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Hey, ppl, sup?
Since you're here, this is some info on me...
Age: Young enough to be gorgeous, old enough to be intelligent.
Likes: anime, video games, music, & fanfiction.net
Dislikes: Preps, weirdos that flirt with me, People that are constantly serious and will not joke around.
InuYasha & Kagome
Miroku & Sango
Sesshomaru & Me
Alice & Jasper
Hime & Emmett (Rosalie is mean!! How dare she insult dogs!)
Carlisle & Esme
Edward & Piper (My bff's OC)
Kikyo & Nobody
Jacob & Zakura
All of the lyrics come from elyrics.com
Choose 10 of your OC's. Or ten of your favorite people (like friends, family, celebrities. Anyone you think is cool). But you can't choose yourself.
1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?
4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?
5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
6) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?
7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
8) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?
9) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
10) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?
11) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
12) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance?
13) Everyone is invited to 2’s and 10’s wedding except for 8. How do they react?
14) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
15) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
16) 1 arrives late for 2’s and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
17) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
19) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. Why are they protesting? What do you do?
20) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
21) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?
22) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
23) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
24) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
25) 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
26) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
27) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
28) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
29) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)
30) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?
Here are 25 ways to annoy your parents
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT SNOG YOU!"
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor.
24. Tap on their door all night
25. When they say a word from a song you know burst into that song
things to annoy your parents even more:
1. take their car keys and put them somewhere else, and when they ask you about it, say "maybe a ghost took it"
2. get a pinata made to look like them
3. when they ask you what their doing, say "existing"
4. whenever they tell you something say "oh my god, no way"
5. when they say the name of a store, say their slogan or sing their song.
6. pretened to vaccum with your imaginary vaccum (don't forget to make noises)
7. when the phone rings, yell at it " HELLO? HELLO? I CAN HEAR YOU! HELLO?
8. put a mouse trap infront of the computer mouse.
9. ask your parent a question, then the next day ask it again, and the next day, etc. until you forget
10. when they yell at you, tell them to use their inside voice.
11. have all of your friends call you in one night. (it really works. i tried this one!! X3)
12. wear a turtle neck and follo them around saying "turtle turtle"
13. speak to them in another language (if you don't know any, either make one up, or use baka(idiot))
14. wear a bucket on your head (i know someone who did it and it works really well)
15. sing everything you say
16. draw a face on a balloon and call it wilson and carry it around, constantly talking to it.
17. fall in love with a wine bottle
18. when their friends come over pretend to be drunk with your wine bottle spouse
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.
If you belive that bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile (There's a bunny in our math class that looks at me and my friends weird... and now I'm scared of math class...)
If you are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this onto your profile (Certified hanyou, to be exact. Yay!!)
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile
If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile (it's fun. you should do so.)
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile
If you cried when Steve Irwin died, copy and paste this in your profile
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If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other that no one else gets, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile
If you think that anime should rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! Sasuke's Baby Girl93, MegaKiraraLover (MKL)(dude, totally), Luna the Valiant (I agree with MKL. That would be AWESOME!!)
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. (hell yeah, definately done that.)
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-two percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the eight percent that would be laughing your ass off.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you like sitting on top of things because your vertically challenged copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against child abuse and animal abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that says "pull" or vice-versa, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever said something to someone that had nothing to do with your current conversation, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and/or your best friend are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and past this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever felt sad for no apparent reason whatsoever, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy and put this into your profile.
If your one of those people that gets excited when you see just two reviews, paste into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, copy and paste this into your profile.
EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
Too many teenagers have smoked or tried Marijuana, if you haven't, put this into your profile.
If you have copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have met your near twin (in resemblance, personality, or both), copy and paste this into your profile. (In my case, both.)
A good friend would bail you out of jail, your best friend would be sitting next to you saying "That was awesome." copy this on your profile if you have a best friend.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this to your profile.
If you feel that sometimes people just try to annoy the Hell out of you for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever had a friend that you liked that pretended to be high just to cheer you up, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever fell asleep during science and drooled on your neighbor's homework, by all means copy, paste and WAKE UP!
If you ever caught a cold next to fire, copy and paste.
If you've ever zoned out during a timed test, only to find the teacher had called 911, copy and paste.
If the police knows you by name, and greets you with, "What are you up to this time?", copy, paste, and consider fleeing to Mexico.
If your best friend got drunk and decided to call you "Kitty" even though you don't like it, copy, paste, and hold the vodka.
If you know your friends are reading the stupidest one of these copy and paste lines and laughing at you, copy, paste and join the laughter.
If you hear voices in your head and insist that one of them persuaded you to light the couch on fire, copy, paste, and don't touch those matches.
If your worst threat is "Watch out or you'll end up in my Fanfiction", copy, paste, and consider growing up.
If you have ever woke up and noticed the pillows were missing, then burped up some cotton, copy, paste, and go to therapy.
If you've ever somehow glued your hand to your homework, copy and paste (try not to stick to it though).
I hate Stereotypes (bold what you are)
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "to" and "too". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, Icedragon012990, Night's Fang, OhBrother, Under The Blackened Sky, Kasmik AliSaunden, Luna the Valiant
You know when you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
If you have weird friends put this on your profile.
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, put this on your profile!
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, put this on your profile.
If your profile is way too long, copy this and make it longer.
If every time you here a High School Musical 1 and/or 2, Hannah Montana, or any other Disney channel song you want to bleed from the ears, put this on your profile.
If you're going for the longest profile ever, copy and paste this to your profile... consider it a gift.
If you like scaring people, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Only my friend, and always!)
If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy this onto your profile. (Pervert friend of friend. ONLY Pervert friend of friend. ALWAYS Pervert friend of friend. 24/7.)
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (...)
99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a MySpace and are literally addicted. If you are the 0.5 who thinks MySpace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile. (To use the computer to make friends is the stupidest way to make friends. I like to actually know my friends.)
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. (Those people are crazy. Hello, ever heard of GRAMMAR?!)
If you think that Pokémon is cool, copy this into your profile. (Personal favorite. I LOVE ALL 493 OF THEM!)
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (I’m not afraid to admit it.)
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart, Littlewhisker, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Pinkpelt, Erisna Deathclaw, EeveeCelebi749, Luna the Valiant. (Popularity is one of the last thing on my mind, right next to looking good.)
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. (Someone is gonna die.)
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. (Cool is stupid. Unique is cool.)
If you randomly start singing when people say certain words, copy this into your profile. (I like singing. A lot of people say I’m really good at it. I’m not sure if I can say that’s true. I mean, I didn’t take classes until fifth grade, and yet, at the talent show at my school in fourth grade, everyone one said I was great. Some of my friends even said that I should be on American Idol. WHAT IN THE NAME OF SESSHOMARU?!)
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your skin is almost always cold...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that Twilight is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've reread Twilight over sixty times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
My Favorite Quotes EVER!! (Some may actually be used today...)
I am one of 6 of people that come home everyday to find random fictional characters hanging out at my house. Why is a good question.
"Your computer is full of honey. And you're angry. Isn't it possible that you, unknowingly, or perhaps maliciously, installed the components into a beehive? In that scenario, are not you the aggressor? Let us think on this."
Dr.Cox: Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya', then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch.'.
JD: See Ya!
"I wanna see all your hands in the air, I don't care how stupid you think you look. Rock and roll is about looking stupid. I mean...look at me!"- Amy Lee, August 8th, New Jersey.
Editing nano is like hitting a tree with a shovel. It doesn't accomplish much fast...but eventually the tree dies from bludgeoning.
"I wonder if there's a way to incinerate someone over the phone...care to help me find out?" Mustang from Fullmetal Alchemist
"Gaara was the only person who could scare the shit out of you, in broad daylight, on Christmas, in Disney World." Alchemypoetry from Fanfiction (hey, you gotta admit, what it says tis true.)
"Sorry, God doesn't like me very much. Even if I went to Heaven, he'd probably chase me away!" Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist
"If we don't get caught...we won't get caught." Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist
"Okay, I'm gonna do something slightly illegal now, so you just look the other way for a sec." Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist
"So...um...does it strike you that we've been working our asses off based on a TOTALLY wrong assumption!?" Edward from Fullmetal Alchemist: Crimson Elixer
"Uh, come again? I didn't quite catch that incriminating mumble." Edward from Fullmetal Alchemist: Crimson Elixer
When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in your enemies eyes
Break my Heart I break your neck
Flying is easy just throw yourself at the floor and miss (Not responsible for any injuries sustained from throwing self at floor)
You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor
Sometimes violence is the only way to get what you want
Life isn't passing me by it's trying to run me over
I know I seem mean but it's because I don't like you
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
You're intoxicated by my very presence
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
Amatures built the ark. Profssionals built the titanic...
those who dont learn from history are doomed to repeat it
There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.
Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.
Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up
If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
Love comes in many colors
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Dying is a very dull, and dreary affair, my suggestion to you is to have nothing to do with it.
Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
Love your enemies! It really pisses them off!
A posititve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
The voices in my head don't like you
Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas
A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."
Some people are like slinkies...they're not good for anything but it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
If you were me... I'd be ugly!
You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you!
Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional
Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.
You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never have.
Bella: "It's...a cow."
Why the hell do people tell me to have a nice day? Maybe I want to have a bad one.
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
AV is Addicted to Vampires
LES is Love Edward Syndrome
WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome
I’ve developed a weird habit of biting people.
I keep trying to kidnap Jasper, but Alice is always at his window with a bat. How does she kn…ohhh, right!
All I want is a gorgeous, immortal, cold, silver Volvo owner that sparkles in the sunlight and bites me…is that too much to ask for?
Blondes may have more fun, but Edward prefers Brunettes! Yay, I'm a brunette!!
I have been diagnosed with OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder.
Before Bella Swan moved here, we all thought he was gay.
You haven’t read Twilight? Go shoot yourself in the foot!
Like you don’t gasp every time you see a silver Volvo.
Screw being a princess, I want to be a vampire!
Every time a guy ignores me, I know it’s just because he’s a vampire in love with me, and he is too polite to drink my blood.
Ya, cause I'm just cool like that.
· If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
· I like work, It fascinates me! I can sit and look at it for hours.
· I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
· Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
· Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
· Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have
· The world will end tomorrow (unless postponed by rain).
· I'm smiling. This should scare you.
· Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
· I was wondering why Frisbees got bigger as they got closer. Then it hit me.
· God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the weaponry to make the difference.
· Angry people need hugs (or sharp objects).
· The funniest thing about this message is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything, its too late for you to stop reading it, you flippin' retard!
· By the time you read this you've already read it.
· If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
· We have women in the military, but they don’t put us in the front lines. They don’t know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, ‘You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms’
· Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read
· You can get every other flavor except coffee-flavored coffee! They got mochaccino, they got chocaccino, frappaccino, rappaccino, Al Pacino, what the hell?!
· There are times when I think you're the most beautiful girl in the world, and there are times when I'm sober
· Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos
· Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
· All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism
· How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
· Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
· Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
· "You'd think they'd be at least one smart person on the Earth other than the ones who have filed for insanity..."
· "If Tylenol, Duck Tape, and a Band Aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem."
· "A wise man once said, "I don't know - go ask a woman."
· "IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN!"
· “We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.”
· I won’t be surprised to find that when the world goes crazy I’ll be considered sane. Until then, fuck you.
· “Try not to let your mind wander. It’s too small to be outside on its own.”
· "I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
· Holy Shit! My House is on fire! Hmmm…Marshmallows…”
· “Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.”
· "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."
· Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity just got blamed for it.
· Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
· To error is human, to seek revenge is divine.
· When life gives you lemons, throw them back at em and say 'make your own damn lemonade!'
· "Heaven didn't want me and Hell thinks I'll take over."
· “Destroy is such a strong word! I prefer ‘redecorated for free’.”
· "A good friend will bail you out of jail. Your best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying 'That was freakin awesome!'"
· "It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me."
· "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it.
· Jesus loves you. The rest of us think you're an idiot.
· If life hands you lemons today, smile and give thanks. Then, when life isn't looking, give him a quick knee to the groin. That'll teach 'em.
· Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
· Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"
· Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."
· I have PMS and a handgun. Any Questions?
· Insane people never know that they're insane. It's the sane ones you have to worry about. Because they know they're insane. And they know how to use it.
· When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate.
· "If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... and then find someone who's life has given them Vodka, and have a party."-
· "The voices in your head are not real but they still have some really great ideas"-
· A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
· You say i'm a bitch like its a bad thing.
· i'm the person your mother warned you about.
· guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?
· All men are animals. Some just make better pets.
~Any body who looks at my friends doesn't have to ask why I'm insane.
~Why do some people sing in the shower, yet get stage fright? We can hear them from the other end of the house...
~Why do we give little kids those Barbie dolls? Last I checked bulemia and anorexia were bad things...
~Osuwari!! (Sorry, somebody had to say it.)
~What in the name of Sesshomaru just happened?
And if you actually made it to the bottom of my page, congrats, you either are really bored or have no life. Have a horrible day! (Or not... some people prefer good ones. cough, Crazies, cough)
If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT. Obsessed.with.writing, Jasper1006, Shy Saya
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you read in bed until past 3 in the morning, put this on your profile!
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your day isn't complete until you've terrified a complete stranger, copy and paste this into your profile.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. If you are a rabid fan of Avatar: The Last Airbender, copy and paste this into your profile, or Ozai will GET YOU
If you are a rabid fan of Avatar: The Last Airbender, copy and paste this into your profile, or Ozai will GET YOU
If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you laugh about how you laugh. Crazy is when you read books of essays a book you like. Crazy is when you chase a random person all over the place and then say "Tag You're it!" when you finally catch them. Crazy is chatting with your best friend, and only saying one word the entire time (i.e. Lunari: Candy!
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Emy Em Em, Kiska King, ButWhyIsAllTheRumAlwaysGone?, goody goody gumdrop 06,poniescheerleader1993 (when i'm extremely bored), ghilliekitten, Wildimagination (When I have time), Pepipanda, Saphire Moon Maiden, Luna the Valiant.
65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then copy and paste this to your Profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
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If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your first and/or last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.
If you often laugh maniacally around many people, please copy and paste this into your profile.
If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are always the last picked in gym class, and if you don't care, please copy and paste this into your profile.
If your teachers say you're too smart for your own good, please copy and paste this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.
If you are sometimes anti-social, but still really personable, copy this to your profile.
If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (cough-dish washer-cough!) copy and paste this to your profile
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.