Author has written 83 stories for Maximum Ride, Underland Chronicles, Astonishing Adventures of Fanboy and Goth Girl, X-Men: Evolution, Along for the Ride, Truth About Forever, Just Listen, and Halo.
I will not leave you orphans; I will come for you - John 14:18
You can now also find some of my stuff over on archiveofourown. Same account name, just underscores instead of spaces.
Books I've read (more importantly liked) - Most everything by Dessen (save a few), The Thieves like Us series, Fanboy and Goth Girl books, Lord of the Flies (It may be my favorite book of all time), To Kill a Mockingbird, Underland Chronicles (Collins best book series. Hunger Games is crap. It's almost like all the mindless Twilight fans needed something else to do so they all jumped on Collins bandwagon).
I technically like the Maximum Ride series, but the writing for it sucks. Especially after the second book. I mean, you went from a story about kids with wings to environment, everyone be green crap to...is there any real way to describe the randomness of the last few books? If you ever wonder why real authors don't use ghostwriters, just look at what they did to Patterson. It's almost as if the ghostwriters he chose came from the shit section of fanficiton. Or at the very least had the same writing skills.
Quotes to live by:
"Live every week, like it's shark week." - Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock
"I don't believe in the Democratic party or the Republican party, I just believe in parties." - Samantha Jones, Sex and the City
"Sometimes the clothes at GAP Kids are just too flashy so I'm forced to go to the American Girl Store and order clothes for large, colonial dolls." - Angela, The Office
“If I had a gun, with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.” - Michael, The Office
"Couldn't you just laugh until you choke? I wish you would." Bayside, Cold and Blue and Lifeless
"Earth is dying, help me, Jesus." Blink 182, The Anthem, Part 2
"We're not questioning God, just those he chose to carry on his cross." Anberlin, *fin (My favorite song)
"The only thing that's gonna bother me is that you'll all call yourselves my friends." A Day to Remember, You Should Have Killed Me When You Had The Chance
"The ones we need don't know we're there." Armor for Sleep, Dream to Make Believe
"Do the world a favor, stop cutting your arms and slit your throat." - A Day to Remember, Heartless
"What do you need me for? You've got friends galore. And all you'll ever be to me is a stupid lying excuse for a person." - Bayside, Just Enough to Love You (The split album version because the one on Sirens and Condolences sucked. Hard. Like really hard. You'll never convince me why they changed the lyrics to that part.)
"I look to Heaven to save me and you call me naive. Rather be a hopeless lover, than cursed with disbelief." - Anberlin, Type Three
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