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A Night by the Lake by ReviewMaster52497 reviews
I'm back y'all! New chapter is up, and much better than the last two as far as writing technique goes, in my opinion. Look for some smut in Chapter four, which I will write once I get some feedback on Chapter three. NOTE: This story contains awesome stuff like sex, so if you have a problem with it, don't read it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Artemis, Apollo - Complete
No More Boundaries by saphira341 reviews
Edward decides he can't resist Bella anymore, so he throws out all of his boundaries. Please Read and Review. It's my first story, but it will get better I promise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 65,565 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Girls get there own back by Mystery Girl 01 reviews
The boys insult the girls. Its time for Rose, Alice and Bella to take action but what have they got instore for the boys? Rated M for lemons and mature theams. OOC LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS and a few more LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,478 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Edward, Bella
Rivers of Love by Mellowberry reviews
Life's great. Chloe is pregnant and Delgado is the great police dog he wants to be. But then a dog comes along, lost and lonely, and Delgado can't help but help her find home. But Delgado doesn't know an old enemy is coming back for him...
Beverly Hills Chihuahua - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009
Yahoo IM with the Cullens by KelseyBell93 reviews
I know everyone makes these but I promise you won't be disappointed!it's OOC to the extreme! rated T for language & some sexual themes!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 16,755 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/16/2008
Random Songs Twilight Style! by imafanpire reviews
This is a parody of some songs that I changed the lyrics of Originally was a oneshot but i changed it!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Gotta Be Somebody by lilyevans103 reviews
My first Twilight song fic! Edward's POV. Song is Nickelback's Gotta Be Somebody. PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dreaming All Alone by Marie Pattin reviews
SEQUEL TO DOING THIS ALONE The family has made the big move to Hawaii. Suddenly, Alice isn't the only one having visions. Are these dreamlike visions real? What happens when they start coming true? Someone wants their revenge and not everyone will survive
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,867 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Getting Kicked Out Of Wal Mart by readinangel reviews
When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Twilight Parody Lyrics by little-miss-twilighter reviews
Artists include; Katy Perry, MCR, Muse, AAR, 30h!3, Evanescence, Taylor Swift, Snow Patrol, Paramore, RJA, Mayday Parade, Maroon 5 and many more. Sure to be something you like : Multiple POVs and story settings.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 66 - Words: 24,288 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009
Songs Revamped by einstinette reviews
This is a bunch of popular songs that I changed to be twilight apropriate. This is my first song fic. Read and review please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What was I thinking? by JayceStorm reviews
Slash: Edward is a famous actor who receives an unusual fan letter. E/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,009 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Ready Made Family by MyLion.MyLamb reviews
After meeting twin bronze haired little boys Bella is forced to come to terms with her past. Can she accept & forgive her past & see what's in front of her to seal her fate. . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 153,087 - Reviews: 5448 - Favs: 3,585 - Follows: 2,680 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever May Not Be Long Enough by OhioStateFan82 reviews
First in my trilogy. Evil Bella, warnings Mpreg. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,463 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Fading Dusk by RememberMe13 reviews
The fifth installment of twilight! It is the life of Reneesme Cullen, told through her eyes at life, love and her new world. The story of three worlds colliding, vampire, human and werewolf. Rated M-Renesme/Jacob... PLEASE REVIEW! Warning, romantic lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,691 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Together in Sin by Lace Kittens reviews
After Bella's disasterous 18th birthday party, Edward and Jasper never returned. Just what exactly were they doing? An entry into the Show Us Your Dark Side contest. Rated M for lemons and slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Twilight Parody Love Story by LilyHiddleston96 reviews
This is my own version of the song Love Story By Taylor Swift.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
21 things that the cullen's can't do by team sparkel fleas reviews
excatly what it says !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
Daddy's Little Girl by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Renesmee's pregnant and she has to break the news to Edward & Bella. OneShot between Edward and Renesmee. Sweet & there's daddy/daughter time between Edward & Renesmee & some romance between Renesmee & Jacob & Bella & Edward! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
New Arrivals by Lukos0036 reviews
After their show ended Yakko Wakko and Dot were settled into a comfortable routine. This all gets turned upside down when the studio makes a discovery that could change things for the Warner's forever.
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,381 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 8/12/2008
Blood Lips by Ealasaid77 reviews
Edward and Jasper are true mates. Alice's vision of the future causes them to seek out Bella to lie with her and ultimately kill her. Lemony goodness for those that want Bella dead Vamps/humans AU mostly slash JxE, JxBxE One Shot only
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,814 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Surpise, Surpise by kay parties hard with lemons reviews
so edward and jasper are gay..bella is bisexual...rated m for words and theams..LEMON thoughts and possibly Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Jasper, Edward
Vague by Jenasys Lovecraft reviews
Edward meets Jasper at a Christmas party for the hospital. After some drinks and a little talk, they do the nasty on the hood of a car. Jasper/Edward SLASH One-Shot Rated M for lemon and language. Written as a Christmas present for Tifa.Loveless
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Pickles by I Brake For Bishounen Boys reviews
Jacob gets Edward pregnant. Bella gets annoyed. Jacob and Edward frankly don't care. Carlisle realizes that eternal adolescents are probably the scariest beings this side of the Milky Way. Mpreg, Jacob/Edward, Neglected!Bella, Ukeified!Edward. Bite me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,244 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Edward, Truth or Dare? by KatalinaK16 reviews
Bella and Edward play Truth or Dare, and it gets out of control. Emmett in the end! Bellas POV. Bella's human and Edwards a vamp. Last Chapter is finally out: I'm really sorry about the unreal amount of time it took.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bedding Bella by CatastrophicRiceBubbles reviews
Emmett and Jasper give Edward the sex talk. Lemons soon to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Parody Songs by Fran-Marie-Cullen-1918 reviews
These are parodies of songs that I wrote based on Twilight, my friends think are funny. Please review these and my other story!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inconceivable by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Crack! Slash! Mpreg! Edward and Jasper bond over morning sickness. Emmett and Carlisle as frazzled babydaddies. EsmeRoseAlice are sisters, not lovers. No Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,840 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward - Complete
Bella's Great Ideas by pattsylove reviews
One shot. Bella Swan, editor for the vampire series that Edward Cullen stars in has several ideas to up the anty for his mature audience. What will he think of the new ideas?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Winnie the Pooh and the Sex Vampires by DoomsdayJesus reviews
A dark night for Winnie the Pooh.
Crossover - Twilight & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Edward
Listen To Your Heart by Darkira reviews
Jasper and Edward have been together for nearly six years. Two days before their anniversary, at Jasper's birthday party at a club, something happens and Jasper's worst fears come true. Can Edward fix what he's broken? AH/AU/E&J, Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,836 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Bella And Edward go to Bikini bottom by TheWeirdGirlFromDownTheRoad reviews
Edward and Bella go out into the ocean to explore..........and end up in Bikini Bottom.....see what happens. BXE...Weird I know.....
Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,138 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009
I've Been Bad Mr Cullen by tothis44beat reviews
Bella Swan is having naughty dreams about a certain green eyed teacher. What will happen when he needs to talk to her about a test she's been failing? AH, Lemons, a bit OCC. My first fanfic. Be nice and review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You're My Girl by LostOne125 reviews
Jacob/Edward. boyxboy. Jacob calls Edward a girl and he lists the reasons why. In my world M-preg is possible, so just go with it. Now, a series of one-shots throughout Edward's pregnancy. Original story now second chapter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,848 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
The Burning by viva0los0sacapuntas reviews
Edward and Jacob look back on their relationship--how they were even brought together, how they fell in love... not regarding any books lol sexage throughout ..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,768 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Randomly Random Randomness Featuring The Cullens! by Foxy 'mallow reviews
just random stuff thats hopefully funny, OOC! I know theres plenty stories like this but i like them so i figured i'd write my own! R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008
Picture To Burn Jacob Black by odwala reviews
Taylor Swift's song "Picture to Burn" but in Jacob's POV. Hope you enjoy ;D PS Go Edward :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
An Immortal Child? by Alyssa105 reviews
What happens when the Cullens prank call the Volturi saying they have an immortal child? Read to find out. Really funny. I was laughing as I wrote this. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Emmett, Aro - Complete
Twilight Star Spangled Banner by The Happy Emo reviews
This is the lyrics to my Twilight Star Spangled Banner. I think I'm allowed to put lyrics on here, oh well, it's still a fanfic cause its about twilight!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Complete
Passion by Kianna Sheen reviews
Bella and Edward lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hey There Delilah Parody Lyrics by hersheycyndy reviews
song hey there delilah by the plain white t's
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Can't Make A Sound by hipsandcars reviews
Slash, MALE PREGNANCY, sequel to "Can't Tell Me Nothing" Jacob and Edward deal with the aftermath of their bonding and the return of Amabel. Rated M for language, mpreg and safety.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,667 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Moonlight by brunettelamb reviews
Edward writes Renesmee's lullaby. Daddy-daughter bonding. Very small lemon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Something In Disguise by brttmclv reviews
Everyone has a story...Mine does not begin with Once Upon A Time and it certainly does not end with Happily Ever After. Jasper/OC & Edward/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,405 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Jasper, Edward
Special Song! by Jalice1517 reviews
Me and mrs.emmettcullen came up with a parody for this song! Its for her story! Maybe more but i have no idea
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Happy Birthday Edward Cullen! by C'est Ma Vie reviews
Just a little short tribute to our favorite vampire... 6/20/09: Edward Cullen's 108th birthday and the very first Robert Pattinson Day! Rated just to be safe, lol.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Edward - Complete
Coming Home by Imaginings reviews
Christmas is coming soon, and there's only one thing I want. Edward to come home, to hold me in his arms and tell me he loves me. Why does there always have to be so much hurt? For Daddy's Little Cannibal's 18th birthday, and to the victims of 9/11.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Renesmee's 1st Period by Mrs.Edward.Asakura reviews
what happens when darling Renesmee Cullen starts her period in the Cullen household? Rated M for rape and language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009
A Pleasent Surprise by ResDes2 reviews
Edward is thinking about life when out of the blue Jacob appears! One thing leads to another and...well...you know how my stories are like. Enjoy and please...COMMENT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Spongelight! by AuraTheGreat reviews
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ED-BOB SPARKLEPANTS!
Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
Edward's Girl by TeamJacob1324 reviews
Song Fic, based on the Rick Springfield song "Jessie's Girl".
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
The Secret Meeting by LostOne125 reviews
Jacob/Edward. boyxboy. The title pretty much says it all. A secret meeting between Jacob and Edward, where they hide away from others to express their love. One-Shot?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
The Virginity Pact by herinfiniteeyes reviews
For the SMC contest. The girls vow to lose their virginity by prom night. Will they succeed? One-shot. E/B, J/A, Em/R. Lemons. MA for mature. American Pie-Twilight crossover.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,711 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding Robert Pattinson by Entropic Kitten reviews
Story I wrote on request by a friend over facebook. ONE SHOT. A fan finds more than she expected when she follows a distressed Rob into the forest outside Forks High School. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
EDWARD CULLEN by Daddy's Little Bloodsucker reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own EDWARD CULLEN. Go throught the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward - Complete
I Like It Loud by Blue-Winter-Angel reviews
A night out and one song can change everything. ExB All Human. Now a series of random lemons! :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,365 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lathering Up by katiecullen101 reviews
What if Edward Cullen was real? Edward takes a shower. Someone is watching him. Who? It’s YOU ! Would you just stand and watch? Could you resist temptation? Read to find out.. AU where Bella doesn't exist Rated M . LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Edward - Complete
Beat it by Muffin Top 245 reviews
It's a parody to Michael Jackson's Beat it
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
I Didn't Know by LostOne125 reviews
I didn’t know I would fall in love with Edward Cullen. I honestly didn’t think it was possible, but I did.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
All I have is you by vampirestalker reviews
Edward and Jacob are lovers. Nobody aproves of their relationship . It only get's harder when Jacob gets pregnant. Mpreg.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Breaking Dawn As It Should Have Been by riterandreader reviews
A parody. I hope you like it. It's short and sweet, and I hope funny. A lot of inside jokes for fans/readers. WARNING: HEAVY IN SPOILERS! I am a fan, so please don't flame! R and R please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Fright Night by lilseli69 reviews
Set during "Breaking Dawn" on Isle Esme after the cleaners have left. Bella has a fantasy...Can Edward really give her everything she desires? My first fanfiction so please be gentle when reviewing : Rated M for sexual content and adult material!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The tiebreaker by vampires rule my world reviews
A sequel to 'The Bet'. Bella and Emmett have made a bet to see who has the most adventurous sex life. Rated M for lemony goodness!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,654 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Shopping for men by TwilightSagamaniac reviews
Nessie goes shopping and while in an underwear store, finds time to ask Jacob questions over the things that he likes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
I'm not okay by Muffin Top 245 reviews
Is a song parody to MCR's I'm not okay. It takes place on the end of Eclipse when Jacob is leaving.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
My Happy Pills by shewhoshallwrite reviews
A parody for Ihatejacob1's Jacob Torture Contest
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Jacob - Complete
Demon Puppies A Parody by PeteWentzIzMahHubbeh reviews
Edward has demon sperm. Jacob is secretly a woman. Destruction. Not for small children or big babies. Jacob/Edward slash
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Blood by Muffin Top 245 reviews
Is a parody to My Chemical Romance's Blood
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
You know you're obsessed with Stephenie Meyer when by Muffin Top 245
Includes Twilight and The Host.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2009
Watch Where Your Hands Are, Jacob! by twilightsun01 reviews
Jacob and Renesmee’s relationship is growing, and Jacob is getting a little naughty with his thoughts. This is for the CookieMonster's Challenges forum! Info and full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
THE CULLENIZER SONG and MORE TWILIGHT PARODY SONGS by decemberdancer reviews
READ THIS! SOOO FUNNY ABOUT TWILIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward, Jacob
Sexy Back Twilight Style by emmett's bride reviews
Aro: get ya sexy on!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
HOW TWILIGHT REALLY SHOULD'VE ENDED by CallMehTehOdd1 reviews
This is my crack version of how Twilight should've gone. Ever wanted to know what would've happened if Bella got 'that time of month? Well. This is pretty much it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fairy Dust by Yorsh reviews
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward Cullen was a fairy. Second, there was a part of him that desired to turn my hair into Fairy Dust, and third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with the poof.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Crazy Interview by Mrs.Jacob.Black reviews
This is an interview with Cedric Diggory, Robert Pattinson and Edward Cullen. Of course the other characters of Twilight and, too, Harry Potter, have their appearances. The poor interviewer... :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Complete
The Birds And The Bees by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Edward decides it's time to give Nessie "The Talk". Hilarity ensues. Now extended to other characters!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
drrrunk edeard wtorys by darkangel1890 reviews
mmy drunk bvebberspoionm og me with edward n kkatie with torob papttin and kty waith a dcedric and sierra with kaassper
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
Twilight Robert Pattinson Edward Cullen by KinseyMaryAlice reviews
If i ever met Robert Pattinson or Edward Cullen...NO kidding
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Complete
The Perfect Name by hit-the-duckies reviews
Why do only four family members get representation in the demonspawn's name? That just ain't right.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Cullen Song! by Twilight Black Shadow reviews
The Llama song has been re-done. Look here for the Cullen's version.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
Parody Files by o0charlee0o reviews
I got really bored, so I decided to write a parody of a song. I think I'll make it into a series of parodies, but either way, I got bored, and well yeah....
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008
Rythmic Beat by De Code Re Lock reviews
Edward and Jasper at school doing naughty little things. Lemon, Slash, One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Pregnant by OverlyObbsessedAboutTwilight reviews
Bella is pregnant and wants to keep the baby, but how does Edward feel?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Come Undone by Lolavella reviews
Edward can't always maintain his control. WARNING: Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Another Night by kyrbri reviews
It’s been three months since Edward’s and Jaspers last “meeting” and Jasper’s lusting more than ever now. Is Edward feeling the same way? Jasper X Edward *LEMON* sequel to Taboo READ AND REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
If You Were Gay by The Grimmy Reaper reviews
Emmett discovers the wonders of Avenue Q! One-shot. Fluff. Song fic.
Crossover - Twilight & Avenue Q - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Emmett - Complete
The Girl Next Door by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
Edward discovers that the girl next door has a very dirty secret. Entry for the SMC Contest. AU/AH. Bella/Edward. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,555 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
107 Year Old Virgin by Sierra Sitruc reviews
Edward is concerned about his virtue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Scandal at the Cullen House by ResDes2 reviews
New pure smut story. Thanks to gaytwilightbuff for idea. Lots of sex and slash. Very hot. Please Rate and Review! Rated M for a reason. If you don't like gayness, please do not open and quickly avert your eyes!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Interference by Lolavella reviews
Alice wants to do something special for Jasper's birthday, but Edward has other plans. WARNINGS: Slash, threesome
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Edward Song by Lonewolf77 reviews
A song about Edward, his life, and the silliness that is Twilight,
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Jasper and the PMS by XxXMrs.JasperHaleXxX reviews
All vampires and Bella's still human. How Jasper deals with the PMSing girls in his school. In both Alice and Jasper's POV. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Jasper, Alice
The Bet by vampires rule my world reviews
Bella and Emmett make a bet with each other to see who has the most 'adventurous' sex life. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,930 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This is For Keeps by hippopotomonstrosesquipedalio reviews
Song fic very fluffy. ExB Spill Canvas
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Promise by Roseatron reviews
Edward keeps true to his promise to Bella. Post Breaking Dawn. ExB. Little fluff and then some smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
the honeymoon by FOREVER-TWILIGHT-gIRL reviews
The first night of the honeymoon on Isle Esme. What exactly happened after Edward pulled Bella deeper into the ocean? The events from the water to the bedroom from Edward's POV. A restrained but hopefully sexy M story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Five Things That Never Happened to Bella Swan by Lolavella reviews
Here are five things that never happened to Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot and cold song parody by fanpire16 reviews
This is a song parody of Hot and cold by Katy Perry. Its Bella talking about Edward. Its kinda stupid and has no real story to it so read it if you want, it's just for fun:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Big Top Twilight by platonix reviews
One-shot parody. "I know what you are." "Say it. Out loud. SAY IT." "You're a carnie." Spot the meme. Rated M for language and adult concepts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Delicious by Lolavella reviews
Edward and Bella are on their honeymoon and Edward wants to do something adventurous while Bella wants to stay in bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Think by Hawkins reviews
Written to Robert Pattinson's "Never Think", a songfic from Edwards POV while Bella was in the hospital in Phoenix. Patience doesn't come easy for this eternal creature.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Edward - Complete
The Inappropriate Touch by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Lolly's answer to the controversial Nessie and Jacob relationship, to the tune of Bloodhound Gang's "The Bad Touch."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
30 Retarded Things About The Twilight Movie by Maaya-Neyha reviews
Title says it all! Just some fun, nothing taken to heart. Please Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Complete
Fresh Start by Jasmine Kay reviews
*Sequel to a new arrival* What happens when someone gets a tad bit to interested in a member of the Cullen family?and who is this strange man who keeps following bella and above all what does he want?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,306 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008
Story Of a Girl Bella by someone.whom.you.do.not.know reviews
Just a quick short parody of twilight
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I kissed a vamp song parody by fanpire16 reviews
This is a song parody of I kissed a girl, set during Isle Esme in breaking Dawn. This is just for fun, It's rated M because I'm paranoid. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Teasing by addictedtotwilight21 reviews
M for TALK and sensuality. no smut. M is to be safe. woo. leave me some love! I have an ANGST STORY COMING.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
20 Things Bella Swan Would NEVER Say by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
Basically 20 things that Miss Swan would probably never say in her life. This is, if she overdosed on her happy pills. Go on and read. Along with reviewing Thanks darlings . Some foul language - Just cause I have a potty mouth xD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella - Complete
New Year's Eve by Jenna Nevermore reviews
Bella's alone at home during New Year's Eve. Who will come to cheer her up? One Shot. All Human. BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Why Jacob Is Better Than Edward by Duck Life reviews
I must warn you, I thought of this late at night, while, admittedly, staring at my Edward poster. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Boys' Night Out by Fang Cullen reviews
Just some nonsensical fluff...Emmett, Jasper, and Edward drag Carlisle into a strip club. Much fun and death-threats ensue. Rated T for some sensuality and like one cus word but whatever. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
Edward's Dad by Becca962 reviews
Totally funny and Random Parody! Sung to Stacy's Mom! I love Reviews!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Five Minutes to Midnight by ladyinblue6 reviews
Bella and Edward meet at a bar in Seattle on New Year's Eve. Will they only be kissing each other when the clock strikes twelve? AH, OOC, EPOV, rated M for sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All Dressed Up by dm's princess reviews
Bella is desperate for Edward to make love to her... she schemes a plan to lure him in unexpectedly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward and Bella's Sexy Adventures by gorgeousdisaster reviews
A collection of Edward and Bella's sexy adventures! I do not own Twilight. For a Spanish translation of my work, please see OurParadise's 'Las Sexy Aventuras de Edward y Bella'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,123 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Omg! Bella is pregnant! by Catherine Walker reviews
My comedy version of Breaking Dawn. Need I say more? please read&review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2008
Behind These Topaz Eyes by Zylime reviews
Behind These Topaz Eyes is a parody of Behind These Hazel Eyes by Kelly Clarkson.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Isabella by Zylime reviews
Isabella is a parody of Umbrella by Rihanna
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
The Heir by myfirstloveisedward reviews
Prince Edward and his bride Bella have been order to produce an heir if they want to protect the throne for his menacing cousin. However bella is a little reluctant to get pregnant. Can their relationship withstand it all?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,734 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Don't Worry, It's Only Kinky The First Time by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
What happens when our favourite Twilight pair are sharing a sweet and cute moment? What if Edward, our lovable, old-fashioned Edward, was thinking naughty things all the while? The real dirty side of Edward and his hot fantasies. ExB Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bubbles! by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
After a humiliating attempt at seducing Edward, Bella occupies herself by taking a bath. Little does she know, that Edward's mind is made up - and he wants to make love with Bella. What could this innocent bubble bath lead to? ExB Cute Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vampires by Zylime reviews
Vampires is a parody of Teenagers by My Chemical Romance.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
the life of kate cullen by kitty713
kate is the adopted daughter of edward and bella cullen she her life is great but when she starts high school her life goes down hill from there.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Kate, Edward
I wanna lick it' by InuYashaGirl007 reviews
When we listen behind closed doors... what could we hear? YAOI EdwardXJacob
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Biology Notes by SUPER AMAZING reviews
After several decades of Biology class Edward is glad he now has Bella to "entertain" in class by passing notes. Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Story: A Twilight SongFic by hayylies reviews
SongFic to Love Story by Taylor Swift
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I kissed a Vampire by Zylime reviews
I kissed a Vampire is a parody of I kissed a Girl by Katy Perry.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
Only A Dream? by Sinister Attraction reviews
Is Bella dreaming? Or is it an Edward fantasy? Very Hot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Like Heaven by acirelemagne reviews
An 80's party brings together our two young lovers...costumes, flavored condoms, and Jell-O shots...what's not to love? Oh, did I mention John Cusack and The Cure? This is just a one shot, with lemons, smut, sexin', whatever you call it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wicked by tashiegurl reviews
It's that time of the month again for Bella, and there's only one thing on her mind. One-shot. LEMON.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett Licks A Poll by Jo's Crab Shack reviews
the title explains it. WARNING: may lose IQ points if you read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Emmett, Jasper
The Hunt by WriterSymone reviews
So, this is an Edward/Jasper fic. It has Lemon. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Bella Doesn't Know by FrancsForTheMemories reviews
Jacob likes to sing parodies of Eurotrip songs... Bella doesn't approve...XD. Songfic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
The Story of Carlisle by Laceyyyyy reviews
This is our parody of Carlisle Cullen's life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
Give Me This Chance by loveforcolours reviews
Her sweet floral scent swept across my face as the day got darker, and the sun fading lower and lower into the clouds, and down the horizon. It was almost twilight again. It was beautiful. Dark and celestial. EB One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward in the Mall by Jamillia reviews
Almost a year after the transformation, Edward goes to the mall with Bella and Alice. Maybe shopping isn't too bad.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
20 Things Our Beloved Edward Cullen Will NEVER Say by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
I know this has been done numerous times, but I wanted to try my hand at it. I guess the title explaines all. Please review! I need to know if I have a sense of humor or not.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward - Complete
that,s life by dot23 reviews
after Animaniacs, go through Yakko,s personal life: siblings, work, women, troubles...
Animaniacs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008
Vampire Online Chat by yuna9988 reviews
What starts off as an innocent chat between Bella and Edward, soon starts to heat up. Is Edward sexy enough? Will Bella survive the chat? Will Jacaob ever come back on? Will Alice find that rabb- oops, wrong story. Read and find out! Rated M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hate Me by HaleyLovesRonnieRadke.O reviews
A short song fic for when Edward left Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Edward - Complete
Sex And Vampires by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,605 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Can't Tell Me Nothing by hipsandcars reviews
SLASH, JacobxEdward, don't like, don't read After similarly weird feelings, Jacob and Edward must find the truth behind a prophecy they have to fulfill, while keeping poor Bella out of the know.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,270 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Opposites Attracting by ResDes2 reviews
This is between Edward and Jacob. It basically has no plot. I know, my stories are terrible! Slash. Review and tell me what you think. Thanks!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
First Time by ResDes2 reviews
Bella's first time with Edward.Lemon. Sexy. Please review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Write Sins Not Tragedies by Edwardsgirl011893 reviews
A little song fic of Bella and Edwards wedding. T for cursing in the song. Very short, bordom!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Edward - Complete
Experiments by Jasmine Kay reviews
Bella experiments with a Fudge Pop. Better than it sounds. warning: Very kinky and lemony. bxE ONESHOT. warnig: not for the weak hearted if you cant stomach the idea of edward and bella having wild torrid and very kinky sex then dont read this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
If He Exist by loveforcolours reviews
I didn’t want to love him, but somehow his eyes, his hair, and his personality pulled me in and I fell. Edward & Bella One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1831 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
A new arrival by Jasmine Kay reviews
Bella is pregnant with Edwards child. The Cullens are ecstatic but how will everybody else deal with it? COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,863 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Our Song by ThePagesFlyBy reviews
This is a one-shot song-fic for iggy'sgirlfriend. It's to Our Song by Taylor Swift.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
i wanna be a vampire! by yaykatie reviews
bella tries to convince edward to turn her into a vampire, through song! song fic
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Twilight Songs by Wolf Babies reviews
This is collection of song parodies written my sister and I about Twilight. They are just for fun, so enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/19/2008
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 104 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Vampire Baby! by SuperVolvo reviews
Parody of Kid Rock's "Cowboy"
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Our Song by Merekat reviews
Song parody of "Our Song" by Taylor Swift, rewritten to fit Bella and Edward. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
I Know by wrecking reviews
Jacob wants to do it... on the bed. Edward/Jacob Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Edward and Jasper by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Bella's off once more to visit Jacob, and Edward can't stand it. Luckily, Jasper's there to help him out. ExJ Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Hate Me by Kasey Elizabeth reviews
Just a little song-fic, on the song "Hate Me" by Blue October. In Edward's POV. No flames!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Cullen Estate by Planxty Lewis reviews
Song Parody to Beverly Hills by Weezer. This one is Bella's POV, about the awesomeness that is the Cullen Estate. Check it out! Read, review, and enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Boyfriend by Planxty Lewis reviews
Another song parody! This one is Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne with the words rewritten. You can guess who it's about! Jacob's POV. All in good fun!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
We Didn't Start the Fire Twilight Style! by Planxty Lewis reviews
A song parody of Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire, with new Twilight-y lyrics! Please read, review and enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Yearbook by ollie-oxycotyn reviews
It's not really from a book. It's a songfic inspird from the song Yearbook By Hanson. Just a story to go along with the lyrics. So do CD inserts count as books? Anyways, summary: Where did Johnny go?
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
Parodies of songs by alliedaoop reviews
These are some parodies that I made up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2007
Welcome to Breaktown by Likeasunburn reviews
Original fiction & characters, refrences Twilight characters only. Sometimes people use being beautiful to get what they want out of life. Sometimes being beautiful costs a person their life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,558 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007
Edward is Pregnant by LittleShortGirlFromOuterSpace reviews
Alice and Jasper play a little prank on Edward. In Jasper's Idea and POV! What is this prank? And why did Edward's Pants get ripped? What Type of undes does Edward wear? Does Edward get his playback with Bella's help? Love ya! DONE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,655 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Glimmering Girl by shobbs reviews
Taylight Fanfiction Challenge: Just how powerful is the melody of music? After a day spent with Alice, Bella finds love in a band.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Edward's Secret by chica-chilena reviews
As Bella spends the day with Alice, she learns something very unexpected about Edward. Written for the Taylight Challenge. Cowritten by chicachilena and trine321
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Add To Your Hypocrisy by Likeasunburn reviews
Taylight Lexicon Challenge 1. Cullen Closet Hanson Fans: To her, image IS everything.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Song Fan Fic by Topaz in the Meadow reviews
Title is selfexplanatory
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 6,861 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007
More than you know by blaqkaudio1 reviews
Edward crosses a few of his boundaries. First Twilight fic, R&R no flames please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Mmmett Bop by Incantare reviews
Rosalie's repair work on Emmett's Jeep leads to her discovery of something hidden in the glove box...what are the results? One shot.Taylight Fanfiction Challenge 1. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Beware Of The Penguins by Ooglafina reviews
Taylor & Zac Hanson Have to stay with Isaac & his new wife Milicent. Scary. Please R&R!
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/26/2002
Hanson's Bad Week Or So by Ooglafina
Hanson gets kidnapped by a group of italian jew mobsters along with N'Sync & the best comedians in the world...Tim Conway & Carol Burnet! (Some how this got deleted without my knowing, very sorry!) Please R&R!
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,499 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/26/2002