Huntress-for-Shadows
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Joined 10-23-08, id: 1723908, Profile Updated: 01-21-11

My Name is . . . it is better for the sanity of all those reading my stories to not really know. I am part of my schools speech and debate team and yes that does mean voluntarily giving up your Saturdays but what ever.

I like THE VAMPIRE ACADEMY SERIES, TWILIGHT, HARRY POTTER, OR ANY OTHER FICTION. I'm NOT like other girls violence and gore is my cup of tea I would rather watch ther terminator than the notebook.


THE LOGIC OF KYLE:

Reasons to HATE math.

1. Do you really trust someone named Pythagoras?

2. Despite what your teachers say you will never use half the things you learn in math.

3. Wrath, Math, do I sense some similarities?

4. Anything with more symbols then the alphabet, that isn't as useful, has got to be trouble.

5.YOU HAVE TO LEARN!!~KYLE


I think a lot of things are random and I'm random. I like shiny things and than proceed to laugh at them. I think that I'm physically younger than my mental age. I know that I am crazy and when people tell me that I am indeed crazy I lmao at them hysterically and say what was your first clue. People tell me I'm a loud mouth and I say ya think so now how ever on earth was this conclusion reached. I am willing to be called a nerd because oneday I'll be saying "MY FELLOW COUNTRY MEN IT IS MY PLEASURE TO STEP INTO OFFICE TODAY AND TO CHANGE THE WORLD TOMMOROW." while you shall be saying "WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?"

IN ORDER TO PRESERVE THE SANITY OF MY FOLLOWERS HERE IS THE AWESOME NESS THAT IS RANDOM ON THIS PAGE:


-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

-If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

-Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa

beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

-Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

-If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

- If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile.

- If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

- Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

- 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

- If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street copy and paste this into your profile.

- If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

- If you've reread Twilight over four times, copy and paste this onto your profile.

- 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

- If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

- If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile.

- If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

- 98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't emo, copy and paste this in your profile.

- If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile.

- If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

- If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

-You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

-If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

-If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile. (Hell Yess)

-If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (mwah ha ha)

-If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (twilight..)

-If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you love the rain, copy and past this onto your profile.

-If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

-If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.

-If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

-If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

-If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile

-If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

-If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

-If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile

-If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

-If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension. Copy and paste this in your profile..

-If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

-If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile

-IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

-If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (cough cough jacob black cough cough)

-You're jealous because the voices only talk to me! If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

-If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, ect) copy this to your profile.

-If you think that Mickey mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar then copy this onto your profile.

-If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you sometimes spontaneously break into song, you should have said no, you should have gone home, you should have thought twice, copy this into your profile, before you let it all go. (should have said no-taylor swift=)

-If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

-If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

-If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (or universe)

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

-If you fight with your computer put this in your profile.

-If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

-If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

-I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

-If whenever you see or hear the brand "volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrolably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile

-If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

-If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward", you freak out because you love him so much, copy this to your profile.

-If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

-My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

-If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

-You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile

-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

-If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.

-Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

-If you suck at sports, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you've ever read a book, then forgotten the plot by the next day, copy and paste this to your profile.

-For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

-If you have friends who say the most, annoying, random things. If your friends do weird dances, scream out in the middle of class, and just do the strangest things, but you love them anyway, because you are just like them, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you think rock paper scissors solves everything, copy this into your profile

-If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

-Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile

-If you've ever created an awkward silence, copy and paste this to your profile.

-You said you couldn't stand to see my heart break. . . so when you broke it, did you close your eyes?

-Sometimes you've got to smile and walk away... Hold your tears in and pretend like you're okay.

-Being mature is overrated.

-Being weird is like being normal, only better.

-I see regular people!

-I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

-I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

-Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

-Smile... it confuses people.

-Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

-The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

-I told my boyfriend he was gay and he hit me with his purse.

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

-Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

-Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

-I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

-I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

-One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

-They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.

-I don't obsess, I think intensely.

-Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

-When life gives you lemons go out & buy vodka.

-Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.

-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

-My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

-My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

-We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong.

-Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

-Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

-You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

-You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.-

-Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.(Freaky...)

-If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

- 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9,FriendofFoes, Psychic Vegetarian Vampire, Jace And Edward Fan, huntress for shadows

- The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

- If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

- If your like mini Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the Internet, copy this to your profile.

- If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

- If you dance in the shower, copy this into your profile.

- If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

- If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

- If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

- If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

- There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

-I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and says, "What the fuck, bitch, get the hell outta my way!" =p

-I am a proud part of the "Chasing Jacob Black Out of Town with Pitchforks Club." (personally I think it should be"Chasing Jacob Black Out of Town with Pitchforks Flamethrowers and Grendades Club." but thats just me...)

-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, put this in your profile.

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..

-A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

-A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

-A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "Man, we fucked up."

-Sorry I'm late. I got into a fight with my rice krispies. I distinctly heard, "Snap, Crackle, Fuck that Asshole."

-Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901

-Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies Since 1843

-Boys are like trees-- they take fifty years to grow up.

-STFU!! You are NOT bringing sexy back!!

-My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

-Your mom looks like VOLDEMORT!! (oh burn)

-Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way.

-Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then?

I find "good morning" contradictory.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

Guys should be like lattes: rich, strong, and hot!

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

An apple always keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Who ever said that nothing was impossible clearly never tried to slam a revolving door.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was NO match for me at kick boxing.

They say 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG!, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry.

A day without sunshine is, like, you know, night.

Before you criticize someone always walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about how to learn to dance in the rain.

You have been a naughty boy, go to my room!

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

Eagles may soar but bunnies don't get sucked into jet engines.

THE OBVIOUSLY I AM LIST OF DOOM: COPY AND PASTE AFTER YOU BOLD WHAT APPLIES TO YOU:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (ACTUALLY CATHOLIC SCHOOL UNIFORM)

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. (I AM A PICK AND CHOOSE PERSON SO YES I HAVE MOST OF THE RELIGIONS MARKED Not fun in a religious school

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.

I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

DO YOU NOW SEE HOW SCREWED UP I AM BECAUSE I AM OKAY WITH BEING SCREWED UP

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One More Secret by KatyForYou reviews
Aria's gone too far with her teacher - and now she has another secret to hide. But how long can she hide it from her friends, family and Ezra himself before "A" lets it out?
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 103,843 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Aria M., Ezra F.
Dear Bella Swan, you're Playing with the Big Boys by Dobber17 reviews
All Human. One day in gym class, Forks High learns that Bella Swan can kick. The football team needs a kicker. The result of that: Bella makes the football team. The problem: None of the guys want a girl on their team. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,377 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Camp Rock by flyboy-marine-Harm-Mac 4ever reviews
This is the way i decided to continue the story with our favourite pairing Smitchie and Naitlyn
Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,091 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 10/7/2008
Winds against a Star by valyria reviews
An obsession with a brilliant young cadet forces Spock to confront what it is to be both Vulcan and Human. A Spock/Uhura origins story set at the Academy. Mildly AU. Complete & Revised 23/11.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 187,308 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
The End of My Beginning by cheerleading847 reviews
Paige Walker, also known as Paul's little sister, is still trying to get use to the idea of being in high school. When Paul hears of her "little crush" on the newest werewolf, he tries to protect her. It doesn't really help that Collin imprinted on her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,110 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Collin, Paul - Complete
Unsaid by Alexander Ripley reviews
Movies can have interesting consequences
Kyle XY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,255 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 2/18/2009
Protecting Harry by Luvinlifee reviews
The Cullens go to Hogwarts to protect Harry Potter. During Half-Blood Prince. After Breaking Dawn. Rated T. Canon Pairings. Better on the inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 63,960 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Harry P., Bella
Seth Imprints NEW UPDATE 62009 by AliceWhite13 reviews
Seth Clearwater, now 17, imprints on Hannah, 14. Seth learns she has some secrets left over from before he knew her. Can he make it alright for Hannah, or will she always be scared. Way better than summary is. At least I think it is. lol.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,687 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Seth
The Bonds of Blood by Darth Marrs reviews
YASBF Yet Another Soul Bond Fic starting with the Chamber of Secrets. Harry and Ginny have to learn to live with a bond that steals away their privacy and leaves them dependent on each other and frightened for their future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 191,649 - Reviews: 4172 - Favs: 3,656 - Follows: 2,139 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Unguarded Whispers: Tower Prep Ficlets by paynesgrey reviews
This is a collection of short ficlets and drabbles from the Cartoon Network's series Tower Prep, with a variety of pairings, ratings, and genres. In-progress.
Tower Prep - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010
Harry Potter and Godric's Legacy by hermyd reviews
Post OotP. AU. Harry is fed up with Dumbledore's interference and sets out to do things his way, with help from some unexpected sources. When he learns the second half of the Prophecy, and finds his power, he won't allow anything to stand in his way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 116,726 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 3,054 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
The Visitors by Marista reviews
STORY COMPLETE - This story takes place at the academy and gives yet another version of how Spock and Uhura ended up togther. People often have passions for one another, but sometimes need outside influences to get them together - enter The Visitor
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,294 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
The Cullen Boys by topazgirl14 reviews
A fatal car crash leaves Bella alone. Because it was their fault, The Cullen Boys, a famous band take Bella in. What is life among the rich and famous. Especially when it's in secret. What about a secret love? Will anything get in their way? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,790 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Football by Vanessa Cullen 17 reviews
After the Cullen's leave Bella becomes a zombie. But she soon snaps out of it and decided to do something that will keep her mind occupied. She wants to try out for the Forks High School football team.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,015 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella
Cullens Back at Forks after some ah many years by Annette Lee reviews
The Cullens are back at Forks again. It's been years since they left. Edward braces himself for the thoughts, Emmett is all for pranks, Jasper just wants to get away from the school, while the girls are furious at the girls at school. Post Breaking Dawn..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 93,115 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
New Girl Plays What? by bellabasketball reviews
Bella Swan,brother of Emmett, just moved to Forks, and started attending high school. She is everything Edward wants in a girl and more, and then to add to that, he finds out she plays basketball too. All Human....Bella's more confident
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,722 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009
Happy Ending by HaveYouEverHeardTheStory reviews
Sequel to Beautiful mistake. Rachel has chosen an dthere are a few hurdles before Her and her Love get there happy ending.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Naitlyn:Songfics by LoveDensi36 reviews
short songfics about Naitlyn. I'll take requests.
Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,487 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Caitlyn G., Nate
Surviving Night by teamedward86 reviews
Set after Untamed. Zoey's now in those disgusting tunnels after the evil Kalona is released. How will she deal with her feelings for Erik, and can he see past her betrayal. This story is all about them and their road back to each other. ZxE Lemons AU
House of Night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,020 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Zoey R., Erik N. - Complete
Of Simple Moments by DaybyDay reviews
“Our parents were never able to give the original Enterprise the pomp and circumstance she deserved on her maiden voyage...”
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,988 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Waiting by Oxiemoron reviews
Embry, Seth, Jacob, and Leah are the last of the wolves this is their story. And what has Embry discovered that may change everything?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Embry, Leah
SEQUAL 2 ROMEO N JULIET TWELTH NIGHT STYLE by vicki86 reviews
Sequals finally up, this is the beach vacation that was talked about at the end. Justin's back and making more trouble and there is lots of craziness that is goign to surround the group. R&R! Summery sucks, hope you ready anyways!
She's the Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,456 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 5/2/2007
Aftermath by Scream to the Stars reviews
Kalona's gone for now. So what about Zoey and Stark who's finally found peace? one-shot
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2009 - J. Stark, Zoey R. - Complete
How I Accidentally Got Married to My Stepbrother by J.S. Goldberg reviews
One fateful night, stepsibs Casey and Derek accidentally get married. What will happen? How will Nora and George feel? And will they even want a divorce? DASEY!
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,116 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 1/12/2008
CSIM-Til Death do us Part by Andorian Ice Princess-AIP reviews
Follows Sink or Swim. What if Eric's only option was to marry Calleigh? Not the way he pictured starting his future with her. With a hit on him and a shaky past, Eric has a lot to contend with besides his new married life. Will they last? E/C
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 113,716 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Calleigh D., Eric D. - Complete
A Cullen epidemic! by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
What happens when Bella gets the chicken pox? Bella hates staying in bed and gets rebellious, and what makes the Cullens so miserable? It will happen when they least expect it! BXE EXR EXC AXJ set before Breaking dawn, but post Eclipse! HAPPY READING! :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,252 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Got Your Back by KaylieR reviews
When Viola meets her new roommate, Duke, she lets him in on her secret identity. Duke has Viola's back and with no secrets between the two a relationship can blossom, and Viola's experience at Illyria is entirely different.
She's the Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,071 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009
Amber Redbird Night by Beckaabook reviews
Amber is the daughter of Erik & Zoey. She is just starting the school of night. She's never been excepted before because of her paernts - Can House of night change all?
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,703 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009
Apologize by woodfairy140 reviews
Erik and Zoey apologize directly after the 'acting' scene in Untamed. Warning:Spoilers. Disclaimer: I do not own anything to do with HON. Tear,sniff.Lemon up!
House of Night - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Erik N., Zoey R.
A Constant Horizon by southern cross reviews
It was time to see clearly again. It was time to let go. There was a new day fast approaching. Spoiler warning. Post S2 cliffhanger. Oh, and it's Kessi.
Kyle XY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,187 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
The Talk with Edward and Renesmee by Tina Cullen reviews
After Renesmee and Jacob kiss, Edward and Bella decide it's time to discuss the Birds and the Bees with her. Chaos ensues with the family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,340 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Wonderwall by 2013as reviews
Leah left La Push and now is returning,she realize things have changed at home, Sam has a new gang of boys with him 24/7..including her best friend Jacob..but what happens when the mysterious boy Embry imprints on her is her heart ready to love again?..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 89,037 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Leah, Embry - Complete
Down Goes Another One by thesebrandneweyes reviews
Leah Clearwater's pospective. She is still trying to get over Sam Uley, and finds it all too much when another member of her pack imprints. Leah makes a big step and moves out, and enrolls in Forks High School. Will she ever find love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009
Jacob & Renesmee After Breaking Dawn by xEmmaBx reviews
One year after Jacob imprinted on Renesmee and made her his soulmate. Jacob wants to take their relationship to a new level, but does Edward approve? Rated M for a reason ..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,974 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Neverending Story by Meylinda reviews
Jacob and Renesmee are married and live together. The story is about the more "fun" aspects of their relationship and life. But what will happen to the Cullens when Renesmee becomes pregnant? All normal pairings J/A, E/B, Em/R, C/E Is LEMONLICIUS! R&R! xD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,533 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Lillie Isabelle Cullen by Carlisle'sPetiteDefenseur reviews
What if Carlisle and Esme adopted one more child?What interesting things can happen in her life as a Cullen,and how powerful is she?Set 7 years after Breaking Dawn. Chapter 34:Epilogue. Please, Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 51,964 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete
Bella's Hogwarts by ObsessiveAvidReader7 reviews
Bella gets THE LETTER. THE LETTER is excepting her into Hogwarts, again. She got it before when she was 11, but decided to be home schooled. Now she has to go for the last two years to get her wizarding license. Will she go?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adventures of Girl Factor and Connect 3 by Chantel Lynn reviews
Girl Factor and Connect 3 are on tour and trying to figure out love and live on the road. Will happens on tour will change their lives forever? Plus look for more love, life and drama. Smitchie, Naitlyn, Jason & Lola JaLo Part 2 of Rocking Christmas R&R
Camp Rock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,649 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008
Now You're One of Us by fairywings81 reviews
While vacationing, Alice and Jasper Hale stumble across the planning of a massacre. Emma Volding is a six-year-old who's mother is killed in the fray. Seeing she has a similar gift, Carlisle grants permission for Alice and Jasper to take her in as theirs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,974 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Together forever by SarahMacKennie reviews
I'm really bad at titles so please don't judge by that. I'm also bad at summary's but here we are: Shane ask's Mitchie to come on tour with him, can Shane keep control of himself? What happens if he doesn't? ShanexMitchie, NatexCaitlyn JasonxPeggy
Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,442 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008
Unwrapped by JoVersify reviews
All Bella wants for Christmas is to be immortal and The Cullens are gonna give it to her! First fanfic foray - For jandco & WtVoC's A Very Cullen Christmas Contest. One-shot. Read this flaming pile of excrement at your own risk! TONS OF RIDICULOUS CITRUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,051 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 79 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Another Generation by sarahXjacob reviews
Renesme's getting older and is approaching adulthood which,for her, means being frozen in time physicaly But she still has some time before then.There's something she wants before her body can no longer grow. -no longer updating-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,318 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Alice and Jasper True Love by IronHeartAlchemist reviews
A really cute thing I found about Alice and Jasper Read it and review! I know u love it :P
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Sundown : Renesmee & Jacob by JessicaInWonderland reviews
Jacob and Renesmee face the challenges ahead in their friendship. R&R?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,495 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Fireplace Romance by brokenrhyme reviews
Harry and Hermione have always looked out for one another, but will a night beside the toasty common room fire change everything? Brief appearance from Ron, and a very very long and tart lemon follows. H/Hr one-shot, 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Either This Or by bahjcb reviews
The fighting was driving them crazy it was either this or murder them both. Now, if only the family could survive the solution. Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 111,074 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
The Silver Era by Queen Red Rum reviews
In Narnia Edmund and Lucy had been in love, with each other. Now, the two of them are trying to adjust to their love back in England. Then, a few years after their adventure with Prince Caspian, the two of them come back to Narnia as Aslan had told them.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,077 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Lucy Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie
Vanished Barriers by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry's true feelings for Hermione are revealed when he tries to replace the pair of knickers that he accidentally-on purpose vanished. Hermione then returns the favor. Fluffy H/Hr one shot with a disturbing reference to Petunia Dursley's laundry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Graduation Almost Complete by moodygirl6 reviews
Dumbledore's crazy idea for Harry and friends to graduate Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Time Changes Everything by soulmatesDC reviews
After graduating high school, Derek and Casey hear something unsettling. When they find themselves somewhere unexpected, will they be able to put their differences aside to get back home?
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,914 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Complete
The Heirs of Hogwarts by PhoenixFirebolt reviews
In 6th year, Hermione stumbles upon an ancient prophecy concerning the Four Founders of Hogwarts. Now four of the students find out exactly who they are and that they must join forces to defeat Voldemort and rid all evil in the world. AU fic. HHR, DG, RLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 209,265 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Life With Derek: The Secret by BigDaddyThaddy reviews
There is something about Casey that only Derek knows. They had met previously back before they became siblings. They shared things things that nobody knew they had together. Things that explain how they are together. Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,207 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
What You Need by daseyshipper reviews
[Life with Derek] Derek needs to bring his grades up, Casey needs to play hockey. But in the end, of course, what they really need is each other.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,606 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Complete