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Joined 10-27-08, id: 1726671, Profile Updated: 02-07-16
Author has written 21 stories for Doctor Who, Twilight, How to Train Your Dragon, and Once Upon a Time.

Eirabach, thirties, shipper, writes dodgy angst and dodgier humour.

Currently living the Captain Swan life on tumblr as mahstatins - come say hi!


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Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 5045 - Favs: 3,606 - Follows: 3,200 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Lady Of The Knight by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,160 - Reviews: 3671 - Favs: 4,369 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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(sometimes i can't believe it) reviews
You can never have too many people to love you. Post 5b wishful thinking.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] Liam J. - Complete
What Will Survive reviews
Post-underworld AU fluff in which happy endings are not really endings at all.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, Liam J. - Complete
Deliverance reviews
Because what is the point, she wonders, of saving all those happy endings if the only one she can't save is her own. Then again, he'd said he'd never seen her fail. She's not about to prove him wrong now. (5b-ish fic. Contains casting spoilers. Rated for language.)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,280 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 12/17/2015 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
Sartorial Elegance reviews
Emma encourages her boys to embrace a festive tradition.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Henry Mills - Complete
Or High Water reviews
A repository for my 5B speculative drabbles / headcanons. Based mainly on filming spoilers. Rating subject to change. Unashamedly Captain Swan.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 11/6/2015
Irregular reviews
Ruffnut's having a baby. Astrid's having a bad day. Hiccup's having a drink. (Or: Rufflout, and the consequences thereof.) [Post-HTTYD2]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2015
First Blood
Aiming for the ships just doesn't cut it anymore. [Drabble] [post-HTTYD2]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Published: 4/22/2015 - Hiccup - Complete
Bleed Out reviews
In war, victory rarely feels like winning. There are worse things to lose than battles. [TW: Character death]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2015 - Hiccup - Complete
Counterpoint reviews
Bella Swan had always been kind, selfless and unassuming. Oh, and miserable. Then there was the incident with the broom, and nothing was ever quite the same. AU/AH. Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,095 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Human Nature reviews
BD SPOILERS. Coddled, spoiled and terribly lonely, Nessie sets out to play at being human. Everybody wants to find their place in the world, but for a Cullen it's harder than for most.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,980 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Dramatis Personae reviews
The Doctor's daughter gets her name. Takes place immediately before the first chapter of 'Brothers and Sisters'. Post-Journey's end, implied 10/Rose, Alt!Verse. WARNING: Baby!fic with extra baby. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Brothers and Sisters reviews
Three moments in the relationship between Rose and the Doctor's children. Obviously 10/Rose, Alt!Verse, and post-Journey's End. Possibly bordering on the surreal, evidently baby!fic. After a fashion.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Mothers and Sons reviews
A selection of scenes in the life of Rose Tyler, and her son. In the same universe as 'Fathers and Daughters'. Post-Journey's End. Alt!Verse. 10/Rose. WARNING: Baby!Fic: Contains scene of actual baby.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Fathers and Daughters reviews
Three brief vignettes from the lives of the Doctor and his daughter. Written as a character/relationship study. Post-Journey's End. Alt!Verse. 10/Rose. WARNING: Baby!fic. Sorta.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Home reviews
The return of a much missed friend, and of freedom. Alt!Verse Post-Journey's End. One-Shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/3/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
But reviews
A miscommunication yet to be resolved. 10/Rose. Alt!Verse Post-Journey's End. One-Shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/3/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Hero reviews
Tony Tyler's teacher takes exception to some of his classwork. Alt!Verse post-Journey's End. One-Shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Jackie T., Pete T. - Complete
Noun reviews
When the Doctor thinks of Tony, he also thinks of Kelloggs. Will Jackie Tyler ever realise her naming faux-pas? Alt!Verse post-Journey's End. One-Shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Jackie T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Purple reviews
The Doctor and Rose discuss her choice of reading material. 10/Rose. Alt!Verse Post-'Journey's End'.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Strangers reviews
Donna Noble's career aspirations are always being thwarted by somebody. A brief reunion in the Alt!Verse Post-'Journey's End'.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Moving On reviews
The Doctor may have thought that humanity would lead to happily ever after, but the whole human race knows it's never that simple. 10/Rose and a dollop of Jackie. Post-'Journey's End'. Now with proper formatting. Sigh.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete