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Joined 10-26-08, id: 1726237, Profile Updated: 07-06-13

OK as some of you know already from my vocal posts My name is Deb

I'm 30 I live in Austin, TX

I'm married 10 years I have an hyperactive puppy

I was raised in Northern Indiana

A few of my Favorite Ships include but are not limited to

Sydney-Vaughn

Harry-Draco

Hermione- Snape

Edward- Bella

Jack- Ianto

Sam-Dean

Buffy-Giles

Doctor (10)- Rose

Harry-Snape

Kurt- Puck

Kurt-Blaine

Puck- Lauren

Will-Finn

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.

STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ITALICIZE & BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE

Gay Marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real people always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. Therefore it should never be allowed as all religions are always right.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

RANDOM THOUGHT 1- How to tell if you're a (good) writer...

1. If you constantly talk to yourself.

2. If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. I wonder why I talk to myself so much?)

3. If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word deliver could mean removing someones liver?)

4. If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!

5. If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

6. If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

7. If you know what writer's block is.

8. If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random, or full of critisism.

9. If, when replying to someone elses e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

10. If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

11. If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

12. If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

13. If you memorized your keyboard.

14. If people think you might have A.D.D.

15. If you think itd be cool to have A.D.D.

16. If you have a grudge against Mary-sue's...even though you wrote a story with one in the past.

17. If you know what a Mary-sue is.

18. If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no apparent reason.

19. If your friends dont even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

20. If you go crazy over simple spelling/grammar errors.

21. If you don't like critisism, although you are a critic yourself.

22. If you tend to dream about your stories at night.

23. If you write stories based on your dreams.

24. If you can recite the alphabet backwards.

25. If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

26. If you can type/write fast. REALLY fast.

27. If you write 1000-word rough drafts for your story, then erase it and write something totally different for the final.

28. If you know basic writer terms (ex: beta, canon, lemon...etc.)

29. If you know what 'etc' really means, and know the elongated written version of it...

30. And finally, the number one way to tell if youre a good writer: If you failed English 101.

... Or maybe that's just me

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

If you never thought you'd succumb to the copy-and-pastes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92% of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, or Hollister decided breathing was uncool. Paste this onto your profile if you are one of the 8% that would be laughing hysterically instead.

If you have ever gone around poking random people copy and paste this into your profile

iIf you're. grrAmmar iss horibble than, cOpie and paiEte thes in tou yOr proFFiilie?

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Deb

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Debizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):Purple Spider

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Christine Varrelman

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Randeith

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Nerd

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Enimrne

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):Alice

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Jasmine


A Little Useless Information About Me

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

And hungry. And trapped. She wanted to scream- City under the Moon – Hugh Sterbakov

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My husband.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Undisputed 2

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

11:30 P.M.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

11:40 PM (Close enough)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The tv

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Well I came home from work.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Ready player one Fan Art

9. What are you wearing?

A navy tank and blue plaid fuzzy lounge pants

10. Did you dream last night?

no

11. When did you last laugh?

Listening to the a commerical while watching x factor

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A Joker poster, and a Dr. Who Calender.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Not that I can think of

14. What do you think of this survey?

Useless so fun

15. What is the last film you saw?

Theater: Rise of the Gaurdian

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I'd bury it underground and not tell anyone, live about the same.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I am a huge geek

If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Reqiure metal health screenings before placing any in jail, purchase firearms, or most professions. And give those that needed it help

19. George W. Bush...

plead the fifth

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Jasmine

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

idk

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes, Japan

23. Where's #1 on your top 8?

Book: Ready Player One

Music: Never Close your eyes- Adam Lambert

Band (female lead): Halestorm

Band ( Male lead): My Darkest Day

TV ( US): Big Bang Theory

TV ( UK) Dr.Who

24. What is your favorite possession?

My Laptop

25. Do you own a gun?

No

If you could tell your last ex something what would you say ?

How's the wife and kids

27. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

No...

28. What's your favorite Christmas song?

Silver bells

29. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

Nerd energy

30. Can you do a push up?

yep

31. Is your bathroom clean?

sorta

32. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?

My wedding band

33. Do you take painkillers?

On occasion

34. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

Sense of humor, or lack there of if you ask my husband.

35. Do you have ADHD?

No, just insomina

36. What's your name?

Deb

37. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment

I need to sneeze, I really should be sleeping, and my husband stole my pillow again

38. Name the last 3 things you have bought

groceries

39. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink

Nerd, water, Mt Dew

40. Current worry?

Phone fell on the floor, and cant reach it.

41. Current hate?

Toos up between the holiday and cold weather

42. Favorite place(s) to be?

My bedroom, the coffee shop, and the diner

43. How did you bring in the New Year?

I'll tell you in a week

44. Where would you like to go?

Tokyo, Japan;

45. Do you own slippers?

Not at the moment

46. What shirt are you wearing?

A navy tank

47. Favorite color(s)?

Green. Purple, black

48. Are you gay?

No, but I support gay rights and I hate homophobia.

49. Do you sing in the shower?

When I can

50. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?

Clowns

51. Best bed sheets as a child?

Rainbow Bright

52. Worst injury you've ever had?

Cut my head on my headboard when I was 7

53. Who is your loudest friend?

Kaci

Who is your most silent friend?

Anna

55. Does someone have a crush on you?

How am I supposed to know?

56. Do you wish on shooting stars?

If I ever see them

57. What is your favorite candy?

Any thing Chocolate

What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?

59. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?

I need to think on that

60. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?

Sleeping I think

61. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?

Is it Friday yet?

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The Prank by mrscakeakajane reviews
Harry and Severus play a prank on Hogwarts. No the world isn't ending, but yes, things are about to get strange. What starts as an innocent prank is about to change the course of so many lives. I may change the rating at the story goes on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,975 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Harry P., Severus S.
One Step Forward, Two Decades Back by corvusdraconis reviews
AU/AO: [HG/SS] What-if Story. Hermione Granger gets erased due to a badly phrased, vague, and bitter wish. She is Hermione Granger no more. Now, thanks to Ron, she is Hermione Ankaa Black, sister of Sirius and Regulus Black, and member of the Ancient and Noble House of Black. Now what is she going to do? Multiple pairings in later chapters, and JP starts out as a rampaging jerk.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 149,615 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 2/15 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Remus L., Regulus B.
Cooking Lesson by mrscakeakajane reviews
Lucius Malfoy need help, he goes to his best friend, Severus Snape, Harry Potter is in detention. Severus and Harry start on a path that will lead to cooking lessons and changing the world, its all in a days work. rating will go up as chapters go on, high rating for language. The plot will twist and turn and hold you fast never to let go.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 74,448 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 2,375 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Fascination by Laurenke1 reviews
Harry had always been fascinated by Slytherins but he couldn't suspect that they would teach him about caring on Christmas Eve. Threesome HP/LM/SS AU warning. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,645 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Out of the Ashes by SABATHco reviews
Snape awakes a week after the Battle of Hogwarts to be told Harry Potter saved his life. Post-war, slow Snape/Harry, adult themes, mild profanity, romance, male/male, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 303,837 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Wrong Kind of Love by The Potters of the Future reviews
It's th beginning of 6th yr and Harry comes back to find he and Snape are lusting for each other. Will this attraction grow to something else? Warnings: Snarry Slash, Teacher-Student Relations. Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 96,180 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Someone to Live For by Jappa reviews
"You don't have anything to live for, don't you? Well I will give you something to live for... Me." Oneshot. Suicide Attempt
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fun With Math by ShatteredDragon reviews
Harry Potter disappeared five years ago most think hes dead what happens when two sneaky slytherins find him in a muggle GED math class? why they decide to teach him math the fun way SS/HP/DM Mpreg and Sirius is a jerk. Light bashing of RW and heavy SB bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Finding Home by SarRansom reviews
Ten years after defeating Voldemort, Harry returns to Hogwarts. There, he embarks on a relationship with a very different Potions Master than the one he remembers hating as a teenager. A romance told through drabbles. Updated daily. Compliant to OotP, AU, HP/SS slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 45,138 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Where The Future Lies by DobbyRocksSocks reviews
AU. Harry is having problems dealing with the cold harsh reality of being a murderer, and who is there to help him? None other than out favorite Potions Master of course. Please read A/N before reading as it explains the AU better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
A Helping Hand by DobbyRocksSocks reviews
Harry is upset, Severus is angry, Charlie is pushy, and Hermione gives a helping hand. Snarry, nothing graphic. Rated for Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Harry P., Severus S.] Hermione G. - Complete
A Challenge, Indeed by DobbyRocksSocks reviews
She trust's me enough to fall asleep in my presence. Its an alien concept to me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2013 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Arrangements by mrscakeakajane reviews
Writen for Snarry a thon 2010, Harry and Snape teach at Hogwarts - Harry begs Snape to pretend to be in a relationship with him to keep the new teacher in town who doesn't seem to understand 'not interested' off his back. Pretending becomes reality
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,744 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Across Time and Space by pikachumomma reviews
Severus is alone and Hogwarts can see the hurt that young Severus is radiating. She gathers up her magic and brings his soul mate from another universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,826 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 1,771 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Reunions by smishyfishy reviews
Tony Stark is Nate Westen's biological father. Madeline decides that now is the time to tell Nate and Tony about this.
Crossover - Burn Notice & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,109 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012
Unicorns by the Fountain of Youth by CatJetRat reviews
Sam and Dean struggle to find a cure for the effects of the trials. The quest will take them halfway across the world. Sam/Dean Wincest
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,100 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Charlie B. - Complete
Saving Severus Snape by hijo del muerto reviews
Hogwarts needs maintenance over the summer, everyone must leave. Snape goes home to an abusive father only to be saved by Harry. As he recovers they grow closer. Good Voldie/Death Eaters Bad Dumbles/Ron MAJOR SLASH HP!Top SS!Bottom other minor pairs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 45,637 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Interruptions by lcvald reviews
Hermione can't sleep. She meets Severus in the kitchen and things get steamy, until they are interrupted. Again. I'm not crazy about the title, feel free to make a suggestion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Poker Night by Her Royal Goddess reviews
Cards, alcohol, poker chips and as lift, just a normal Friday night at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Changes: Scenes from My Life with Sheldon Cooper by julesmonster reviews
This is the story of Sheldon and Leonard, from their first date until they have reached the ripe old age of 68. Each chapter deals with a major event in their life together. There are funny moments and romantic moments and moments that might bring a small tear to your eye. SLASH. Sheldon/Leonard.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,964 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - [Leonard H., Sheldon C.] - Complete
Secrets by ReaderReecey reviews
HP/SS Harry's life had never been easy & it's about to get even more complicated when he survives another attempt on his life, and his secrets are revealed to the last person he ever wanted to know. With the support of his new friend, he finds the family he always wanted. But will he survive the final showdown? Rated for some violence,abuse,and suggestive content.SemiGraphic rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,147 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Pansy P., Petunia D.
In This Moment by TsunamiHatake reviews
Harry wakes throughout the night and takes a moment to worship his one and only. Established Relationship, fluff, no smut :3 Leave me reviews! Please :) [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Healing touch by SnarryvsLarry reviews
au/ooc Harry is a healer. He comes face to face with a ghost, someone he believed dead in battle. As Harry falls in love, he struggles to deal with other bonds. warn slash/mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 85,039 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Slaying for Love by xxxChikinPotPiexxx reviews
Buffy and her friends travel to Cardiff, Wales to bring Faith, the rogue Slayer, to the Watchers' Council. Little do they know, their lives will soon be changed by a mysterious man in a trench coat.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012
Happy New Years Eve Hermione by Her Royal Goddess reviews
Harry's proposing, but it's Hermione who's having the New years eve to remember.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Cor Cordium by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. Tortured, and then suddenly rescued by Harry Potter, Draco isn't about to trust easily. So Harry casts a spell to let Draco really see him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Broken Heart is Blind by htdcd reviews
How many times can someone let his heart be broken before he realizes he is a fool? Just because you don't wear your heart on your sleeve doesn't mean it's any safer in your chest. :: This comes across as drabbles, but the chapters are tied together. HP/SS is implied, but is rated K for lack of any graphic language or suggestive text.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Blood Once Spilled by Lomonaaeren reviews
SSHPDM slash. When he needed someone who could answer his griping with griping, Harry went to them. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,131 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Chance Encounter by julesmonster reviews
Peter learns a lot about Neal when they meet up with a dapper young man on the streets of Manhattan. Future fic with Peter/Neal and Kurt/Blaine.
Crossover - Glee & White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/4/2012 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] [Neal C., Peter B.] - Complete
A Page From The Life of Severus Snape by TsunamiHatake reviews
Headmaster Severus Snape is wasting time in between paperwork by doing what else- thinking of the glorious Boy Wonder. Established relationship, slash, yaoi, fluff... Insanity. lol :D COMPLETE. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
It might be the wine by LithiumReaper reviews
Neal is pretty sure it's the wine, or that damn hand...but it's mostly the wine. Neal/Peter slash
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Neal C., Peter B.
Black Cat's Halloween Treat by Kat100666 reviews
To catch the elusive dungeon bat one must play the bats own games, lurking in the shadows, scarying students and being witty and clever. Will the green eyed cat catch his treat or end up tricked in the end? Slash. Dedicated to Vamprincess38 Missing scene now on AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Book is Real by Kat100666 reviews
What happens when the King of all Vampires decides to thank the boy hero for getting rid of a very annoying Dark Lord? Why does Harry Potter not have a panic attack at seeing the vampire? rated M to be safe. The Sequel is up as "A Book Rewritten"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dracula - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 162 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Harry P., Dracula - Complete
Halloween Treats by Kat100666 reviews
Draco Malfoy is being treated special, spoiled actually by a person who tries to remain hidden. Can the night meant for tricks actually bring forth a true love? He's determined to find out. Slash DM/? read and find out who his love is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
Tricks to Treats by Kat100666 reviews
Becoming friends with Draco Malfoy simple, attending a Halloween Ball with his friend, easy, forgetting what he sees that night, not likely, one night changes the fate of the wizarding world. mild LM/SS even though their not the listed characters. not HP/DM, their just friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Won't Send Roses by Miss Barrowmaniac reviews
Severus looks back on his relationship with Harry. WARNING: SLASH! Means a romantic/sexual relationship between two male characters, a gay relationship. Don't like it, don't read it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,247 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
I will protect you and by Darkling reviews
HPSS story, semi!goodVoldemort and manipulating Dumbledore, and in my POV this is the perfect recipt for some hurt/comfort story with caring Harry and nice Severus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,894 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Severus S., Harry P.
SlugHorn's Party by nekonikki08 reviews
A Snarry version of what happened at the party between Harry and Snape during Slughorn's Party in the Half Blood Prince movie. Warning: Under-aged. Harry is 16. For Mature audiences only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Water Through the Soul by Lennister reviews
AU Slash Harry is greatly troubled by Severus cheating on him and goes down to the lake to end his life. Can Severus reach Harry in time to save him? What price to Hogwarts does saving Harry's life bring with it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,813 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
May the Third by Cheyla reviews
Every year he celebrated the New Year on a different day than everyone else. Every year he celebrated it with a picnic. Why? Takes place a year after the Battle of Hogwarts. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
You Ass by shadowdweller25 reviews
Danno didn't know why he was surprised. The man was an animal and functioned by his own rules. So of course Steve didn't see what was wrong with this proposal. Slash. Steve McGarrett's Proposal collection.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,680 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
For Tom Felton by Digitallace reviews
A itty bitty story written for Tom Felton to read at an interview. Post-Battle Hogwarts confrontation. Drarry. Warning for boy snogs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Released by C.M. Oliver is eastwoodgirl reviews
Contains disturbing material. Read with caution. May cause triggers. Is life worth it at all if death is so much me inviting? Major character death. Established Snarry. Canon compliant up to HBP. One shot. complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
My Best Friend's Wedding by C.M. Oliver is eastwoodgirl reviews
After the war, a lot of things have changed: Harry and Ron had a falling out, Draco and Hermione are now a couple, and Harry and Severus are now... BFFs? Things get complicated when Harry accidentally learns about Sev's biggest secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,613 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
If I Die Young by A Being Of Violet Fire reviews
Now that Harry's defeated Voldemort, he realizes what he is. A curse on everything and everyone around him. And after saving the wizarding world once, he can't punish them with his existence any longer. Suicide/Depression/Angst Finally Complete! Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,582 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Possession by Netrixie reviews
'I know, without needing to think about it, that he is beyond annoyed with me. Though what for, I cannot fathom. Perhaps just for being me.' SSHP. Snarry. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,691 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Look At Me by C.M. Oliver is eastwoodgirl reviews
"Look at me..." It wasn't really to see Lily's eyes one last time. It was to give him memories... of a love that never was and never could be. AU only where it needs to be; otherwise canon compliant. Told in first person POV. One-shot. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Flirting With Guard Number Three by Marginal Benefits reviews
During a summer vacation to London with Ron and Hermione, Harry finds himself entranced by one of the guards at Buckingham Palace. Is there anything he can do to get the handsome man's attention? And phone number? AU Snarry OOCness slash **COMPLETE**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,634 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Release of Endorphins by shadowdweller25 reviews
Beverly kissing Sheldon was not pleasant. However, it did result in the release of endorphins when Penny realized he was the guy.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Because i so choose by Just Miki reviews
The war flipped the world and in the midst of war Harry found something unusual and now the effects of that are changing everything...for the better? Harry/Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,332 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Skittles by Jessarie reviews
Songfic to 'Rihanna's S and M'... Do you know what it's like to willingly give control to another? Harry/Severus, M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Go Buckeyes! by shadowdweller25 reviews
Tim had no idea that putting on the jersey would get that kind of reaction. McNozzo. Slash
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Parseltongue parsing by dantemalfoy reviews
Draco/Harry slash. Mature. Ron tells Harry an interesting fact which the Gryffindor uses in his plans to get Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 636 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Broken Heart Does Not Accept Apologizes by A. Slytherin reviews
Severus breaks Harry's heart, and after five months they meet again. How will they act? Not good at summay but please R&R! SLASH HP/SS. Thank you!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Evergreen Fights by Jay wants a rubber duck reviews
Severus and Harry have a fight over a tree! What next? Just a short Christmas piece. Harry/Severus mild slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
intense conversations by mrscakeakajane reviews
Tom and Albus have something they must discuss
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Complete
The Sensual Art of Brewing by KJmom reviews
Prompt: "You don't actually think they're friends, do you?"; Nobody could understand why Severus Snape was acting so strangely; true pain. Snarry SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
He Won't Go by Inclination reviews
Four ways Remus and Sirius' relationship isn't what it used to be, and one way it hasn't changed. Remus/Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Boys Are Weird by shadowdweller25 reviews
Boys are weird. Grace highly doubted her Ken and GI Joe would fall in love if Ken punched GI Joe and GI Joe got Ken shot at during a mission to protect Beach Barbie.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
My cock is broken by mrscakeakajane reviews
Puck is drunk, and very talkative. it's short but fun give it a try you won't regret it
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
To Love And Let Go by countesszero reviews
Severus murmured: "They won't know what hit them! She'll be the most Slytherinesque Gryffindor they've ever seen!" Harry smiled fondly. "Slytherinesque? Is this even a word?" "It will be," Severus said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
At The Edge With You by findmywaybacktoyou reviews
They stand at the edge of everything, and nothing. Two women, one choice. A Emma Swan/Regina Mills drabble.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
A PotterSnape Thanksgiving by The.Undiscovered reviews
OneShot Harry and Severus celebrates their first family thanksgiving. Love. Laugh. Fluff. AR/AU Post-DH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Remembrance by Heroes.Heroines reviews
"I-I think I know you. Somehow. I've...I've definatly been here before!" His eyes were downcasted and could not meet the younger boy's gaze. "How do I know you!" Harry abuse, Sev saves.. Different!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,718 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Medium Rare by jadzialove reviews
Seeing the dead is nothing new to Harry - it's when the dead are actually alive that the problems begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,189 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Leaving Feast by KJmom reviews
Harry is - finally - no longer Snape's student. Sequel to A Job Well Done and Worth the Wait. Snarry Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Clenched Soul by Grifterwitch reviews
It is three years after the war, and Harry Potter is drifting through a half-life. A chance encounter at a bar, and a world of revelations, will attempt to make him whole again. Mostly DH compliant. My first attempt at fan fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,618 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
To Those Who Wait by KJmom reviews
Severus tells us how his relationship with Harry was forever changed when Draco came to teach at Hogwarts. SLASH Harry/Severus... and one addition to that later. Romance/Drama/Humor
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,070 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Job Well Done by KJmom reviews
Prequel to Worth the Wait. The conversation that started it all. Harry isn't physically in this, but since it's Snarry PreSlash, I'm putting it here to hopefully avoid confusion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Worth the Wait by KJmom reviews
Snape offers to help Harry with potions. Eighth Year Oneshot. Harry/Snape preslash. Rated T just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tonight's Question by Its-My-Hellish-Life reviews
What happens when his question is different tonight? what will this lead to? T for light slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Open Mic Night by Unlikely Princess
Severus Harry Karoke awesome! so much better inside read me!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Black Velvet by VirginaBlueBelle reviews
Hermione loses a bet to Ginny and has to sing at a pub in London. But what happens when her ex-lover Severus Snape shows up? One shot. AU & possibly OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Set Fire To The Rain by The Erumpent Horn reviews
Set after DH, ignoring epilogue, slightly AU. After he breaks her heart, Hermione tries to get over Remus, and remembers the events leading up to the present. Song fic based on Adele's Set Fire to the Rain. T for one slightly smutty scene. One-Shot RLHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Drunk and Funny by mrscakeakajane reviews
The title say's it all really, Puck gets supper drunk, standing on the tables can't remember his own name drunk, a short but funny story for Mark Salling's birthday now with chapter two
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Work Together by Sivol reviews
Just a short little nonsensical thing. Nothing serious. Harry and Severus argue, Dumbledore steps in, and Minerva makes a suggestion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Midnight Wanders by mrscakeakajane reviews
The Midnight Wanders are meeting up at Hogwarts, they have important things to talk about, but who are they and who could be listening
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Strangers in the Dark by bondageluvr reviews
Severus Snape has a little hobby - namely, having random one-night stands at a special Room. What for? To get rid of the stress of being in love with the Boy-Who-Lived, of course. What happens when he meets Figulus, a beautiful stranger in the dark? SS/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Dream by mrscakeakajane reviews
Harry takes a late night walk. Now with all new third chapter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Tale of Two Dots by mrscakeakajane reviews
One night, while watching the map. Harry see's two dots bearing the name S. Snape and goes to investigate. What he finds will be a surprise for them all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Complete
Table manner by Lizzy0305 reviews
Just a very short story about Harry being very pleased with Severus and his...knowledge. Rated M because of language. SS/HP, slash, established relationship, bit of dirty language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/24/2011 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Juda's Kiss by Shierr reviews
Snape/Potter; Snape seals Harry s fate. Oneshot WARNING: Mayor character death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Truth by KJmom reviews
Snarry Drabble. Infidelity and hints of slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In Which Snape Realizes He Has a Namesake by Jennasidee reviews
"Why must your offspring come and infiltrate these castle walls, continuing to haunt me with those eyes of your's?" Snape's portrait continued, raising a brow.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Willingly Captured by Kat100666 reviews
Harry Potter is hunted, captured and is brought before the Dark Lord - Wait what do you mean he allowed them to tie him up? Why is Lucius Malfoy and Bellatrix taking him shopping?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,029 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Snape the Dog by Sivol reviews
Severus Snape has been forced to find Harry Potter 7 years after the downfall of Voldemort, who disappeared the day after the final battle. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,998 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sev Bear by mrscakeakajane reviews
Harry found a Teddy Bear when he went looking for Severus, he brings him home. sleeps with it tells it his secrets. What could possibly happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,339 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 141 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
From the Files of Torchwood : Agent Giles, R by Timemidae reviews
He's English, he's an expert in the supernatural, and he kicks butt, of course Giles works for Torchwood! just a tiny not even oneshot for now, may expand
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - R. Giles
Fanfiction comes to Hogwarts by howlingwolf13 reviews
Dumbledore calls Harry to his office to speak with him and Severus. Harry wonders if it might have to do with the fanfiction circulating the halls of Hogwarts. Snarry. Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter, the Mediwizard by mrscakeakajane reviews
Harry Potter is a Mediwizard, and the resident potions master has an unusual problem, whats a boy to do, oh yes, that... this is rated high for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Silence is Golden by Caitriona3 reviews
Snape offers 50 points to any student regardless of House who can make it stop! Currently a one-shot. May expand when time permits.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Ink by WillowWand49 reviews
Hermione's hobby gets her into trouble. Professor Snape intends to find out more about her hidden talent. They are surprised to fall in love. Rated M just to be safe. EPILOGUE ADDED - w
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,327 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hypnotizing by JesciRayeBee reviews
Songfic, Snape gives Harry a detention and Harry sees that Snape needs saving. This summary sucks. Please read. You won't be disappointed. Fluff and a lemon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Savior by XxEJMxX reviews
Severus had all but forgotten the conquest from the night before...and he had certainly not expected the lovely girl from last night to be sitting in on his Bio-Chemistry lecture...Songfiction: Savior by Rise Against, AU, !girl!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Two Pieces Standing Abut by Monster Tesk reviews
No one saw this pair coming. They didn't fit together. There was no perfect molding of two individuals into one. They were two chess pieces standing abut. Okay, almost no one saw it coming . HPSS. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Familiar Taste of Poison by RockOutWithUrSpockOut reviews
Harry and Draco have a mutual addiction. When Harry wants more than just sex, he decides to put a stop to their affair. Malfoy never loved him and never will, so why bother trying when the sweet escape is always laced with the familiar taste of poison?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,992 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Onward by atypicalsnowman reviews
SS/HP Harry expected to see Severus in the afterlife, but was pleasantly surprised to find someone else there too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sex God Named Harry Potter by Stardind reviews
Short little one shot about Harry and Severus. Harry has been gone for five years, when he comes back the first thing he does is meet up with his favorite potions master.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
69 Smutty Nights with the Snapes by ArsenicAngel reviews
69 different fics about the smutty encounters of Hermione Granger and Severus Snape. Lots of lemons, limes, and U nresolved S exual T ension . Based on the prompts from the LJ community, smut 69. Prompt for each story listed in the A/N sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Goodbye To The World You Thought You Knew by Anime Girl23 reviews
Puck was fourteen when a man in an eye patch knocked on their door and said Sarah was special. Nothing has been normal since then. Some Puck/Kurt slash
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Xander H., Puck - Complete
The Book Shoppe by WithDemonWings reviews
One afternoon, Remus runs into a delicious smelling young man. That same time, Spencer Reid meets his very first werewolf. Eventual smut.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Remus L., S. Reid - Complete
Holding Your Breath by NephilimEQ reviews
Have you ever seen her in heels? It makes a man want to just hold his breath.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pirin by WithDemonWings reviews
Finn is freaking out about preforming at Nationals. Kurt has something to help calm him down, it's probably not what you think... or it is... It's quite obvious, if you aren't Finn really... not Kinn and no drug use... Inspired by "The Birdcage"
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Lloyd muses about Erica by RogueWhisper reviews
Lloyd muses about Erica and her dominant ways. Shuffle challenge. Promiscuous Girl. I have no idea why this came out this way. one shot
Breakout Kings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Lloyd L., Erica R. - Complete
Xander's Day Off by WithDemonWings reviews
Xander relished his days off. He got to laze around his apartment, do his laundry, clean up after himself, not that he was a horrible slob, and play video games guilt free. Slash
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
Anya doesn't Know by Mika-Mustang reviews
Giles and Xander have a secret. Based off "scotty dosen't know" by Lustra but change Scotty to Anya. Giles/Xan. Mild smut
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Xander H., R. Giles - Complete
Mutatio Severus by sweet-dirty reviews
Things Harry and Snape have in common: loyal to Dumbledore and willing to give their life for the good cause. Yeah, that's about it. There's no way in hell they're ever going to be able to get along. No. Not a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,410 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tick Tock by SyrupylikeBreakfastinMontag reviews
Harry asks why Severus is really with him. The answer he gets is unsettling. Harry/Severus Severus/Harry HP/SS SS/HP Contains slash and angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Masterful Manipulations by Mord-Sith Rahl reviews
Albus Dumbledore was a master manipulator. He always had the last say, and always got his way, which would eventually become your way whether you liked it or not . And sometimes you wouldn't even know that you had been manipulated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Girl Power by Not A Stranger reviews
Erica offers Julianne a sparring lesson. From the show Breakout Kings.
Breakout Kings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Erica R., Julianne S./Jules - Complete
Timing is Everything by stargazer0607 reviews
During the summer before third year, Harry is almost victim to his cousin Dudley's game of 'Harry Hunting.' He is helped by the unlikeliest of people.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
His Own Fault by WithDemonWings reviews
Puck jumped about a foot in the air before tumbling off the couch in a heap. Scrambling back and grabbing a pillow, he clutched it tightly to his chest and waited anxiously. It was his own fault that he couldn't go to his one source of comfort...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Glitter and Grease by Chayo1197 reviews
Established Puckurt. Kurt is a little upset that Puck would rather work on cars than celebrate their one month anniversary, but finds a way to get his attention. Inspired by Lady Gaga's song Glitter and Grease. Rated mature for graphic sMut!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Up Against A Wall by WithDemonWings reviews
On his way to his locker, Puck was suddenly slammed up against the wall. Kurt Hummel had much more upper body strength than Puck would have ever given him credit for. Dirty talk.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Charity Auction by aedy reviews
Mr. Shue wants to raise some money for the Pediatric Hospital, but Figgins gets the Cheerios and the Titans up for auction and Kurt finally has his chance with the boy he loves.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Notebook by WithDemonWings reviews
Puck was trying to be a better student, a better person. All he wanted that Friday was to borrow Hummel's notes for chemistry class, he hadn't expected to find what he did in the notebook. He might have to borrow more of Hummel's notes. Slash.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Betrayal by Irishlove4Snape reviews
Severus survived the war and Harry is retaking his seventh year. The two have been dating since the Dark Lord's demise and their relationship is becoming serious. However Sirius doesn't approve of his godson's relationship...Full Summary Inside...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,852 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Teeth, Tongue and Tattoos by Spite the Wufei Worshipper reviews
Puck discovers new and exiting things about Kurt that changes everything he thought he knew about the boy
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,944 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Merry Christmas Will by Dave2380 reviews
Just a little Winn one shot set during A Very Glee Christmas. Because i spend way too much time on 4od watching repeats.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Will S., Finn H. - Complete
Some things never change by SSSOL reviews
Harry is sadly back at Privet Drive, even though the war is over. Things radically change when he recieves a letter on the eve of adulthood. A Harry and Severus story, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,901 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Augury by Ria Rose reviews
In a small coffee shop in London, Severus Snape meets a version of Harry Potter that both unsettles him and intrigues him. From here, a game is played. AU, post 5th year, general fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Intervention by WithDemonWings reviews
Kurt throws an intervention for Puck, but not that kind of intervention. Sometimes a guys just got to do, what a guys got to do... and sometimes it works in his favour.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Accident by Black-Cat164 reviews
Severus is involved in a potions accident that alters his appearance. Please vote on the poll on my profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Three Way Dialogue by lil-miss-chocolate reviews
Puck, Kurt and Blaine - what they say when they're in bed together.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
I hate that I love you by Laurenke1 reviews
Harry sometimes hates that he is in love with an impossible man but he never wants to be in love with anybody else. slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
10 Reasons by IceQueenRia reviews
: "I love you." Puck told him. "You shouldn't." Kurt replied. "Give me ten reasons." Puck challenged.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,460 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
10 Items or Less by Dark-Dreymer reviews
Written for the Winnners prompt meme: "Will and Finn running into Emma at the grocery store. Will doing his best to make sure she doesn't spot the condoms and lube in the basket, and Emma pretending she doesn't notice."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Will S., Finn H. - Complete
It's All Geek To Me by Dark-Dreymer reviews
Written for a prompt from its davy baby. Will and Finn play Final Fantasy VII. Winn fic.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Will S., Finn H. - Complete
Scandals of the golden trio by Jynx merriwinkle reviews
The golden trio had dropped the innocent act; Harry returns to Hogwarts but can severus handle the new Harry. slash yaoi warning SS/HP AU. Post-hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,723 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Valantines Date by mrscakeakajane reviews
Harry need Severus's help on Valantine's, to fool Sirius, or is it. read and find out. extra pairing at the end
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Finally by Amplify. Your. Imagination reviews
Harry walks in on something that breaks his heart. He runs. Ten years later, see what happens when they finally meet again. Will he have a choice in staying away for much longer? slash, threesome, OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/19/2011 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
What About Me? by WithDemonWings reviews
Kurt's tired of his dad giving all his attention to Finn, when Burt realizes what he's done, he does everything he can to make it all right. Mentions of Puckurt and Finchel.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
Huge Mouth by They call me mellow yellow reviews
I had to do it... Established Puck/Kurt,Sam is about to sing Billionare. K for slight innuendos
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
So, It's Over? by Kittysneko1119 reviews
Harry is told by his lover of 6 months, out of the blue, that it's over.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Please Forgive Me by WithDemonWings reviews
Puck and Kurt have been together for a few months and Kurt just can't watch Puck flirt with anymore girls. He's only supposed to have eyes for Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Shut Up and Drive by Choice reviews
Kurt works his way around Puck's stupid Mario Kart obsession.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Both of you by arashi wolf princess reviews
Lucius and Severus wants to know who Harry wants to be with but are surprise by his answer. Such a simple answer that been in front of them for so man years. LM/HP/SS Request Valentine oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A New Path by Destiel and Sterek complete me reviews
When Harry and Severus are attracted to each other all of a sudden, will they embrace it, or will they just push each other away? Really horrible at summaries, better than it sounds. Starts off before war Snape*Harry, and other pairings. Mostly gay.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,565 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
When I Get You Alone by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Rose and The Doctor find themselves in small town Ohio when a surprising performance breaks out at the Gap...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/7/2011 - 10th Doctor, Kurt H. - Complete
iPod Shuffle Challenge by Well-Good-Luck-With-That reviews
You know the drill: Ipod on shuffle, first line of a song marvolous one shot : will continue one shot's if you want : or request a song that you want me to write : R&R please :
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,460 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Puck, Kurt H.
Firework by WithDemonWings reviews
After defending Kurt from another attack, Puck's mother has had enough and sends him to a boarding school in Canada. Despite the distance, they grow closer and when Puck makes it home for Christmas they inadvertently announce their status to everyone.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,896 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Flowers for severus by moonlightdreamer1 reviews
Severus is being wooed guess who by... Slash fan fiction, so if you don't like don't read. No beta she is buissy at the moment so go easy on my spelling and grammer. Chapter five was rewitten after complaints.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,430 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Questions Are Free, but the Answers Will Cost You by rebelxxwaltz reviews
Set during 'Checkpoint'. In the midst of the Council's descent on Sunnydale, Buffy and Giles receive a questionable tip regarding some information about Glory. This leads them to Willy's Bar, where they get roped into a drinking game.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,951 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Buffy S., R. Giles - Complete
This I've Gotta See by AngelOfContemplation reviews
Here's one shot number three in my Harry/Severus series of one shots with inspired themes that chronicles their growing relationship. Enjoy my randomly oddball ways while they last? Remember, ignorance can be fixed; stupidty cannot. It's important in here
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Minutes to Midnight by lovetoseverus reviews
Just because you turn fifty-one doesn't mean you have to give up being a teacher - or a student. Written for Severus Sighs on the occasion of Severus' 51st birthday. Slash, SS/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Pleasant Surprises by Blossoming Nightshade reviews
Life can get boring. A disguised Harry runs into two handsome men at a gay bar as it turns in to something more. quick one shot. enjoy HPxSSxLM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
51 Things Severus Snape Is Not Allowed To Do by imSiriuslyLupin4you reviews
The title is pretty self explanatory. List. No Pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Dirty Minds by xLessxThanx3x reviews
Puck suddenly has the ability to read Kurt's mind. And it is FILTHY. And a 24/7 show about one Noah Puckerman. Puck/Kurt, basically pure porn
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
With A Little Help by BreeZombiee reviews
Noah help's Kurt cope with the drama of the Defying Gravity incident. Oneshot. Pre? Slash. AU. A few people asked for it, I'm just giving it to them. Beware random HJ!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Just A Technicality by Aceia reviews
James Potter was infertile and the Potters get IVF treatment. Years later Severus find out that he was the donor but he doesn't tell Harry because he wants to get him into bed. AU, slash, incest, SS/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,443 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Discoveries by Transantlanticism reviews
Snarry drabble, 386 words. Severus makes some important discoveries concerning Harry Potter. Slash, sex, yeah yeah yeah. Reviews always loved and welcome. SS/HP, Snape/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Evil Is Born Within Us by Tiro reviews
Harry never really believed in Dumbledore. He finished school and during that summer afterwards, he decided to let the Light become defenceless. He goes to his lover. SLASH, LV/HP and LM/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,319 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 279 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Secret Santa by sixbynine reviews
The staff at Hogwarts include Snape in their annual Secret Santa and of course the inevitable happens
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Every Girl needs a Hero by Her Royal Goddess reviews
Hermione, Ginny and Luna are discussing Superheros but unknown to them they are being spied on, what will our spies find out? Which Superheros do the Witches like and why? Read to find out. Rated M for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,804 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
As Long As You're Here by Alexandria3 reviews
Slightly OCC Harry. He goes missing comes back more powerful than ever. A power Severus can't seem to resist not matter how hard he tries. WARNING: graphic sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,174 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Can't Forget That Peanut Butter Kiss by Anime Girl23 reviews
There were some things in life that stayed with you. For Quinn Fabray, it was almost killing Noah Puckerman. Past Quinn/Puck and a smidgen of Puck/Kurt slash at the end.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Quinn F., Puck - Complete
Talking by azkabanrunaway reviews
Harry is talking with Snape and remembering their history together. Snarry slash! Don't like don't read :D ! Quotes DH pg 656-658 spoilers for the book!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Last Christmas by Ellaurora reviews
Harry hasn't seen Snape since he graduated from Hogwarts last June.He thought he left all those feelings that resulted from last Christmas behind.Now,at the Minister's Christmas party,he sees the familiar man and all those feelings come back SS/HP Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,018 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Poison and princes by moonlightdreamer1 reviews
I decided it was Harry and Severus's turn to get a fairy tail, so a very, very odd version of Snow white, done for fun please treat it as such. Slash so if you don't like don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,458 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Cyber Sexting by Jaddy Smith reviews
Its time for a bit of Sexting... Cyber Sexting!... Woooo! ONE-SHOT! Kurt/Puck - Purt Hummelman. WARNING: This story contains TOO MUCH SLASH! Should Be Rated R!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Joys of the Internet by Ulimo reviews
The Trio, Dumbledore, Snape, and Voldemort must watch Potter Puppet Pals' Mysterious Ticking Noise, in order to Leave a room they are trapped in. TEMPORARY HIATUS! Sorry Lost the drive for Harry Potter. Will come back later!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Boy by FanFicLove101 reviews
SS/HP. First Snarry written, R&R! Delves into Snape's mind mostly, seriously hot at the end!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by DeathStryyke reviews
Just a day in Potions class, and of course, Malfoy's perfect as always.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Presence by theslyknave reviews
Harry has always loved the roof, ever since he'd apparated in a fit of accidental magic. Now that he's on the Hogwarts roof, he finds someone there that he can love as well. SS/HP slash. Two-shot, plus an epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,604 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Forgotten Birthday by I-Love-Yuki15 reviews
It's Harry's Birthday, and his lover Severus has forgetten. Harry's guy friends go to make each birthday wishes come true. What will Severus do? sorry for the horrible summary
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I'm Leaving My Broken Heart Behind by Blossoming Nightshade reviews
Snape Broke Harry's heart, and now Harry is leaving for Durmstrang. Why did Severus end it, and can he save Harry in time? Better than it sounds. One/two shot. SEVxHARRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Brits Do It Better by rebelxxwaltz reviews
Buffy overhears a drunken conversation between Giles and Spike regarding her sex life with Riley. Results? A very confused and intrigued Watcher and one *angry* Slayer. AUish, set late in season 4. Buffy/Giles. Now complete with Epilogue!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,851 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Buffy S., R. Giles - Complete
ReSort by WithDemonWings reviews
Maybe, Lily Evans, Remus Lupin and Severus Snape were sorted into the wrong houses. Maybe, if they were re-sorted, things would turn out a little differently. He really hoped they would. Anything would be better then what he had now. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
The Lounge by mrscakeakajane reviews
A short one shot written for the Lady's of Severus sighs lounge. I hope you all like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Back From the Convention by mrscakeakajane reviews
Severus brings back a very special souvenir from his trip. i know its short, give it a try :-
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Of Rifts and Vampires by enigma-kar reviews
Spike finds himself in Cardiff. John Hart finds himself in Cardiff. The Torchwood team are in Cardiff. What happens when paths meet?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Spike, John H. - Complete
Back I Go by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry ends up back in time twist of the usual sev is harrys father its now harry is sevs father! will Harry give Severus the childhood and future Harry has always wanted watch as severus blooms into the person he could have been. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 67,877 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Witching Hour Visit by ArsenicAngel reviews
Halloween has come around, and an afghan, discarded book, and a camellia blossom make the evening an interesting one for Harry Potter. Implied slash, SS/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
An Impossible Love by Laurenke1 reviews
Ronald Weasley thinks his best friend and his Potions Professor are acting weird, what are they hiding? Slash. Written for the 10th anniversary of Snarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Late Night Ice Cream by Draco Blue Flame reviews
A funny little Snarry one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Of Secret Shags, Talks, and Fainting by inlovewithpadfoot reviews
Remus and Sirius decided to give Harry The Talk a few months after the final battle. But has Harry already done the deed, so to say? And with whom exactly? And is that...Lucius Malfoy fainting? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,036 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Meeting Mr Potridge by Flanclanman reviews
Snarry one-shot. Written in my early days while a bit drunk (so forgive me my awful writing and plot). Anyway; Harry goes for a drink after a really horrid day and meets someone he doesn't expect.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
It All Started With A Visit To Gringotts by jadedragon36 reviews
Voldemort is dead and Harry has finally graduated from Hogwarts and is ready to live his life, but his world is turned upside down when he realizes friends can become enemies and enemies become friends. Powerful Harry. Mild Slash HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 428,262 - Reviews: 2679 - Favs: 3,725 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Autumn Leaves by ArsenicAngel reviews
Hermione learns the hard way that trying to make the Weasley twins do anything will ALWAYS result in some mischief. FW/HG/GW. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Thank You Ron by Music596 reviews
Ron gets meddlesome and Harry gets nervous. Severus just plain gets some. Rated M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Masks will fall by Ambereyedwolfchild reviews
Just a short fic. Voldemort is gone and Snape and Harry's secret is revealed. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Not everything by ThePen23 reviews
Harry's friends think they know all about him, but they find out the hard way one they come to rescue him from detention. Snarry, Slash, AU, Draco!friend, Severus!alive, 8th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Reckless Abandonment by atypicalsnowman reviews
SS/HP Slash Severus and Harry are alone and miserable before their friends the Weasley twins and a bottle of scotch come to their rescue. A case of mistaken identity, a terrible hangover, and happiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder by Mental Merc With A Mouth reviews
Severus doesn't feel beautiful. Snarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Home To Me by Avellana reviews
Severus Snape waits. Will the person he waits for ever return to him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Pet Name by WithDemonWings reviews
Something Spike mutters in the of a passionate night has Xander believing he's just a substitute for someone. AU. OOC. Slash.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,082 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Spike, Xander H. - Complete
Breaking Point by Kendra James reviews
Harry has reached his breaking point and takes the ultimate escape. Severus Snape discovers that it can take a revisit with the past to see it clearly . Oneshot; mention of rape, self halm and suicide
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 87 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What I Want by WithDemonWings reviews
Xander's been out of the country and the loop for several years. He somehow finds out a vital piece of information about someone he thought long dead. Someone very important to him, who isn't so dead. Slash. AU. OOC.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Spike, Xander H. - Complete
Happened So Fast by WithDemonWings reviews
Xander is hurt suddenly and Spike doesn't know what to do and their secret is out, but is everyone more concerned about Xander to worry that he's with Spike? Slash, FemSlash, OOC, AU.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Complete
I Turn to You by WithDemonWings
A little disconnected in parts. When both Buffy and Anya die, they have no one else to turn to, that it just sort of happens. OOC AU
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Spike, Xander H. - Complete
Fragments of Family by WithDemonWings reviews
Giles finds an injured Xander in the basement of his new shop. Xander's injuries aren't the only problem, and he's not the only on affected. OOC. AU.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/19/2010 - R. Giles, Xander H. - Complete
Spike'd by WithDemonWings reviews
Spike is buzzing with energy after he's been out on patrol. Xander can only do what he can to help. Slash. Smut. OOC. Probably AU. Fluffy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Spike, Xander H. - Complete
Lost in Thought by FatesMistake reviews
Such a simple action, when nothing else matters as I stay in his arms. He's my hero, and I'm theirs, but it doesn't matter as we're both lost in thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Of Galas and Gifts by diamond-helen reviews
Hermione is spending her birthday alone at a Ministry function. Can a certain Werewolf improve her evening? Birthday gift for LoveHGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Goodnight Strawberries by SereneTragedy reviews
Midnight surprises are not always the best idea... SS/HP Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Tempting Sweets by SeulWolfe reviews
There is more than one way to tempt the man known as Severus Snape? SLASH Harry/Severus, Hermione/Draco, Non magic, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Note by nikolerc reviews
When Harry turns in a potions assighnment,he acceidently hands Snape a note between him, Ron, and Hermione about a dream with Snape and his feelings toward the potions master...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 89 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Best Glare by Antigone1Evenstar reviews
Drabble oneshot. Harry has, perhaps, spent a little too much time with both Voldie and Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
His Story by MorganaMoore reviews
Alone in muggle England, Severus finds his way into a dingy bar. He thought his story was complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What Bothers Me by Blossoming Nightshade reviews
Harry is given detention after being late to Snape's class. much smuttiness ensues. One-Shot. Rated M for a reason people. I figure its sometime in sixth year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Thousand Words by FoundersChild1 reviews
Draco and Harry spend a night together before Harry has to go into battle… DM/HP Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sticky Sweet by Nakimochiku reviews
Severus Snape liked pumpkin pasties, without a doubt. Snape x Harry, oneshot, enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
At The Edge by Alexandria3 reviews
Harry defeated Voldemort, but he didn't expect to live though it and now he doesn't know what to live for.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,458 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Words of the Age by Emma CS Me reviews
Ten times Finn made Will feel like a dirty old man, and ten times Finn made Will feel like a teenager again; aka the epic saga of Hudson and Schuester as a series of dialogues possessing varying levels of maturity.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Will S., Finn H. - Complete
Because of Harry Potter by BluEyz91 reviews
Today Severus Snape is getting married and he can't help but reminisce on the past and the man that made it possible. WIP/Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Snape Teaches Vocabulary by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Snape has a theory that the reason why his students cannot brew potions correctly; they do not understand the meaning of the words. Snape decides to change his lesson plan...to a vocabulary lesson. The Gryffindors and Slytherins are less than enthused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Snapped by ArsenicAngel reviews
He knew that she would snap one day, he just never knew that it would be like this... Rated M for graphic content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Stuck by moni1914 reviews
Ron tries to find out who Hermione is dating.Just a silly one shot, no plot no plans for future chapters.-And as always i own nothing just like playing with the characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ink in his Hands by Music596 reviews
Detention. Again. What more can be said? Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter, The Boy Who Was Gay? by HannahMCR reviews
My Snape/Harry slash, with a bit of Harry/Draco. AU, male/male sex, male pregnancy. What happens when Snape falls in love with Harry and vice versa? Read this to find out. PLEASE read and review. The stars didn't work; sorry. Criticism or flames welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,701 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Waiting For The Star To Fall by SlytherinHawkins105 reviews
Two lonely hearts longing for each and time is running out. Based on the song Waiting for the star to fall. Slash. Pairing SS/HP. Harry is in his last year at Hogwarts. OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Potions, Emotions, and Meddling Old Coots by LittleMrsAdams reviews
What happens when Dumbledore decides to give Harry and Severus a little help in getting together? Read and find out! smut, pwp, m/m, and inappropriate use of the headmaster's office. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Magical Intervention by akerri.dogi reviews
From now on, every single time the word "Gryffindor" is uttered in your presence, you'll feel an urge to go kiss the one you love. It's impossible to resist this spell, Professor Snape, but try if you must… Slash, HPSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Great Key Hunt by mrscakeakajane reviews
Xander can't find his keys, and he knows just who must have them.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
Face to Face by Music596 reviews
Harry needs a night out. Severus needs to escape his quiet life. The answer to their problems is in one dance. SSXHP Warning: Slash. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Marriage? by Kat100666 reviews
Dumbledore believes when he hands Harry potter over to the Dark lord as a spouse that every thing will work out for the better, what happens when Harry actually falls in love with his husband? Marriage, Mpreg, Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 37,349 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Unexpected Experiences by Laurenke1 reviews
Harry Potter decided that a little bit of self exploring and self teaching was in order but he didn’t anticipate that being taught can sometimes be quite rewarding. slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,625 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Inside Out by WithDemonWings reviews
Harry's in a bind, torn between getting out of bed and staying buried under the sheets, help comes in the most unusual way. Smut. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
The Power of Words by mrscakeakajane reviews
writen for the Snarry a thon 2010. Harry finds himself writing fan mail to a writer of hot steamy books. then decideds to go and find him. can you guess who it is?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Dream Like State by mrscakeakajane reviews
Wesley falls asleep working... again... Giles finds him, this is a PWP please read and review
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Angel - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2010 - R. Giles, Wesley W.P. - Complete
Overbooked by Keppiehed reviews
Molly Weasley knows better than to match Severus and Harry together ... but she just cannot resist. Written for Snarry-A-Thon. One of my rare funny ones, don't miss it!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The List by Laurielove reviews
The final-year Gryffindor girls compile a list ... although Hermione seems oddly detached. One-shot. M readers only please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Grave Matters by LostInCamelot reviews
When he sees someone crying, Noah Puckerman goes from total badass to Disney f**king Princess in five seconds flat. Pre-Slash. Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Who Is She To Talk? by blue artemis reviews
The REAL reason Severus's hair looks like it does.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Kinder, Kindler, Kindlier by Lomonaaeren reviews
SSHPDM slash. The third law of motion does not apply to relationships. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,794 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Who Are You? by WithDemonWings reviews
AU. Harry died when he killed Voldemort, leaving behind his partner's Remus and Severus. They are incomplete without him. Three years later a man shows up at Hogwarts. Mentions of SS/RL/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Hurt by WithDemonWings reviews
They lay panting for a few moments and as Spike remembered he didn’t need to breath he pulled himself up off the bed and started to dress. AU. OoC, just in case. Slash.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,018 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
Blue Nail Polish by WithDemonWings reviews
Buffy's bashing Xander behind his back, but the Xan-man over hears. Everyone finally has enough of Buffy's attitude. OoC-ness. AU. Slash.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Xander H., R. Giles - Complete
Sugar For Severus Snape by Anniely reviews
Why does Severus drink his coffee without sugar every single morning? And what does Hermione have to do with it all? One-Shot. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What the Tshirt said by mrscakeakajane reviews
Harry has a new T-shirt
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Shower Sounds by blue artemis reviews
Why is Sev making sounds in the shower?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Exotic Food by entlzab reviews
Harry tries something new. Drabble. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unnamed Horrors by Danyella Skyler Silverfire reviews
Only Xander would have THIS problem.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Xander H., R. Giles - Complete
Locker Room Fun by Agent Penguin reviews
Seventh year and Harry has won the Qudditch cup for his house yet again, but what else has he won?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ron Weasley is a Kinky Slut by dracosoftie reviews
Harry and Draco decide to indulge in some exhibitionism to teach Ron, Seamus and Dean a lesson after Draco gets tired of them teasing Harry. This is H/D with a side of solo!Ron. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
Good Things Come To Those who Wait by lcvald reviews
This is a continuation of Worth The Wait and will include the wedding and honeymoon.. It is HG/SS but also includes pairings for Sirius and Remus. My first multi-chapter story. I've been editing and making corrections. The story is now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,021 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Edge by thewickednix reviews
Draco Malfoy bumps in to an old acquaintance at a very unexpected location. Unfortunately, that person seems to have no idea whatsoever who Draco is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sunshine by countesszero reviews
Harry has a bad influence on Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Confusion by Loppanlove reviews
Puck realises that he has feelings for Kurt but Mercedes,Kurt and even Pucks girlfriend: Rachel already knows about it
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Inspiration Point by StrangeVisitor reviews
Rick convinces Kate to come on his book signing tour. When in Cardiff, an old friend of Castle's shows up.
Crossover - Torchwood & Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Jack H., Rick C. - Complete
Impulse Control by boysinperil reviews
Written for an LJ prompt: five times Puck & Kurt touched, more or less. Standard disclaimer applied. Some fluff, some angst if you squint, some romance.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Fashion Sense by amaXdear reviews
When Kurt comes into school wearing the ugliest sweater in the history of fashion, Puck feels obligated to say something... or not.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
First, Second and Third by EmmaFrost13 reviews
Puck wants to be the first
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Puck, Kurt H.
A tip by mrscakeakajane reviews
Harry and Severus are out for a meal, rated high for bad language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Forbidden Kiss by CrimsonRose18 reviews
Harry decides to get his first kiss from the most unlikely person. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Sudden Urges by AWriterThatCan'tSpell reviews
Ron gets angry and can't shut his mouth. Harry suddenly needs to visit Snape on a small matter. HarryxSnape. No like, no read. I hate flamers, so if you hate the story, please don't talk to me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Severus's Coming of Age by mrscakeakajane reviews
It is Severus's 50th birthday, and he has come of age. What will that mean for him? Read and find out. ss/hp/rl pluss a little of ss/fw/gw
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
You Old Git by WithDemonWings reviews
Severus hasn't celebrated his birthday in, well, forever, so why would he start now? He hasn't but his lover has a surprise for him, and he always has time for that insufferable brat. AU with a dash of Mpreg. So much for surprises...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Sleeping Around by K8BNimble reviews
Snape finally admits to himself his desire for a certain green-eyed Gryffindor but gets consumed by the green-eyed monster when he overhears what's been going on in the 6th year Gryffindor Boys Dormitory. Rated for language & bad assumptions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,912 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Snowflakes and Cashmere by Veritas03 reviews
Summary: Harry and Draco return for 8th year at Hogwarts, but spend most of their time studying each other. Will one of them work up the courage to approach the other instead of just playing the watching game? The answer is yes. Beware - Sexual Content!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Thank You Lord Voldemort by Resqgal reviews
In Harry's seventh year a curse Voldemort creates has unexpected consequences. HPSS Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 51,258 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 9/26/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
How Finn Hudson Knew Before Everyone Else by nOnymOus reviews
He was totally cool with Puck and Kurt together but did he have to find out that way? Really? Couldn't he have just caught them holding hands, making lovey dovey faces or gotten a card? Puckurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
A Late Night Snack by Rabid-Sirius-Fangirl reviews
What happens with Draco and Harry decide to go to the kitchens for an evening snack at the same time? I'm terrible at writing summaries. D: WARNING: Slash. HP/DM. Rated for safety, and the slashy content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
So This Is Love by LoveSupreme reviews
Draco is having problems finding a man to meet his needs, until a certain someone comes along.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,876 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco, the Cuddler by XquidditchxbeaterX reviews
Draco's sleeping positions have changed, and of course, Harry is to be blamed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
50 Things Draco Malfoy Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Pansy and Blaise make a list of things Draco is not allowed to do. Uh oh. 31. He must also refrain from sending Molly Weasley a weight loss plan, because he does not want to be killed by a mob of redheaded, freckly idiots. HPDM MILD SLASH. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Last Minute Practise by Lilith1631 reviews
Harry finds something odd in his boyfriend's flat...Crack!fic one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Intentional Slip by Laurenke1 reviews
Snape told Harry that his hand with Veritaserum might slip over Harry Potter’s pumpkin juice. Harry thought his Professor was bluffing but what if he wasn’t? How will our hero cope with this? And will the Professor get what he wanted? Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,919 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Why Harry Potter Stopped Wearing Wristwatches by XquidditchxbeaterX reviews
Broken watches: one of the consequences of being with Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Trapped by mrscakeakajane reviews
Severus and Remus get locked together in the store cupboard at the back of Severus's classroom. With a bottle of whiskey they play, ‘I have never’. What will they find out about each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Severus's Fantasy by mrscakeakajane reviews
This is the sequel to Harry’s Fantasy I suggest reading that first. Harry tries to make Severus’s fantasy come true, lots of fun is had by all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Just Dance by WithDemonWings reviews
Post war. Harry is dead but there's a new soul around Kieran Lupin-Snape, and he has caught Lucius' eye, and heart. Harry is Kieran. Slash and Mpreg. Mentions of CW/DM, SS/RL, and a host of others, mean Oliver Wood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
It's Never Done That Before by mrscakeakajane reviews
far too short for a summery. but i promice you'll like it
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Nous Sommes Des Amants by apologetically-on-hiatus reviews
After Puck and Kurt are cornered by the school newspaper mostly by Jacob Israel as to what's going on between them, Puck leaves it up to Kurt to answer for both of them. What he says might just shock you....or it might not. Title is explained inside.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Exception by WithDemonWings reviews
Post 100. Much to Hotch's surprise, Spencer Reid proves to be the exception, again. Fluffy one-shot... and probable OOC-ness...
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
How Harry Helped Hermione Get Her Groove Back by NaughtypastryChef reviews
Harry discovers that one of Hermione's old crushes feels the same way, and decides to coach her through their first date. Afterall, Hermione's been celibate so long, she's regrown her hymen. SS/HG and a little HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,406 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hiccup! by BoredomIsAnUnderstatement reviews
Harry has a small problem, which Snape offers to fix for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2009 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Showers by mrscakeakajane reviews
After a tough training session, and not wanting to trudge through the castle looking like a swamp creature, Harry and Severus decided to use the Quidditch showers. As dirty as it sounds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Breathing Love by tsutsuji reviews
Harry's odd little habit during sex allows Snape to transform a horror from the past to an act of love in the present. Snarry, slash, includes breathplay and heavy themes and fluff! . not DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Twintastic Troubles by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Fred and George come out to their parents a few days before Christmas, along with Harry and his significant other . . . . And a few other shocking couples join the mix, too. GW/FW, BW/HP, RL/HG/SS, RW/NT, GW/SB. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Dean's plan by Kharnla reviews
Dean tries an idea to get Harry and Draco talking, not knowing where it'll lead. Harry x Draco. Drabble.One-shot but review if you want more, may consider.. D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Say My Name by Choice reviews
What started out as a casual fling is threatening to become something more with every time they meet. Slash; Kurt/Puck. Smut Warning!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Fallacy by TheeMizKitty reviews
Rumor has it that there's a snake in Harry Potter's bed
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Perfect Night by KeydaV reviews
SSHG! A night that started out awful for Severus, becomes perfect with the help of one amazing woman.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2009 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Denim and Velvet by eiradis reviews
Hermione and Severus don't like the costumes Minerva picked for them. Or maybe they do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Rocky Horror and Corsets by chibichibi k reviews
Inspired by the Rocky Horror Picture Show - It's Halloween night and Puck didn't really expect to be spending it watching Tim Curry in drag but it ends in sexy results! - Puck/Kurt - Oneshot
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
innuendo by randomharmony13 reviews
Has anyone ever walked into a conversation at the wrong time? You know, the ones where you hear perfectly innocent things and think wrong things? Well, Ron and Seamus are about to hear one!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Chuck Norris facts for wizards by SuperSaiyanSandvich reviews
Harry Potter based Chuck Norris facts. Feel free to make your own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2009
A Change of Venue 2: Granger Services, Inc by Ms-Figg reviews
This time Hermione is the one with the lucrative private business. She's a very selective paid escort. Snape is interested in her services. Graphic Adult Content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,730 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Some Rescue by Kyrie Snape
In response to the Severus *sighs* prompt: Write a short story in an hour where Severus starts at point A & ends at point B. How he gets from point A to B is your choice. Specifics of point A & B inside . Slash Suggested
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Cruelty of Irony by DeceptiveFates reviews
Soft music filtered through the hall hauntingly. The languorous melody soothed the aching heart and yet left a bittersweet taste of longing. He had never felt so alone as he did in that moment. Disregard HBP & DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Thank You by Kievan Rus' Supernova reviews
Because everybody has a heart. Sometimes it just takes a lot to make it show. SSHP Harry/Severus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Joys of Travelling by Laurenke1 reviews
Harry convinces Severus that travelling is fun. Smut and slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry's fantasy by mrscakeakajane reviews
Severus wants to know Harry's fantasy, what will happen when he finds out
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Escape from the Tentacle Monster by Ayla Pascal reviews
Harry never expected the blue box to be a spaceship. He never expected to end up on another planet. And he certainly never expected the experience to bring him closer to Snape. Snape/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,409 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Treacle Tarts by ArsenicAngel reviews
This is the sequel to Banana Cream Puffs. Harry is musing in Parseltongue, and once again catches Severus' attention. This time, will he get his desert, or something more delightful? One-shot. HP/SS, slash, smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Gown Catastrophe by ArsenicAngel reviews
Before the students leave for Christmas, Hogwarts has a party. Severus Snape finds himself wearing a dress, Harry Potter gets detention, and many laughs ensue. Just for fun, little bit of fluff, implied slash HP/SS , no smut
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Eats Death by Varity Sinning reviews
What will Harry's dining experiences be like with Severus for the foreseeable future?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Jolly Old England by Torina Archelda reviews
In which a young tourist determines never to visit England again. This is probably a good idea. HPSS Written to cheer up snow. Thanks to thesewarmstars for the beta!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Muggle device called a mobile by CrazedEnigma reviews
Draco finds Harry's mobile and can't make it work. In his frustration, Draco calls Harry 'Potter' unintentionally. What will Harry's response be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Banana Cream Puffs by ArsenicAngel reviews
Severus can't resist the sound of Parseltongue, even though he doesn't understand it. Harry slips into the language in a moment of exhaustion. Will he get what he asks for, or something completely different? Slash, HP/SS, one-shot, smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
So Far Away by iSwallow reviews
.Harry/Draco. A still bed and no words – yet so much is being said.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Harry Potter Alphabet by LongLiveInsanity1 reviews
Purely for fun: I think no one's too young for Harry Potter, so here's the Alphabet HP style! Based on the poem The Gashleycrumb Tinies and dedicated to my cousins James and Tom, who I wrote this for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Albus D., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Measure of Comparison by lovetoseverus reviews
Severus Snape and Harry Potter discuss the upcoming school year at Hogwarts. Written for the 100-word drabble challenge on Severus Sighs to celebrate the group's one year anniversary. Established relationship, SS/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
confrontations by vbollman reviews
Harry and Snape face off in the Great Hall
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,022 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Surprise Kisses by debjunk reviews
Every time Severus sees Hermione, he kisses her. What's going on?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
My First Kiss by Ren Dori reviews
Draco experiences his first ever kiss with the man who will one day become his husband.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Wounds by Kosaka reviews
There were only two reasons to attend the special summer session at Hogwarts. The first, he and Ron had agreed, was because if they didn't, Hermoine would never shut up. The second, well, that was personal. Snape/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,288 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Mine by Gondegoogoo reviews
I want you. A HPSS Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Always Be Prepared by thehalfbloodprincess reviews
What might have happened in "The Getaway" if Sydney and Vaughn had not been interrupted by the Alliance, and had been allowed to finish their date. Syd/Vaughn Fluff.
Alias - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Sydney B., Vaughn, M. - Complete
Cloud Nine by WithDemonWings reviews
Dean meets an older man in a bar, back at the hotel things get steamy. Smut of the slash variety.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2009 - R. Giles, Dean W. - Complete
Say Goodbye by atypicalsnowman reviews
SS/HP past CD/HP Written for the SeverusSighs' A. Rickman Ficlet Fest– a take on Truly Madly Deeply. To let Harry go, to see him in Severus' arms, would be heartbreak for Cedric; to keep their love alive would be worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Stolen Moment by snarkyroxy reviews
While Harry is retrieving the Sword of Gryffindor in the Forest of Dean, someone is waiting for the opportunity to steal a few moments of Hermione's time...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,819 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Blameless by vodoodollz reviews
We are all not so blameless when you think about it. SLASH. Angst. Death-fic. Swearing. Snarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Watching Him Sleep by ElizaP reviews
Draco likes watching Harry sleep. H/D, mentions of sex, fluff, OOC-ness
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Aeternus Insomnium by becka reviews
Slash. A tweaked little tale about Harry and Severus and the stuff of nightmares.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Mask by AntoinetteD reviews
Harry doesnt know who the passionate boy he met at the ball was because his face was hidden behind a mask. Will his lover ever reveal himself? Hp/? WARNING SLASH. M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,824 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Perfectly Tiny by GeminiCancer reviews
The School finds out something Humiliating about Draco. Harry gives him back his dignity and maybe something more. oneshot Warning Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Valentine's Gifts by ArsenicAngel reviews
Severus decides to celebrate Valentine's Day with a big surprise for Harry. Slash, HP/SS, fluffy. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Valentine's Day Cards by ArsenicAngel reviews
Valentine's Day has rolled around, and Harry's on a mission to leave a special card for his crush. Slash, HP/SS, just a bit fluffy. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Christmas Plans by ArsenicAngel reviews
Harry's got a crush on that greasy git of a potions professor, and takes advantage of the Christmas season to make his feelings known. Slash, HP/SS, a little bit of lemon and a whole lot of fluff. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Born From The Snow by SparrowofTruth93 reviews
DMHP! It is Dracos birthday and Harry wants to make it as special as possible. Rated M for a reason! Read with caution! A SLASH fic! Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Certain Romance by missindependent4 reviews
A young man, Harry, has a brief and intense affair with an older man, Draco. When they are reunited years later Harry is a law student that holds the secret that could change the destiny of his former lover and himself. HPDM. AU. Nonmagic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
U show me urs and I'll show u mine by kissdagirlorloseit reviews
Harry got detenion and is now stuck showing Snape something he really doesn't know if he should...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Spin the bottle by Daehin reviews
Takes place during seventh year, war has ended and everyone is back to finish of the school year they missed. Some friends are spending an evening together and end up playing spin the bottle. Slightly AU I guess. DM/HP. Two-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Jealous Of Your Cigarette by Attention Deficit reviews
At a boring Ministry party, Draco finds someone out on the balcony and cannot help but become jealous of his cigarette. COMPLETE, M/M, Oneshot, Oral, SoloM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Spouses by Lily McGlaughlin reviews
After Potter defeats the Dark Lord he is rushed to the Emergency room in St. Mungos in critical condition. His family and friends anxiously await news, only to be shocked when someone unexpected shows up claiming spousal rights. Slash. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Code Cracking for Gryffindors by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 107 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Once More by SylvaDragon reviews
After the defeat of Voldemort Dumbledore returns from the afterlife one more time, to try to put right his failings regarding Harry. Shocks and surprises follow as secrets are revealed, and mysterious things hinted at. MMAD.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Bear Of My Dreams by lordhellebore reviews
ONE-SHOT: When Harry is turned into a teddy bear, what will Draco do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
FML by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Diagon Alley, kissing another man. His partner got up and left, so I went to my ex. I told him I didn’t know he was gay, and he just smiled politely. Then his partner came back and I recognised him as my current boyfriend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Coming Out by hoshi'lite reviews
Draco's coming out and freaking out. What does it take to calm his nerves? Harry of course! Male/Male relationship dont like it dont read it - its that simple - Belated birthday Present for cheryldyson
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Just Me by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Oneshot. Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter are one secretive couple. Take a peak into the Room of Requirement one Hogsmeade Saturday and read why Draco is just Draco. Strong T for SLASH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Swords and Snakes by Dragonangelx003 reviews
Harry decides to get a tattoo, guess who's going to be the one to give it to him. Slash Harry/Draco, Rated for a reason. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Immunity by Nightzchild reviews
Snape is forced to take a trip to the Hospital Wing and receives some unintentional advice from an unlikely source. Will he take it? Not a Romance Fic. Just a bit of fun with SS and HG. Enjoy. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Colours by glitterscarves reviews
Harry and Severus on honeymoon in the North of Scotland. SS/HP. FLUFF.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Story of the Alphabet by Don'tKnowWhatToSay reviews
Then he did something amazing that Draco had almost never dreamt would happen; it was simply impossible to comprehend. Draco/Harry fiction told through 26 sentences.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gravity by asundayinaugust reviews
When Hermione returns from a conference, she has to realise that some things have changed in Hogwarts during her absence... SS/HG. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I Want To Be Near You by Kuroibara Kitty reviews
Harry is getting feelings towards his new friend, but can't help notice signs that his crush likes someone else. ***Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter... If I did, this would be in the actual books... Not on a FanFiction site... :P :D :P***
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tears For the Enemy by Pride's Prejudice reviews
Draco Malfoy heard sobbing from the Owlry. And he is about to get Harry Potters whole story... Takes place after the ministry battle in the 5th book
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
iPod Drabbles by NaughtypastryChef reviews
Apparently, my iPod wanted me to do this challenge.... 10 songs, ten really bad H/D drabbles. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
This is so obvious! by Babydracky reviews
Luna knows love when she sees it! Draco/Harry's relationship through Luna's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Crush by Digitallace reviews
Harry has a crush, and he has it bad, but the object of his desire couldn’t possibly return his feelings. Could he? Warnings for explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In Bloom by ravenclawpride reviews
Each day, a single flower with an attached message is left in a random spot around town by a particular green-eyed hero. What happens when a certain blonde finds a flower and becomes set on finding the mysterious benefactor? AU, OOC, eventual D/H.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,342 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Magic Potion Number Nine by AccioMuerta reviews
Cormac McCleggan thinks he's figured out how to snag Hermione. But things don't go according to plan. Drabble oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hungry eyes and other drabbles by Slashbunny-Tm reviews
10 short drabbles based on an itunes shuffle thing. Slash pairing Harry/ Draco. Rated M to be on the safe side but nothing too bad here.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
New Year's Resolutions by 2NiCe4U reviews
In which a witch changes Severus Snape's outlook on the new year...one-shot. enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
How Bizarre by Dragonangelx003 reviews
One-Shot Harry lets Hermione choose his Halloween costume which yields outcomes that nobody could predict.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pleasure by leprekan187 reviews
harry draco hpdm slash graphic sex scene bondadge love nc17 cold shower needed... smut smex lemon limey goodness... very hot...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fun with Malfoy in the restricted section by Coreyyy reviews
Draco finds Harry wandering around in the restricted section, Draco takes this time to use his advantages.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Vulnerability by TheeMizKitty reviews
Draco finds himself in the Gryffindor Tower one late night. Slash, HD
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
SIMple Reflections of Life by SisterGryffin-SisterSlytherin reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are sharing living quarters at Hogwarts, working as teachers at the school... Harry finds the Muggle game Sims2 - and passes a little time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,990 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mirror,Mirror by jessica499499 reviews
A child mirror is used by wizard to see their future offspring at the age of 10 should they have a child with their soulmate. When Harry looks what does he see? Slash. Harry/Draco.Need reviews to help improve!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Russia on Ice by smiles.lie
A few songfics based on one of those "shuffle your iPod" games. It's actually pretty hard to write this way but was a good fun. Experimental fic. Rated for some 'bad' words and drinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Secrets They Keep by Ms. Ery reviews
It was a day just like any other at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Dumbledore was twinkling. Snape was scowling. Ravenclaw’s were studying. Gryffindor’s were goofing off. Harry was staring at Malfoy with love in his eyes. ...Wait! What?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Summer Heat by AREYASHI reviews
A tremendous heat wave hits Hogwarts, bringing Harry some strange feelings towards a certain Slytherin, whom, incidentally, he keeps bumping into in the strangest of places. HPDM - ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Poker Face by WithDemonWings reviews
AU or AR... either way there's some serious alterations to the facts and Remus Lupin can't read Severus Snape's poker face. More inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Magical Pickup Lines by RoastedGrover reviews
Harry and Draco meet at a pub, and much hilarity ensues. Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love Songs by NaughtypastryChef reviews
Three different men. Three different songs. One similar thought. SS/RL/SB, M for a reason. WARNING: May cause cavities!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
What you get by Slicing your Wrists by Saladita12 reviews
Harry is sick of his life and finds a way to feel freedom but, after a conversation with Malfoy, he finds that the freedom he felt was just something in his mind and he also finds out about something rather unexpected. H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,768 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Beautiful Person by BDOD reviews
HP/SS Slash AU A sappy dialogue-only drabble of why Snape joined the Death Eaters. Slash HP/SS - my excuse for this fic: I was feeling romantic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
changing rooms by 27quill reviews
Draco and Harry's secret public affections kink
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bottled Emotions by Daaro Moltor reviews
Harry rejects Ginny. Now she's determinated to find his love, whatever it takes. Because, if he doesn't love her... he's got to love someone... She asks professor Snape to brew a potion, a potion which will force Harry to show his true emotions...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Chocolate Cake by mrscakeakajane reviews
Severus & Remus, Chocolate cake, need i say more, there is smut birthday gift for Snapealina
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Tutored by Stormie Night reviews
Draco is failing Defense class. He needs a tutor and the professor picked just the one. Will Draco survive? AU, HD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harmony At Hogwarts by Rikku-Gleeks-Out reviews
DRARRY: Who knew a sentient building could play match maker! This just something fun I decided to write. This is very, very AU. SLASH YAOI
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bid for Love by trizfores reviews
A bachelor auction is going to be held at Hogwarts. Sev has no way out of it, and has to join. Trelawney wants him. He needs help. Who is he to turn to? Loads of laughs here! SSHG R&R pls. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,517 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Glasses by TheShyMonster reviews
Harry has finally caught Severus out and now the man must own up to his own insecurities. It seems Severus is worried he's a little too old, but it doesn't matter because his hair is just too darn sexy for its own good. H/S
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Truth or Dare by fidelius thistle reviews
Harry and Severus get together after a game of truth or dare... and they aren't the only ones. WARNING... toe kissing ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,405 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unspoken by Xezo reviews
Severus is caught a few years after killing Dumbledore and waits for the end, full of regret. When Harry comes in to interrogate him, will Severus finally find peace? HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry x Draco The Storeroom by AMalfoyMix-x reviews
Harry has an accident his potions lesson, this leads to an incident involving, none other than Draco Malfoy in the potions storeroom. SERIOUS SLASH :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
PokePoke by herzen reviews
Draco and Harry are stuck in Transfiguration class. Sitting next to each other. What will they get up to? Comments and Criticisms are welcomed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Sexiness Of Draco Malfoy by Lovely Pencil reviews
As Hermione reveals just how sexy Draco is, Ron broods and Harry gets jealous…of everybody who wants his boyfriend. HarryDraco Slash;
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Testing Out by GreenEyedBabe reviews
Hermione comes back to Hogwarts to take her N.E.W.T.S. but she has changed since the war. Who else has changed a bit with her? What happens when they find their both attracted and where could it lead? SS/Hermione rated MA. Not for kids under age.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 96,877 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Because I care! by DracoLover1989 reviews
Harry/Draco. Harry is suicidal and wants to end his life by jumping from the Astronamy Tower. But there's someone who's trying to stop him. This is the BETA-READED form.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Big O by RoastedGrover reviews
Ron overhears a highly intriguing conversation one night, involving Harry's 'wand skills'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sparks Fly by lovetoseverus reviews
While on vacation in the U.S., Severus Snape and Harry Potter take in a fireworks display. Written in celebration of the 4th of July on Severus Sighs. Established relationship, slash, SS/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Shuffle His Deck Clean by ariel's atlantica reviews
Draco's good for a friendly or not so much game of Exploding Snap. But it's a completely different world when Harry tries to teach him how to play Muggle card games! HP/DM funny slash, not really fluffy but you get the idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lucky Stars by lemon drop 7 reviews
Severus thanks his lucky stars. Fluffy established relationship. Warning: HPSS. Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
An Act by Lovely Spell reviews
After Harry Potter confronts Severus Snape things get a little... honest. The truth comes out. Harry smiles and Severus plots to poison the new DADA professor. Post War. Pre-slash maybe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Recruitment by Daria234 reviews
Michael/Victor SLASH Don't read if you don't like . Michael has to think of some creative ways to get Victor to join his team.
Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2009
The Young Order: Frater Gemini by Rae Kelly reviews
One night a desperate wizard stole a baby . . .12 years later Snape discovers the truth--Harry Potter has a twin--Draco Malfoy. Can they become a true family with help from mentor Severus? AU, COS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,107 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Amortentia for Dummies by labellerien reviews
Assistants can be a little stupid. But then again, so can Masters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I Will Not Fight Between Classes by Little Green Voice reviews
As a matter of fact, I can charm anyone if I want to", Malfoy lowered his voice and a scary, challenging look appeared in his eyes. "Even you." HPDM, a detention, a challenge and some of that usual sexual tension .. do I need to say more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,985 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Masquerade by dracosoftie reviews
Harry finally finishes the Twilight series, and Draco throws him a party to celebrate. With everyone Polyjuiced as Twilight characters, will they find each other? H/D and other pairings. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,323 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Why Do You Hate Me? by debjunk reviews
Hermione is fed up with Severus' attitude. She asks him why he hates her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Slave For You by Pulele Hua reviews
#4 The next day, Draco honors the terms of the bet. Now, all the students and staff will know what it is like to lose a bet to Harry Potter. NOW BETA-ED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2009 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Easy by Ria Rose reviews
Harry has one last request before he goes off to fulfill his destiny; he wants Snape to make it easy for him to choose what is right. He wants him to make sure that no one has to face abuse alone, as he so often did. –Set in the beginning of 6th year AU-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Aquamarine by ginny-go die in a corner reviews
Pulsating liquid filled the vial, enclosing the corpse and the grave robber in an orb of aquamarine light... Dark Grilo.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Graverobber, Shilo - Complete
Kiss It Better by Dark Man's Girl reviews
Draco gets a cut, and Harry offers to remedy the situation. Fluffy. H/D. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pick Up Line Challenge by Kirsten.Vanessa reviews
I'm not saying this to impress you, but I'm Harry Potter." Short HP: DracoxHarry drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Many Uses of Braces by atypicalsnowman reviews
SS/HP Slash Harry tries to dress the part. Severus tries not to laugh and fails miserably. Written for Arynwy for her birthday who requested teasing, Snarry, and a bit of briefly mentioned bondage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
On the wings of Madame Butterfly by Mon36 reviews
Vaughn is married to Julia Thorne. She knows that she is Sydney Bristow. He doesn't.
Alias - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 94,326 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Sydney B., Vaughn, M. - Complete
Speechless by thesewarmstars reviews
Nine months after the final battle, Harry discovers Snape in St. Mungo’s, still suffering from a curse. The healers are doing anything but their jobs, so Harry takes it on himself to rehabilitate the man he’s learning to respect. SS/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,942 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Promise by Anastasia Kaliska Dyani Malfoy reviews
A man who has seen too much comes back to a man that has never stopped loving him.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2009 - R. Giles, Severus S. - Complete
Pennies from Heaven by psyraven reviews
Buffy/Giles. Set in Season 5. After another jealous outburst from Riley, Buffy seeks comfort with coffee, only to have Willow open her eyes to her true feelings for Giles...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Buffy S., R. Giles - Complete
My Secret Valentine by psyraven reviews
It's that one day of the year when the heart rules the head. And Buffy just got a mysterious letter in the mail. I wonder who it could be from... Warning: Buffy/Giles - don't like, don't read. : Originally written back in S5/6.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Buffy S., R. Giles - Complete
Lines by fidelius thistle reviews
Writing lines can be a beautiful thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Under The Misleltoe OneShot by CrisNoWait reviews
Albus Dumbledore is an honorable man with a little known sense of humor, invites several friends and former students to a little holiday get together, unknown to the attendees there is only one way to leave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Muggle say 'what? by ThisbeHecate reviews
Some sayings can have more than one meaning, so Harry uses them to get the entire class dismissed before Snape ever actually assigns any homework. Fifteenth in the Potions Homework Series!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3336 - Favs: 4,726 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Night Watch by ms reads-alot reviews
What were Giles and Buffy really doing at lovers lane in that episode where the werewolf attacked.Around season 1 or 2, I can't remeber.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2009 - R. Giles, Buffy S. - Complete
Divorce by Agent Penguin reviews
Harry merely askes Draco a question...slight slash HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Snivellus by Agent Penguin reviews
Harry confronts Sirius after he finds out about hes new relationship with our favorite Potions Master
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
An Unwanted Intrusion by Happy Monkey Gamma reviews
Snape comes to the Dursleys' home late one night to see the boy. Snarry, pre-slash, takes place after the Dementor attack in the beginning of book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Eggnog and Broomsticks by Rickmanlover24601 reviews
A Potion Master's lot is not a happy one and Hermione's homemade eggnog is unlikely to sweeten his Christmas. With a month of silence from Granger up for grabs, will Severus admit her eggnog is enjoyable? SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Only a Hippopotamus Will Do by SeulWolfe reviews
I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas," Mary Grace said and Hagrid answered. Slash:: HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Twilight Movie Madness by dracosoftie reviews
A short PWP in honor of the release of Twilight, which opens in the U.S. on Friday. Harry, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, Draco and Pansy talk about the Twilight book series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Veritaserum by Digitallace reviews
D/H smutty oneshot - Draco brews a batch of veritaserum in order to get some answers out of Harry at last.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Online II by Wykked As Syn reviews
Sequel to Online. Draco comes back online. Ginny is annoying. And what's this? Harry's flirting with Draco? What could possibly come from all this? Read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
That's The Question by Lastew reviews
Willow/Rupert - When Rupert doesn't want Willow to get out of bed, it leads to an interesting conversation. Cute and fluffy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2008 - R. Giles, Willow R. - Complete
Online by Wykked As Syn reviews
See, MSN is a wonderful thing. Probably the most magnificent thing since the creation of the internet. But, with something wonderful comes something dangerous. Just ask Draco…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Objects at Rest by mistseeker reviews
SS/HP One's asleep and the other can't help but look... Written for a friend on Livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The wanderings of a Slytherin in love by TheOneThatIsAddictedToHPfics reviews
Summary: Severus is thinking about his sleeping lover. Snarry Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Never again by Ernil i Pheriannath reviews
This is a story I origanally posted over on livejournal but thought I would add it over here. Its a little account of Buffy visiting Giles after the events of Revelations S3 . A little BG action, my first BG fic. Reviews greatly welcomed.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2008 - R. Giles, Buffy S. - Complete
Family Fun by krisbeh reviews
Response to ODD challenge #14 - Family Fun. Xander & Willow are turned into little kids and it is up to Buffy and Giles to take care of them until they can change them back.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,141 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Buffy S., R. Giles - Complete
Not Farewell, but Goodbye by Rice-Ball247 reviews
It's been two years since their abrupt breakup and Severus needs to know if their relationship still has a chance, or if it was dead to begin with. SSHP, implied DMHP slash oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Extra Potions by understarryskies reviews
Extra Potions with Snape is something no one should look forward to but Harry Potter is just anyone is he?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Are You Serious? by Criminally Insane Hermit reviews
A question asked by an angry Harry leads to some interesting responses. Only, Harry doesn't get the joke. HPSS, RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Iced Tea by wahoo reviews
SLASH - please don't read if homosexual relationships offend. Post DH, non-canon ending, Harry reflects on his relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What if it didn't work? by Erika-Cole reviews
I'm sick of finding Sev Slash where the author's version is nothing like the 'real' Severus Snape, so this is what I think would happen if all the ridiculous plot devices HPxSS fic writers use happened to J.K.Rowling's Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In Your Memories by snarkyroxy reviews
The night after the Ministry falls and Harry, Ron and Hermione return to Grimmauld Place, Hermione stumbles across an unwanted intruder in Sirius' room who has a most unexpected story to share. What she learns has the potential to change everything...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,897 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Couch Cuddling by Lena7623 reviews
Just a quick look at an alternate Season 5 in which Spike and Giles are together. Looked at through the eyes of Joyce.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2007 - R. Giles, Spike - Complete
Their First Christmas by abbellimenti reviews
Snarry, extreme fluff! Snape gets Harry something to make Christmas unforgettable. Warnings: slash duh and lots of cuteness
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Shortage of Sweet Dreams by apckrfan reviews
Giles is still not all right from his ordeal with Angelus over four years ago. Spoilers through Season 7 of BtVS, but specifically Season 2, Becoming while Angel was without his soul
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2007 - R. Giles, Buffy S. - Complete
Of Dirty Cauldrons and Soap by Criminally Insane Hermit reviews
Severus was not aware of how seductive washing up was. HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Snape and The Shampoo by Wandhappy reviews
A Snape oneshot. Rated M beacuae I felt like it!. What happends if Snape really did wash his hair? Funny and wierd R&R I muight make it in to a story. No Flames
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
All that Glitters is Not Gold by Bumpkin reviews
Xander has a history in Sunnydale, Giles hears some of it while out and about. Post Graduation.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Xander H., R. Giles - Complete
A Turn for the Better by krisbeh reviews
What happens between Buffy and Giles after the swap? Read on... this is the sequel to my story Once a Lackey M for some languagemention of sexual situations. R&R? BG
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,717 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Buffy S., R. Giles - Complete
Safe House by thesewarmstars reviews
Set after just OotP. When both their lives are in greater than usual danger, Harry and Snape must live together in a secret location all summer for their own safety. How will they survive it? Simple—they’ll just have to get to know each other. SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 57,108 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Don't Think of Me by Criminally Insane Hermit reviews
Hermione was perfect, Severus was her husband, and Harry knew it wouldn't last. Mentions SSHP slash. HGSS romance. HGLM implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sorting Clothes, Sorting Memories by EzraDavencroft reviews
During an Occlumency lesson, Severus dicovers a memory of Harry's that makes him think of him in a different light. Just a little scene that stuck in my head.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Granger, Texas Ranger by a-delacroix reviews
Chp 01. Eight years later, Ms. Granger feels the need for a sabbatical from England and therefore accepts a posting as Auror in Texas. Unknownst to her, this will require joining the Rangers. Crossover with Walker, Texas Ranger
Crossover - Harry Potter & Walker, Texas Ranger - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Hermione G.
Public Display by grimm018 reviews
Drabble. In an attempt to publicly embarrass Harry, Snape calls him to the front of the great hall. Snarry. T for suggestiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
One Last Chance at Love by Iago96 reviews
Harry uses his Slytherin cunning to get what he wants. HPSS. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Red Petals Snow School Version by That-Fresh-Rain-Smell reviews
I just wrote this for school. It's the story, retold in three different points of veiw. I thought it was interesting, so here it is. First pov is Harry. third is Snape. second is some random chick. And yes, my teacher was worried about me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Behind the Curtain by Iago96 reviews
HPSS SLASH one shot. Harry is obsessed with a popular new singer but when he goes to the concert he is shocked to discover someone lurking in the shadows singing the song for him. Who is this mysterious singer?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hang Ups, or a Lack Thereof by metafreak reviews
Why it's important to not leave the phone off the hook. Scoobies in the library S2, silliness, oblique references to sexual activity. I mock Giles because I love him. Rated M to be safe. XanderCordy, mention of GilesJenny, Scoobyfic
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2007 - R. Giles, Buffy S. - Complete
End of the Corpse Munchers by ChildDevil04 reviews
A humorous story in which Harry gets rid of the Death Eaters. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Catastrophic by Bil reviews
During OotP, Harry comes across an injured kitten. Its owner isn't too happy about this. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Owned by MrsRemusLupinVampire reviews
After twelve year together and ten married Severus must tell his love something that is true and far from what the world thinks. A happy fic, nice and fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
One Stupid Person by quixotic-hope reviews
Having lost his value as a spy for the light, Severus must now take a deaging potion and befriend the dratted BoyWhoLived. But what happens when he starts falling in love? HPSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,788 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Wrong by xkohleyesx reviews
It was wrong. So wrong, in fact, that it shouldn’t be allowed at all. Wait... It wasn’t. He smiled into the lips that covered his own. He knew what he was doing was wrong, but he didn’t care. It felt oh, so right! oneshot. slash. rating might be off
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heroin by PeopleBoreMe reviews
Severus always took Harry's pain away, whether he wanted to or not. HPSS Oneshot. [warnings: slash, smut, drug abuse, mentions of mpreg]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Witching Hour by bleedcolor reviews
When Harry receives a note from a ‘secret admirer’ he takes his chance! SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Whole Dating Other People Thing by quixotic-hope reviews
Severus was always told that he was too clingy, that young people like to date around. Twenty years later, Harry has to pay the price for other people's mistakes. Can Harry and Sev work things out before it's too late?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,862 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Astronomy Tower by Violet Lolita reviews
Things have changed for both Severus Snape and Harry Potter. HBP compliant. [Severus x Harry]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sleepwalker by julesmonster reviews
Harry keeps going to sleep alone in Gryffindor Tower, but that's not where he's been waking up! SLASH HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 83 - Published: 6/29/2006 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Veritaserum Violation by Mystical Magical Me reviews
In The GoF, Snape threatens Harry with Veritaserum, what would have happened if Snape tried to carry out his threat? TRIED. Slightly AU. Part 1 of my Potter Outtake series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Something Blue by masked-spangler reviews
An alternate version of the episode Something Blue. What if Willow's 'if you love him so much, why don't you just marry him' spell had been about someone other than Spike?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Buffy S., R. Giles - Complete
OneShot: Sorting by Iago96 reviews
The PotterSnape children are sorted. Where will they go?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Eligibility by NemesisFate reviews
Severus must fend off claims on Harry. HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,513 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A little bit of love by moonygarou reviews
Everyone deserves a little happiness, even if it seems like the world is braking down on you. Warning: HBP Spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Remus L., Severus S.
A Thin Line by Spazzeh reviews
Harry notices the thin line between love and hate. [slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Slip of the Tongue by AoiGensou reviews
COMPLETE What one thinks one says is not always what comes out of one's mouth. Draco Malfoy discovers this one day in a confrontation with Harry Potter. He meant to say hate, he really did... too bad his heart said love. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dear Mr Potter by arabesque-bow reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts and finds romance where he least expected it. a short fluffy story not out to upset anyone - enjoy and be warned it is SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,222 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Songs by CrawBrad reviews
Harry finds a new way to annoy Professor Snape. Ficlet
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
HexCrossed Lovers by HPRndRobin reviews
COMPLETED! Slash - HPSS - Harry and Severus are caught in the cross fire of two hexes, forcing them to be in each others presence for a month.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,200 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/28/2004 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Animus by isolde13 reviews
Harry defeated Voldemort. But he did not leave the final battle unscathed. Into his life comes Draco, who's been working as a prostitute in Muggle London...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,191 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/9/2004 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Vacation by escargoat reviews
Buffy and Giles go on a forced vacation thanks to Anya. Humor challenge fic. Completed
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,506 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2004 - R. Giles, Buffy S. - Complete
Stuck! ? The Elevator Story by Katanes Dreamer reviews
Draco & Harry get stuck in an elevator together. Yum. Warning: OotP spoilers Chapter 5 onwards posted on hp dot aff dot net due to NC17 restraints. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,099 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/11/2003 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Paradox of Existence by DragonLight reviews
COMPLETE On Assignment for Dumbledore in the past, Harry sees his lover from an unexpected perspective. That of a teacher. HPSS SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 116,029 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/31/2003 - Published: 2/8/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lessons in Being the Big Bad by Rivulet027 reviews
BTVS S6 HP GoF The summer after his forth year Draco gets a tutor...Spike. Mainly het DG, but mentions DH slash.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2003 - Spike, Draco M. - Complete
The Letter That did Nothing and Everything by Goddess Shinigami reviews
Harry writes a letter to Hermione and Ron about something, but Draco spies on him. . .SLASH don't say I didn't warn you! . . .please read AND eview.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete