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Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.
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Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 2628 - Favs: 3,257 - Follows: 2,900 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Dear Blank, Sincerely Blank by QueenKira reviews
Humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 81 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 2368 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Number Seven by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM Harry already has two children, an ex-wife, annoying colleagues and an international crime ring to deal with. So when Draco Malfoy reappears after eight years AWOL in France, of course Harry is going to leave him well alone...Right? WARNINGS INSIDE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 264,931 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
After Class by C.Queen reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is not a nice potions teacher, and new teacher Albus Potter is recruited to ask the Slytherin to be nicer to their students.Turns out Scorpius is willing to behave in class if a certain Gryffindor is willing to misbehave afterwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 127,978 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Clair De Lune by Amberdeengirl reviews
Edward Masen is the star of a top Dance Academy. Bella Swan is just the first year new girl who Edward teaches for partnering. But as an unfathomable connection emerges in the moonlit ballet studio, Edward and Bella become the breathtaking, beautiful combination of skill and passion. How can this work, though, when Edward refuses to acknowledge their dance had ever happened?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 132,460 - Reviews: 2170 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just For the Night by till.the.tears.stop.falling reviews
Kurt Hummel is living alone in NYC, trying to balance schoolwork and a very minor role on Broadway. After a night of heavy drinking, he invites a stranger to spend the night in his apartment. Little does he know, his life will never be the same. AU Klaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,361 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Keeping up with the Malfoys by Vendelin reviews
Harry and Draco are asked to give up their entire lives for a Ministry job. Moving to America and posing as a professional Quidditch player seem like minor details, when they realise that they have to get married. To each other. EWE. Full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 150,981 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Nanny by Orchid Child reviews
It was a mistake all Bella wanted was directions to NYU but Edward mistakes her for the new nanny. Quiting doesn't matter anymore since his kids have taken a liking to her and her to them. And it helps when your employer is a living Adonis. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,013 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 1,699 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Handcuffed by Lumoa reviews
John really needed to stop helping Sherlock with his experiments. Especially if said experiment involved him and Sherlock being handcuffed together with no key to unlock them. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,124 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3034 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 1,945 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Lonely Chance by bmango reviews
Angry and alone, Jasper drives through the night, hoping to find answers, or at least peace. When he picks up a stranger on the side of the road he begins to wonder if he might have found both. AH, slash, Jasper/Edward. My entry for Truly Anon contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,456 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13249 - Favs: 7,893 - Follows: 5,874 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Little Things by happyinchintz72 reviews
Kurt leaves McKinley. He hasn't had any of the experiences he's always dreamed of. Cue Blaine, the Warblers and the hallowed halls of Dalton Academy. FLUFF. Focuses in on the little things in life, the special moments.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 171,121 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Something New and Real by BellazB reviews
Edward is 23 and a single father of two. All the girls want his money and Edward hates that. What happens when he meets Bella and her son? Will things change even if Bella is the nannie of Edward's children?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 27,136 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 6865 - Favs: 4,501 - Follows: 2,410 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 8953 - Favs: 8,229 - Follows: 4,773 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Inevitable by 2gsdip reviews
-Eclipse in Edward's POV- I stared menacingly at my adversary. She wanted so desperately to end my reason for existence. A love for a love. But that would never happen. If my angel’s heart were to stop beating it would be at my hands and my hands alone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 158,577 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Edward, Bella
Don't Panic, I Don't Bite by scarlettfire reviews
Magical Mistletoe can cause a lot of things to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 2,751 - Follows: 216 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Cure For Nightmares by picascribit reviews
Non-Magic AU: There's a mysterious new boy at St Godric's, and Sirius can't stop thinking about him, but the secret Remus is keeping might break Sirius's heart. RLxSB. Warning: underage sex, drug use, self-harm, past character death, past child sexual abuse, PTSD. Liberties taken with 1970's British boarding school culture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,109 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P., Peter P. - Complete
Baby Mama Drama by Stars-and-Stones reviews
Draco and Potter once again find themselves fighting. But what happens when Draco's spell goes wrong, and he has to take care of an indisposed Potter? Eventual DracoXHarry, rated M for later chapters. Post-War Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,325 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lights, Camera, Heartbreak by Silviael reviews
88000 reads:Katie's been cast as Bella, but it isn't quite the easy fix to life she had imagined. It's becoming too tempting to forget who Katie Miller is and get lost in a mix of Bella and stereotypical movie star: it's lucky Henry, her anchor, is there.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 110,636 - Reviews: 1848 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 12/11/2006
Get Some by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry is getting rather fed up with everyone treating him differently after the war, and catches hold of the one person who doesn't seem to care about his hero status. Warnings for mature adult content and adult language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,220 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15691 - Favs: 6,772 - Follows: 3,140 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In This World For You by SnapesFavorite reviews
The night Lily and James are killed, Dumbledore asks for Severus's promise to give up his own destiny in order to protect Harry's life. Severus agrees, but when he meets his husband from the future, he's forced to break his word. HPSS Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 43 - Words: 204,658 - Reviews: 3028 - Favs: 2,403 - Follows: 2,891 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2776 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3005 - Favs: 2,550 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Meeting Edward Cullen at the Olympics by lenny85 reviews
Bella Swan gets a job working at the Olympics. She then meets the elusive and sexy Edward Cullen. Will romance bloom? Will Edward win gold? For Michael Phelps lovers! Enjoy! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,575 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Summer Inheritance by Heather68 reviews
Harry thought his life would go back to normal once Voldemort was defeated, but on his 17th birthday he discovers a secret that will change his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,156 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3168 - Favs: 6,005 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 4531 - Favs: 6,146 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Dog Days of Summer by Maybe the Moon reviews
Sirius spends the month of August with Remus on the Lupin family farm. Written for the LJ Dog Days of Summer challenge. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,010 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
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The Children reviews
SEQUEL TO 'THANKS TO THE CHILDREN', read that first. Madi, Owen, Lucy, and Peter are now teenagers. Follow their journey through adolescence and changing relationships.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,549 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009
Apple reviews
Bella has just finished college and got her first job as a band director at your average middle school. The other band director happens to be Edward Cullen. Story about band, music, and love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,345 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Amazing Catch reviews
Edward is a rookie QB for the Seahawks and Bella is working at the team for a journalism job in Seattle. Billy, the head coach, soon promotes her to assistant head coach. Edward is immediately attracted to Bella. Is Bella his 'amazing catch?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,542 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Thanks to the Children reviews
REVISED! After Jake cheated on Bella, she ran away to Seattle. She tripped on a soccer ball, that led her to meet two twins, who happened to be Edward Cullen's. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,416 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lizzi reviews
SEQUEL TO 'INCONVENIENCE', read it first. As if senior year is easy, Bella and Edward also have to help raise Edward’s sister, Lizzi. Bella, Esme, Edward, and Lizzi will have to grow closer to make it through the year ahead. ON TEMPORARY HAITUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,948 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Inconvenience reviews
Bella moved from the forests of Forks to the cacti of Phoenix. Not only that, but she has an annoying neighbor. Her neighbor happens to be a quiet Edward Cullen. Will she be able to break down this green-eyed teenager's wall? COMPLETE! SEQUEL!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,392 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella: The Reason the Music Came Back reviews
Alice's POV one-shot about the first time Edward brought Bella home to meet his family in Twilight. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
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