that people are afraid to want him because he's too perfect to be attainable. But Sirius isn't afraid of anything. Slash, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2008 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Cutting the Deck by cyrusII reviews
AU. Cards. Naruto's pretty good with cards. Well saying he was pretty good at cards is like saying "Jiraiya is a bit of a perv" or "The Hokage Monument is sorta tall". Good just don't cover it. Wanna find out how good he is? Well, you're just a click away
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,799 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
One Time Too Many by hydraling110 reviews
Cultural boundaries are difficult to learn. However, after almost 5 years of being placed into awkward situations, Mikaela and Sam, and Miles, sort of, finally hope to set some of their Autobot friends straight...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,157 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
The Fight by CrystallicSky reviews
Chase is forced to realize just how much more he needs Jack than Jack needs him. CHACK, ONESHOT, OOC-CHASE
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Chase, Jack - Complete
From the Bottom Up by LittleMewLugia reviews
Starscream now owes Sam a life-debt he must repay. However, the way he sorts out some logistical issues leaves Sam with even greater problems. Sequel to “Code of Honour.”
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,988 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
Cruel Lesson by chibi heishi reviews
I still can't believe it. God, we should have seen it coming. We had twelve years worth of warning, if we had only paid attention. But we didn’t. In the end, we could only stand in shock and horror on that cruel day. The day that Konoha lost its children.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,059 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Complete
Haunted by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot, G1. Thundercracker is haunted by the ghosts of the humans he’s killed. They don’t know that they’re dead, and they want him to let them go home.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Pick Me Up by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Elusive White Monkey by CrystallicSky reviews
Chase Young hated to admit it, but for the love of all that was Evil, pop-culture mags had made an accurate quiz, and so had brought about the current situation, in which he himself was taking it. CHACK, ONE-SHOT Also, to my fans, important note inside!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Fairest, A Scrubs book fic by sissysage3000 reviews
10 drabbles from 10 book lines. Mostly JD/Cox, so no flamers please! More warnings inside.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D. - Complete
Magic Tricks by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
In which Ichigo distracts and confuses Shinigami, and several people sustain injury. CRACK.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Ichigo K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Suit of Hearts by CrystallicSky reviews
Unexpected gifts lead to unexpected conclusions, especially when one is dealing with a tricky secret admirer... CHACK, ONE-SHOT
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Chase, Jack - Complete
The WorldSaving Properties of Hot Threesome Sex by opalish reviews
Harry's straight, he really is. Unfortunately, no one believes it but him. HarryLunaBlaise crackfic AHOY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Sour Weakness by Anestshia reviews
Ibiki shows Iruka his weakness...in a way. This is YAOI, if that bother you, please do not read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Ibiki M., Iruka U. - Complete
Rewrite by Silver Pard reviews
"If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice." The Joker shuffles the deck and makes himself anew with every card.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/4/2008 - The Joker - Complete
In the Circle of Elemental Arms by Kryssa's flute reviews
Magic runs strong in the students of Ouran, even in one klutzy scholarship student. Epilogue: The strength of Earth and Wind shows when they face their lost Water. 'We don’t want to leave Ouran knowing that you’re not part of us anymore.'
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,643 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Hidden Behind My White Mask by My Echoing Silence reviews
Slash & het shipping. Set 14 years after Naruto was exiled for not bringing Sasuke back. He is nothing like he used to be. And he has joined a Village neutral in the Leaf Sound War. Better than it sounds. Proper summery in Profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,455 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Naruto U.
Ghost Story by Red Lioness reviews
Weak in life, Jack Spicer does not rest easily after his untimely death. Basically, I felt like writing a ghost story and Jack got to be my victim. Rated T for Jack's violent, bloody death.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,260 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Jack - Complete
Forget by CrystallicSky reviews
Chase had known the very minute Jack Spicer had fallen out of power. It was obvious, as there was no way that after holding him and the rest of the Heylin prisoner for so long that they would just suddenly be released. NOT SLASH, ONE-SHOT
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Jack, Chase - Complete
Birthday Wishes by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Naruto's helping Sasuke look for love in all the wrong places. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,891 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Played Fate and Won by Aya-dono reviews
AU Postwar Harry and company are sent into the past of an alternate universe to help 'treat' their mental unbalances, where Voldemort never existed and they're free to meet the counterparts of the adults they knew! Slash, Snarry, 7th year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,417 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Dear Journal by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
CrackFic. Dear Diary sister/sequel. "Dear Journal, Got an interesting owl from Malfoy's mum today. Apparently, Voldemort tried to kill Malfoy so she sent him to Anger Management Therapy."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Best Birthday Present by LadyNightRunner reviews
Kakashi lost a bet, and Iruka is the only way for him to 'pay off the debt'. A big kennel on Iruka's front porch has his socalled 'birthday present' inside. Garaunteed to stay within 20 feet of you for months!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Dear Diary by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
CrackFic. Voldemort starts a diary. "Dear Diary, Attempted to kill Draco. Narcissa sent me to Anger Management Therapy."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Eternal Youth by Red Lioness reviews
Chase Young is reduced to a powerless child by a strange spell and ends up in the care of Jack Spicer. I've seen this concept countless times and figured: One more can't hurt! Rated 'T' for naughty words, sexual references and violence in later chapters
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,187 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Jack, Chase - Complete
Illusions by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
The horcrux within Harry has fundamentally changed his nature, but only Snape seems to notice. Harry has plans for the wizarding world, and the worst part is that this might actually be a good thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 234 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Prank Lord Potter by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry was dumb enough to swear a magical oath to replace Voldemort as Dark Lord. Thus, Veridans Lucis, Dark Lord of Chaos, is born. WIP Part 2 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P.
Only Bastards Rise by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 287 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Demonic God of the Forest of Death by lemmesee reviews
Naruto has been persecuted for having the demon sealed in him. But at the full moon, the demon connects to him more than whiskers and a seal. It causes a connection to a certain forest. YAOI SCENESPERV! MAY CAUSE SOME RELIGIOUS FURY! I'M SORRY IF I OFFEND
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,059 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Naruto U.
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
His Birthday by Miss. Edith needs her tea reviews
Slash.Oneshot.KabutoxNaru."“What? What could he say to make you of all people betray the Leaf?” She sobbed out.“He told me ‘Happy Birthday’”"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Kabuto Y., Naruto U. - Complete
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 2,190 - Follows: 1,903 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
I'm Full! by Sweetdums reviews
KisaIta. Warnings for smut ending, laters, and the Discovery Channel. The things that happened when he was like this were unpredictable. This time he knew what was coming.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Incarnation by koldy reviews
Harry dies after the final battle and was reincarnated into an elf and placed in middle earth. Do not flame the writer or tell me I need a beta because then the writer will get into a hissy fit and take the story down.....again
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 234 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P.
