Author has written 3 stories for Song of the Lioness, Artemis Fowl, and Sherlock Holmes.
This came from the profile of slytheriangirlandproud and I mostly agree with her
Woah, you need to calm down, past me. Here's to putting all that ship-hating behind us, eh?
I mean, I'm a total slash fan now, but there's no excuse for hating on ships just because you don't like them. So, yeah. Bad, past me! Bad!
Sorry Drarry and Harmony and Sirimus fans. If it helps, sometimes I'm one of you now!
Ginny/Luna is my OTP forever, by the way. Well, and Destiel. But that's another fandom for another time, chickaroo.
Saddest Deaths In DH:
1. Remus Lupin. Because he had just started getting his life together, he had a wife, a kid, and then he died. And he was the last Marauder. sniff
2. Fred Weasley. Because he left a twin behind.
3. Dobby. Because he died in Malfoy Manor. It was like if Sirius had died in Grimmuld Place.
4. Colin Creevy. Because he was too young.
5. Severus Snape. Because he never really lived.
Best Points In DH:
1. Molly killing Bellatrix. HOW COOL WAS THAT?? BEST SCENE EVER!! If that's not in the DH movie, I will be so dissappointed.
2. The way the Bloody Baron, the Grey Lady and the snitch had significance in the end. It's just so amazing how it all tied in in the end. Like how in the first book Hagrid says that he borrowed the moterbike from Sirius, but we don't think about it again untill the thrid one, except way better because they came through all seven books.
3. Harry having the vision of his parents murders. This was just so cool. Really, really sad, but cool.
4. Hermione beating up Ron when he comes back. He deserved it, running out on them like that! Prat.
5. The whole parseltounge thing being usefull. How cool would it be to be a parseltounge? I mean, seriously
Some test said:
The sorting hat says that I belong in Gryffindor!
Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name."
Students of Gryffindor are typically brave, daring, and chivalrous.
1st Gryffindor (Brave! And good at quiditch..)
2nd Hufflepuff (Loyal and Patient)
3rd Ravenclaw (:( I'm dumb lol)
4th Slytherian (My freinds would say I belong here...)
You know you're a Harry Potter fan when:
You stay up all night reading the books.
You get emotional when you read about all the deaths in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. :'( Lupin...And Fred...And Tonks. -sob-
You cry when Sirius Black dies. :'(
You constantly curse Voldemort (or J.K Rowling) for killing your fave characters
You close the book (or almost close it) when Hermione and Ron kiss because you are grinning too much.
You talk about it all the time.(DEFIANTLY! I got SO excited when one of my friends started reading Harry Potter)
You start a band with your friends. And write songs. About Harry Potter. (No, can't say I do that. Or the next one for that matter)
You are a wrocker.
You write this list because you wanna talk about how much you love Harry Potter. (What's there not to love?)
Weird stuff, bout my name/names?
1.YOUR REAL NAME: Samantha
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: Samizzle. Thats actually kinda cool! Samizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Fox (frickin awesomene)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Maria Selie
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):Avi-Sa-Aez
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Slurpie
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Elmieja ??
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Rena (:P Glad I'm not part of witness protection)
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Shadow (LOL.)
Funny Quotes And random things:
-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
-I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
-they say "guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood ther and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people.
-so, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
-yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet
-save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.
-when Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?
-when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
-when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
-i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
-if asteroids are in the hemisphere, and hemroids are on your ass, why are they named the way they are?
-the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide
-your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend
-if electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from? (Hehe MORONS! For those of you who didn't figure it out...Go me for pointing out the obvious!)
-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?
-you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you jump off a cliff, i laugh even harder
-everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
-The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
-When in doubt, make up words!
-Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
-If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!
-Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
-Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes! (Awesome!!)
-the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! (...No, we're all insane. They made me that way!!)
-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
-A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
-Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!
-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
-What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...
-If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.-I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
-Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now
-WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
-If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
-Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.
-I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!
-Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
-Welcome to the internet, pants optional.
"You can't always argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention." -Brom, Eragon
And Now some quotes by my fovorite (at the moment) band: Aerosmith
Firstly, everyones favorite Big-Mouthed Singer, Steven Tyler
After firing Megadeath as their opening act, Steven Tyler was quoted as saying: "We would like to help you out. Which way did you come in?"
"People used to ask me, 'What do you reckon you'll be doing when you're 40?', and I told 'em 'rocking out and kicking ass!' Now it's 'What do you reckon you'll be doing at 60?' and the answer's exactly the same. I'm always going to love Jimi Hendrix - 'Purple Haze' will still give me a hard-on when I'm hooked up to a life-support machine. Hey, even when I'm dead, they're going to have a hell of a job nailing the coffin lid down."
"You have no idea how much it costs to look this cheap."
"I'd met Mick Jagger years ago when he invited me to his house in Malibu, but back then I was too gagged to my fucking ear lobes in coke and Tuinals. I was barely in shape to knock on the door. But this time it was very beautiful. The limo pulled into his tent in the tent city, and he had a crib there for his daughter. We hugged, and I told Mick, 'You don't know what it means to be standing here with you after all these years. It's amazing, because I woke up this morning and I got my weekly report from the office, and right next to Aerosmith at Number Two in airplay R&R is the Stones album at Number One.' Of course, deep inside I'm thinking to myself, 'And watch out, because we're going to knock you right off the charts, motherfucker.' "
"Hey, man, if anyone ever tried to smack any of the 5 of us,they'd be shot."
"My get up and go has not got up and went."
I don't buy into this idea that you're not supposed to rock 'n' roll after a certain date. I'm looking to be the lounge act on the space shuttle so I can sing "Walk This Way" on the ceiling.
To be creative you gotta be a child. You gotta be true to the crib.
I live for CAN-ing other people's can'ts.
Talk to yourself and you'll hear what you want to know.
(what ST wants on his Tombstone)Here lies Tyler, the Demon of Screamin', Who never woke up from the Dream he was Dreamin' Until oneday he drank some magic potion--Now all that's left is Sweet Emotion.
Slash looks like Joe, Joe looks like Keith, I look like Mick, Mick looks like a black man, black man invented the blues, blues had a baby and names it rock n' roll, and dude looks like a lady an all that other stuff.
(During the song Stop Messin' at a concert) "On the guitar, musical alchemist, playing and singin his ass off, Mr. Joe Fucking Perry!"
As Steven Said, though put simpler,Joe Perry (Lead Guitar)
'I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.'- Scott Adams
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