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Author has written 5 stories for Danny Phantom, Harry Potter, Naruto, and Fairy Tail.
Likes in Fanfiction: Naruto, Harry Potter, Code Geass and Bleach
"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck with a chainsaw and five pounds of TNT?"-Nin Tech, a Naruto Fanfic
“Yes! I knew I could do it! They laughed when I said I could control the very forces of nature! Well, who’s laughing now Plato?! Who’s laughing now, Einstein?! Who’s laughing now, Goodall?! Me, that’s who! Bwahahahahaha! I’m the one that’s laughing! Bwahahaha-!”-Naruto, Nin Tech
If you give a thousand monkeys a thousand typewriters and let them work for a thousand years, eventually you'll get Shakespeare. If you give one monkey a pen, give him five minutes, and then shoot him, the reflexes of his hand twitching while dying will give you the average yaoi story on Fanfiction.net.
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REST IN PIECE TOONAMI.
From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget.
Tom and the Absolution
A great Character and a funny host
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Pairings I like:
Very few NarutoxHinata, mostly when she is a cold bitch to everyone else and naruto takes time to bash down her barriers
NejixYugito (want to see it but havent yet, Kumo nin and Neji, snickers, priceless)
Pairings I dislike:
NarutoxSakura see hinata rant
NarutoxIno mostly see hinata rant
Most NarutoxHinata The problem that I have for this pairing is that Hinata is a fangirl, a lot of people will hate me for saying this, but she is, and i really dont like the fangirls in pairings, honestly she is a stalker, just as bad if not worse than the sasuke fangirls, (Although this is also a reason that i honestly think sakura and ino are idiots, they chase the uchiha heir when the HYUUGA heir can see through clothes and goes after naruto, idiots, just a little sasuke bashing there), also combine that with the way she thinks she understands how he feels when there is no way a clan heir can feel the sheer loneliness, i mean she has a family and everything she can ask for as the daughter of one of the most influential men in Konoha, all she really can complain about is that Hiashi favors Hanabi because she actually trys to become clan heir when even though Hinata states that she wants to change the fate of the clan she doesnt even try to gain the position of clan head, while Hanabi works her ass of to be as good as she es at such a young age, yet the series portrays Hanabi as the bad guy in this relationship, phew that was a lot, but now you can understand why I think Naruto would be so much better off with someone that can understand his pain and loneliness
NaruxTsume, she's Kibas friggin mom wtf thats cradle robbing if i ever saw it
Yaoi/Slash I dont have a problem with it in real life, but I dont want to read about it in fanfction, however if it is only i the backround, such as in Konoha's Scarlet Claw (great read, but slow updates) I dont mind
I hate this pairing, absolutely loathe it
KakaxIruka Kakashi reads porn in public written by the greatest pervert of all time what the hell, this is the most idiotic pairing on earth, and i have dropped fanfic altogether just for having this pairing in it, there is my rant on the kakaxiruka pairing, its just stupid
Favorite X Men
Favorite ending to a series
Code Geass R2 episode 25, best ending to any series ive ever watched, one of the best anime of all time
In Progress: currently updating/ already partly published
1. Harry and Alex Potter and the Sorcerer's stone
I took some time off with this story, because I couldnt come up with any new ideas. until one day whole new twist cam to me. Stroy will mostly focus on Alex, as she will be in Gryffindor. Yes, I said SHE wil be in gryffindor. Not harry. Harry will be in slytherin, but not an evil harry, he will take his sister's side on a lot of things and help her out a lot, give it a chance. I hope that you will like it. Read summary to get an idea, it will be a hell of an interesting first year at hogwarts for the siblings. Im having trouble with the second chapter, it is a filler chapter and its boring once i get past that i will update a lot more frequently
2. Birth of the Mitarashi Clan
Naruto saves a fem Haku and they are adopted by Anko, naruto w/ a love of explosions, deidara is his hero along with the 4th sadistic; Haku slightly sadistic, loves art that lasts
Deidara and Sasori like arguments over art
3. Naruto sensei
Naruto is a highly skilled ninja and grows up with an itachi caliber growth rate, what will he do now that hes a sensei, partly crack, part seriousness
ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY: Already published, not updating
1. My only danny phantom story right now. I dont know when I will get back to it if i ever do
In the Works: writing but not published yet
1. Naruto fic
Naruto is the female ex-anbu partner of itachi is given a genin team, Naruto's weapon will be similar to Jenos Hazard's excelion from black cat, personality similar to anko