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Joined 10-25-08, id: 1725400, Profile Updated: 11-12-15
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Malcolm in the Middle.

Havent written on here in awhile, not gonna say I'm back yet.

I'm cliff hanging myself. In terms of my writing.

All I can say Dear god...

What have I created!

Might do a rewrite of a few of these, obviously my only relevant one would 'right?'. Had great plans for that one, still somewhat living in my brain but after about six moves, three laptops and two desktops, I'm going to have to say any progress has been lost. That being said, it was a list of jumbled ideas and maybe half a chapter.

Life's a bitch.

Anyways I'm re-reading the story, it feels like a child I gave up for adoption because I couldn't take care of it. Do not recognize any semblance at all.

I wrote it when I was probably 15 and up, now being an adult, I regret my grammar and poor plot ideas.

Where I was going with it, who knows anymore.

I'll figure something out, revise, restructure but try to keep the main idea going, no promises.

Hasta la vista babies.

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Things That Go Bump In The Night by PaigeyD93 reviews
Itachi woke to the crackling sound of the baby monitor beside his head. He could hear a soft voice comforting his 5 month old first born son. He then rolled over in bed only to come face to face with his wife, asleep beside him...If Sakura was beside him who was comforting his child? Supernatural/Horrorish. Rating changed to M for dark themes and a lemon. *Complete*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,600 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 3/21/2014 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
The Fox and the Wolf by TT Snim reviews
Non Yaoi. Kakshi realizes that Naruto isn't as invulnerable as every one thinks, and now he may be the only one who can save the blond. But when Iruka discovers a dark secret about Kakashi will the paper working teacher do more harm than good? And what exactly does Garra's death have to do with all of this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 321,996 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Deadly Promises by ZombieVampireAuthor reviews
After being stuck on the island for a few more years, Ralph finally gets the tribe under control. Yet, when Jack threatens to take it away, he offers the ginger anything to keep him from leaving. How far will Jack's lustful curiosity take the two boys?
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,298 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Jack M., Ralph
Slightly Less Traumatic by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto pesters Sasuke while he's training delaying him getting home. He's so late, in fact, that Itachi simply doesn't have time to wait for him to arrive and discover the massacre and has to go looking for him. But once he finds them how is he really supposed to get Sasuke back home and stick to his script without making the whole thing just seem really weird?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 126 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Stepping On Butterflies by Mai Ascot reviews
AU. What if the 'Therapist' episode had ended differently? Hal had remembered to put his break on, the boys couldn't prove that they were innocent, and the Physiatrist spoke to Lois and Hal about Malcolm being sent away. Rated T for swearing.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Malcom
Peculiar by StormyInk reviews
In which Itachi falls for Sakura, Sakura likes Sasuke, Naruto and Sasuke realize they're gay in a storage room and Kakashi helps Sai understand it all. Itasaku, Narusasu. Modern AU. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Something Scary by Plagius reviews
Young and alone Naruto is corrupted Kyuubi's evil influence, becoming the very monster that Minato died to seal away. With the power of the nine tails in his grasp, only one man can save Naruto from his inner demon, the legendary super pervert Jiraiya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,295 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Tea and Sympathy by Concupiscence66 reviews
Sheldon cheers Leonard up.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
Teamwork 2 by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku OT3. Sequel to Teamwork. Training, house, baby, Kyuubi, Itachi, oh my. What, you thought life would be easy? ABANDONED, detailed summary of the ending linked in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 197,055 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Reversal by Venath reviews
AU. Time travel. Attempt to put some original twists on a favorite. During one last battle with the Akatsuki, Naruto gets tossed back in time to his pre-Genin days.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,561 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,695 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Slow Burn by fennecfawkes reviews
Eventual Shawn/Cory. Post-high school AU. Everyone takes a while to figure out their feelings. Post playground, begins before "Needs." I painfully obviously do not own these characters.
Boy Meets World - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,208 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Shawn H., Cory M. - Complete
One of those things by passthewordaround reviews
There were certain things that made Rock Lee aspire to be like his sensei, and on rare occasion's, things that made him glad that he was not. This was one of those things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2356 - Favs: 4,604 - Follows: 4,413 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Kiss with a fist by Pilotofmymind reviews
Kakashi got drunk... once.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Apartment 402 by mickeylover303 reviews
The one where Sasuke suffers groping that spurs a midlife crisis he's too young for, Naruto gets locked out of their apartment even though he's not the culprit, and everyone else keeps making the same assumptions about the relationship they don't have.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,564 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Sooner It Will by ladywinterfic reviews
War is cruelty. There's no use trying to reform it, the crueler it is the sooner it will be over. YAOI, KakaNaru, ANBU!Naruto, panicking!Kakashi, ruthless!Sandaime, READ. THE. WARNINGS. --- Chapter 7: Brainbreaking for everyone. Yes, everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,427 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Window by Deluded Cactus reviews
It's October 10th again. Naruto tries to hide his bouts of insanity. Angst, one-shot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 282 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Two of a Kind by anime aficionado reviews
What would happen if Gaara fled to Konoha with Yashamaru instead of etching love onto his forehead? Let's see how the two demon containers fare.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,736 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
simply the best by baby-kitsune9 reviews
the day of the third Hokages funeral was one of the saddest days that they would all remember. And naruto has something to share with everone. The secret lives of Sauske, Hinata, Shikamaru, and Naruto. The man behind the title of the village protector.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Belly of the Beast by Mari Falcon reviews
Naruto has passed the first two tests of the gods. Now, he has the chance to get what was stolen from him at birth. The question is, will he? Sequel to 'If Only.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,084 - Reviews: 1889 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Mommy Itachi by EvilPyroKitty17 reviews
Naruto is turned into a three year old, and thinks Itachi is his mom. How will the homicidal criminal handle motherhood?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,563 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Mirror by Uchiki na Kage reviews
Oneshot. The encounter on the bridge takes an unexpected turn, and Haku and Naruto bond which means Zabuza gets another brat to look after. Konoha gets new shinobi Naruto makes a new friend...the usual stuff Naruto's charisma creates.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 186 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Why I Love My Truck by sillybella reviews
Bella is always reluctant when Edward wants to buy her a new car. Is there a secret reason she likes her truck so much? And don't worry where they are driving. It doesn't matter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
To Love a Demon Fox by Alaska reviews
Naruto nearly broke the seal in the Haku arc. However, he was stopped by taking a mere glance of Haku's face...... What if the seal had broken? [NEW Chp. 12 up!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,784 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 6/21/2003
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You don't always get what you want
Sasuke didn't get a chance to leave Konoha, Kakashi didn't let him. It's been a year and the team Dynamic is upside down these days, but another bump in the road approaches and now their all maturing in different ways, the sexual age has arrived. Rated M, themes of Yaoi and Yuri, drinking, smoking, the works.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,751 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Team Seven
Two brothers reviews
Reese helped Malcolm with his little problem once, in the end it caught up with him, both of them. But before that, they had fun, they felt more than most siblings feel for one another, the nights were theirs to share. Warnings for slash and incest, not meant for children!
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Malcom, Reese - Complete
Right? reviews
Naruto and Sasuke got screwed over by the prophecy, now they are going back to set things right, how it was supposed to be before this stupid thing, time travel. On hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,109 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
In the darkness
Drabble about when Naruto saves Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
gone reviews
The story of Orochimaru before his split personality took over, he loved/hated his experiment's, but his first human experiment, was on a small child with blond hair when he was 18, his last year in control of his own body. Jiraoro, gore, rape, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
the hater, the lover, and the inbetween, maybe reviews
Naruto thinks of his team,and matches them with a certain sentence, the only one he finds hard is himself,Jiraiya shows up, and help without helping. strong and actual ninja Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
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