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Hi, I'm xXsuper-klutzXx!

Name: Stephanie

Age: Nope, not gonna tell ya.

Location: What are you, a stalker?

I am: a nerd (who happens to have 71 digits of pi memorized) and proud of it, completely and totally random, very clumsy, obsessed with Twilight, and unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Edward Anthony Masen (That's with an E, people) Cullen.

Favorite bands/singers: Muse, Paramore, Rihanna, Linkin Park, Kelly Clarkson, Hilary Duff

Favorite movies: Twilight, Signs, The Happening, Space Balls, To Kill a Mockingbird (w00t! Go Atticus!)

Favorite books: Twilight (NM, E, and BD count), Warriors series, Maximum Ride series, Chronicles of Narnia series, Keisha'ra series, Uglies, Pretties, Specials, Extras, In The Forests of The Night, To Kill a Mockingbird, Septimus Heap series, Inheritance cycle

Favorite word/longest word in the dictionary: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Yeah. Say that ten times fast.

Right now, I have a few ideas for Twilight fanfics bouncing around in my head just waiting to be written, including a sequel to Breaking Dawn (in the works RIGHT NOW). I will - hopefully - post them soon.

You may have seen my first story, Explanation. Basically, it's Renée getting the full story and her reaction. I can't believe I worked up the nerve to post this. I feel all warm and fuzzy knowing that people are reading my work!

Random fact: I squealed (yes, squealed) when I saw my first review.

Pop quiz time!


1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

1.What would you say about your boyfriend?
Move Along (Haha)

2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?
Take Me Away (Meh)

3. Your teacher is ...
Hysteria (Mmhm. Insane.)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
Ray of Light (Sure)

5. If you ever got a tattoo what would it say?
Cry (Maybe)

6. How would you describe your next door neighbors?
Apocalypse Please (LOL)

7. What would your Best Friend say about you?
Do You Want Me? (Teehee)

8. How do you feel right now?
Clair de Lune (Okay...)

9. What's on your bedside table right now?
Spotlight (Yup)

10. What did you do when you woke up this morning?
I Kissed a Girl (Yeah, because that's totally what I did. (Note sarcasm))

11. When you open your wardobe you see...
Hands (AHH!)

12. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
Shadow of the Day (Meh)

13. If you had to write a fanfic write now, what would it be called?
I'm Beginning to See the Light

14. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?
Slipped Away (Definitely. Love that song.)

15. Your life's theme song?
Some Other Time (Ha. Wow. I'm a procrastinator, alright.)

16. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
Hide Away (-snort-)

17. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be?
Braekaway (I can't see it. I just can't.)

18.Your motto is..
Hyper Music (:D)

19. If you could by anything in this world you'd buy...
Forgotten (Short term memory loss, anyone?)

20. What did you dream about tonight?
Anywhere But Here (Accurate)

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

I say MUSE
I say GONE
You say RAP
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.

Guy: then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now please slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

(She gives him a big hug)

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.

Favorite quotes - YAY!

"I reject your reality and substitute my own."

"Aww, come on! It's small enough to lick!"

"If at first you don't succeed, ask a girl for help."

"We must be the change we wish to see in the world."

"Life sucks, and then you die."

"In order to get to heaven, you have to make a little hell."

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they learn how to live in the same box."

"You got enemies? Good, that means you stood up for something in your life."

"We're all a little weird. And life's a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up in mutual weirdness and call it love."

"No one is perfect... well, there was this one guy, but we killed him."

"The best things in life are unseen. That's why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream."

"Well-behaved women seldom make history."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

"Light travels faster than sound. That's why people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

"You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing."

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?"

"Remember, it takes forty-two muscles to frown, twenty-eight to smile, but hey, it only takes four to reach out and to punch someone."

"Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs."

"You and me against the world... we attack at dawn!"

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

"Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them."

"When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."

"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives."

"You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."

"Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door."

"People say 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people!' Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled 'Bang,' I don't think you'd kill too many people."

"One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject."

"Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within."

"When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back."

"When you're down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you."

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."

"Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies."

"Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?"

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'"

"Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit."

"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them more."

"Evening News is where they begin with 'Good Evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."

"Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable."

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."

"What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy."

"Simply because we were licked a hundred years before we started is no reason for us not to try to win."

