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by pearberry14 reviews
Random one-shots that pop into my head when I'm bored. Lots of randomness ensues!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 7,143 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Jacob, Paul
The Road To Love
by 528491 Arthur reviews
A love story between Arthur and Ariadne. With lots of obstacles in the way, will they manage to beat the odds and survive, especially when there's a baby on the way?
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 36 - Words: 22,874 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur
by Rakaziel reviews
A little what-if parody of Watchmen. It should ne noted that I liked Watchmen and this is all in good fun.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Adrian V./Ozymandias, Jonathan O./Doctor Manhattan
Singing and Starbucks
by luci bee reviews
A One-shot fic where Eames decides to get on Arthur and Cobbs nerves...chaos follows.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
THE CULLENS and Bella GO ON MSN!
by lolthebest1 reviews
Loads of Arguements happen when the Cullen Kids and Bella decided to chat On Msn. With some really bizarre nicknames E.G SEXYBEAST this is really quite funny! I spent ages writing it.... so I hope it's OK!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
by Savari07 reviews
An Arthur and Ariadne pairing fic. Saito is found comatose several months after the Fischer job, victim to a concept known as Eradication. Fearing he was targeted because of Inception, the rest of the team prepares to hunt down his attacker.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,340 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne
by Voldemort's Spawn reviews
Eames is goofing off and finds something unexpected: A site called Fanfiction and it has stories... about them.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Complete
by Golumfryingeggs reviews
Rorschach is not invited to a meeting and gets a little... paranoid. Inspiration from a piece of fan art I found on Deviant Art. Credit goes to Chemartist and her 'End is Nigh' for being so funny!
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach
Other Rangers: Rorschach
by JJ Rust reviews
A series of planned one shots featuring different fictional characters as Power Rangers. First up, what if a teenage Rorschach was a Power Ranger? Rorschach is in character in this one.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
A Matter of Choice
by 1note reviews
Mythbusters fic starring everybody's favorite crash test dummy! Buster POV.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
He Was A Quiet Man
by Estora reviews
The one thing Charlie Swan regretted the most was that he never got to see his little girl grow up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
by queenbellaloca reviews
The Cullen Clan like you've never seen them before. Warning: Extremely OOC. Gratuitous use of knitting, drugs, and pwning. You've been warned. Emmett/Jasper slash. Other fun pairings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,518 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
Let's Go Boating!
by SoneAnna reviews
Sparkle Boy and Bella go out for some sea-way adventures. ONLY TO MEET SUDDEN DOOM.
Crossover - Twilight & Jaws - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward - Complete
Watching the Watchmen
by Victorian Beauty reviews
Continuing with Moore’s concept of taking superheroes and putting them in the real world, I’ve gone one step forward and brought The Watchmen into the real world. Here, they attend their own movie premiere. Chaos ensues.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Adrian V./Ozymandias, Edward B./The Comedian - Complete
The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show!
by The Dawn Is Breaking reviews
Sick and tired of Bella tripping over empty air, and Alice doing nothing but shop? Wouldn't you rather see Jacob dance on the coffee table half-naked, and Mike being pelted with tomatoes? The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show is for you! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 54,457 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Renegade Characters
by browniechadowes reviews
Stephenie gets a little annoyed when her characters try to alter/comment on her novel, Twilight. Rated M for language mainly due in part to Jessica's inner dialogue
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 23,901 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Why You Don't Watch The Watchman
by Freya Sacksen reviews
With the onset of the movie, 1985 has suffered a sudden incursion of Mary-Sues. How do our heroes respond? With typical violence, of course.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Complete
In the End
by 1note reviews
Post Watchmen movie. The two Bernards encounter Death.
Crossover - Discworld & Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Why Are We Watching The Watchmen?
by Roxius reviews
A series of Watchmen-related humorous drabbles I've come up with. There'll be parodies, actual one-shots, and other stuff. There's song parodies, too. Please R & R!
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 15,531 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Jonathan O./Doctor Manhattan
50 Things To Do When You're Bored
by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3212 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Breath and Skin
by 1note reviews
Rorschach/OC. Our favorite antihero meets a volunteer nurse who gradually reawakens the humanity he had long forgotten.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,191 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, OC - Complete
by This Pen Name Has 0 Numbers reviews
Nite Owl makes a slight miscalculation that jeopardizes the flight to Veidt's compound. Rorschach is not amused. Oneshot. Please R&R
Watchmen - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
twilight, the novelwell, a parody of it
by slavetomyownwill reviews
I'd never given much thought to how I would die-though I'd had reason enough within the past few months-but even if I had, I wouldn't have imagined it quite like this. I knew that if I'd never bought those potato chips, I would not be facing death now..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Denial, Delirium, and Daisies
by D.Quiin reviews
Runny nose, check. High temperature, check. Dizziness, check. Hmmm. Must be a concussion. In which our favorite masked vigilante gets a case of the flu, and denial.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach
by A Terrible Person reviews
Rorschach. On a roof. Eating a pretzel. Being a bit crazy. Is there any more to say?
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
by Roxius reviews
Rorschach asks for salt, but The Comedian isn't about to just hand it over without hearing 'please' first. However, when Rorschach refuses to do so, things get ugly. WATCHMEN! Please R & R!
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Edward B./The Comedian - Complete
by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2785 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
by Supaslim reviews
Dan fails to show up for work. Rorschach investigates further.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Twilight: The Musical
by whitnibble reviews
Edward's rapping? Bella's singing Hannah Montana? Emmett's protecting his barney? Leah's got the pack on leashes? It's all Aro's fault of course. Him and that dang potion.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,424 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008
by Kaci Colton reviews
Oh, god. Acting. That's really all I have to say for myself. xD Take THAT Miss Meyer!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Complete
JACOB: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual
by BlissfulDreamer reviews
CONGRADULATIONS! You've successfully purchased your very own, fully automated JACOB BLACK unit. In order to fully enjoy the uses of this wonderfully cute, badass werewolf unit and/or to prevent any unsightly mishaps, please carefully follow this guide.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Jacob - Complete
War of Words
by CuChullain reviews
Silas Graves, a new English teacher at Forks Highschool, discovers a book about vampires and romance; and decides that he must do something about it. Rated mostly for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008
An Emmett Christmas Special Oneshot
by salacious-smiles reviews
Emmett' and 'Christmas': two words that should NEVER be put in the same sentence. Set post-Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Emmett, Bella
by xenon3000 reviews
Dogbert tests and defends his own sex education curriculum. Can nothing stop Dogbert and his cuckoo nutty ideas?
Dilbert - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
by MonSolo23 reviews
Chapter 1: Twilight, NM, and Eclipse. CHAPTER 2: BREAKING DAWN INCLUDES SPOILERS. Rated for adult themes/minor language in Ch 2.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008
Indiana Jones 4: The Spoof!
by McDiva226 reviews
My interpretation of Indy 4. Written originally as a Father's Day gift, this spoof is rated T for "Suggestive Themes"...but really, that is just airing on the side of caution. Reviews are immensely appreciated and I hope you enjoy!
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,793 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
by Lurking Surreptitially reviews
Pure insanity! Untold story. THE TRUTH BEHIND SCREAM! Muhahahaha! Not like Scary Movie. Nothing gross. Please read and review, peoples!
Scream - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006
by Oort reviews
Some ideas I had for Dilbert comics. Please R&R&add me to your fav. author list! This story may never end, since each Dilbert strip has a separate plot. Well, I suppose Dilbert will die in 40-60 years, probably.
Dilbert - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2003
What Once Was
by Parsec reviews
[Rated R for graphic scenes] On the way back from vacation, the Professor and the girls decide to spend the night at a hotel...but there's more to this hotel than meets the eye...
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,813 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2002 - Published: 6/4/2002
by Sailorgoon43 reviews
A very short PpG fanfic in s short story format
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2000
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This is What Happens When Someone Gives Me an Idea reviews
What happens when Renesmee murders Jacob? Rated K for outright silliness and appeal to general audiences.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/16/2012
Tea for Two, and Two for Tea reviews
Rorschach finds a new partner that may help him with his nocturnal activities. Will things go well, or horribly awry? Are both men up to the task? Rated T for language, violence, sexual assault, and weaponry.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,646 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
A light-hearted fic where Cobb meets someone surprising that could turn his life around for the better. Rated T for minor language, suggestive adult themes, adult psychology and manipulation, and murder. Could be one-shot, maybe add more later.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - D. Cobb
The Awful Truth About the Cullens reviews
Did you really think the Cullen clan was this storybook fantasy romance? Well, you thought wrong! Here are the Cullens, uncut, uncensored, and wild! For those with sick minds like myself, this story is for you.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Edward, Alice
Carlisle kills Edward reviews
What Carlisle should've done if Edward killed Bella. Rated T for murder.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Carlisle, Edward
Emmett's a peach reviews
A series of random drabbles in the Twilight universe. Rated M for profanity, sex, inappropriate relationships, nudity, sex-related songs, violence, and death.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,953 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009
It's Twilight, except Emmett and Bella switched places. What happens when Emmett meets Rosalie? Rated T due to profanity, vampire bloodlust, and creepy plastic surgery with contacts to match.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Adrian Veidt, the Insiduous Body Switcher! reviews
What happens when Adrian Veidt switches the bodies of Edward Blake and Rorschach? Rated M for nudity, profanity, violence, homosexual themes, explicit content, adult outfits, and injection used to sedate someone.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Edward B./The Comedian
The armed rebellion reviews
What happens when the Watchmen decide that they're fed up with their personalities? Chaos ensues. One-shot. Rated T for murders.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
An insane Watchmen crackfic reviews
See the title. It's going to be crazy. Rated M for sexual humor and sexual abuse. No one under eighteen, please.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete