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I am a total smut lover...I mean, what was Twilight missing...SEX! So that is the majority that I read on this site. I am usually a strict E/B reader, but lately I have become obsessed with E/J (Thank you manyafandom!)

I read most of these stories while eating lunch at my desk (God bless cubicles) and squeal every time a new chapter is updated.

And thank you to the brilliant writers that keep me entertained on a daily basis...I love you all.

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Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 5972 - Favs: 4,072 - Follows: 2,943 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5455 - Favs: 6,639 - Follows: 5,208 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14453 - Favs: 7,546 - Follows: 5,334 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9200 - Favs: 8,857 - Follows: 4,934 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Lesson in Love by Lillie Cullen reviews
Final installment in Lessons Trilogy. The vampires are at war, and Bella is forced to use her powers in a way she never imagined. When things take a turn for the worse, can Edward and Jasper save her from the evil ones who have fallen under her spell?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,923 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Deep Dish by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Sexy, brooding Jack Charles left Seattle to escape the specter of a love he could never have. A fresh start in Chicago and a new relationship hold promise and hope for him. OTT spinoff; original & canon characters. Explicit sexuality/language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 212,342 - Reviews: 3273 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4266 - Favs: 4,158 - Follows: 4,682 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5371 - Favs: 6,938 - Follows: 3,341 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What was I thinking? by JayceStorm reviews
Slash: Edward is a famous actor who receives an unusual fan letter. E/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,009 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,982 - Reviews: 6748 - Favs: 2,359 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Passion and Disaster by ignrntslt reviews
Jasper has a chance encounter with Edward that changes everything. Lemons! Mature content! Also be warned, the language is natural and fairly coarse, and may offend as compared with the books. I hope you'll read on, regardless!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,298 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Jasper, Edward
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5779 - Favs: 3,918 - Follows: 2,092 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2417 - Favs: 2,890 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
A Lesson in Fate by Lillie Cullen reviews
The much anticipated sequel to A Lesson in Release. Jasper has won the girl of his dreams and they are beginning a new life together at college. But what happens when fate intercedes? Will he be able to hold onto her or will she return to Edward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 195,653 - Reviews: 9251 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Evading The Orbit by TrampyVampies reviews
Edward & Jasper are two anti-social college students who share a close & solitary friendship. When Jasper’s feelings grow, will Edward succumb to the pressure of high-expectation, or embrace his feelings and evade the orbit of conformity? E/J Slash AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,865 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4381 - Favs: 5,130 - Follows: 3,128 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5598 - Favs: 5,150 - Follows: 4,533 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Snapshots by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Snapshots of Edward and Jasper's lives together, from the day they met to disastorous dates to cuddles. Slash. Lemons. Tattoos. Prequel to Ink Me, Baby.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,802 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Jasper
The Saga Continues by AprilMeeha reviews
It has been a little over a year since Bella was changed, and now the family believes it is time to start up the human charade again. They move to Alaska and everyone starts with school again. What will Bella get them all into? Story is on hiatus. Sorry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,335 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella