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Joined 10-29-08, id: 1728403, Profile Updated: 07-29-12
Author has written 7 stories for Maximum Ride, Mortal Instruments, and Glee.

HELLO TO ANYONE WHO IS READING THIS!!!

I am Doggirlem. I made this account when I was a lot younger, so don't judge on the lameness of my penname... :P Please, just Emily's fine!

Theater is my life! I sing constantly, anywhere I go I'm singing. I love it! Idina Menzel is my idol. I adore performing, and I'd love to continue it and hopefully make a career out of it. I'm a belter, but I'm working on my soprano range as well, and I hope that I'll always be improving the technique and quality of my singing.

I LOVE Glee, my favorite couples being Klaine, Puck/Quinn, Finchel and the occasional St. Berry.

My favorite book forever and always will be Harry Potter. There's not even a question xD

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Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,863 - Reviews: 4059 - Favs: 5,460 - Follows: 3,783 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,234 - Reviews: 3793 - Favs: 3,468 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
CtrlADelete by skwirelygurli reviews
Blaine and Kurt attempt to write email. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 71,015 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
We'll All Float On by klemonademouth reviews
"We can't help it, you two are entertaining. It's like watching reality TV, but far more intelligent and with more sexual repression." Wes was cradling a tub of popcorn. "Or a documentary on the mating rituals or lack thereof of gay teenagers." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 139,253 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Matching Converse and Ballroom Dancing by klemonademouth reviews
"They meet when they're five. They're on the bus to school, and a second grader picks up Blaine's Powerpuff Girls lunch box and throws it out the window. Blaine bursts into tears. Kurt, just a kindergartener, trips the bully as he walks past." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Through the Eyes of the Observer by klemonademouth reviews
During the day, a barista saw a lot of things- people arguing on cellphones, sappy couples, people getting their heartbroken, people getting proposed to. All stages of love, out on display for the world to see, if it so chose. Klaine. Coffeeshop fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Regionals by ImaginedInsanity reviews
There may be spoilers within, especially considering how much inspiration was taken from the spoiler boards! If you hate spoilers, come back later and see if I got it right! This is my hopes for Blaine and Kurt in the Regionals episode! Comments!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,969 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
So I Went and Let You Blow My Mind by klemonademouth reviews
"I stand by my belief that someday, I will meet Neil Patrick Harris, he will fall madly in love with me, we will run off to Vegas, and do the equivalent of having 12 babies." May end up being a slight AU. Filling in the gaps of Blaine's life. BlainexKurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,870 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Rachel Berry: Matchmaker Extraordinaire by Squid7000 reviews
Rachel can spot soul mates from a mile away. So, naturally, when she notices Kurt and Blaine's undeniable connection, she takes it upon herself to get them together. Yeah, she's selfless like that. *Rachel-centric, KLAINE, some Finchel*
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Love to the Tune of Disney by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Disney Themed Glee fic - The Warblers and New Directions team up to sing a bunch of Disney songs for a Children Hospital Benefit. Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,592 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
I Can't Think Of A Damn Title For This by KennyIsOrange reviews
Blaine transfers to McKinley with Kurt. Kurt does something amazing. *wishes this description sounded more attractive*
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Blaine Likes Dictionaries by broadwaypants reviews
Blaine really likes dictionaries, because they give him lots of different ways of defining the word 'kiss.' Now if only he could make Kurt understand that...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Magical Mayhem by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
What happens when Max and her flock meet Harry Potter and his gang? Will the mayhem cease to exist or will things just get worse? You're about to find out! Better than it sounds I swear! R&R please! Old and new pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,812 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Max - Complete
Craziest Crossover EVER! by penspunk reviews
For anyone who wants a good laugh. Max, Harry, and Bella all together. I made this because I hate crossovers, so it's a way of mocking them, but I ended up having lots of fun with it. Read on!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Harry P.
The Green Apple by ditchedbyruby reviews
When Jace and Fang both want food, and there's only one green apple in the fruit bowl, a fight breaks out on instinct. Who shall get it? A silly one shot that I love! Not as much as Magnus Bane, though. OOC Rated T
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Fang, Jace W. - Complete
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Of Warblers and Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches reviews
Kurt is transformed into a . You have to read to find out, because it builds suspense.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,280 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Messing with Klaine reviews
In which many different characters interfere with Kurt and Blaine's relationship. Read it. You'll probably laugh at least once.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,565 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Candy Hearts reviews
Happy Valentine's Day! A fluffy story that's been floating around in my head for a while... KLAINE!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Eggnog reviews
David invites everyone to his Christmas Party. Showtunes and fluff ensue. Rated T for possible language and drinking, although it's only Eggnog.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,972 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Texting reviews
David steals Blaine's phone. Mercedes steals Kurt's phone. Enough said.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Truth or Dare Mortal Instrument Style reviews
All the kids get together for a game of Truth or Dare... What will happen? Read to find out!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009
Truth or Dare Flock Style reviews
what happens when the entire flock, even Total and Ella, gather for a game of truth or dare? you'll find out. My first fanfic. FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008