Peace, Love and Unicorns by Ninjagrrl reviews
As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Of Cookies And Men by Kiterie reviews
The Iruka never thought bringing cookies to work would end in bloodshed. Humor Tenzou, Kakashi, Iruka, Naruto Sakura, Sai, and Genma no pairings set in chapter 1 and rating may go up.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Never Argue with the Queen by Lady FoxFire reviews
The Autobots learns a very important lesson about Earth women and why it's best not to disagree with them. This is story #3 'If Things Had Been Different' series.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
For The Race by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Sam wishes he could do something for the Autobots in recompense for destroying the AllSpark, the energy left within him grants his wish in a way he never imagined.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,530 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Tradition by Sunset Miko reviews
Kagome begins receiving odd gifts from a secret admirer. This was written for iyfic contest Week 136 – Odd Gifts
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,951 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Code Of Honour by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Sam intervenes in a situation he feels is unfair, and in doing so saves Barricade’s life, Sam discovers that even some Decepticons have a code of honour.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,801 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Soft Words by Araceil reviews
Someone stops to give Hinata and Naruto some small words of advice. Amazing what a little bit of encouragement can do. 2 Oneshots. One: Hinata. Two: Naruto. Possible Third: Haku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,597 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
The World Without Me by Eternal Cosmos reviews
Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 188,711 - Reviews: 5060 - Favs: 7,758 - Follows: 3,390 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Family Reunion by JJ Rust reviews
During a family outing at the London Zoo, Harry has an unexpected encounter with Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia. But what happens when the Dursleys must deal with Harry's wife . . . Luna Lovegood!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 165 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
It Will Be Me by Cheetoh reviews
Minato sings Naruto a lullaby before sealing the Kyuubi into him, because no one else ever would. T for mild swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Shadow Love by BlackEyedWicca reviews
When Ryou finds a magic book he decides to make a love spell what with Valentines being tomorrow,but when his small amount of shadow power enhances the spell how is he suppose to deal with the entire Domino Population in love with him?BakuraRyou COMPLETED
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,212 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/12/2007 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Snapping Point by JapanManiac reviews
Everyone has their limits in patience. Even Tsuna, the eptimome of patience and all good things that come with it has a point where he just loses his temper. Too bad the Varia and the Vongola guardians don't realise this when they decide to fight one too
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 110 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
The feel of Irken claws by Swing-21 reviews
‘Vortians are very sweet and caring, Meekrob are shape-shifters, so you imagine the possibilities, and Thermians have these tentacles…’ trailed off Dwicky with a suggestive smirk. ‘How about Irkens?’ asked suddenly Dib. -DADR, ZADR, One-shot, Complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
12 Moves Sideways by Silver Pard reviews
Harry thinks the new Defence professor needs watching. Harry Potter/Death Note crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 90 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Light Y. - Complete
The Mission by Enterprise1701-d reviews
NarutoHP X-over. AU, OOC - Harry is taken to Konoha by Jiraiya when found on the doorstep of Number 4. 13 years later, he is sent on a mission - the Triwizard Tournament. Super!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,570 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 217 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Impotent by YondyB reviews
Oneshot. Drabble. Sora's eyes lit up. "What does impotent mean?"
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Sora, Cloud S. - Complete
Green Eyed Monster by Animegirl1129 reviews
Cain has a little competition when it comes to winning over Ambrose. CainGlitch. GlitchOC.
Tin Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Cain, Glitch - Complete
Favours by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Complete. Postmovie. It all started when Sam did the Allspark a favour...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,000 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Damn those Blasted Wards! by Leaping Lion reviews
What are the Wards around Harry's house at 4 Privet Drive, Surrey sopost to do anyway? Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 4,998 - Follows: 3,212 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Observation by Psychick23 reviews
Naruto never realized, but ever since they were academy students together he had been watching him out of the corner of his eye. [One shot, gen.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 88 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
In Which The Allspark Is Absorbed by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
[Oneshot]...by more than one person [cough, Sam, cough.] There are light sides to absorbing the Allspark. For example, did you know that the Allspark liked to blow things up? Neither did the Autobots, until Will made Wheeljack his new playmate.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
The Fawn by Baby Morrison reviews
Snape's patronus is not a doe. [oneshot with unrequited SLASH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Parting of our Friend by Magic Shade reviews
...And his friends shall grieve for his death, for it was most untimely. And tears will be shed for his soul. The Funeral of Uzumaki Naruto was not only sad for those of Konoha. Rewrite with Sand Sibs is on the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Interoffice Personnel Relations by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 93 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Look Underneath the Underneath by Smiles Hides Tears reviews
What if it was Naruto who left? During the Chunin exams, Naruto finds himself becoming more and more irritated by the second. When he finally decides to leave, what is Konoha going to do? Narutox? List of bashing inside. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,125 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Naruto U.
