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Joined 10-27-08, id: 1727068, Profile Updated: 06-12-13

Just a complicated simple gal raising 5 kids, 12 sea monkeys, 2 gatos and a herd of feral dust bunnies. I read more than is healthy, driving my Dearest Husband to insanity with how slow I am writing my own dribble. Fortunately I adore torturing him (I think he likes it too). When not doing all of that I'm off acting somewhere. theater, independent flicks and that sort of thing. One day I'll be doing it full time, though I may be as old as Methuselah when I get there :)

I'm the slow learner who finally started watching Merlin One week before the 5/13 ending. Yeah, I totally missed the boat. However I did find it, and I cried like someone in my real life world had died. It was ridiculous. But I'll likely do it again every time I watch it. It's hard to start back at the beginning of the series now, knowing how it ends. *sigh* Naturally I turned to FanFic as a way to relieve some of that sadness. Someone, somewhere, is going to write about The Future Kinds return, and I can be a happy gal again. Let me know if you have any personal favs here ;)

Fell in love with the Firefly 'Verse nearly a decade after FOX proved it's inability to actually be a wily fox. Foolish idjuts, you can't stop the signal, sheesh. I fully admit to becoming over involved in story lines and characters that I am merely a fan of. I thoroughly enjoy my worlds of escapism. While finding myself drawn to the darker stories, I am known to fall in love with the comedy. In my perfect world, Wash never dies, Mal and Inara never hook up and there is misadventure and grown up stuffs abounding!

I first came to fanfiction before the Twilight movie came out(and became so grossly campy), and this was my profile from then. Years later I still agree with it, just am no longer drawn to that world. Maybe one day I will be again? "Have discovered an almost fetish like love for OOC Edward, especially the darker more Dominant side. Despise whiny Bella. It's one thing to be humble, another to be obsessed with your own self loathing. Alice is capable of more than shopping like a Kardashian on crack, and Emmett is far more than a meat head. Rosalie really can do better than just being a mechanic and a jealous harpy. I love a fierce momma bear Esme. It makes me tremble to consider what she is capable of if one of her 'children' are threatened. That goes for Carlisle too. He did not spend all those years with the Volturi and not learn a thing or two about being crafty or cunning. And Jasper? He really needs some dialog that does not involve the military or secretly falling in love with Bella/Edward/Rosalie/Emmett/Carlisle/ect... Just because he is an empath does not mean he has to be all Emo all the time.

Perhaps I'm particular? Heh heh yus I am."

All of my writing on FF has been in the form of reviews. 98% of those short and sweet. One day my own lil piece will make it up here, but until then, it is nice to meet ya.

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Ready Made Family by MyLion.MyLamb reviews
After meeting twin bronze haired little boys Bella is forced to come to terms with her past. Can she accept & forgive her past & see what's in front of her to seal her fate. . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 153,828 - Reviews: 5490 - Favs: 3,640 - Follows: 2,737 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Forgetful Reincarnation by ErinNovelist reviews
After the final battle, Merlin gathered his magic and cast a spell to bring everyone who was a part of destiny back so that they could aide Arthur. A thousand years later, the reincarnations are born again, but things did not turn out as planned. Everyone except Merlin remembers. They must get him to recall the past in order to face the newest threat before time runs out.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,225 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Merlin
Breaking Edward by browniechadowes reviews
AH. ExB. A jaded OCD Edward meets clumsy, disordered Bella. Will she be able to push him against his psychological boundaries? Rated M for future lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 77,833 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Neckerchief Chronicles by caldera32 reviews
If it had been a different Arthur he may have been able to appreciate that Merlin's neckerchief was simply his equivalent of a towel. (Or, a collection of shorts exhibiting the many uses of a certain warlock's neck wear. No Slash)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 45,364 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
One Night Stand by eccentric chams reviews
A celebratory night out and a one night stand to remember. She plagued his thoughts, however Edward doesn't read much into it. What happens when things become shockingly serious with the girl from the club? These things aren't supposed to last longer than twenty-four hours and the time frame just took a sharp left turn to forever. [CURRENTLY REVISING & COMPLETING]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,296 - Reviews: 1929 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 2,359 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20145 - Favs: 13,113 - Follows: 5,442 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Forgotten Lives by CarolynneRuth reviews
Merlin had given up on Albion ever happening. But then surprising events began to take place and familiar faces returned, even if they didn't have any memories of Camelot or who they once were but one could only live in hope. A reincarnation fic, except for Merlin because well Merlin had always been around, and far longer than he cared to admit. No slash. Friendship. Some romance.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 190,250 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Eric by DeeDeeINFJ reviews
