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Top Five Total Drama Island characters: Alejandro, Courtney, Heather, Lindsay, Sierra
Bottom Five Total Drama Island characters: Beth, Ezekiel, Justin, Owen, Trent

Well, what to say? I'm a 31-year-old guy who loves Total Drama Island. Or Total Drama Action... both, I guess. Courtney is my favorite character, with or without Duncan... I love how she's a good person, or thinks herself to be a good person, at least, but is more flawed than she'd ever admit. She's one of the smartest characters, anyway. Can't take that away from her! Heather is a close second, though I am disappointed with her in Total Drama Action, where she was neither the mastermind we knew and loved from Total Drama Island (or loved to hate), but she didn't really better herself, either. Just kinda' sadly stagnated there. Despite my love of Courtney, I love Gwen too... just a bit less. Ezekiel... I have no problem with the guy, but his entire popularity seems almost entirely based on fanon. I mean, there was just so little canon to go with for the guy. He's homeschooled. He made sexist comments. He seemed to liked Bridgette. Just not a whole lot there, really.

And while I'm at it, though neither is quite my favorite character, Katie and Sadie tend to be hugely underrated by the fandom. They're sweet!

And now, something that's been bothering me more and more: the rampant anti-Courtney sentiment that seems to be the "in" thing right now. Yes, yes, she's an irredeemable monster, blah blah blah. And one person in particular lately who seems to feel a need to tell me how horrible and worthless Courtney is. I don't want to hear it. Really, when did the poor girl become the fandom's punching bag?

Worse Than Heather has not been abandoned: other things have been keeping my super busy. I've got a pretty steady outline for the story, though it's not written in stone: the person who was originally going to be eliminated second wound up leaving tenth, after all, as I felt I could get a lot more from that person than from the one actually eliminated second.

A sequel to Total Drama Chris is... happening now! It will have twenty-six all new contestants, including Nicole, possibly some other OCs who have appeared in that story, as well as a certain someone from Sparkling-nexis137's story Total Drama EEEEEEeeeeek! I'd really recommend reading that one, by the way. Very well written and fun!

On a semi-related note, I'm sure many of us have seen the trailer for Total Drama World Tour. There's something bugging me... or a couple of things, first the more minor point: where is the name "Kathie" for the new character coming from? As far as I can tell, there seems to be absolutely nothing official confirming that name. Personally, it's way too close to Katie for my tastes. Second, and I can't be the only person this is bothering, but why does everyone and her mother already hate the poor girl?! All we've seen is about five seconds or so worth of clips to give any sort of remote inkling about her. I dunno', can't we at least wait and see how she is on the show before condemning her?

I'm also working on a Stoked story which will be starring a highly underrated character from that show, which is going very slowly at the moment. Kelly needs love!

Also possible--possible, mind you--a story of the "Total Drama Island from another character's point of view"-type story... specifically, Lindsay's. It's slow going right now, but still chugging along.

I'm also obsessed with The Price is Right, but that tends not to create good fan fiction, so... yeah. Then again, I know we all want to see that epic tale where the mountain climber hooks up with his secret X... tee hee.

Total Drama Chris Sequel!

It's coming! It'll come out sometime after Total Drama Chris ends, and may be titled Total Drama Alphabet. That title will make more sense later on. It's going to involve twenty-five all-new contestants, competing for a chance at a million dollars. It's also going to have a couple of "new" co-hosts. What will this mean? Well, have to wait and see, I guess!

Listed below are all of the twenty-five new contestants that will be competing in Total Drama Alphabet. Including some that you've actually seen before in Total Drama Chris. Also, despite some similar and even identical stereotypes to the old cast, none of these characters are clones of them. Everyone's got something new to offer, even if some of them are, admittedly, largely planned as cannon fodder.

The Contestants

Alistair, the Upper-Class Snob
the Big Dumb Guy
the Ex-Slut
the Mary Sue
the Murderer
the Oblivious Hottie
the Super-Powered Blind Guy
the Nice Guy
Isis, the Bubbly Bully
the Hardcore Activist
the Intelligent Sweetie
the Deadly Serious Guy
Mallory, the Error
the Level-Headed Lesbian
the Genki Girl
the Sex Addict
the Quiet Guy
the Queen Bee
the A-Type
the Over-the-Top Villain
the Army Enthusiast
the Depressed Loser
the Know-It-All
the Stalker
the Backwoods Bumpkin
the Cannon Fodder

The Interns

Alexis, the Saccharine
the Cheerful Reporter, created by Reading10
the Singing Prankster, created by musicaltheatregirl-dxc4eva
the Gambler, created by Sparkling-nexis137
the Eager Sweetheart, created by Kelsica2
the Competitive One, created by Realityshowfan
the Hardened Girl


Total Sibling Rivalry, by Kelsica2: If I may be so bold, the best story here. Or at least the best Total Drama story here. Twelve of the contestants return for a second season, along with sixteen of their siblings, some of the best original characters to grace a story! Including Grace herself, Trent's sister. And Marilee, Geoff's sister, and Keith, Bridgette's brother, and a whole bunch of other siblings to the other characters! Characters one has to fall in love with! And the story's hilarious, to boot! The fourth wall ain't the strongest here!

Total Drama EEEEEEeeeeek!, by Sparkling-nexis137: This is the "starring you" story other starring you stories wish they could be. Eighteen (sort of) characters created by the readers compete, but this is far from a shallow "cheap way to get more reviews" dealie here: the author strives to create a legitimately wonderful story in the process and really cares for everyone's characters while advancing the plot, and even gets all the old campers involved in the goings-on, with Izzy and Gwen hosting! Meet the studly Jacob, stalker Harley, logical Katrina, helpful Tory, and a slew of other fun people competing in the most dramatic story of the sort yet! Sparkling, you're a whole lot better than you give yourself credit for, and deserve more than a little promoting!

Total Drama Again, by CamperThirteen: Another of the dreaded "starring you"-type stories, but it's just more proof that not only can they be done well, but I don't even have a character in there and it's still awesome! Meet the bossy Olivia, blunt Jessica, gossip girl Laura, gamer River, and plenty of others as they face certain discomfort with Chris' sadistic challenges. All of the characters are wonderfully handled, and there's plenty of possible romance afoot!

Going for the Dough, by Angel360-Devil0: It's Total Drama Action, but with a twist! Technically the third in the series, basically following the show but with an extra character, Julie, thrown in, a generally nice girl who loves the show, but has some problems this time around. The first in the series was good, and the second essentially was to set up for this one, with Julie competing in Total Drama Action, and a trio of fun extras with Tawny, Blaire, and Chase, helping out... not to mention a fun subplot involving Courtney's whole involvement in the mess!

Finding Jelly Losing Clothes, by musicaltheatergirl-dxc4eva: Sure, Duncan and Courtney stories are a dime a dozen, but this one truly works wonderfully. Duncan and Courtney are both perfectly in character, as well as the supporting players, and it still comes off as a genuinely sweet, funny, and believable story while it lasts, fitting seemingly seamlessly between the events of "Who Can You Trust" and "Basic Straining."

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Total Duncan Island by leopharry reviews
Duncan's point of view for the entirety of TDI.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 217,391 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Complete
TDC2: Total Drama Battlegrounds by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
Sequel to "Total Drama Comeback." Back from the dead, with 33% more pony! With forty-four contestants this season, veterans and originals, it makes for one crowded, wild ride! As the contestants are stuck on an RV road trip, the drama comes to a fervent pitch, as well as the conclusion to the love triangle of Anita-Cody-Eva.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 513,296 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Total Drama Alphabetized by Haters Go To Heaven reviews
26 contestants vie to win one million dollars using whatever it takes! The twist this season is that each contestant's name starts with one letter of the alphabet! Day 3 ends and the Chris-tmas joy ends as another camper is sent with a load of coal!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,982 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010
Total Drama Galore by elephantburch reviews
48 contestants, one sadistic host, a whole lot of drama! These campers will face heart break, physical pain, and national humiliation. Ch 5: racing down a mountain proves to quite dangerous, yet hilarious.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,768 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Chris M.
TDL1: Total Drama Letterz by cragmiteblaster reviews
Dedicated to Frank15. Chris is back for another season and so are twenty six brand new alphabetical OC's. Will Barney find pirate treasure? Will Spider ever get well? Will Lavender prove cheerleaders aren't dumb? Will Kasimar ever lose? Read to find out!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 569,401 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet - Complete
Total Sibling Rivalry by Kelsica2 reviews
12 campers and their siblings compete for half a million dollars in TSR! Day 21: Okay,this is just weird. You're gonna have to read to find out what happens in this episode of TOTAL SIBLING RIVALRY!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 267,075 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 11/22/2008
TDWT: Reducks Redux by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
In this requested redux of TDWT, things are quite different and more insane! Currently in Yukon, where the ship teasing heats up the frozen zone! But how much tease can you take? How much cold can they hold up to? Get ready, because it's sledding time!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 85,986 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Lindsay, Chef Hatchet
A Chaotic First Day by KelsIsVictorious reviews
-Sequel to Cheater, Cheater?- Beck's sister arrives at Hollywood Arts, and Tori jumps through hoops to make amends with her. Meanwhile, the others do volunteer work to get out of class. Is risking being scalped really work it?
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Tori V., Beck O. - Complete
Cheater, Cheater? by Kelsica2 reviews
-Like an actual episode- When Tori sees an interesting text on Beck's phone, does she sense something's not right? With Robbie's help, she'll find out who sent the text and put a stop to her! And what's under Cat's shirt? SEQUEL ON NEW ACCOUNT
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,924 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Tori V., Beck O. - Complete
Courtney vs The World by strayphoenix reviews
Post TDA, Duncan's reality TV fame has re-sparked the interest of several of his ex-girlfriends. So Courtney takes it upon herself to set the record straight, by ANY means necessary. NO ONE messes with HER bad boy. Starring other TDA castmates
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,360 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
The Horrors of Kindergarten by can't think reviews
No, not scary, lol. Heather starts kindergarten & the other campers are in her class. Heather's actually...nice. Everyone else? Well, you'll see. Also contains Chef and Chris! SPOILER IN CH. 6.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,778 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Heather - Complete
The Machine by The Lighthouse reviews
There is what people refer to as a reality call. Courtney has had two so far. But she got past it, convinced herself those feelings weren't real. On her third one, she finally listened. DxC. Set during TDA. Slight AU; what if…? story DISCONTINUED
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,559 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Courtney, Duncan
Total Drama EEEEEEeeeeek! by Sparkling-nexis137 reviews
A contest is being held. Eighteen contestants will compete in some of the most frightening challenges imagined for the grand prize, and you won't believe who's hosting it. X3
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,859 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Izzy, Gwen
Trent and Lindsay's Sleepover by GoldiLocksHana reviews
LXT, GXT, takes place during Total Drama Island at the hotel once they've been kicked off the show. Lindsay and Trent hang out and talk life before the show.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Trent, Lindsay - Complete
Violet Hill by Demon-Something reviews
There's been a death of...of someone special to me. And now, I feel as if that person's rejected me. Believe me, there's nothing worse. And I may just feel that for the rest of my life.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Geoff, Courtney - Complete
It Broke? by Cookies94 reviews
Lindsay tries to tell if she is pregnant or not after a condom breaks.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Lindsay, Tyler - Complete
TDA Mole by katherined reviews
The game of the Mole TDI Style. Rated k plus for language.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,498 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Courtney's Story by sKetchdiva reviews
You may be wondering about the title. Don't freat - you'll figure it out soon enough. This story is about Geoff and Bridgette, and what will happen if one has to live without the other...forever.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Bridgette, Geoff - Complete
Finding Jelly Losing Clothes by musicaltheatregirl-dxc4eva reviews
Ok... the title may sound dirty, but the story totally isn't. My first TDI story. Rated T for mild swearing. Anyway major DxC, with minor GxB and GxT. Please R&R.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,103 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Total Drama Comeback by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
The original 22 contestants are back on Wawanakwa for another season. Who will win? What new friendships and love interests will form? Can Ezekiel survive, and will Izzy find the jellybean smuggler? Completed, official pairings and more.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 375,353 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Ezekiel, Izzy - Complete
In It to Win It? by Angel360-Devil0 reviews
First in the Twisted Dramas series. An interpretation of TDI...with a twist! You'll have to read it to find out what the twist is! Review, flames allowed.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 94,842 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
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Total Drama Alphabet reviews
Twenty-six new contestants-one for each letter of the alphabet-are competing in the sequel to Total Drama Chris. Day 12 has ended: everyone's had their fun at Izzy's amusement park, but who's had enough? And who is the eleventh person voted out?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 203,215 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Izzy, Bridgette
Are You a Bland Enough Dude to Rescue Heather? reviews
Alejandro has kidnapped Heather for what she did to him. Now it's up to Noah to venture forth and save her from Al's evil clutches! For The Total Drama Fanfiction Exchange 2.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Noah, Izzy - Complete
Total Drama Fan Faves reviews
Chris is busy hosting hundreds of different seasons, so Bridgette, Blaineley, and Geoff are hosting a new season with all of your favorite characters from others' stories! Day 1 has started: read on to see if your character has made it in!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,080 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Blaineley, Bridgette
Total Drama Chris reviews
A year after Total Drama Island, Chris has the 22 contestants return for more horrible challenges. Heather struggles with her past misdeeds, Lindsay struggles not to be stupid, and a lot more involving your favorite campers in a new season of the show!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 421,341 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Lindsay, Heather - Complete
More Than Skin Deep reviews
Lindsay had all the money, and beautiful to boot, so why would she sign up for the torture of Total Drama Island? Is she stupid, or is there more going on beyond that vacant stare? Experience the show from the perspective of our favorite brainless beauty.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Lindsay
Heather's Pain reviews
A 100-word drabble on Heather's pain.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Heather - Complete
Worse Than Heather reviews
Sometime after Total Drama Action, Courtney is back at school, still smitten with Duncan, but Gwen transfers to the school, and Courtney is infuriated! Can she get over it? Has Courtney found a pawn of her own to help against Gwen? Minor DxC. ON HIATUS.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,819 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Courtney, Gwen