KylieAyn
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Joined 10-24-08, id: 1724473, Profile Updated: 05-29-15
Author has written 2 stories for How I Met Your Mother, and Peter Pan.

News: My computer is hella broken. And I work a lot now. But I'm getting really pumped to write non-academically again, so you should be seeing more from me in the future :)


Username: KylieAyn ; used to be QueenOfWeird1995

Name: Kylie

Age: 19

Can Also Find Me On: FictionPress under the same username, deviantArt and youtube as MissBoomerang19, kylieayn on polyvore, EchoWatch17659 on Pottermore, and kyn19 on tumblr.


My Stories:

--deleted until further notice--

My Oneshots:

The Chick Code - How I Met Your Mother fic; rated T for language, adult content, and sexism; Sister of the infamous Bro Code, the self-instruction manual for dudes, the Chick Code is the law book for females, by females. (not written very well, but I find it humorous so I'm keeping it up)

My Poems:

Michael Darling - Peter Pan - rated K; The Darling's adventure in Neverland through the eyes of the littlest sibling. Canon version: Disney animated.


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Syrgja by Lady Charity reviews
None of this was supposed to happen. SHIELD wasn't supposed to find Thor and Loki on Earth three years after the battle. Loki wasn't supposed to be a silent shadow of who he once was. And the Avengers...weren't ever meant to have to endure the madness that would follow. "Cry, Loki. Cry."
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 262,720 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
War Widow by anthfan reviews
After the war the Trio has split. Harry's disappeared and Hermione has turned away from magic as a way to deal with being alone. But now there is another threat to the wizarding world, and the Trio must unite once again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 149,308 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Voided Agreements by Risknight reviews
Penny and Sheldon are no longer friends. So who will help him when his world suddenly falls apart?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,816 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Letters by Morning Lilies reviews
In the final months of the war, Harry entrusted Ron with a bundle of parchments marked 'just in case'. More than seventeen years later, Teddy accidentally unroots a bit of the past. But once he starts reading, he can't stop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,445 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Why Trust You by silfursvik reviews
Sarah and Toby fight, words fly, and Toby wishes her away to the Goblin King, unaware he would really show up to take her. Toby runs the Labyrinth to retrieve her, while Jareth has some fun with Sarah at the castle. Irony sets the mood 4 perfect revenge.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,624 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Hormones of the Supernatural Kind by QueensOfAlabama95 reviews
The gang, Kit & Aunt Lauren go to find other victims of the Genesis Project & defeat the Edison Group. But some of the kids aren't what they seem, the Pack still wants Derek, Kit is hiding something, & some ghosts are hell-bent on getting Chloe. CHLEREK! slash!
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,807 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
The News Article Significance by SRWriting34 reviews
Penny knows what she wants in life. At least, she used to. Howard and Bernadette's wedding sets off a series of events which will change her life forever. Plans change and Penny will have to learn the hard way how to adapt.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 195,634 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Sucker Love by Tjoek reviews
"The first time he sees her is out in the school courtyard, cigarette smoke billowing from her nostrils like a furious dragon. He is surprised at himself for noticing her. He doesn't normally notice people, he observes them..." AU. Violate.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,671 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Tate L., Violet H.
What's Past is Prologue by cu-kid reviews
Victory wasn't the end, merely the opening move. This time, she won't be offered her dreams—she'll have to choose between her life and another's. Reader Beware: There is no guarantee of safe travel, timely rescues, or happily ever after. Complete!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 117,074 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Chamaeleo Chamaeleon by Wolfstorm7 reviews
He says his name is Rango. Why do they believe him?
Rango - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Rango - Complete
Mittens by LulaMadison reviews
The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 147 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The House Always Wins by ScarlettWoman710 reviews
Violet Harmon has been dead five years, and she finally knows the truth about the house. Rated M for language, kinks and smut. Violate.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,780 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Violet H., Tate L. - Complete
Flying High by show.me.the.stars reviews
Time will be rewritten. SiriusHermione. [indefinite hiatus]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 141,831 - Reviews: 2218 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 2,143 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
The Trials and Tribulations of a Wizarding War by Science-Fantasy93 reviews
Ron is bitten by Fenrir Greyback during a fight, and Draco joins the OOTP after his parents were killed by Voldemort. He joins Harry, Ginny, and Hermione on the hunt for the horcruxes. But could feelings-gasp-be developing between HG/DM? HG/DM HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 79,396 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Filial Loyalty by punnylove reviews
Because despite all the bickering, crushes, and imperfections of the detention "rejects" they're more of a family to each other than they are with their blood relatives. A look at the role each character plays in their little "family."
Take the Lead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/16/2011
Better Now by MeraNaamJoker reviews
Charlie got Bella the professional help she needed when Edward took off. Now Edward's back, and she's different. AU New Moon - after Volterra- and Eclipse. Mostly in-character, Edward's not villainized.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,186 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Bella - Complete
The Trial of Dolores Jane Umbridge by apAidan reviews
The trials of the Death Eaters and followers of Voldemort are winding down, but the Minister of Magic has saved the best for last. Former Undersecretary Umbridge is about to find out why crossing a bookworm is a very bad idea, especially this one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,618 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
PotC: At World's End by FantasyBard reviews
The final battle is about to begin. Six people must band together with unlikely allies to protect all that they hold dear. But how much is each willing to sacrifice, so that another might live free? Willabeth, James/Emma, Jack/Marie.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 153,618 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Sparks and Stars by Lady Vicca reviews
or twenty-two random facts about herself Hermione Granger never told anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Creative by Madame Dee reviews
Had his war done this to Granger? The light side had fought him for decades and yet they had always remained annoyingly 'good'. Hermione Granger had adapted to it, and was ready to fight him for all she was worth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Wolverine by Stephen King Reincarnated reviews
Bella Logan has lived for over a hundred years without anyone figuring out her secret. Her growing attachment to Edward puts herself and his family in danger. When she realizes that the Cullens aren't what they seem, what will she do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 104,745 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood Crazed by RachelxMichelle reviews
Bella Swan may look like an average 18 year old, but she's not. Her mother suspects something is going on and thinks shipping her off to live with her father who is the chief of police will help, but it won't. For the Darkella's Darkest Temptation Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,207 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella - Complete
Between The Lines by pleasant-hell reviews
Rachel invites Brittany and Sanatana to a sleepover. Brittany/Santana with a healthy side of Rachel/Quinn
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,559 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Psychology by WhiteRabbit12009 reviews
"I was hoping I could pick your brain, before, you know" my eyes flicker to his mouth briefly "you eat mine." Just a short story of one girls encounter s with our Dear Doctor
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2010
Isira's Curse by The-Dark-Side-Of-Eden reviews
COMPLETE An ancient curse and the greed of Salazar Slytherin mean that Hermione is the key to the outcome of the war. She must face hidden truth and try to become who she truly is all the while avoiding capture by Lord Voldemort. HGLV & HGSB & HGRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,142 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Hermione G., Voldemort
PotC: Dead Man's Chest by FantasyBard reviews
With new enemies and adventures looming on the horizon, our old heroes will have to face challenges which they never dreamed of. And what happens when the greatest battles are found within? Willabeth, Jack/Marie, James/Emma.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 137,072 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 367,993 - Reviews: 4996 - Favs: 6,038 - Follows: 1,837 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Recognition by TayBee reviews
When Edward and Bella run into an old friend, things quickly become complicated. Can Bella keep her friend safe from the big bad secret? Can she keep her safe from something even more threatening? POST BD. I'm NOT SM.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,716 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Angela - Complete
PotC: The Curse of the Black Pearl by FantasyBard reviews
Will's twin, Marie comes along to help rescue Elizabeth and sparks fly between her and Jack. And James finds himself torn between Elizabeth and her sister, Emma. Willabeth, Jack/OC, James/OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 121,400 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
What's Dearest to a Man's Heart by Melody of the Storm reviews
Sequel to Curse of the Self Insert. After a fourteen-month-long exile, Kate's back and ready for DMC. But this time, she's putting everything she's got into stopping that kiss...Jack x OC x Norrington, rated for language and implied citrus.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,620 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Self Insert by Melody of the Storm reviews
Completed! Kate Cooper is just your average teen...that is, until she gets a medallion that looks strangely like the one in CotBP...In the blink of an eye, Kate is sent into a the world of Pirates, ready to begin the adventure of a lifetime! Jack x OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,769 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Deadly Promise by The-Dark-Side-Of-Eden reviews
[Complete] Sequel to In The Wrong Place in The Wrong Time. Lord Voldemort intends on keeping his promise to Remus and slowly tears his world apart. When Hermione is taken, Remus needs help getting her back and old friends come into play. RLHG kinda LVHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 75,252 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
In Wrong Place in the Wrong Time by The-Dark-Side-Of-Eden reviews
[Complete] Hermione has trouble with Draco and timeturner and ends up in Hogwarts with James, Sirius and Remus. Unfortunately going back in time doesn't mean she is out of Voldemort's grasp. Rated T for mild language & adult situations. RLHG & kinda TRHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,251 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Randomality by Corrupted Desires reviews
Random events that take place during, before, after and around the Animality Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006
Apprentice of a Meddling Old Coot by Corrupted Desires reviews
Third in the Animality Series: Dumbledore decides that he's just about ready to retire and trains an apprentice. Can Hermione survive the training to become the Greatest Witch in the World?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,074 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3076 - Favs: 4,252 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Chips of Chocolate by Corrupted Desires reviews
Sequel to Animality: A combination of pranks turns into a dangerous blend... For Fred, George and Moody! The Order has been turned into kids and their only hope lies in the hands of the Weasley Twins! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,366 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/19/2005 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Complete
Animality by Corrupted Desires reviews
Trio's 5th Year AU: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Fred, George, Ginny and Draco are turned into hybrid wild animals thanks to a multiple potions accident. Can Snape cure them before he goes insane? COMPLETE (You need to log in for your reviews if you want me to actually answer your questions!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,547 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Complete
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Michael Darling
The Darling's trip to Neverland from the eyes of the littlest sibling. Poem ; based on Disney's Peter Pan, animated version.
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Complete
The Chick Code reviews
The Bro Code warned of a secret document known only to chicks, a female equivalent of The Bro Code, and it finally has been revealed! Click to see the fabled code of conduct that all chicks abide by. PARODY - a response to The Bro Code
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Barnabus S. - Complete