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Author has written 28 stories for Death Note, Naruto, and Ouran High School Host Club.

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a teaspoon of hemlock by quorra laraex reviews
Falling out of love is harder than she thought. — Sasuke/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
too bad, darling by golden doe reviews
I want to hate you so badly. But more than anyone else, I want to hate myself the most. For being too stupid to realise that nothing will ever be the same anymore. Because while I haven't moved on, you have and I want to hate you for that but not hate you more than myself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Perfect Porcelain by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ They were nineteen and nervous. They were twenty and hormonal. They were twenty-one and crazy about each other. This is the evolution of their bond after his return. Post-canon. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/2/2012 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
It's funny when by mistressinwaiting reviews
-In which, Sakura's parents are embarrassing CHP 73
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 73 - Words: 30,244 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
you make my heart beat faster by ohwhatsherface reviews
Road to Ninja AU. In another world, Sasuke makes the moves. That is, of course, unless Sakura feels like messing with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,026 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wedding Bells by myfavoriteloser reviews
Sasuke didn't see how it was fair that he got yelled at for not wanting to partake in his older brother's sham of a wedding to some home-wrecking harlot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Horizon by JinnySkeans reviews
She rejects her past, while he runs from his. They leave nothing behind except everything. College AU. SasuSaku, others.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,717 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Greatest Actor by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's supposed to be the actor, so why is it Sasuke has to be the one to pretend he's not in love with him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,452 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
through the looking glass by ohwhatsherface reviews
Road to Ninja AU. And finally, Sakura understands what's going on. "You're just an illusion," she tells him. "You're not real."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Say It by SprayPaintzz reviews
AU He needed to learn how to say No. She needed to learn how to say Yes. "Just say it..."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,121 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
this love by visionary dreams reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Oneshot. "I just wanna take your breath away," she smiled sadly, "like you always did, do, and will mine."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Subjective by EdgeOfSeventeen reviews
AU. Sakura and Sasuke: A Relationship. Because love isn't always happiness, and he wants her to be happy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Swans by jen1490 reviews
Because love caused him pain. Because of love, he came to hate everyone, especially her. But he can't keep hating her forever, right? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,123 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Drowned by Crazy Cherries reviews
Everything about Sakura screamed she was giving up. Everything about Sasuke screamed that he's already given up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Moving In, Moving On by theevilmuffin reviews
Sasuke and Sakura decide to take the next step in their relationship. Sakura has some issue with Sasuke's belongings, and Sasuke takes the next step on his road to recovery. Post-Canon. SasuSaku. No spoilers. Rated for suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Passive Regret by Three-Steps-Behind reviews
Sasuke is with her. And that is enough.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trial and Error by ohhthatgirl reviews
She dumped me. That's right. Haruno Sakura left me - Uchiha Sasuke - to fend for myself. It's a scary world out there alone. Which is why I'll do anything to win her back. No matter what. "Oi, teme, I think I just saw your dignity walk out the door!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,620 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
365 Glass Beads by stillouette reviews
SasuSaku. One-shot. This is how she remembers him, locked inside her heart. With a tragedy, a kiss, and a handful of glass beads.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bad Boyfriend by Winter's Serenade reviews
When it came to relationships, even Sasuke could use a tip...Or two.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Promise by lokyisa reviews
Sakura woke up one day to find that she was invisible; no one could see or hear her. Until Sasuke Uchiha, that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,923 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reverse Charades by Cinma reviews
Because it's not enough to celebrate the end of the year with a huge party and food; in which Naruto suggests a game, Sasuke gets harassed, and Shikamaru wishes that he hadn't shown up. Implied SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Moments by ohhthatgirl reviews
"Why do you love me, Sakura?" In twelve moments, that question could be answered. Twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
miseria cantare by wordbends reviews
Three days before Christmas, Uchiha Sasuke left Konoha. Again. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Infertile by wanderluft reviews
There was never a second goal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Orochimaru's Return by Boriqua-chan reviews
