Patzy
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Joined 10-23-08, id: 1723477, Profile Updated: 03-13-12
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
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Backfired! by SereneStarfire reviews
Surprise, surprise. Denmark has yet again interfered with Norway's magic. But this time, he has really done it. The incomplete spell has backfired, switching Denmark into Norway's body, and Norway into Denmark's body. How on earth will they keep this hidden from the others, and more importantly, how will they change back? DenNor!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Denmark, Norway
World Wide Story by webcomix reviews
Lovina Vargas was less than thrilled when she and her twin moved to a new city. What happens when her family convinces her to audition for the school musical? Rehearsals and romance, of course! Genflip AU, rated for mouth and innuendo. BEING EDITED - current changes: 14/29 chapters
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,644 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
How to Lose Your Brother's Boyfriend in One Night by D.S.W.N.F.O.S reviews
Denmark and Norway freak out because Iceland is letting Hong Kong stay the night. THEY ARE AFRAID OF THE SEX! I suck at summaries, sorry!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Denmark, Norway
The Boogie Man by Jikage reviews
It began on the night when Hibari popped out of his wardrobe. Then from under his bed, his kitchen cabinets, the janitor closet, and trashcans. And as he grew older, slowly but surely, little Tsuna's fear became something akin to love. /Eventual 1827/
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 210,111 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., K. Hibari
25 Dates until Christmas by Kezi-chan reviews
"Something was definitely coming, and it was made clear by Denmark's constant bothering that he would most likely have all of the Christmas season to endure it." DenNor Christmas Advent fic; a chapter a day hopefully until Christmas 2011.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,763 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Denmark, Norway
Elves by FranktheSheep reviews
The elves latest prank on Norway leaves him rather more open than normal. Denmark, of course, uses this to his advantage.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
La Principessa y el Matador by La Mademoiselle reviews
A collection of unrelated oneshots focusing on the pairing SpainxFem!Romano, human names used. Current Installment: The Tale of la Principessa y el Matador *COMPLETE FOR NOW*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,027 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Dinner Entertainment by AvedlyTres reviews
The dinner was delicious but the after affects were none too desirable. The repercussions of Chizuru's little curry mishap promise to be anything but easy, especially when Okita is the one suggesting her "punishment."
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,374 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Chizuru Y.
Jerk by tunavore reviews
It's Christmas time, and the Ten-Year-Bazooka has been acting up. While Tsuna takes care of "his" child from another dimension, Hibari decides to follow. Teaser: "You're like an iPod touch - I just touch you once and you get turned on." 1827, oneshot!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2010 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
A Formal Inquiry by Rennes reviews
Ciel has an important question to ask Sebastian.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Jizz in Claude's Pants by Rennes reviews
A song in Claude's POV about how he is attracted to everyone. Parody lyrics to Lonely Island's 'Jizz in My Pants'.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Claude F. - Complete
The Most AWESOME Storey Evar by inuyashacat13 reviews
This is all a joke :3 That I sort of hate myself for xD Anime Spoliers...sorta...x3
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
This Dance by Sunny Day in February reviews
Antonio wants Lovino to be his dancepartner at Austria's ball. Lovino, struggling with his growing feelings of love and affection for everyone's favorite tomato-bastard as always, agrees. Now, there could be worse things, right? Spain/Romano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,394 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Art of Cutting Hair by DwDoJo reviews
After attacking the Shinsengumi, Kazama is left to brood over his cut hair. And having two companions discussing about it ahead of him doesn't help any better.
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Kazama C., Hijikata T. - Complete
BUMBLEBEES by Behest.R reviews
Ciel gets drunk at a gathering for royals. Sometimes the most unexpected things cause Ciel to take drastic measures. SebastianXCiel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Ang Dakilang Epal by sabrinaaa reviews
Bakit ba lagi mo kong pinagti-tripan? May gusto ka sa 'kin no! SasukexSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - Filipino - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,091 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
And an Illustrated Book about Birds by expletive deleted reviews
Twenty facts about Hibari Kyoya.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2009 - K. Hibari, T. Kusakabe - Complete
Killer, Killer by iKILLER reviews
In seven days, seven shinobis will fall. Shinigami-sama is inviting you to join Uchiha-san and Kakashi-san to catch him before he strikes. The challenge has been sent, who will catch him?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
20 ways to annoy Hibari Kyoya by DarkWolf0270 reviews
Want to annoy Hibari Kyoya? Well I have some methods! Mention of 6918.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - K. Hibari, Mukuro R. - Complete
HIBARI KYOYA: User Guide and Maintenance Manual by Cloverfish reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a HIBARI KYOYA unit! In order to unlock the full potential of your sadistic prefect, it is recommended that you read the following manual with care...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Red Alert by blackgal010 reviews
Minato panicks when Naruto disapears. Made out of Boredom.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
The Rules of Akatsuki by Secret Sheik reviews
Pein notices the additions his fellow members have made. Light PeinKonan! Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Ang Kilay ni Gaara by Shizuku Seta reviews
Gusto niyo ba malaman kung bakit walang kilay si Gaara? Eh di basahin niyo...
Naruto - Rated: K - Filipino - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Gaara
Ang Alamat ng Payless by syaoran no hime reviews
Lahat ng bagay ay may pinagmulan... maging ang paboritong meryenda ni Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - Filipino - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Complete
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Bewitched! reviews
Rated T for Foul Language: Lovina is not an ordinary girl. She has been cursed to hate men! The only way to break the curse is to find her true love. Will she be able to find that man despite her unnatural man-hating tendencies?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,536 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Jerk reviews
Rated T for Foul Language, Lovino x Nyotalia!Spain: When a arrogant yet handsome mafia boss with a shadowy past meets a ordinary klutzy yet cute dedicated student teacher-in-training, will chaos ensue or will love slowly blossom?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
All In A Day's Work reviews
This contains short stories about the everyday life of the Vongola famiglia, focusing on Hibari and Tsuna. Rated T for foul language.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/25/2010 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Love Letter reviews
What happens when the love letter falls into wrong hands? Can mistake bring love? ItaSaku Rated T for swearing. Any similarities to any fan fic is purely coincidental. Review-review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Chronicles of Uzumaki Naruto
This is a compilation of Naruto's greatest adventures through out his life. May contain foul language in the future. For now, since it is not yet done, It will be rated as K .
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 809 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Naruto U.
All By Myself reviews
A crack song fic about Orochimaru and Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete