Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Sin City, and Breakfast Club.
Real Name: Taylor Ashliee
I'm LadyAshI'm my own person.
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Sometimes, I Think About It At Night... (Formerly know as Behind Closed Bedcurtains)
And So She Screamed: I was watching Sin City the other night, and this kinda came to me while I was writing Sometimes,...It just kinda inspired me when Nancy told Hartigan she didnt scream.
PAIRINGS: This is basically a list of parings that I like/love, and that I don’t like/hate. With the list of stuff above, just know that if I don’t mention those here, it means that I like that show/movie/book/whatever, but it doesn’t hugely matter what pairing it is. Doesn’t matter I don’t like the stuff, it just means that Im a very flexible person! : P
House/Wilson: This pairing makes a really good read, because of how much those two have been there for each other through. Wilson seems to have a deeper understanding of House than anyone else, even Cuddy. And most of the time, Wilson seems to be the only one that can make House smile.
"Ever tighten a guitar string so tight that it can’t take the strain? It makes a high pitched noise...almost like a scream? Eeeeeeee?"
House/Chase: Chase, seems to both look up to, and resent House, all at the same time. I think this is an interesting pairing, because, while Chase tries to get on his boss's good side, he doesn’t agree with anything House says. This pairing makes me smile, because I think it’s funny to watch Chase agree, and disagree all at the same time. Flustered!Chase is always funny. Sorta like drunk!Wilson :)
"You're mad at Foreman, I get it-" "You're fired."
House/Taub: Taub is a very interesting person. He seems to have some issues that make him unique, and a good character to read about. He always seems to have good ideas, and has a strong way of dealing with his emotions. For this pairing, I see a lot of potential, because House likes people that are interesting, and the farthest from boring. And Taub happens to be a person just like that.
"House, call your mom." "What are you, my mom?"
House/Kutner: Kutner is like...House's little work Buddy, and it kinda seems logical, in a way, to pair these two together. Kutner looks up to House, and respects him, even though House doesn’t really give a crap half the time about what people think. And deep down, proven by what happens, and how everyone reacts, House really does care about the dude:-O
"Kutner... you're sort of Asian. Go get this Chinese translated."
Foreman/Chase: They work together, get along and fight all in the course of ten minutes. This pairing seems logical, because of how often they see each other at work, and outside of the hospital. Its almost like reading about House/Chase, because, when you really, truly think about it, Foreman is House, only taller. LOL.
"Mickey Mantle had a whole bar named after him - he got a transplant."
Kutner/Taub: These two always have something to say to each other, and even though they're friends, sniping back and forth always makes us smile. For some odd reason, I can picture a kind of..."Its Lupus." It’s never Lupus." “I hate you." "I hate you too." "Let’s have sex." "Okay." Scene. LMAO.
"How come you've never said anything about this before?"
Kutner/Wilson: Kutner seems to have a few issues, involving his family, and the way he feels about a lot of things. Wilson is, to me at least, a very interesting person, and he tends to try to support people around him, the best he can. I think, after finding out about what happens to Kutner, it would seem like this pairing could have happened, and our favorite buddy would still be brightening the show :'( Sheds a tear for Kutner. In a way, I think that Wilson would have helped him deal with a lot of stuff.
"House decided to humor these parents."
Kutner/Chase: This, to me, is more like...a random sex pairing, usually involving a PWP Sorta notion. LMAO. I would consider it for a serious fic...eventually: P
"Your momma's so fat..."
Wilson/Taub: Hah, as much as I love Taub, he is a stubborn ass sometimes... -loves-. Wilson seems to...neutralize that streak in people. I think that if this pairing was to go down, things would calm down, and Taub would be less stressed. And I think Wilson needs someone to talk to other than House and Cuddy: P Not saying that House and Cuddy aren’t good peeps...its just...the garden needs a new sprinkler.
"Taub. Another graduate of the House School of Being a Dick"
Wilson/Chase: Again, with the grounding method that Wilson possesses. He's got a very calming influence. Except when he's mad. Because he flails a lot when he's mad. And that’s not very calming at all! Chase seems to get upset at things a lot. He's a bit of a girlyboy, no offence, and gets emotional sometimes: P. I think that Wilson could very easily make Chase less stressed. & not like that! Get your mind out of the gutter!
"You say that like I can do something about it"
Anyone on the show/OC This pairing is fun. You can create, and enjoy! Sort of like pizza at East Side Mario’s.
"Porn doesn’t download itself..."
House/Cuddy: I know I prefer slash, but this pairing seems logical, because Cuddy challenges House, and makes him think. Nothing is better than House's thought face. Lol. Expect his music face. That one makes me smile :D
"Men are stupid."
House/Cameron: Cameron had always carried that torch for House, and in a small, small, small way, he has cared for her. A little. When she quit, I think that House felt like no one wanted to work for him anymore, and even though he would loath to admit it, it probably hurt. I mean, especially the way Foreman ditched, waving his pink scarf in the air, quitting because he didn’t want to end up like House? Personally, I think House rocks. He's smart, and very interesting. There's nothing wrong with him, and I really hate people who "wish they could make him all better." House is House because that’s who he is. And it’s not a bad thing; actually, it’s rather good. Cameron sees that. Those two would make a great couple, because I don’t think she necessarily wants to 'fix him', but more or less, make him feel like someone is there, and that people can care about people without a different motive than sex, or money. I think that House mistake’s pity for compassion.
"Or else Im tapping that, and its totally hot."
House/Chase: Oh...wait... Haha. We're into boy/girl pairings now...sorry Chase!
House/Amber: You know, I don’t really mind this pairing too much, except for the fact that in every story where these two get involved, Wilson gets hurt. And that’s not fair. I'm okay with this pairing, a little, but at the same time, it would be like sleeping with yourself.
"If you’re not cheating, you’re not trying..."
Wilson/Cuddy Yes, yes, it’s been done a thousand and three times, and it never gets old. Because of that whole "They're not dates/ we're going on a date." arc, a lot of writers have seen the potential. I mean, to be realistic, if for some reason, it didn’t work, their jobs would be very, very awkward. But at the same time, they know each other, and there is a trust there, that can be hard to achieve with a person of the opposite sex.
"They want a ruling, and both of them scare me..."
Chase/Cameron: Obvious, done a thousand times, a little boring at this point! I don’t mind beta'ing this, actually. It seems okay.
"I don’t wanna get married because you’re afraid of losing me..."
Taub/Thirteen: Hey, he hit on her, and authors went CRAZY with the possibilities! It’s good, I think it could work. It may have to involve some sort of restraint system, but hey, whatever changes your I.V. bag!
"And then you realize...that sucks worse..."
Wilson/Chase: Oh, sorry, sometimes the fact that Chase is a guy kinda runs away one me. My bad :P
Wilson/Amber: Oh. Em. Gee. Do you even know how absolutely mad I was at the writers! I mean, COME ON! From the episode "Frozen" until the accident, you don’t even have to watch for it. Wilson is so...lit up, and happy, and...He just looks like he found the puzzle piece that someone threw under the couch by accident. And then, when Amber passed, he just sorta looked like some idiot ate the puzzle piece. I don’t understand how they could have taken that absolute bliss away from him, after all the crap that goes on with everything else. Being an Oncologist, he needed more to smile about, and when he had finally gotten that happiness, the light bulb burnt out! GAH! Damn you D.S, And K.J!!DAAAAMMMNNN YOOOOUUUUU.
"And I mean that with...all the love in the world..."
House/Thirteen: You know, this pairing kinda gets me a little, because even though it’s a bit of a dumb thought, Thirteen thinks that they have something in common, and that makes a closer bond. I can sort of understand, a little bit. She challenges him, and from what I know, he likes challenges.
Taub and 31-"
Cameron/Thirteen: Cameron is a bit of a softy for people with issues, and this pairing kinda...calls to me, in a way. Thirteen needs someone besides grumpy 'ol Foreman in her life. Like Allison Cameron.
"So...you're telling me so you don’t feel quite as bad after?"
Charlie/Larry: In this show, this would be the most obvious pairing, I think. They have a deep friendship, and a good understanding of each other. Larry has his own unique quirks, and Charlie not only respects them, but enjoys them. They work great together, and smiles, and trust is never in low supply there. Larry and Charlie are great because they can have an entire conversation, without saying a single word.
"Okay...call me crazy..."
Charlie/Don: A friend of mine recently brought this pairing to light. I don’t know, they just go good together. For some reason, I could see why it’s a good pairing. Don has that kinda...self assurance, and Charlie works well off that. I would only think of incestuous relationships in fan fiction. Real life is where I draw the line.
"I was kinda grazed...by a bullet."
Charlie or Larry/OC: Again, Create your own.
Sam/Dean: I know, a lot of people are like, EWWWWW at this pairing, and I can understand, but think about it. A lot of the time, they have each other and no one else...AWKWARD as that sounds, there is logic behind it.
"I went to get a coke."
Lawl: I have a new favorite Supernatural moment:
Aha, the black and white episode from season 5, when the shapeshifter drugs and kidnaps Dean, and dresses him in laderhosen. Sam runs in the room, and like, frees him from the table, and goes "Hey there handsom-"
Dean's like "Shut. Up."
-Flails at shapeshifter-
Peter/Olivia: They've been dancing around each other the whole series. They have potential, and they get each other in the best way.
"Walter! DONT YOU DARE DO THIS-Oh, Olivia, Im gonna kill him."
Walter/Peter: I don’t know...a friend has been trying to get me into this lately, but I need a bit more convincing...just a little.
"I want a sandwich..."
Gibbs/McGee I don’t know why this pairing isn’t more popular, but it’s definitely a good one. McGee seems really shy and a little dorky (in a good way) in the beginning of the series, and Gibbs, to me, is a perfect mentor for him. I like this pairing, because the way they interact is cute LMAO: P
"60 pounds of pressure, and they grip your face, and TWIST 90 DEGREES"
Gibbs/DiNozzo Hah. Tony constantly acts like he's Mr. Tough-dude, and then Gibbs is like "Quiet you!"
"It’s a personal call"
DiNozzo/McGee Aha. This makes me laugh a lot when I read it: P Even though they're a little mean, the names Tony comes up with for McGee make me laugh so hard. I really wish that there would come a time, where McGee gets fed up, and just so totally loses it on Tony. Aha "Hey. McGeek-" -Whack! - "OWWW!!" "Eat. That.".
"McDork is on it Boss."
Gibbs/Abby: I like the way these two interact. I see the possibilities.
"Aha! My Gibbs warning system worked!"
McGee/Abby: Yes, I know, it’s happened, but they do go good together. It cool to see them work together, because they can explain how they get answers and stuff, instead of Gibbs hitting them in the back of the noggin' and saying "Hey, answers?"
"So you know then?"
DiNozzoZiva Haha, I could see this. It would involve some sort of assassination technique, but I could see it happen. And I mean the real deal, not the "Sex on a stakeout for the sake of the people spying on us." Thing. The real deal. Hah.
"I bet you haven’t even seen like...half of these."
Ziva/Palmer: Ahah, I know, it’s weird, but it’s cute! She's all 'tough dude', and he's all 'nerd in a good way' It works. Just think about it for a minute.
"Don’t push me."
Ducky/Abby: This, for me, is on a more, father/daughter kinda level, not so much sexual, or relationship pairing, if you get me. There are possible relationship-type thingies, that could happen, but not in my mind.
"My dear, seeing is, believing."
Ziva/Kate: Lol, I know. I rarely write Het, but when I do, it’s good. LMAO, I know they werent on the show together, but if there would have been, think of the possibilities.
Anyone/OC Love it!
Harry/Snape Yes, I am a Snarry Shipper. It’s great, because they just fit. Snape and Harry work, because of how much they claim to hate each other. With all that hate, there has GOT to be some angry sex in there :P Because there has been so many bad things happening to both of these guys, they seem to be strongest together.
"There's no need to call me sir, professor."
Harry/Draco: I am also a Drarry Shipper. Draco rx the sx. They just get so mad at each other, yet you know in between chapters, there are rabbit like activities happening in a closet somewhere. Draco was never really evil, he just...got confused. Im sure of it. They're both kids that need real friends, someone who knows what it’s like to be on the outside looking in. And those two have each other.
Snape/Hermione: I know, "Oh lordy, she's a student, EW!" Not even! I think that Hermione is a sweet girl, with a lot to offer the world, and a lot of brains. The way Snape talks about Dunderheads, it seems like he doesn’t have very many intelligent people to talk to. They stimulate each others minds, and in my opinion, Snape deserves a nice, caring person in his life, besides Professor Blinding-Robes of the dressed-in-the-dark club. (Dumbledore).
"Are you capable of restraining yourself?"
Snape/Draco: I couldn’t even resist. They just go great together, because they seem to know what its like to be on the inside, wish you weren't.
"I can do this on my own!"
Snape/Lucius: They knew each other in school; they unfortunately work under the same douchbag. There's a level of understanding, and care that takes a while to get.
"Sometimes, I think about it at night..."
Draco/Lucius: Don’t even tell me. I know. It is a good pairing, because it is fictional. I do NOT believe in incestuous relationships in the real world. Lucius has a lot, money, power, looks ;P. But Draco is the most important. Draco is his son, and they have a connection, that you don’t find with all parents and children.
"Now, now Draco. Play nicely."
Okay, first off, I have to say "OH, EM, GEE!" This was, and will be forever, the greatest animated feature like...ever! My favorite actor of all time plays my fav character, Dr. Cockroach.
Dr. Cockroach/Susan: I don't know why, but these two have a great chemistry. They seem to have a connection right away. (After she attempts to end his life with a giant spoon, of course.) Doc really loves science, obviously, and Susan seems to enjoy hearing about him enjoying it :P.
"We really think this new Susan is the cats me-wow...Hahahah...sorry."
Dr. Cockroach/Gen. Monger: Uhm...you know, I see them as friends, because, the whole salute thing made me smile, and then I thought "Well hey; I can picture these two fine gents playing cards!" I would maybe consider a relationship pairing...maybe. Like...you would need to convince me.
"It’s not an insult. It’s a sign of respect."
Dr. Cockroach/OC Pizzzaaaaaa :P Although, I must say, that a girl/guy who loves to learn, and likes the evil laugh would definitely work well.
"You might feel a slight pinch in the brain... Muahahaha...sorry... :-)"
B.O.B/Chloe: Okay, here, I know, I'm weird, but I named his Jell-O. They're just so cute together! And blue goes with green! And, who doesn’t like Jell-O? LMAO.
"I think that Jell-O gave me the wrong phone number..."
B.O.B/Susan: This is a funny one, because Susan seems to enjoy his antics more than anyone in the group. Im sure B.O.B has a serious side...but I don’t think he needs it with Susan around!
"Of course it’s a he! He has boobs!" "We're going to have a talk..." Hehe
Aaaannndddd, I cannot resist. My favorite non-monster involved moment in the movie was the part where Derrick’s mom is trying to get out of the church, but her thumb is too short. LMAO, she's standing there, flailing her little thumb, and going "Thuuuummmbbbsss!! Thuuuummmbbbsss
That’s all for the pairings really. Any of the stuff I didn’t write about, just means that I like anything, really.
I've recently been trying to watch all of the episodes of my fav shows, and I found a great website, movietvshows(dot)com
I dropped my smile today,
Mi Muzik ish whurr I'd liek u 2 touch...
'I've no doubt the devil grins,
at the seas of ink I spatter.
Ye gods, forgive my literary sins,
the other kind don't matter." Forward of Rhymes Of A Rolling Stone- Robert James Service
Forward of Rhymes Of A Rolling Stone- Robert James Service
I have a couple of videos (Harry Potter stuff) on youtube.
Search: Rain Snape Lily, or Snapes iPod.
Barenaked Ladies: One Week
Rocky Horror: Sweet Transvestite
Luther Vandross: The Closer I Get To You
Taylor Swift: Tim McGraw
Pink: So what
Eminem: Cleaning Out My Closet
Sweeney Todd: Johanna (Reprise)
Meatloaf: Paradise By The Dashboard Lights
Matchbox 20: Unwell
Bowie: Ziggy Stardust
The Fray: Over My Head
Timberland: The Way I Are
Ciara: Like A Boy
Olivia Newton John: Lets Get Physical
Colbie Caillet: Anything At All
Elvis: Are You Lonesome Tonight?
Rihanna: Please Dont Stop The Music
Great Big Sea: Mary Mac
Nine Inch Nails: Closer
AFI: Rabits Are Roadkill On Route 37
Bananarama: Na Na Hey Hey
Forbidden Broadway: Wickeder
Greenday:Time Of Your Life
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