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JACK. How you can sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I can't make out. You seem to me to be perfectly heartless.
ALGERNON. Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.
JACK. I say it's perfectly heartless your eating muffins at all, under the circumstances.
ALGERNON. When I am in trouble, eating is the only thing that consoles me. Indeed, when I am in very great trouble, as anyone who knows me intimately will tell you, I refuse everything except food and drink. At the present moment I am eating muffins because I am unhappy. Besides, I am particularly fond of muffins.
JACK. Well, that is no reason why you should eat them all in that greedy way. [takes muffins from Algernon]
ALGERNON. [Offering tea-cake]. I wish you would have tea-cake instead. I don't like tea-cake.
JACK. Good heavens! I suppose a man may eat his own muffins in his own garden.
ALGERNON. But you just said it was perfectly heartless to eat muffins.
JACK. I said it was perfectly heartless of you, under the circumstances. That is a very different thing.
ALGERNON. That may be. But the muffins are the same.

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Three Leaves Left reviews
Sequel to "Bryter Layter." In this installment: a part four teaser, and a little rant/explanation. If you've been following the story (I know there's one of you out there! ) you probably should read this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,230 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2001 - Published: 11/23/2000
Bryter Layter reviews
Spans four or so years (not including prologue) of the lives and loves of Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs. (Well, there's not a lot of emphasis on the life-and-love of Wormy, but we're sure you get the idea.) 100% cholesterol-free! Enviromentally-frie
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,270 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 1/30/2001 - Published: 8/28/2000
The Magical Mystika Tour reviews
Er. Some things rather defy summary. Draco is stricken, Crabbe reads Proust, and Ron feels neglected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/16/2000
See Harry Run. reviews
Harry Potter meets Dick and Jane. Cathryn did it first and better, but not quite like this, methinks. Just something to occupy my twisted mind while the wonderful Cassandra b-reads Bryter part 7...you are getting sleeeeepy. you are reading this nonsense..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 106 - Published: 10/4/2000
Phoenix reviews
A very short, dark little piece about transience--the product of a depressing morning and a paper on Beowulf. *sigh*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/20/2000
Hava Nagini reviews
A filk of Hava Nagila, starring everyone's favorite evil sidekick...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2000