A retelling of Charlaine Harris' Southern Vampire Mysteries from Eric's POV.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 234,850 - Reviews: 3395 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Of rabbits and sleepy servants by Veilwuarrah reviews
An observant!Arthur contemplates a tired!Merlin's schedule and observes the small signs. Hunting for two. Rabbit for dinner. banter; Oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Merlin - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14519 - Favs: 11,863 - Follows: 5,467 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding Merlin by Stealth Dragon reviews
Merlin has always looked out for Arthur. Now it's Arthur's turn to look out for Merlin. Modern fic. Reincarnation. Gen, friendship.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,896 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Say Live and Let Die by Ultra-Geek reviews
Post 5x13. Agent Arthur Pendragon and his team are the best the Agency has to offer. But their boss has started sending them on search and retrieve missions after odd things, like a broken sword. Then comes Chicago, and suddenly the game has changed.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,993 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Arthur, Merlin
In Deep Water by Niphrehdil reviews
It occured to Arthur - Merlin hadn't been lying. He really couldn't hold his breath as long as Arthur could.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,294 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Dark Dance of Temptation by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
Nominated July 2008 for BEST POV at The Twilight Awards site. AU. Edward challenges his willpower in more ways than one as he and Bella move closer and closer to a wedding that may never be. Edward's POV of 'Becoming Whole'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,510 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Apple Pie by NCB1 reviews
Mal muses on apple pie and other things.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Mal
Young Mal Anthology by NCB1 reviews
This is an anthology of "Young Mal" stories that I wrote a few years ago. She only gets one line in the series, but Mal's Ma was a very important character so I got into her head a bit.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,476 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Mal
Lex Talionis by LJC reviews
An old enemy exacts revenge. Warnings for sexual violence.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 37,892 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Mal, Kaylee - Complete
No More Boundaries by saphira341 reviews
Edward decides he can't resist Bella anymore, so he throws out all of his boundaries. Please Read and Review. It's my first story, but it will get better I promise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 65,565 - Reviews: 1982 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Last Rites by halojones reviews
AU E/B meet under violent circumstances.Surviving that 1st meeting, they navigate a slow road toward friendship, then romance. But obstacles begin to multiply around them and soon the question arises: are these obstacles random or by design - and by whom?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,598 - Reviews: 2411 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 1,819 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Falling Skies by ashmanonar reviews
26 months post BDM - Set in the Coded in Brown 'Verse - Following 3 months after Coded in Brown
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,317 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Mal, River
Diomedeidae by ashmanonar reviews
Albatross, of the biological family Diomedeidae - Oneshot set in the Coded in Brown 'Verse, written from River's POV - Fluffy and smutty. Proceed at own risk. - Most definitely M/R.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Mal, River - Complete
Coded in Brown by ashmanonar reviews
18 months after the BDM, the crew of Serenity picks up a new stray with a hidden past. OC is mine, rest are Joss's M/R, Inara/OC, Z/W, S/K - Please R/R! slightly AU - Wash survived
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,662 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Mal, River - Complete
The Lost by Ultra-Geek reviews
In the blink of an eye, Merlin goes from laughing in the halls of Camelot to lying on the ground, hurt and alone, in an unfamiliar, ruined castle. Now all he has to do is figure out what's happened.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,381 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A Question of Destiny by Alaia Skyhawk reviews
Destiny. For him it is both burden and blessing. How fair that fate lead to that friendship, how cruel that he must lie to protect it. The question being what more will destiny ask of him? What price to obey it? Prequel to A Question of Motives
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 78 - Words: 279,717 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Straight From the Textbooks by weartheseshorts reviews
When Bella is late for her assigned study room, she has no choice but to share the back room with her very hot teacher from high school. Short story. Lemon. All-Human. Bella/Edward. Inspired by Jayeliwood's "Sexy Eddie Contest".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 64,463 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
to the world that never let you be by Imperial Mint reviews
When Arthur notices the scars on Merlin, he sets off to find out why a servant of all people has such marks and discovers that Merlin might not be all that he seems. Arthur/Merlin
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,694 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - [Arthur, Merlin] - Complete
Healing Blood by BellaWriter7 reviews
Post DAG, one vision of how Sookie and Eric find one another. Can Sookie recover from her torture? Is Eric trustworthy? Will their bond survive? Rated M for a reason. Some OC. Lemons galore.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 263,450 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Eric, Sookie
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14432 - Favs: 7,418 - Follows: 5,309 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Next Seven Days by Ultra-Geek reviews
Arthur is told a series of events that will occur over the space of a week. The seventh day will end with magic returning to Camelot, ushered in by the warlock Emrys, either to save the kingdom or destroy it. Arthur has a plan, though. Sort of.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,121 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A Question of a Perfect Day by Alaia Skyhawk reviews
Merlin always seems to get the short end of the stick. Getting beaten up, tortured, or just generally stepped on. Well this time, it's his turn to have a GOOD day #Based on A Question of Motives#
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Knights of Honor by katmom reviews
"Age of Edward" contest entry. Lord Edward is an Honorable Knight on a secret mission, Bella is offered to him as a gift from the Evil Duke Aro. AH/AU/Lemon/M rating/OneShot/Medieval
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,638 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Question of… Gift Wrap? by Alaia Skyhawk reviews
Only in Camelot could Midwinter's Day be this strange... and no one seem to notice #Based on "A Question of Motives"#
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,277 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14257 - Favs: 15,328 - Follows: 8,303 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dances by Pri Maclay reviews
River always dances like she's looking for a partner. WARNING: Date rape.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,533 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Mal, River - Complete
The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3697 - Favs: 3,881 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
My Favorite Accident by Sendmeonmyway reviews
Bella is on her way home from a disastrous meeting with her newly ex-fiancés parents. What happens when she slams head-on into a beautiful stranger’s car and finds herself stranded? Will she be able to get past her jaded life and trust the stranger? E X B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,848 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 1,486 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Now, that was interesting! by rosalindleconte reviews
Edward concern for Bella's human experiences may be about his own regrets at missing out on human sensual experiences... He devises a plan to remediate...What would be on Bella's list? What about Edward's? MATURE sensual exploration, sexual descriptions
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,882 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Bella's Brutal Changing is not a wish come true by rosalindleconte reviews
The Cullens' struggle with Bella's changing which they suspect is the most brutal in vampire history. Each will be scarred. Each will finds their humanity. But will she survive? M for graphic violence, horror, angst, gore to scare the scrap out o'ya..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Bella, Carlisle
Injected by arrowtwilight reviews
Bella was taken away from her family when she was only four years old because she was a 'special human'and now she is a test subject in a secret Volturi lab , but one day one of the experiments go wrong and carlisle is called and with him he brings edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,218 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Trained by Elizabeth4664 reviews
The cullens take random girls and put them into an instuintion abit like "The Island" movie and train them into proper girls who know how to look after men and attendee to being a housewife. Dominate Edward. Alll human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,638 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hear No Evil by BlueSea14 reviews
After over a hundred years alone, a deaf vampire Bella finds the Cullen family. With no memory of her human past, and no way to communicate with the world, how can they help her? Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,077 - Reviews: 1591 - Favs: 2,358 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Running Up That Hill by Cuda77 reviews
Mal's been very stressed out and moody as of late and Kaylee comes up with a cunning plan to cheer him up. Post-BDM, one-shot, M rating is VERY intentional.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2010 - [Kaylee, Mal] - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6008 - Favs: 8,866 - Follows: 5,231 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How bad can it get? by InLustWithEC reviews
Set in New Moon, Bella didn't jump so Alice didn't come back to Forks. Edward felt no need to go to the Volturi. 22 months after they left, Alice is hit with a vision of Bella. It's not pretty. Can she persuade Carlisle to help Bella? Where's Edward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,253 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Royal Engagement by Suzapalooza reviews
Will Sookie have to give up her dreams of finding love and having children when Niall tells her she is the only hope for the fae and must marry an old and powerful vamp she's never met so that the 2 allies will forever be bonded? Begins pre-DUD. AU.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,992 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Sookie, Eric
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8705 - Favs: 5,385 - Follows: 5,096 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Blood Sprinkled Freesia by BloodRedBlossom reviews
What if Edward hadn't been able to hold back this first day? What if he followed Bella home, driven by bloodlust and not able to control his demons? A story of angst, grief, regret and above all love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2553 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Memento Mori by Rosette-Cullen reviews
I guess at some point everyone has to do something long term that they hate or regret every moment of. I happened to be in that situation." How far would you go to insure a safe, realiable future, even if there was pain and cheating involved? M, AH AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,126 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
Dead Ahead by Ann Madison reviews
Sookie attempts to cut all ties with the supernatural world and instead finds herself victim to international vampire politics. Spoilers for ALL books.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 126,823 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Sookie, Eric
It's Better When I Bleed For You by xxSiLvErDrAgOnxx reviews
When Laurent and Bella cross paths in the meadow, Alice sees that Bella doesn't manage to escape before Laurent attacks her and all goes black. But what Alice can't see is the arrival of the pack, interupting Laurent's meal. 80 years later in Chicago...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,693 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 2,415 - Follows: 2,395 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008
It Started With Indecency by StarlightSuccubus reviews
"When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object." - Milan Kundera. Continuation for Indecent Proposal.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,273 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4376 - Favs: 5,088 - Follows: 3,118 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dangerous Affections by wishimight reviews
Edward was taken against his will by the Volturi and forced into the life of an assassin. Bella was orphaned 5 years ago. Their paths cross & sparks fly, but when she becomes his latest target, he must risk it at all to keep everyone alive. ALL HUMAN ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3970 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 2,168 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Of Curses and Cures by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
AU: Edward is finally prepared to begin his medical career—a career ninety-years and four medical degrees in the making. He is, however, anything but prepared for the change that comes with his first patient... Bella Swan.FORMERLY TITLED BEST MEDICINE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,392 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5592 - Favs: 5,142 - Follows: 4,533 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Once Upon A Time, In Therapy by AllyR reviews
How do you feel when your dad forces you into therapy? How do you deal with a boyfriend you can't seem to break up with? What do you do about the mysterious green-eyed boy who seems to hate everyone? Ask Bella Swan. AU, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,522 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stoically Stitched by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Bella's kept a secret that's eaten away at her. After a self-inflicted injury, she's put into a hospital that tests her strength. She'll find out who she can trust, and who she needs to stay away from. A darker fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,545 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
DID by dollegirl reviews
What happens when Bella saves Edward from the clutches of a skank in a coffee shop? He wants her to be his girlfriend of course! The problem is, they only just met. Will she say yes?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,392 - Reviews: 2536 - Favs: 2,640 - Follows: 2,993 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Home by yesimadramaqueen reviews
Sequel to "The love boat" Life on Serenity changes quite a bit, they won't leave her alone, and Mal is always getting himself into these situations. It's a gift. COMPLETE
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Mal, River - Complete
Ring Around the Rosy by twilight-chicka-rob-edward reviews
Bella's little sister Alice gets kidnapped and taken to work in a factory. So Bella goes looking for her. When she finds the factory she finds a bronze-haired monster. She too is kidnapped. DARK Themes. Rape? AU OOC Rated M for a reason! LEMONS! R&R pleas
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,209 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
The love boat by yesimadramaqueen reviews
TOTALLY REVAMPED! REWRITE IN PROGRESS. Everyone has someone and she has no one...or does she? Some things can't be quantified. Eventual Maliver. COMPLETE!
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,604 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Mal, River - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11631 - Favs: 8,556 - Follows: 2,582 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Teach Me to Love by Kapootya reviews
Bella 27; English Professor. Edward 36; Famous novelist. Rosalie 23; Italian heiress. Emmett 25; Football coach. Jasper 21; engineering undergrad student. Alice 27; Fashion Designer. This is their story. BPov, Emotional, Lemons, Human. Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 132,687 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My mistakes were made for you by Miss Baby reviews
Bella and Edward shared a passionate romance during spring break in Florida. Five years later Bella is a single mom living in New York. What happened? Will Bella and Edward ever find their way back to each other again? All human, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 269,343 - Reviews: 2273 - Favs: 3,526 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19474 - Favs: 12,267 - Follows: 5,602 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
No Fear by Starbuck0322 reviews
Kate Beckett is missing and it is up to Detectives Esposito and Ryan and our favourite author to find her. But is Richard Castle prepared for what he is about to find? And what exactly happens when fear takes you over?
Castle - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Indecent Proposal by StarlightSuccubus reviews
EDITED. Multi-millionaire Edward Cullen makes a proposal that Jacob Black can't resist. Written for the SMC Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,273 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Letters to Gramercy by OhMyWord reviews
I reached down; it was a plain, lined sheet of paper. I should have just crumbled it up, I shouldn’t have read the first couple of lines, and I shouldn’t have folded the paper and put it in my jacket pocket.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,369 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
The Finest Wine by behappy101 reviews
Edward discovers the true price of heaven. PERIOD SEQUEL. Dark Edward. MATURE THEMES
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,560 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Summer Of Love, Life Of Consequences by JackieWackie reviews
Bella and Edward make love for the first time... and she gets pregnant. What happens when when the Cullen's think she cheated on Edward? How will she deal?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 26,582 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When We Drove All Night by smellyia reviews
He watched and was there whenever she needed him and she thought he was something while he knew she was everything. She was brilliant, wrong and perfect. AU-Human, OOC. Based on a boy. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,972 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
I would walk 500 miles by Nothingtolose15 reviews
Bella Swan want's to get away, she decided to move in with her dad and brother, and her life goes in a way she'd never expect it to. ALL HUMAN. R/R! CHAPTER 38 up now! the final chapter! SEQUEL POSTED.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 111,811 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hurt by WinndSinger reviews
What if Bella wasn't beautiful when she first met Edward? Shy, scared, alone, and hurt Bella comes to Forks at the request of Dr. Carlisle Cullen, who thinks he can help her battered legs regain their strength when other doctors have failed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,024 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward's POV: Renesmee's Birth by CullenLove002 reviews
I figured since we have both Bella and Jacob's point of views on Renesmee's birth, we might as well have Edward's also. Completely and 100%ly true to what happened in the book, DISCLAMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT OR ANY OF THE SEREIES.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Meteor by BasicallyRed reviews
New Moon from Edward's perspective, this story is following in Stephenie Meyer's Midnight Sun footsteps, or at least what I believe they were, I have not read the draft. See what happens to Edward when he leaves Bella... and his world tumbles into darknes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,943 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Edward, Bella
Unwrapped by JoVersify reviews
All Bella wants for Christmas is to be immortal and The Cullens are gonna give it to her! First fanfic foray - For jandco & WtVoC's A Very Cullen Christmas Contest. One-shot. Read this flaming pile of excrement at your own risk! TONS OF RIDICULOUS CITRUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,051 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Power Surge by Eulalie reviews
REPOST "Kiss me once again, the last, long kiss, until I draw your soul within my lips and drink down all your love." Sequal to "Black Out"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,691 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Bella, Edward
Cake by goldenmeadow reviews
Bella decides to test her newly discovered skills when Edward tricks her into tasting some wedding cake samples. In character, post-Eclipse pre-wedding. Oneshot. Lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2680 - Favs: 3,629 - Follows: 1,691 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Midnight Flame by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
*COMPLETE* The past... it seems so harmless but it's anything but. Bella and Edward have faced it all can they beat this one last block that stands between them and their happily ever after? Threequel to the stories that started with Moonlight Sonata.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,653 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Complete
What She Needs by hammondgirl reviews
During Biology, Edward gets a peek into someone's fantasy staring none other than himself & the one person he finds himself growing increasingly attracted to: Bella. When Bella suddenly begins to feel ill, he offers her a ride home... BxE, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,235 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 176 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
He Will Never Touch You Like This by Edward the Dark Angel reviews
WINNER of DTE Contest! Can gentleman Edward Cullen talk dirty and be romantic at the same time? Read and find out. A jealous, frustrated Edward finally lets loose and gives Bella everything she wants, and then some. There's a plot in there somewhere.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,530 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 200 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Memories or lack thereof by twi-ction reviews
When something in Bella's change goes wrong and she can't remember anything, will Edward be able to capture her heart again before it's too late?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,472 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7703 - Favs: 9,074 - Follows: 2,564 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blue Moon Over Manka's by Cullenista reviews
Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,484 - Reviews: 4090 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Blackout by twi-ction reviews
Jacob's desire to gain revenge on Edward causes him to hurt Bella in the worst possible way and she has to live with the consequences. Warnings: Mature, Bad Jake, Rape, but E/B eccentric the entire way through.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,666 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Pale New Dawn by Sadonis reviews
What if Breaking Dawn had no Nessie? My rewrite of the end of the saga, where Bella never gets pregnant.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Destruction in Desire by AussieEllie reviews
As I stared at the blossoming purple which marred the perfection of my love’s skin, only one word echoed in my mind…Monster. Spoilers for Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Life Stolen by newfoundlove reviews
Sequel to A Heart's Savior. Bella and Edward are happily married, starting on this new chapter of their life together - a baby. Is the tragedy that falls upon them survivable? All Human/AU, Rated M for sexual content and adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,633 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Period by behappy101 reviews
A reality of female life not observed in Twilight. DARK EDWARD. Mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,143 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008
You Could Be Mine by xxSiLvErDrAgOnxx reviews
Edward and Bella's wedding night...Can't tell you anything else 'cause that would ruin the story o.O
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Luxuria by nia-ox reviews
Jasper and Bella are left alone for two days, and when the Cullens come back, Bella has to deal with the aftermath. Bella's POV, my first fan fiction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,256 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Gentleman by J Plash reviews
Edward may be a vampire, but he's still a man. Crack fic of the deliciously spine-tingling kind – Edward's more dubious thoughts as he watches Bella sleep one night shortly before the beginning of New Moon. Warning: extreme tormented-Edward hotness :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
This Protector by edenfalls81 reviews
Sequel to In the Cold Cold Night. Inara tries to get revenge on River. Rated M for violence and mature content. Now Complete!
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,293 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Mal, River - Complete
In the Cold Cold Night by edenfalls81 reviews
River and Mal spend the day together and tragedy finds them. The results will change everything for them both. MalRiver Updated and fixed the cut chapter!
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,982 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Mal, River - Complete
Advent by m.jules reviews
He doesn't know it isn't her idea. She doesn't know how to tell him.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Mal, River
Positive Affirmations by apckrfan reviews
Simon unwittingly altered things for River when sneaking her into the Alliance hospital for the tests. Now, back on Serenity after a spell of not feeling well, River's just completed a very different test and for once isn't too sure what the results mean.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,210 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - River, Mal - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Fever by sillybella reviews
Bella is sick and Edward is worried.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 195 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Exchanging Words by KiaForrest reviews
LightSweet Kaylee & Mal but everyone gets to play in my 'verse OR: In which Captain Dummy encounters a seldom generous universe while thrilling heroics are going on right under his nose. COMPLETE
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,263 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Kaylee, Mal - Complete