Poll: Why are you here? i mean my profile, shesh Vote Now!
A/N: on reflection i kinda went to town on the creation of the profile, but i feel it conveys me, as a sociopath xD just kidding, but yeah i hope my profile isn't like the ones one of the profiles that people spend like a minute hitting the space bar button to get to the stories( i will soon write T_T), but yeah, the end of the first ever B.L. A/N woo!
Uhhh hi my name is Bhares Lawke(part of a anagram) uhh i like to read fanfics, ive started to try to write some but i over complicate things and end up scraping all my ideas. so commence with the poorly written summary of myself of the stuff i can think of :D:D:D:D
uhh im a boy im in grade 11(age 17) im rlly tall (6'5) and im a big guy(I weigh 340).. uh i have brown hair and do ok in school cuz im really smart(according to people i know) but im like hella lazy, when it comes to work, but not when i play football which is diffrent because football is fun(wow its fun to get off topic, oh Jesus hot topic sucks hurray south park made me store predjudice uh... is that even a term..w/e)btw if marshmallow fluff == win continue(write shitty thing)) . uh im really lazy i like to play video games, I enjoy coding and I'm learning how to code java,html and css and plan to go into computer science uhh and i like to read read fanfictions (if that doesn't already make me sound like a total nerd but im not ima geek :D) . i come of as a quiet and boring person when talking to people i don't know, not that i feel i dont fit in (cuz god that would be waaayyy to cliche) its just im way to shy and think about the negative outcomes of everything i say to people i dont know but get loud and annoying around people i do, and i like to be violent not like beat the shit outa my peeps but like chase them around the house singing the dog the bounty hunter theme song... i did it once er.. twice i dont have great grammar or spelling from years of not caring about it, im not like "my life sucks /cut rists (yes i did use the / before my cut wrist action, I play wow :D(gawd .i hate emos but strangely all the emo girls i know are like super cute/hot... me and my friend talked about this in English... he likes the flippy hair and i like the eye liner and the colors(of there hair not like there clothes cuz that would sound dumb) :D) Uhhh i play football im okay as a DT or OT or OG (basically look at the people on the line, then take away all the fast looking people and that s pretty much what i play) uhhh i have a few good friends.. ie Mike-lets talk about why emo (Girls!) are cute/hot, then play COD cuz thats all i do...(OK, this probably won't matter to anyone else but i still think its funny, one time in English class we were talking and these people from the student council came in to talk about the school dance and one of them is like"its going to be on Thursday night" and mike whispers to me" Thursday, lett me check, wait, nope that's a CoD night" and i laughed and then people were all like >_>)oh and Matt, who does funny voices and makes us all say weird things in said voices(words can't describe, its like... a small British accent and you make your voice really high and then you say, whatever you would normally say... fuck it), uhh a bunch of guys from the teams i play for(Football and a little Rugby, and a tiny bit of Shot-put, Discus and Javelin. Ermmm a friend named Daniela (whos also a girl, see I talk to on a regular basis, yeahh fight the sterotype, either that or i was born in a lab to combine a football player and a lazy child, and a nerd all in one :D(lol this made me facepalm after i wrote it)) who believes in a bagel ghost and speaks in tounges(well not really but i believe she will soon) and who knows who i like cuz im weak in resisting girls( pfft i wish in more ways then just telling them things i really dont feel like telling them)ermm thats really my core-ish group i have a couple people i hangout with from time to time but nothing really interesting. I like the ZeroPuncuation! show on the escapist(escapistmagazine(.)com). Umm my favorite games is Fallout 3 and Skyrim. My favorite books are, the Harry potter series, Erebos(a reallly good book), Percy Jackson series, and mostly scifi/fantasy books. If i ever had to discribe my personality i'd say i was lazy,can be serious, acts like a idiot, loyal, Awesome, quietish, can be full of myself sometimes aannd a pervert... cant think of anything else sooo ill post next time something comes to mind
oh oh the thingies that help people to know me... or consruct the profile when the murders begin(i have to stop stealing jokes from the interwebz,and my father, its all spiriling downwards from here) >_>
What is your best friends name?
Whats your favorite number?
If you were a crayon what color would you be?
The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Do you have a significant other?
Favorite TV show?
Favorite Day of the Year?
Are you too shy to ask someone out?
Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
Hugs or Kisses?
Chocolate or Vanilla?
Dogs or cats?
Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
Have you ever loved someone?
Who would you like to see right now?
Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
Have you ever fired a gun?
Do you like to travel by plane?
Right-handed or Left-handed?
How many pillows do you sleep with?
Are you missing someone?
Do you have a Tattoo?
WEIRD QUIZ THING:
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
"... exactly what your partner is doing goes against our American tradition of indi- ..."(on the hidden gayness of the olympics Via syncronised swimming) - I AM AMERICA (AND SO CAN YOU!) by Stephan Colbert
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
A second computer screen
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV
Blue Mountain State the LAX one...
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Penguinz0 on youtube(Lawnmower sim)
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
When my Dad dropped me home after training.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
A fic called Better Left Unsaid, its litterally THE best Naurto fanfiction ever
9. What are you wearing?
My Football Team Jrov shirt and my nice jeans
10. Did you dream last night?
Don't remember it
11. When did you last laugh?
Re-reading some of the shit i wrote... ahah i'm was/am fucking hilarious
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A Naruto Poster, a picture of my family, and a poster that has all the game times of the last NFL season.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
uhhh.. nothing... :/
14. What do you think of this quiz?
its pretty chill?
15. What is the last film you saw?
Goon, one of my favoirte movies evarr..
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Video games... or a ride to the moon.. And my own football team... not in that order... i would obviously buy the team, then rocket big enough to take all the shit i watnt to bring to the moon... to the moon, then as many games as i could for the ride then i would set up a intergalactic football league with some aliens from the next solar system..
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
You know nothing about me question, although thats not the point.. I like to program Java.. And i'm remaking pokemon!(gold)
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
umm... me not having lots of moneys?
19. Do you like to dance?
NOOOOPPPEE, im a awkward child :D
20. George Bush:
go on? i dont understand the question, he wasn't my president so i dont give a shit :l
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
probably Beca Elizabeth (mylastname) and she would play sports.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
James Finn or Marshall Ulric (mylastname) and they both would play sports(hopefully football)
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
fosho, probs in Australia
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Your creppyness and pervertism has not stoped you from entering heaven, go ahead" .. or like " here have some super powers, no run along now." and then i would become a super hero... or i would exploit it to win sports hahah
Things about FanFics that make me wanna punch a baby :
1- Over powered OC, unless theres some kind of legit reason, i HATE reading about OC that joins a story and justs fucks shit up, like pwning the end boss when the hero couldn't beat him completly, it makes me rage quit
2-making up gods for PJO fanfics when there are already gods for the exact field, like a new god of darkness when theres already one... that also makes me wanna rage quit the internet
3- Oc making the hero or whoever(mostly charcters that are male, cuz mostly girls insert themselves for this kinda shit) drop anyone to fall deeply inlove with them.. haven't seen many for PJO but in HP and Naruto fanfics this happens in everyother fucking fic, and i feel the need to QQ.
4- FUCKING MPREG! it dun make sense and frankly just have them be a fem-character or some shit.
5- stories about the Akatsuki... there dumb... :l
6- I hate yaoi, you know what really sucks, having to wade threw stories about dudes stickin there dicks in other dudes. this wouldn't be much of a problem, because i really dont give two shits if you wanna stick your dick in a dude, as long as i dont have to read some bitches fic all about her weird homoerotic fantasy because thats all that on the god damned fanfic archive. nuff said although if you want proof, look at the first page of naruto fanfics and see how much of its yaoi.. CASE CLOSED!(errpp i dont mind Gamzee x Tavros in homestuck(its mostly just the weird gy shit that happens in yaoi fics that i dont like..))
7-Also weird shit about old men fucking kids... im looking at you harry potter fanfiction, no more of that... stop it!