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Joined 10-25-08, id: 1724848, Profile Updated: 04-29-11
Author has written 11 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Maximum Ride, and Hunger Games.


I'm somewhere between 11 and 15 years old

I love reading, piano, and sports

I'm secretly teriffied of spiders (I could be a child of Athena:P)

I prefer hardwood flooring to carpet

I don't like fish

About my profile name thing: Do I like kitties? I used to love them but since a cat stalked me for about a year I just think they are okay. Do I watch 90210? No, and I doubt I ever will, it just had a nice ring to it.

My favourite things to do are scare people (example: pretend to have a seizure on thegorund to scare little kids), confuse people (Example: run through the park screaming FOR POSEIDON, prentending to have a war with sticks), and annoy people (example: sing 'one time' as loud as I can with friends outdoors in order to send away possible neighbours.

I hate it when people overeact to things and when Walmart employees get mad at you for having shopping cart races in the aisles.

And I always believe that there should always be a highlight of the day!

Favourite song of the moment: Obvious by Faber Drive (totally explains my life right now)

I like a lot of different artists when it comes to music such as:


Boys Like Girls

Lil' Wayne



Taylor Swift

Kelly Clarkson

Jordin Sparks

Pussycat Dolls

T- Pain

Suzie McNeil



Mariah Carey

Owl City

And several others except for those people from disney like the Jonas Brothers or Justin Bieber who are gay

And I'm a totally random person:P.

Thanks for reading all this crap about me!!

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism...

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!!

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.




Copy this, and fill it out!

Favourite food: Mini m&ms

Favourite Saying: 'Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive'

Favourite Commercial: The tampon one where the girl says a whole bunch of stuff about periods like "by the thrid day, I'm dancing" which makes fun of all other tampon and pad commercials

Best Day of your life: when I was ditched with one of my friends in a fenced area at a random school in a dumpster

Pet Peeve: People with no sense of humor, retainers

If I ran the world: I'd make everyone my bitch, therefore everyone would bow down to me! No, things would be fair and just, and maybe the world wouldn't be as bad

Would you rather swim in dog crap or eat bird poo: dog crap

Who do you think you'll marry?: not sure yet... probably the guy next door

Favourite color: marine teal (sea green like percy's eyes)

Are you ninja, dinosaur, or robot?: definitely ninja

what websites do you use the most?: MLIA!!

Fav movie: Mean Girls

Would you say you're immature?: of course

What do you do with friends: make videos of us scaring random people, then posting it on facebook

What was the highlight of your day: Well two... I saw a guy wearing a snuggie at my soccer game and I went to the park with my friends, and we carried blankets, pillows and teddy bears and pretended to be asleep on the jungle gym, and took secret pictures of peoples expressions when they saw us.

what is you're super power: invisibility

hobby: laughing (i don't care if that doesn't really count)

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

Pet Peeves

Dumb Cheerleaders (I love the ones that aren't stupid)

People who only like things because they are in style


Youtube haters

People who ask if they can ask you a question

People who don't read PJO

People who tell you to read Twilight because it's better than PJO

Gemma Doyle Trilogy Haters


Whores who have the nerve to call me a whore -- I AM NOT THE ONE WITH HERPES BITCH

Favourite Books:

Maximum Ride Series - James Patterson

Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Libba Bray

Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan

Cracked Up to Be - Courtney Summers (BEST BOOK EVER)

Ruined - Paula Morris

Inheritence Cycle - Christopher Paolini


You love hoodies
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV. (Soccer and Football and Hockey.)
Gory movies are cool.(duh!)
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.( does it count if I stole them from my boyfriend?)

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (Parents won't let me after some of my friends got in a big fight)

Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors (blue/green/silver bitches!)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun. (LOVE 'em!)
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.


You wear lip gloss/stick. (yeah)
You love skirts. (NEVER)
Cats are better than dogs. (love them both!)

You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner
You wear the color pink. (not a lot, but yeah: )

Go to your mom for advice (i don't ever go to my parents for advice)

Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.

You hate wearing the colour black

You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.

Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance. (YES!)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up. (I spend most of the time I'm supposed to be getting ready lying on my bed, or reading, or listening to music, which causes me to take 45 more minutes than necessary. I normally can get ready in five min or so)

You smile a lot more than you should. (I'm a crazy person)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (Hello? Indoor soccer shoes, 2 pairs of outdoors, flip flops, converse, 2 pairs of runners, heels, boots, cross trainers, point shoes, ballet shoes, flats)

You care about what you look like. (doesn’t every girl?)

You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of everything. (I know someone who does, and she's super annoying!)

TOTAL: 12 (hmm, i had more guy things than girls, should I be concerned?)


1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

Yep. He's like, half ginge, a pyro, and friggin hilarious. That's sexy.

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

I don't cry anymore.

3. Do you think Fang is hot?

He's pretty smexy, but I hate some the corny lines he sells Max.

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?


5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

Yes! I love the chinese people (especially Peter Chao)

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

I gave the book my genuine WTF? look.

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

I don't squeal, but I thought it was about damn time.

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

I was like "well, Fang's a douche. IT'S CALLED COMPROMISE!" and then just kept reading

9. Who is your favorite character?

Max, Fang, Iggy, Gazzy

10. Do you think Jeb is evil?

I don't think he's evil, because he's genuinely trying to help the flock, he just does it in the wrong way. But as much as his methods are wrong, he has the right intentions.

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

I was kind of like "That's attractive"

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

No shit. That's not even a question.

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

I totally understood Nugde, but Angel is such a cunty little bitch. It was like "okay hun, that's enough. You're seven, and you're being pretty damn annoying. Stop being a spoiled bitch."

14. Which book is your all time favorite?


15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

Teenagers by My Chemical Romance or ummmmm Born for This by Paramore

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

I envision smashed instruments and violence. Not what I want to think about while listening to my music

17. Who do you think the voice should be?

I don't think anyone should be the voice, but it should just belong to Max and talk to her. I mean, it would be so creepy to have an actually person speaking in your mind...

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

See Q 16

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

The Antartica Part, which was most of the book

20. MIGGY or FAX?

Fax. Iggy's mine.


1. Beer: heineken


3. Relationships: Over labelled

4. Purple: cauliflower

5. Power Rangers: Pink

6. Weed: Dandelions (LMAO)

7. Steroids: Girls with mustaches and guys with moobs

8. Cartoons: BATMAN

9. The President: Club Fries

10. Tupperware: "wow, it doesn't leak, the screw on lid really does work. Mom check this out, it works! It works!" Then the water in the container starts flowing out

11. Best vacation: Beach house

12. Santa Claus: Fat ass who creeps into childrens houses. What a ped

13. Halloween: "FETCH!"

14. Bon Jovi: "Woah!, living on a prayer"

15. Grammar: There, their, they're

16. Facebook: "They should make a crossover between facebook and MySpace: MyFace"

17. Worst fear: Spiders

18. Marriage: Proposal with a ring pop and a hot sauce packet from Taco Bell

19. Paris Hilton: Jail

21. Redhead: Kick a ginge day

22. Blonde: Legally Blonde

23. Pass the time: ceiling gazing

24. One night stands: the sunday morning walk of shame

25. Donald Trump: Old

26. Neverland: Flying

27. Pixie Sticks: Fairly odd parents

28. Vanilla ice cream: Vanilla Ice Ice Baby

29. High School: Hell

30. Work: Grocery store with funny hats

31. Pajamas: Dancing Queen

32. Woods: Stalkers hiding in the trees

33. Wet Sock: "Wash that sweater short child!"


35. Love: We need it the most when no one is willing to give it


"The best times in life are the times you fuck yourself over and things just go wrong" - me

"You don't poop where you eat" - Nick in Fired Up

"Worrying is like a rocking horse; it gives you something to do, but doesn't get you anywhere." - Van Wilder in National Lampoons Van Wilder

"Condoms: check. Sour keys: check. Movie tickets: check. Kay team, roll out!" - me (don't worry, we were pelting condoms at some bitch from my school who really deserved it)

"You're on the phone with Stacy and she's upset, going off about something Rachel said cuz she only wants to be with you. And you're in your room, it's a typical Tuesday night, You're the reason that they're having this whole fight, but you just don't give a fuck like they do.

But Rachel wears shorts skirts, Stacy wears t-shirts, Rachel's soccer captain, and Stacy's just a mathlete." - me explaining one of my guy friend's life. he did not appreciate it.

"Got balls?" - Umbro sports equipment.

"I WANT THE COCK!" my friend Becky playing badminton

"...and then I fell." - My friend Suzie explaining her morning

"So kids, what do you think my disability is?

'Your retarded!' (kid)

No, not your disability, my disability." Can't remember where that one came from

"Well Pandas are the least racist animals. They're black, white and Asian." a second grader I babysit explaining why her project is on pandas.

"Trust is like a mirror; you can fix it if it's broken, but you can still see the crack in that motherfucker's face." Lady Gaga and Beyonce in the Telehone Music Video (This quote is so true.)

"Breaking up is like pushing over a coke machine; you've got to rock it back and forth a few times before it actually falls." Jerry Seinfeld

"I'm going to stop carrying Photo ID from now on. You want to know why? People should know who I am." Sue Sylvester in Glee

"I'm a sex shark; I stop swimming, I die." Puck in Glee


1. Pokemon

2. Bouncy Castles

3. Tamagotchis (don't deny, those were pretty cool)

4. Arthur, the animated TV show about an aardvark

5. Disney movies

Things that just make my life:

1. The kid I was babysitting tried to pants me and failed. Then tried again and failed. And repeated for about three minutes. I bent down to meet his eyes. "Dude, belt."

2. I was about to go bitch out this girl who lives on my street when I ran into my next door neighbour (who's a guy). I never bitched the girl out because I was distracted be his skateboard, which was super awesome.

3. I was getting ready for a school semi formal, and I tried to curl my hair. Boyfirend tried, because it started to look like shit. When I got to the dance, everyone asked me which salon did my hair. No one believed it was my boyfriend.

4. I found a dime (ten cent coin) caught in my ear.

5. I was reading Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports and at one point Max says "How many of your parents chain you to the wall? I'm betting not many."

Well, as I'm reading this my legs are bound together and I'm tied to the desk in my room, so I can't move because I didn't want to go see a therapist.

6. I have allergies right now (goddammit, I hate spring), but it's a bit better now because I say Pik-ACHOOO every time I sneeze. Kinda makes up for it.

7. I told a squirrel to sit. It did.

8. My boyfriend slept over at my house and stayed in my bedroom. We didn't get much sleep that night.

We were too busy building a fort, writing a song, having a tickle fight, having an oreo lick race, and making out.

Really Random...

1.Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

A: “Hey, you really need to put some aloe on that... and why do you look so stoned? Sure, blame the sun.” My brother.

2.What's the last thing you ate/drank?

A: Drank Soy milk. Ate an orange freezie.

3. What was the last thing you thought?

A: Orange freezies taste really good

4. What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW?

A: Nothing

5. Have a conversation with the nearest living thing by you.

A:”What’s up?”

“Shut up, I’m playing pokemon.”

“Oh, okay.”

6. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, and word 6.

A: too much effort

7. If you could be anybody from Maximum Ride, who would you be?

A: The director. Or spot, the leopard girl. No Max, because she kicks ass.

8. Type your name with your elbow.

A: kittiesrock90210

9. Stand up. Close your eyes. Start spinning around for three seconds. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

A: The floor. I fell.

10. Where are you?


11. Look up, now look back. What did you see?

A: ...OMFG there was a spider!

12. What's your personality like?

A: Sarcastic. Slightly introverted. Throw in a bit of pessimism. Stir.

13. Say 'George Bush'. What was the first thing that came to your mind?

A: Um, the George Bush in Harold and Kumar Go to Guantanamo Bay. You know, when they are all getting high.

14. You have a million dollars. What do you do first?

A: put away my college money... (god, I’m such a nerd)

15. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? What does it remind you of?



1, What color is your toothbrush?

Orange and blue

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

My bestie, Suzie

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Sleeping, duh

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Reading Skinny by Ibi Kaslik. Good book.

5, What is your favorite candy bar?


6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

That's my part time job... note sarcasm

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

This ruler is bendy!

8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Cookies and cream

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Soy milk

10, Do you like your wallet?


11, What was the last thing you ate?

An orange freezie

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

I got a new pair of converse

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Soccer game.

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Salt and vinegar

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

I haven’t texted in over a month

16, Ever go camping?


17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Gummy bears all the way!

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

Not every Sunday, but whenever I can

19, Do you have a tan?

yes. My friends make fun of me because I always have a tan even when I complain that I don’t. What can I say; I have a naturally medium olive skin tone.

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Obviously. I’m like 1/8th Chinese

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

No, I only drink hot chocolate with straws

22, What did your last text message say?

Je ne sais pas

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

You can’t think too far ahead, you know

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

The wall

26, What color is your watch?

Don’t have one

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

The movie with Nicole Kidman

28, What is your birthstone?

A lime green colour

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Go in

30, What is your favorite number?


31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

My bestie

32, Any plans today?

Uhuh... I’m gonna make a fort

33, How many states have you lived in?


34, Biggest annoyance right now?

There’s a tiny scuff mark on the wall and it’s driving me CRAZY

35, Last song listened to?

When It Rains - Paramore

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Wait while I check...yep

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

No. It’s actually mostly me and my OCD brain cleaning the house

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

My soccer shoes...duh

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

People who are 100% sane

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

Probably not

41, Do you love anyone?

My fam jam, Friends, Boyfriend/best-guy-friend

42, Do any of your friends have children?

not my friends that are my age...

43, What do you usually do during the day?

Write songs, music, chill, frolick in the streets, burst into song whenever someone says something that reminds me of a song

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

I’m really not to hate, because hate doesn’t really get you anywhere, and you just dig yourself a deep hole

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

I prefer to use the term Harro

46, What color is your car?

It’s a shiny dark grey BMW Z4, with silvery rims and... you were talking about my remote control car, right?

47, Do you like cats?

I dunno...Me and cat’s have a long and difficult history...I guess I like most, but the stalker ones creep me out

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?


49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?


50, How did you get your worst scar?

I was frolicking in the woods at night playing manhunt. Nuff said

1. Where's #1 on your top 8?

I’m too cool for myspace

2. What is your favorite possession?

My guitar, Lucy.

3. Do you own a gun?

Hell yeah

4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?

So, how many STIs have you acquired recently? You never were clean

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

Depending on the doctor. Psychiatrist who I talk to? No. Doctor who always criticizes how “Anorexic” and “unhealthy” I am? Definitely.

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?

Christmas Must Be Something More – Taylor Swift

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

A lactose free milk alternative (soy milk)

9. Can you do a push up?

Of course.

10. Is your bathroom clean?

Depends on standards. To me, no. To everyone else, obsessively tidy. I think you have to put it in perspective

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?

The necklace my mommy gave me when I was four years old.

12. Do you take painkillers?

Probably more than I should

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

I have no idea

14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)

No. But I’m being questioned for ADHD. Just to add more disorders to my long list.

15. What's your name?


16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment

There’s a stain on my purple shirt

This is kind of pointless

I really have to fix that smudge on the wall

17. Name the last 3 things you have bought

A pair of converse, a sweater, and some sports shorts

18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink

Soy milk, water, regular milk

19. Current worry?

Why are my hands so cold?

20. Current hate?

The way things aren’t perfect

21. Favorite place(s) to be?

Home, at my friends, at the library

22. How did you bring in the New Year?

Lying on the floor, eating a sandwich. I choked on it when everyone started screaming

23. Where would you like to go?

Somewhere with a totally different culture then where I am

24. Do you own slippers?


25. What shirt are you wearing?

A purple t-shirt

26. Favorite color(s)?

Black, purple, blue, and silver

27.Are you a happy person?

I try

28. Do you sing in the shower?

Not anymore

29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?

Fire. I was a sound sleeper, so I was afraid I’d sleep through the alarm

30. Best bed sheets as a child?

My winnie the pooh sheets

31. Worst injury you've ever had?

I broke four ribs at once

32. Who is your loudest friend?


33. Who is your most silent friend?


34. Does someone have a crush on you?

Je ne sais pas

35. Do you wish on shooting stars?

No, I wish on airplanes

36. What is your favorite candy?

Toxic Waste

37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?

I don’t know

38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?

Ke$ha songs. No on can cry whie listening to "Grow a Pear"

39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?

Reading The Perks of Being a Wallflower

40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?

The sun is too bright


You go tanning.
You own a cell phone.
You own something from Coach.
You own something from Chanel.
You own something from Juicy Couture.
You own something from Louis Vuitton.
You love/like going to the mall.

You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks
You have been called a brat.
You have tons of shoes.

You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house that because parents divorced (How does that make someone rich?)
Total: 2


Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.

You've shopped at Hot Topic.

You have worn black lipstick
You dislike preps..
You're an atheist/satanist.
You have/want piercings.


You can skateboard.
You wear plaid. (shorts)

You like Converse.
You hate MTV.
You have/had/want blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You love/like skater girls/boys
You dislike pink
You hate preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 3


You love the computer.
You like Star Wars.
You are supposed/wore/wear to wear glasses.(

You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band.
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.

You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless your sick.

You are depressed sometimes

You have/had black-rimmed glasses.
You like the band Thursday.
You cry easily.
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo...
You keep/kept a journal/diary. (Just for the therapist)
You have written a sad poem.
You have/had a sad MySpace/Facebook layout.
You think some emo kids are hot.

Total: 4

You like rap
You are in a gang
You wear rubberbands in your pants.
You swear a lot
You have/had a freestyle battle.
You have worn converse with the tongue flipped out..

Total: 3

You like loud music

You love the Ninja Turtles..
You never walk anywhere..
You wear slip-on shoes.

You love Norma Jean.
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
"Hardcore" dance.
Your hair has been dyed more than one color.

You wear blue jeans.

Total: 4

You love The OC.
You have/want/had a tiny/medium sized dog

Your usual outfits consist of bright colors.
You like buying shoes.
You shop at American Eagle. (I HAVE 1 Shirt)
You love/like to shop.
You love jeans.
You love Paris Hilton.
Getting your nails done is a fun thing.
You wear big sunglasses.
You wear more than one accessory.

Total: 3


You watch the Super-bowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your/others jerseys.
You have/had a special shelf for trophies and awards. (Soccer, rugby, Kick-boxing, volleyball, lacrosse)
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment.
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number preferred for your jersey.
You have tan lines from your sports gear.

Total: 9

Write down 12 different Hunger Games Characters

1. Gale

2. Peeta

3. Katniss

4. Haymitch

5. Finnick

6. Cinna

7. Cato

8. Prim

9. Annie

10. Johanna

11. Portia

12. Posy

1.) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?


2.) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Haymitch is one sexy beast...LMAO Maybe the younger version of Haymitch...

3.) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

Posy/Prim! That’s disturbing.

4.) Do you recall any fanfics about nine?

Yeah, there are soooo many Annie fics out there.

5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Peeta/Cinna. Excuse me while I try not to hurl.

6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/ nine. Finnick and Annie

7.) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

Cato walks in on Peeta and prim kissing. He gives them a genuine WTF face.

8.) Make up a summary on a three/ten fanfic.

Katniss/Johanna... Hmmm. Okay. Johanna explains her past to Katniss, and Katniss begins to understand why Johanna is so, that’s terrible

9.) Is there anything as a one/eight fluff?

Gale/Prim? I hope not...she’s like, 6 years younger than him. Gross

10.) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fanfic.

Posy/Cato? Sorry, not even possible

11.) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

Katniss? Definately

12.) Does anyone on your friends list draw/write eleven?

Portia? Not really

13.) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Peeta/Haymitch/Finnick. I think so...

14.) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

Johanna: Bitch, I swear to god I will gut you like a fish with my AXE!

15.) If you wrote a songfic about eight, which song would you choose?

Prim: Hmm well, this doesn’t really relate well to her bu I could write a songfic for her using “Oh Star” or “We are Broken” by Paramore.

16.) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fanfic, what would be the warning?


17.) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Johanna: I’m dying for you to make bread in my Bakery

Peeta’s eyes widen to the size of dinner plates: WTF!

18.) One and eight are in a happy relationship when five runs off with nine. After eight dumps one for two, six gets upset and retaliates by dating twelve. Alone and broken hearted, one travels in search of a friend. Finally, one meets four and seven. The three loners meet ten, who tells each of them to look for love. Four finds three, seven gets eleven, but now one is stuck in a never ending love triangle with six and twelve!

Gale and Prim are in a happy relationship when Finnick runs off with Annie. After Prim dumps Gale for Peeta, Cinne gets upset and retaliates by dating Posy. Alone and broken hearted, Gale travels in search of a friend. Finally, Gale meets Haymitch and Cato. The three loners meet Johanna, who tells each of them to look for love. Haymitch finds Katniss and Cato gets Portia, but now Gale is in a never ending love triangle with Cinna and Posy!

19.) What would be a good title for this?

If you want to be mentally scarred, read this

20.) What would the genre(s) be?

Humor. Tragedy

21.) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two!

Peeta. Well, I’ve always been on Team Gale (For some reason, I always cheer for the best friend), but One of my friends is Die Hard Team Peeta, so she can have him.

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What are you Hiding? by Winged Angel Girl reviews
Max is just a normal teenager.. until beautiful but frightening men start following her. Why do they want her and what do they have to do with the new boy Fang, who she feels oddly attracted to? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,145 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Max, Fang
100 Moments by xStarXStruckx reviews
Just 100 moments in the life of Percy and Annabeth. Comes in all different scenarios, each containing lots of Percabeth! EDIT: Yes, I'm back!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 27,209 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Just Go With The Flow by Adonai63 reviews
AU. Percy is living a double life and he has spent the sixteen years of his life living up to his family name, and he's planning to do just that for the rest of his life. That is until he meets the new student, Annabeth Chase. R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,727 - Reviews: 996 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
If You Don't by GhostNox181 reviews
The Flock is grown. He has a girl, and it's not Max. While she longs for a second chance, she knows she can't make him love her. Songfic, oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Aftermath by TeamOfAssholes reviews
The war with the Titans has ended but Percy Jackson has problems. Apparently he has committed a crime that he cannot agree to get punished by. By that, he reflects on his decisions as the almost invulnerable half-blood who made a mistake. T@W productions.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,530 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
As Long As I Have You by IKWhatGirlsLike reviews
Previously Valentine's Day. Percy and Annabeth meet one fine afternoon in kindergarden, now 10 years later, things between them are heating up, faster then expected. Just a bunch of events at first but gets better. PERCABETH! AU Fic. Better than sounds!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,096 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Cheating Life by IKWhatGirlsLike reviews
Percy Jackson is a major actor but when he meets Annabeth Chase, all hell breaks lose but they keep coming back to each other. Percy doesn't believe in true love and is known for being a player, exact opposite of Annabeth. Full summary inside. PERCABETH!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
A Kiss Is Worth More Than A Picture by IKWhatGirlsLike reviews
Percy and Annabeth are dating. Duh. But when problems present themselves and they struggle for privacy, things become difficult, especially when you have to live with a couple half bloods who refuse to go to camp. Major Percabeth of course! Read it! Thx!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
At the Bar by wisegirlindisguise reviews
One late night at the bar leads to one crazy encounter. What has Annabeth become after being parted form camp and Percy for FIVE YEARS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,990 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Forgotten Mist by thenewbestthing reviews
Previously Finging Me: A second Chance. Percy and his friends travle to Arizona inorder to find a girl, who cant remember her own name but holds the key to saving thier world. The only problem is, the Legions and the Government are out to kill them.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,178 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Taken Advantage Of by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, ApolloRachel/ Damn it all to hell! The whole eternal maiden thing had been alright to deal with when she was younger but she was twenty four now, dammit, and the men were getting better looking and she was getting lonelier.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Apollo, Rachel D. - Complete
Bumps by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, AnnabethNico & Percabeth/ She’s waiting for him to cave and talk to him. To pour Coca-Cola and dump a Happy Meal in a hole and call him to them and watch as she tries to make love to a ghost.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Annabeth C., Nico A. - Complete
Ellipsis by oneoffour111 reviews
An exploration of a vulnerable, post-Poseidon Sally Jackson, and punctuation, all in one; also, a lamentation of why things just couldn’t work.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Sally J. - Complete
Sometimes Love Has Consequences by ButNotHaHaFunny32 reviews
Thalia has been devastated over Luke's death, so she begins to see another guy. But when she is discovered, will she be able to hold herself together? Or will one decision be the end of it all? OOC, Thuke ish , WARNING- NOT A HAPPY STORY! tres angsty
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Thalia G., Luke C. - Complete
Love Story by Ivyshadow reviews
Annabeth is inspired while listening to the radio. PJO twist on Taylor Swift's song, pure fluff. R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Help My Heart by wisegirlindisguise reviews
Annabeth notices when Percy begins to act strange. She ends up finding something she never expected. A total Percabeth story!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,074 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Dear Juliet by Percabethfan98 reviews
Annabeth goes to Rome and Annabeth sees Juliet's Wall, a place lovesick girls got to and write questions for Juliet to answer yes it's real . Annabeth finally decides to write a letter and things go sour. Then they get sweet again... that summary sucked!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,476 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
A Twist in Time by Awesome one reviews
Annabeth has been having strange dreams about...her and Percys child from the future! What happens when this child comes into their time period bringing six more mixed bloods with her turning out to be the ones of the new great prophesy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 89,923 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Just My Luck by Adonai63 reviews
This is just a one-shot I made for Friday the 13th. No, it's nothing horrific like the movie. It's just something related to the superstition of luck during a friday in the 13th day of the month. No summary. Just read to find out. R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by Stef.235 reviews
Danielle had a "monotone life", from her point of view. Constant changes of school, fights with her dad... Not the life you would ask for. And then, a discovery changed it forever. But did it change for good? First story ever! :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,224 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
Halfbloods at Walmart by SisterOfAnElvenWannabe reviews
Percy and the gang get hold of a things to do at walmart list hilarity will follow please R&R by the way if you read ch. 2 before 11/10/09 at 4.09 go back and reread it first half is same but i added to it
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009
A surprise at school by percabethrules reviews
There's a new girl in school...and she's pretty! Who is it? And why does Percy feel like he knows her?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
She's Pregnant! by ChildInMe reviews
Percy Jackson. Married to Annabeth Chase. Who is, for the second time, pregnant. If only Percy's overprotective in-laws and evil great-grandfather weren't out to make trouble...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,100 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007
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Fix me reviews
I could tell the psychiatrist the truth; that seems like what everyone wants from me lately. Everyone wants to know what happened to me, how fell so far. I used to be perfect. *No wings* Minor Mylan, some Miggy, Fax later. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,680 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Max
Untitled for now reviews
Percy wakes up unable to remember a thing, and is escorted to camp by a demigod he meets. ON the other side, he Greeks are preparing for the voyage. Changes in time might be confusing, but I'll try to keep it simple. Read and Review.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,244 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Percy J., Jason G.
Speak Now reviews
Just a quick little one-shot based on Taylor Swift's "Speak Now". FAX. AU because it makes more sense that way. PLEASE R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Games Aren't Child's Play reviews
What if Katniss never shot President Coin? What if they followed through with the plan to host a Hunger Games with only Capitol children? What happens when there's one tribute who doesn't fit the Capitol picture? I've run out of space to write, but read!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,892 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010
The Mission reviews
After Fang. Fang is off to complete a mission while away from the flock. A mission he's totally been failing at. At least, till now. Rated T for later chapters.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,856 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Fang
Change reviews
"Fang, experiences and events change people; you of all people should know that." Fang hasn't seen Max since he was sixteen; five years ago. When he see her again, well, she's nothing like the girl he had remembered from years ago. FAX AU AH
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Fang, Max
Jealous reviews
So, Percy and Annabeth really hit it off after summer, but then something happens to make things go wrong, and Annabeth get really jealous. Sounds terrible, might be, but please review, and it might just get better.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
When I'm With You reviews
So basically, a songfic about Percabeth. What else can I say? Rated T for some bad language and possibly some future content not suitable for children under the age of eleven. If you're afraid of a BJ, you might not be able to stand the future chapters
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,820 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Screw This, I Hate My Life reviews
Suzie is excited about her Europe trip till everything takes a twist. Now she's involved in a old legendary prophecy that will most likely take her life, or end the world. Rated T for possible bad language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,143 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009
Cost and Worth reviews
Silena/Luke oneshot. Why did Silena spy on camp for all those years, or even except the job in the first place? Read...Please?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Silena B., Luke C. - Complete
One year after reviews
One year after TLO. Things are going to be relaxed after the second Titan war, right? wrong. Now camp has a new problem and they have to bring a new character to camp to solve it. Rated T for later chapters
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,801 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete