Author has written 2 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Twilight.
Lol, not much to say about me, but whatever!
By the By, I am an Envy Fangirl. So what if he's a little bit effeminate? He's HOT!!
Name: Lynnea (Lynn for short)
Age: 16, i just turned 16 on the 9th of november...I feel old...jk
Height: 5'2"(ugh, the horror of being short!!) (I LOVE YOU GOD!! I GREW AN INCH AND NOW I'M...FIVE TWO)
Eyes: Blue. like, light blue. It might be my skin that brings out the color, idunno...
Hair: almost black--but it shines red and brown in the sun.
Location: In your miiiiiinnnnndddd!!
Ocupation: I am part of the Jack and Jill assassinations assosiaction (JJAA). You think that fall down the hill was an accident? Yeah, you go on believing that...eheh...inside joke...
Likes: lol, chocolate! I mean, really who doesn't like chocolate?? well...I guess I shouldn't be saying that, considering I have a friend who despises chocolate with every fiber of her being and refuses to even have a bit of it...which I guess isn't too bad!! More for me!! hmm...I love basket ball, soccer, and volleyball..and running. I always do cross country AND track...yeshshsh
Dislikes: i don't like tennis, I like watching football but not playing it. I kinda have to like watching football, or at least I have to watch it, I'm a cheerleader, so...
Randomness: Most of my friends are guys, and I only have three friends that are girls. they're both seirous tomboys and I'm the only one in my group who doesn't like playing football. Plus, They make fun of me cuz I'm a cheerleader...--pout-- well, me and Sally, but whatever.I'm friendly with pretty much everyone, though, and I talk to anyone I sit by. I'm kind of argumentative and short-tempered, but I'm nice enough. I'm talkative...really talkative...Also, I know english (obviously), spanish, french, and italian.
Love life: I'm really picky when it comes to boyfriends. I've only had about four in my lifetime. One broke up with me but we're still friends. One broke up with me over a text message and I refused to talk to him until he spologized, and he never did. One of them I broke up with because he freaked out that I hung out wiht guys, he thought I was cheating on him, so I broke up with him. He wouldn't leave me alone, though, so Joe told him to back off, andhe didn't. Joe beat him up (got a suspension because he did it on school property)
One cheated on me, and I broke up with him. Thing that sucks is I found out through my friend Joe, and I really like the guy. I mean I was totally in love with him, and he treated my like a princess, and I thought he was just so...perfect! Sweet thing about Joe is he let me cry over it, he's good with handling with people who are upset. He, like, comforted me and all. I asked my bf about the girl Joe said he was with, and he told me Joe was lying. Being stupid, I believed him and I blew up at Joe.
Well, Joe confronted him and said if he kept screwing around with me, he'd beast the shit out of him (that's exactly what he said, apparently). The guy dumped me the next day (I was really upset, and still wouldn't talk to Joe), and I was convinced Joe was just being a jerk, but then during Lunch period, the guy who broke up with me was totally making out with this girl at his table. I felt horrible, but Joe forgave me IMMEDIATELY. He didn't even let me say I was sorry, I came up to him after school (we're neighbors and I came to his house) and all I got out was his name, and he was like "It's ok."
I cried really hard, like, that whole week. I was touchy and moody and I didn't hink I'd get over it, but my friends were all there for me (especially Joe, he was always comforting me) and eventually I got over it.
So, because of those three experiences (the first wasnt so bad, since we stayed friends) I'm always really picky with guys.
Oh, I had my first kiss in second grade with my BFF! The teacher totally spazzed out, because Joe (We've known each other forever) and I kissed out on the playground, and she saw us, and we got a huge lecture of PDA's (public displays of affection)
If someone else was looking at me, they'd probably think...(hey, this is what my friend says they'd say)
Wow, she's hyper...
Is she always that 'squeal-ly?'
Damn, that chick has some lungs on her, how long as she been talking to that kid without taking a breath.
(lol, my friend told me that when I was younger...(sigh) yes, Juliana (biffle) is just as much as a geek as I) (not LITERALLY geek, just...our inside joke...)
Oh, and by the by, biffle means the same thing as bffl, it's just when you say bffl out loud, like, together as a word, it says biffle, so...yea...)
lol, moving on!
I love this thing, the bolded things are me.
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm FEMALE, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big ASSETS.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm QUIET so I MUST be timid and shy
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm of MIXED ANCESTRY so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.
I LIKE to sit back and just watch other peoples interactions, so i MUST be a stalker/murderer/rapist.
Let's get rid of the stereotypes, hmm??
Me luvs FullMetal Alchemist!! Envy's my favorite!!
Oh, and Naruto! I like that too! That Itachi is a hottie, lol. Too bad he's evil...
Oh, yes, Avatar is the best thing since...ever...Prince Zuko was sooo cool!! And Sokka! (sigh) yeah...
hmmm...Death note! Go L!! And I guess Light, but I don't like how he killed L...and he's evil...but other than that he's hot...
Grey's anatomy, but I haven't been watching it a lot lately. Lol, I like Patrick Dempsey...
I basically like any reality show...eheh...
Those 'OMG' videogames! (that means cool videogames, just in case u didn't kno)
Tales of the Abyss...I mean really, Guy (disregarding his phobia) has to be the hottest thing since...since the sun! (what? the sun's hot!)
Tales of Symphonia, not as good as Tales of the Abyss, but Kratos is one hottie, ain't he? why do all the hottest guys have to be fictional!?
Tales of Legendia, I like Senel...
Final Fantasy X (this is the only FF game I liked) Tidus and Auron were my favorites...
Bestest books and movies
Twilight!! (2 words, Taylor. Lautner.)
I know what you did last summer (the book, not the movie, I DON'T WATCH HORROR MOVIES!!)
Journey to the center of the Earth (the movie sucked in my opinion, but the book was good)
Iron Man, Superman, Batman begins, the Dark knight, pretty much any super hero movie. Oh! Spiderman 1 2 and 3 and Hulk.
Made of honor, 27 dresses, any chick flick...
OMG!! A WALK TO REMEMBER!! I love that movie...
The notebook is good, too.
"Well, if a girl plays that part, it'll be really awkard since the other girl has to get realy close to their face..." -my drama teacher--we were doing this one play and..yeah
"I wouldn't mind seeing that..." -Joe (my friend)
"I'm going to the bathroom to pick up some drugs, you want some?" -Jenny (another friend, she's just kidding around, by the way)
"Tickle my Fancy!" -Kelly
"Tickle YOUR fancy!"-Alex
"Dude, I can't do that in public!"-Kelly (they didn't know what tickle my fancy meant, so they made this up)
"I like how all of the things he wears are exceptionally tight..." -Max (girl, short for Maxene, she was talking about this one male model...)
"Dude, that helath food is disgusting!"-Kev
"No it is not! I love health food!"-Alex
"But its...(shudder) healthy!" -Kev
"He's shmexier than anything in real life, but he loks like a chick in that photo..." -Jenny (referring to Zac Efron)
"Joe, stop talking!" -our choir teacher
"But I wasn't--" -Joe
"(Cuts him off) That's detention." -Choir teacher
"Hey, I--" -Joe
"Do you want another one??"-Choir teacher
"Then shut up." -Choir teacher
"So, Julia's coming to my house tonight," Naasir (talking about his girlfriend)
"Oh, that's great, I really don't want to know the details." -me
"Yeah, I'm debating whether or not to keep my clothes on, it's gonna be really hard."-Naasir (don't worry, he's all talk, no action. Not to mention Julia is NO NONSENSE)
"Would I ever have a chance of going out with you...ever?" Ron (he's the jerkiest kid ever, and he was asking this to every girl in our school)
"Probably not, No..."-me
"I'M NOT SHORT!! I JUST LIVE IN A BIG WORLD!!" -xBlackxConversex (this is just soo true)
uhh...yeah, I think that's it...Not very long...DEFINATELY not as long as Culinaromancer's (she's this amazing poet who took POETRY CLASSES (UNFAIR) who has a verrrryyyy long profile...) but my profile will do...for now...
Oh, and btw, I won't have AIM speak when I type my stories, I'll actually have good grammar, it drives me insane when people put u, and r, and omg, and stuff in a story. Unless it's in the author's note.
Yeah, thanks for reading!