Anna Diamond
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Joined 10-21-08, id: 1722571, Profile Updated: 09-03-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Bonjour!

My name is Anna and I am a university student in my early twenties.

I'm here for TWILIGHT and VAMPIRE ACADEMY and am one hundred percert TEAM EDWARD and SAVE DIMITRI all the way!

I've written two stories so far, and will admit to being a little slack when it comes to updating. I'm not very organised and Univesity tends to take over my life.

If you wanna know what's going on with my stories or my life in general then check out my twitter: http://www.twitter.com/anna_diamond :)

Just a few pet peeves I've noticed from being such a long time reader of Twilight FF:

- Please, I beg of you! No more stories inspired by that Taylor Swift song "Love Story"

- Every time someone uses the word "orb/orbs" to describe someones eyes I cringe. I mean, really!! Orbs!!11!1!!one!! -.-

- Please don't say that the vampires have skin as hard as marble. Marble is actually a very soft metamorphic rock and can be scratched with little or no effort (kids, don't try this at home. Your mum probably won't forgive you for taking her favourite kitchen knife to that lovely marble sculpture of hers). Their skin can LOOK like white marble, but it'd be much more accurate to say it was as hard as granite. Trust me on this one, I'm a geologist in the making. :)

- I will not read your story if the summary starts will "My name is Bella Swan and.." it's been done kids.

- AIM/MSN/Whatever "chat logs" - no. Just no!

- I realise that it's hard to stay original in such a populated fandom, and I mean heck.. it is FanFiction.. most of the people we write about arn't even our own characters.. I get this, really I do. But don't you think we have enough "Bella is a Geek, Edward is a Jock" "Bella goes to boarding school" "Bella was changed when Edward left in New Moon" "Bella is in a band and a vampire, plus has infinity powers" etc etc.

- People who don't use spell/grammar check, or do and obviously press "ignore" for every suggestion. I have read a story where "attracted" was repeatedly written as "attached", "clothes" were written as "close" and you're and your were mercilessly used and abused in the most inappropriate ways. Also, there is no such word as alot - it's a lot.

- Abusing the word "scream/screamed" - people use this in really weird places. -- "Oh, I'm so happy for you!" Alice screamed! -- What!? I am going to introduce you kiddies to a new word: cried! -- "Oh, I'm so happy for you!" Alice cried. -- Sounds so much less aggressive! You could scream in terror, scream in anger/frustration or scream in delight (like on a rollercoaster!) But to scream everytime you're excited? That isn't very considerate!

- People who get really aggro at you when you mention something slightly negative in the review. "Hi, great story but I think you need to consider using spell check - there are quite a few errors. :)" reply: "WELL NO ONE ASKED YOU TO READ MY STORY! People like my story so I don't care what you say!" I mean, really!

For the record I'm actually quite a nice person. :)

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A Madman's Mercy by Amethyst Jackson reviews
New Moon AU - After leaving Bella, Edward gradually loses control of his ability. When he is led to believe that she is dead, Edward cracks, leaving Bella as the only one who can pick up the pieces. Co-written with Jacyevans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,639 - Reviews: 2691 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 2,779 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Learn You Inside Out by wolfpgirl reviews
BxE All Human. She is a college student and reluctant dancer, trying to move on. He is a rebel, a new quarterback with a troubled past. Two unlikely people are brought together, but trials of the present and the darkness of their past may tear them apart
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,199 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 3,304 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ex Factor : Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward & Bella are exes. 4 years later, fate gives them a new hand by reuniting them together in their father's joint cabin, with the assistance of their clashing friends. How will it end? Hmm. *AH, OOC, A/L, Canon/Uncanon couples.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 786,765 - Reviews: 9263 - Favs: 6,924 - Follows: 3,363 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14251 - Favs: 15,288 - Follows: 8,291 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,166 - Reviews: 3114 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New Frontier by Melolabel reviews
AU,AH,BxE,OOC. Bella's a mail order bride on her way to the Nevada desert to meet her Cowboy husband-to-be. She's supposed to be everything he's looking for but what will he do when it turns out she lied? M for adult themes and future limey situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,259 - Reviews: 2325 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
She's Royal by halojones reviews
The Cullens are in Hawaii on holiday, but only Alice knows the reason why they are there-she's had a premonition that Edward would finally meet his true love. But when their meeting is ruined by unforeseen circumstances, will Alice set things right again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,148 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 2,335 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
How Dirty Boys Get Clean by luvcali76 reviews
EB. It's two days before the wedding and Bella has a plan. A two-parter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,886 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
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I Want You She's So Heavy reviews
Bella is about to have the summer of hell after hated nemisis, Edward C. accidently broke her arm at a pool party. Hillarity ensues over the summer as the two are stuck together on the carnival circuit by meddling loved ones to work out their differences.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,391 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
First Impressions reviews
Inspired by Pride and Prejudice: Regency Era England, Bella Swan leaves town to live in the country with her family where she meets the respectable Masen family, and their intolerable yet handsome son Edward. AU/All Human/BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,894 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Bella, Edward