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Joined 10-25-08, id: 1724910, Profile Updated: 11-03-12
Author has written 17 stories for Naruto, Kaze no Stigma/風のスティグマ, and Vampire Knight.

lets see, im a random bookworm that likes reading wayyyyy too much

but who cares!

Female Come Backs

Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death. AMEN

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

FAV QUOTES

Holy (insert swear word of choice here) -Fang from Maximum Ride

Are you kidding? I didn't fall in love, I tripped!

If there ever comes a time when we can't be together, keep me in your heart. i'll stay there forever. -Winnie the Pooh

Love is not altogther a delirium, yet it has many points in common therewith. -Thomas Carlyle

I won't say "I'll protect you." For me, that's just an indirect way of saying "It's okay for you to remain weak."

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Possession by HawkofNavarre reviews
She didn't belong to him...yet.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,998 - Reviews: 1517 - Favs: 2,727 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Complete
Of stupid books, rainstorms and others by HeartGold12 reviews
Chapter Eight: B-But what if she'll get addicted! Small drabble, Gale.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,116 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Levy M., Gajeel R. - Complete
The Dragon and the Siren by CultOfStrawberry reviews
Zutara, Hades x Persephone inspired. In a land of gods and spirits, Katara is the daughter of the Sea, and Zuko is the powerful and reclusive God of the Fire Realms. Zuko has been pining for her for too long... so he finally takes action.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,362 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Magic Can Be by ice queen reviews
A teaching job that takes place near the largest library on the planet leads to Levy tagging along with Gajeel and Pantherlily. Secrets are kept, chairs are fought over, and we might even find out if Gajeel can read! Gajeel/Levy -Complete-
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,778 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Only You by Byakuxhisa4eva reviews
There are very few things he would ever deny her." Even at his cruelest, he had always been kind to her. NejiTen. Semi-ARish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Protection by turtlechick reviews
This was going to be the hardest mission either of us had ever received; protecting two spoiled and immature high school girls. AU Nejiten, Shikatema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,613 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
What It Takes to Win the Game by TaintedMoonlight reviews
--AU-- The curse is gone, the danger is moot, but nothing ends happily in a magical route. Fairies have trouble with their rulers and governments too, and currently, the ones in charge are not too happy with humans mixing in their world. -SEQUEL to WiTMS-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
What it Takes to Make her Smile by TaintedMoonlight reviews
--AU-- Not every fairy lives a happy life. Not every curse is made to last. Not every girl is doomed to laugh. They say she cannot smile for if she does, then she must grant any wish her jester chooses to bequeath and her life will fade with every wish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,449 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Amusement by Vampy285 reviews
Tenten is blackmailed into going out with Neji. She hates him, and he has no interest in her, but they have to act like they're in love. And Tenten just hates every minute of it. Boarding school, Nejiten, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,847 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
Her Precious Fox by Hinata Uzumaki-sama reviews
Naruto has been placed in a genjutsu and has gone up to the fourth tail to protect her. But what will happen when the threat has passed? NaruHina. Rated for a tiny bit of swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,448 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Finally by winteraction reviews
Tenten decided to go that night, because she knew he wouldn’t be there. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Summertime by CalliopeMused reviews
Trisana Chandler is tired of hot nights, but called breezes bring images she would rather not see. "Sensible Tris" knows that something needs to be changed. TrisBriar
Will of the Empress - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,965 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Complete
Return to Innocence by Cyberwing reviews
On the night before Sakura and Neji's wedding...Sasuke declares his love for Sakura while Tenten decides to leave Konoha to go on a mission. Four people with missed chances... will things ever work out for them[SasukeXSakuraXNejiXTenten[COMPLETE,AN added]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,292 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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ANBU reviews
Neji never looked back, so I will also not look back and move forward. Following the code of shinobi, I shouldn't like him,I should be going with my clan to be a head. Following my heart... I rebel. nejiten little naruhina, kibaino, sasusaku, shikatem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,793 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Tenten, Neji H.
Pregnancy reviews
Being pregnant mean being highly hormonal. Honestly, someone should have warned the men beforehand. nejiten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2010
Mine reviews
Really, maybe if Kiba and Ino were a little less possessive they wouldn't get so angry and argue. Unfortunately, that wouldn't make them 'them' anymore either. SOMEONE has to apologize. oneshot *kibaino* sasusaku naruhina nejiten gaamats
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
Heavenly Swirl reviews
It's Christmas, gifts are supposed to be exchanged. Special meaningful gifts that have something written on them. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Most Beautiful reviews
Those were the times when they were most beautiful. KanamexSeiren ZeroxYuuki AkatsukixRuka ShikixRima AidouxYori IchiruxShizuka IchijouxSara HarukaxJuuri
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Complete
Wind In Your Hair reviews
Kazuma had some words he would've told Ayano, but after the last time he said it, he decided to just swear to himself.
Kaze no Stigma/風のスティグマ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Ayano K., Kazuma Y. - Complete
Fight For Us reviews
When ordered away from TenTen for no solid reason, what will Neji do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Overprotective reviews
Who knew Hyuugas could get jealous, or distracted because of a girl's hair? Or maybe he was just being a little too protective of his things...... Nejiten oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
And? reviews
I can't give you that," she whispered. "And?" he said in his normal, arrogant, cocky manner before bending down to kiss me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Love Me, Hate Me reviews
Neji's getting married, and not to TenTen. three chapter story, nejiten oh yeah, im too lazy to put the disclaimer on every single writing so here it is, I DONT OWN NARUTO CHARACTERS happy?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Her Names reviews
Friend, older sister, little sister, aquaintance, respected kunoichi, love, family, all those words describe her. All of them describe TenTen.slight NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Tenten - Complete
Loved No Matter What reviews
Hinata and Naruto are going out. They love each other but there are obstacles. Can the two of them fight off their internal and external demons and find happiness together? naruhina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,702 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Thoughts on Love reviews
Shikamaru and Temari have a conversation on love. Temari doesn't believe in it, can Shikamaru change her mind? shikatem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Because reviews
Team Gai have a mission together. During the mission, TenTen is hurt while trying to save Neji. Can TenTen tell Neji the truth and can Neji acept it? NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,064 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
You Found Me reviews
TenTen feels invisible and decides to leave Konoha. Neji sees her leave and follows her then trys to stop her. Will TenTen go back? oneshot songfic to the song You Found Me by Kelly Clarkson
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Unsuppresable reviews
This a songfic to the song No Daddy by Teairra Mari. Its based on TenTen and how she's different and wild and yada yada yada. Whatever, just read and find out. AU Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Hurt then Healed reviews
TenTen hears people she considered friends talk behind her back. The only person that stand up for her is Temari. This causes Temari make a gap with the person she loves. Can Temari bridge that gap and even help TenTen with Neji? shikatem, nejiten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,672 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete