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Joined 10-23-08, id: 1723627, Profile Updated: 06-05-12
Author has written 10 stories for Pearls Before Swine, Doctor Who, Phineas and Ferb, Burn Notice, Keys to the Kingdom, Fairly OddParents, X-overs, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, One Piece, and Game X-overs.

I'm smallhobbit, and I... have a very varied list of favorites. Actually, if you try to ask me what my favorite anything is I'll probably just stare blankly at you till an answer pops into my head. (And then about a minute later a totally different possibly cooler answer will pop into my head, and you've already walked away...)

My mind is also filled with the most random things you've ever heard.


I have a YouTube account: http://www.youtube.com/user/lemongreen?feature=mhum

I'm on DeviantArt as well. (Not like a lot of you want to know that...):

FictionPress account: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/816055/ (Yes, I actually have original stories)

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I don't really care what kind of reviews you give me, if any, although constructive ones will probably catch my attention more. If you're extremely cruel I'll most likely just ignore you entirely considering I'd rather know how to make my writing better than know that it's horrible. (mainly because I already don't hold my writing in high-esteem... even though I want to be a writer...)


Proof positive I've been playing too many games:

1. I see puzzles everywhere...

2. It seems like every place I go has a different song.

3. I notice every inanimate object around me and try to figure out whether or not it would be useful later.

4. I check everything before I leave for hidden bonuses.

5. I'll talk aloud when no one else is around just because something needed to be explained.

6. I'll be silent as well because maybe I'm in an RPG.

7. I stockpile food in my room just in case I feel "low on health"

8. Every time something big happens I feel like I'm in a FMV sequence.

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Crossed by ForThoseWhoLikeToMoveItMoveIt reviews
A trip to the Tri State Area for a Swap Meet turns into an adventure for Mabel and Dipper, meanwhile Stan has some competition and Agent P has two VERY unexpected new recruits. Gravity Falls/Phineas and Ferb crossover.
Crossover - Phineas and Ferb & Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,526 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Perry, Dipper P.
Billy Stinson by EccentrikPirate reviews
HIMYM & Dr. Horrible crossover. What does Barney Stinson really do for a living? Why, of all places, did he decide to fulfill his community service hours at a homeless shelter? And why, oh why, does he seem to hate frozen yogurt so much?
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,224 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Robin S., Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Welcome to the Tragic Kingdom by Aquarian Wolf reviews
When a classic attraction is set to be demolished, Walt Disney World's most beloved Characters and a crew of cynical castmembers start a crusade to save it.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,112 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2007
I Know Where You Go Perry by FanficFemale reviews
Someone in the Flynn-Fletcher home knows the answer to that everyday asked question "Hey, where's Perry?"
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Perry - Complete
The Best Present Ever by Lupineleigh reviews
Gosalyn finds her dad's will and personal letters to everyone he cares about, bringing back memories of her past... And fears for the future.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,093 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Gosalyn, Drake Mallard - Complete
The Ties That Bind by Audrey Lynne reviews
Sequel to "Beauty and the Geek and Beyond," though you needn't read that one first. Drama abounds for the Flynn-Fletchers, starting with the return of Candace and Phineas' biological father. Deserves the T rating. Chapter 13 now up.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,956 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Linda, Candace
Fangirls by choochooshoe reviews
Edgeworth had heard of them, but he never thought they would be this bad.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Miles E. - Complete
Evil Villain Smack Down by shopgirl152 reviews
It's a war of words when Dr. Horrible and Dr. Doofenshmirtz argue over who the better villain is. But who will win? one-shot.
Crossover - Phineas and Ferb & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Total Reboot by Rowena Zahnrei reviews
When a brilliant Duckburg scientist and her revolutionary new super fuel are snatched by F.O.W.L. agents, Darkwing and GizmoDuck are on the case. Can they put aside their egos long enough to get her back? And how is this scientist connected to Megavolt?
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,788 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Megavolt, Darkwing Duck - Complete
It's Two Kinds of Magic by unknown20troper reviews
The Turner twins get Norm's lamp, while the Anti-Fairies attempt to take over the world again. Rated T to be safe.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Tommy T., Tammy T.
Beauty and the Geek and Beyond by Audrey Lynne reviews
The story of how the Flynn and Fletcher families came to be, then came together. Backstory galore! Rated T to be safe. Complete!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,260 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Linda, Lawence - Complete
The New Kid by Pojko reviews
Alternate Universe. At age 16, Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable have never met, until now. Kim has been up to her usual world saving business, but what has Ron been doing? Something that Kim probably won't like.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,761 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Ron S., Kim P. - Complete
The King in Ink by TokenKneecaps reviews
In which Mickey goes missing, various neuorses crack the surface, and there are more questions than answers.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010
The Forgotten Rabbit by Zombiegirl197 reviews
Kill the Mouse, Take his House, Win Father's love back, in a Snap, Get a Snack!" All he ever wanted was to be loved by Walt Disney...
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Complete
Agent in Training by Turtlegirl5 reviews
This story is about Perry's training in becoming a secret agent. Each level of training needed in order to get to where he is now.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,032 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Perry - Complete
Show Me Fifty Times And I'll Believe You by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
THEME CHALLENGE SET. There is no such thing as a "stock" relationship, as every connection between any two people is inherently unique. The relationships in Phineas and Ferb—platonic, romantic, or otherwise—are no different.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,836 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008
Fantastic Voyage by Owennumber1fan reviews
A sequel to 'the Stepbrother Sitch.' When Candace and her brothers visit, Kim finds herself dealing with the obcessed girl, as well as trying to stop Drakken & Doofenshmirtz's latest plan.
Crossover - Kim Possible & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,492 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
Team Disney by ZootyCutie reviews
The Disney Universe gets tilted on it's ear when it gets merged and humanized! Copyright info in first chapter.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,089 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008
Pushing Who: Happy Go Weirdy by Applegrass reviews
An ordinary day at the Pie Hole is halted by the arrival of a strange man and three companions in a bizarre blue box…chaos ensues…and Emerson finds he might just need their help with the latest, most mysterious case.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Pushing Daisies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,462 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - 10th Doctor
The Stepbrother Sitch by Owennumber1fan reviews
When Drakken is reported out of town, Kim & Ron follow his trail, and meet two very creative stepbrothers along the way.
Crossover - Kim Possible & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,378 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
The Table by Fleeting Eternity reviews
After Isabella is amazed by another one of Phineas's outstanding projects, she finally decides to ask how he got his creativity. Who knew that the answer would be something so simple? Oneshot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Perry's First Mission by Fleeting Eternity reviews
The story of how Perry became a secret agent- and his strange first mission along the way.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Faith by BandGeek58407 reviews
Rat is always beating up Pig, but why does Pig deal with it time after time? Oneshot.
Pearls Before Swine - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Pig, Rat - Complete
A Penny for Your Thoughts by EccentrikPirate reviews
A oneshot revealing some of Penny's thoughts during the events of Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Penny, Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Serendipity by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
For the silent one of the family, Ferb certainly keeps a lot of things to himself. This story is one of them.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Complete
The World's Greatest Criminal Mind by Rosethorn reviews
You know what we're going to do tomorrow night, Ratigan? Crossover with Pinky and the Brain.
Crossover - Pinky and the Brain & Great Mouse Detective - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Ridiculous by Rosethorn reviews
Wrong nemesis, Ratigan. Sherlock Holmes finds a rat in his apartments.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Great Mouse Detective - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Return of the Rat by Tokoya reviews
REPOST Things have been quiet since Ratigan's demise. A little too quiet...
Great Mouse Detective - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2007
What You Never Got by Cybra reviews
AU There's a spot on their mantel still waiting for Brain's Emmy. Pinky decides it's high time they filled it.
Pinky and the Brain - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Here I sit in the dark by Narfy reviews
(one shot) Snowball thinks about how much he hates Brain and to rule the world someday before him. Please Read and Review
Pinky and the Brain - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Complete
Elementary My Dear Conan by Hung Nguyen reviews
-CC:SH 22nd Century crossover- Conan Edogawa has always idolized Sherlock Holmes and uses him as inspiration in his detective work. However, Sherlock is only a fictional character and they could never meet... could they?
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,561 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 8/23/2004 - M. Sera, Shinichi K./Conan E., OC
Sam & Max vs Johnny the Homicidal Maniac by Question the Majority reviews
The name says it all, really: Everyone's favorite comic book Freelance Police are called in to take care of everyone's favorite comic book serial killer. [Rated PG for good, clean cartoony bloodless violence and comic book swear symbols.]
Sam & Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Complete
Burdens of Destiny by Aaron D reviews
My brother and I seem to have the weirdest problems...
Mario - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/25/2001
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Gold Roger High School reviews
The students at Gold Roger High had a hard enough life, but is the new student causing more trouble for them or is he actually a change for the better?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,694 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 7/31/2011
A Case of Writer's Block reviews
This is kind of from my perspective. Just a bunch of short stories I've typed up to help with getting over some writer's block I'm having. If it makes anyone else laugh, it's just a plus. I'm leaving it open just in case I write more of these.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 12,768 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010
Fan Girl Protection
A protection program for anyone who needs help from their extreme amount of fan-girls... er... maybe... at least some of them
Crossover - X-overs & Game X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,354 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2010
The Step Brother Turnabout reviews
Los Angeles can be a hard city when it comes to solving crime, but will a certain lawyer soon have more than enough help with his current case? And what in the world is Doof up to anyway?
Crossover - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/20/2010
Change in the Air reviews
Events in the House may call Arthur and Leaf back without meaning to. Events take place after Lord Sunday, so expect spoilers
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010
Dark Superstition, Much? reviews
A lot can happen in the future, including the return of old enemies, but can Timmy's kids stop them in one day or will they need more help then they can get?
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010
Dimensional Trouble reviews
The boys have decided to travel to a different dimension and accidentally land in one slightly similar to their own, but just how similar is it? I promise not to do anything to weird; it's basically just how I think an episode like this might go
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,633 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Complete
Abnormal Sight reviews
Very short oneshot; Micheal and Sam see something a little unusual even for Miami. Written from Micheal's point of view.
Crossover - Burn Notice & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Complete
Doctor in the Real World reviews
It's a bit of a what would happen if the Doctor were to land in a universe like ours during a celebration for the TV show; will work on it as I can. Please review
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009
A Look at the Neighborhood reviews
A somewhat novel-style fan-fic of Pearls Before Swine. Read at your own risk; I’ll take any reviews, and I do mean any… More chapters will be up as I have time to work on this.
Pearls Before Swine - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009