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Author has written 4 stories for Hikaru no Go, Fullmetal Alchemist, Gravitation, and Only the Ring Finger Knows.
I'm an honest critic. When I don't like something, I'll point it out. When I see something that brings out my carnal desire for more, I will happily pounce.
Angst is my catnip.
Favorite Video Games: The Bouncer, Bully, Dance Dance Revolution, Devil May Cry, Jak and Daxter, Onimusha 3: Demon Siege, Persona 3, Persona 4, Seven Samurai, Spyro (1-3; I broke my Enter the Dragonfly disk halfway through in my irritation)
Favorite Music Genre (ATM): New Age/Electronica (ex. Imogen Heap, Sleepthief)
Favorite Book Genre: Fantasy (The Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, The Immortal Secrets of Nicholas Flamel, The Inheritance Trilogy)
Favorite Authors: Joseph Finder, Dean Koontz, Jon Krakauer, J.K. Rowling
Favorite Novel: Mysterious Skin by Scott Heim
Favorite Web Novel:by M. Chandler
(Note: Four bloody brilliant novels, all masterpieces on their own. I'll give you the description, and I dare you to tell me you're not interested:
A brilliant young FBI agent. An unpredictable international art thief. What happens next is quite possibly not what you'd expect.
Shadow of the Templar is the story of Simon Drake and Jeremy Archer, two men on opposite sides of the law, and the tenuous relationship they manage to forge and maintain in the face of hopeless odds. Currently projected to be four books long, Shadow of the Templar follows Simon and Jeremy from their first explosive meeting--to what may well be their last.)
Favorite Machinima: Civil Protection and Freeman's Mind (Half-Life machinima), Red vs Blue (Halo machinima), Sanity Not Included
Favorite Shounen Manga: Bleach, Death Note, Diabolo, Eyeshield 21, Hikaru no Go, Naruto, Pandora Hearts, Prince of Tennis, Whistle!
Favorite Yaoi Manga: Earthian, Legal Drug, FAKE, Gorgeous Carat, Gravitation, Only The Ring Finger Knows, Totally Captivated
Favorite Anime: Akira, Jin Roh, Pandora Hearts
(Note: Also, everything directed by Hayao Miyazaki-- Kiki's Delivery Service, Howl's Moving Castle, Nausicaa, etc.)
Favorite TV Shows: 1 Litre of Tears, Glee, RH Plus, Tumbling
(Note: Noah Puckerman's badassedness and Kurt's flamboyance make me proud to be a gleek.)
Quote Book from Random Sources of Inspiration:
"The high cost of living is death."
"Woman runs into a party, dressed nicely: "Sorry, I'm late. I had to kill my husband and his whore, and then I had to bury them in the neighbor's backyard while they were away on vacation. I also had to change because of the blood stain, clean up the evidence and blow up my house for cleansing of sins, so... what were you guys doing?"
"I need to see you to love you, but even then I might still hate you."
"I am legally evil."
"I hate life... that's why I ran in front of a truck, but they saved me and now I'm a vegetable. Now, I don't know that I hate life, but somewhere in those damaged tissues of brain, I know I hate life.
Therapist: You're in denial.
Patient: I am not in denial!
Patient: If a therapist is telling a non-denial patient that she's in denial, making her believe she's in denial, making the therapist stay in denial, making them both stay in denial, isn't that denial?
"Crossdress to impress!"
"I was born a bitch. What's your excuse?"
"I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now."
"See the happy moron- he doesn't give a damn. I wish I were a moron- by God! Perhaps I am!"
"Rule #1: I'm always right. Rule #2: When in doubt, refer to Rule #1."
"Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you WILL make."
"There are people I'd take a bullet for and people I'd like to put a bullet in."
"Gun to brain, go squishy."
"Do you know what your sin is?" "Hell, can't really say which. I'm a fan of all seven."
"Would you like to see my poking face?"
"We do not molest our fellow students in the hallways!" "So the classroom is alright, then?"
"Handcuffs. Police aren't the only ones who use them."
To make a blind decision is to stab yourself in the leg to remedy a headache. It may cure the headache, but now you have a hole in your leg.
Note: From a fan fiction I simply love coming back to.
"Welcome to the Ministry of Magic. Please state your name and the purpose of your visit," the cheery witch's voice announced to the six wizards tightly packed into the red telephone box.
"Death Eaters," Lucius said with a hint of amusement. "We're here to kill you." Dolohov had the audacity to smack him on the arm. The amusement in his voice vanished with a shocked exclamation of, "Ow! What was that for, you idiot?"
"They're never gonna let us in now!" the man replied as if it were obvious.
"O' ye of little faith," Lucius smirked at him. "I think I know the Ministry a bit better than you."
Sure enough, to the surprise of everyone except Lucius, the voice thanked them, wished them a good day and a silver badge dropped down. Dolohov picked it up in wonder and read it aloud. "Death Eaters. Here to kill you." He blinked at Lucius from behind his mask. "Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle."
"Torture? I prefer the term, 'forceful questioning'."
There are a lot of naive idiots in this world who really haven't seen the ugliness of life nor perceived the darkness of human motivations, both their own and others'.
“You are a blithering idiot if you rely on luck when you could bribe, maim, kill, and otherwise politely convince people to see things your way.”
“Insanity is best presented as a façade.”
'Those who are willing to sacrifice freedom for security deserve neither freedom nor security.'
“You know, that’s the problem with the English language. It’s easy to lie. We get into a habit of asking questions we don’t really care about with answers we don’t really want to know.”
“Option A, shut up. Option B, I light you on fire.”
Suicide is a way of telling God: 'You can't fire me, I QUIT!'
You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.
That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again.
I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you.
This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.
He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged.
For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else.
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever.
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Don’t play dumb with me, I'll always win.
I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Join the army,
Visit exotic places,
Meet strange people,
then kill them.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon... and some days you're the statue.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
Never argue with an idiot; they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.
Bob says: "The sun isn't yellow… it's chicken."
They say knowledge is power. Well, it's true. You can't drive a nail if you don't know how to hold a hammer. Also, you can't be a wooden plank if you don't know how to lay very stiff. It just doesn't work.
When in doubt argue with yourself until the decision is made for you.
"The walls have ears. There are a lot of walls."
Strength is not determined how hard you can hit someone, but how many times you can get up after being hit.
“Come on, everyone knows homosexuals are god's way of controlling the population!”
“No offense, but I bet I could write a book on things you don't know about me.”
“So, here's how this is going to work: you leave me the hell alone and I'll let you keep all your teeth.”
"Handsome means that something or someone is aesthetically pleasing due to proportions or symmetry and elegance. To be beautiful means to excite sensuous and aesthetic pleasure. Beauty applies to whatever excites the keenest of pleasures to the senses and stirs emotion through them as well."
“Oh, I’ll give you a break! I’ll break your legs, then your arms, your ribs and I’ll finish off with your neck!”
“Remember the Alamo!”
“The Alamo lost, moron,”
“They found that out; Nixon resigned,”
“The Edo Period?”
“Overthrown by the Meiji government,”
“Banished to exile.”
“Damn. Muggles suck.”
“How many times will the wind blow before one can gain the trust of another? Do you know the answer? It varies, the wind will never stop blowing. One person might never trust another. Trust is earned and built up: if the person has trouble trusting others, then they have a good reason.”
Vic Mignogna voice actor of Edward Elric in FMA: "Colonel Mustang is dead sexy...in a mini skirt!"
No point in embarrassing someone if you don’t have a public to laugh at the victim and spread the embarrassing story.
“If I wanted you to know what I said, I would’ve said it in English.”
“Shut up before I’m forced to kick you somewhere where it's not going to feel too tingly.”
“She’s a conceited, know-it-all, fucking bitch, who I wouldn’t mind shoving off a bridge.” “There are no bridges high enough around here.” “Fine, then I’ll run her over with my grandmother’s scooter.” [Fictionpress.com]
Variety is the spice of life.
“Kindly refrain from calling me that ever again or I will rip out your intestines and tie them in a noose around your neck before hanging you from the ceiling of a dark and dreary cave, while you drip kerosene… that I will light on fire personally.” [Fictionpress.com]
This is how you do it: you sit down at the keyboard and you put one word after another until it's done. It's that easy, and that hard. - Neil Gaiman
"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut." - Albert Einstein
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. - Douglas Adams
I disapprove of what you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it. ~Voltaire
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. - Landesberg, Steve
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. - Landesberg, Steve
"Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light — you'll go broke." - Chuck Jones
'Was that… a compliment followed by… an accidentally insulting compliment?'
“Ya know, while this is a very compromising situation, I'd prefer to be on top.”
"Eat well, stay fit, die anyway."
“Love thyself above all because everything in this world is founded on self-interest.”
"Writing is like sex. You can't expect people to like it if you apologize."
"Living is an adventure, limited at that. You never know which road will take you where, or if you’ll be where you’re supposed to be."
"We all are blind fools when it comes to those we care about. The only thing we can ever do is correct our mistakes as quickly and efficiently as possible."
"By all means, be rude! I'm rude, so it's a language I can understand perfectly."
"There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt."
'If you just sit there and stare, you will lost your manhood.'
'Penguins fly when no one's looking. Either that or they use jetpacks.'
'When life throws shit at you, throw a monkey back at it.'
"I will devour their hearts and crap out their souls. They will all taste oblivion... which tastes just like red bull. Which is disgusting. All will perish!" Red vs Blue, webseries based off of Halo
An American soldier stands in the ruins of a French village and says, "We sure liberated the hell out of this place."
"ORA!! Don't run so fuckin' slow! You'll be swallowed up by the tornado!" [Eyeshield 21]
"Evil only makes good seem better. Evil is not a choice, it is a path people are destined to take. When you are unhappy with the path you follow, you tend to take the other."
"One of these days you’ll listen to the genius that is moi and tell that bastard to pull the 2x4 out of his ass."
"If I am the type to let my feelings overshadow my work, then you'd be dead."
"There's a door." "Where does it go?" "It stays where it is, I think."
The world doesn't stop being funny when people die, nor does it cease being serious when people laugh.
Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face... when you push them down a flight of stairs.
"I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce."
"Here's to you and here's to me
I pray that friends we'll always be,
But if by chance we disagree,
The heck with you and here's to me!"
Some days life just isn’t worth the trouble to chew through the leather straps on the straightjacket.
Nightmares account for twenty-seven percent of all dreams.
"I'm seven hundred and twenty three years old this Midwinter, not senile!"
"Just because a situation doesn't look threatening doesn't mean that it can't be. The most innocent of situations can quickly deteriorate. People, as a rule, are unpredictable, so learn to expect the unexpected."
"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes…and ships…and sealing-wax…
Of cabbages…and kings…
And why the sea is boiling hot…
And whether pigs have wings."
“Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery… or is it murdering someone and wearing their face as a mask?”
“I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.”
Sometimes I’m just too god damned nice. Or great. Or godly. Whichever.
"If you do ANYTHING like that again, I will hunt you down like a rabid wolf and eat your soul."
“Why are you such a freak?” “You mean why am I an insomniac? Well, I figure it was the universe’s way of giving me extra time to demonstrate my genius.”
"You are normal. What is normal? The definition changes day-by-day, minute-by-minute, never staying the same. To me, you are normal. Never forget that."
"The only difference between a diamond and a lump of coal is that the diamond had a little more pressure put on it."
"Bones break, organs burst, skin tears, shit happens."
"Miss Lang, I have a handgun pointed at your head. If you don't get the fuck off my lawn, I'm gonna use it. - If we had call waiting, it would be a different story." [Nobel Son]
"It isn't evil to eat the dead: it's recycling. True evil is to eat a man alive." [Nobel Son]
“Love. Hurts like a bitch, but it’s as pretty as a rose. Little fucker, that love.”
“What I won’t do… what I can’t do… is believe that a person can be evil from birth. That’s like writing a person off from day one. People aren’t born bad… shit just happens. Bad shit.” [Battle Royale]
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