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Joined 10-22-08, id: 1723143, Profile Updated: 04-06-13
Author has written 10 stories for Hunter X Hunter, Naruto, His Dark Materials, Yu-Gi-Oh, Black Cat, Dragon Quest Series, D.Gray-Man, and Bleach.

moved to Ao3


story statuses
pending deletion (probation lasts until Sept. 2012): Hershey's Kiss; Kuro Neko
hiatus'd stories: Assassin; Shinigami, Shinobi, and Soul; Sleep
working on: Steam; Let's Go Fly a Kite (Emerald Nuzlocke)

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D.Gray-Man: AU, schizophrenic Allen, "Downward Spiral" - chapter 1
• Pokémon Adventures: Romance, Ruby/Sapphire, character study, "Steam" - Ao3 for formatting
• GetBackers: Angst, MakubeX, artificial rebels created, "Nonentity"
• Pokémon: nuzlocke for Emerald, White, and/or Pearl (graphic novel?), "Let's Go Fly a Kite" *
• The World Ends With You: Joshua-centric, pre-Composer, slight AU, "Lose Yourself" (working title)
• Harry Potter: Malfoy family, lost wands and wandlore, character studies, "Pride and Lies"
• Homestuck: schoolstuck with a scattering of steampunk and MAGIC, "Academie" (working title) *
• Original: Romance, Hurt/Comfort, "[HEART]" (working title)
• Harry Potter: Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, PLATONIC H/Hr
• HDM/Pokémon: pokémon as dæmons instead of animals

fandoms
fond of, !writing for, avoided*

[MANGA]
Bleach, Naruto, Reborn!, Soul Eater, FullMetal Alchemist, CLAMP,
D.Gray-Man, Hunter x Hunter, Black Cat, Prince of Tennis, GetBackers,
Code:Breaker, The Breaker, D.N.Angel, !Pokémon Adventures,
Nurarihyon no Mago, Code Geass (anime), Full Metal Panic,
Detective Conan/Case Closed

[BOOKS]
Harry Potter, Hunger Games, His Dark Materials, Les Misérables, Ender's Game,
Artemis Fowl, Good Omens, Redwall, Castaways of the Flying Dutchman,
A Wrinkle in Time, Animorphs, Phantom of the Opera

[GAMES]
The World Ends With You, !Pokémon, Kingdom Hearts, Portal,
Final Fantasy IV, Final Fantasy VII, Dragon Quest IX, Disgaea

[OTHER]
Doctor Who, BBC Sherlock, Avatar: The Last Airbender, !Homestuck,
Fables, Inception, How to Train Your Dragon, Tangled

*for any of several reasons:
that I haven't visited this canon in a long time,
that this fandom is too popular and makes good fanfiction difficult to find,
that this fandom breeds somewhat graphic yaoi and slashfics and makes anything else difficult to find
(a.k.a. I'm too lazy to dig around for anything else)

new project prease

Import (series)
the basic premise of which is just self-inserts;
you get to watch me and my mates run around
various fandoms wreaking havoc.
realistically. or so i hope. :B
here's hoping i don't make a fool of myself.
currently working on:
DQ9 Quest Log
Homestuck (SBURB vZETA)
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
[skipped philosopher's stone because nothing happens in it]

ChyfT_ReViVaL (original series)
not completely sure if i'll even post any of it here;
I'm more than a little paranoid about plagiarism.
currently working on:
Red Stars
Murderplay
(graphic novel?)

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32479 - Favs: 19,398 - Follows: 15,750 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Republic of Heaven by Blind Author reviews
HDM AU. Part Fifteen. John and Amarisa find some answers about Moriarty, and prepare to go north with Sherlock and Raniel. Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 126,484 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 10/31/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Affinity by ocha-no-deathscythe reviews
"Oh the shark has pretty teeth, dear, and he shows 'em, pearly white. Just a jackknife has Mackheath, dear, and he keeps it outta sight." Cleaning up an old mess of Shibusen's would be a lot easier on Soul and Maka if they weren't trying to figure out their relationship in the process. SoMa, implied TsuStar, partially inspired by Mack the Knife and the Threepenny Opera.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,352 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
If Only Tonight We Could Sleep by Marsh of Sleep reviews
As she deals with the husband, she tries not to over-analyze how her partner has no issue going after the children first, how his attention snaps to their quicker movements, how, overnight, he has become eerily efficient at avoiding their fangs. ZombieAU. SoulxMaka
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 58,432 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
It's Elemental by Purple.Slippers.18 reviews
She was the earth and he held onto her strength. She was the fire and he played with her flames. She was the air and he follwed her course. She was the water and he drowned in her waves.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,831 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Korra, Mako - Complete
i've got a love that keeps me waiting by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
WEREWOLF AU. Because, really, she didn't need to know that he was all ready to join the elder wolves and he already had a female all picked out and it certainly wasn't her because, like he said, who'd wanna' spend the rest of forever with a violent, pedantic, flat chest like her?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 87 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
First Name Basis by The Sugarfaerie reviews
It's the early days of their partnership while he's still Barton and she's still Romanov, but the charge is undeniable. Set a few years before the events of the film, no spoilers.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Dreaming by centreoftheselights reviews
Dave and Karkat discuss life, death, and the nature of dreams. Set immediately after Cascade.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Because You're About To Die by Konaxookami reviews
It sucks to know you're about to die. What sucks worse is not being able to tell anyone. But you act cool, breeding frogs like you aren't going to die soon with the girl who will be the last person you will ever see alive. Oh she's also going to kill you
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
Ignore Me Not by starsmeetsky reviews
It's been a long time since they beat Sburb, and even longer since they had their only kiss. But awkward feelings arise when Jade realizes that they are responsible for the survival of the human species. M for language and sexual themes. Dave and Jade.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Jade H., Dave S. - Complete
Faerie Touched by Blind Author reviews
Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 219 - Published: 6/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Classic Backfire by LAWchan89 reviews
When they discover the entire Academy has been betting money on when they're going to hook up, Soul and Maka decide to give them EXACTLY what they want.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,997 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
A rose is a rose is Eros by Archea reviews
AU, Magical realism. Sherlock is the lone dark rose in John's garden. S/J pre-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Volume in the Ears by 4thFromTheFurnace reviews
Shiki is suddenly left alone in Neku's house with one very tempting item: Neku's headphones. NekuxShiki.
World Ends With You - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Neku S., Shiki M. - Complete
There Must be Something in the Water by p.r. fox reviews
Insanity must be contagious, because John finds himself talking to that damn skull more often than he would like to admit.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Remembered by Kooro reviews
He quietly touched his finger to each petal, silently naming each one with the name of a life he had known that had ended: patients and brothers in arms alike. For Veteran's Day and Remembrance Day. Bromance
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Touch by Pensulliwen reviews
“I said I won’t touch you.” It was like a game; him trying to make her crack, her refusing to yield to him. “Not until you’re begging me for it.” Noah Allen/Lenalee, kink meme.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,899 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Arachnid Riot by Bendleshnitz reviews
Blissful moment in Hermione's life interrupted by a tsunami of spiders. One more reason to hate the little beasts. First challenge from The Menagerie of Missing Moments. rated T for Ron's dirty mouth
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Blobs and Smudges by Aquamarine Columbine reviews
“Yellow suits you, Tsubaki!” Remind Tsubaki never to paint again-especially not with Shun’ō.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Tsubaki, Shun'ou - Complete
The Arrow That Pierces The Heart by die kaiserin reviews
Tsubaki would like to think that he is made of subtler stuff than this. Ichigo/Orihime.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Music Lover by KeybladeBanditJing reviews
He never has much to say, so she settles for watching him. Short Neku/Shiki.
World Ends With You - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Neku S., Shiki M. - Complete
Inner Nature by AvocadoLove reviews
I never hid the scar. I wore it as a symbol of shame, of the banished prince... but I never hid from it. I could never hide what my daemon is, either. Or what she isn’t. Avatar/His Dark Materials Xover
Crossover - His Dark Materials & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Zuko - Complete
Melting the Snow by Twilight-Imp-626 reviews
Kaiba has always been cold towards everyone, except his little brother Mokuba. But when he meets Ari, one of his employees who is also an orphan, his whole world begins to change. SetoxOC or KaibaxOC, rated for a little bit of language.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,632 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Mokuba K., S. Kaiba - Complete
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The Pin's Head reviews
It feels right and it feels wrong and the world spins round and round. Ratings vary per chapter. May include angst or morbidity.
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Lyra B./S./Lizzy B., Will P.
Import: DQIX Quest Log reviews
Enoch was only a novice Celestrian. He never dreamed of falling out of the sky. He never thought he would lose his halo and his wings. He certainly never expected to have to team up with three half-mad humans. DQIX branch of the Ezraein Import series.
Dragon Quest Series - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011
Downward Spiral reviews
In which Allen is schizophrenic, Lenalee is a therapist, Lavi is one of Lenalee's clients, and Kanda still looks like a girl. AU. Liberal applications of swearing and not quite as cracked up as the summary would imply. Unlikely to be continued.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee
Sleep reviews
:Gaara:OC: drabble collection He wanted sleep, but he was afraid of it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Gaara
Kuro Neko reviews
100-Themes Challenge: :Train-OC: She hated them. She still does.
Black Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Train H.
Hershey's Kiss reviews
...Investigators are still trying to fathom the reason of the sudden crash... Sani Tura, who was in the car at the time of the accident, still claims that it was caused by a mysterious chocolate Hershey's bar...." Killua-OC. One-shot.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Killua Z. - Complete
Orphaned reviews
"Yeah, of course it will," she agreed distractedly. "Wait, what?" Kaiba-OC, rated for safety
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/9/2009 - S. Kaiba, Mokuba K. - Complete
Love and Hate reviews
She tried not to fall for him. Key word: TRIED. Unfortunately, he's got her snared - and now she HATES him for it. Sasuke-OC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Assassin reviews
I kill people for my family. We have a personal goal: to rid the world of all Hunters. Why, you ask? ...it's a family secret. Killua-OC
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Killua Z.
Shinigami, Shinobi, and Soul reviews
That dream again? I guess it's a memory of how I died: killed by a demon fox. Ha, ha, have you ever heard of something so stupid? But it definitely wasn't a Hollow. Maybe there's another world other than Soul Society and the real world... Toushi-OC
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Kakashi H., T. Hitsugaya