Something didn't feel right. He couldn't hear anything amiss within his home and that made it worse; he couldn't hear anything from Kaede's room. Sakura got a glimpse of Sasuke's expression. She'd never seen him so panicked.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
My Momma Told Me by DeviWan reviews
When Kisame was old enough to understand why he didn't have friends at school, his momma held him tight and said that he was the most beautiful thing she'd ever seen. He didn't believe her at the time. He wished he could see what she saw. Kisa/Ita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Turbulence by refracted reviews
Sasuke has always been an Uchiha. But the question is: was he too much of one?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,634 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You Pushed Me Away by CryingInsideOut reviews
I am in love, so damn in love with you. AU. Sakura-centric.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
in his world of black&white by less.than.three.eti reviews
...she was the lightest shade of grey. /AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
YuGiOh by julubulu reviews
Teaching Sakura something always turned out to be a 'fun time' for Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
burning bridges by Seynee reviews
It just got too hard, she said. It just got too hard to care. — Sasuke, Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
On Truths and Lies by the general girl reviews
Karin just knows that she will marry Uchiha Sasuke. Then one day in walks Haruno Sakura. — AU SasuSaku, one sided SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hip Like Badass by Rosa Lui reviews
Crack. "I hate everything," said Sasuke, chugging more from the bottle. Sakura just fretted silently as Kakashi searched for the lost watermelon in the bushes.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruko U. - Complete
Scars On Your Arms, Tears On My Face by Don't Trust the Snake reviews
The first time he is brought to the hospital, sirens wailing, people yelling, Karin crying, everyone is shocked. But almost not really surprised.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
No Limes, Lemons, Oranges, or Pomelos by wingedmercury reviews
When Naruto and the gang finally get wi-fi in Konoha, they are appalled by what they see and decide to write their own fanfic. Hilarity—and fanfic war—ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,168 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Complete
Sunlight by Bottle Glass reviews
Each kiss means something different, and the rain is gone. Sasuke/Sakura. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Breathe Slow by a warrior queen reviews
The war in his head is never over. —Sasuke-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 29,715 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Everything Beautiful in the World by Boriqua-chan reviews
Well, he's not the only crafty one!I wrap them around his strong hips, using them to lift myself higher.He cranks his head up to see me.He is so beautiful…so heart-achingly stunning…What did he see in me?His wife is probably so much nicer than me. /AU/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,148 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Thirty Six Minutes by shatteredjewels reviews
She sees him in an airport after so many years, and now Sakura only has thirty-six minutes to make him come home. AU, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
onyx & pink edition! by Kara no Usagi reviews
when you replace names in your contacts to pokemon. —sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Miss Vanity by Orange Sherbet reviews
Just who did that art freak think he was? How DARE he call me, the infamous Sakura Haruno, UGLY! Well, I would just have to prove his ass wrong. Sasori Akasuna, get ready to fall in love with me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by Orange Sherbet reviews
"YOU TRIED TO RAPE ME!" "No, I didn't. You kicked my tree and I fell out of it. You just happened to be blocking the ground at that precise moment." In which Sasuke wants Sakura and Sakura wants an ice pack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Name by Siameze reviews
And Sasuke swore it was too girly, even for him, even from Naruto. NaruSasu, drabble
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
possibly maybe by Carmie-chan reviews
In between shy smiles, unspoken words, and chaste kisses; they fell in love. For SasuSaku Month. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Perfect Man by cutecrazyice reviews
"Welcome to the neighborhood, new neighbor! Please meet my family and our perfect mango tree!" Hence, their childhood begins as Sakura plays with frogs, Sasuke glares, and the mango tree watches on. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Break by cutecrazyice reviews
When something breaks, there is no guarantee that it will mend again. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Chronology by Endings Matter Most reviews
Can I tell you a secret? riku/kairi; one-shot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Riku, Kairi - Complete
Wedding Dress by Elle Q. Kaye reviews
I clenched my hand around the little velvet box. It was now or never; I turned to Sakura. "Can we talk?"/ Sasuke's learning the hard way that sometimes you can't afford to wait. This is what happens when the music ends. AU. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Alternatives by ncfan reviews
He was all set for bloody revenge until Karin got one of her infamous bright ideas and gave him a business card she'd picked up in the last village. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sasuke U., Karin - Complete
Profile Picture by zagoorian athena reviews
There was a Facebook challenge going around: "Starting today up to Feb 15, change your profile picture using your crush/love's picture." In which Sakura tries to muster the courage to do it, but finds a sweet surprise beforehand. /One-shot. AU. SasuSaku./
