Ada Lovelace
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Hi, I'm err, well my name on here is Ada Lovelace and I actually prefere it to my real name! I have decided that is what I'm going to call my kid and I will make sure it's a girl becuase I have no clue what to do with guys. Well I do but not in THAT sense. Anyways, I love reading and I have a small obbsesion with Fanfiction, I hate bugs and really don't like animals in general. My favourite books are Midnighters and Twilight!! Favourite couples are probably Leah/Jacob (becuase they're perfect for eachother) and Melissa/Dess (because...well becuase). Yup :)

I don't really like school, actually I hate school. With a passion. It's not that I'm stupid, no I'm actually REALLY smart, it's just sucky and I hate homework. I'm not so good with computers, it took me 45 minutes to figure out how to add a story and another hour to figure out how to add more chapters, which is nothing compared to the amount of time it took me too figure out the new facebook. I have a BIG family and we're kind of messed up. Im a sarcastic bitch and I know it :) I'm not sure what's supposed to go here so this is what I've got :)

OHHH, I found this cool thing on another profile and stole it :) Its sooo funny

List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Leah

2. Edward

3. Seth

4. Alice

5. Emmett

6. Rosalie

7. Jacob

8. Bella

9. Jasper

10. Carlisle

11. Esme

12. Renesmee

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Rosalie/Esme, came across one and I did not read, don't ever plan to either

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Alice? Baha, due to the whole vampire thing she's enevitably gorgeous.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Renesmee/Bella, that would be one screwed up baby

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Jasper, ya, he's a cutie

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Edward/Rosalie, considering they're both kind of married (and not to eachother)

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Emmett/Jasper or Emmett/Carlisle, errrr. Well those are just wrong

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Jacob walking in on Edward and Renesmee, too see THAT fight

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Seth/Carlisle, pfft, what just crossd my mind should NEVER be put on fanfiction

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Leah/Bella, maybe in a comforting way but not in the err, other way and most stories with Bella/Leah are NOT a fluff

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Jacob/Renesmee...You're the One maybe??

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Bella? Something sappy

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Leah/Rosalie/ at own risk!!

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Emmett...he's in alot but usually not the main charactor so Im not sure, I love him though

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

Leah and Jacob are in a happy relationship until Jacob runs off with Alice. Leah, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Esme and a brief unhappy afair with Renesmee, then follows the wise advice of Emmett (life officially ends when you take WISE advice from Emmett) and finds true love in...Seth!!

By far the most screwed up thing EVER!!

This is long but I mean it when I say they're worth reading. I've never laughed so hard, well, maybe, but thats not the point

Boys are like slinkies- useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

No one dies a virgin; life screws us all.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it

Well, paint me purple and call me Barney!

You think I’m crazy? At least I admit it.

Thanks, Stephenie- now I’ll never find a man!

They say, “Guns don’t kill people- people kill people.” Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, “BANG!” I don’t think you’d kill too many people, you know?

Ninety-three percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. I’m a part of the 7 percent who would smile mischievously ask the person, “What was your first clue?”

Ninety-three percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. I am most certainly part of the 7 percent who would be laughing my ass off as people fell down around me

Life isn’t passing me by- it’s trying to run me over!

I’ve got ADD and magic markers- Oh, the fun I will have.

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it

If at first you don't succeed, cheat!

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today? Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.

Live life like everyday could be your last, for all we know, it could be

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Crazy is a relative term in my family.

I don’t have PMS- I just really actually hate you

Friends will always be like, “Well, you deserve better.” But best friends will be prank calling him, saying, “You will die in seven days. Have a nice week!”

Charm is a way of getting the answer ‘yes’ without asking a clear question first

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Tell the truth… then run

When angry, take a deep breath and count to ten; when very angry, swear...alot

Education is important; school, however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Aren’t the good things that come to those who wait, just leftovers from the people that got there first?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own damn lemonade!

If everything seems to be going well, you’ve obviously overlooked something

One way to figure out how things work- push all the buttons!

Darth Vader- Come to the Dark Side! We have COOKIES! Luke Skywalker- Nah, the rebels have cake. Darth Vader- Ooh! Can I be a rebel, please?!

I ran with scissors… and lived!

“Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?”- Paris Hilton

When life gives you lemons, throw them back an demand for Edward Cullen, or Jacob Black, or hell just ask for them both!! (Favourite!!)

Edward+Bella=Demon Spawn

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply, just being one.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

You say ZAC EFRON--I say He's gay
You say RAP--I say METAL
You say IM WEIRD--I say YAY!
92 of teenagers population has moved on to RAP.
IF YOU are part of the 8 that still head bang and love metal then copy and paste

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