twistedcoincidencehide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Twilight. these things always seem too awkward. so let's just get the basics. twenty something who has too much of a fondness for all things fiction and twilight and those two things combined might very well be my demise. currently cursing the passing of time that has forced me to accept my inevitable adulthood. loves music, sunlight and gummy candy. I am a writer, writer of fictions engine driver- the decemberists |
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Honest Liar by aWhiteBlankPage reviews
Bella once told me that there was nothing braver than a flower growing through a crack in the sidewalk. I laughed because she was always giving feelings to things that don't feel. If she was standing next to me, I'd tuck the dandelion behind her ear. Or she'd blow on it and make a wish. A hundred wishes. Or maybe just one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,792 - Reviews: 3221 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 2,125 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20614 - Favs: 14,568 - Follows: 5,859 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Dodge and Burn by abstract way reviews
He assumed Isabella Swan was eccentric, yet that very fact intrigued him. He hadn't dealt with a compelling person, sensible or colorful in quite a while. She just seemed ripe with possibilities to be anything but mundane.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 176,021 - Reviews: 7371 - Favs: 2,437 - Follows: 2,034 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In the Debris by BelieveItOrNot reviews
A story of unlikely friends, a story of family, a search for truth and a search of self. "She's everyone else's Isabella, but she's only my Bella." "I write a poem about a boy and girl who fall in love in the eye of a tornado." AH E/B V/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 215,271 - Reviews: 2955 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 1,141 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Complete
Dusty by YellowBella reviews
She loves him. He loves her crazy. She's a hopeless romantic. He's just hopeless. She's afraid to let go. He won't let her. A story about a silly girl in love with a foolish boy. Here, forever is a lie. TeamBella23 - the realist and YellowGlue - the poet
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 409,514 - Reviews: 8491 - Favs: 5,400 - Follows: 4,423 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Give Away Girl by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Honor student Bella Swan has mastered the arts...of manipulating her divorced parents, rolling the perfect joint, and faking an orgasm. Who wouldn't want to keep a girl like her? An unconventional coming of age tale for Gen Xer Bella. Rated M. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 243,579 - Reviews: 3146 - Favs: 3,338 - Follows: 2,126 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Fidelity by IReen Weiss reviews
Damaged Edward, damaged Bella. Two sides of the same scarred coin. When one side is up, the other is down. Language and lots of it. Lemons eventually. It's a slow burn, slow and painful. Mature. Lots of random pop culture references. AH, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 205,466 - Reviews: 5873 - Favs: 4,620 - Follows: 3,809 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10936 - Favs: 12,704 - Follows: 13,081 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Taste of Innocence by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen longs to taste the blood of an innocent. He meets Bella Swan. Will desire for her override desire for her blood, or will he take both? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 217,044 - Reviews: 3631 - Favs: 3,167 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 6051 - Favs: 8,187 - Follows: 2,928 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11871 - Favs: 10,635 - Follows: 6,938 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8859 - Favs: 9,036 - Follows: 3,448 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Betrayal by Chedea reviews
Fate pushes Bella into a tangle of an arranged marriage, an affair, werewolves, vampires, deceit, loss, pain, but most of all love. Does love really over come all obstacles or are some things simply not meant to be? Can Bella take fate into her own hands
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,831 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14691 - Favs: 8,451 - Follows: 5,555 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hood by Lawn Girl reviews
Bella's crush on quiet Edward Cullen seems to be one sided. But when they start hanging out will things change or does it all stay in The Hood? My entry for the Twi-High Contest - now continued!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,626 - Reviews: 3234 - Favs: 3,353 - Follows: 1,847 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shine: A Ladder to the Sun Outtake by Rosybud reviews
A collection of outtakes told from Edward's perspective from my story Ladder to the Sun. EXB. All Human. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,891 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 146 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Edward - Complete
Young Pilgrims by ineedyoursway reviews
Bella lives a life without passion. Passion is the only thing Edward has.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,199 - Reviews: 2233 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9650 - Favs: 10,458 - Follows: 5,429 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 7042 - Favs: 11,281 - Follows: 3,451 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shoot the Sky by Majesta Moniet reviews
After their bizarre encounter her first day in biology, Bella was certain that Edward Cullen was the most intriguing aspect of dreary Forks. Until she met his brother. Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,401 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 386 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Ladder to the Sun by Rosybud reviews
How can you die when you've never really lived? That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live. Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human, EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,847 - Reviews: 2732 - Favs: 4,688 - Follows: 1,878 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Legendary by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,788 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 2,867 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Volition by Rochelle Allison reviews
It's Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella's worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,667 - Reviews: 4902 - Favs: 4,677 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5772 - Favs: 6,967 - Follows: 3,862 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thirty Days by bananapancakes7 reviews
After a drunken bet with Emmett, Edward swears to abstain from sexual activity for an entire month. Bella isn't pleased. And temptation is a tricky bastard. AH. Rated M. B-day gift to queenofgrey.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,258 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Edward, Bella
Two in the Morning by enamors reviews
It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 460 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rhapsody in B by Lillybellis reviews
When a rising musician falls in love with his small-town childhood friend, can their yearly New Year's Eve tradition bring them together once he rockets to stardom and leaves her behind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,888 - Reviews: 2994 - Favs: 3,789 - Follows: 1,707 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12704 - Favs: 7,608 - Follows: 3,636 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme reviews
Sometimes the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mélange of Twilight and How to Be, with an Artward who so carefully and so softly sneaks under her skin and into her soul. Not your typical E/B romance. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,819 - Reviews: 3265 - Favs: 3,149 - Follows: 1,320 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Watching the Sky Turn by chrometurtle reviews
Entry for "The Black Balloon" Contest. Collaboration with ineedyoursway. "There are no such things as accidents when it comes to love. And there was so much love here."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,902 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Complete
Finding Relief by TwistedforTwilight reviews
When Bella loses her husband, Edward, in a tragic accident, to what length will she go to find relief? Edited: M for Coarse language and mentions of sex. All human. M sexy times. JasperxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 108,131 - Reviews: 1815 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Jasper, Bella
So Be It by SophiaAnne reviews
Happy Harry is here again, live and streaming right into where you live. Are you ready for me?” Will Bella Swan find out who's behind the sexy voice that has her all hot and bothered? BxE - AU/AH, OOC, Lemons and Language. Now revised and expanded.
Crossover - Pump Up The Volume & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,484 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella - Complete
White Blood by ineedyoursway reviews
ONE SHOT. AH. Bella is a librarian. Edward has leukemia. M for graphic images and a touch of lemon. tattward/inkella contest submission
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,530 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2606 - Favs: 1,994 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Murmur of Fire in the Vein by ElleCC reviews
One stormy Seattle night, the last person Bella expects to see appears without warning at her door. How will history—hers and his—impact their unexpected and growing friendship? AH, Bella/Jasper. Winner 2010 Bellie Award for "Edward Who?" category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,482 - Reviews: 3524 - Favs: 3,751 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Secrets Don't Keep Friends by KTBass reviews
AH. Everyone has secrets, and Bella Swan is no different. For months she's kept quiet, but the arrival of blunt Edward Cullen forces her to come clean with terrifying consequences. Secrets push friends away, but can honesty bring them back? Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,111 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Valediction by HumanShield reviews
Entry for LES FEMMES NOIRES ONE-SHOT CONTEST. Post-Breaking Dawn. EPOV. The consequences of forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,948 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4474 - Favs: 5,426 - Follows: 3,238 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Eclairs by Flaignhan reviews
CDHG "Can I just ask, what exactly are you planning on doing with that eclair?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,078 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 3,186 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5726 - Favs: 5,459 - Follows: 4,738 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
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Mission Possible reviews
It all begins with a spark, and a girl on a mission. All set to the music of seals barking. A place for a rambling love story. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 279 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Bella, Edward
Paper CutOuts reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10430 - Favs: 7,039 - Follows: 3,906 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thicker than Water reviews
Sisters have a special bond, stronger than friendship, more sacred than a significant other. Bella has always been the perfect big sister, then again, her sister has never possessed something so appealing. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,436 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella - Complete
Unraveled Knot reviews
A round peg in a square hole. It's not always the easiest fit that works the best. Maybe if it's not hard it's just not worth it. AU/AH E/B Collab with astilbe13 *DISCLAIMER* We do not own these characters, rather we borrow them for our use
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 169,074 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete