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Hey peoples!! 83 Anyway . . . good luck with your stories. Thanks. ENJOY! And if you've read my profile, you'll see I like to collect funny sayings and what-not, so if you have anything I don't already, tell me please! ;D Peace Out!

My Favorite Books:

1. Maximum Ride (... I am jealous. I want wings.)

2. Vampire Academy Series (Hey, they don't sparkle, so shut up)

3. Percy Jackson and the Olympians (Who doesn't want magical powers and an immortal parent? Plus, his pen is kick-ass)

4. Anything a friend of mine writes (You know who you are. Don't deny your skills)

5. Avalon (Yes, I realize that it's for "small children", but I still love this series. Go Ozzy!)

That's it . . . I know, I'm picky . . .

My Favorite Things to Do:

1. Sleep

2. Read

3. Write

4. Eat Lasagna!

5. Hang with friends

6. Play with my dog

7. Watch TV

8. Play video games

9. GO ON FANFICTION!!

10. Go on deviantart

Best Friend Thingys

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: Is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks up with you.

Best Friend: Will call him, whispering 'Seven days...

Friend: Fade

Best Friends: Are 4 Ever

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

Everyone has a wild side - me and my friends just prefer to make it public

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb-war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile (and I'm proud of it thank you very much)

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you, you asshole."

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Girls

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you,
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups..

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile. o_o I would cut off my toe for wings.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without spelling rap.

If you are a loner/goth/emo/freak/punk/weird person, then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'color' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile. Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., WiseOne27,LoveTheSun, animaluver101, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict

If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still), MiracleJade (Legolas from Lord of the Rings, Murtagh from Eragon movie (sucked) and Kisten from Kim Harrison books), xXxNyte-chanxXx (Edward Cullen-Twilight duh...Ian MacPhie-Love at Skate series), The Dawn Is Breaking (Edward Cullen -squee-, Edward Rochester (Jane Eyre)), twilite addict (Emmett Cullen)

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FrevrnvrLasts, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, Warrior-Wolf1

Admitting you are weird is normal. Admitting you are normal is odd. Different is odd and different is not good. If you are weird and proud of it, put this in your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Funny random stuffels

Friends: Tell you that you look nice.
Best Friends: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

Friends: Say "see you later!"
Best Friends: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

Friends: Forgive you.
Best Friends: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

Friends: Politely refuse food.
Best Friends: Demand it and wipe your pantry clean.

Friends: Bail you out of jail.
Best Friends: Are sitting in the jail cell with you and saying "LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"

Friends: Are only through school.
Best Friends: Are forEVER!

Friends: Tell jokes with you.
Best Friends: Have countless inside jokes with you.

Friends: Forget you.
Best Friends: Love you forever.

Friends: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
Best friends: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

Friends: Annoy you.
Best Friends: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

Friends: Like you.
Best Friends: Love you.

Friends: Laugh with you.
Best Friends: Laugh AT you...WITH you.

Friends: Sober you when you're drunk.
Best Friends: Are the ones handing you the alcohol and laughing.

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

When you're in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "damn that was fun!"

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!"

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?"

I called your boyfriend 'gay' and he hit me with his purse!

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

One for Girls!
(A) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman alive!" The woman replies "I'll miss you..."
(B)Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him, And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
(C) Q:What do you call an intelligent, good-looking, sensitive man? A: Gay.
(D) Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species.

Indifference will certainly be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

Tell a man there is 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a seat has wet pain on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

Humanitarians help humans but vegetarians EAT vegetables.

There are very few personal problems that can't be excused by an adequate amount of high explosives.

Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them.

It's a control freak thing, I wouldn't let you understand.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Support your local medical examiner-die strangely.

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART!?

15 Things to do when your in Wal-mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.

1. 42 XD You know it's the meaning of life...

2. 14

3. (If you're reading this, and you'll know who you are, just guess who I put here. Think blind, pyro, and cook)

4. Destiny

5. Sadie

6. Samantha

7. Sam

8. I Don't Care (Huh.. maybe it's just cause I'm listening to it...)

9. Viva la Vida

10. Ironic (Ironic, right?)

11. Unbreakable (... Wow)

Poems

Did you ever fall for someone you know you shouldn't?
Try hard to fight your feelings, but you just couldn't?
You fall deeper with each passing day,
But try to hide it in every possible way.
He's only a friend, and nothing else-
That's the lie you keep telling yourself.
You keep on saying he's just a bud,
But deep inside, you're falling in love.
You get so giddy when you meet his eyes,
But keep reminding yourself it isn't right.
A simple glance turns into a stare,
But you pretend that you don't care.
Its 'not right' for you two to be,
Is that why you hide it so no one can see?
But how long will you pretend,
Keep lying that he's just a friend?
Perhaps your feelings you never can show,
Perhaps its 'wrong' for him to know.
Your friendship can't be risked over this,
So being his girl is an impossible wish...

Smile so the tears don't fall,
Laugh like you don't hurt at all,
Fake it so he'll never know,
That you still haven't let him go...

I'm not supposed to love you,
I'm not supposed to care,
I'm not supposed to live my life
Wishing you were there,
I'm not supposed to wonder
Where you are or what you do,
I'm sorry I can't help myself,
'Cause I'm in love with you!

Did you ever love someone, and know they didn't care?
Did you ever feel like crying, knowing it would get you no where?
Did you ever look into someone's eyes and say a little prayer?
Did you ever look into someone's heart, wishing you were there?
Did you ever watch someone walk away, not wanting them to go?
Did you whisper 'God, I love you,' but never letting them know?
You cry at night in misery and almost go insane.
Nothing in this world causes so much pain.
If I could choose between love and death, I think I'd rather die.
Love hurts, and the price you pay is high.
So I say 'Don't fall in love, it'll hurt before its through.'
You see my friend, I ought to know, because I fell in love with you...

You don't even notice the pain in my eyes,
Even though the smile on my face is my only disguise,
So I'll hide my tears, then I'll cry all alone,
No hand to hold onto because this pain is unknown,
So I will go now with a smile on my face,
Hiding it all, leaving a tear without a trace...

A poem I am passing on about child abuse, I hope you pass it on too.
My name is Tiffany, I am three,
My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,
I must be stupid, I must be bad,
What else could have made, my daddy so mad?
I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me,
I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up all day long,
When I'm awake I'm all alone,
The house is dark, my folks aren’t home,
When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight, I just heard a car,
My daddy is back, from Charlie’s bar,
I hear him curse, my name is called,
I press myself against the wall,
I try to hide from his evil eyes,
I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry,
He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault he suffers at work,
He slaps, and hits me, and yells at me more,
I finally get free and run to the door,
He’s already locked it and I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me, against the hard wall,
I fall to the floor, with my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues, with more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream, but its now much to late,
His face has been twisted, into a unimaginable shape,
The hurt and the pain, again and again,
O please God, have mercy! O please let it end!
And he finally stops, and heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless, sprawled on the floor,

My name is Tiffany, I am three,

Tonight my daddy, murdered me...
And you can help to stop this for others. If you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness because you would have to be one heartless person to not be effected by this poem and because you are effected, do something about it! So all I ask you to do is pass this on! If you are against child abuse. And believe me, I
am.

You know you live in 2010 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this on your profile if you did this. You know you did...

Friends

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

~Muffins are just ugly cupcakes- But we love them anyway. ~

~A day without laughter is a day wasted.~


Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

hahahah!! funnyness!!

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

Over and out!

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Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Artemis C./Artemis, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
The Edge of the Universe by Satellites on Parade reviews
Artemis falls with all the grace and weightlessness of a body underwater, and she has accepted where she is going – until a voice interrupts her descent, and something changes. A little bit Wally/Artemis.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Artemis C./Artemis, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Who is She? by Fae Faythe reviews
Everyone knows that Artemis, the newest member of the Young Justice team, has a dark past, but who, exactly, is she? And how did she get mixed up in the superhero game?
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,832 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Artemis C./Artemis, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
The Pack, Experimental Erasers by demon of my heart and mind reviews
My name is Subject Fifty-Two, but my family calls me Shade. My 'Pack' and I were suposed to replace the Erasers, but we proved too uncontrollable. This is our story, of where my Pack, joins with a Flock. Iggy/OC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Iggy
Visit from the Future by maxride08 reviews
A winged girl named Sam comes to the flock claiming that shes from the future. Fang knows shes keeping secrets from them. Her secrets are revealed, and the consequences force the flock to travel to the future themselves. What they learn changes everything :: ON HIATUS
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 39,992 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 9/8/2007
Magic Fingers by Black Licorice Addict reviews
She wanted to hate him, she really did. At least until the day she discovered he had magic fingers...
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Artemis C./Artemis, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Valentine by ciaan reviews
Inter-cultural communication can be very difficult. Aqualad, Superboy, Miss Martian, Artemis.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Complete
When They Chase Us by blackwolf412 reviews
Hello. It's me again. I didn't know I'd ever meet kids like me. I didn't know I'd ever fear for my life on an almost-daily basis. But you know what? I don't care. 'Cuz I'm havin' the time of my life.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 170,894 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Complete
The Pack by skamusic4 reviews
After Fang leaves, the Flock needs something new. The solution? Their wolf-human alter-egos, the Pack. There's more to it than any of them know, though. Sometimes, it takes a leap of faith to get where you need to be. IggyxOC,some Max/Fang action.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 69,130 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Max, Iggy - Complete
A Rush of Air by KickTheBucket reviews
After a horrible night, Artemis finds Kid Flash with his head in his hands on the bathroom floor. A surprise outing follows... A response to Grim Lullaby's Sugar Sweet Challenge.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Artemis C./Artemis, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Defect by Skadi 2. Marchking reviews
Nudge was on her side, eyes glazed, cuts pressed on skin, smile silly, face pretty. #Niggy one-shot#
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Nudge, Iggy - Complete
New In Town by BoOk-NeRd38 reviews
Max moves into a new town and meets Drew, Angel, Ian, Nikki, Garik, and Jaz. They all have something in common, but none of them know it yet. They are "normal" kids in a "normal school", until they start being chased. A/U. T for safety.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,648 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009
A 25 Fic Challenge by penspunk reviews
A 25 fic challenge. Iggy gets attacked in Wal-Mart, Max attempts to cook again , and Nudge loses a bet...and that's just the beginning. Plenty of laughs, some fax, etc. Also, message me if you're interested in helping with something. Read on.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,209 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Fang, Max
Out With a Bang by YumKiwiDelicious reviews
Shock has gotten old enough to live with the witches of Halloween Town, but Lock and Barrel have decided they're not letting her leave without playing one last prank for the history books. Lock/Shock. HIATUS
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,446 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Shock, Lock
Dark Blue by Madeline Cullen reviews
Have you ever been alone in a crowded room? With blind eyes that see all, and a useless voice box. She never knew anything outside the Facility, so when she makes a messy escape and meets the Flock, what happens? Why does she look so much like Fang?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 54 - Words: 120,392 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Iggy - Complete
Memoirs of the Lost and Forgotten by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
They thought they were doing us a favor. They thought stealing away our memories was the right thing to do. They thought giving us a normal life was best. They thought losing the only family we had ever known was a small consequence in the bigger picture ... They were wrong.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,028 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Raven by Bird of Flames reviews
My name is Kangee. I lived on Native American restervation until I was kidnapped. I am now 96% human and 4% griffin. I am alone and scared and can't hunt or gather food well. But now its all changed I have met a Flock who have taken me in.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Max, Iggy
When Sparks Fly by blackwolf412 reviews
Okay. I didn't ask to be genetically altered while I was in the womb. I didn't ask to be brutally attacked in some Chicago alley. I didn't ask to run into six other mutants. But it all happened anyway. So here goes.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 150,374 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
Daughter of Aro by Mrs Cullen for Life reviews
Bella is the daughter of Aro. she lives in Volterra with her Dad and uncles, Caius and Marcus. Then at a gathering she meets the Cullen's but one in particular, Edward. Will love blossom for Edward and Bella under the watchful eye of Aro? R & R Please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 86,377 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Portaling: Do's and Don'ts by Caris L. Clearwater reviews
Magic. It can be a problem. And no one knows better than Portal witch, Violetta Parker. So she knows she's potentially screwed when she's sucked into a Portal with no way out. Good news? She's run into the Flock. Bad news? She might never make it home.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,044 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Iggy
A New Way Of Life by LoveStoryFanatic reviews
AU! No wings! Max, Gazzy, Angel, and Ella are all siblings. They live with Dr. M and Jeb. But Jeb is a bit psycho. What happens when Fang, Iggy and Nudge move into the neighborhood? What will happen when worse comes to worst? Read and find out!REVIEW PLZ!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,633 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
When Fangs and Wings Collide by aberk19 reviews
What happens when Max and the gang move to Forks? They meet up with some unexpected people-- or rather, vampires. What does it take for Fang to finally snap? Max... and that's about it. Her world is falling down around her, and there's nothing she can do.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,111 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Max, Edward - Complete
Die by BadaBingxBadaBoom reviews
Wet tears slide down her cheeks and roll off the curve of her lips, disappointment saturating her bones. She’s too late, and she’s dead, and there’s nothing she can do because it’s over and she was too late.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Max - Complete
Pedophiles by BadaBingxBadaBoom reviews
Who really knows what hides in the dark trees at night? Apparently, pedophiles, if anyone believes Ella. Which Max doesn't. At all. One-shot, with a little Fax, as always :P
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,087 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Max, Ella - Complete
Separated by animal-luver8153 reviews
After another attempt at bringing Oogie back, the trio are being separated between the worlds for one year. But when it's time to go home, the doors start breaking. Can Shock fix them or have the trio seen each other for the last time? Mostly Shock P.O.V
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,085 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Shock, Lock - Complete
Sam's Phone Call by BadaBingxBadaBoom reviews
Tell him I'm gay."-Max "Are you really?"-Nudge "No, of course not!"-Max. One-shot about Max dumping Sam and him refusing to quit calling her. AU, AH. Rated T for some swears.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Max
Unknowingly Knowing the Past by Ellie is a freak name reviews
The Cullens know nothing of Twilight:the book by Meyer entailing their secrets.No one in Forks does.But Ella does.Now she's in Forks,so are the Cullens. Will she affect their lives with her knowlege?Will she even tell them?How would they react?cannon pair
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,961 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008
The Geico Gecko Meets The Twilight Characters by fluffily reviews
A total crackfic in which each and every one of the Twilight characters meets the Geico car insurance gecko. Hell mall? Alpacas? Torture? Severly strange happy places? The death of Eddie-kins's Volvo? Killer shirts? Read now and be amazed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,381 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008
Emmett's Makeover by Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein reviews
What happens when you combine Alice, Emmett, and the word "makeover"? Find out! Hilarity ensues. Emmett's pov.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 8,415 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
Cassandra by Rainpath reviews
In ancient Greek mythology, Cassandra was cursed by Apollo to have visions of evil and misfortune. In modern day Pennsylvania, Emily Fletcher has been getting premonitions, but who is sending them? Emily-centric.
Avalon Web of Magic - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,215 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
The Trio Beginning by Alicefan1 reviews
Ever wonder how the Halloweentown trio came to be? Before Oogie Boogie, before Halloweentown, before pranks? Everyone has and ending...but not all are told of beginnings...PLEASE REVIEW!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,202 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009
Vacation Land by Alicefan1 reviews
Jack and Sally just got married. When they go on a cruise, someone little tricksters tag along...Then they kidnap a plane, destroy the cruise, and get hooked on coffee...
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,736 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009
How I Married EdwardCullen & Starred in a TV Show by calypsorchid reviews
Bella wakes up to a cameracrew and one member of the most famous - or infamous - families ever - the Cullens -who is now her new HUSBAND!What’s she going to do when she finds out her life is now a television drama,and there’s nothing she can do about it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
The King and His Pawns by Snowlia reviews
Amongst their busy lives as mages and teens the girls discover a book...an old book that leads them on a quest to discover the horrible truth of what happened to the first mages 1,000 years ago.
Avalon Web of Magic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,123 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 5/7/2006
Lock, Shock and Barrel at Booker T Washington! by Lockshockbarrel5 reviews
What will happen when Lock, Shock and Barrel are banished when they crash Sally's wedding? Then they are sent in the real world to go to a school called Booker T. Washington.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2009
Alice's New Pet by OverlyObbsessedAboutTwilight reviews
Alice gets lonely so she gets a pet, what will happen to it when Jasper gets jealous?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Alice - Complete
The Chronicles of DreamClan: The Kin of Bloodstar by Dreamnorn reviews
Burningpaw is discovered to be the last in the line of Bloodstar's kin, supposedly following the pawsteps of the most famous tyrannous leader of the past. Feeling unwanted and alone, he runs away... just when FrostClan needs him most! Rated T, for safety.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,208 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008
Nina Tala by Fallen Dreamer reviews
This is based after the book, Heart of Avalon. Adriane finds herself in a mix of emotions that she can't control. Zach is making alot of visits to her and Joey keeps popping up. What is a young mage to do? This is my first fic so please rr!
Avalon Web of Magic - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,515 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 4/17/2006
Like a Lost Puppy, but More Sarcastic by Rasberry Parfait reviews
A human girl decides she wants to be friends with Jasper and doesn't take no for an answer. Why? What makes him so special? Rated k for excessive sarcasm and the use of the c-word. JasperXOC FRIENDSHIP not romance, I promise.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,252 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Jasper, Seth - Complete
Set Up Sleep Over by withered rose 14 reviews
Nasuada and Murtagh seem to hate each other but it truth they have feelings for one another. As they go on a one night sleep over, a strong snow storm traps them inside the house for a number of days. Would feelings finally bloom? Murtagh/Nasuada & EA.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,157 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
Twilight: Instant Messaging by jn.v13 reviews
I know this has been done many, many times over but I thought it would be fun to write it anyways! Hope you enjoy it as much as I did! :-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008
Moving on or Running Away? by Garret's Silver Falcon reviews
The three mage's have been away four years. They have changed, why? And who is Astrella? She seems to have taken their place. Rated for one kiss and some fights. And this is my first one. Mainly focused on made up chaector with mains interwined. R&R ples.
Avalon Web of Magic - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,608 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Be My Valentine? by Snowlia reviews
Emily pays Marlin a visit on Valentine's Day.
Avalon Web of Magic - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Emily F., Marlin
Trouble With Brain Switching and Chaos by JessyCakes5526 reviews
Lock, Shock and Barrel are switched! Lock is in Shocks body Shock is in Barrels body and Barrel is in Lock body. Jack sends the trio to see Chaos. Invader Zim cross over.Manga Ranga'sRanga is also in this story
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007
You Know Your Obsessed With InuYasha When by SerinaParker reviews
A humorfilled InuYasha one shot!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
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Fire and Ice reviews
What happens when the Cullen's find a vampire in the woods? She's lost, scared, and on the run. Her secret could destroy them all, if even by accident. And why are the Volturi involved? First fanfiction story. Based before Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,246 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Edward, Alice
Wolf Fangs reviews
Tara's life just went up in flames. Literally. With her parents dead and her brother missing, Tara is sent to foster parents in none other than Forks, Washington. But what are the weird hot flashes, and why is someone following her? T for mild swearing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010