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The Dark Knight Trilogy, Man of Steel, Inception, Aliens, Prince of Egypt

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WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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Devastating Consequences: Becoming Vasto Lord by only4bass reviews
Story will be taken down in a few days to upload the remastered version. New readers, please wait for the remastered version. Thank you! fOR ALL THE SUPPORT! Disclaimer: I do not own bleach
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 66 - Words: 287,593 - Reviews: 2302 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Ichigo K., T. Harribel - Complete
Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 731,691 - Reviews: 3965 - Favs: 5,156 - Follows: 4,101 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 561,190 - Reviews: 7716 - Favs: 6,893 - Follows: 5,745 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Everyone has darkness: Countdown to Apocalypse by Darthemius reviews
Part two of the series. Naruto has returned... Where? When? How? New enemies, new plans, new goals, new outfit. M for every word. Mega crossover. Strong suggestion: Read part one first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,978 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Naruto U.
TTH: Ascension by The Dark Hood reviews
Continuation of The Turn of a Hero. It was over. His goal was completed. There was nothing left but to move on. Or so he thought. The next hand was now being played. And Naruto finds himself caught right in the middle of it. Modern setting.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,366 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
True Warriors Never Die by Kenchi618 reviews
With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 388,986 - Reviews: 3969 - Favs: 5,520 - Follows: 4,748 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
Devil of the Hidden Leaf by Chrisdz reviews
During the battle on the bridge Naruto awoke Kyuubi but what if that wasn't all he awoke. A Naruto/Devil May Cry crossover of a different caliber. Like always rated M for safety reasons
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 143,019 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 2,141 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Naruto U.
Chronicles of My Shinobi's Way by Naruto6023 reviews
What if during the second part of Chunin Exams when Orochimaru & Team 7 fought, Itachi & Kisame interfered? What if it was a plan all along to awaken Naruto's bloodline? How great the consequences would be? NarutoxHarem Warning-Incest!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 429,134 - Reviews: 4536 - Favs: 4,934 - Follows: 4,118 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U.
Regret by Narutoenthusiast reviews
No matter how blatantly obvious the truth is, the human mind chooses to ignore it so as to maintain some sort of illusion. It takes a slap on the face or rather a piercing blow on his chest to realize that things probably aren't as colorful as one would expect. Naruto starts to realize that his past choices weren't leading him anywhere. Post Sasuke retrieval arc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 196,357 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 2,553 - Follows: 2,092 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U., Yugao U. - Complete
Naruto the toad sages apprentice by freowin reviews
Naruto isnt placed in team 7, instead he is taken as Jiriaya's Apprentice. How will life change for Naruto as he and the Toad Sage take his training seriously. Pairings NaruYugi (Grammar is Terrible in the first 15 - 20 chapters but improves. Really, it needs a rewrite.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 98 - Words: 455,820 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 2,231 - Follows: 1,805 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Naruto the Angel of Death by Elredar Skylance reviews
After getting harshly rejected by Sakura, Naruto makes a choice to focus on becoming a true shinobi. Watch as he makes a name for himself with the help of three powerful styles and a demon lord. All will know the name: Naruto the Angel of Death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 306,541 - Reviews: 2340 - Favs: 4,030 - Follows: 3,053 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Shattered Eyes by Lithius Osmius reviews
Tears of liquid silver will be shed as Naruto struggles to master a new Bloodline Limit that surpasses all, even the Rin'negan. Look into his eyes, the shattered mirrors of the soul. AU, Epic Length, pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 191,547 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 4,226 - Follows: 3,827 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U.
The Void by LD 1449 reviews
Minato and Sarutobi had a plan. Kyuubi's presence altered that plan. Now years later one Uzumaki Naruto finds himself ensnared in a web of murder, lies and tragedy and now must face an evil that has long threatened all of the shinobi nations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,143 - Reviews: 2457 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,536 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Naruto U., Hana I. - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10010 - Favs: 9,625 - Follows: 6,896 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Turn of a Hero by The Dark Hood reviews
We all know how Naruto returned from his training trip. Weak. But what if he was offered something he couldn't resist by the last being he thought he could trust? Dark Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 344,574 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Way of the Rattlesnake by Darthemius reviews
They took everything from him. And what remains when everything is gone? Vengeance. And nothing will stop him from getting his revenge. Nothing! A true saga of betrayal starts now!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 220,555 - Reviews: 3025 - Favs: 3,150 - Follows: 2,133 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Banished with a Bloodline by Uzumaki Shurochka reviews
Naruto is banished for failing the 'Sasuke Retrieval' mission. Shortly thereafter, he discovers he has a kekkei genkai of extreme rarity. What will be his new dream to pursue with this new power? Pairings undecided, semi-powerful/gray/bloodline Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 53,989 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Pirate Uzumaki by spriterx reviews
Naruto lost his battle with Pein, but is giving another chance in the One Piece world.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,085 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 2,036 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Naruto U., Boa Hancock
Lone Wolf by Narutoenthusiast reviews
After Naruto managed to retrieve Sasuke, instead of acknowledgment he was ostracized by the very people he vowed to protect. Now, as a chunnin, great changes will occur as Naruto manages to join one of the most respected organizations within the village, proving everyone how wrong they all were. Black Wolf masked Anbu Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 218,587 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 2,841 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
The path of the hunternin by Narutoenthusiast reviews
It comes a time in one's life when a decision has to be made, even if it's completely against what you wanted in the first place. After Asuma's death by Akatsuki, Uzumaki Naruto takes responsibility for what happened and makes a decision that would certainly benefit the entire village, even if he wasn't there to see it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 220,891 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 2,575 - Follows: 1,715 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U., Hana I. - Complete
Tradition and Honor: A Devil's Creed by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto doesn't summon the Toads when Jiraiya pushed him over the ravine and hit the bottom. As he lies there slowly dying he learns that he is the long lined descendant of Vergil Sparda from the spirit of the man himself. Can anyone say...BINGO!
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,086 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Naruto U.
Playing the Four Devils by Reign A.G.E reviews
Lust, Envy, Hate, and Jealousy are the four devils that define the world, but for Naruto, its a new way of life, especially due to his ancestors, the three Sparda sons that is. Naruto/Devil May Cry crossover, Naruto/Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 342,046 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Fullmetal Shinobi by Kenchi618 reviews
On a night where his dream is put in jeopardy, Naruto must show how exceptional of a ninja he is by bringing an entirely new facet to the world of shinobi. Eventual NaruXOC OCxFemHaku. Will be EPIC in length. *Warning: First Story Written*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 439,928 - Reviews: 2047 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
Everyone has darkness by Darthemius reviews
A boy known to everyone... A hero everyone depended on, in reality... never existed. Naruto returns after his training trip different. But was it a sudden change? Or maybe he didn't change at all? Dark/Strong Naruto. NarutoXMany girls. Mega Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 325,613 - Reviews: 2369 - Favs: 2,669 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Cracked Mask by Denim88 reviews
Hueco Mundo; home of vicious and horrendous souls called Hollows. Then HE became one of them. Naruto will prove that even as a Hollow, life is determined by one's own beliefs, and shake the foundation of the spiritual world as a result. Naruto/Bleach fic
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,332 - Reviews: 2241 - Favs: 4,512 - Follows: 3,825 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Naruto U.
Antagonist by Kalashnikov2092 reviews
Naruto is dead. Long live Naruto. Newly revised chapters with better grammar and small additions.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,777 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 1,885 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Cirucci T.
Cipher Pol Kyubi by DarctheKing reviews
In the depths of an organization, our #1 ninja becomes a piece of this puzzle called 'One Piece' NarutoXKuina Firstfic
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 231,044 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Naruto U., Kuina
Uzumaki Clan's Rebirth by G3rMan reviews
Naruto has gained knowledge of his heritage, and of a bloodline thought extinct. He must now leave Konoha to master his new abilities and bring back the glory of the Uzumaki, and he will have the help of a busty kage with a similar past. NaruxMei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 239,202 - Reviews: 1848 - Favs: 4,088 - Follows: 1,913 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
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