Author has written 16 stories for Naruto.
Hi, well there are two of us here...we're the not the same person, uh yeah we're a HUGE fans of yaoi, but the dosen't mean we don't like het. it just...well...isn't as Wonderfullyalperfectness as yaoi. We will write, we’ll try to write so fanfiction, but not sure if we'll be any good, we will also write some of our own orginal stories and stuff. so anyway introductions. YAY!!
Names: I'm renee or masochist...SAY HELLO DAMMIT!! I'm lillith but I prefer sadist.
Likes: masochist: um let's see I like anything sweet, sleep...can't think of much else I'm sure there's more just can't remeber. sadist: I like things. masochist: that's not enough...let's see she likes tormenting people mentally, cookies and reading pwp.
Dislikes: masochist: I dislike sunlight, people because I have people phobia, I dislike mornings, the color pink I mean seriously it's the worst color ever invented I mean even it's name is stupid, it's just plain idiotish (yes this is a word)sadist: I dislike lot's of things masochist: she really does there's too many to name, it's just cause she's anal like that sighs
Hobbies: masochist: I love to read!! anything I can get my hands on I read...even store labes and signs I'm a little ocd. um, I like to write poems (not good but I like them), I like writting long and short stories, ploys attack me twenty four five so yeah. swimming, volleyball and football are my other hobbies. I have a millions cause they change often so I'll let lillith go. sadist: none
Fears: masochist: the dark, being alone, spiders...I know that's so sterotypr but I really do cause they always bite me the I puff up for weeks it sucks! sadist: not telling you shit!! masochist: she's afraid of mice (snickers) sadist: your dead masochist: eep!!
Gender: masochist: I'm a girl, I checked this morning sadist: moron masochist:sticks out tongue sadist: I'm also female
Orientation:masochist: bi, cause it really dosen't matter to me as long as you care for them. sadist: ... maschist: she's straight...well except when it comes to me...
Age: somewhere between the ages of 14-19, and no its not the middle number
Lives in: masochist: in a country, in a city, in a town of that city on a street of that town of the city of the country...in a house (I've confused myself)
Description: Masochist: I'm 4'11 and three quarters (sp?), I have dyed aburn hair, medium brown eyes, and curves which I try to cover sadist: she's very devolped for her age masochist: shut up!!(blushing) anyway, I'm very lightly tanned and I turn pale in winter. I'm childish, immature, naivee in some respecks but not others, I'm stubborn and say stupids things and love backward logic, sarcastic, and a bit mean, you'll learn more about me when you read my stories...apparently I'm also introducing sadist, ok she 5'6, white as a ghost, blonde-white hair and baby blue eyes, whispy with childlike curves and an agelic face, but she's actually cold, and calculated, sadistic (hence her name), only nice to those she cares about but will never admit it...oh yeah and she's a genius, like enstien style, it sucks she never lets me copy and laughs when I fail >:( you jerky crap head!! sadist: grow up, study and quit being a crybaby and I'll help...your such a dumbass masochist: whaaaaaaaa I hate you (throwing fit)
Best Qualities: sadist: she's very kindhearted...but she's still a childish, idiotic flake who can never be on time if her life depended on it. masochist: ok I'm done...oh sadist well she doesn't have many except she'll never let you done or leave you...yep that's it.
Stories: masochist: ok our stories will be different I like fluff, only write limes!! (blushing an unhealthy red), I write stories other than fanfiction and I need happy endings sometimes if a story has a sequel it's sad but never for long or I can't write without crying on my computer. Ok and sadist's stories are angst, happy, scary or just plain weird depending on her plot line, she loves to write lemons, and pwp or some with plot it depends (shrugs) and we both write poetry...not good but we enjoy it, we may post some note the may. oh when I post my stories I except any form of critcism, this will help me write better stories...or I may decide to curl into a ball and die, depends on how mean the flame is...sadist: if she cries I will kill you. period.
Extra's about us: masochist: ok just relized I can't spell...I have a beta!! yes someone read my stories and took pity and decided to help me!!I'm so happy! sadist refuses to have her help but soon she will have beta'd stories too, she's bad with critizium ok I just wanted to say and this is really important...DORKS WILL RULE THE WORLD!! MWUHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (starts to cough and choke) ehem anyways that's all.
Sadist: ignore the errors in spelling she really wanted to type most of it……(sighs) she really sucks at spelling and grammar.
Masocist: I took this quiz it was fun!! (pouts) but sadist refused, oh well I'll make her take it soon!!
Are you a Seme or an Uke?
You are a Clueless Uke!
Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
Author's current Works:
Masochist: well you see those stories that don't say complete yeah it'd have to be those ones
Sadist: and whatever else pops into our head...except masochist nothing goes on in her head
Masochist: ass!! anyway has anyone ever put m&ms on layaway I did the lady was pissed cause I came back three hours later and demanded them she said someone ate them, I said I wanted those exact bag and she said they couldn'ts o I yelled till the manager came and made them give me free ones!!it was funny the manager was pissed but Iw as making a sence she had no choice!!hahahahaha
Masochist: your just not as awsome-perfectly-ness as me, please read, review and enjoy our stories
now some of our favorite qoutes!!
-I'd rather be a caterpillar in your garden than a butterfly in a temple: no idea who wrote it but I likes it!!
-everyone says people don't kill people guns do, well I think guns help, if you went up to someone and said 'bang!' I don't think we'd accomplish much- still don't know
-me: omg! that was filliarious!hahaha!
Nacelle: filliarious? what the hell is that?
Nacelle: you said it!
me: I did?...oh, hehe, sorry my mouth talks without my brains permission
-my mom: life is a rollercoaster hunny
My mom: (nods) and friends are a paper bag and hair tie
My mom: one deals with all the vomit while the other hold your hair back and says it'll be fine
-MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!
-God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.- no idea
-Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.-ni
-I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.-ni
-Me: well I thought it would work
Lillith: you...thought? well that explains alot
Me: whats that supposed to mean?! I used my brain
Nacelle: we knew it couldn't be trusted
Me: I hates you all!! iku ni jigoku! sadist: I loved that day Masochist:...ton'ma!
-all is fair and love and war- I love this one! it's so old but who cares?!
-my principal: your minds is a blank slates...and they'll probably stay that way!
-to be or not to that is the question- if you don't know I'm not telling (sticks out tongue)
If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't!
I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait!
If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, then why do they abduct the dumbest people on earth ??
If crime fighters fight crime, and firefighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
"I told my psychologist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?Masochist: I have no idea
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest have to test the electric fence for themselves I once shot a man just to watch him die...but I got distracted and missed it I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you, they don’t laugh It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity Ambition is just a lame excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're an idiot “Learning. Politics. Getting weaker...” First person: “Just ignore him” Second person: “Yeah evolution did”
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest have to test the electric fence for themselves
I once shot a man just to watch him die...but I got distracted and missed it
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car
Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you, they don’t laugh
It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me
Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity
Ambition is just a lame excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're an idiot
“Learning. Politics. Getting weaker...”
First person: “Just ignore him” Second person: “Yeah evolution did”
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people
were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the
breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she
loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he
would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.
Masochist: my eyes hurt from crying this is so sad...wahhhhhhhhhhhaaahhhhhh...I would do this(cries for hours)
Sadist: I would do this for no one
Masochist:...not even me!
Sadist:...fine, but only you
Masochist: k now will you let your stories be beta'd?
Sadist: good bye idiot
Masochist: wait don't go(runs after sadist)
You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:
You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
(Credits go to Tesina Gela Gardner! She's the one who made this awesome list! Thanks!)
Masochist: I laughed so hard when I read this!
Sadist: because your easily amused
Masochist: and that's all folks(talks like the piggy from looney tunes)
Masochist: This ones mine and the one after is sadists
THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Naruto, Gaara, Lee, Temari, Hinata, gai-sensei, itachi, deidara, kisame
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? Sasunaru, itadei, Gaahina, Sakuino
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? …Both, a little more towards yaoi
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Twice, hinata and naruto; uhh…at a Chinese new year’s party:)
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Five posters, all the books so far, anime, plushies of every character, headbands, wristbands, scrolls, and all their movies
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Um…at one point I was obsessed with gaara
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? neither
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SASUNARU!!I LOVELLS IT!!(does happy dance)
9. Which team is your favorite? Team gai, lee is Filarious
10. Do you support the obito theory? (tobi-obito)no…well at first but just not anymore, I mean look at the facts it’s not possible to me
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yes, one it’s proven and two it’s soooo obvious even I figured it out!
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Tie between hidan, deidara, and tobi they’re all so funny to me
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke, even if he is a bastard sometimes (coughs) all the time…
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Yep! And my pen-pal from japan(yes I have one!) she tells me where their at and what not sometimes and she sent me clips early I love her!!
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yep, waiting for the others so I can buy them.
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Um…sometimes, but I know people with it so not really
17. Sub or dub? I’ve never seen a dub of any anime, except sailor moon and I don’t plan to.
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? In the middle, sometimes I can’t stand her other times I think she’s ok. Waahhh I can’t decide:(
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? funny
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yep yep
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Sexy Beast most defiantly
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku he’s not a boy, I refuse to believe it!
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Both he is weirdly awesome!!
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? …iruka, yep don’t know why I just think it’s be filarious
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? YES!
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? YEAH!...maybe not good but yes, yes I do
27. Do you like lemons? Um…(blushes) their ok, limes are fine though
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? A little, they think I’m crazy.
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? HELL YES!!
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Almost
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? my baby cousin!! She loves it, she’s 11 it’s funny to watch her scream at sasuke on the screen (she’s pro-sasunaru:)
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?...I can’t draw well
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' No, but my friend nacelle got caught drawing sasuke and naruto..uh…doing naughty things to each other, it was funny
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? My life revolves around fantasy so yes. Grades, I’m in all ap classes
Sadist: it shocks me too
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? nope. My job pays lots
Sadist: she’s babied and everyone buys it for her
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? …no…well maybe just to see what’s so fascinating bout it
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? There’s a theory on that?!
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. Nope
Sadist: she doesn’t wanna scar people for life
Masochist: WOULD YOU GO AWAY ALREADY!!
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? No, I can’t see sasuke as sexy.period.
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Um…in my head
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Hmm…maaaaaybeeeee
Masochist: here's sadist it took me two hours to get her to answer them!!
THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? kisame, kiba and neji.
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? Sasunaru, itadei, kibahina, nejitenten.
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi.
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Once. Sasuke. new year’s party.
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Five posters, all the books so far, anime, plushies of every character, headbands, wristbands, scrolls, and all their movies…
Masochist: we share!!
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? No.
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? neither
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? sasunaru
9. Which team is your favorite? …I don’t have one
10. Do you support the obito theory? (tobi-obito)no.
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yes, it has been proven.
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Kisame.
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? pro-sasuke.
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Yes
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yes.
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Yes.
17. Sub or dub? Sub.
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? I could care less, I don’t pay attention to her.
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Annoying as hell.
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? …
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Neji.
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Weird.
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Hinata.
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Obviously.
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yes.
27. Do you like lemons? YES!!(screams and claps hands)…you didn’t see that
Masochist: (hides camera) right no one…but they will, MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No.
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yes.
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? No.
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?...renee.
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? I do not draw people. I draw scenery.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' No, but nacelle has.
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? No.
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? yes…yet I own none of it, strange isn’t it renee?
Masochist: (runs away laughing)
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? …no…well maybe just to see what’s so fascinating bout it
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? That’s impossible whoever came up with the theory was an idiot.
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. No.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? …no comment
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? No.
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? No.
Masochist: this is so true!!
Friends or best friends
FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink
BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa
BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAM we really messed up
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number
BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BESTFRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough
BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste
FREINDS: Will ignore this
BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit
FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall
BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain
BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected
BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
FRIENDS: When you get thrown in jail will come bail you out
BESTFRIENDS: will be in there with you going "Damn, we fucked up."
Masochist: k I was listening to make damn sure by taking back sunday and then it hit be...like trying to toss a pizza in the air and having it hit you face type thing, this song is soooo meant for sasuke and naruto!! I started freaking out when I realized it and deticated it to them and now I practically go pyscho fan girl mode every time I hear it!! as you can see I'm obsessed but if you haven't listened to it you should and see what I mean
Sadist: you sound like a crazy person
Masochist: and proud of it!!I mean with out us crazies what would you normal people do
Sadist: be bored.