Bhares Lawke
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A/N: on reflection i kinda went to town on the creation of the profile, but i feel it conveys me, as a sociopath xD just kidding, but yeah i hope my profile isn't like the ones one of the profiles that people spend like a minute hitting the space bar button to get to the stories( i will soon write T_T), but yeah, the end of the first ever B.L. A/N woo!

Uhhh hi my name is Bhares Lawke(part of a anagram) uhh i like to read fanfics, ive started to try to write some but i over complicate things and end up scraping all my ideas. so commence with the poorly written summary of myself of the stuff i can think of :D:D:D:D

uhh im a boy im in grade 11(age 17) im rlly tall (6'5) and im a big guy(I weigh 340).. uh i have brown hair and do ok in school cuz im really smart(according to people i know) but im like hella lazy, when it comes to work, but not when i play football which is diffrent because football is fun(wow its fun to get off topic, oh Jesus hot topic sucks hurray south park made me store predjudice uh... is that even a term..w/e)btw if marshmallow fluff == win continue(write shitty thing)) . uh im really lazy i like to play video games, I enjoy coding and I'm learning how to code java,html and css and plan to go into computer science uhh and i like to read read fanfictions (if that doesn't already make me sound like a total nerd but im not ima geek :D) . i come of as a quiet and boring person when talking to people i don't know, not that i feel i dont fit in (cuz god that would be waaayyy to cliche) its just im way to shy and think about the negative outcomes of everything i say to people i dont know but get loud and annoying around people i do, and i like to be violent not like beat the shit outa my peeps but like chase them around the house singing the dog the bounty hunter theme song... i did it once er.. twice i dont have great grammar or spelling from years of not caring about it, im not like "my life sucks /cut rists (yes i did use the / before my cut wrist action, I play wow :D(gawd .i hate emos but strangely all the emo girls i know are like super cute/hot... me and my friend talked about this in English... he likes the flippy hair and i like the eye liner and the colors(of there hair not like there clothes cuz that would sound dumb) :D) Uhhh i play football im okay as a DT or OT or OG (basically look at the people on the line, then take away all the fast looking people and that s pretty much what i play) uhhh i have a few good friends.. ie Mike-lets talk about why emo (Girls!) are cute/hot, then play COD cuz thats all i do...(OK, this probably won't matter to anyone else but i still think its funny, one time in English class we were talking and these people from the student council came in to talk about the school dance and one of them is like"its going to be on Thursday night" and mike whispers to me" Thursday, lett me check, wait, nope that's a CoD night" and i laughed and then people were all like >_>)oh and Matt, who does funny voices and makes us all say weird things in said voices(words can't describe, its like... a small British accent and you make your voice really high and then you say, whatever you would normally say... fuck it), uhh a bunch of guys from the teams i play for(Football and a little Rugby, and a tiny bit of Shot-put, Discus and Javelin. Ermmm a friend named Daniela (whos also a girl, see I talk to on a regular basis, yeahh fight the sterotype, either that or i was born in a lab to combine a football player and a lazy child, and a nerd all in one :D(lol this made me facepalm after i wrote it)) who believes in a bagel ghost and speaks in tounges(well not really but i believe she will soon) and who knows who i like cuz im weak in resisting girls( pfft i wish in more ways then just telling them things i really dont feel like telling them)ermm thats really my core-ish group i have a couple people i hangout with from time to time but nothing really interesting. I like the ZeroPuncuation! show on the escapist(escapistmagazine(.)com). Umm my favorite games is Fallout 3 and Skyrim. My favorite books are, the Harry potter series, Erebos(a reallly good book), Percy Jackson series, and mostly scifi/fantasy books. If i ever had to discribe my personality i'd say i was lazy,can be serious, acts like a idiot, loyal, Awesome, quietish, can be full of myself sometimes aannd a pervert... cant think of anything else sooo ill post next time something comes to mind

oh oh the thingies that help people to know me... or consruct the profile when the murders begin(i have to stop stealing jokes from the interwebz,and my father, its all spiriling downwards from here) >_>

What is your best friends name?
umm my best friends name is Micheal

Whats your favorite number?
64 or 61 cuz their my football numbers, or 21.. but thats because of a cool anime..

If you were a crayon what color would you be?
ummm i dunno, my favorite colour is blue..

The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
boobies :D:D:D:D(not really, more like thier face/height, or all at the same time i might add, if i felt like lying)

Do you have a significant other?
a girlfriend? don't have one of those im afraid T_T i cry myself to sleep >_>(i don't have a girl friend my hands my only lover(props to anyone who knows what thats from))

Favorite TV show?

AAAAAADDDDVVENTURE TIME!

Siblings?
i have a half sister and a half brother(both younger), so i have one... in total.. HAAA...

Height?
6'5

Hair color?
Dark Brown(now lighter in some parts from being in the sun all day at work)

Eye color?
light Blue with white lines that look like cracks

Favorite Holiday?
I have no idea, my favorite days are days where i get to leave school to play Football or Rugby or throw a something around then sit down for the rest of the day(track and field, and when i say Track anf Field i really mean Field and when i say field i really mean, throw shit around.)

Month?
January or December, or anything in between

Favorite Day of the Year?
my birthday... i guess

Are you too shy to ask someone out?
hell yea...I dont like talking to people i like, i get all nervous and then i end up talking about my training schedule, which im sure almost no one wants to hear about, lawl im epic >_>

Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
I dunno i dont ussually go out of the way to see if i can accidentally hurt myself

Hugs or Kisses?
Is that a real queastion? kisses FTW yo, not that i've ever had one xD(im a sad, sad child)

Chocolate or Vanilla?
well it depends on what context and stuff.. but most of the time, vanilla

Piercings?
none, though i do want something pierced, cuz it looks cool, or something... oh oh! i want to get my eyebrow pierced.

Favorite movies?
I have no ide- ANCHOR MAN! ... nuff said.

Dogs or cats?
neither, i like them, but would never have one, mostly because im too lazy to take care of one...

Favorite flower?
SNAP DRAGON, it can omnomnom stuff

Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
nothing cool or worth mentioning

Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
umm...I've got girls that I talk to, but i wouldn't say they are my BEST friends...

Have you ever loved someone?
dunno im young so i dont think i acctually did/do

Who would you like to see right now?
ummm.. someone, maybe a friend? or a football scout to offer me a scholarship, ... fucking Guelph sent me some shit, nuff said

Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
Like Two to Four people depending on how close of a friend were counting

Have you ever fired a gun?
Yes, my friend took to me a shooting range over the summer, guns are fun :D

Do you like to travel by plane?
yeeaass its fun, it means i have a legit reason to not get up for hours

Right-handed or Left-handed?
lefty!!

How many pillows do you sleep with?
2-4

Are you missing someone?
Yup, people i don't see enough at school. and former team mates

Do you have a Tattoo?
Nope, but I want to get one on my arm with my family crest and the other would be the teams i play for(football(small ones nothing retartedly big btw...))

WEIRD QUIZ THING:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"... exactly what your partner is doing goes against our American tradition of indi- ..."(on the hidden gayness of the olympics Via syncronised swimming) - I AM AMERICA (AND SO CAN YOU!) by Stephan Colbert

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

A second computer screen

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV

Blue Mountain State the LAX one...

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

10:20

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

10:30

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Penguinz0 on youtube(Lawnmower sim)

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

When my Dad dropped me home after training.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

A fic called Better Left Unsaid, its litterally THE best Naurto fanfiction ever

9. What are you wearing?

My Football Team Jrov shirt and my nice jeans

10. Did you dream last night?

Don't remember it

11. When did you last laugh?

Re-reading some of the shit i wrote... ahah i'm was/am fucking hilarious

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A Naruto Poster, a picture of my family, and a poster that has all the game times of the last NFL season.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

uhhh.. nothing... :/

14. What do you think of this quiz?

its pretty chill?

15. What is the last film you saw?

Goon, one of my favoirte movies evarr..

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Video games... or a ride to the moon.. And my own football team... not in that order... i would obviously buy the team, then rocket big enough to take all the shit i watnt to bring to the moon... to the moon, then as many games as i could for the ride then i would set up a intergalactic football league with some aliens from the next solar system..

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

You know nothing about me question, although thats not the point.. I like to program Java.. And i'm remaking pokemon!(gold)

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

umm... me not having lots of moneys?

19. Do you like to dance?

NOOOOPPPEE, im a awkward child :D

20. George Bush:

go on? i dont understand the question, he wasn't my president so i dont give a shit :l

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

probably Beca Elizabeth (mylastname) and she would play sports.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

James Finn or Marshall Ulric (mylastname) and they both would play sports(hopefully football)

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

fosho, probs in Australia

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

"Your creppyness and pervertism has not stoped you from entering heaven, go ahead" .. or like " here have some super powers, no run along now." and then i would become a super hero... or i would exploit it to win sports hahah

Things about FanFics that make me wanna punch a baby :

1- Over powered OC, unless theres some kind of legit reason, i HATE reading about OC that joins a story and justs fucks shit up, like pwning the end boss when the hero couldn't beat him completly, it makes me rage quit

2-making up gods for PJO fanfics when there are already gods for the exact field, like a new god of darkness when theres already one... that also makes me wanna rage quit the internet

3- Oc making the hero or whoever(mostly charcters that are male, cuz mostly girls insert themselves for this kinda shit) drop anyone to fall deeply inlove with them.. haven't seen many for PJO but in HP and Naruto fanfics this happens in everyother fucking fic, and i feel the need to QQ.

4- FUCKING MPREG! it dun make sense and frankly just have them be a fem-character or some shit.

5- stories about the Akatsuki... there dumb... :l

6- I hate yaoi, you know what really sucks, having to wade threw stories about dudes stickin there dicks in other dudes. this wouldn't be much of a problem, because i really dont give two shits if you wanna stick your dick in a dude, as long as i dont have to read some bitches fic all about her weird homoerotic fantasy because thats all that on the god damned fanfic archive. nuff said although if you want proof, look at the first page of naruto fanfics and see how much of its yaoi.. CASE CLOSED!(errpp i dont mind Gamzee x Tavros in homestuck(its mostly just the weird gy shit that happens in yaoi fics that i dont like..))

7-Also weird shit about old men fucking kids... im looking at you harry potter fanfiction, no more of that... stop it!

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Scratch the Surface by starfairy14s reviews
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The last installment in the series. Who dies? Who survives? How does it all end? All will be answered, just out of order of course.
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5 More Moments In A Post Apocalyptic World by Linkin41 reviews
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A collection of Troll fables and fairy tales, beloved by Trolls across the spectrum for generations.
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Minecraft: Commence in Zero by Lavender Moonlight in the Snow reviews
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Naruto and the Sorcerer's Stone by grembari reviews
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Typical by Sarah1281 reviews
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A Horde of Loyalty by cndrow reviews
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Existence by Denim88 reviews
He left, feeling that it would better protect those he cared for. Was it the right choice? What would result from this decision? Naruto set out for a new home, and created a new path for himself. Watch as our hero's legacy unfolds. NarutoxTemari.
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Political Alliances by Agent-G reviews
After the failed invasion, Suna decides on making a marriage alliance with Konoha to strengthen ties with them. They chose Temari but for her new husband they chose the most unusual choice in Naruto. How will this new alliance affect both their lives? *Lemons edited out*
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The Forbidden Demigod by That Girl Again reviews
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Rediscovery by maverick9871 reviews
After the events with Akatasuki fall the ninja world was destroyed with the survivors not far behind. Looking at the ruins of the world Naruto is sent back in time by Gaara to change it where it truly began, during the time of the Shodaimes rule.
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Waves of Wisdom by TrackRunner73 reviews
Percy and Annabeth are sworn enemies due to their rivaling gangs, but as they get to know one another being with their gangs only gets more and more difficult. Especially when they start to fall for each other.
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Cailan's Shiny New Title by Sarah1281 reviews
AU. Ostagar isn't a massacre and the Orlesians help Ferelden defeat the Blight. In the wake of their victory, Cailan announces his plan to leave Anora for Empress Celene and Loghain tries to dissuade him from what he's sure is the end of Ferelden.
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Fox of Konoha by CrazyLikeArt reviews
The Kyuubi attack never happened, the hero of the village never died, and a child sits in the forest alone, waiting to show the world his power. *warning- follows major canon events*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,283 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 2,897 - Follows: 2,835 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U.
I Can't Wait by keep-me-posted reviews
Ruffnut tries to sneak a kiss to Fishlegs, who is busy waiting for a nest of baby dragons to hatch. HTTYD OneShot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2010 - [Ruffnut, Fishlegs] - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 13822 - Favs: 6,522 - Follows: 4,943 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Nara Family by Awaii-Mom reviews
Okay, I have decided to make this story just a bunch of random chapters with Shikamaru and Temari, or by them selves with their twin daughters Suki and Emiko Nara. I hope you like, and please R&R. I own nothing but the OC Characters.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 66 - Words: 108,254 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The heart that loved her by silverbirch reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry his first job for the Order - to befriend a strange silent girl who could hold the secret to Voldemort's defeat. But, as their relationship grows Harry learns love is never simple. Nor is lust. AU in the spirit of HBP. JKR owns it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,797 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5486 - Favs: 7,603 - Follows: 2,914 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Not For Anything: Discovering Hogwarts by Penitent Rebel reviews
Part One of the "Not for Anything" series. AU. James Potter is alive and raising Harry. Goes through Harry's first year at Hogwarts. Rated T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,262 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Quidditch summer by deathy-cool reviews
Summer before fifth year Harry gets an invitation to a Quidditch camp all the way in America. The thing is, they don’t only teach Quidditch, but magic as well. Meet Harry's new team the IG's AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,388 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Now You’re Just Inventing Problems by Sarah1281 reviews
As a Cousland, Anastasia is MORE than noble enough to become Queen and yet Alistair is still muttering some nonsense about duty whenever he's not complaining he doesn't want to be King. Looks like she's going to have to force his hand at the Landsmeet...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Cousland, Alistair - Complete
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3280 - Favs: 4,027 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9499 - Favs: 10,615 - Follows: 4,554 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Sasuke's Completely Unnecessary Christmas Carol by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke's been wandering alone since Madara's defeat and he's doing fine. Or he would be if Naruto and Sakura would leave him alone. Then to make matters worse his various relatives decide to stage an intervention. What part of 'fine' don't they get?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,246 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Polygon by maverick9871 reviews
Kyuubi gives Naruto a choice that forces Naruto to want to end it all but a certain woman helps him in his time of need however now he has to make a deal with the devil in order to win or those he really cares for will be lost. Naruto and one sided harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,977 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Ripple by miforever29 reviews
When the impossible becomes possible and the line between dreams and reality blurs, what will Naruto do when he's confronted with the past? And what does this mean for the present and the future? Time travel fic. On Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,225 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 1,739 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Falling Down by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, crossover, short-ish story; follows "Ditto!". Naruto suffers an accident. Minato has an encounter that leads to a shocking discovery. And one of Kushina's fears is about to come to pass... COMPLETE
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,571 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Of Magic and Chakra by RASENGAN087 reviews
At the age of ten Naruto was given his very first letter. A letter from Hogwarts. Now he goes to learn of magic and make new friends. How will this affect his life? Read and find out.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,066 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Ditto! by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, crossover, three-shot; follows "Soothe the Savage". Naruto reaches Shinobi Town where his first gym awaits. But will he triumph or fail? ...And what the heck is the gym leader reading!
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,628 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha's Pokémon Master by Sillusion reviews
Naruto/Pokémon Crossover! Naruto and his Pokémon strive to be the best Konoha has to offer, to lead the village as Hokage! Join Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi and their Pokémon as they journey throughout the world as Pokémon Trainers of the Leaf. HIATUS.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Vulpix/Rokon, Naruto U.
Refraction by Irritus185 reviews
Seeing to the heart of matters – what would you do if you could read another’s heart? Use it against them, help them, or ignore them? The best of intentions can cause the worst results, and a person’s heart is the ultimate Pandora’s Box.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,207 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Naruto U.
28 Hours Later by thunderbellyemm reviews
Sure you know what happened 28 days later, but what happened in between? Join Bryce and Charlie while they share their journey from day 1-28 as they uncover unanswered questions and occurrences from the first movie in their struggle to survive. FINISHED
28 Days Later - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,410 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
The Melt by pudgypudge reviews
As a child, Naruto is taken in by Sarutobi to be his chosen successor to the mantle of Hokage. He develops a bloodline long thought lost to the world and learns along the way that, though he may be hated for his demon, his Will of Fire will burn brightly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 228,417 - Reviews: 4906 - Favs: 4,122 - Follows: 3,792 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Naruto U.
The Jinchuuriki with Multiple Bijuus by DarkDragonFirewing reviews
Superpowered Naruto. Harem. Naruto, raised by the Uchihas at Minato's wish, became Jinchuuriki for six Bijuus. Hmm, Naruto seems to love playing matchmaker in this new chapter, does he?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 61,495 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Naruto U.
How Many by EroSlackerMicha reviews
How Many times can a heart be torn aside before real love is found. this is a one shot where Naruto has ups and downs and finds love and acceptance. Lemon inside don't read if you're not old enough Naruto/Temari
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,334 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 163 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
A Fox, A Snake, and A Dagger by Grey Goose 74 reviews
Naruto has just made it into the ANBU Black Ops Program at age 18 and is put into a squad with Anko as his captain. Watch Naruto make the choices that will change Konoha forever as rivals return, new friends are made, and relationships form. lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 112,228 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Dance of the pyreflyes by Chronodt reviews
Naruto, after the battle at Wave, reflects on the events of the day, when something happens from the afterlife that would fully explain his role in the sealing. What is White Chakra? What are pyreflyes? Naruto/FFX minor Fusion. Whitemage/Summoner Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 143,489 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 1,303 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Naruto & Arashi by Vegeta the 3rd reviews
AU: On his way home, Naruto stumbles apon an egg. He didn't expect it to hatch while cooking it though. Especially into a yellow raccoon dog saying "Riolu." Poke'mon Crossover
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,403 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Riolu, Naruto U.
Illegitimate Love by Jetslinger reviews
One night of passion can lead to a lifetime of happiness. At least, that's how it is in movies. NarutoxTenten. M for sex and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
An Automail Pinky by Sarah1281 reviews
While stuck on the other side of the Gate, Ed encounters a Mary Sue attempting to do Kitten Transmutation and must stay strong while his brother and the Gate Guardian fall prey to Mary Sue's dubious charms all while trying to return to Amestris.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Saving you by Heero91 reviews
Anbu 2nd class Uchiha Sasuke, there's so much he dosen't know, his past, his future, his friends, but he does know one thing, he will protect Hanabi, the orphan homeless girl with the eyes of an angel, AU SasuHana Sasabi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,076 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Hanabi H.
Suna no Sannin by FreedomGundam05 reviews
Naruto was always planning, no one knew it. Now what happens when the jailer with the aid of the prisoner breaks his own chains and fates hand begins to play finally? The desert wind will bury its enemies below the sand. Dark-ish Naruto. Naruto/Temari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 81 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Naruto U., Temari
Don't piss off Naruto by maverick9871 reviews
What would happen if Naruto was pissed the day teams, were selected, what if Kyuubi used it to his advantage to ensure his legacy. What if Naruto got a new father and a new way in life that makes men want to be him and woman to hehehehe. NarutoXharem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 522 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Naruto U.
To kiss a Hyuga by FaintFalconHunter reviews
It has always been a Hyuga tradition that you must marry the person you share your first kiss with. She wanted her first kiss to be Naruto Uzumaki but we don't always get what we want.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,433 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
The Legend of Naruto Uzumaki by inu no niichan reviews
When Naruto gets rejected, he leaves on a 6 year training trip. What happens to this whimpy cry baby when he comes back? Since when did he get so powerful? Is Ino taking an interest in him? Naru/Ino pairing. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,377 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
The new Kyuubi by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto is tired of all the hate in his life so he was given an offer that he cant refuse and he learns a few things he never knew. Itachi a girl. How did that happen and why is it all his plans never work quite right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 137,418 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
DARE by FaintFalconHunter reviews
Tenten is moving to Konoha.Preparing for a new school isn't easy especially when your bestfriend dares you to pretend to be a guy for the first semester.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 87,670 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Butterfly and Kyuubi by Irritus185 reviews
A butterfly flaps its wings and creates a hurricane on the other side of the world. The littlest changes create the biggest differences. The seal of Kyuubi no Kitsune, altered to fit his needs, and Naruto's path takes a grand deviation. Where will it lead
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,012 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
From Ramen with Love by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 470,465 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto and Ino Choice by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto and Ino have come to a point where they are offered a choice. See what happens when they take it. NaruxIno. beware cursing and sexual coment possible others if I get enough request. Vote who you want in reviews. lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,975 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
A Wager of Love by Naruto x Temari reviews
What happens when a certain Hokage and a Kazekage make a little arrangement that sends Konoah’s number one loudest ninja to Suna for a year, with a certain sand kunoichi as his escort? A Naruto Temari fanfic, because I love this pairing. Rated M for later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,200 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
A growing love by ashleyriot reviews
NaruSaku AU! Also introduces OC other characters if you don't like it, don't read it. Alternate universe means it WILL have some inconsistencies with the original story. Keep in mind what the word 'ALTERNATE' means. Ranting due to SOME reviews
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 132,174 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Unlikely Heroes: The Fel Orc Veren Redmorning by SickleYield reviews
Third in a series about the heroes who may become great, but never famous. Not many will remember Veren Redmorning. Those who do will not soon forget. Rating for strong violence.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 39,323 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Complete
Unlikely Heroes: The Bandit Jorn Raveloe by SickleYield reviews
Second in a series about the heroes who never shake the world, because they're too busy trying to keep it from shaking them. It's not easy being a bandit chief, especially not in the infested city of Dalaran.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,902 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/28/2005 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Complete
Unlikely Heroes: The Lich Phage Marrowice by SickleYield reviews
First in a series: Every hero isn't a Thrall or even an Arthas. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some fall into the category of none of the above. Here is the story of one such unlikely hero.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Complete
The Philosopher's Stone Retransmuted by Regulus reviews
[Complete Formatting completely fixed now!] Book 1 in the RSeries, an AU rewrite. Harry, abused by the Dursleys, meets a young Metamorphmagus one morning in the park. The girl reveals who Harry really is and where he'll soon be going. [Honks]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 132,419 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete