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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

For those of you reading His Mother's Ring, I'm sorry that I haven't updated in such a long time. I had to deal with my senior year of high school, now I'm dealing with being an engineering student and writer's block. I do plan on going back to the story at some point, I just can't make any promises as to when that will be.

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AWESOMELY BAD PICK-UP LINES

If we were squirrels would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

Did it hurt?...When you fell down from Heaven

Someone call God and let him know he has lost an angel.

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.

I would marry your cat just to get in the family.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!


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Wet Paint by DH78 reviews
Bella Swan is surprised and excited when a famous mysterious street artist lends his talents to create a mural for her community center. Bella never imagines it will put her face-to-face with her past.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,729 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 111 - Published: 9/20 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Court of Beasts and Beauties by jacklynlew reviews
A twist on Beauty and the Beast. After Bella's father is found trespassing, he bargains her life in replacement for his own. Doomed to live the rest of her life in Edward's estate, Bella eventually learns to do more than just tolerate her captor. And in a land of magic, Bella soon finds out everything is not always as it seems. AU, Rated M for future lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,246 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 3/29 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Punch Me, Love Me, Save Me by ericastwilight reviews
Edward Cullen is an alcoholic who hits rock bottom. One day, his sister Alice is handed a card – Only Call If Desperate & ALL Else Has Failed. She makes the call that will change her brother's life. His savior? Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 267,641 - Reviews: 5127 - Favs: 3,720 - Follows: 4,514 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Muse's Ransom by bornonhalloween reviews
What's an author to do when her own main character makes her an offer she can't refuse? Judges' First Choice Award for the Control. Possess. Seduce. Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,520 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 3/12 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cherry by JennaRay reviews
I was incarcerated for six years. Now I'm free, back in a town that hates me, and all I want is a piece of cherry pie from the chief's wife and a piece of ass from his daughter. Both are sweet enough to land me back in jail, but I'm Edward Cullen and I don't give a fuck. *entry for the Control Possess Seduce contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,997 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 408 - Published: 3/12 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Green and Easybella by BettiGefecht reviews
She only remembers a silent kid, he doesn't remember her at all. When they meet again years later, they feel a connection that isn't of this world - - - ExB; AH; Rated M. Autism; age gap; unconditional love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 144,297 - Reviews: 5788 - Favs: 3,233 - Follows: 3,564 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
Ready Made Family by MyLion.MyLamb reviews
After meeting twin bronze haired little boys Bella is forced to come to terms with her past. Can she accept & forgive her past & see what's in front of her to seal her fate. . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 153,828 - Reviews: 5511 - Favs: 3,694 - Follows: 2,782 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Agreement by Gemgirl65 reviews
A virgin. An escort. A contract signed. But falling in love wasn't part of the agreement... AH, E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 248,245 - Reviews: 6665 - Favs: 3,417 - Follows: 4,300 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Bella, Edward
Training the Swan by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is the retired right hand man for a mob boss, Charlie Swan. When asked to train a woman to help to protect herself and her daughter, he had no idea the trouble he'd find himself in. She's the boss's daughter. Can he keep his hands off?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 205,748 - Reviews: 6392 - Favs: 4,618 - Follows: 3,705 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Best Friend's Wife by twi.cute reviews
How does Edward tell his best friend's wife, who he happens to be in love with, that her husband is cheating on her? His plans to let it go for the night are spoiled when the woman he loves knocks at his door at four a.m. EXB Mature Entry for the Taste of the Forbidden Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,793 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 98 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rescue me by venomousgal reviews
Bella Swan is accident prone and always in need of rescuing. Sexy neighbour Edward Masen is an EMT and more than willing to handle the job.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,997 - Reviews: 3305 - Favs: 3,120 - Follows: 2,743 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
To Keep Her by PickaPicChallenge reviews
As Bella prepares to marry James in the society wedding of the season, Edward arrives at the rehearsal dinner with a plan of his own.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,357 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10677 - Favs: 11,924 - Follows: 12,532 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
This is My Wish by ericastwilight reviews
Dear Wishes for You, My name is Riley Biers and I'm nine years old. Soon, very soon I'll leave behind my mom because I have terminal cancer. I write to you today and this is my wish... Rated M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 119,652 - Reviews: 4936 - Favs: 3,414 - Follows: 2,207 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder by Adidasgrl328 reviews
Darkness is all she's ever seen, every moment of her life. In college, Bella finds her shining light in Edward. Can such a beautiful soul be as beautiful in appearance? Remember, Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder. AH Lemons ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 156,653 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kiss Me Now, Kiss Me Never by ericastwilight reviews
A curse spanning generations for two families. For one, unrequited love. For the other, all consuming hate. Together can they break it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,004 - Reviews: 2555 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Devoted by AlyssaLutz reviews
Isabella Swan moved to Chicago to start a new life with her soon-to-be-born child. A car accident lands her in a coma and Dr. Edward Masen the doctor of her child. If she only knew how much her life would change when she woke up... R&R ! All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,370 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Will Save You by My Lost Disco reviews
Bella Swan's life is turned upside down when she meets beautiful, yet egoistic Edward. Bella learns about his dark past, can she get Edward to move on from that part of his life? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,414 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Edward, Bella
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9490 - Favs: 8,510 - Follows: 5,729 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Washed Up by xrxdanixrx reviews
She washed up along the river near his secluded log cabin with no memories. He couldn't just leave her to fend for herself, could he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,721 - Reviews: 4028 - Favs: 2,823 - Follows: 3,246 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Edward, Bella
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4504 - Favs: 7,595 - Follows: 4,281 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Continuing On by jrgl2012 reviews
Jasper's friend needs a place to stay, and Bella, an up comming author has an extra room. What happens when the two people meet and recognize each other, while one hates the other, but the other wants to say sorry? EXB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 223,453 - Reviews: 1937 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Buttercup by Saritadreaming reviews
Lisabetta & Edward meet at music school. An unlikely friendship guides them both through difficult times, creating a life-long bond and helping them find their way home to the ones they love. Stand alone outtake of Betti Gefecht's Little Green&Easy Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,414 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Edward
My Girl in the Pink Pajamas by ericastwilight reviews
A short story of a boy who falls in love the night of his neighbor's slumber party. Watch them grow from kids to young adults. Former witfit prompt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 141 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Snow, Light and Angels' Flight by ordinary vamp reviews
Bella Swan went to the Chicago Symphony with the state's Golden Boy on Christmas Eve. She left him to find Edward Cullen, the famous composer, her secret infatuation, as if he were waiting for her. *Won Nice Voter's Pick in the Naughty or Nice Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,227 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wave Dancer by Share Your Inspiration reviews
Edward Cullen has always travelled the safe road and it's led him nowhere. A chance find might just change him forever, if he has the courage to pursue it. AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover by Marvar reviews
This is a Two-shot for Cosmogirl7481's birthday. Edward and Bella are both single parents looking for love. But this is fic, so of course they are secretly crushing on each other. Can Edward get into Bella's momjeans by the end of chapter 2? Yes!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
With Grace by EllisBell725 reviews
WINNER-Judge's Choice-Love Actualy Contest. A young man in the beginning of a relationship connects with a man fifty years into one. AH. Not Slash. Rated M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,714 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Devil's Angel by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
My Harley, freedom and the women I have waiting for me up and down the California coast are my distractions, that was until my Beauty turned my world upside down. ExB, AH, OOC, Mystery/Suspense/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 10900 - Favs: 2,665 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bachelorette: Bella Swan by Oh Elle reviews
Bella is the new Bachelorette. Edward is one of the bachelors. Neither knows about the others involvement in the show when they meet and fall in love right before it starts filming. What's it like watching the woman you love date other men? - Canon OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,372 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Human Nature by MadamePlume reviews
Nominated in The Moonlight Awards for Best All-Human. The Cullen family stumble across a naked and bloodied young woman in the forest. She has no apparent memory, cannot communicate, and seems to be completely primal. Who is the girl they now call Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,534 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009
My Favorite Accident by Sendmeonmyway reviews
Bella is on her way home from a disastrous meeting with her newly ex-fiancés parents. What happens when she slams head-on into a beautiful stranger’s car and finds herself stranded? Will she be able to get past her jaded life and trust the stranger? E X B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,848 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
So Be It by SophiaAnne reviews
Happy Harry is here again, live and streaming right into where you live. Are you ready for me?” Will Bella Swan find out who's behind the sexy voice that has her all hot and bothered? BxE - AU/AH, OOC, Lemons and Language. Now revised and expanded.
Crossover - Pump Up The Volume & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,484 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella - Complete
Blackbird Fly by paramorebrighter reviews
AH/AU- Bella is a fractured girl with a life-threatening eating disorder. Her whole life changes when she meets Edward Masen. Warning- child abuse and dark themes. Reposted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,093 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexology by hooked-on-love33 reviews
Bella goes to see a sexologist after one too many failed lays and finds exactly what she was looking for. One-shot. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret by Twilighter620 reviews
Contd. "Secret One-Shot." Edward Masen is the disillusioned Lieutenant of the SPD's SWAT unit. He soon realizes his fascination with the fiery SWJ reporter, Isabella Woods - who's identity is not all it seems. Will Edward change his ways and fall in love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 247,060 - Reviews: 3174 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
Talk Dirty to Me by far-to-jaded reviews
UPDATED 1/9! Edward and Bella find new ways to connect and learn the power of talking out their fantasies. AU-AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,588 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
Fame and Fate by ericastwilight reviews
Best selling author Isabella Swan is pushed to play the lead role from one of her books. Edward Cullen is the sexy, younger actor playing her love interest on and off screen. But love in the spotlight is hard and there is a threat. On hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 113,738 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Up to Speed by ericastwilight reviews
Race car driver Edward Cullen has wrecked his car again. In desperate need of sponsors his team take on a brilliant engineer, Bella Swan. Besides trying to win the Sprint Cup, Edward finds himself racing for Bella's heart. Editing in process.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 145,663 - Reviews: 3296 - Favs: 3,722 - Follows: 2,002 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Beauty and The Geek by vix2020 reviews
Edward Cullen is a painfully shy intellectual desperately in love with his quiet, beautiful classmate Bella Swan. Slight Twilight Parody. Originally written for The Sexy Edward Contest. Expanded from one-shot to novella. RATED M. AU/AH/OOC. EPOV/BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,932 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Maybe I'm Amazed by AliceDances01 reviews
While working as baristas in high school, Cocky Edward and Snarky Bella become unexpectedly close friends. Now reunited at college, they struggle to find the courage to act on the intense, less-than-platonic feelings they've always had for each other. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,126 - Reviews: 2320 - Favs: 2,518 - Follows: 2,326 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3655 - Favs: 5,485 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Stitches in Time by ericastwilight reviews
After getting injured and requiring stitches, Dr. Edward Cullen and his daughter meet the one woman that could make or break him. For Ninapolitan's Dilf Contest. Written with lisa89. First Place Winner of the D.I.L.F Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,349 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 323 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Settling by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella settled for Emmett. Then his best friend Edward came into her life, along with his wife and daughter. What will she do when she realizes the only thing she wants is all that she can never have? O/S for Ninapolitan's DILFward. AH/OOC, BxE eventually
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,374 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 151 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexy Playgroup Dads by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella's daughter makes a new friend in playgroup and they instantly become best friends. When Bella meets the new girl's father,sparks fly but will Bella embrace the relationship with the sexy, green eyed doctor? Of course she will he's gorgeous!ExB human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,028 - Reviews: 2931 - Favs: 3,479 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Grew Up In The 90's If by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A series of ficlets and drabbles based on fads only a real 90's child would admire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 10,903 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
Reflection in the Hallway Mirror by ericastwilight reviews
A heartless Edward is cursed and chooses to live his life confined in his home. When given the chance to see his love again, he takes it. A modern take on Beauty and the Beast. Strong language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,719 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Picture Paints a Thousand Words by truecolour reviews
when single father Edward Cullen moves to New York , he thinks that life will be just as it was, that is until he meets his new neighbour Bella Swan. Follow the pair as they deal with new emotions, parenting and current boyfriends. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,420 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Over the Twisting Line of His Spine by theladyingrey42 reviews
The ink was like a wound. It spread out over so much of his body - spiderwebs of pain, twisted curls of blackened loss and tendrils always reaching, ever searching across his skin." For Tattward & Inkella One-Shot Contest. AU/AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,086 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Divine Intervention by BookMe reviews
Bella ends up in a car crash which changes everything for her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Collision of Worlds by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Full story of The Alone and the Lonely! Bella Swan is surprised when lonely actor Edward Masen steps on her hand in a book store; she's even more surprised when he sits down next to her. Before to after the one-shot. Lemons. And plot. Sometimes. On hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,664 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Once Upon A Time, In Therapy by AllyR reviews
How do you feel when your dad forces you into therapy? How do you deal with a boyfriend you can't seem to break up with? What do you do about the mysterious green-eyed boy who seems to hate everyone? Ask Bella Swan. AU, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,522 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Readjusted by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a single mom who was jaded by her exhusband, Mike. She is struggling to put her life back on track when she meets Edward. Edward is a hot shot corporate lawyer who has sworn off love and kids. What happens when the two meet at a club?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,792 - Reviews: 6529 - Favs: 5,229 - Follows: 2,375 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moving to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue by FirstWarmSummerBreeze reviews
A.H. Bella is German and lives in the most famous house in the world for six months. Suddenly she belongs to the rich and famous and hates her popular/player host brother Edward with a passion.What's the dark secret he is hiding? Caution Addictive! B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 152,988 - Reviews: 2080 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Where You Want To Be by emilie whoa reviews
When eight strangers get trapped in an airport during a freak blizzard, they expected to have a terrible night. But that's definitely not what fate has in store for them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Lullabies Go On by jliane reviews
Edward lost his passion for music a long time ago. Bella is fighting to keep her music alive. Can the two of them overcome the odds and see what they could have together? AU-Human. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,083 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret Sideshots, Outtakes, and More by Twilighter620 reviews
Side-shots, outtakes, and other gratuitous smut and fun from the "Secret" story. Rated M for mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,368 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8051 - Favs: 3,794 - Follows: 3,149 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11707 - Favs: 8,663 - Follows: 2,616 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
3 plus 3 equals 6 by iamvamp reviews
Alice, Bella and Rose move into a rented house... but they need a couple more flatmates to fill the empty rooms and pay the rent... All human. OVER 300,000 HITS! Sequal chapter added- 16th May 09
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 133,502 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
The Curse of the Smiley by hellopants reviews
Bella and Alice love life at college, they are best friends and have a great apartment. Then Bella finds out she is pregnant from a one night stand with Alice's cousin.. Edward! Rated M for chp 17! I do not own twilight or the Characters, all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,459 - Reviews: 1703 - Favs: 2,292 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Save You by socact reviews
Edward is a brilliant, troubled doctor who uses medicine to escape his past, until he meets a beautiful patient whose mysterious, debilitating disease challenges everything he knows about life and death. Can he save her? Can she save him? AH, ExB, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,109 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
La Ville Lumière by Audeamus-Amor reviews
COMPLETE: Inspired by the Before Sunrise/Before Sunset films, Bella and Edward meet in Paris. With only 12 hours left in a city made for lovers, how will they fare? Rated M for My God, I can't believe I wrote a Lemon. AU, AH, ExB, THREE-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,578 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
So, this is love? by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
What happens when our couples try to find love in all the wrong places? Especially when they are all in the entertainment industry? Will they find each other in the end? Warning: Canon pairing and rated M for a reason. Contains lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 136,842 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5546 - Favs: 8,091 - Follows: 2,258 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Wears Her Hearts on Her Hip by ShimmerinDenali reviews
“For My Valentine” Contest Entry; Bella has loved her brothers best friend for so long, tattoo artist Edward Cullen. But after deciding to wean herself from her desire will he surprise her with a longing of his own? BxE all human, R/R/Vote
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just South of Knowing by Abasketcase reviews
For My Valentine" Contest Entry. Edward, lead singer and guitarist of The Two Songs, meets Bella, a crazy, eccentric, and mysterious girl. They end up spending the day together doing anything and everything. Sparks fly. Rated M for safety. AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Happens in Vegas by muggleinlove reviews
Bella works for a high end hotel on the Las Vegas Strip. While Edward is a famed architect that is in Vegas overlooking his latest project. What happens when sparks begin to fly? Will they let each other in? Is it more than just physical? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 107,392 - Reviews: 6330 - Favs: 3,960 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Total Eclipse of the Heart by ashel-13 reviews
Actress Bella Swan has been getting mysterious letters making her enlist the aide of body guard, Edward Cullen. But will he do more than protect her body? She finds there's more to the SWAT officer than meeets the eye, and wants him all the more. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,936 - Reviews: 4243 - Favs: 4,080 - Follows: 1,735 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
An Unconventional Blind Date by safariwriter reviews
A blind date that doesn't progress like normal... BXE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,577 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He Thinks, She Thinks by TwilightObsessedMell reviews
Ever wondered how Edward survives classes without Bella? By peeking at people's thoughts, of course! R&R Please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
As Long As You Want Me by icecoldkiss reviews
AH! Alice slips up at a party and spills one of Bella's best kept secrets. But maybe hope is not lost when it comes to her and Edward. Just a little ficlet about Bella and Edward getting together. :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twenty Tickets by JK5959 reviews
Edward is a geek and madly in love with Bella. To his dismay, they only interact in Biology class. During the school carnival, a none-too-pleased Edward is forced to participate in a kissing booth. How will his night end? AH B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 144 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Closets and Love Notes by Aisling-91 reviews
Oneshot: When Alice makes Bella try and find a box at her brothers appartment, Bella realizes her long time secret love - Edward Cullen - may share the same feelings towards her. Fluff lemon, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mistletoe Kisses by CrystalBrooke reviews
1Shot, AH, Funny. Charlie throws a 'hip' Christmas party, to Bella's mortification. Beatboxing and 2Pac...enough said. But who's the sexy guy, and why is he wearing such an atrocious snowman shirt? And who knew mistletoe could cause such a drama? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus by ArchiezCullen reviews
Dr.Edward Cullen is the head of clinical trials at Cullen Corp and is engaged to hot model Bella Swan from childhood. Sparks of hatred fly when the two meet as strangers. Where is the line between hatred n love? BxE, JxA, EmxR. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,217 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008
Holiday Spirit by ashehole reviews
Collaborated with Lemon Muffins. Bella's got a way with holiday spirit. ;D BxE, AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,199 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holiday Spirit by Lemon Muffins reviews
Following a lifetime of extremely disappointing holidays, Bella literally runs into Edward in a coffee shop, and he decides to give her her first enjoyable holiday. How does he do that, you ask? He brings them both some "Holiday Spirit" of course! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,238 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What I really meant to say by DeadlyKittenKay reviews
inspired by Cyndi Thomson's "What I really meant to say" ExB POV changes between the two. All HUMAN! My first attempt at a one shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Missing Moments by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Missing moments to Till Death Do Us Parts, includes the first day of the "honeymoon" and scenes in Edward's POV. You have to read Till Death Do Us Part to understand what's going on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chance by OhMyWord reviews
“If you had to stop traveling, where would you set down roots?” He tilted his head to one side and looked at me thoughtfully. After a while he said, “here, I think.”
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,260 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Multiples by tennisjunkie reviews
Inspired by the "Sexy Edward Contest" - Bella is frustrated and calls Edward up for a booty call. AH. GRAPHIC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Alone and the Lonely by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
THE ONE-SHOT. Written for Jayeliwood's "Sexy Edward" contest. Edward is a movie star with a haunted past. He meets a girl in a book store, and can she save him from his misery?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,648 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Planning Perfection by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella, Maid of Honour, has been paired up with the Best Man, Edward, to help plan Alice and Jasper’s wedding. They have never met each other but have to create that perfect day. Either sparks will fly or it will be a colossal failure. All Human ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secret OneShot by Twilighter620 reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest. Edward is Lieutenant-Detective Edward Anthony Masen and he's hopelessly in love with his boss' daughter...journalist, Bella Swan. On the night of one of Seattle's deadliest storms their secret passion unravels.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,781 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Please Take the Wheel by ericastwilight reviews
Bella is on her way home, trying to decide to go see her father or the man she loves that she left behind. Making the choice to see her father, someone takes the wheel and shows her the way to her love, with his son in the backseat of her car. How will he take the news?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 121 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7747 - Favs: 9,273 - Follows: 2,634 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lessons in Life by muggleinlove reviews
Two years after the envents of Learning to Live. Follows the evolution of Bella and Edward's relationship as they deal with college, work, and life. Usual pairings, and ALL HUMAN. Third part of Camp Wilderness and Learning to Live. Read those first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 80,439 - Reviews: 3315 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Camp Wilderness by muggleinlove reviews
Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,830 - Reviews: 3134 - Favs: 3,273 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
A Brief History of Tofu by by the factory wall reviews
A lifelong vegan, Edward Cullen finds himself trying to explain his lifestyle to a very interesting girl at his new college. 3-shot. All human, mostly fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,605 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
A Heart's Savior by newfoundlove reviews
AU/Human. A blustery night in Chicago, Bella was saved from an attack by a handsome stranger, a stranger with his own issues, a broken heart. Can Bella take down the walls he so expertly crafted? BxE, RxE, JxA. Rated M for sexual themes and strong lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,446 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 3,990 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
You've Got Mail by Nollie Marie reviews
When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 4315 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
In Six Months I Lost My Mind But Found My Heart by An End Has A Start reviews
They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,136 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Brand of Heroin by blinding-rainbows reviews
AU/All Human. Bella has spent the past three months in rehab for her cocaine addiction. What happens when troubled Edward Cullen is committed to the same center? --EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,767 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Learning to Live by muggleinlove reviews
Sequel to Camp Wilderness. Picks up seconds after Camp Wilderness ends, and follows Bella and Edward's story as they begin a new phase in their lives. ALL HUMAN and CANON PAIRINGS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 59,100 - Reviews: 2669 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
Two Beds And A Coffee Machine by kirstie23 reviews
Bella leaves behind an abusive relationship and starts again in Forks. When a hot young doctor comes knocking on her door romance is bound to occur but something dark is waiting to pounce. AU ALL HUMAN. M for adult content and violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,359 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
It All Falls Down by LilyAlice reviews
Bella’s best friend Edward had always been there for her, he was there when she broke her leg and when she got her first A on a test, but when tragedy strikes Bella’s family can Edward keep her together? Can he show her the true meaning of love? All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,744 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
The way back by caracol reviews
Sequel to "A rite of passage". All human. Very OOC. A story about becoming adult, dealing with your past and your future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,798 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 2,198 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Forever and Always by muggleinlove reviews
Sequel to Serendipity. Picks up a few days after that one ends. Follows Edward's and Bella's journey. All Human, and Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 71,110 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Love Thy Neighbour by BookMe reviews
Alice and Rosalie work at Vogue and need an interesting topic for their next month's article. Edward moves into town, and Bella has two weeks off work. What will happen when a pair of sneeky Cupids come out to play? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,134 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
Bellatouille by cookybabe reviews
AU: All human. Bella is a chef in a classy restaurant. She learns that passion for food and another chef can whip up one tasty and incredible recipe. Filled with fun tales of the restaurant life, a giant splash of romance, and a dash of clumsiness. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,036 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Denial With One Major Flaw by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
These two exes want to hate each other. But that's rather hard when in actuality...you love them. Add in all that casual sex and it's near impossible. They're tired of pretending. BxE, AU, all human, one-shot. PLEASE review, not just favorite.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 148 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All Aboard by BookMe reviews
Rosalie, Alice and Bella win a 3week luxury cruise around the Caribbean where they meet Emmett, Jasper and Edward. Pleanty going on in this story. Also my personal favourite; All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,563 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Serendipity by muggleinlove reviews
Newly single Bella decides to give up on finding a relationship. Only to meet Edward. Edward is sick of meeting women that just want to sleep with him, and is looking for a serious relationship. What happens when there paths cross? All humans, normal pair
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,574 - Reviews: 2238 - Favs: 3,259 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
A rite of passage by caracol reviews
AU All Human. Bella and Edward are best friends. A story of self discovery and the loss of innocence. This story is about how two people deal with sex, love, trust, friendship all while growing up. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,392 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 3,006 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Stalker, Stalker, Saviours by BookMe reviews
The girls are living in Seattle, with some sort of creepy stalker after them. What happens when the boys step in and move in? ExB EmxR AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,296 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hidden Truth by x3Kiome reviews
Bella is 16 years old, she is a normal girl but she seems to ignore everyone else as she grew older. Edward Masen is the most popular boy and football player in school. What if Edward Masen gets a bet, and it includes Bella? Warning: LEMON! : Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,467 - Reviews: 2117 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Hey There Bella by Annilaia reviews
Hey There Delilah, as a story. Bella moves to the city to live with her cousin, and Edward can't help but fall head over heels. Once they're together, it's nearly impossible for them to be apart, despite protests from his best friend. [Short Story]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,190 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by Angel Ren reviews
Edward mentioned more than once how pleasant Bella's warmth was. Bella began to wonder if a warm bath would feel the same. With a little help from Alice, Bella makes a plan to find out, and rattle the unshakeable Edward Cullen, too. Oneshot. Pure Fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Gave Me a Lotus by Lomesir reviews
In the chaos of the postNew Moon world, Edward and his family are still hunting Victoria. Bella fears for his life, but Edward ignores her warnings. How can Bella tell him how she feels if he won’t listen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 3,136 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Christmas Angel by sillybella reviews
How did Edward spend Christmas away from Bella and his family? Yes, it’s sappy. Yes, it’s predictable. But it’s Christmas what do you expect?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
Summer Interlude by MidnightWalking reviews
Summer Interlude picks up after the prom and is told from Bella and Edwards PoV. It will cover summer vacation and their developing relationship. For those who haven't read this story and for those who have, I'm in the process of editing and revising.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 149,473 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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Floaters and Flashes reviews
Collection of flash fics written for The Twilight Twenty-Five, round 8. Each prompt stands alone and does not relate to any of the others written.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 9,984 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 10/26/2013
An Adage Here and an Adage There reviews
Collection of drabbles and one-shots written for The Twilight Twenty-Five, round 7. Each prompt stands alone and does not relate to any of the others written.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,401 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Complete
His Mother's Ring reviews
Edward's mother died before he got the chance to know her. He has her jewelry and is trying to find the girl he loves to give it to. Bella is a patient of Carlisle's and meets the family due to Esme's insistence. -AH/AU/Canon Pairings- **My first story.**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,453 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
His Mother's Ring: Outtakes reviews
These are from my story His Mother's Ring. They either no longer fit with the story or were rewritten.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2009
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