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Author has written 13 stories for Naruto, One Piece, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Devil May Cry, Bleach, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Hellsing.
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One Piece, Bleach, DBZ, DBZ GT, Pokemon (yes I still like pokemon), Yu Yu Hakusho, Hellsing, All of Yu Gi Oh (except Zelex), Ruroni Kenshin, Shamen King, Beet the Vandel Buster, Full Metal Alchymist, Inuyasha, Air Gear, 666 Satan, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, GTO (Great Teacher Onikuza) as well as the spin offs, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, Bakuman, Vampire Knight, Black Lagoon, Sengoku Strays, Sengoku Youko, H.O.T.D, Seikirei, Slam Dunk, Initial D, Negima!, Kurohime, Zombie Powder, Claymore, Black Cat, Ranma 1/2, Rave Master, Medabots, Lovehina, Trigun, RosarioVampire, Eruka 7, Tegami Bachi, Metallica Metalluca, Pretty face, Bayblade, Legendz, Guyver, Busho Renkin, Seikon no Qwaser, probably more but I cant remember
"Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired"
"You don't need to to be old to be wise, nor do you need to be a hero to do wants right"
"We are still the masters of our fate. We are still the captain of our souls"
"We don't fight with our swords, we don't fight with our fists. We fight with our hearts"
"Ah Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Boom Boom!"
"Talk is cheap, let's settle this!"
"I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't stick my head that far up my ass"
"While we may come from different places and speak different tongues, our hearts beat as one"
"See...as fish is food for thought, you--as a vegan--probably never get normal ideas...just bug level ones"
"Light is stronger than darkness. But when the darkness is consumed by more darkness, light must take the form of the shadows to continue the fight"
"I am afraid to show you who I really am, because if I show you who I really am, you might not like it—and that’s all I got"
"Well look what the cat dragged in and pissed all over"
"I thought you said there was 20?" "No I asked you would 20 scare you" "20 no, 40 yes"
"You remember why we're doing this?" "Does it make any difference?" "Guess not"
"Needless to say, keep gaming"
"Totally what I'd have done...ya know if I had those cards...and if Jaden were walking me through it step by step" "That's all? Maybe he should hold your hand as well"
"We aren't some petty thieves...WE'RE PIRATES!"
"We call that a book"
"It was worth the pain. That was a wonderful sight we just saw"
"It's like porn with bongos"
"When in doubt, blow shit up"
"I'm Old Gregg"
"There's something out there...something evil. Something that goes by the name of Lady Gaga"
"I'm a cockny geezer, I'm the Hitcher!"
"I've been trapped in this here box, for crimes against humanity! That's right! I raped a dolphin! But technically it was a porpuss!"
"I'm evil! I'm-I'm a nob!"
"Disposable penis! 3.99 Costco"
"Some call me Cillit Bang"
"I'm Electro Boy"
"Hey where ya from?"
"I'll have to turn my back on you"
"I'm Naboo that's who"
"It's S-T-U-M-P, Stump fucking!!!"
"The thing is you'll never know when he's gonna come-when he's gonna arrive easy!"
"Common ya dirty cow get in me wheel barrel common"
"Your like a budgie"
"Fires...anyone can start them but I'm really good at it"
"Hey kids are your balls dropping?"
"Oh the usual way, with a ladder and a six pack"
"Oh I pooped a lung"
"I am Dr. Henry J. Sexualfrustradedpuppetfucker. Yes that's my name. I believe its German"
"Boo it up! Every boo goes to making my erection a little bit stronger!"
"I'm king of the squirrels!"
"I give myself a thousand points!"
"Texas: Capital Punishment Rocks!!
"Where do you think red hot comes from? From RED, BABY!!!"
"To be a gentleman or to be on time? Well seeing as I'm never on time..."
"Ya know let me check his pulse in his pockets"
"If ya squeeze him real hard he'll start to bleed"
"Yes i screw you up good!"
"Why is the rum gone?"
"This is politics"
"We were led to this map by the ultimate providence! This, my friend, is th' workings of CAPITALISM!"
"Well, well, ain't you cute...in a talky kinda way"
"Lunch is the reason we go to school"
"God gave you a penis and a brain, and only enough blood to run one at a time"
"What's mine is mine. What's yours is also mine"
"You tame a dog with food. You tame a man with money. But there is nothing, that can tame the Wolf"
"A good man is never far from a woman"
"The flesh of the weak is the food for the strong"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you take it up too high how am I gonna inject the cheese?"
"It's not a snow-globe you ingnaramous!"
"Piece of crap cable!" "What are you doing?" "Maintenance, shut up!"
"Where's the bacon?" " Bacon is extra" "You call this a sandwich you don't have bacon on it?"
" 'We cannot legally send you a quote unquote 'buttload of organs' ' ?" "I didn't say buttload. Che, I said assload. Bureaucrats"
"I have yet to see a welfare check and this is my second summons in two days"
"Is he gonna be able to chase us? Cause if i woke up looking like that, i would just run to the nearest living thing and kill it"
"Why does everything have to be a federal case with you?"
"How many TVs have you broken this year?" "A lot more than you have!"
"I will pee all over my pants...and THEN whose gonna end up looking bad heh?"
"So I gotta go in your room now, gonna be in there a long time and i am NOT to be disturbed!"
"Look where's the stove?" *lights arm chair on fire* "Here it is!"
"Open the door Meatwad it's Dracula"
"He's a reverse vampire...they crave the sun"
"Could you bring me some girls?"
"The son of God was born on that day...and his parents were killed by Voldemort and he knew he had to go to Wizard College!"
"Shut up! There can be only one!"
"That's blood my friend"
"A mongrel dog that tucks its tail and runs away from battle without fighting should not bark!"
"Ah the can of Coke Cola. An icon of the free world. As American as the oval office. So what shall we knock it down with today?"
"With your permission, I will speak now. You would honor me by translating. The Sky People have sent us a message... That they can take whatever they want. That no one can stop them. Well we will send them a message. You ride out as fast as the wind can carry you... You tell the other clans to come. Tell them Toruk Makto calls to them! You fly now, with me! My brothers! Sisters! And we will show the Sky People... That they can not take whatever they want! And that this... this is our land!"
"In an honest service there is thin commons, low wages, and hard labor; in this, plenty and satiety, pleasure and ease, liberty and power; and who would not balance creditor on this side, when all the hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour look or two at choking. No, a merry life and a short one, shall be my motto."
"A man who can't uphold his beliefs is pathetic in this world and the next."
"You know what you are... what you're made of. War is in your blood. Don't fight it. You didn't kill for your country. You killed for yourself. God's never gonna make that go away. When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing."
"Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it."
"War is a necessary evil. It provides meaning to the lives of many, it creates millions of jobs to support the war effort, leads to technological advances in attempts to gain an edge in the conflict, and at the most basic foundation of war, it is Social Darwinism in work.
Agree, disagree, it doesn't matter. Life is war, it was here before you, it will be here after you. War is inevitable, war is the world we live in. War is eternal."
"You cannot change fate. However, you can rise to meet it, if you so choose."
Rescue Mission: Save Hinata: Naruto and Hinata have finally found each other, but suddenly they get into a fight! naruto knows in his heart that Hinata would not hate him and with the help of his friends, finds out that Hinata was been kidnapped
Fic type: Normal
The Soul of the Fox and the Eagle: One night, Hyuuga Hinata is walking through a park in Konoha dreaming about a certain blond haired ninja. Then her dream becomes a nightmare when she's attacked by strange beasts with white masks and finds her crush bleeding. She is now a shinigami. NaruHina, SasuSaku, GaaYugi (more pairings later on)
Fic type: Cross over. Naruto and Bleach
Status: In the Works
A Princess Amongst Thieves
Summary: Hinata, a lost princess from the southern kingdom wonders lost in the far northern mountains. She is then saved by Naruto, the leader of a gang of thieves. When he and his gang discover who she is, they argue over what they should do with her. Naruto surprises them all with his decision of escorting her back to the south. Inspired by the amazing "Bone" saga written and illustrated by Jeff Smith. Naruto/Bone crossover. Well...sorta...
Naruto: A leader of a gang of thieves.
Hinata: A lost princess from the southern kingdom.
Sasuke: Second in command. Quiet and usually found meditating.
Shikamaru: The gang's lazy genius. He plans and plots the course for the team.
Kiba: A pro tracker and hunter but a poor womanizer. He and his dog Akamaru hunt food for the team and watching out for traps and bounty hunters.
Choji: The gang's cook and strongman.
Status: In the Works
Underdogs: Naruto, Kiba and Shikamaru are three high school drop outs who decide to enlist in the army. Will they succeed or have they been playing too much Call of Duty? NaruHina, SasuSaku, ShikaTem, NejiTen, GaaMatsu later on.
Fic type: AU (alternate universe) sorta COD cross over.
Status: In the Works
The Beast Within: After Naruto makes a careless mistake with his summoning jutsu, he sends himself and his friends to the Animal Summons realm. To hide they must turn into animals themselves with help from Gamabunta but what happens when Hinata doesn't transform?
Fic type: Normal. Romance/Adventure
Status: Not Stared.
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