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Teeth by ckret2 reviews
Itachi's tongue is bleeding. Kisame's more sheepish about this than he'd like to admit. KisaIta. Fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Everblue by Seynee reviews
This is as close to happiness as she can get. — Sasuke, Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Roommates by Fiercest reviews
In which Sakura answers an ad in the newspaper and finds herself sharing a bathroom with two men.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Art of Lurking by Little Miss Cliche reviews
I know you're still looking at my profile, thinking, damn I miss her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
341 by talk of michelangelo reviews
love lives and counting days.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
Tainted by seductive insanity reviews
Because the best way to fall in love, was to fall in love with you. /Drabble/ 01: "Because I loved you and couldn't let go..."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Little things by hp-ewrgdr reviews
He was never one for big gestures but his true feelings were in the little things.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Humerus by Silentz reviews
For some inconceivable reason that was nevertheless in line with his eccentric character, Naruto took Gaara's act of violence as an extension of friendship. NaruGaa. Yaoi. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,116 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Tag Your It! by Furui reviews
Deidara wakes up to such a peaceful morning,and yet again Tobi comes in and ruins it...or does he? Tobi and his childish nature just wants to play a little game : Read and Review. Fluff! :D
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
My Girlfriend's Father Is An Ass by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
R&R "Respect. You're going to treat my daughter with respect. What? The same type of respect when she was five and you took her virginity!" "I didn't take her virginity at five you sick freak! Who in the world told you that?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
mouse & rice by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. "What do you think love is, Sasuke-kun?" "How would I know?" "I think love is being with someone when they die." "That's morbid." "I know. Love is hearing that last, shuddering gasp escaping their lips, like a final wisp of smoke."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Hearts by allurement reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Uchiha Sasuke never does anything nice unless he gets something out of it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Cadaverous Chorus by Periphrastic Marshmallow reviews
Sasori lives with the memory of his first partner, and Deidara won't, rather can't stand for it. It's simply too bad he has no say in the matter. SasoDei, implied OroSaso.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Meaning of Sacrifice by CerealK reviews
For much of his life Itachi may have been a selfish bastard- but when it came to his brother, he knew the meaning of sacrifice. KisaIta giftfic for Mako75 and Master Of The Rebels.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,298 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Easter Too by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Itachi doesn't like chocolate. Kisame does. KisaIta, FLUFF.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Spring Kind of Silence by coincident reviews
A love story interrupted is still a love story. KisaIta/AU/one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,305 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Still Life of an Annihilation by ckret2 reviews
Once, Madara would have given anything to make sure the young artist stayed free forever. But by the end, he just wanted to keep Deidara for himself. And that is how he destroyed the most beautiful thing in the world. Oneshot. Onesided MadaraDeidara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Madara U., Deidara - Complete
Manliness by Melody-chii reviews
The Uchiha clan has been known as the epitome of manliness. There is no such thing as multi-tasking for them. Only one goal all the time. Sometimes, this is particularly troublesome for those around them. Not-really Uchiha-bashing. Oneshot. First fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Madara U., Itachi U. - Complete
Laments of a Lawliet by A.D. Williams reviews
L doesn't know quite why Roger has kicked a young Beyond Birthday, Mello, Matt, and Near out of Wammy's, but that's the least of his concerns right now. Fact of the matter is, now they have to stay with him...and the rest of the task force. Tylenol, L?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,283 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - L, BB - Complete
Dance Inside by CraveCataclysm reviews
This is what really happened after Team Seven's first reunion... Sasuke's Point of Veiw. NaruSasuSaku threesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Reflection by baboomstick reviews
Because even in this cracked mirror he looks like L; a distorted reflection of his long time obsession. And not even the pleasure of that could keep him from crying.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/26/2009 - BB - Complete
Twisted Realities by Amethyst Ocean reviews
It's a series of short stories where everything has been tipped on its head! Contains severe AU and gratuitous abuse of our favorite characters. Chapter 7: When stealing, gambling, tobacco, and fighting don't quite work out for a pirate, what else will?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,945 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008
Like VitaminWater by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. 15 flavors. "Ino, I bet no guy can be like VitaminWater."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,804 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Creatures of Habit by Lunarlion reviews
At 8:35, Courtney would sigh and tell him that she needed to fall into her bedtime routine once again. By the time she looked back to her window, Duncan would be gone. And so ended the important part of her day. Usually. CourtneyxDuncan One-shot
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Fairy Tale by flaafo reviews
Good Lord I must have been high when writing this. Enjoy this crack. TobiDei/DeiTobi/WHATEVER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Deidara, Konan - Complete
Radio 1039 by Apple Syder reviews
AU. She hated those rich, arrogant type like Sasuke Uchiha. She swore that the only reason she was hanging out with him was so they could get Naruto and Hinata together. There was no other reason! None! Zip! Nadda! So why was her heart beating so fast?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 57,519 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Somnolence by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Sometimes, I hate you. Wait, that gives the wrong impression. Sometimes, I /don't/ hate you. ItaKisa, based on Felix the Eeveetrainer's prompt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
12 Little Campers by Minako25 reviews
When foul play takes place at Camp Wawanakwa, the campers become desperate to escape the island. However, with murders, misleading clues and cynical teens, no one can be sure if this is just another challenge, or if this is for real. COMPLETE. DxC; TxG
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,839 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
calm the storm by Sayonara Solitaire reviews
AU. ONESHOT. Because she gave him her umbrella. SASUSAKU. — For Iz.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Worst Part by Account is now Inactive reviews
Falling in love doesn't always guarantee happiness... at least, not at first. DxC Oneshot.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Duncan, Courtney - Complete
Change of Plans by Rue-Ryuzaki reviews
Naomi thought that perhaps one small lunch with him wouldn't be so bad. How wrong she was. Slight B x Naomi. Simple one-shot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2008 - BB, Naomi M. - Complete
Time Not Passed by niver reviews
In which Sasori learns that there is no need to wait for someone he does not need. /Orosaso/ /oneshot/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Orochimaru, Sasori - Complete
Cleaning by Layyli reviews
After finding Risqué lingerie here and handcuffs and whips there, she really wondered what her daughter did behind closed doors with a man. But then again maybe it was best if she didn't know. Sakure&Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Razor Valentine by AngolMoaChan reviews
I love you like a whisper, I love you all alone.... DeiTobi 10song challenge
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Age of Consent by MintiNeko reviews
Fugaku now believed that the law of consent was meant to keep teen girls away from older men, and not the other way around. FugakuMikoto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
The Reason by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ His habit: Get in bed, wrap an arm around her waist, let his chest press against her back. Then sleep. "Do you take Haruno Sakura, to be your wife? Through thick and thin, sickness and health..blahblahblah.." Pause. Nod. "I do." Smirk. I do.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pirates Of Akatsuki by Not Really Yours reviews
Deidara, Kisame, and Itachi lost a bet to Tobi. They have to play with him. TobiDei
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Being Immortal by Atopos reviews
Hidan has to ask Kakuzu the ultimate question when it comes to loving someone like Deidara: “What does how long we live have to do with that?” He might not like the answer. HiDei and maybe a little ToDei when looking close.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Lasting Fancies by LaDyFiCtIoN reviews
Itachi accepts a dare, in which, he must convince Kisame to kiss him. He's doing it for the free drinks but he's also getting a phone number. AU - Yaoi - KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Chalk Graffiti by Nozomi-sama reviews
That scribbled mess of color on the sidewalk is for all the eyes that wish to see it. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blood by Crystaline-Crimson reviews
ItaKisaIta. Itachi-san will beg. He begs to beg. He screams to scream out his partner's name. Hoshigaki Kisame will never disobey his partner again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Jabberwocky: Uchiha Remix by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame, speculative AU. One man's genius is another man's insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Untitled by Skins Thunderbomb reviews
The life of Itachi, not as a murderer, but as a human.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Members Should Not Take Menial Missions by TheArchives reviews
Sometimes even SClass missing nin have stupid jobs. Crack shonenai oneshot. KisameItachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Grieving Process of the Criminal Mind by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame, spoilers up to chapter 342. In which there are late night encounters under fluorescent lights, things left unsaid, and beverages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
37 by Quillslinger reviews
The small stairwell leading up to their hovel of a bedroom has thirty seven steps. The KisaIta AU I Am Totally Not Writing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Girls Have Needs Too by Asuka Kureru reviews
Don't you guys ever wish for someone to make out with? No courtship, no strings attached... NaruSasuSaku OT3.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Tomorrow Comes too Soon by Beelzenef reviews
Haru and Rin have broken up, but they find that they can share one last night together...I do not own Fruits basket. Thanks.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Hatsuharu S., Rin S.
Ignorance is Bliss by crinklescofftrip reviews
Itachi knows that he is forgetful. He knows that the people he lives with know, but sometimes he can't help feeling like they're hiding something from him...KisaIta, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,810 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Addiction by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
Ask him, and he would’ve denied it. But somewhere along the line, it became blatant truth. He was addicted to her. Can be interpreted as SasuSaku, or AntiSasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
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The Bro Code reviews
NARUSASU. AU. Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in Brodom, and dedicated to the proposition that all Bros are created equal. Slight SasuSaku and NaruHina. HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,759 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Coffee Breaks For the Soul reviews
SASUSAKU. Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML. One-shot; short. Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Planned Parenthood reviews
In which Sasuke and Sakura have a baby. Sort of. SASUSAKU. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,883 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
How Do Magnets Work? reviews
Hebi, Taka, idiotic group of teenagers who think they're the best thing since yoo-hoo in a box – it's all the same, really. But seriously? This little group of misfits was supposed to be the next big criminal organization since Akatsuki? I doubt it. Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Team Hawk - Complete
Fix You reviews
Lights will guide you home... —Sasuke, Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Perfectly Awkward reviews
Nothing will ever be as perfect as this. AU. SASUSAKU. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Next in Line reviews
Kakashi announces who will follow in his footsteps as hokage. Short!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
One Year reviews
She left him and now the only thing he had left of her was a smashed lamp, pictures he wished would burn, and a note that said "I'm gone." slight SasuSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
you're lucky i love you reviews
SASUSAKU; Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML. One-shot; drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
skinny jean faggots reviews
SASUSAKU; SUIKA au; Straight up, they sparkle. "So, I'm convinced that your pants are cutting off circulation to your brain, and I'm thinking that maybe you should just leave." COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,786 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Puppy Love reviews
SasuSaku, Sasuke, Sakura, and an disagreement on whether dogs or cats are better. One-shot. AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
This Is War reviews
Slight SasuSaku, "So we meet again," Madara says to the blond, his voice deep and clear from behind the orange mask. He already had his sharingan activated, along with his new found rinnegan. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ninja Communism reviews
Because Shino really needs to get some Neutrogena. How does it take this long to get to Walmart? CRACK, no pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
If Fish Are Friends, Can I Be Your Lover? reviews
Chicken farms, cows, and sunsets. In which true beauty is found in a dinner conversation between Tamaki and Kyoya. TamakixKyoya, CRACK.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Old Spice reviews
NARUHINA, AU, She met him on the beach. Well, she didn't really meet him, but it was the first time she saw him. ONE-SHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
I Drink Punch, Therefore I Am reviews
The mushrooms... They just keep laughing. CRACK. One-shot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Haruhi F. - Complete
How To: Fail a Kidnapping reviews
A tribute to "Kidnapping" by Boriqua-chan. Karin was panicking. She had to think of a lie, fast. "Uh...my water broke."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Karin, Suigetsu H. - Complete
Music Meme reviews
So I've got a question - do you want to have a slumber party in my basement? Includes, in separate drabble-things, SasuSaku, NaruHina, KisaIta, SasoDei, GaaIno, and SuiKa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
Bunkbeds reviews
Because Deidara is a ball of sunshine and Sasori is just delightful. Obviously, you've got them confused with somebody else. SasoDei, AU One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Fiction reviews
Itachi Uchiha did not like being used. anti - itachi x sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
metaphoric dystopia reviews
and ever so slowly they run out of time again. GaaIno
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Gaara, Ino Y. - Complete
Smiley reviews
SasuSaku AU Sakura wonders what ever happened to that smiley boy she used to play with. One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Saturday Night reviews
Saturday became club night. Because even S-Class missing nins need to get alcoholic beverages while also having the opportunity to look at pretty girls so they can continue to tell themselves they're straight even if nobody else believes it. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Somewhere In Brooklyn reviews
SasuSaku, AU Songfic He was waiting for a train, telling a girl with pink hair his life story. Oh Sasuke, didn't your parents teach you to not talk to strangers? Just look where's it gotten you. Looking for a nameless girl in Brooklyn.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
bemysaviour reviews
nagato x konan au; the first time she saw him was in art class
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Nagato, Konan - Complete
Akatsuki High reviews
"/You just cut me off, you S-O-B/ I did cut you-/HOW DOES IT FEEL?/ I hate you, Zetsu! /Yeah, well I hate you too, Zetsu!/"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Complete
Once a Team, Always a Team reviews
Whether you like it or not. Centered around sannin. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Hiruzen S., Orochimaru - Complete
Diet Coke reviews
A death note recreation of the ever popular Mad TV skit-Bon Qui Qui./ Matt gets a job at Queen Dairy One-Shot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Complete