Lo. My name is Karasu Kagami-obviously.
I shall not be providing you with any other names i may lay claim too.
Nor my age (lets just say i'm older than i act, but younger then most guess).
Or gender (dispite how obvious THAT is).
I am EXPECIALLY not giving any info on where to find/contact me.
I figure my e-mail and country are enough.
I don't really know what to write here. So...yeah...the general stuff...
-Sweets/such as candy, cake and pocky. Also, cheese.
-small/baby animals...unless they're slimey. Snakes, Mice, Puppies, all good. Slimey? No.
-manga and books of fiction. Also (obviously) fanfiction!
-music (Im gonna be vague on this one. Mostly to be lazy. But also to come off as 'mysterious'...i wonder if its working...)
-and...YAOI!! (Im one of the strong believers that all the 'good' guys are taken, gay or fictional.)
-people (persons are okay in general. its the crowds i loathe.)
-spiders (And i have a button saying as much! =D)
-EARWIGS and CENTIPEDES (Runs away screaming) are my own personal nightmare come true.
-getting wet (except showers which are both nice and necessary. I also love hot tubs and Jacuzzi.
My Hobbies are:
-Sleeping (I dont waste daylight-i sleep through it!)
-Doodling (Which no one (except Naya, Mizu and Suki) will -ever- see. Xp)
-Music (VAUGE! Am i 'mysterious' yet?)
-and reading YAOI!! (cackles maniacally)
Erm...yeah...i wonder if anyone reads this...
I'll probably change this later...again. Xp
Life is too short and too shitty to care about the dos and don'ts of social expectations. ~Dean, Carpe Diem by Castalie
"I have the world's best gaydar! I can always find the gay man in a room - the only problem is he's usually the only one I actually like."
"Be the kind of 'woman' that when your feet hit the floor, each morning, the devil says, 'Oh crap, she's up!'"
Once when I was young and true,
"I've learned that, in every story, there is a big, bad something. An evil force that, no matter the size, corrupts the world of the story, and tries its best to destroy the hero. A wolf, a witch, a giant, a dragon, a knight... or an idea, a desire, a temptation... or even...a book."- Lullaby
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO!! What a ride!"
"Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals." -Agnes Repplier
"Desire knows no logic; evil needs no reason."—Harris Tuttle
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time. -Unknown
"I had a dream, last night, that I was eating a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone."
"I took my parents back to the airport today. They leave tomorrow." —Margaret Smith
"You know you've read to many fanfic's when...you start thinking of the slashyness of your brother and his best friend."
"Much pervertedness I sense in you. Deeply dissatisfied and confused with your gender you are, old grasshopper," Jiraiya fell down in shock hearing the weird genin talk like that to him, as the genin walked away hunched down and holding a cane, covered in those weird robes, while Orochimaru and Tsunade howled in laughter in the background.-Super power shoppin, a Naruto fic
"Give a bloke a snog and he thinks all’s forgiven. Well, you’re wrong. It’ll take two snogs."
"Is it really manipulation when I tell you up front what I am wanting?"
"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."-George Bernard Shaw
"Albus Dumbledore is a genius." Bill says pompously.
"It is a fine line between madness and genius." Kingsley says blandly.
"And Albus is that line." Tonks folds her arms smugly.
Bill concedes the point. "Well probably, but back to the topic at hand. What was the prophecy?"
She sighs and clears her throat. "You will be bitten by a rabid rabbit and die. You will be resurrected by a master necromancer and be possessed by the spirit of a succubus, your fate will be to mate with the transfigured zombie of your grandmother. You shall conceive a demigod that shall destroy the world in the apocalypse."
-When Masks Break, H.P. fic
NOTICE: Sexual harasment in this area will NOT be reported. It will however be "GRADED".-fake warning sign
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - Unknown
It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.-Mark Twain
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they are when you kill them.
Embrace the total dork in yourself. Life is too short to be cool.
"Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone."
"My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was god and I didn't."
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me! So tie me up and throw me down, and show me that you ~like~ me!
"1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea."
Really, when telling someone they should think outside the box, they should include warnings about your brain rolling into the gutter and down a storm-drain.
Madness is like gravity, all you need is a little push...
-Joker, The Dark Knight (movie)
"The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim."
"If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door."
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
"In three words, I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on."
"A good marriage is between a deaf man and a blind woman."
"The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret."
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. By then it was too late."
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. - Douglas Adams
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
"Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people."
"Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not even trying."
(Sign shown in a non-smoking zone) "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
"Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time."
"One guy had his right thumb trademarked. Now the police will actually have to pay him if he ever has to give a thumb print."
"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose."
"I've always wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming!"
(After taking a drink from a mug) "This would taste a lot better if there was actually something in this cup."
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
"The word 'Politics' is derived from the word 'Poly', meaning 'Many', and 'Ticks', meaning 'Blood sucking parasites'."
"This," Tawny began, pointing to Jaq. "Is Spicerella. This witch is crazy."
The Evening Star Prince looked confused for a moment, then rallied.
"Come now, Scouts. The combined forces of good will always triumph over evil! I you believe –"
"Don’t talk to us about evil, tell us about crazy!" Rose squealed. "Does good always triumph over crazy?!"
"Er . . . Scouts, you are the holders of the power of the Star Cryst – "
"We’re not just talking regular crazy!" Cherry piped up. "We’re talking ‘phone starts ringing: CUJO' crazy!"
The Evening Star Prince blinked a few more times, and then looked over at Jaq. The witch he knew as Spicerella gave him a long, head to toe look and pursed her lips thoughtfully.
"So . . . . that’s your whole deal?" She said doubtfully. "You just show up and give a pep talk and that makes things all better?"
The Evening Star Prince drew himself up to his full height.
"Make no mistake, Spicerella; the Crystal Star Scouts have the power to defeat you!"
"No, they don’t." There was no adamant denial; Jaq simply stated a fact. "In fact, if I were them, I’d kick your ass for encouraging them into dangerous battles they aren’t sure they have the stamina for. If I were them, I’d be highly suspicious of your motives, ‘Evening Star Prince’. It would occur to me to wonder what kind of a guy follows three girls in obscenely short skirts, encourages them to fight, but never does so himself."
A look that said: ‘Hey . . . yeah!’ crossed the Star Scouts features and they turned suspicious glares to the masked youth.
-That's Jack with a 'Q', a Xiaolin Showdow fic
"Before I married Ms. Right, I didn't realize her first name was 'Always'."
"Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go."
"There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead."
"I love him, o yes I do. He's for me and not for you. And if by chance you take my place, I'll take my fist and smash your face!"
"Consider, friend, as you pass by, as you are now, so once was I. As I am now, you too shall be. Prepare, therefore, to follow me."
– Scottish tombstone epitaph
"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."
"When you're a fat little kid, there are no more see saws. Only catapults."
"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses and all the kings' men, ate scrambled eggs for 2 weeks."
"Solutions are not the answer."
"Permitted vehicles not allowed."
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
"Procrastinate now. Don't put it off."
"I'd kill for a Nobel peace prize."
"Borrow money from pessimists... they don't expect it back."
"My history teacher is the type of person who is always kind, never raises his voice, and always wears a smile. There's just something about that smile though that tells everyone that sets sights on him that he has a collection of corpses in his basement that he's planning to turn into human sausages."
"This, I think, will need a rather lovely blend of violence and subtly. We may even need extreme explosives."
"It's not my fault inanimate objects wish to pummel me to death."
"There's something impossibly disturbing about the fact that I am the result of my parents doing the dirty."
There are no rules in a fight. Honor is just another word for stupid and the only unfair advantage is the one the other guy has.
"In ancient times, cats were worshiped as gods. They have not forgotten this."
