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Joined 02-18-02, id: 172437
Author has written 14 stories for Invader Zim, Final Fantasy I-VI, Star Ocean, Pokémon, Jhonen Vasquez, Sam & Max, Inuyasha, Futurama, and Mario.

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Hello, my name is Matt Garner. I am an adult male humanoid currently residing on the planet Earth. I am a cartoonist and I urge you to visit my website to view my artwork. Also, I write fanfictions of various sorts primarily dealing in the genre of comedy. Thank you and have a good day.

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Sweets and Laughs by FanOfCartoons reviews
Inspired by the charectors created by in Tumblr blogs : Ask Vaudeville and Ask Sweetheart Pony Vaudeville, a comedian down on his luck meets the girl of his dreams, Sweetheart, a pony who special talent is making sweets but times are tough for she is having trouble bringing in customers, its up to Vaudeville and his comdic skills to help save her dreams.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013
The You Of Yore by Almandine-Azaleea reviews
Kagome gets to see Inuyasha as she has never seen him before. Chapter 26: It is time.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,591 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
An Inquisitive Mind by Almandine-Azaleea reviews
Curiosity is a dangerous thing, as Inuyasha is about to find out. Ah well, no pain, no gain. Belated White Day fic
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Words that Comfort, Words that Break by Almandine-Azaleea reviews
When Inuyasha gets trapped by villagers, the wounds they inflict go deeper than physical scars. She will protect him: from them, from pain, from himself. A reversal of values of sorts. Epilogue: He was real! He was hers! Most importantly, he was happy! IK
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,184 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Lovelife by Tessadragon reviews
Kagome's graduated and wonders what'll happen next, but is shocked by the new quest before her and Inuyasha.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,561 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The End of Futurama by Dark Inkling reviews
Fry is depressed after his opera flopped, and Leela has something she desperately wants to tell him. Meanwhile the rest of the crew go to Disneyopolis. Rated T for brief language.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 9/8/2006 - P. Fry, T. Leela
Quackers by Leftomaniac reviews
The examination continues, and a cure for hypochondriasis is found.
Marx Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,913 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 3/27/2003
The Face of a Hero by Robin Lee reviews
A tale of beginnings....of the love between brothers, of loyalty, of adventure, of romance....and discovering an unlikely destiny.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,087 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2003 - Published: 4/7/2003
Frigging Fantasy VII by Bleys Maynard1 reviews
'There is a village called Nibelheim mear Mt. Nibel on the Western Continent. I know you don't really care, but it's there. And it was there that something really boring is about to happen, but I'm going to make you read about it anyway.'
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 88,172 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2003 - Published: 6/14/2003
Pudding by Paradoxal Reality reviews
Not your average Zim is older/taller fic, that's for sure. Dare you read the conclusion?
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,490 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2002 - Published: 4/29/2002
Burdens of Destiny by Aaron D reviews
My brother and I seem to have the weirdest problems...
Mario - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/25/2001
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Super Mario Brothers reviews
The timeless tale of two eccentric plumbers from the Bronx lost in a madcap adventure to save a wild cartoon world full of moody princesses, evil twins, shrill voiced 'shroomites, and crazy koopas.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2007
Sins of the Brothers reviews
A one chapter satire of the 'Luigi's Revenge' brand of angst ridden Super Mario melodrama. ENJOY! [Completely clean, but rated PG for suggested violence against pastry products. Yes, I said 'violence against pastry products.']
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Luigi, Mario
Past, Present, and Future Tension reviews
Mayhem ensues when the Planet Express crew find themselves marooned in InuYasha's Fuedal Japan, thanks to the Professor's interdimensional waste disposal unit. However can they survive in a world full of deranged youkai and mania inducing Japanese liqour?
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2006
InuYasha Discovers Herbal Essences reviews
When Kagome is sick of InuYasha smelling like a mangy dog, our favorite hanyou reluctantly washes his hair and is driven insane by... THE URGE! Can you believe I was cold sober when I wrote this?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2003 - Inuyasha - Complete
Pokémon Alpha: the true story! reviews
The TRUE story of Pokémon! Ash is schizophrenic! Everyone hates Tracey! Meowth has a really stupid name! Guest stars aplenty (such as the legendary Mr. T)! And no stupid self-inserts! (PG-13 for language and adult humor... just like a real animé!)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,069 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 8/28/2002
Meanwhile reviews
A hopefully clever and characteristic spoof of songfics, the concept of Dib & Tak romance, and Paradoxal Reality's 'Tracking Tak' in particular. [Spoiler: Don't expect Tak to like Dib very much!]
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/11/2003 - Dib, Tak - Complete
Sam & Max vs Johnny the Homicidal Maniac reviews
The name says it all, really: Everyone's favorite comic book Freelance Police are called in to take care of everyone's favorite comic book serial killer. [Rated PG for good, clean cartoony bloodless violence and comic book swear symbols.]
Sam & Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Complete
Please Help Me reviews
A decidedly more pleasant version of the Edgar story with a hopefully never before done ending idea. You guys is gonna' hate dis! And NO, it's not a slash!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Johnny C., Nail Bunny - Complete
Going Sane In A Crazy World reviews
12 years in the future: Will Zim finally conquer Earth? Will Dib finally prove that Zim is an alien? Or will they both just get thrown in the crazy house? I vote crazy house. [IZ comedy with a little dash of JTHM and Squee crossover theory for flavor!]
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,968 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 12/12/2002 - Published: 6/5/2002 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Claude the Jerk reviews
The sequel to 'Ashton's Not Gay', written by request. This time, poor Claude is the object of ridicule. [Rated PG for Bowman.]
Star Ocean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/6/2002 - Complete
These Are the Cids I Know reviews
A li'l parody of the Kids in the Hall song 'These Are the Daves I Know'
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6/5/2002
Ashton's Not Gay! reviews
Ashton discovers the unsettling trend in Star Ocean 2 fanfics of saying that he's gay. He then sets out to prove that he is, indeed heterosexual... and fails miserably. [Rated T for subject matter... and Bowman]
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/31/2002 - Complete
Gabbin' With Gau! reviews
Join Gau and Cait Sith as they host their own talk show, interviewing the heroes and villains of Final Fantasy and havoc ensues. [Rated T for language and adult humor. Don't blame me! It's my friend's fault!]
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,414 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2002 - Published: 3/28/2002 - Complete
Bestest Friend II reviews
When Zim loses his memory in yet another fight, Dib fools him into thinking they're best of friends. Includes silly video montage and a special guest appearance by Keef his own self!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,674 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2002 - Published: 3/25/2002 - Dib, Zim - Complete