Summer Wind by AngelLucifel reviews
One day a reckless blonde ninja accidentally goes and releases the horrible demon Kyuubi...but things don't go exactly as either of them planned or expected. Their story is written in the Summer Wind. yaoi warning I DO NOT OWN NARUTO. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,637 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Stolen Hostages by Jameson reviews
Oneshot Megatron and the Decepticons have taken a clump of random people and Spike and Sparkplug hostage and are using them as a shield against the Autobots. Only the most flybytheseatofyourpants plan can save them now.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
Another Victim by calikocat reviews
Takes place in season 7 after they rescue Xander from the date with the Demon Lady. He goes into the Gay Me Up speech and things take an unexpected turn. Rated T for Spike's Bloody Hells.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
Operation P by Heliotropic reviews
Iruka gets fed up with Kakashi's books which results in Anko presenting Iruka with an...interesting challenge. The results make life very complicated. IrukaKakashi This story is free to a good home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 111 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Triad by Heliotropic reviews
In which Naruto makes the decision to follow Sasuke, and accidentally takes over Sound in the process. No pairings. This story is free to a good home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,490 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 82 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Nightmare Central by nlblake reviews
A series of drabbles regarding the chibi versions of our favourite shinobi and their unfortunate victims.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,938 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hegira by Dierdre reviews
2007 Movieverse There is a fine line between kindness and cruelty.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Evil Boy Genius by Ryoko Porter reviews
Chase comes to Jack for some fun... WARNING! this IS YAOI! don't read if you don't like!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Jack, Chase - Complete
Coming Home by MrRigger reviews
After the fight at the Valley of the End, Naruto is taken by Itachi. Three years later, he's back. How have things changed? What happened to Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sleeping Beeauty by littleoddball reviews
2007 movie. SamXBee and others. Never underestimate the fairy tales or Annabelle! Sweet and funny. Don 't want to give anything away...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
One of Those Days by Tsukiori reviews
Iruka doesn't have the best of luck sometimes. He has to explain this to Tsunade after an encounter with Itachi. Slight hints of shounenai, ie malemale.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Iruka U., Itachi U. - Complete
Given Enough Time by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Having lost a precious person to the Akatsuki, Uzumaki Naruto plans to take them down, but how?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 131 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by DsirinWsdm reviews
Konoha is abuzz with word of the new hit novel, The Kyu Ninja Chronicles, and its mystery writer simply known as 9T. Secrets abound as the truth hidden within the fiction stands to change everything as they know it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,813 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 2,395 - Follows: 2,244 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Five Days by nyet khan reviews
Five Times Harry Potter Called Someone Mum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Pet Shop of Humanoids by Arctic Vixen Queen reviews
Iruka sensai has taken his small class for a field trip threw a new town. They happen upon a Pet Shop: Exotic World and of course Kiba spots a dog he wants. They all seem to suddenly have a dog. What they don’t know is that these pets are more then they e
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,746 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sasuke's Defection and Retrieval: Unedited! by KageKitsune XXX reviews
How they should have tried to stop Sasuke from defecting and how they could eventually get him back! Shameless crack and even more shameless yaoi pimping. It's another NaruSasu fic! Rated 'M' for lemony goodness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Big Bad by Silver Pard reviews
Once upon a time, the wolf was the winner.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Letter to Far by Tiara Light reviews
An ill advised letter from Dumbledore sets Harry on a path that leads him to more secrets and power than any can imagine. AU non H.B.P. Super!Harry, Creature!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 72,175 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Harry P.
Harry: Master of the Oblivious by wonky reviews
"Oh, it is," said Hermione. "You see, Salazar was actually a homosexual…" Harry discovers that life hates him even more than he'd ever imagined. Pure, unadulterated crack fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ten Ways to Die by H.E. Gray reviews
The Academy textbook says that a ninja is proud to die for their country. This is rarely the truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 73 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Why Konoha Nin should not get high! by KageKitsune XXX reviews
I think the title pretty much says it all! Pure crack... well weed anyway. M rating for adult language and themes, just to be on the safe side. Drug use, het, yaoi and yuri: All in a delicious swirl! Not for innocent eyes!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Good Kitty by Sisco reviews
KakaIru, KisaIta, GenNaru. Naruto's humanoidfeline, Iruka is in heat! So the only way to handle this predicament is to take him to Tsunade's farm where she has several humanoidpets of her own. That silver haired German Shepard seems nice.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,579 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Even at 60:60 by faceted-mind reviews
My sensei taught me that everyone around me dies, so I should join a profession where that is acceptable.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
On the Other Side of Tomorrow by IsabelleMalfoyPotterSnape reviews
Severus Snape is an incubus, who has just found his mate and Harry’s got to say, “he doesn’t hate it!”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 176 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Multistorey Fairytale by Matchbox Dragon reviews
No fairytales were harmed during the production of this story... At least not permanently, I hope...
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 3,597 - Follows: 354 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
The One Who Was An Ant by Akatsuki Feathers reviews
They knew... An ant can take over the world... That’s why they did those things to him. [drabble]
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Jack - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slippery Secret by C.T.Thomas reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for a second year of really REALLY flamboyantly gay adverntures Continues from where Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerer's Balls left off. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,949 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Mirror by Uchiki na Kage reviews
Oneshot. The encounter on the bridge takes an unexpected turn, and Haku and Naruto bond which means Zabuza gets another brat to look after. Konoha gets new shinobi Naruto makes a new friend...the usual stuff Naruto's charisma creates.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 147 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Ne Fiat Lux by Silver Pard reviews
AU: In a world where the beginning was different, Harry rants on why he's turned out the way he has.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Through Time With Panache by Tiara Light reviews
When Malfoy junior attempts to get rid of Harry it has an unexpected result. Harry will learn much, a bad thing for anyone who gets in his way. AU vaguely compliant to a few things in H.B.P, AU Time travel. Creature!Harry much later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 30,351 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Harry P.
Swallowed a Fly by Quillslinger reviews
Jiraiya and Naruto, though love, loss, and growth, somehow completely fail to extricate themselves from each other's life. An unconventional courtship in 20 glances, Jiraiya/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,442 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by junkoholic reviews
[Complete] Sirius recieves his last letter from home. Slash, SBRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Lies by H.E. Gray reviews
It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2172 - Favs: 3,473 - Follows: 3,013 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Redefinition by Gryvon reviews
Spike/Xander. A change in Spike means a change in their relationship.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
How Almost Everyone Found Out by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
“There is a secret everyone in Konoha knows but Naruto…” [KakaIruKaka One Shot Silliness].
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Symbiosis by Monday reviews
But in the end Naruto is the host and he holds all the power. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 192 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
The Honor Guard by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
[Short PWP KakaIru Humor Attempt]. Kakashi and Iruka's relationship has somehow made it's way on to the grapevine, and the kids of Konoha want to make sure that Kakashi knows they'll make him suffer if he ever hurts their Sensei. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 159 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Falling Stars by Lucillia reviews
Everyone's heard of Dedalus Diggle's display of shooting stars in Kent. What most people don't know is why he did it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Dedalus D. - Complete
The Savior and the Scourge by Random Dispatcher reviews
Spike comes to Hogwarts to protect the Malfoy heir. He becomes fascinated with the angsty Harry Potter and the wonderful scent the teen exudes. What happens when the Scourge of Europe knocks up the Savior of the Wizarding World? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,286 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 260 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Trials Unending by faceted-mind reviews
After his return from Antarctica, Remy's trials are far from over. RemyLogan slash
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,384 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
At the Hands of the Other by The-Caitiff reviews
Summer after fifth year. Voldemort kidnaps Harry and they agree to fulfill the prophecy once and for all. What starts as a simple duel to the death gets complicated real quick.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,591 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 217 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Makeup and Ketchup by Zidra reviews
Itachi ran on the rooftops like there was no tomorrow, muttering soothing words towards the boy: “Whatever you do, stay far away from the light, don’t go near it, DO YOU HEAR ME SASUKE! Stay away from the light!”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
It Only Looks Like a Seppuku Pact by N. Reynolds reviews
[Story Completed] Many people write fanfiction which touched on the seppuku pact, and how the pact only retains importance as long as Ranma is willing to go through with it. Nabiki saw the contract in a new light.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Nabiki - Complete
Fluffy The CatWhoMustNotBeNamed by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry recieves a birthday gift that is by far the most useful thing he ever had. May become a series of one shots not connected by plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 159 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., OC
Pass Time by Lucifer Rosemaunt reviews
ErikRaoul slash. Haha, cookie for you. An epilogue. :oP
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,601 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Infamy by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/26/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 159 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Nicknames by Cyberwolf reviews
Naruto may come to regret introducing Sai to Team Gai. Or he might not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
Outclassed by WinterOfOurDiscontent reviews
Hatake Kakashi is a jounin. Umino Iruka is only a chuunin. But this time, Kakashi's outclassed. KakaIru, shonenai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,823 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Woo Me With Words by Brynhild GoUrL reviews
Spander Slash Warning. Bs7, WIP. Xander finds out that someone's been writing love poems to him, but who? Runs rather close to canon, and there's a poem with each part.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,794 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Xander H., Spike
One Question by feigningclemency reviews
When Ryou asks Bakura an important question, Bakura doesn't pay attention to his light. But when Ryou gets himself into a situation he can't get himself out of, Bakura realizes how much his answer actually meant.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Hate and a Stolen Dream by Monday reviews
In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 160 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Family by Zidra reviews
Nobody knew of his talent. And neither did he care. It was something only he had only he could do. Nobody could take that away from him. Nobody could copy it, or steal it. It was his. Only his. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
20truths: Naruto and Kurenai by Cyberwolf reviews
Naruto's always been fascinated by red eyes. [requestfic, 20truths]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Iruka the Amazing Chuunin by Hyper Guyver reviews
The only time Iruka ever stopped at a bar after a stressful day of teaching and inadvertantly finds himself in a bizarre relationship with Konoha's resident snake ninja Anko. IrukaxAnko
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Iruka U., Anko M.
Demons of Konoha by Zidra reviews
“No. I was never a demon and never will be one unless you people influence me to become one.” Naruto spoke again. “It is not I who was the demon. It was you.” Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 118 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Chained to You by Moonchild0405 reviews
A mad fairy's scheme to melt the ice heart of Sesshoumaru, and poor Kagome is caught in the middle. Now she is chained to Sesshoumaru and the only thing that can break it is for the heart of ice to melt
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,987 - Reviews: 1876 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Psychosis by Letta reviews
After being captured by Orochimaru, Naruto's unsettling presence affects those around him. Noncrack. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Naruto U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
The Value of Knocking by Streetwise reviews
OneShot. Deidara notices a habit of Kisame and Itachi. KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Illusions of Nightmares by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*ItaNaru, hints of SasuNaru, One-Shot* After three years, Sasuke returns to Konoha, only to find that the worst nightmares are what you once called normality.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
On the Wings of Magic by Bil reviews
Complete. AU sixth year, post OotP. Harry understands some hard truths, Minerva and Severus are drawn in. Not HBP compliant. Hero!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. HP, MM, SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,071 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Silver Pard reviews
Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 281 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
BECAUSE HE'S MY REMUS AND YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM! by lilJunebug reviews
Remus gets captured by a muggle dog pound on the full moon.Don't worry he took his wolfsbane potion. Then Tonks shows up. This story is funny and romantic. Please R&R. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/3/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
SoulBound Ball by Grasshopper-chan reviews
SLASH! Dumbledore is at it again. He has found yet another way to cause chaos and mischief within the Hogwarts walls. This time, it involves an ancient mirror, soul mates, ballroom dancing, and Fawkes in human form. Can Harry survive the ordeal?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,412 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 230 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Harry P., Fawkes - Complete
Keeping Score by MeeLee reviews
[Drabble] Umino Iruka only ever made twenty–three kills throughout his ninja career. [Yaoi, KakaIru.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Through Stitches by firefly reviews
A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
The Chosen One by Kilonji reviews
Of course Zaraki's choice of a vice captain wasn't immediately accepted.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/23/2006 - G.S. Yamamoto, Yachiru K. - Complete
Impressions by Isolde1 reviews
Hatake Kakashi had the distinctly annoying habit of always being right. [KakaIru]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 177 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Where Mercy Died by Nightjar reviews
This is the place where mercy died. [Gen] [OneShot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 3,580 - Follows: 539 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Stick by AbstractConcept reviews
After the war, Severus goes looking for peace. Harry goes looking for Severus. Severus finds strength in himself, but will he also learn to bend?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Sanity by SilverWolf7007 reviews
I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous. Seamus Finnigan.' In which Harry's mental state is discussed. Relentlessly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 2,807 - Follows: 403 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts by opalish reviews
Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 159 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
What Fools by RainOwl reviews
Sometimes Naruto scowls . . . Oneshot, no coupling.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Complete
Growing Pains by frk-werewolf reviews
While out for a stroll, Spike encouters a demon that decides Spike needs to grow up. Warning: Slash Spander, for livejournal's fallforsx
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,767 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
Gambit by Harmony Bites reviews
One shot. Ron plays chess with Harry while contemplating ruthless choices. Warning: HBP spoilers and if you hate Snape, neither this fic nor author will be to your liking.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Masquerade by Phantomsgirl04 reviews
At a celebratory Halloween ball, unlikely companions discover more in common than just the battle scars…this is AU. HBP ignored Oneshot for Halloween.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,372 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lists by Mako3 reviews
Naruto and Kakashi work through some issues with lists. Shounenai, but blink and you'll miss it. Spoilers for anime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Ugly Truth by Monday reviews
The tale of a boy and a dragon. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Silent Spectre by Obsidian Dagger reviews
Seventeen year old Harry Potter is abducted, beaten, and thrown back in time with wounds that can't be healed. Hiding in the maze of underworld secret passages, he tries to remain hidden while he researches how to heal himself, and how to get home. Distur
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,197 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Touch Me Not by Anaphalis reviews
Miroku. Kagome. “In class we had these plants touch me nots. If you even brush them, the leaves they curl up in on themselves. Don’t leave anything to reach.” One Shot.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Kagome H., Miroku - Complete
Lupines and Lilies by Nightjar reviews
Slash 'So what’s your favourite flower, kid' 'Lupin… Lily… Lupin… Lily…' Voldemort’s dead and the war’s over, but at what price? Post Hogwarts EmelanHarry Potter Xover Features Insane!Harry HarryBriar, Past HarryBlaise
Crossover - Harry Potter & Circle of Magic - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,864 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/19/2005 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
The Potter Song by Anakin McFly reviews
The Harry Potter version of The Llama Song.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Stack of Cards by Monday reviews
Family means... In which Harry learns the difference between a family and the people you live with. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Inside Jokes by Sorrel reviews
Xander Harris rediscovers The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Spike's the only one who gets his jokes. Who knew spring cleaning could be so effective? Spike-Xander SLASH.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Xander H., Spike
Crumbling Pedestal by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPSS- Harry's date with Voldemort at the conclusion of the Triwizard tournament didn't go quite as planned. Fate steps in with a 'unique' opportunity, offering Harry the chance to live and mature in the past. For a while, anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 179,530 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 2,576 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Funny by Nightjar reviews
Everything they ever did was funny... Except for the things that weren't." [MWPP-era] [One-Shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Pygmalion Tale by jemisard reviews
A tale of a dwarf who made the only true beauty. Is movie based, not AU, though may seem so at first. Mild slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Darth Voldemort by The Itch reviews
After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 144 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Konoha's sunshine by chibified kitsunes reviews
What if Naruto died fighting Sasuke? How would everyone react? A one shot of my take on the reactions of those closest to Naruto. Spoilers for ch 235 of the manga. warnings: character death, crying, author angst [one shot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 108 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Naruto U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hunter Hunted by Brishen reviews
Tsunade gets sick and the replacement paperpusher causes potentially lethal trouble for Kakashi, luckily Iruka is there to save the day, showing he's not quite as goodygoody as thought. Shonenai IrukaKakashi mentions SasuNaru and NejiLee [finished]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Hidden Village Ninja Academy by Faraway4today reviews
[AU] Naruto had been forced to enroll in the Ninja Academy. He wanted to eat ramen and sleep. Instead he got hounded by weirdoes, ditched by his team and tortured by perverts. Not the best first impression.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,264 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 5/20/2004
To Tell a Hawk From a Handsaw by N. Reynolds reviews
[Story Completed] Ranma realizes how messed up his life is, and comes up with a plan. Ranma pretends to be mad in order to outmaneuver his "friends" and "family." Insanity inspired by Hamlet, with influences from unpopular culture. FINAL CHAPTER POSTED!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,644 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 5/15/2002 - Complete
Dear Sir or Madam by Newly reviews
Tired of watching issues not quite address themselves, Iruka opens an anonymous advice column. As chuunins, his former students find love more troublesome than missions… A story told through letter correspondence. SakuSasuNaruHinaShikaInoNejiTenKakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 7/18/2004
The Harry Potter Magical Creatures Dateline by Loki Mischeif-Maker reviews
Armed with a copy of "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" I set out to parody some of the more ridiculous Harry Potter pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/10/2004 - Published: 5/18/2004
Twining Transformations by Regal Baring reviews
When forced to take a botched potion of Neville's, Harry is transformed into his animagus state for 6 months. Now he has to stay with Snape, and finds out more about himself and his enemy than he ever realized. (Sexual content, HP SS pairing)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,738 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 6/1/2004 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Ghosts by ntamara reviews
COMPLETE The Shrieking Shack was rumoured to be haunted. Then, after a prank went awry, that was no longer a rumour. HPSS Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,655 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerors Balls by C.T.Thomas reviews
What if Harry Potter was really REALLY flamboyantly gay? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,964 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 4/7/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
A Fallen Angel by chibi Tenshi san reviews
Severus Snape always thought that Harry Potter led a glamorous life. But he was proved wrong when all he found was a broken child. Sparks fly as he took him under his wing, bringing their relationship to a whole new level. Another Snape-meet-Dursleys stor
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,725 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 9/13/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Fetters by Honesty reviews
Abandoned WIP. AU sequel to The Hobbit. Instead of paying for the Mirkwood Elves' help in gold, Thorin gives them slaves, among them the young Gimli. Gimli is assigned to serve Legolas. Things ensue. Eventually L/G slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,671 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/27/2003 - Published: 3/9/2003 - Legolas, Gimli
A Kneazle named Sex by oOwth reviews
When you go to Hogwarts, you usually get an owl, a rat, acat, a toad, or something simple like that. But I didn't want to be simple. I got a Kneazle and I decided to name mine Sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/15/2003 - Published: 2/21/2003
Trapped in an Untenable Position by N. Reynolds reviews
[Story Completed] My first "Ranma gets fed up and fixes it." Not a romantic matchup.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/15/2002 - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 2,131 - Follows: 192 - Published: 1/8/2002
Slytherins Are Sexier by morrigan reviews
Sorting Hat song spoof. Utterly unworthy of me. Pushing back the boundaries of stupidity in fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/16/2000
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