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Joined 10-28-08, id: 1727719, Profile Updated: 08-27-12
Author has written 3 stories for Song of the Lioness, Artemis Fowl, and Sherlock Holmes.

This came from the profile of slytheriangirlandproud and I mostly agree with her

Woah, you need to calm down, past me. Here's to putting all that ship-hating behind us, eh?

I mean, I'm a total slash fan now, but there's no excuse for hating on ships just because you don't like them. So, yeah. Bad, past me! Bad!

Sorry Drarry and Harmony and Sirimus fans. If it helps, sometimes I'm one of you now!

Ginny/Luna is my OTP forever, by the way. Well, and Destiel. But that's another fandom for another time, chickaroo.

Saddest Deaths In DH:

1. Remus Lupin. Because he had just started getting his life together, he had a wife, a kid, and then he died. And he was the last Marauder. sniff

2. Fred Weasley. Because he left a twin behind.

3. Dobby. Because he died in Malfoy Manor. It was like if Sirius had died in Grimmuld Place.

4. Colin Creevy. Because he was too young.

5. Severus Snape. Because he never really lived.

Best Points In DH:

1. Molly killing Bellatrix. HOW COOL WAS THAT?? BEST SCENE EVER!! If that's not in the DH movie, I will be so dissappointed.

2. The way the Bloody Baron, the Grey Lady and the snitch had significance in the end. It's just so amazing how it all tied in in the end. Like how in the first book Hagrid says that he borrowed the moterbike from Sirius, but we don't think about it again untill the thrid one, except way better because they came through all seven books.

3. Harry having the vision of his parents murders. This was just so cool. Really, really sad, but cool.

4. Hermione beating up Ron when he comes back. He deserved it, running out on them like that! Prat.

5. The whole parseltounge thing being usefull. How cool would it be to be a parseltounge? I mean, seriously

Some test said:

The sorting hat says that I belong in Gryffindor!

Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name."

Students of Gryffindor are typically brave, daring, and chivalrous.

My rankings were:

1st Gryffindor (Brave! And good at quiditch..)

2nd Hufflepuff (Loyal and Patient)

3rd Ravenclaw (:( I'm dumb lol)

4th Slytherian (My freinds would say I belong here...)

You know you're a Harry Potter fan when:

You stay up all night reading the books.

You get emotional when you read about all the deaths in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. :'( Lupin...And Fred...And Tonks. -sob-

You cry when Sirius Black dies. :'(

You constantly curse Voldemort (or J.K Rowling) for killing your fave characters

You close the book (or almost close it) when Hermione and Ron kiss because you are grinning too much.

You talk about it all the time.(DEFIANTLY! I got SO excited when one of my friends started reading Harry Potter)

You start a band with your friends. And write songs. About Harry Potter. (No, can't say I do that. Or the next one for that matter)

You are a wrocker.

You write this list because you wanna talk about how much you love Harry Potter. (What's there not to love?)


Weird stuff, bout my name/names?

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Samantha

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: Samizzle. Thats actually kinda cool! Samizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Fox (frickin awesomene)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Maria Selie

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):Avi-Sa-Aez

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Slurpie

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Elmieja ??

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Rena (:P Glad I'm not part of witness protection)

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Shadow (LOL.)


Funny Quotes And random things:

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...

-they say "guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood ther and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people.

-so, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

-yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet

-save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.

-when Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?

-when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

-when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

-i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

-if asteroids are in the hemisphere, and hemroids are on your ass, why are they named the way they are?

-the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

-your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend

-if electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from? (Hehe MORONS! For those of you who didn't figure it out...Go me for pointing out the obvious!)

-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

-you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you jump off a cliff, i laugh even harder

-everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...

-The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

-When in doubt, make up words!

-Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.

-If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

-Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!

-Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes! (Awesome!!)

-the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! (...No, we're all insane. They made me that way!!)

-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

-A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

-Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...

-If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.-I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

-Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now

-WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

-If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.

-Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.

-I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

-Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

-Welcome to the internet, pants optional.

"You can't always argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention." -Brom, Eragon


And Now some quotes by my fovorite (at the moment) band: Aerosmith

Firstly, everyones favorite Big-Mouthed Singer, Steven Tyler

After firing Megadeath as their opening act, Steven Tyler was quoted as saying: "We would like to help you out. Which way did you come in?"

"People used to ask me, 'What do you reckon you'll be doing when you're 40?', and I told 'em 'rocking out and kicking ass!' Now it's 'What do you reckon you'll be doing at 60?' and the answer's exactly the same. I'm always going to love Jimi Hendrix - 'Purple Haze' will still give me a hard-on when I'm hooked up to a life-support machine. Hey, even when I'm dead, they're going to have a hell of a job nailing the coffin lid down."

"You have no idea how much it costs to look this cheap."

"I'd met Mick Jagger years ago when he invited me to his house in Malibu, but back then I was too gagged to my fucking ear lobes in coke and Tuinals. I was barely in shape to knock on the door. But this time it was very beautiful. The limo pulled into his tent in the tent city, and he had a crib there for his daughter. We hugged, and I told Mick, 'You don't know what it means to be standing here with you after all these years. It's amazing, because I woke up this morning and I got my weekly report from the office, and right next to Aerosmith at Number Two in airplay R&R is the Stones album at Number One.' Of course, deep inside I'm thinking to myself, 'And watch out, because we're going to knock you right off the charts, motherfucker.' "

"Hey, man, if anyone ever tried to smack any of the 5 of us,they'd be shot."

"My get up and go has not got up and went."

I don't buy into this idea that you're not supposed to rock 'n' roll after a certain date. I'm looking to be the lounge act on the space shuttle so I can sing "Walk This Way" on the ceiling.

To be creative you gotta be a child. You gotta be true to the crib.

I live for CAN-ing other people's can'ts.

Talk to yourself and you'll hear what you want to know.

(what ST wants on his Tombstone)Here lies Tyler, the Demon of Screamin', Who never woke up from the Dream he was Dreamin' Until oneday he drank some magic potion--Now all that's left is Sweet Emotion.

Slash looks like Joe, Joe looks like Keith, I look like Mick, Mick looks like a black man, black man invented the blues, blues had a baby and names it rock n' roll, and dude looks like a lady an all that other stuff.

(During the song Stop Messin' at a concert) "On the guitar, musical alchemist, playing and singin his ass off, Mr. Joe Fucking Perry!"

As Steven Said, though put simpler,Joe Perry (Lead Guitar)

Silver pup

'I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.'- Scott Adams


Now, if you were crazy enough to read all of this, or if you just skipped down here to the bottom, click on at least ONE of these stories and read/scan it, (Marauders preferably) and then REVIEW it! It makes me happy, and if you don't leave this page without clicking and reviewing on one of those stories, I'LL SET MY DRAGON CLAN ON YOU! Ha ha. Just kidding... or am I?

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Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dark Passengers by NurseLintu reviews
Dexter takes a personal interest in the Winchester brothers and their strange friend in the trench coat. I think these two shows should cross over... (: Reviews, suggestions etc. welcome (:
Crossover - Supernatural & Dexter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,750 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Dean W., Dexter M.
Heart Trouble by Cerulea reviews
Dean's having a harder and harder time of denying what he feels for a certain blue-eyed friend of his. And it's making him a little ornery, and a lot confused.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,320 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
An Adventure in Therapy by TaraHalliwell reviews
Crack!fic set somewhere in Season Four... Around The Rapture Bobby gets sick and tired of listening to Dean and Sam argue so he sends them to therapy and forces Ruby and Cas to tag along!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Dean W., Sam W.
The Vampire Files 1: Vampires on Vacation by roxypony reviews
What happens when Darren hooks Vampire Mountain up with a computer and a solid internet connection? The first ever Vampire Vacation, that's what. Aww, my first ficcy is over 4 years old.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,846 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
Missing Moments: Sam, Interrupted by Gatergirl79 reviews
the second in the Missing Moments Series. Set during episode 5x11. Sam and Dean are investigating death at an asylum, where Dean is forced to face a few home truths while talking with his shrink. Spoiler Warning: 5x11 Sam, Interrupted. SLASH
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Dean W. - Complete
Dudley's Dilemma by kakistocrat reviews
Dudley Dursley had a very nice life. A good job, a nice house, a loving family. He even had his parents living nearby. Then, one short walk with his four year old daughter changed that all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,412 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Dex Does Dahmerland by FreakTard reviews
Dexter has a dream . . .
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Dexter M. - Complete
Dissimulate by Grandiose Me reviews
Wherein Megamind is apprehended by an organization of superheroes, and Roxanne learns that she may be just a little bit crazier than she thought she was.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 53,850 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind
The Fantastic History of Roxanne Ritchi by TigerQueen reviews
Set pre-movie, when Roxanne was a 22-year-old rookie. Pygmalion never expected to fall in love with his creation. Megamind never expected anything less. EDIT: Added Ch. 15-Roxanne deserves the last word. Thanks for reading!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,201 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
TVF4: Vampires Gone Wild by roxypony reviews
ITS DONE! 100 reviews and counting, eek! the Gang takes an unexpected trip...ever read Lord Of The Flies? Yeah. Warning: contains EXTREME OOC-ness.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,651 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
The Voldy Letters by sick-atxxheart reviews
Random letters from the Harry Potter characters and the Dark Lord, discussing evil plans, candy, feelings, and much more. Randomness and fun ensues! May contain OOC-ness and scary randomness. Current: Harry, Hermione, Voldemort, and counseling. Oh no.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 12,228 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Voldemort
How to annoy by WolfletteMoon reviews
After having her ability to be annoying questioned, a certain fanfic author and some friends go to Ireland with a set of lists to try and and annoy the Artemis Fowl characters. Based on my '10 ways to annoy' fic, but you don't have to read it to get this.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009
Are You Cross? by Angelauthor14 reviews
Harry is rescued from the Dursleys at the age of four and is raised by Sirius and Remus. A childhood that Harry deserved! Lots of bonding as Harry begins to trust Sirius and Remus. First fic, so please review. WARNING: DURSLEY ABUSE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 126,051 - Reviews: 1940 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Garage Sale by Don't Forget. 3 Oct 11 reviews
Holly decides to have a garage sale. need i say more?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Date Night by Femvamp reviews
What would actually happen if Rita found out Dexter's secret? SPOILERS FOR Season 4 Episode 6 If I Had a Hammer. ***This was always intended as a one shot but then I decided what the heck and wrote a chapter from Rita's POV so two shot it is then.***
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Complete
Trickster's King by Eaglefire reviews
Before the Lioness ever picked up a sword, her future husband was a boy in the Lower City, struggling through a hard, common life as he rose through the ranks of thieves and tricksters, destined to become lord of them all. George's story. All of it.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Tortall
The Sue Slayers: A New Fangirologist by Epitome of Randomness reviews
Artemis Fowl is in danger -of the gravest kind. Fangirls watch his every move, poised to strike. His only hope is er...a hyperactive girl with a bad haircut, and a gun that shoots darts. I think we should pray. COMPLETE, with outtakes!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,387 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Artemis F., Minerva P. - Complete
Even MORE Ways To Annoy, Scare, Anger Voldemort by Rica666 reviews
Hehe...I'm back...with even more ways to annoy/anger/scare my friend and yours Tom Riddle aka Dark Lord Voldemort! I know you love it, you know you love it soooo R&R! Now taking suggestions! Leave name and idea after the beep! Thank you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P.
In the land of fangirls by A Dash of Yellow reviews
Tom Riddle messes with the Writer, which results him being thrown into Fangirl land. Will he surrvior thier perverted minds? Will the Mary-sues get him? Will the fangirls take over the fandom? Will Natalie ever have mercy on him? Probably not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,801 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Tom R. Jr., OC
The Chatroom by Darth Vyper reviews
Darren and his friends began to discover the wonders of the internet. Need I say more? Humour, insanity, chaos and pure randomness inside. Anonymous reviews are accepted !
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,959 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 3/20/2006
HalfBaked by FreakTard reviews
I wrote this as sort of a prank - it's a long story, but basically it comes from me wondering if Anton is going to show up in Season 4 and what kind of trouble that could lead to. It's pretty tame, but I rated it M for cussing and drug use. Enjoy.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
Take Dexter Morgan, Please by FreakTard reviews
Author's note - I wrote this while in the depths of a post-season depression after the season three finale, just to make myself feel better. I thought the finale was okay, but a few things about it sort of bugged me. First, I didn't really love Dexter's h
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Dumbledore, Please Explain Your Twisted Logic! by Islander2 reviews
Dumbledore's putting on a play about the Hogwarts Founders. What else is it but another excuse to mess with his students and play matchmaker? Mayhem ensues. Draco is slutty. Harry and Ginny are fighting. Ron tries to be someone he's not. Dumbledore's artistic vision proves disturbing. The students get mad, but the parents get madder! Lots of sex & language. Oh, and nude wrestling
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,462 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
TVF3: a Vampire Mountain Christmas Carol by roxypony reviews
SPECIAL CHRISTMAS EDITION! Why Vampires and festive musical productions don't mix. Deck the halls, trim the tree, and find a LOT of tinsel, cuz Santa Claus is comin to Vampire Mountain.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,236 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008
Andalite House by Celebratory Flamethrower reviews
What happens when the most arrogant Andalite in existence is sent to a human college?
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,748 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008
A Second Chance by JeanieBeanie33 reviews
very tentatively continued. AU Lily didn't die in the attack but instead four years later. Harry is rescued from the clutches of his aunt by Severus Snape. What happens when he's raised in the magical world by Sirius, Remus, and Sev? What will he be like?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,757 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 11/11/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
First Kiss by alisawesome508 reviews
Lily and James share their first kiss. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Diary of a Siriusly Skewed Individual by First of the Geeks reviews
I'm just your average 16 year old student. Who may or may not cost my house victories and conduct conversations about my nether bits in public. And I am NOT obsessed with a certain Mr. Black. Honest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,230 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 7/25/2005 - OC, Sirius B.
Trouble in the mountain by ISnortSugar reviews
Random inspiration leads to random stories.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008
What Would Really Happen To A Joker Fan Girl by h0lywood reviews
the title says it all. lmaooo. rated T for language. :D please review! it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside. :b yay!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
The E List by ellibobelli reviews
Random one-shot. Humor. Three unlikely people are - inadvertently - using large words that begin with "e" in a conversation on a train, confusing poor Mike. Featuring me, Edward, Mike, and Elphie. Read and Review?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Mike - Complete
Out of Nowhere by So 'n So reviews
An epic adventure with thrills and chills. Just enough to keep you begging for more! Darren Shan's Cirque Du Freak meets just plain freaks! What Happens when Darren and the gang meet strange girls? Find out here!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,133 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007
A Whole New Meaning Of Schizophrenia by PsychoBabe313 reviews
There’s a bunch of different kinds of Harrys out there. There’s druggie!Harry, gay!Harry, emo!Harry, gansta!Harry, evil!Harry. Heck, they even have girl!Harry! So what happens when all these Harrys appear in one fic? Mass destruction. Lots of OOCness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,387 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P.
Blank Stares, Pudding and Fangirl Shrieks by Peggy Sawyer reviews
A total spoof on OotP! Anyone who's a fan of POA in 15 minutes and the spoofs on JerryTheFrog will love this hilarious out-take on the 5th movie. A must read, if you want to laugh your wand off! -PS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,513 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
520 Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts by MuffinMartians reviews
520 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts. edit: There is now 521!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,817 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
The Diary of Artemis Fowl the Second by Crystal Shores reviews
Arty starts a diary when he is put into public school. What happens when he finds out he's a little more attractive than he thought? Total fangirl stuff, read!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Artemis F.
Your Text Here, A Sherlock Holmes Fanfiction by Xx.Triple A.xX reviews
Two teenage girls, Delores and Kira, have a sleepover and end up on Baker Street…in their pajamas. Being completely clueless, they set out to figure out how to compromise their favorite detective's headquarters. Poor Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007
Papillon by Noir Lune reviews
A short tale of how the butterfly came to be and of why the grass is covered with dew in the morning.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
Sirius Black's Notebook by books4evah reviews
I need good blackmail on Prongsierella... I've got it! I will record all of his failures with Lily in this notebook, its NOT a diary, Moony, and if he steps out of line, MUAHAHAHAHA! I'm EVIL, EVIL, I SAY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,181 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hauntings in Black by Lirazel reviews
“No matter what he does, no matter how many years pass, no matter how the world changes, he cannot escape them.” Remus Lupin and the Ancient and Most Noble House of Black
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks
72 Ways toAnnoy our Favorite Dark Lord by SlytherinsScribe reviews
Yes, it's another list of ways to annoy Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
Trials of Shish Kebab: A New Talk Show by Cheesey Goodness reviews
A Cirque du Freak fic in which the characters are tortured with interviews and...THE TRIALS OF SHISH KEBAB! New victimserm...guests every chapter.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007
Bored by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
The Tortallans are bored. Very, very bored, and do very, very, stupid things.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Tortall - Complete
What Goes Through The Mind Of Sirius Black? by werewolfbitesudie reviews
What DOES go through the mind of Sirius Black? a two shot story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets A parody by Potterfan1232 reviews
The second Story of the Harry Potter a Parody series. If you want to crack up read this story! Story is all done. I'm still looking forward to reviews. Give me reviews for Prisoner of Azkaban to come out faster.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,515 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Harry's Cookie Stolen By Evil Penguins by Smelybel reviews
What happens when Duncan, Harry's sprinkled cookie is kidnapped by an evil penguin named Bob? Written with AngelMagical
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,045 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 10/30/2005
How Lord Voldie Died 5 by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Everyone's favorite Dark Lord returns with four more pathetic deaths including: Harry's parents and Snape's Halloween costume.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Welcome to Artemis's World! by hollybridgetpeppermint reviews
Drabbles of various types, some of which will involve Artemis getting sugarhigh! AH in some of the drabbles.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/28/2006 - Published: 9/1/2006
Reasons Why Harry Potter is EMO by WhyCantIBreathe reviews
8 pages of hilarious nonsense. How did I fit in evil stepsisters, mother goose rhymes, anorexia, and the Milkshake” song? I don’t know, it must be genius. The title speaks for itself. 1shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
Degrees of Desperation by Lacrymosa reviews
The Ministry of Magic denies the horrible effects that Azkaban has on prisoners. Bellatrix Lestrange disagrees. Azkaban is a cold, sad place, but it's never, ever quiet at night.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Legend of the Pink Squishy Llama by Aly the Spy reviews
Sweet revenge... So, George gets a prize at the fair, and it seems everyone in Tortall wants it. And maybe some people not even from this world!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Tortall - Complete
50 Reasons Why Harry Should Be With Ginny by dark-neko9 reviews
Harry and Ginny should be together, right? That's why my friend and I made a list of reasons they should be together! It's really funny. Please read! Reasons 41 through 50 are up! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Behind The Scenes: What You Don't See In The Books by FebruarySnowFlower reviews
What does Artemis, Butler, and Holly do when you're not looking? Stupid stuff of course! Read this to find out! And understand the fat guy Moe.....Warning! Charactors are way OOC and there is much randomness.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,129 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/24/2006 - Published: 2/19/2006
Fanfiction 3 by hollybridgetpeppermint reviews
Holly, Artemis, and Foaly play a special edition of Jeopardy, which turns into chaos my specialty! Muahaha...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,513 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Bit that Shan left out by bookbabe reviews
Second last book in saga.This is basicly for all those people out there who want to know what happened between Annie and Steve.How it stared and how it came to an end.If you haven't read the second last book then don't read this as it will ruin it for you
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 9/20/2004
The Stand by The Freaky Butt Mate reviews
Deep in a cold and dreary town, even heroes cower under the dark reign of creatures too terrifying to even name... the Fangirls... [Includes Harry Potter, Darren Shan, Artemis Fowl, FMA, Kingdom Hearts and LoTR]
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2005
The Misadventures of Cleon by The Hobbit Lass reviews
An odd tale in which the people of Tortall celebrate National Cleon Abuse Day, Owen does the Jolly Dance, Jon talks to eggplants, and Kel starts a Help the Peasants campaign. Not for Cleon fans!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,016 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Tortall
The Order of the Owls! by Queenbeth2 reviews
THIS IS THE RESULT OF LITTLE SLEEP MIXED WITH HP! Basically Harry starts his own order. The Order of the Owls! With Ron, Hermy, and Ginny. They come up with a strange plot to kill Voldie. this has no real plot and it just good for a laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Misunderstandings by Dilatory reviews
Slightly AU LJ story, in that Lily is a loner, and assumes that James is making fun of her when he asks her out. No marys sues, self harming, pregnancys or suicidal thoughts. Proper spelling and grammar. No fangirl-ness. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
VoldyPoo's friendenemything by Paintedsecrets reviews
Voldemort has a new servant that under a magical debt he cannot kill. Why did the servant have to be the most annoying person next to Fred and George?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/23/2004 - Published: 10/20/2004 - Voldemort
The Wizard of BUNNIES! by ZarkrontheConquerer reviews
Wizard of Oz insane Tortall style!Chapter 7 is up!WE FINALLY GET TO MEET THE WIZARD!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,244 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/12/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Tortall, Tortall
When Padfoot Talks Moony Into Being SugarHigh by Moony vs. Padfoot reviews
Padfoot somehow convinces Moony into being SUGAR-HIGH and both go INSANE! This is the story where our name's roots come from!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
When Harry Went Insane by Savoy Truffle reviews
Harry goes insane. Contains fuzzy bunnies and singing flowers. Insanity!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Harry P., Remus L.
The Castle of Horrors by EdenSnake reviews
When our favorite Tortallan characters are trapped in a castle with a psychotic killer, chaos ensues. Who will survive? Who will meet their grisly doom? (A fic written purely for my own entertainment) Rating for violence and scary humor.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004
101 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Wake Up Remus by Calsita reviews
Remus doesn't like being awakened...and he especially doesn't like people stealing his Goosey.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The incrediblystupid sequel that serves no purpose by Shades of Ink reviews
The title says it all. With Voldemort poked to death, and yet not exactly dead (?)... prepare for the inevitable when the Dark Lord POKES BACK! Then what, you ask? I don't know! I haven't gotten to that chapter yet, you dunderheads!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Knights of Tortall and the Holy Grail by Nyghtvision reviews
The Tortallan crew get divine guidance and a quest to seek the Holy Grail, with striking resemblance to a plot stolen from Monty Python. Lite Fluff -- No Calories!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,678 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/7/2003 - Published: 5/27/2003
The Aniwizard Adventures 1: Animals and Aliens by SiriuslyPadfoot12 reviews
It's a HPAnimorphs story! HP: Something strange is happening... The students are loosing their magical abilities! Animorphs: The Yeerks have found a new technology suprior to their own... on Earth! Enjoy! COMPLETED!
Crossover - Animorphs & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 73,102 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Complete
When Insanity Comes Knocking by Pink Myst reviews
Two (slightly insane) girls transport themselves to Tortall out of a boring classroom. What will they do there? Probably wreak havoc on various Tortallans and the free world in general...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 7/8/2003
Of School Buses and Sugar Rushes by Mystie Paws reviews
This is what happens when Mystie Paws(me) and her friend, Dani, get stuck in Tortall. It's pretty much a normal "Lost in Tortall" type of story, but Mystie's view on things makes it humorous. My first fic, please review. ~Sequel Coming Soon...~
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2003
The Little Mermaid: Director's Cut by FunkyHermit reviews
The Little Mermaid- Tortallan style! Soooo obvious! How come no one's done this before? It's me as the director, having a VERY difficult time with a VERY difficult cast!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,893 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2003 - Published: 1/3/2003
When Rabid Fangirls Attack by Faber Wolffe reviews
Heh, what happens with when you add R. Lupin, S. Snape, two rabid fangirls, and one evil fan-fic author? Pure chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2002 - Remus L., Severus S.
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When Artemis Met Authoress And Went Insane reviews
In which WAY too many traumatizing things happen, incuding the Return of the Authoress, The Absence of Fish, A Flat and Round and Squishy Eeelephant, and The Introduction that is Better Than Pie. This is what REALLY happens post-Time Paradox. Don't let t-
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,520 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Artemis F.
Holmes & Friends & Fangirls vs The Zombies reviews
It begins as any ordinary fic of the sort, with the shrieking of the fangirls and suchs, and then unexpectedly and violently descends into a stunning portrayal of the epic battle between Holmes, Watson, Mary, Avis, and Sarvy, against the Undead.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,536 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010
THE FEAR OF DOTS! reviews
in which shtuff 'appens, funny accents are overused,the rules of physics are SHUNNED and misspelled words are a happy part of life. also, Tamora Peirce owns all the characters in this fic,i just stole their medication.MUAHAHAHAHA!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,199 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 1/20/2009