"That’s the problem, everybody just assumes. Just because I’m a Black – you better take your children inside, here he comes! The monster, the madman! You know how that is. He’s gonna take your life and fuck your wife," he chanted, sing-song. "Get the torches and pitchforks, men, light up the night! But I don’t need to spell it out for you; you know how that is. You’re the real monster."-'Hell Hath No Fury', fic by 'Junkoholic'
"That’s not what I mean and you know it." "All right. I’m sorry. Are you happy? We’re still in the same situation but at least you have your pride back."
He knows it is better to be on the winning side then to not even know you have lost.
"And remember, me buckos - pillage BEFORE you burn!"
"Memory isn't like reading a book; it's more like writing a book from fragmentary notes." – John F. Kihlstrom
"I am fearless in the face of death. Permanent impairment makes me a little wary."-'At the Hands of the Other', fic by 'The-Caitiff'
"I smoke... but only when im on fire."
Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear. ~Lemony Snicket
"You're insane, Gai. And now you're infecting the next generation."-Stray Leaves, fic
Haikus are easy
If you let people know that you're human, then they'll expect it of you all of the time.
If you want to live an interesting life, you're going to spend half of it being terrified. -Mary Hollinshead
'I'm no leader. I do what I have to do…sometimes people come with me.'
Judge me all you want, just keep the verdict to yourself. -From a Winston advertisement
Sure, God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.-Author Unknown
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. -C.S. Lewis
The essence of pleasure is spontaneity. -Germaine Greer
‘Those shooting at you are the enemy. Shoot them.’
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.
A true friend stabs you in the front
There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficent methods.
I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.
"Auntie Em: Hate you; hate Kansas, taking the dog." - Dorothy
Ignoring bullshit is wrong, bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
If you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with bullshit.
Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery
"We're America! Don't mess with the nation that needs medication!"
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Any military leader who thought suicide was the answer deserved to be questioned, frequently and often.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" . . . until you can find a rock.
Forecast for tonight: dark.
I don't get even, I get odder.
Jesus loves you! But everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Spandex: A privilege, not a right.
At a nudist wedding everyone can see who the best man is.
Caution: I know karate...and six other Chinese words.
Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.
Never visit a doctor who can't keep her office plants alive.
Dear God, please if you get me out of this shit I'll never watch Internet porn again. Okay, okay, I can't lie to you God, I'll still watch Internet porn, but I swear I'll pay for it. And I'm sorry I said shit. Amen.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
Vegetarians taste better.
I bet I can stop gambling.
Horn broken: watch for Finger!
I have the Body of a god...Buddha...
Right now I've got amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want
But you better not take it from me!"
"Okay. But if it starts to go wrong…""I’m out of there. You won’t see me for dust. And that’s – that’s a troubling turn of phrase for a vampire."-Spike, Buffy the Vampire fic
"I want him dead," Sylarana said. "You can’t." said Harry wearily. That would make me hurt worse." "I know," said Sylarana. "I did not promise that I was going to kill him. I promised that I wish to."-unknown H.P. fic (cant remember >
This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. THIS IS AN EX-PARROT.
"Wrong. I’m not locked up in here with you. You’re locked up in here with me." – A line spoken by Rorschach in Alan Moore’s Watchmen.
Let me bring you up to speed. We know nothing. You are now up to speed.
"You were martyred?" "That's one way of putting it. Another way of putting it would be to say that I was bludgeoned to death by huge fucking rock
"Shy Introvert. Please say Hi."-button
"Do you really need a bottle to give you permission for that?"
"I have an understanding with those that matter. I don't need it from anyone else."
"If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression."
"He’s not stupid. He’s been possessed by retarded ghost."
Oh, all hail our broken down junk pile of our leader!-Starscream, 'Transformors: Revenge of the Fallen' Movie
Without really thinking about what he was doing, Jack lifted his foot for the next stride, but instead of planting it on the floor, he jammed the treads of his bondage boots into the chain link and kicked up. The next step he was able to jam the other foot into the opposite panel of chain link and kick himself higher. As the cop gawked, their quarry ran up the chain link panels, grasped the bottom of the access catwalk a full story above the dance floor and flip himself over it as neatly as if the whole stunt had been choreographed. A few people on the dance floor burst into applause.-Wasted Youth, Xioalin Showdown fanfic
"I’ve always found the moon a perfect target. To high to hit to big to miss."
I'm a cute puppy, so rub my tummy, or I'll bite your knees.
"I don’t know what their problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce."
Never explain—your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.-Elbert Hubbard
Now's the best time to say "Gee, Mr. Lancer, I had no idea being a teacher was so difficult."- Mr. Lancer
Don’t consider your reputation and you may do anything you like.
Don’t consider your reputation and you may do anything you like.
"LALALA! YOU DO THE HOKEY-POKEY, AND YOU TUNE YOUR BEST FRIEND OUT!!...LALALAAALALALALALAA! THATS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!!"
Alright then, I’m in. In the immortal words of my favorite dwarf, ‘Certainty of death, small chance of success, what are we waiting for?’
The dead cannot cry out for justice; it is a duty of the living to do so for them. Lois McMaster Bujold, Diplomatic Immunity, 2002
"Professionals are predictable; it’s the amateurs that are dangerous." (Unknown)
He blinks at the apple in his hands, thinks for a moment of knowledge and power and good and evil and takes a bite.-12 Moves Sideways, fic
I wonder if Bumblebee bleeds honey.-Sideways, 'Transformors: Revenge of the Fallen' Movie
Nobody leaves this world alive.
Proof that, once again, wizards know better.
Let this remind you why you once feared the dark.
As long as I kept moving, my grief streamed out behind me like a swimmer’s long hair in water. I knew the weight was there but it didn’t touch me. Only when I stopped did the slick, dark stuff of it come floating around my face, catching my arms and throat till I began to drown. So I didn’t stop.-Barbara Kingsolver, The Poisonwood Bible
"How long do I have to choke you before I convince you of your mortality."
"Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?"
"Once upon a time, a beautiful swan was swimming in a vast river that stretched across the land. On one bank of the river, a scorpion called to it, asking for a ride to the other side. Naturally, the swan was suspicious of the deadly arachnid, but rationalized that the scorpion would never sting the creature that showed it kindness, so the water fowl agreed to help. Halfway across the waterway, the swan felt a burning pain coursing through its body. Realizing it had been stung by the scorpion, the dying bird asks a single question as it succumbs to the excruciating pain, ‘Why?’ And as the scorpion drowns with the swan into the cold, dark water it replies? ‘Because it’s my nature.’"-The Swan and the Scorpion
Ridiculous Pick-Up Lines That Make Me Laugh=
I'm Big Brother. I've been watching you...
"Yup. I'm a god. You may show your devotion by taking off your clothes."
Fck me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to fck me?
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Are you a zoo? Because you bring the animal out in me.
Are you a magician? Because ever time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
I can sense (mental powers) that you're a terrific in bed~.
"They say nature is the greatest teacher. Wanna see what a doggy taught me?"
Your lips look so lonely; would they like to meet mine?
"If I could be anything, I’d be a tear: born in your eye, living on your cheek, and dying at your lips."
If I could reach out, and take a star for every time you’ve made me smile...I’d have the sky in the palm of my hand"
Hey I am a professional wrestler...want to learns some new moves?
"Do you have a license? Because you're driving me crazy"
"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
"You must be tired... you've been running through my mind all night."
"Are you a math major? Cause you look good from all angles!"
"Quick, I need 50 cents! My mother asked me to call her when I fell in love."
"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!"
"I may be no Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!"
"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"
I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
And i do believe thats everything ill be sharing today, but feel free to pm me if you ever wanna chat! ;)
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