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Author has written 18 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Lord of the Rings, Yu-Gi-Oh, Maximum Ride, Naruto, Dragonlance, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

My name is not important.
I'm older than I look.
I live somewhere where the sun shines.

Reading Habits:
I read a lot. I don't have a favorite genre, but I don't like poetry, and romance is somtimes overrated. I love funny stories, and if you write a good adventure story, I will worship you. I like reading fantasy stories, but there are so many conflicting beliefs about the myths and such about most 'monsters', it's pretty hard to find something with the traits I like. I like spiritual things, but I hate the die-hard fans that come with it. I'll admit I like to read some mature stories, be it straight or otherwise.

Writing Habits:
I used to write cracky stuff, but now I'm moving towards violent, darker stories. I've got a couple things in the works right now that (I think) are bad. I tend to overuse commas, and deadlines are the banes of my existence. I would rather write the entire story out, and post it over a period of time, than write a piece or two and post it, mostly because I'll forget about it. I also get a bunch of green squigglies on Word Docs, but I have no idea why, and it usually just tells me it's a sentece fragment, but when I read it over, it isn't.

Reviewing habits: If I find a story I like, I'll review it, but only if it doesn't have many reviews. I'm not saying that people who get hundreds of reviews are bad, I just think that it's repetitive to get reviews that say the same thing over and over again. I try to boost the confidence of people who are more...unknown, shall we say, than a great fanfiction writer who has hundreds of people following them.
I also try not to flame. I'll tend to avoid constructive criticism, because sometimes that can be taken the wrong way. I don't mind stepping on people's toes, but some people do tend to overreact to criticism. Although some people really need a beta. I'm not going to read every single story on here and tell you if your writing style is (grammatically correct) (spelled right) (makes sense) or not. Reread your stories once in a while. Some stories could be great, if you could get your point across clearly.
I generally won't review, but only because with the amount of fanfiction I read a day is more than a lot of people read in a week. I probably shouldn't have admitted that, but hey. I'm a fast reader, and published authors aren't always the best writers *coughStephanieMeyercough* while some people on here are amazing. If it isn't too much trouble, take a look at my favorites list. I'm not one of those people who favorite everything they come across, and those I do favorite are worth your time, if you like my sense of humor.

(http:// shippers-club .livejournal .com/8416.html)
so many ships... especially if you're new to the Yu-Gi-Oh fandom. Very helpful in making it seem like you know what you're doing.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm Anti-Religious, so I MUST hate God
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (just one, not all of my friends)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMARITICAL ERORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd

Did you know?
Those plastic things on the end of your shoelace are called aglets.
That its technicly illegal for your school to put up a Christmas Tree.
That William Shakespeare added over 1,000 words to the English Language.
Every continent has a city called Rome.
A Superman can be found in every episode of Seinfeld.
A giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue.
Men are struck by lightning four times more often than women.
A snail can sleep for three years.
Hiccups last 5 minutes on average.
A cat can be either right-pawed or left-pawed.
All kittens are born with blue eyes.
The dot over the letter "I" is called a tittle.
Tongue prints are unique to every person.
Mickey Mouse received 800,000 fan letters in 1933.
John Cage composed a piece that is 4 minutes and 33 seconds of silence.
The banana slug is the mascot of UC Santa Cruz in California.
African elephants only have four teeth available to chew their food.
The 14 deadliest snakes can all be found in Australia. (No wonder England used to send people there as a punishment)
Melba toast is named after Australian opera singer Dame Nellie Melba.
Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.
North Dakota is the only state in the US that has never had an earthquake.
Walt Disney's family dog was named Lady. She was a poodle.
The band U2 was originally called Feedback.
Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of a blue whale.

I tried to be normal...IT SUCKED.
PLEASE: Do not throw your cigarrettes on the floor. The cockroaches are getting cancer.
Schadenfreude: happiness at the misfortune of others...Oh common, you know you do it to.
Remember your priorities: When the house burns down SAVE MY BOOKS!
I used to have a handle on life; then it broke
Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is
It's music, not noise.

You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (Of coures I talk to myself. Well, do I? Yes, I do. Well it's not my fault I'm so charming. Yeah, I know... I sound like Chris Jericho. Yeah, I do.)
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (Writing lists is funny. Not it's not! Oh I don't know...)
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You actually don't have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no "apparent" reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

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No Comprendo by MyFalseTruth reviews
Ryou goes to the park to avoid things he doesn't like. Homework, drama, bullies. So what does he do when those things catch up with him at the park? Speak Spanish, a language he barely knows, and hope they fall for it! AU Being rewritten.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,013 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 2/4/2012 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
These Weren't Memories by mongoose-bite reviews
Eren Jaeger had spent the last two weeks tending and nursing a huge crush, and Levi had been the one stupid enough to plant the seed in whatever hormonal abscess passed for a teenaged heart. Anime continuation. No manga spoilers. Levi's POV.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,903 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Exit Strategy by Blood Dark Sun reviews
A Skirmish Brothers AU. Set in the far future, four friends combine their diverse talents to escape from a hostile offworld boys' school. Rated for language, romantic sexual themes, and euphemistic discussions of past abuse, dub-con, suicide and murder. Engmano; now with DenPru! Note: the genres were originally Hurt/Comfort and Sci-Fi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 181,199 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain] [Prussia, Denmark] - Complete
Mishap by Tea-Madness reviews
Philip knew exploring an unchartered area according to the Shelter maps and crawling through dusty air vents was probably be a bad idea, but unfortunately for him, his darned curiosity got the better of him once again. Slightly AU. No longer rated M for language!
Penumbra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,204 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Phillip L., Clarence
Suffer Little Children by Hopeakaarme reviews
When an unfortunate accident turns Kyouya into a little child, Dino finds out things he would have rather not known as ghosts from times long past return to haunt his dear student. D18.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,686 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Dino, K. Hibari - Complete
Hungary's Guide to Successful Original Characters by Satan's Sweeties reviews
If your characters have been labeled Mary-Sues and you don't know why, or you just want to avoid making one in the first place, step inside for some hot chocolate, a cookie, and advice from none other than me, the ultimate fangirl – Hungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,547 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Hungary
Elves by FranktheSheep reviews
The elves latest prank on Norway leaves him rather more open than normal. Denmark, of course, uses this to his advantage.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Classified Information! by SushiBomb reviews
DISCONTINUED. Random facts, quirks, dirty little secrets, private thoughts, OOC moments, embarrassing habits...Everything you could have ever wanted to know about everyone in KHR in 50 sentences. Rated for Language, Themes, and content.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,979 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010
Family Secrets by lothinielflowermaiden reviews
Occasionally, the ancient nations are able to visit their descendants. What happens when Ancient Scandinavia visits his descendants, and a certain disturbing secret is revealed?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,117 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Norway - Complete
Uh, No by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
AKA, how Ivan Braginski got a certain fiery Italian to return his affections. Who said pickup lines didn't work? Rumano, other pairings and warnings inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Russia, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The World Shifted by Ainnenoi Aurum reviews
When L brought Light to Wammy's House during the Kira case, he wasn't expecting Light to recognize Winchester. And he CERTAINLY wasn't expecting Light to already know his three best heirs. *AU of Sector L5*
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,140 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
White Picket Fence by shrieking minties 51 reviews
Matt's gay, and Mello's not sure how to handle it. It's a good thing Near knows magic. Twoshot. Crack, OOCness and homosexuality warnings. MattMelloMatt and onesided MelloNear.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Forever Each Other by shinigami kitten tvhg reviews
It had been two years since the poor 12 year old had been introduced and immersed in the strange and slightly terrifying, at least back then, world that was the Fighter-Sacrifice world. Ritsuka's life is not the same but is it really that bad? Sou/Kio/Rit
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,692 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Kio K., Ritsuka A. - Complete
No signal by ORANGE Jumpsuit reviews
SoubixRitsuka fluff. Ritsuka is stuck up in the mountains and in some strange positions trying to get what he wants. Just a short one-shot.
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Ritsuka A., Soubi A. - Complete
The Issue About Cat Ears and Tails by koa-chan reviews
Natsuo and Youji never thought that losing their ears and tails would be this... chaotic.
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Natsuo S., Youji S. - Complete
I Couldn't Think of What to Get You by Kanjo reviews
..so I got you myself. Dino's lonely. Very,very lonely. It's his birthday, and everyone's forgotten! After much pouting and a spirited chorus of "Haven't I Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts?" a single red bow makes it all worth while. //D18
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Dino, K. Hibari - Complete
Good for something by Lady Serena Sparrow reviews
Tsuna learns that he has one year to get married...and his Guardians don't like it one bit! 6927, 8027, 1827, 5927, 3327, and D27.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,409 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Dino - Complete
Internal Affairs by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Tsuna hated Hibari. Mostly because he was the one who had to pay the medical bills. 6918 8018 D18
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/15/2008 - K. Hibari, Mukuro R. - Complete
Once Upon A Time by Rio 2.0 reviews
The details of Tsuna's rADD relationship Attention Deficit Disorder , and how it came to be, and why, in the long run, it's really all Reborn's fault.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
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It's the Quiet Ones reviews
You have to watch out for. This is my take on what the relativly non-existant/nonviolent characters would do if they turned bloodthirsty. It's getting graphic, so there is character death/suffering/angst/torture. Characters are subject to change.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
United Nations Day reviews
Netherlands & Canada help the Nations relax. Involves drug usage not the medical kind and insanity. Crack, OOC, and France. Is that enough of a warning for you?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Canada, Netherlands - Complete
Changed reviews
I relished the pain, thinking it was the last thing I would ever feel. Permanent Hiatus
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,207 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Edward E.
The Adventures of Deidara's Arm reviews
Deidara's arm gets blown off into another dimension, end of story, right? WRONG! Follow Dedara's arm's adventures through multiple fandoms, and watch as it faces off dinosaurs, Kira, Voldemort, Zombies, teenagers, and more. OCs, OOCness, Crack, stupidity
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Deidara, Gaara
Pretty Boy reviews
Well, Lichtenstein gets this bookfrom America. So she makes comparisons between the main character and Switzerland, the two pretty boys. She finds she has to confront him about a few things...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Switzerland, Liechtenstein - Complete
Your Mom reviews
Excerpt: I'm gonna *beep* *beep* you *beep* in the *beep* while you *beep* because I wanna *beep* the *beep* *beep* in the *beep*. This is what this story contains. Idiocy, crack, OOC, censorship, and cows. You have been warned. Davyn&Nearra gen. noncanon
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Complete
Why Gaara Doesn't Have Eyebrows reviews
Why doesn't Gaara have eyebrows? This is my theory on why. Warnings: The taking of innocence, mentions of how babies are made, and explosions. What? It could happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Gaara - Complete
Random Stuff that Happens reviews
This is a story of four boys, who live in a large village called Konoha...and that's where the normalcy ends. WARNINGS: shonen-ai, crack, OOC, lack of setting, randomness, extremely long and some M-preg later, but we won't get to that until around chap 10
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011
Wiiiiiiiiiiiings reviews
Complete insanity. OOC, crack, no pairings, funny character deaths, and it all involves wings. they start off watching TV...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
Mayonaise reviews
total crack. No pairings. OOC.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Marik I., R. Bakura
HeWhoMustNotBeNamed reviews
Due-to-His-Extremely-Lengthy-Title-and-the-Unpronouncability-of-it-all. yes, i'm actually reading the book a they all have about 10 names each. so i wrote this ficlet to vent. but it's still funny. so read it. now. no warnings to speak of. READ IT NOW!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Crown of Thorns reviews
Reborn gets a new bullet. It has interesting effects. Warnings: crack, blatant OOC-ness, yaoi, mentions of closets, and bad Basil-speak. I can't read shakespeare-style, so I can't write it either. now READ THIS NOW DAMMIT!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Basil - Complete
Second Base reviews
Gokudera makes fun of Yamamoto's innocence, or rather, lack of...heheh. Warnings- crack, OOC-ness, and innuendoes. Not 8059.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2010 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Learning Curve reviews
It’s time for someone to *finally* put Hibari in his place.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2010 - K. Hibari, Dino - Complete
Shrimp reviews
Someone meets ed and...wait for it...doesn't call him SHORT! this could be a one-shot, could be longer, tell me in a review. no pairings as of yet. if it's longer, i'm upping the rating to T.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Edward E.
Unfazed reviews
Ed is ignoring the world. What will Winry do to bring him back down to earth? just some cute, fluffy little one-shot i wrote up during spanish class, no yaoi. enjoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Complete
GameShow reviews
This is Gameshow. This is mostly a dialogue where we give polls to people and change their allegiance to other FullMetal characters according to their personality. very wierd, random, not really a crack-fic, not yaoi, OCD-fangirls, winry's a little OOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Riza H., Winry R. - Complete
Stealing Edward's Clothes reviews
I love crack-fics and decided to write one myself. not yaoi, canon pairings, OOC, OC, the works. FullMetal Has a new Fetish, likes to run around half-naked, and is APPARENTLY sleeping with his superior officer. remember, NOT YAOI!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete