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Author has written 12 stories for Bleach, Naruto, Watchmen, X-Men, and Merlin.

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Another Prisoner, Another Professor by Marauder reviews
AU. In Harry's third year he must learn the many truths about the new DADA teacher, Professor Black, and an escaped convict, Remus Lupin. Eventual SBxRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 125,166 - Reviews: 1833 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 1,491 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 10555 - Favs: 6,006 - Follows: 5,395 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5540 - Favs: 8,376 - Follows: 8,988 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Storms by kazenoyouni reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is all alone. At least, until he's taken in by a dark, rich stranger. It seems he now has something to live for again... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 86 - Words: 128,832 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 1,898 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Visionary by BC reviews
Harry wakes up on the first of August 1943, and Tom Riddle's presence seems like the least of his problems… until Tom makes Harry his problem. Old cliché, new design. Slash HPTR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 116,582 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 2,282 - Follows: 2,658 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Evil Genius by Disgruntled Minion reviews
AU "And I will keep on my staff, a five-year-old child" Little did Itachi know that the child would become the bane of his existence; but with time comes new enemies and feelings. And in the end, the real question will be; who was the real evil genius?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,946 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
From His Excerpts by Phoenyxx reviews
Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,962 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 1,632 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
Harry Potter and the God of Death by Nesarna reviews
Getting recruited for another war wasn't quite what he had in mind when his father announced a family trip to England. But now that he's here, Kurosaki Ichigo finds himself pulled into a web of deception, government lies, and centuries-old conspiracies...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 169,004 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Harry P., Ichigo K.
Lights in the Fridge by fowl68 reviews
Really, who gave a man raised as an only child a baby hardly a few months old and thought it was a good idea to leave them alone together?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 17,831 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Fortune Favours the Damned by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Sirius hasn't the first clue who this green eyed stranger is exactly, but he's here now and somehow he's Sirius' problem. AU Rating upgraded due to language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,574 - Reviews: 2023 - Favs: 3,804 - Follows: 5,015 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Juxtaposition by prone2dementia reviews
BEING REWRITTEN. De-aged to ten and sent back to Tom Riddle's era, Harry unintentionally befriends the eleven-year-old Dark Lord. The future will never be the same again... not DH compliant, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,400 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 2,568 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Fundamentals of Family by Hari-Aisu reviews
Living day by day may become routine for some, but when you're artist extraordinaire Yagami Raito, it's anything but. Especially when you have 3 kids and a pervert to watch over... Then it's just downhill from there. Sequel to "Discordant Harmony"
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 116,137 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 10/8/2008 - L, Light Y.
Multicolour Post Its by Wingwyrm reviews
Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 3,626 - Follows: 4,163 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Letters to Merlin by BecsX reviews
Merlin finds a letter addressed to him, a letter than Arthur never intended him to find. Merlin/Arthur fluff. Lots of sickly sweet fluff.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
In Need of a Hero by thepenspal reviews
When Lily Potter translates a spell that can bring someone with the power to defeat Voldemort into their world, the last thing she and the order expected was a skinny seventeen year old Harry Potter. Story is back and will be finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,197 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 2,492 - Follows: 3,376 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Harry P., James P.
Thieving Gets You Nowhere by Aesura reviews
AU Pickpocketing and stealing are the only things Naruto knows to survive in the busy streets of Konoha. But what happens when she stole a wallet from the wrong guy, namely Uchiha Sasuke! What does fate have in stored for these two? SasuFemNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,509 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
PS I've Always Known by wild-sunshine reviews
It's the worst fear to have, the fear of finding out that despite every effort, it's always been obvious. SLASH Desmond/Shaun and Ezio/Leonardo.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,308 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Desmond M., Ezio A.
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,344 - Reviews: 2294 - Favs: 2,748 - Follows: 2,745 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Meeting Naruto by kerrieleigh reviews
DISCONTINUED. Naruto is 7 years old when he decides to run away from Konoha. But what will happen when he meets a stranger? And why does the blonde-haired man look so familiar...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,744 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 1,777 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Exigo by General Junos reviews
She was the heroine, so where was her happy ending? // He was the only one to survive, so he didn't expect a happy ending. - Amell/Cullen
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,220 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Amell, Cullen
Yanks and Limeys by ayashina reviews
"Dancing- vertical to horizontal!" The girls hatch a plan to get Des and Shaun together through dancing. Meanwhile, in Ezio's world, something scarily similar is happening. ShaunxDesmond, EzioxLeonardo
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,845 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Shaun H., Desmond M. - Complete
Lineage by Nyxelestia reviews
Thanks to his magic, Merlin always knew he had a weird heritage that his mother did not liking talking about. What he didn't expect was to find out she was a princess of the kingdom of Dyfed - making him heir to the throne. This changed...everything.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,737 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Merlin
Pass Along A Hug Day by Laura goes SMASH reviews
The Hufflepuffs come up with a way to support Inter-House Unity and make everyone smile!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
When Dreaming Ends by Hari-Aisu reviews
When actor Raito Yagami first set foot into Whammy's House, a famous Parisian bordello well known for its crazy schemes and beautiful courtesans, he had not known that his future would lay with a disturbed playwright with a penchant for men in drag...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,941 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 7/9/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Discordant Harmony by Hari-Aisu reviews
What happens when new artist Yagami Raito manages to capture the attention of socially inept, anonymous artist L Lawliet? Hilarity, of course. Matchmakers, troublesome sisters, and crazy lawyers pretending to be drag queens? What is this world coming to?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,301 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Want To Be Yours by C.Queen reviews
Al has always crushed on Scorpius, who he thinks would never want him. But Scorpius HAS always wanted a dog, which just so happens to be Al's Animagi form. Now if Al could just make Scorpius like him as a human too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,161 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Familiar Faces by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Two years after Ichigo vanished without a trace, Rukia brings home an eight-year-old boy claiming she found him. Now the question is, how do they deal with him when he can't remember anything about his previous life? Daricio's Familiar Faces cont. Hiatus
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,278 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
Flow by SydnieWren reviews
Killing for a living grinds one down. Full-time loneliness is a rough job. Kakashi and Iruka save one another. KakaxIru. Anal, Oral, Dark. Now back!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,682 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Divergence by prone2dementia reviews
After accidentally deaging Voldemort during the Final Battle, Harry shocks the wizarding world by deciding to raise five-year-old Tom Riddle. A threeshot following them into the hours, days, and years after the war. DH non-compliant, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,036 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 2,338 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
HD 'Magic Eight Ball' by tigersilver reviews
Hermione brings a Muggle device to their usual after-work drinking sessions; Malfoy is utterly fascinated. Harry is not, especially as Malfoy keeps asking it questions about his personal life. AU; EWE, JuniorAurors!Harry smuff-filled center. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,396 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Our Bed by darkmorsmordreheart reviews
For WiseDraco's Birthday. H/D. "And he told me that he loved me, too." NonMagic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mon petit ami est un Otaku by EdFrench reviews
Gaara ne veut pas que Naruto monte dans sa chambre... Quel secret honteux peut-il bien y cacher? Fic délire, GaaNaru, fanboys
Naruto - Rated: K+ - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Master And Series 1: Master And Slave by shadowglove reviews
AU. When at war with Camelot, Mercia captures a large quantity Camelot's knights to keep hostage. As a reward, King Bayard gives Merlin, his Grand Court Sorcerer, a gift in the form of one of the captured knights, a beautiful, difficult boy named Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,509 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 116 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 2,317 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Somewhere In Between by fowl68 reviews
“I know you’re jealous of my rather nicely shaped legs, teme, but really, is that any way to act?” SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Trials and Timing by freudian fuckup reviews
Arthur always sort of assumed the whole "sword in the stone" thing was a one time deal, or at the very least a formality. Posted on livejournal foreeeever ago.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Taxi Man by Norwegian Blue reviews
Response to the prompt "Arthur/Merlin, Merlin is a cab driver and Arthur is his drunk passenger." Merlin picks up a man who has some very strange ways of making friends in a bar.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Sensitive by MissTLock reviews
If only he wanted in your pants. You and Sasuke would be twins' Harry and Team 7 find out about sensitive subjects. Crack-y Drabble.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Daddy's Dearest by Azzandra reviews
Alistair gets a visit from the child he never thought he'd meet. One shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Alistair - Complete
Fall Into Your Sunlight by MerlinWorld reviews
He looks over to his side, gaze lowered so all he sees is the rise and fall of Arthur's chest and thinks of how this might be the only thing balancing him now. How each breath Arthur takes may shake his world if another does not follow,' Arthur/Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Purr by Nyxelestia reviews
Arthur stared incredulously at Merlin, standing there in the middle of his chambers, with a tail poking out from under his tunic, and cat ears, of all things, protruding from his head." catboy!Merlin, slash, smutty hints
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Skating by dragondreamingsprout reviews
Arthur didn't really have a choice. You wouldn't either. Really, you wouldn't be able to help yourself. merlin/arthur fluffy ficlet
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10409 - Favs: 12,930 - Follows: 5,283 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Wizards and Puppies by incensedance reviews
It was supposed to be a simple mission, to protect a school of children. The only thing Sakumo worried about was leaving his son Kakashi at home. What he didn’t count on was the stubbornness of a three-year-old prodigy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,054 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Kakashi H.
Menagerie by Bil reviews
Take one Severus Snape, one baby Potter, and one insane Headmaster; simmer gently and stir well. Don't forget to duck! AU Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not by Children of the Shadows reviews
'Do you believe in love at fifty-second sight? The moment I saw you, I can't explain it.I kept watching and watching and watching, until I realised I'd been watching for over a month and I can't stop.' RS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/5/2009 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Dryad by Measured reviews
AU. Arthur catches sight of a nymph in the forest, and thus begins an obsession which will change his life to the core. Arthur/Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Second Star To The Right, Straight On 'Til Morning by Nyxelestia reviews
Modern!AU. Having little time left to live once the cancer wins, and in too much pain to do so, Merlin decides to end his life to get away from the pain. Arthur holds him in his last moments of life. Tear-jerker, euthanasia. Fic from kinkme-merlin. Slash
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Romance of the Uzumaki by justplainrii reviews
The fact of the matter is that Naruto was conceived due to a bet. A very simple bet, in fact: to find out whether or not Minato Namikaze was a virgin. And, in the process of finding out, Kushina Uzumaki ended up getting much more than she bargained for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,578 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Kushina U., Minato N.
Looking For Things No One Else Catches by slightlytookish reviews
It was just after midnight on a Sunday in June. Merlin’s life was about to change forever, but he didn’t know it yet. Arthur/Merlin slash. Modern-day AU. Written for the reel merlin challenge for the movie prompt Amelie.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 234 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
They have known that they are different by dundee998 reviews
Based on Lisse's Three Good Reasons, only not. What if Kishimoto had written about wizards?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Complete
In That Moment by TooDarnLazy reviews
Everyone's favourite idiot had disappeared for years. Then one night, the Rokudaime caught a blonde, blue eyed Akatsuki member in the Hokage's library. Uzumaki Naruto? Not quite... Nonyaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,064 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Think I by TooDarnLazy reviews
Sasuke is brought back to Konoha after an unsuccessful clash with Itachi, where he is faced with the choice of rotting in prison where his seed will be taken from him to produce Sharingan babies, or... marry the dobe. Nonyaoi, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,843 - Reviews: 1800 - Favs: 2,173 - Follows: 2,067 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hey, Sasuke Can I ask you Something? by Rantzilla reviews
It was a day like any other for Sasuke. But of course, a certain dobe would have to ruin it with such an embarrassing question. Will it turn out for the better? Implied yaoi. SASUNARU. I really need to stop making one-shots. I wish perverted was a genre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Icha Icha MSN by MoonAndSun8357 reviews
MSN conversations from our favorite yaoi pairings. It may reach M sometime soon SasuNaru first.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2009
Growing Fond by AAJ Edward reviews
Nero spends his first real Halloween out side on patrol with Dante and winds up seeing a better side to people... T for now... IF it continues... for now a one shot
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Dante, Nero - Complete
The Internet Is for Prawn by ckret2 reviews
In which a video of an irate prawn goes viral. Cue the chatspeak macros. No, you're not supposed to find it funny. District 9 is srs bsns. Genfic. Oneshot.
District 9 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Complete
Welcome to the Café of Youth! by Cee Head reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Oneshot. Today I met my Prince Charming. Then I impaled him on my mop, punched him in the eye, spilled hot coffee down his pants, and rear ended his car. Fml.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Store Bought Hangover by Ladelle reviews
Naruto's got to get some cash and isn't afraid to break the law. Too bad he's got bad luck, a cop father, and a guy that just refuses to believe he's not gay. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Muggle with White Hair old v1 by FireyFlames reviews
On upon entering Hogwarts for an Espada chase, Hitsugaya is miffed. Wands, bratty children, and a whole new atmosphere really doesn't make life easier. BleachHP crossover. INACTIVE, TO BE REDONE IN THE FUTURE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,884 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 9/20/2007 - T. Hitsugaya
remixed by moon strut reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the story of how Romeo and Tybalt ran into the sunset and lived a happily gay life together. —sasuke&sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Expletives by TehSpookyWaffle reviews
It was embarrassing. It was awkward. Worst of all, it was cliched. Naru/Sasu, Sasu/Naru AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,001 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ginger by WingedPig reviews
Written for the Rorschach kink meme. Full prompt within. Dan/Rorschach slash. IC ? , slight AU, now with added LEMON!
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,944 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl
Roommate: Unwanted by Ashen Skies reviews
[2x1x2] Heero was perfectly happy as a workaholic recluse, but then Quatre declared War on him and suddenly there's a sugar-high American at his door, messing up the house and showing him that maybe, he hadn't been that happy after all...
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,648 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Heero Y., Duo M.
Screwdriver by Zikkie reviews
Iggy and Nudge make a play about Max and Fang's future...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Two reasons not to sleep with Arthur by Tetsubinatu reviews
Merlin won't kiss Arthur, and he won't explain why. WARNING: Merlin/Arthur Slash. Magical Reveal
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
Silver and Gold by Ariana Deralte reviews
The first intervillage chuunin exam is being held. For six year old Kakashi, it's an opportunity for him to prove himself. For the future Yondaime, it's a chance to prevent a war.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,444 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N.
Flashy Techniques by muishiki reviews
Flashy justu are a sure sign that a ninja's compensating for something else. In conjunction with Sai’s constant comments about Naruto’s size being small, Hinata is forced to intervene with the truth to defend Naruto’s honor. Naruto x Hinata. Humor
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 150 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Something Right by DearMyDreamer reviews
Naruto loves music. His boyfriend doesn't. One rainy day stuck in Naruto's room might change that. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Introduce us! by SPJ.Badger reviews
Kakashi and Iruka have a new baby that needs introducing. The second part in my "Il mio nuovo bambino" series.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Stupid Unicorns by mabbeHUNYsun reviews
ONESHOT: 17 year old Naruto and Sasuke are guards at Hogwarts under the codenames 'Raven' and 'Fox'. Everythings fine and dandy, until they get stuck babysitting a unicorn. Sasuke's a virgin and Naruto... not so much... sort of sasunaru :P
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Shinigami Babies by GreenOnBlack reviews
In which Raito learns about where shinigami babies come from and that he isn't all knowing.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Strawberry Days by funanyaTHEmute reviews
-One-Shot- Death is a miserable thing, but it can sometimes bring something a little fruity along with it. Ichigo/OC
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Fatal Attraction by Open Casket Ceremony reviews
Ichigo finds himself in love with the one person he can't have - Hitsugaya Toshiro. There is a problem with this one-sided love though, but is it really what it seems? IchiHitsu, oneshot. T for implied rape.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Ichigo K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Jiraiya's Umbrella by fudge poptart reviews
Jiraiya decides to create some innuendo mischief with an umbrella. Short oneshot. Funny. :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Window by Lady Salazar reviews
The eyes are the windows to the soul, but Harry knew something was up long before his eyes changed. HP/Naruto crossover, oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,271 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 257 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Orange Alien by Elaienar reviews
There are plenty of things Harry Potter has experience in dealing with. Dark Lords are one, and so are Death Eaters, Dementors, and homicidal tea-sets. Hyper inter-dimensional travellers in orange jackets, however, are NOT. Pre-epilogue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Miscommunication by Aurore Verlaine reviews
Arthur/Merlin:: Everyone is horribly misguided and thinks that Arthur and Merlin are a couple. Arthur and Merlin, armed with nothing but fierce denial, set out to prove everyone wrong..or die trying.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,229 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Unravel by frustratedfruitloop reviews
Albus Severus Potter puzzles out the mystery that is his new professor. Post-DH. One-shot Harry Potter / Naruto crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Albus S. P., Naruto U. - Complete
Down the Rabbit Hole by Accusatrix reviews
Dark Harry/Ginny AU. "The rabbit hole went straight on like a tunnel for some way, and then dipped suddenly down." Harry and Ginny find their world tumbling down around them. Mature content and dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,904 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Scrapbook by Phoenyxx reviews
One shot. Matsumoto indulged in a rather interesting past time and decided to share her hobby with her unsuspecting Captain...Implied crack bl, gl, het pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Lick the Red, Suck the White by YamiTenshi reviews
Closed doors, almost Christmas-time, and Sakura listening in on conversations she shouldn't be. Surely Sasuke couldn't be doing THAT with her idiotic blonde teammate? Do the ears deceive or are arbitrary perceptions in the way of the truth? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It's Not Easy Being Green by Deadwoodpecker reviews
A post-Hogwarts, slightly AU, Harry and Ginny story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,712 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Lost in Translation by pikajay reviews
HP x Nar What if the translation spell wasn't as reliable as we thought? Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Albus D., Minerva M., Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Locker Room Therapy by Asuka Kureru reviews
SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sometimes by Hari-Aisu reviews
Sometimes, you wonder why you do it. And that’s when you pick up your pen… and simply do it again.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Figaro by rhododendron reviews
Modern-day AU. Arthur's an opera singer. Um. "Arthur smiles at him, like Merlin’s opinion matters at all when the whole nation’s calling your name in loud, obnoxious Italian."
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Of Fairytales and Fables by ElemenTalia reviews
There’s a common rule of thumb: Frustrations and guilt can bring any man or woman down and Ichigo is no exception to that rule. Perhaps an essay will fix the problem. Female Ichigo/Byakuya
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Lollipops and Crocodile Tears by Caranora reviews
According to St. Helen's staff, there was nothing truly wrong with the senior Dursleys. It seemed they just weren't…'there'. Harry's life was uprooted, but maybe it's for the best. - Alternate Universe with Drabblelike-Chapters under 1,000 words
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 23,117 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Halfway There by Hari-Aisu reviews
Lawliet was someone used to being ignored by everyone around him. Raito was someone who constantly looked for the next big adventure. Two boys so different, yet still so alike. How could these two not have been meant for each other from the start?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,840 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/31/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Halloween Chaotic by SkywardShadow reviews
It's Halloween in Konoha! Gaara's handing out candy, Sasuke's a glittery fairy, Naruto's sugarbuzzed, and..Itachi can sew..? Wow. Scary. A spazzfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Of Strawberries and Snapshots by ElemenTalia reviews
Fifty snapshots of the female Shinigami Ichigo's life. No Pairing, unless you pretend there is some. ninjapanda16 has written some one shots based off of this story. Feel free to head over that way and take a look. :)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Frogs by bluewingedkitty reviews
“But if Jeb is using the spaghetti pot,” I whispered, eyes wide, “Where are the frogs?” Fang looked at me apologetically. “Just…don’t use the downstairs bathroom right now.” Set 3 years brfore TAE. Cute little idea I had, with the beginings of FAX! Yeah!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Manic Oppressive by Neonn reviews
-One Shot- Hogwarts gets a new DADA teacher, who may or may not be clinically insane. Seriously, how many teachers set giant snakes on the students on the first day?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Anko M. - Complete
Cash Cab Insanity by Hari-Aisu reviews
Had Cash Cab host Ben Bailey known that picking up two men by the names of Yagami Raito and L Lawliet would have caused him such trouble from the beginning, he was quite sure he would have kept on driving, thank you very much. Oh, God help him now...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/20/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Schoolyard Justice by JC Roberts reviews
A chip off the old Bat: Jordan Ella Wayne starts kindergarten and Daddy finds himself in the principal's office nearly right away. Future AU. Reviews accepted with slavish gratitude.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Konoha Mental by smileinthedark reviews
Naruto is sent to a mental hospital to help deal with his split personality. However, he got more than he bargained for when he meets the other patients...specifically a certain Uchiha Sasuke. SasuNaru/NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,032 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Lucky by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Harry Potter is lucky. Naruto Uzumaki is lucky. But which of them would come out on top in a ‘game’ of chance. Oneshot. Review please!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
The Strawberry Menace by littlestkitten reviews
Ichigo has a secret. Urahara finds it rather hilarious. Urahara/Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Rules of Engagement by MissWorded reviews
In which Hiashi attempts to marry off Hinata. And fails miserably in the process. NaruHina, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Momentum by Children of the Shadows reviews
An epic tale of Remus and Sirius's lives, starting from the very beginning. A love that carries on through trials, tribulations, and war. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 295,885 - Reviews: 2210 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/22/2006 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Sleeping Arrangements by ignitesthestars reviews
People always assume Sakura sleeps in the middle. NaruSakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Well Known Fact by JuliaKerns5 reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB OneShot MWPP Era From the second Peter Pettigrew walked into Hogwarts he began unintentionally messing up Sirius' and Remus' relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Law & Order by Ruby Plushie reviews
Framed for a crime he didn't commit, Naruto Uzumaki is looking at twenty five to life for the murder of a rival gang memeber. Lucky for him though he's got the legal service of the Uchiha & Uchiha law firm on his side. SasuNaru. YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,886 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
In Between by Hari-Aisu reviews
In between the Light and the Darkness lay the fine line of good versus evil; a line they would both never cross... The same line that stood as a barrier for what could have and what should have been. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Unexpected by colonelZ reviews
When team seven moved in together, somethings just fell into place. Others were expected, and some things just happened. But this, this was going too far. This meant war. This meant...Kakashi's obsessed with pie? Semi-crack, team seven-ness, ooc, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
InJustice For All :How It Really Happened: by sabrinaw reviews
We all know that Batman was captured by the Lex Luthor and the lot. But what we *don't* know, is what *really* happened. See, this is why Batman doesn't smile. It doesn't do anything but get him into trouble...
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
High Priced by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 178 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nearcracker by Sunlight through Leaves reviews
Near always hated Christmas... until...
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Near - Complete
Under the Snake's Skin by ckret2 reviews
Ever since he was a little boy, Orochimaru felt different, and it showed. Called many names by many people, most unpleasant, the one he most longed to hear was girl. Unfortunately, he'd rather die than let anyone know, and this tore her apart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,032 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Orochimaru, Hiruzen S.
Stockholm Syndrome by Lady Salazar reviews
Theirs was a story of seconds, not of firsts. Short oneshot, semicrack and completely not serious. ?fem!Ichi. Rated for safety.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/10/2007 - [Ichigo K., G. Ichimaru] - Complete
Killed the Cat by Kuroeia reviews
[Byakuya x Ichigo] I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, Sir, because I'm not myself you see.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Kenchan! by Dolphin River reviews
[Oneshot] After ryoka invasions, Hueco Mundo, and Aizen, the 12th division still learns some lessons the hard way. Crack!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/27/2007 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Homosexuals Anonymous by Lotten reviews
A terrible mistake has been made, but Remus' parents won't listen. They're sending him off to Dolores Umbridge's rehab for homosexuals. But where lies the real sickness? In the inhabitants, or in the place itself? WARNING: MAY CONTAIN HETEROSEXUAL LOVE XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,397 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Fishing in the River Styx by Mizuni-sama reviews
It's a Shinigami's job to kill hollows and send ghosts to Soul Society. A recently deceased Naruto has some objections.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Nullifier by Aedalena reviews
Harry Potter, the first nullifier since Salazar Slytherin, doesn't feeling like playing the hero. But when he goes back to the time of the Founders to learn from Slytherin himself, he finds himself in the middle of a war, trapped by enemies old and new.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 124,460 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Maun by The Spork Warrior reviews
A mildly insane Ravenclaw with a deep love of watching boys snog sets in motion a plan to get Hogwarts' biggest rivals together for her viewing pleasure. Eventual DMHP, M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,470 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 133 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 3,721 - Follows: 375 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 3,140 - Follows: 357 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Mud, Blood & the Sound of Guns by chase glasslace reviews
A different war begins. The people want a saviour who'll protect them from bullets and Harry isn't it. 'Death Eaters killed eleven wizards this week. The Muggles have killed eighty.' [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
System of Touch by desolate butterfly reviews
[InoShikaChou, Team 10] Ino's very good at her job. Chouji and Shikamaru wish that she wasn't.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Ino Y., Chōji A. - Complete
To Catch a Fox by desolate butterfly reviews
[NaruHina, fluff] After dating Naruto for more than a year, Hinata is ready to take their relationship to the next level. Now if only she could figure out how to tell him that...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 166 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ichigo Charm by Phoenyxx reviews
[One shot. Het. and Shounen ai: Everyone x Ichigo] And when he opened his mailbox, he was drowned in a flood of love letters. [Insanity. AU and OOC. Mild Manga spoilers.]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Everybody Loves Naruto by desolate butterfly reviews
A series of drabbles in which I pair Naruto with everyone under the sun. NaruSaku, NaruShika, NaruKiba, NaruGaara, NaruIno, NaruLee, KakaNaru, and many more to follow. Rated from PG to M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Naruto U.
God is Actually an Eccentric Wrathful Yaoi Fangirl by Ayakashi reviews
Haruhi is bored, jealous, and angry with Kyon. She will create new horrific and perverse ways to cause him agony and ecstasy. Implied Haruhi x Kyon x Mikuru and Itsuki x Kyon. Beware, minor yaoi is included, but used for irony and not focus of story.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Tea Ceremony by desolate butterfly reviews
[A NaruHina ficlet] Hinata makes tea, because that is the best thing she can offer him right now.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Water Conservation by desolate butterfly reviews
[NarutoGaara fic] The people of Konoha take their water for granted. Gaara shows Naruto how Suna practices water conservation with surprising results.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Sasukitty! by desolate butterfly reviews
[KakaSasu, crack fic] Sasuke wakes up with a few complications one morning, and Kakashi is no help. At all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sunspots by desolate butterfly reviews
[GaaraKiba] In which Kiba hates the village of Suna, and Akamaru doesn't help.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Gaara, Kiba I. - Complete
Don't Forget To Swallow by desolate butterfly reviews
[NarSasu fic, yaoi] In which Sasuke is pissed off and hungry and Naruto is a pervert with odd taste in noodles.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Take It by desolate butterfly reviews
[Crackhumour crossover fic with Ouran High School Host Club, NaruSakuSasu Kakashi] When Team Seven takes a mission from Renge, it can only result in mass orgies. A joint effort between me and Yami White Rain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Persuasion by desolate butterfly reviews
[NaruSakuSasu drabble] Naruto and Sakura think being together is the answer, but Sasuke knows he's already gone too far to come back now.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Feels Good to Get Away by MadleyTassida and BlazeSplinder Froste reviews
Draco replied to the calculating look, “Yes, Draco Malfoy the disgraced Malfoy heir.” The greeneyed boy smiled, “Sorry, I don’t read the papers much so, that means nothing to me.” He flashed another charming grin, “I’m Harry, by the way. Harry Potter.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,752 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
No Need For Sasuke by desolate butterfly reviews
[crack fic, sequel to An Indecent Proposal] Itachi returns to Konoha after being redeemed by Naruto and Hinata, but he needs to get a job. Can Jiraiya help him out?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Itachi U., Jiraiya - Complete
Growing Pains by desolate butterfly reviews
[crackfic, Team Seveness] How puberty defeated Team Seven.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
War Games by desolate butterfly reviews
Crack fic! Ever wonder why they call the information files on dangerous or criminal ninjas a Bingo Book? Well, now you know. IrukaKakashi pairing. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Naruto Unlimited by Soritia reviews
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura leave for a suicide mission. Have our young heros died so soon? or is it all part of a larger scheme? not a crossover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 115,046 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 9/10/2004
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 2,985 - Follows: 464 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Keys to Diplomacy by Letta reviews
Naruto enjoys the perks of being Hokage when the Kazekage visits for a diplomatic meeting. NaruGaa ONE-SHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Complete
Favourite Things by WinterOfOurDiscontent reviews
A belated SasuNaru drabble in honour of Valentine's Day.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Complete
H is for Helga by Draegyn reviews
Professor Potter's first history lesson: the books are wrong and Hermione is going to be remembered as the dumbest best friend in history.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 130 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Je Te Plumerais by Nimori reviews
SLASH. A caged bird will sing, if only to conserve his spirit. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/27/2002 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Slip of the Tongue by cheesemaker reviews
Harry is a master psychological interrogator. Or at least, that's what Draco tells himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/27/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Strawberry Princess reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki is your normal teenage girl...or not. FemIchigo
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,313 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Ichigo K.
Just Another Moment in Camelot reviews
iPod shuffle challenge. ArthurXMerlin, MorgannaXGwen, onesided GwenXArthur, GwenXMerlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Complete
Bleach Drabbles reviews
I'll take requests: any pairing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009
Skin reviews
The first time she changes, it is pure agony, fire racing down her spine and into every pore. AU-ish, sort of slash, kind of a bit of character death.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Raven D./Mystique, Remy L./Gambit - Complete
Phenomenon reviews
Part three of the She Wants to Move and Dance With the Devil series. Series needs a better name. Let me know if you come up with one. Sakura wakes up after she got the picture of Kakashi. What happens next? FINAL PART! Surprise twist!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Dear Sasuke reviews
AU Moon and Sun timeline from before it actually starts. MAS not on this account Naruto writes a letter to Sasuke every birthday that he is gone, and some other days. Written for Sasuke's birthday with 9 minutes left to go.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Death of an reviews
Inspired by the death of Rorschach. a poem, sort of.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Cherry Blossoms Are Pink reviews
Valentine's Day In Konoha! I am completely aware this is 4 months late! Naru/Saku/Sasu changed to T because I realized Naruto has a dirty mouth for a six year old.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
No Happy Endings reviews
Naru-centric. Random drabble, really angst-y. T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dance With the Devil reviews
sequel to She Wants to Move. Sakura is not so sure Sasuke's way of getting Kakashi's mask off is such a good idea. But while she's here, she may as well have a few drinks. T for drunkenness and a bit of kissing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
She Wants To Move reviews
not a songfic, although the title comes from the song She Wants To Move by N.E.R.D. Team 7's mission to unmask Kakashi never ended, and Sasuke just came up with a new way for a certain pink-haired kunoichi to see Kakashi's real face. Rated T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto Drabbles reviews
Once again, I take any requests.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2009