"Mockingbirds don't do one thing but make music for us to enjoy. They don't eat up people's gardens, don't nest in corncribs, they don't do one thing but sing their hearts out for us. That's why it's a sin to kill a mockingbird."

Things To Ponder

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed really hard, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards as it is forwards?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

If a black box in a plane is indestructible, why can't they make the whole plane out of it?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell 'mnemonic'?

If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of Congress?

Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?

Why is it that whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?

Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?

Why call it a building if it's already been built?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

If the front of your car says 'DODGE', do you really need a horn?

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Do blind Eskimos heave seeing-eye sled dogs?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

Why call it "take" a dump, when you leave something behind?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Why do we call it a hot water heater if the water is already hot?

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Is there another word for thesaurus?

Is the color orange called that because it's the color of the fruit of the same name, or was the fruit called orange because that's its color? Which came first, the color or the fruit?

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

How can there be self-help "groups"?

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?

How is it that a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Why is a pear called a pear when there is only one?

What do they pack Styrofoam in?

Why did God give men nipples?

Is grass really greener on the other side?

Why do you wear a pair of panties and only one bra?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why is it called a "near miss" when you don't hit something?

When sign makers go on strike, is there anything written on their signs?

Before the light bulb was invented, what appeared over peoples heads when they had an idea?

If you spin an Oriental person around and around, does he become disoriented?

If a vegetable goes into a coma, is it called a person?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why does the word monosyllabic contain five syllables?

If you wear an antennae to a wedding, would the reception be better?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

If you put a chameleon in a mirrored box what color would it change to?

Why do people point to their wrist when they want to know the time? Do I point to my crotch when I want to know where the bathroom is?

Why is there an 's' in lisp?

If you were scared half to death twice, what would happen?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest end up drowning as well?

What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If you asked a librarian where the books on self help were would they tell you, or would that defeat the purpose?

If ATM stands for Automatic Teller Machine, why do we call it an ATM machine? And if PIN stands for Personal Identification Number, why do we call it a PIN number? Isn't that a bit redundant?

Why the Human Race is Doomed

On Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
Serving suggestions: Defrost.

Printed on the bottom of Tesco Tiramisu dessert:
Do not turn upside down.

On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.

On most brands of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

On a Swedish chain saw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

On a toboggan:
Beware: Sledge may develop high speed under certain snow conditions.

On a knife sharpener:
Caution: knives are sharp.

On shin pads for cyclists:
Shin guards cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

On a take away coffee cup:
Caution: Hot beverages are hot.

Emergency safety procedures at a US summer camp:
In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood proceed uphill quickly.

In a microwave oven manual:
Do not use for drying pets.

On the back of a pilot's seat in a Nato aircraft:
Seat must be facing forward for take-off and landing.

On the bottom of a cola bottle:
Do not open here.

On a Harry Potter wizards broom:
This broom does not actually fly.

On a box of aspirin:
Do not take if allergic to aspirin.

On a bottle of laundry detergent:
Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine.

On a muffin packet:
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

In a kettle instruction manual:
The appliance is switched on by setting the 'ON/OFF' button to the 'ON' position.

On a ketchup bottle:
Instructions: Put on food.

On a bottle of rum:
Open bottle before drinking.

A car park sign:
Entrance only. Do not enter.

A sign in a street in Hong Kong:
Beware of people.

Rules on a tram in Prague:
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be persecuted.

Sign on newly-renovated ramp entrance, USA:
Take care: new non-slip surface.

On a can of air freshener:
For use by trained personnel only.

On a bottle of baby lotion:
Keep away from children.

On a pair of socks bought in egypt:
Do not wash.

On a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle:
Some assembly required.

On a can of pepper spray used for self defense:
May irritate eyes.

On a Frisbee:
Warning: may contain small parts.

In a car handbook:
In order to get out of car, open door, get out lock doors, and then close doors.

On a packet of cashew nut pieces:
Warning: This product may contain residue of nuts.

Directions for mosquito repellant:
Replacing battery: replace old battery with a new one.

On a birthday card for a one year old:
Not suitable for children aged under 36 months or less.

In a hotel bedroom:
Please do not turn on TV except when in use.

In a lift in a Japanese hotel:
Push this button in case anything happens.

On a toilet cleaning brush:
Do not use orally.

On a can of Spray paint:
Do not spray in your face.

On a TV remote:
Not Dishwasher safe.

On a blowtorch:
Not used for drying hair.

On a washing machine in a launderette:
No small children.

On a bottle of hair dye:
Do not use as ice cream topping.

On a push along lawn mower:
Not to be used as a hedge trimmer.

On a box of fireworks:
Do not put in mouth.

On the packaging for a wrist watch:
Warning: this is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.

In a dishwasher manual:
Do not allow children to play in dishwasher.

On a toaster:
Do not use underwater.

On a mattress:
Do not attempt to swallow.


If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent would be laughing your ass off, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm not talking to myself, I'm talking to the annoying people who are in my head. If the same goes for you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever "copy and pasted" something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If FanFiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are intolerant of intolerant people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are MADLY in love with a vampire, Cullen or otherwise, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Jacob Black should just go die already, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

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If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this into your profile.

Friends bail you out of jail. Best friends are sitting in the jail cell with you and saying "LET'S DO IT AGAIN!" If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read peoples profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and you're on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're obsessed with Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for "hurting you," copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate fanfiction authors that hold chapters hostage just to get more reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get pissed and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says that the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have WAY too many of these copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've reread Twilight over four times, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you FREAK OUT when someone spells Edward's name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.


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Timeless To Me by Poetique reviews
Bella thinks she's tripped again, but she's done much more than that. With only a wallet full of money from 2005 and her memories, she discovers her new setting: Chicago in 1917, where the Spanish influenza is on rise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,272 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
Blackbird by 2hottwilightchicas reviews
BxE, full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 87,928 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
6 Things Edward Doesn't Have by twinklestar148 reviews
There were a lot of things Edward missed about being human. Not all were as obvious as others. Edward in 6 sections, plus one finale
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Edward - Complete
Blog of ONLY the Cullens by Shipper Friendly reviews
Carlisle starts a blog. This is the blog.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 14,940 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
Returning To Forks by EdwardCullen103476 reviews
based 150 years after Bella's change. SOME SPOILERs.When they return, everyone seems to know who they are..... Edward's POV. read and review. I've gotten lots of good reviews so far! LOVE IT.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,536 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3228 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Breathing Life Into Me by SpeakNow1118 reviews
Edward leaves, never comes back, Bella is attacked and changed, and joins a coven. 60-odd years later, this new coven 3 men and Bella meets the Cullens in a new town. Rated T for possibilties... Full summary inside. Please at least read that.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,796 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crimson Moon by Luckycat3 reviews
NM AU - The wolves were too late and Bella was bitten by Laurent. She must discover how to live as a vampire without the Cullens, plus deal with everything else: werewolf treaties, Jacob, Victoria, Charlie, and eventual complications. Work in progress.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,326 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Within The Darkness by bellaklutz2010 reviews
Will Bella survive? What will Rosalie do now? Will Kyle still be a vampire? Continuation the beloved story "The Secret Compartment". Rated T becase I am paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,170 - Reviews: 2105 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
The Secret Compartment by bellaklutz2010 reviews
When Bella decides to move to Forks her mother and Phil give her one last gift, a desk from the 1900’s. When Bella finds a secret compartment filled with secret letters she finds herself falling in love with a man who no longer exists, or does he?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,998 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wilderness by wolfpgirl reviews
Vampires. An alternative to Twilight, but based on the book. Bella gets talked into going backpacking and if by some miracle she makes it out alive, more danger is waiting for her. BxE Romance, action, angst, fluff....everything!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 108,216 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Come What May by twilightbystarlight reviews
Bella is deeply in love with Edward, a rich lawyer's son, but with the spanish influenza approaching, will the lovers get their happy ending? Takes place in 1918, and is all human except for Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,539 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waiting for Destiny by zanebdre reviews
Bella is left broken after Edward leaves her. She suddenly meets someone online and this person seems to know her very much but he wouldn't say who he is. Could it be Edward? Or someone else watching her, helping her throughout her misery?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,952 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Prodigal Son by Eowyn77 reviews
Edward coming to himself in his rebellious period.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Explanation reviews
Renée has decided to visit the Cullens and notices a few changes in Bella's appearance. This is the explanation and her reaction. Post-Breaking Dawn. My first fanfic! Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella, Renée - Complete