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Yup. That's me. My name is Linda AKA Lindi (by friends). Well... I am in love with Twilight and I am about 30 Jacob and 70 Edward. So if I had to choose a team it would SO be TEAM EDWARD!! i Love to read alomst any vampire books and murder novels!! OMG TWILIGHT IS SO THE BEST BOOK THAT I HAVE EVER READ. I like to read James Patterson as well. he is like number 2. stephenie meyer is number 1.And I heard that they are having troubles with Breaking Dawn b/c they can't find a baby quite like Renesmee!! So...yah! bye!

If you ever think that Edward should be living in your city just so you will be able to see him more often... copy and paste this onto your profile.

Edward! Alice protested shrilly. I love her, Edward!

I shut her out viciously.

She didn’t love Bella the way I did. Her vision was impossible. Wrong. She was blinded somehow, seeing impossibilities.

Page 247 Of Midnight Sun.

If you think this next thing is incredibly cute and sweet, copy and paste it onto your profile.

Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you like me?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you want me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you cry if I left?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you live for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you do anything for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Choose--me or your life

Edward: My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Now isn;t that the cutest thing you've ever read! So like Bella and Edward

"Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?" ~ Anonymous

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit and shut up." ~ Anonymous

"Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it." ~ Anonymous

"Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through." ~ Anonymous

"The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break." ~ Anonymous

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or account on FF.Net.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

A poem about Child Abuse

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Now i roam the underworld,

to help those in need.

I may seem evil,

but i'm not.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

AOne heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

f you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy and paste this into your profile

95 percent of teenagers care about popularity. If you like pretzels, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a fan of Edward Cullen, save a cow, eat a lion.

If you're a fan of Bella Swan, then you've got issues, girl.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, Copy and paste this to your profileIf you know someone that should be hit by a bus Copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've reread Twilight over 4 times...copy/paste this into your profile.

If, when you have a boy, you'll seriously consider naming him Edward...copy/paste this into your profile

If, when you have a girl, you'll seriously consider naming her Isabella...copy/paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are counting the days until Breaking Dawn comes out...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, a completely fictional character...copy/paste this into your profile

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP sign...copy/paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a mirror...copy/paste this into your profile.

If every locker you have ever had/have hates you and wouldn't/doesn't open up for you...copy/paste this into your profile.

If whenever you see a silver Volvo and you start to scream "Edward", copy and paste this in your profile

If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune...

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that her life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.

If you like Subway, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alcohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you've read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse over four times, copy this onto your profile

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 isn't there.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)

1. Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in
America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put
our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a
call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8.
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages
of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'

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10. Only in America...do they have
drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

XoX

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Whoever said, "Nothing's impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

Being mature is overrated.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you

LISTEN TO THIS LETTER AND GOOD LUCK!!

Sorry, but this chain letter is for real.

When Anne Wichert got it for the first time,

she ignored it and a week later the love of her

life dumped her for no good reason so

BEWARE, and just send the stupid letter!!

Article 1: The Kiss

1.Kiss on the hand

I adore you

2. Kiss on the cheek

I just want to be friends

3.Kiss on the neck

I want you

4.Kiss on the lips

I love you

5.Kiss on the ears

I am just playing

6.Kiss anywhere else

lets not get carried away

7. Look in your eyes

kiss me

8.Playing with your hair

I can't live without you

9. Hand on your waist

I love you to much to let you go

Article 2:

The Three Steps

1. Girls:

If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.

2. Guys

If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.

3.Guys & Girls

Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.

Article 3 :

The Commandments

1.Thou shall not squeeze too hard.

2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.

3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

Here are a few reasons

why guys like girls:

1.They will always smell good

even if its just shampoo

2. The way their heads always

find the right spot on our shoulder

3. How cute they look when they sleep

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden

everything is right in the world

6. How cute they are when they eat

7. The way they take hours

to get dressed but in the end

it makes it all worth while

8.Because they are al ways warm

even when its minus 30 outside

9. The way they look good

no matter what they wear

10. The way they fish for compliments

even though you both know that you

think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth

11. How cute they are when they argue

12. The way her hand always finds yours

13.The way they smile

14. The way you feel when you see their name

on the call ID after you just had a big fight

15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore'

even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way they kiss when

you do something nice for them

17.The way they kiss you when you say

'I love you'

18. Actually ...

just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry

20.. Then the way they apologize

for crying over something that silly

21.

The way they hit you and expect it to hurt

22.

Then the way they apologize when it does hurt.

(even though we don't admit it)!

23. The wa y they say 'I miss you'

24. The way you miss them

25. The way their tears make you want to

change the world so that it

doesn't hurt he r anymore... Yet

regardless if you love them, hate them,

wish they would die or know that you would die

without them ... it matters not.

Because once in your life,

whatever they were to the world

they become everything to you.

When you look them in the eyes,

traveling to the depths of their souls

and you say a million things without trace of

a sound, you know that your own life

is inevitable consumed within the rhy thmic beatings

of her very heart. We love them for a million

reasons, No paper would do it justice.

It is a thing not of the mind

but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

This chain started in 1887.

It is a love chain letter...

In an hour you are supposed to send it to

25 people.

If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffeine. (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have ADD.

You think it'd be cool to have ADD.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

This is true!


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism


A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

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If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5032 - Favs: 5,063 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bring It On by Lost in Believing reviews
Co-Written with xForeverDazzledx. Three girls are off for the summer of their lives. Camping with everyone in their class. But things get hectic when the guys of the school are there to take over. These friends are ready to take revenge. E&B J&A E&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,418 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 1/21/2009
Bella? Is that you? by Blake Murphy reviews
Bella becomes a shifter a few months the Cullens leave. But, she becomes a different type of shifter. The Cullens come back 10 years later. What happens when Alice finds an injured shifter in the forest? How will she react when the shifter is really Bella? The Twilight Sage is the property of Stephanie Meyer, I only take credit for my ideas. WARNING: contains futa.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 37,694 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Tartarus by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Isabella doesn't believe in mind-blowing sex, or even mutual satisfaction. She believes in friction. Until one day she rubs a certain Statistics Professor the wrong way - the result is glorious chaos. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,611 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 121 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Everlasting Love by The Forgotten Lover reviews
What if Alice and Bella knew each other when Alice was human,in 1920? They discovered love as humans,but when Mary Alice and Isabella are torn apart,what happens when they find out they've both been "turned" in present day? Will time carry their love? A/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,045 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Alice, Bella - Complete
You are my home by L J Clark reviews
What happens when the Cullens get invited to the coronation of the Volturi's adopted daughter only to find out that it's Bella? Set during New Moon as if Jake didn't exist and starring a super powerful yet mentally ill Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,364 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Worthless by AwesomeSamster reviews
Both Bella's parents have died and she has no one left. What will happen when a mysterious family adopts her and she falls for one of them? B/E First FanFic! Co-written with jrfan81! I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT! SM DOES!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,126 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Notes Galore! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
What happens when you mix a very hyper Bella, a pad of paper and a pen? THIS! Baisiclly, the Cullen's start passing note instead of talking. Very random, very, very OOC. Very funny. So, please read and reveiw.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 40,684 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Bella Cullen, Edward Masen by ThoughtlesslyThinking reviews
The twilight story in contrary. Bella Cullen as the vampire with the perfect familiy and Edward Masen the new boy in Forks, how will things work out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
She Wants Revenge by Tomwillisrulz reviews
Sequel to Full Circle. She wants revenge against a member of the Cullen family but who is she and what exactly does she want? A/B pairing
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 138 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Alice, Bella
Nights with Edward by hermione29 reviews
A story filled with lust, love, passion, and fluff. Everything you wished Stephanie Meyer had put in the books. Completely in character. Love scenes with Edward and Bella! First story, please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
Alexander the Half Breed by NatsNeko reviews
Sequel to BSA. After living in Italy for nine long years, Alexander decides to go home. He hopes to find the Cullen's still in Forks and his grandpa. When he finds a book just teeming with sorcercy, will dark magic bring his mother back? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,718 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Edward, Bella
Future sun by Black-Rose-Of-Night reviews
What if when Edward and the Cullens left they left a love struck Alice behind too? Unknown feelings revealed? Better then it sounds...Alice/Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,298 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Alice, Bella
Camp Cullen: Here We Go Again by TwiHard24 reviews
The gang's back for another year at camp and relationships are stronger than ever! Add in a rival camp and some 'friendly' competition and you're in for a load of surprises, new pranks, and new friends. Will the survive the ultimate challenge? Funny! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,891 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Twilight Corner by appirates reviews
Bella owns a coffee shop, Twilight Corner, and James helps her. He is also her boyfriend but he beats her. One day she meets a bronze-haired boy. He is also hurting. Can they save each other? T for violence! R&R please! BxE eventually AH and AU!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,841 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Is There Really A Silver Lining For Every Cloud? by xXx.La.tua.cantante.xXx reviews
Bella has been abused by her father Charlie ever since her mother died when she was eight. She has almost given up hope, Can Edward and the Cullens help her escape before it is too late?... EXB. RATED T-M for abusive scenes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,740 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008
Bet I Can! by cool-gal95 reviews
Alice and Rose have a bet. The bet is to not touch their husbands for a month. Both are confident that they can win. But can they? Read to find out! Set 1 year after Breaking Dawn. Canon Pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,756 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Rosalie, Alice
New Love by m.jan529 reviews
What happens when Bella has found Edward and Rosalie making love? And Emmett found out and took Bella away. Will things get interesting with Bella and Emmett? Will they ever be able to forgive Edward and Rosalie? And get back with them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,520 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/26/2008
The First Time by ili.secretsr4me reviews
This story is all human. Bella and Edward have many "first time" events, and each will get your heart flying! The summary isn't that god, but i promise that the story is much, much, much better LOL! Please R&R! Canon pairings. ExB EmxR JxA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
What if? by SacreJambons reviews
What if Bella had picked up the phone in New Moon instead of Jacob? What would have happened? Read to find out! Chapter 10 is up!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,223 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
cinderbella by ili.secretsr4me reviews
When the clock strikes twelve, your wish will fade." The fairy godmother said with a sad smile." Imagine Isabella Swan as Cinderella, living with her evil step mother and two nasty stepsisters. Two new kids have a party, inviting everyone. What happens?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2009
Heavy PMS by emeralda violeta reviews
what happens when bella has her period? these are very slight exaggerations of my own behavior during my own time from bella's stand point. i really get like this myself. she's a complete emotional monster to everyone. read and review. its really funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,999 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3228 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Cullen Academy by Lost in Believing reviews
Undercover, these six students must face the challenges of getting back their secret that they stole from them. To complete the mission they have to act like their in love. Risking your life is one thing, but doing it when your someone is another. AH AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,325 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare: Bella vs Cullens by Melted-Golden-Eyes reviews
Edward’s gone hunting and the rest of the Cullen’s stayed behind with Bella. What happens when someone ‘cough’ Alice and Emmett ’cough’ wants to play the dreaded Truth or Dare? Rated T because I feel like it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,102 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008
I'll Miss You, My Love by Melted-Golden-Eyes reviews
When Edward leaves in New Moon Bella commits suicide because she no longer has to care for Charlie and Jacob. Everyone thinks Bella is gone forever but is she really? Rated T becuase I feel like it and I'm paranoid. Bella/Edward eventually.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,033 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Sweet Alexander by NatsNeko reviews
In the middle of the night, 17-year-old Isabella Swan arrives in Forks. She carries with her: two bags of necessities, a purse, and a baby carrier. What the hell happened there? ExB Chap 12 up. The last chapter. Expect sadness, and angst!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,097 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Twilight Games by Lost in Believing reviews
Based off The Hunger Games. Each year twenty four kids are sent to an arena to kill each off. Every moment is televised. New enemies are made. Alliances are formed. But something new has happened this year-Two lovers pitted against each other. E&B AU AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Secrets and Immortal A twilight sequel by SmileKylz reviews
The setting is 2 years later from the date Bella became immortal. Her crazy newborn years are over. Her grief against Jacob is almost over. Everything is perfect. That is, until a dark secret comes back from Bella’s past. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
What does Emmett say? by Anomaly-Anomaly reviews
Story is still up purely because I need to beta.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,832 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Fall Back Again by gemin reviews
A Jasper and Bella tale. Jasper does not meet Alice in the diner. She goes to the Cullen's alone. Jasper has a different kind of adventure before he meets the Cullens. When he meets Bella he's dealing with shadows of his past that only she can rid him of.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,672 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Jasper, Bella
Betrothed and forgotten A twilight fanfic by SmileKylz reviews
Set in Forks, kind of medieval times. Bella is betrothed to Prince Jacob, but wants to be with Edward. Edward makes a snap desicion, thats harms her the most..and she ends up hurting herself. And what will happen when the vamps/wolves fight it out? Read2C
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 47,203 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Bella
How Do We Fix This? by His Half Blood Princess reviews
What happens when our favorite vampire men sit down for a discussion and the women overhear the wrong part? What will it take to get in the good books of our favorite vampire women? Rated T to be safe. All Cullen characters in this fic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
emmett and his wonder worm! read it please! by kimaruZwolf reviews
Emmett has an idear where he bites a worm and sees if it turns into a vampire worm!. dear me we are in trouble so read & review because this is one crazy worm that will touch your heart! awwwww! lol but seriously read it because you have to or... just do!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Emmett
The Ivory Angel by Tears of Constantine reviews
Bella becomes a runaway as she desperatly tries to protect Edwards unborn child.At the same time he is desperatly searching for her, to save her life. She lied to him about one thing though to protect him, That its not his child. Has some mature romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,925 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Edward, Bella
Untold Moments Jalice by SacreJambons reviews
My favorite couple in the Twilight series is jasper and alice, so i elaborated on some untold moments in their relationship. Enjoy! : Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,102 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Alice, Jasper
The Swan Princess by daruma-sama reviews
This is a Twilight/Swan Princess cross-over fic. Please read and enjoy. EdxB,EmxR,EsxC,AxJ the set pairings.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,789 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Last Moment by Lost in Believing reviews
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: Please? Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you! Slow down! Guy: Take my helmet and put it on yourself. She takes the helmet and puts it on, as they speed down the road. AH Jake&Nessie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Bella & Alice : The Prank War by NoOffence101 reviews
When Alice and Bella get pranked by the Cullen boys, they team up. And there's nothing scarier than a future seeing vampire pixie, and a clumsy, crafty human! This is my first FanFic but I think it's good lol! Chapter 4 here!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Alice, Bella
Cyclone Sunday by PaigeMariexoxo reviews
When Emmett drags Bella and Edward downstairs to play Truth Or Dare when Renesmee isn't home, things take a turn for the worst. Edward and Bella have to do a dance to the song Cyclone. Someone walks in during the dance, and things get nasty. More oneshots
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Babysitting Bella by GoldenEyes4 reviews
What will happen when Emmett and Jasper are left to watch over Bella when the Cullen's go on a four day hunting trip? Only a hilarious disaster that will cause them to be chased and hunted down.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,750 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When by Number-1- Twilighters reviews
You know you are! This is the list of things that us "Twilighters" do because of our obsession. Use it as your Twilight checklist. 1,000 reasons!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 23,069 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
Love story by Taylor Swift , Twilight style by TwilightFreak4life96 reviews
title says it all...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2008
Getting Edward Wasted by ginnyinvisible reviews
Post New Moon; does not recognize Eclipse or Breaking Dawn. However, Bella already tried to get Edward to sleep with her, and this occurs right afterwards; Bella moves to a new plan of attack. Can a vampire get drunk?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
I'm A Big Girl Now by krstn7727 reviews
Renesmee decides it's time to go to school. Will her life be anymore exciting at Forks High then it is at the Cullen Mansion? Read & Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,692 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Daughter Nature by Bella's Bff reviews
When Bella saw Laurent in the meadow in New Moon, Jacob was too late. Ten years later, Bella is changed, kinda gothic, living alone. When she gets to school, she can smell vampires... ExB Title explaination: 1st ch; rated for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,525 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Shiny Volvo Incident by OfFiCiAl.TwIlIgHtEr reviews
Post-Breaking Dawn. What happens when Bella tells Edward she wanted to kill his car once? What happened to Emmett's old Jeep? Why am I asking you these things? R&R please! oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daughter Nature: Chapter Nine: Unedited Version by Bella's Bff reviews
This is the Unedited Version of Daughter Nature: Chapter Nine: Lemons Aren't Always Sour. Don't read it if you haven't read Daughter Nature, it won't make any sense. ExB Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 142 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Edward POV The Engagement reviews
This is Edward's POV of when Bella and Edward told Charlie of the engagment.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Edward, Charlie S. - Complete