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Author has written 3 stories for Song of the Lioness, Artemis Fowl, and Sherlock Holmes.

This came from the profile of slytheriangirlandproud and I mostly agree with her

Woah, you need to calm down, past me. Here's to putting all that ship-hating behind us, eh?

I mean, I'm a total slash fan now, but there's no excuse for hating on ships just because you don't like them. So, yeah. Bad, past me! Bad!

Sorry Drarry and Harmony and Sirimus fans. If it helps, sometimes I'm one of you now!

Ginny/Luna is my OTP forever, by the way. Well, and Destiel. But that's another fandom for another time, chickaroo.

Saddest Deaths In DH:

1. Remus Lupin. Because he had just started getting his life together, he had a wife, a kid, and then he died. And he was the last Marauder. sniff

2. Fred Weasley. Because he left a twin behind.

3. Dobby. Because he died in Malfoy Manor. It was like if Sirius had died in Grimmuld Place.

4. Colin Creevy. Because he was too young.

5. Severus Snape. Because he never really lived.

Best Points In DH:

1. Molly killing Bellatrix. HOW COOL WAS THAT?? BEST SCENE EVER!! If that's not in the DH movie, I will be so dissappointed.

2. The way the Bloody Baron, the Grey Lady and the snitch had significance in the end. It's just so amazing how it all tied in in the end. Like how in the first book Hagrid says that he borrowed the moterbike from Sirius, but we don't think about it again untill the thrid one, except way better because they came through all seven books.

3. Harry having the vision of his parents murders. This was just so cool. Really, really sad, but cool.

4. Hermione beating up Ron when he comes back. He deserved it, running out on them like that! Prat.

5. The whole parseltounge thing being usefull. How cool would it be to be a parseltounge? I mean, seriously

Some test said:

The sorting hat says that I belong in Gryffindor!

Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name."

Students of Gryffindor are typically brave, daring, and chivalrous.

My rankings were:

1st Gryffindor (Brave! And good at quiditch..)

2nd Hufflepuff (Loyal and Patient)

3rd Ravenclaw (:( I'm dumb lol)

4th Slytherian (My freinds would say I belong here...)

You know you're a Harry Potter fan when:

You stay up all night reading the books.

You get emotional when you read about all the deaths in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. :'( Lupin...And Fred...And Tonks. -sob-

You cry when Sirius Black dies. :'(

You constantly curse Voldemort (or J.K Rowling) for killing your fave characters

You close the book (or almost close it) when Hermione and Ron kiss because you are grinning too much.

You talk about it all the time.(DEFIANTLY! I got SO excited when one of my friends started reading Harry Potter)

You start a band with your friends. And write songs. About Harry Potter. (No, can't say I do that. Or the next one for that matter)

You are a wrocker.

You write this list because you wanna talk about how much you love Harry Potter. (What's there not to love?)

Weird stuff, bout my name/names?

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Samantha

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: Samizzle. Thats actually kinda cool! Samizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Fox (frickin awesomene)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Maria Selie

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):Avi-Sa-Aez

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Slurpie

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Elmieja ??

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Rena (:P Glad I'm not part of witness protection)

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Shadow (LOL.)

Funny Quotes And random things:

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...

-they say "guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood ther and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people.

-so, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

-yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet

-save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.

-when Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?

-when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

-when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

-i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

-if asteroids are in the hemisphere, and hemroids are on your ass, why are they named the way they are?

-the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

-your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend

-if electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from? (Hehe MORONS! For those of you who didn't figure it out...Go me for pointing out the obvious!)

-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

-you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you jump off a cliff, i laugh even harder

-everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...

-The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

-When in doubt, make up words!

-Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.

-If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

-Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!

-Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes! (Awesome!!)

-the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! (...No, we're all insane. They made me that way!!)

-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

-A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

-Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...

-If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.-I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

-Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now

-WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

-If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.

-Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.

-I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

-Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

-Welcome to the internet, pants optional.

"You can't always argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention." -Brom, Eragon

And Now some quotes by my fovorite (at the moment) band: Aerosmith

Firstly, everyones favorite Big-Mouthed Singer, Steven Tyler

After firing Megadeath as their opening act, Steven Tyler was quoted as saying: "We would like to help you out. Which way did you come in?"

"People used to ask me, 'What do you reckon you'll be doing when you're 40?', and I told 'em 'rocking out and kicking ass!' Now it's 'What do you reckon you'll be doing at 60?' and the answer's exactly the same. I'm always going to love Jimi Hendrix - 'Purple Haze' will still give me a hard-on when I'm hooked up to a life-support machine. Hey, even when I'm dead, they're going to have a hell of a job nailing the coffin lid down."

"You have no idea how much it costs to look this cheap."

"I'd met Mick Jagger years ago when he invited me to his house in Malibu, but back then I was too gagged to my fucking ear lobes in coke and Tuinals. I was barely in shape to knock on the door. But this time it was very beautiful. The limo pulled into his tent in the tent city, and he had a crib there for his daughter. We hugged, and I told Mick, 'You don't know what it means to be standing here with you after all these years. It's amazing, because I woke up this morning and I got my weekly report from the office, and right next to Aerosmith at Number Two in airplay R&R is the Stones album at Number One.' Of course, deep inside I'm thinking to myself, 'And watch out, because we're going to knock you right off the charts, motherfucker.' "

"Hey, man, if anyone ever tried to smack any of the 5 of us,they'd be shot."

"My get up and go has not got up and went."

I don't buy into this idea that you're not supposed to rock 'n' roll after a certain date. I'm looking to be the lounge act on the space shuttle so I can sing "Walk This Way" on the ceiling.

To be creative you gotta be a child. You gotta be true to the crib.

I live for CAN-ing other people's can'ts.

Talk to yourself and you'll hear what you want to know.

(what ST wants on his Tombstone)Here lies Tyler, the Demon of Screamin', Who never woke up from the Dream he was Dreamin' Until oneday he drank some magic potion--Now all that's left is Sweet Emotion.

Slash looks like Joe, Joe looks like Keith, I look like Mick, Mick looks like a black man, black man invented the blues, blues had a baby and names it rock n' roll, and dude looks like a lady an all that other stuff.

(During the song Stop Messin' at a concert) "On the guitar, musical alchemist, playing and singin his ass off, Mr. Joe Fucking Perry!"

As Steven Said, though put simpler,Joe Perry (Lead Guitar)

(On videos) "It's weird but it's part of the game now, part of the industry. Unfortunately there's a lot of other things going on that will make it a hit besides if it's a great song...I've gotten so I like to do videos. I get a charge out of it.We put the same sense of humor and "fuck you"-ness that we put into the music. They've taken on a life of their own."

"These days it's almost like a lot of kids get into bands because they want to get rich and famous, but when we started this band that wasn't really part of it. I never envisioned what I was doing as part of a career. We weren't even aware of all the stuff that came with it. We just looked at the bands that we idolized - like the Yardbirds - and we were blown away by how they could play. All we wanted to do was play like that, to be a great band like that."

(When asked if he is ever embarrassed or annoyed by Steven) "Constantly! Constantly. All of the above! But you know, that's what's great about it. There's a brother thing going on there. We've been through so much together. He forgives me for my stoicism and my hard-headedness, and I likewise do the same with his flamboyance. I mean, he only hits me with the microphone like once or twice a tour. And he regrets it when he does! But it's fun watching him, and it's just not in my nature to do that. I suppose if it was up to me, we'd wear black suits and sunglasses and just stand there and play. Oh man, he definitely gets dressed in the closet with the light off."

"You know, I definitely enjoy it, to be this close to that kind of insanity every day."

"Steven and his band were loud and obnoxious, behaving like rock stars are supposed to behave - especially when they're in a little town and nobody knows how not-so-big they are. They'd come into the Anchorage (the ice cream parlor that he worked at as a teen) and throw food and shit and I'd have to clean up after them."

"Don't tell me what to do, I am having fun!"

Steven and I stood on the stage at the Boston Garden after the Stones had just played there and the stage was still up. We had been playing cards, maybe a high-school dance, to 400 or 500, maybe a thousand. We just stood on the stage and thought, 'Well,man,maybe someday.' In 4 years that was OUR stage."

From the crowds we've played for, from the very beginning until now, they all get off when we're singing 'Come Together'--'One thing I can tell you is you got to be free.' The kids go nuts when you say that. It's a tribal thing. Rock-n-Roll is about freedom. Even if the kids arent there just to hear the band, it's a meeting place. The lights go down, they get anonymous, some of them go a little nuts, but it's okay."

"I don't need to speak...I play the guitar!"

"My sense of humor gets out of hand sometimes, which really bugs the hell out of Steven. He'd like me yo play straight-ahead rhythms, but I like to make a lot of noise and shit."

Tom Hamilton (Bass Guitar)

"I think what we wanted to do, without ever really saying it, was to be the American equivalent of all the great British bands like Cream, the Yardbirds and Led Zeppelin. They were all so classy and powerful sounding. We couldn't think of an American band like that. We wanted to be the first one."

"I think I deserve to ask MTV a question. Do I have any roast Beef in my teeth?, I just ate."

Joey Kramer (Drummer)

"Steve's really funny. Like, he's got three or four grand tied up in a stereo system with four-track recorders in his living room and he sleeps on the floor on a pillow. He doesn't have a bed!" --Joey Kramer (He later bought Steven a bed as a gift)

Brad Whitford (Rythm)

It's to easy to do something different, the challenge is to stay in your own space, and keep it good. That's the hard part - Brad Whitford, Toronto Star, 1997

Ever wonder...

where we are headed...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?

Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!

-So I was like Avada Kadavra and he was like Dead

- I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret.

- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar

- I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

- I will not scare the Arythmancy students with my calculas book

- Dear Harry, I hate you, Love Voldy

- When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.

- This icon is off trying to shut Percy in a pyramid.

-Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked infront of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy

-I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office

-I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!

-Professer Flitwick's name is not Yoda

-I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class

-If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

-Neville: OMG I killed Harry Potter

(somewhere in the distance)

Voldemort: Nooooo! I wanted to do it! sob

-Draco: I mock you with my spirt fingers!

-I stalked a death eater and all i got was this lousy potions master!

-I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand

-I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing

-I will not follow potions intstructions in reverse order just to see what happens

-I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals

-I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween

-I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton

-Sirius Black

escaped askaban...

evaded death eaters...

outwitted ministry...

killed by drapery.(NO HE WASN'T, SIRIUS DIDN'T DIE!)

-I have a lot to live up to you know. There are so many Gryffindors' to tourture, and my minions can't do all the work. That's why I need milk. Because, ferrets with strong bones bounce a lot higher. GOT MILK? Draco Malfoy

-A puppie dies everytime someone shipps Harry/Hermione

(no offence to those who enjoy this type of writing, we just saw it on an icon, thought it was funny, and put it here

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good freind never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best freind Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good freind Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best freind Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

A good freind Asks you to write down your number. A best freind Has you on speed dial.

A good freind Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best freind Loses your junk and tells you, "My's a tissue."

A good freind Only know a few things about you. A best freind Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good freind Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best freind Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

A good freind Would knock on your front door. A best freind will Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good freind hides me from the cops. A best freind is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good freind lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best freind is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good freind is only through school/college. A best freind is for life.

Some Really, Really Random stuff:

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

This is the longest, grammatically correct, non-punctuated sentence that one can make with only one word. Buffalo can mean: 1) prop. noun- a city in New York 2) noun- an animal 3) verb- to pester, annoy, or confuse

To make sense of this, replace definition two with 'people' and definition three with 'intimidate.'

Buffalo people (whom) Buffalo people intimidate (also) intimidate Buffalo people.

Courtesy of William J. Rapaport from the University of (where else?) Buffalo!

You know you live in 2008 if:

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a
screenname or my space

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing
the buttons on the TV

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!


You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if the Marauders played paintball? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer! (I actually wrote about that. See chapter 15 of Marauders.)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (Odly enough these two things don't keep me awake. I can down a Mountian Dew and go of to sleep.)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once I accidently pulled a key of while I was thinking about something.)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Copy and paste if:

98 percent of teenagers have or are smoking. If you are part of the 2 percent that are not.

92 percent of teens would stop breathing if Abrocrombie and Finch told them it was cool not to. If you are part of the 8 percent that would just laugh at them.

If you cried more than twice reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, please copy and paste this into your profile. Nothin' to be ashamed of. (in fact, I cried about fourteen times (maybe more that I can't think of): when Hedwig died, when Moody died, when Dobby died, when Fred died, when he walked into the hall and saw Tonks and Remus, when he used the Resurrection Stone, when Snape died, all throughout Snape's Pensieve, when Harry was hit with the killing curse and when Hagrid called out, when Harry was walking through the forest, After Harry comes back from the whole King's Cross thing, when McGonagall Ron Hermione and Ginny screamed, and of course, when it ended. Yes, I am pathetic. But I'm proud.)

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself beter with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, 14hp1

If you have only written Harry Potter related fanfics, and that will probabaly never change, copy/paste this into your account.

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. (A/N: Beatles will ALWAYS remain, and I'm NOT from the sixties, seventies OR eighteis its TRUE I TELL YOU)

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile, and list who it was you know. Like this: 14hp1, my 5th grade teacher, Mr. McInvale.

1. Remus Lupin

2. Sirius Black

3. Lily Evans (The first)

4. James Potter (the first)

5. Ron Weasley

6. Luna Lovegood

7. Harry Potter

8. Hermione Granger

9. Neville Longbottom

10. Ginny Weasley

Have you read a 5/10 fic before?

No haven't read any Ron/Ginny -shudders-

Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

I, personaly, don't because we are both girls. But I'm sure James Potter could tell you how hot he thinks she is.

What do you think would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

If Luna got Remus pregnant? I don't think it happens that way but I s'pose there would be an upset Tonks. LOL Luna Lupin.

Do you recall any good fics about 9?

Good fics about Neville? Yeah I can think of one, its a one shot that has something to do with the gum wrappers Nevillle's mom gives him. It might be in my fav stories, I'm not sure what it's called. Maybe, 'Wrappers'?

Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

Harry and Sirius? No I don't think they'd make a very good romantic couple, no. I think they'd make a good father/son relationship though.

What is a better couple? 4 and 8 or 4 and 9?

James and Hermione or James and Neville? I'd have to say JP/HG. But that's not very likely as James was practically in love with Lily his whole life and he didn't live when Hermione did...

What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

If Harry discovered Lily and Hermione in a secret relationship? I would imagine something like, "Mum you're alive!" and then much freaking out.

Make a twenty word summary for a 2 and 6 fic.

Sirius and Luna? Hmm...I dunno something to do with a reckless biker and a loony creature person. LOL

Is there such thing as a romantic fluff story for 4 and 10?

James and Ginny? No, I've never read one.

Suggest a title for a 1 and 5 hurt/comfort fic.

Remus and Ron? I have no idea. I really suck at titles. I dunno, 'A Werewolf and A Weasley'? Merlin, that's bad. (I said 'Merlin' on purpose)

What kind of plot would you use for 4 and 1?

James and Remus? A Marauder fic, for sure. Maybe when James first becomes and animagus and he joins Remus during his transformation.

Does anyone on your friends list read 7 and 9 slash?

My friends don't read Fanfiction (weirdos J/K!) but I don't think they'd read Nevile/Harry. Are there even any Fics like that?

You love hoodies. Yep
You love jeans. Yes, I am wearing them now
Dogs are better than cats. Totally
It's hilarious when people get hurt. Oh yeah, as long as they're ok
You've played with/against boys on a team. Yes
Shopping is torture. YES! I hate shopping anywhere except the book store or walmart! ;)
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box. Does Wii, or Game Cube count?
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. Course I did, still have some, though my step brother now own them
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. DS, Still own it have Guitar Hero for it :)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool. Sure
You go to your dad for advice. Sometimes
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. All right
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours. YES

You love to go crazy and not care what people think. SO MUCH FUN
Sports are fun.YES
Talk with food in your mouth. SOMETIMES
Sleep with your socks on at night.

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.YES
Go to your mum for advice. YES
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the colour black.

You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. YEP
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. yep
Like being the star of every thing.

I am a tomboy! Yay!

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Funny Quotes:

- If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.

- All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.

- I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.

- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.

- Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

- They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, 'cause if you just stood ther and yelled BANG, I dont think you'd kill too many people.

- So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

- People are like slinkies; basically useless, but so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

- Children in the dark make accidents. Accidents in the dark make children.

- Closed minds always seem to be connected to open mouths.

- Yeah, I'm a loser, but the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

- Cute but psycho- things even out.

- Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

- I am generally very brave. Today, I just happen to have a headache.

- I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

- I've heard that it's possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

- No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

- 'It's always the last place you look'. Well of course it is! Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it!

- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really, who likes lemons?

- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

- When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

- I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

- I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

- I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

- Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply just being one.

- Why do people always say life is short. Life is the longest damn thing you can do.

- Love your enemies. It pisses them off.

- Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

- I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

- I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! But not my brain- I need that.

- Practice makes perfect. But nobody's perfect, so why practice?

- Nobody is perfect. I am nobody.

- Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

- Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.

- Shit happens. But mostly to me, so dont worry.

- Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!

- Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

- Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried skydiving without a parachute... Or maybe they did. I mean we never really met whoever said it, did we?

- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!

- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.

- I was uncool before uncool was cool.

- Why get high when there are other ways to achieve a smug sense of superiority- sarcasm: my anti-drug.

- Caution: I tend to make wierd faces.

- I like the idea of karma; you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it.

- I used to see a shrink... until she said life isn't for everyone.

- You have one advantage over me: you can kiss my ass. I cant.

- I can resist anything but temptation.

- Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it.

- All those who have telekenesis, raise my hand.

- Why do they steralize the needle for lethal injections?

- How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

- If superman is bulletproof, why does he duck when you throw the gun at him?

- If asteroids are in the hemisphere, and hemroids are on your ass, why are they named the way they are?

- I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

- Money can't buy happiness. It just buys everything you need to achieve it.

- Three wise women would have stopped to ask for directions, got to the stable on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, cooked the dinner, and then there would have been peace on earth.

- The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

- I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

- Don't call me emo, or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain. And then I'll die and it'll be ALL YOUR FAULT.

- Your wierdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

- Tell the truth and run.

- If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?

- Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli', meaning many, and 'tics', as in the bloodsucking creatures?

- If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.

- You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump of a cliff, I laugh even harder.

- Friends will always be like 'well you deserve better'. Best friends will go up to him, infont of all his friends, and say 'it's because your gay, isnt it?'

- A good friend will always bail you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you in the cell saying 'man that was fun!'

- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

- Education is important. school however, is another matter.

- I used to be normal... until I met those freaks i call my friends.

- I dont obssess! I think intensley!

- Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

- Do people even know what 'pro-biotic' and 'omega 3 fatty acids' are? Beacuse the yogurt may taste good, but it sounds pretty gross to me.

- It's not just your family. It's the whole idea of... you know. They're always telling you what to do and what not to do, and it's not conductive to a creative atmosphere!

- Joey ate my last stick of gum. So I killed him... do you think that was wrong?

- All right, all right. If you have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing is right... and that's what deathbeds are for.

- Time is a great teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all its pupils.

- The one who smiles when things go wrong, has thought of someone to blame it on.

- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it

- I was born intelligent. Education ruined me.

- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are these "others" here for?

- Since light travels faster than sound, it explains why people appear bright until you hear them speak.

- How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

- Money isn't everything- there's Mastercard and Visa too.

- Behind every successful man there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

- Success is a relative term. It attracts all the relatives.

- There should be a better way to start the day than waking up every morning.

- 'Hard work never killed anybody' But why take the risk?

- God made relatives. Thank god we can choose our friends.

- The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know... so why learn in the first place?

- Reality has no background music... so I make my own (doo do do do do doo)

- Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet

- Life is a test- I didn't take very good notes

- Whatever tickles your pickle

- I asked my teacher if I'd get in trouble for something I didn't do. She said of course not, so I told her I didn't do my homework

- No I am not wierd... just plotting

- If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms

- You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you

- I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours

- If drama was vodka, my whole school would be wasted... except for me of course

- I intend to live forever... so far so good

- Will there be boys there? No mom, its a nun club

- So what's the speed of dark?

- I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep

- Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again

- Embrace the inner rebel- don't sit up straight

- Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you

- Textually active

- Life is like a box of chocolates- it never lasts (which is so totally true if you stop to think about it instead of thinking it's such an emo thing to say, which I'm sure some of you are)

- The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

- The way your mind works gives a whole new meaning to the word complex... and not in a good way

- Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. The rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth while

- I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

- If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

- When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide

- Don't run in school- gliding is more fun!

- Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? ... oooh the possibilities

Ending Quotes:

"As I lay in bed last night, looking up at the stars and the moon, I thought to myself, 'Where the hell is my ceiling?'" from the profile of ' Silver pup

'I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.'- Scott Adams

Now, if you were crazy enough to read all of this, or if you just skipped down here to the bottom, click on at least ONE of these stories and read/scan it, (Marauders preferably) and then REVIEW it! It makes me happy, and if you don't leave this page without clicking and reviewing on one of those stories, I'LL SET MY DRAGON CLAN ON YOU! Ha ha. Just kidding... or am I?

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Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 2,836 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dark Passengers by NurseLintu reviews
Dexter takes a personal interest in the Winchester brothers and their strange friend in the trench coat. I think these two shows should cross over... (: Reviews, suggestions etc. welcome (:
Crossover - Supernatural & Dexter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,750 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Dean W., Dexter M.
Heart Trouble by Cerulea reviews
Dean's having a harder and harder time of denying what he feels for a certain blue-eyed friend of his. And it's making him a little ornery, and a lot confused.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,320 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
An Adventure in Therapy by TaraHalliwell reviews
Crack!fic set somewhere in Season Four... Around The Rapture Bobby gets sick and tired of listening to Dean and Sam argue so he sends them to therapy and forces Ruby and Cas to tag along!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Dean W., Sam W.
The Vampire Files 1: Vampires on Vacation by roxypony reviews
What happens when Darren hooks Vampire Mountain up with a computer and a solid internet connection? The first ever Vampire Vacation, that's what. Aww, my first ficcy is over 4 years old.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,846 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
Missing Moments: Sam, Interrupted by Gatergirl79 reviews
the second in the Missing Moments Series. Set during episode 5x11. Sam and Dean are investigating death at an asylum, where Dean is forced to face a few home truths while talking with his shrink. Spoiler Warning: 5x11 Sam, Interrupted. SLASH
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Dean W. - Complete
Dudley's Dilemma by kakistocrat reviews
Dudley Dursley had a very nice life. A good job, a nice house, a loving family. He even had his parents living nearby. Then, one short walk with his four year old daughter changed that all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,412 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Dex Does Dahmerland by FreakTard reviews
Dexter has a dream . . .
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Dexter M. - Complete
Dissimulate by Grandiose Me reviews
Wherein Megamind is apprehended by an organization of superheroes, and Roxanne learns that she may be just a little bit crazier than she thought she was.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 53,850 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind
The Fantastic History of Roxanne Ritchi by TigerQueen reviews
Set pre-movie, when Roxanne was a 22-year-old rookie. Pygmalion never expected to fall in love with his creation. Megamind never expected anything less. EDIT: Added Ch. 15-Roxanne deserves the last word. Thanks for reading!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,201 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
TVF4: Vampires Gone Wild by roxypony reviews
ITS DONE! 100 reviews and counting, eek! the Gang takes an unexpected trip...ever read Lord Of The Flies? Yeah. Warning: contains EXTREME OOC-ness.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,651 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
The Voldy Letters by sick-atxxheart reviews
Random letters from the Harry Potter characters and the Dark Lord, discussing evil plans, candy, feelings, and much more. Randomness and fun ensues! May contain OOC-ness and scary randomness. Current: Harry, Hermione, Voldemort, and counseling. Oh no.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 12,228 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Voldemort
How to annoy by WolfletteMoon reviews
After having her ability to be annoying questioned, a certain fanfic author and some friends go to Ireland with a set of lists to try and and annoy the Artemis Fowl characters. Based on my '10 ways to annoy' fic, but you don't have to read it to get this.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009
Are You Cross? by Angelauthor14 reviews
Harry is rescued from the Dursleys at the age of four and is raised by Sirius and Remus. A childhood that Harry deserved! Lots of bonding as Harry begins to trust Sirius and Remus. First fic, so please review. WARNING: DURSLEY ABUSE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 126,051 - Reviews: 1983 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Garage Sale by Don't Forget. 3 Oct 11 reviews
Holly decides to have a garage sale. need i say more?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Date Night by Femvamp reviews
What would actually happen if Rita found out Dexter's secret? SPOILERS FOR Season 4 Episode 6 If I Had a Hammer. ***This was always intended as a one shot but then I decided what the heck and wrote a chapter from Rita's POV so two shot it is then.***
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Complete
Trickster's King by Eaglefire reviews
Before the Lioness ever picked up a sword, her future husband was a boy in the Lower City, struggling through a hard, common life as he rose through the ranks of thieves and tricksters, destined to become lord of them all. George's story. All of it.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Tortall
The Sue Slayers: A New Fangirologist by Epitome of Randomness reviews
Artemis Fowl is in danger -of the gravest kind. Fangirls watch his every move, poised to strike. His only hope is er...a hyperactive girl with a bad haircut, and a gun that shoots darts. I think we should pray. COMPLETE, with outtakes!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,387 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Artemis F., Minerva P. - Complete
Even MORE Ways To Annoy, Scare, Anger Voldemort by Rica666 reviews
Hehe...I'm back...with even more ways to annoy/anger/scare my friend and yours Tom Riddle aka Dark Lord Voldemort! I know you love it, you know you love it soooo R&R! Now taking suggestions! Leave name and idea after the beep! Thank you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P.
In the land of fangirls by A Dash of Yellow reviews
Tom Riddle messes with the Writer, which results him being thrown into Fangirl land. Will he surrvior thier perverted minds? Will the Mary-sues get him? Will the fangirls take over the fandom? Will Natalie ever have mercy on him? Probably not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,801 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Tom R. Jr., OC
The Chatroom by Darth Vyper reviews
Darren and his friends began to discover the wonders of the internet. Need I say more? Humour, insanity, chaos and pure randomness inside. Anonymous reviews are accepted !
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,959 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 3/20/2006
HalfBaked by FreakTard reviews
I wrote this as sort of a prank - it's a long story, but basically it comes from me wondering if Anton is going to show up in Season 4 and what kind of trouble that could lead to. It's pretty tame, but I rated it M for cussing and drug use. Enjoy.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
Take Dexter Morgan, Please by FreakTard reviews
Author's note - I wrote this while in the depths of a post-season depression after the season three finale, just to make myself feel better. I thought the finale was okay, but a few things about it sort of bugged me. First, I didn't really love Dexter's h
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Dumbledore, Please Explain Your Twisted Logic! by Islander2 reviews
Dumbledore's putting on a play about the Hogwarts Founders. What else is it but another excuse to mess with his students and play matchmaker? Mayhem ensues. Draco is slutty. Harry and Ginny are fighting. Ron tries to be someone he's not. Dumbledore's artistic vision proves disturbing. The students get mad, but the parents get madder! Lots of sex & language. Oh, and nude wrestling
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,462 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
TVF3: a Vampire Mountain Christmas Carol by roxypony reviews
SPECIAL CHRISTMAS EDITION! Why Vampires and festive musical productions don't mix. Deck the halls, trim the tree, and find a LOT of tinsel, cuz Santa Claus is comin to Vampire Mountain.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,236 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008
Andalite House by Celebratory Flamethrower reviews
What happens when the most arrogant Andalite in existence is sent to a human college?
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,748 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008
A Second Chance by JeanieBeanie33 reviews
very tentatively continued. AU Lily didn't die in the attack but instead four years later. Harry is rescued from the clutches of his aunt by Severus Snape. What happens when he's raised in the magical world by Sirius, Remus, and Sev? What will he be like?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,757 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 11/11/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
First Kiss by alisawesome508 reviews
Lily and James share their first kiss. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Diary of a Siriusly Skewed Individual by First of the Geeks reviews
I'm just your average 16 year old student. Who may or may not cost my house victories and conduct conversations about my nether bits in public. And I am NOT obsessed with a certain Mr. Black. Honest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,230 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 7/25/2005 - OC, Sirius B.
Trouble in the mountain by ISnortSugar reviews
Random inspiration leads to random stories.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008
What Would Really Happen To A Joker Fan Girl by h0lywood reviews
the title says it all. lmaooo. rated T for language. :D please review! it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside. :b yay!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
The E List by ellibobelli reviews
Random one-shot. Humor. Three unlikely people are - inadvertently - using large words that begin with "e" in a conversation on a train, confusing poor Mike. Featuring me, Edward, Mike, and Elphie. Read and Review?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Mike - Complete
Out of Nowhere by So 'n So reviews
An epic adventure with thrills and chills. Just enough to keep you begging for more! Darren Shan's Cirque Du Freak meets just plain freaks! What Happens when Darren and the gang meet strange girls? Find out here!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,133 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007
A Whole New Meaning Of Schizophrenia by PsychoBabe313 reviews
There’s a bunch of different kinds of Harrys out there. There’s druggie!Harry, gay!Harry, emo!Harry, gansta!Harry, evil!Harry. Heck, they even have girl!Harry! So what happens when all these Harrys appear in one fic? Mass destruction. Lots of OOCness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,387 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P.
Blank Stares, Pudding and Fangirl Shrieks by Peggy Sawyer reviews
A total spoof on OotP! Anyone who's a fan of POA in 15 minutes and the spoofs on JerryTheFrog will love this hilarious out-take on the 5th movie. A must read, if you want to laugh your wand off! -PS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,513 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
520 Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts by MuffinMartians reviews
520 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts. edit: There is now 521!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,817 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
The Diary of Artemis Fowl the Second by Crystal Shores reviews
Arty starts a diary when he is put into public school. What happens when he finds out he's a little more attractive than he thought? Total fangirl stuff, read!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Artemis F.
Your Text Here, A Sherlock Holmes Fanfiction by Xx.Triple A.xX reviews
Two teenage girls, Delores and Kira, have a sleepover and end up on Baker Street…in their pajamas. Being completely clueless, they set out to figure out how to compromise their favorite detective's headquarters. Poor Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007
Papillon by Noir Lune reviews
A short tale of how the butterfly came to be and of why the grass is covered with dew in the morning.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
Sirius Black's Notebook by books4evah reviews
I need good blackmail on Prongsierella... I've got it! I will record all of his failures with Lily in this notebook, its NOT a diary, Moony, and if he steps out of line, MUAHAHAHAHA! I'm EVIL, EVIL, I SAY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,181 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hauntings in Black by Lirazel reviews
“No matter what he does, no matter how many years pass, no matter how the world changes, he cannot escape them.” Remus Lupin and the Ancient and Most Noble House of Black
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks
72 Ways toAnnoy our Favorite Dark Lord by SlytherinsScribe reviews
Yes, it's another list of ways to annoy Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
Trials of Shish Kebab: A New Talk Show by Cheesey Goodness reviews
A Cirque du Freak fic in which the characters are tortured with interviews and...THE TRIALS OF SHISH KEBAB! New victimserm...guests every chapter.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007
Bored by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
The Tortallans are bored. Very, very bored, and do very, very, stupid things.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Tortall - Complete
What Goes Through The Mind Of Sirius Black? by werewolfbitesudie reviews
What DOES go through the mind of Sirius Black? a two shot story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets A parody by Potterfan1232 reviews
The second Story of the Harry Potter a Parody series. If you want to crack up read this story! Story is all done. I'm still looking forward to reviews. Give me reviews for Prisoner of Azkaban to come out faster.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,515 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Harry's Cookie Stolen By Evil Penguins by Smelybel reviews
What happens when Duncan, Harry's sprinkled cookie is kidnapped by an evil penguin named Bob? Written with AngelMagical
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,045 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 10/30/2005
How Lord Voldie Died 5 by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Everyone's favorite Dark Lord returns with four more pathetic deaths including: Harry's parents and Snape's Halloween costume.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Welcome to Artemis's World! by hollybridgetpeppermint reviews
Drabbles of various types, some of which will involve Artemis getting sugarhigh! AH in some of the drabbles.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/28/2006 - Published: 9/1/2006
Reasons Why Harry Potter is EMO by WhyCantIBreathe reviews
8 pages of hilarious nonsense. How did I fit in evil stepsisters, mother goose rhymes, anorexia, and the Milkshake” song? I don’t know, it must be genius. The title speaks for itself. 1shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
Degrees of Desperation by Lacrymosa reviews
The Ministry of Magic denies the horrible effects that Azkaban has on prisoners. Bellatrix Lestrange disagrees. Azkaban is a cold, sad place, but it's never, ever quiet at night.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Legend of the Pink Squishy Llama by Aly the Spy reviews
Sweet revenge... So, George gets a prize at the fair, and it seems everyone in Tortall wants it. And maybe some people not even from this world!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Tortall - Complete
50 Reasons Why Harry Should Be With Ginny by dark-neko9 reviews
Harry and Ginny should be together, right? That's why my friend and I made a list of reasons they should be together! It's really funny. Please read! Reasons 41 through 50 are up! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Behind The Scenes: What You Don't See In The Books by FebruarySnowFlower reviews
What does Artemis, Butler, and Holly do when you're not looking? Stupid stuff of course! Read this to find out! And understand the fat guy Moe.....Warning! Charactors are way OOC and there is much randomness.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,129 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/24/2006 - Published: 2/19/2006
Fanfiction 3 by hollybridgetpeppermint reviews
Holly, Artemis, and Foaly play a special edition of Jeopardy, which turns into chaos my specialty! Muahaha...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,513 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Bit that Shan left out by bookbabe reviews
Second last book in saga.This is basicly for all those people out there who want to know what happened between Annie and Steve.How it stared and how it came to an end.If you haven't read the second last book then don't read this as it will ruin it for you
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 9/20/2004
The Stand by The Freaky Butt Mate reviews
Deep in a cold and dreary town, even heroes cower under the dark reign of creatures too terrifying to even name... the Fangirls... [Includes Harry Potter, Darren Shan, Artemis Fowl, FMA, Kingdom Hearts and LoTR]
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2005
The Misadventures of Cleon by The Hobbit Lass reviews
An odd tale in which the people of Tortall celebrate National Cleon Abuse Day, Owen does the Jolly Dance, Jon talks to eggplants, and Kel starts a Help the Peasants campaign. Not for Cleon fans!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,016 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Tortall
The Order of the Owls! by Queenbeth2 reviews
THIS IS THE RESULT OF LITTLE SLEEP MIXED WITH HP! Basically Harry starts his own order. The Order of the Owls! With Ron, Hermy, and Ginny. They come up with a strange plot to kill Voldie. this has no real plot and it just good for a laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Misunderstandings by Dilatory reviews
Slightly AU LJ story, in that Lily is a loner, and assumes that James is making fun of her when he asks her out. No marys sues, self harming, pregnancys or suicidal thoughts. Proper spelling and grammar. No fangirl-ness. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
VoldyPoo's friendenemything by Paintedsecrets reviews
Voldemort has a new servant that under a magical debt he cannot kill. Why did the servant have to be the most annoying person next to Fred and George?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/23/2004 - Published: 10/20/2004 - Voldemort
The Wizard of BUNNIES! by ZarkrontheConquerer reviews
Wizard of Oz insane Tortall style!Chapter 7 is up!WE FINALLY GET TO MEET THE WIZARD!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,244 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/12/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Tortall, Tortall
When Padfoot Talks Moony Into Being SugarHigh by Moony vs. Padfoot reviews
Padfoot somehow convinces Moony into being SUGAR-HIGH and both go INSANE! This is the story where our name's roots come from!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
When Harry Went Insane by Savoy Truffle reviews
Harry goes insane. Contains fuzzy bunnies and singing flowers. Insanity!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Harry P., Remus L.
The Castle of Horrors by EdenSnake reviews
When our favorite Tortallan characters are trapped in a castle with a psychotic killer, chaos ensues. Who will survive? Who will meet their grisly doom? (A fic written purely for my own entertainment) Rating for violence and scary humor.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004
101 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Wake Up Remus by Calsita reviews
Remus doesn't like being awakened...and he especially doesn't like people stealing his Goosey.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The incrediblystupid sequel that serves no purpose by Shades of Ink reviews
The title says it all. With Voldemort poked to death, and yet not exactly dead (?)... prepare for the inevitable when the Dark Lord POKES BACK! Then what, you ask? I don't know! I haven't gotten to that chapter yet, you dunderheads!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Knights of Tortall and the Holy Grail by Nyghtvision reviews
The Tortallan crew get divine guidance and a quest to seek the Holy Grail, with striking resemblance to a plot stolen from Monty Python. Lite Fluff -- No Calories!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,678 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/7/2003 - Published: 5/27/2003
The Aniwizard Adventures 1: Animals and Aliens by SiriuslyPadfoot12 reviews
It's a HPAnimorphs story! HP: Something strange is happening... The students are loosing their magical abilities! Animorphs: The Yeerks have found a new technology suprior to their own... on Earth! Enjoy! COMPLETED!
Crossover - Animorphs & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 73,102 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Complete
When Insanity Comes Knocking by Pink Myst reviews
Two (slightly insane) girls transport themselves to Tortall out of a boring classroom. What will they do there? Probably wreak havoc on various Tortallans and the free world in general...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 7/8/2003
Of School Buses and Sugar Rushes by Mystie Paws reviews
This is what happens when Mystie Paws(me) and her friend, Dani, get stuck in Tortall. It's pretty much a normal "Lost in Tortall" type of story, but Mystie's view on things makes it humorous. My first fic, please review. ~Sequel Coming Soon...~
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2003
The Little Mermaid: Director's Cut by FunkyHermit reviews
The Little Mermaid- Tortallan style! Soooo obvious! How come no one's done this before? It's me as the director, having a VERY difficult time with a VERY difficult cast!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,893 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2003 - Published: 1/3/2003
When Rabid Fangirls Attack by Faber Wolffe reviews
Heh, what happens with when you add R. Lupin, S. Snape, two rabid fangirls, and one evil fan-fic author? Pure chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2002 - Remus L., Severus S.
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When Artemis Met Authoress And Went Insane reviews
In which WAY too many traumatizing things happen, incuding the Return of the Authoress, The Absence of Fish, A Flat and Round and Squishy Eeelephant, and The Introduction that is Better Than Pie. This is what REALLY happens post-Time Paradox. Don't let t-
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,520 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Artemis F.
Holmes & Friends & Fangirls vs The Zombies reviews
It begins as any ordinary fic of the sort, with the shrieking of the fangirls and suchs, and then unexpectedly and violently descends into a stunning portrayal of the epic battle between Holmes, Watson, Mary, Avis, and Sarvy, against the Undead.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,536 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010
in which shtuff 'appens, funny accents are overused,the rules of physics are SHUNNED and misspelled words are a happy part of life. also, Tamora Peirce owns all the characters in this fic,i just stole their medication.MUAHAHAHAHA!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,199 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 1/20/2009