KitsuneLuvr88
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Joined 10-30-08, id: 1729274, Profile Updated: 05-29-12
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Name: Rin or Kitsune chan

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

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Favorite Anime: fairy tail, naruto, karin, FMA, the prince of tennis, and more

Favorite naruto couples: sasunaru,sakuino,sakuhina,naruino,nejiten,nejigaa,gaalee,leesaku,itakyuu

Favorite Quotes and sayings: "No I can't go to Hell, Satan still has that restraining order against me." "A girl is much more than she seems; not a toy by any means, underneath that make-up and hair there's a sign that says: HANDLE WITH CARE."

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((Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name))

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the shit out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgmental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times


((20 Ways to Annoy Naruto))

1. Tell him Sasuke wants to have his "Man Babies"

2. Watch him faint

3. Once he's fainted, drag him to Sasuke's house, then sneak in and leave him in Sasuke's room

4. Tape his eyelids open and force him to read 200 SasuNaru yaoi fan-fics

5. Post photo-shopped pictures of him and Sasuke kissing on the Konoha website

6. Cover his bedroom walls with colorful print-out pics of a nude Sasuke and every guy inside the Naruto story

7. Throw random things at his head when you're behind him, if he asked you "Why did you do that?", say "Me? I didn't do anything! You're crazy! How dare you accuse me!" then walk away pretending to be offended

8. Ask him if he went to rehab for being addicted to crack Ramen

9. Show SasuNaru pics to all the ninjas inside the original story

10. When he says something "funny", laugh really loud for five minutes, the stop suddenly with a serious look on your face and say, "I don't get it"

11. Put as much laxative as possible in his ramen

12. Take all the toilet paper out of the bathrooms, then laugh outside the door when he's freaking out

13. Remind him of the day he shat himself (Lol, shat!)

14. Challenge him to a game of DDR

15. Cry when you realize there's no DDR in that era

16. Give him to Orochimaru for 5 bucks

17. Save him two days later, making sure he's fully traumatized by spending "quality times" with the snake

18. Lock him in a room with Sasuke for one week (I love this one the best!)

19. When he finally tries to kill you, scream, run in a circle, scream some more, and repeat this process until he just gives up and leaves

20. Last but not least, replace his boxers with thongs


((20 Ways to Annoy Sasuke))

1. Call him cockatoo

2. Go up to him and stare him directly in the face

3. If he asks what you're doing, say, "Hm...they're right, Itachi's way hotter"

4. When you greet him, say "Hiya, Itachi...I mean Sasuke"

5. Say that he looks like a mini Itachi

6. Say that Itachi is way cooler

7. Told him Naruto's a lot stronger than him

8. Call him emo

9. Scream in a fangirl way "Sasuke-kunnn!" and chase him

10. Call the fangirls when he's around

11. Paint his nails purple when he's asleep

12. Paint red clouds on his clothes when he's asleep too

13. Take a picture of him like that

14. Dress him back to normal and when he wakes up, run over to him and say loudly, "Gee, Sasuke! I never knew you're in the Akatsuki!" and show him the picture (I love this one the best!)

15. Say that he's dating both Sakura and Ino

16. Then yell loudly, "You're a two-timer!"

17. Call forth the two bitches and get them to fight on who's dating Sasuke (sorry, but I hate those two!)

18. Throw Sasuke (and Naruto) inbetween

19. Show them the picture of the two boys kissing

20. Draw really freaky SasuNaru babies, show them to Sasuke and shout "Ahhhh! Hyperactive emo man babies! Ahhh!"


((20 Ways to Annoy Gaara))

1. Steal his gourd

2. Make a graffiti of the lyrics of Mr. Sandman on the gourd

3. Steal his cookies

4. Scream at the top of your lungs when you're on the roof "Peeping Tom!" then watch as the girls/mad boys come out

5. Then point at Gaara

6. Run up to him and ask where his eyebrows are

7. Tell him Lee loves him

8. When his eyes are like O.O say it was actually Neji

9. Kick him in the shin and demand the return of your teddy bear

10. Sing Mr. Sandman whenever he's around

11. Tell him he's weak

12. Tell him that Shukaku is a fuzzy kitty

13. Then yell "Gaara's fuzzy kitty has rabies, kill it!"

14. Tell him you think it's cute for him to have a "love" tatoo on his forehead (Lol, I'd like to do this one!)

15. Make a fake pic of Gaara and Neji hugging (And this one as well!)

16. Then sell it on E-bay

17. Steal his cookies (again) and give them to Neji

18. Tell him Elmo's looking for him

19. When he asks who, tell him it's Gai-sensei and give him a knife

20. Watch as he's being attacked (again) by Lee for killing his precious Gai-sensei


((20 Ways to Annoy Itachi))

1. Video him when he is taking a bath and film it in the public

2. Then blame it on Kisame

3. Cut his hair when he is asleep

4. Tell him the Sharingan looks stupid on him

5. Tell him he looks like a 100-year-old evil-freaking man

6. Give him a wrinkle-reducer cream

7. Put glue in his shampoo

8. Say Sasuke is way hotter than him

9. Replace his nail polish with a pink polish

10. Tell him his brother has a huge crush on him

11. Paint "I Love Kisame" on his door

12. Ask him why did he kill his clan repeatedly until he tells you

13. Ask him to kill your clan, if he refuses, then scream "Why! You killed yours, didn't ya!"

14. When he goes to kill your clan, tell him "Don't forget the little brother this time, 'kay?"

15. Make him eat sharkfin soup in front of Kisame

16. Steal his boxers and give it to Sasuke

17. Do the same with Sasuke's boxers, give it to him in return

18. Dress him as a princess for Halloween (I want to do this! X3)

19. Tell him the Uchiha sign looks like a tiny penis with huge balls (Lol!)

20. Spread rumors that he is actually a girl in disguise


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If you could read that put it in your profile!


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If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Sakura sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile :P

If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

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If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things


Most people don't mind SasuSaku pairings...

Some people see(or read) Naruto and Hinata kissing and say, "Aw... how cute!"

Other people cry when they see(or read) Tenten screaming her lungs out because Neji died...

What I don't understand is this...

Most people would slap you if they could when they see(or read) Sasuke and Naruto holding hands and sharing a drink...

Some people would shoot you looks of disgust when they learn that you enjoy reading(or writing) about Itachi and Sasuke kissing...

Other people would even hate you for disgracing the name of respectable shinobis such as Kakashi and Iruka or Neji and Gaara or Sasuke and Naruto when you write fanfics...

My question is...

Why do some think it is a terrible crime to like these strange pairings?

And why must some even go as far as to discriminate, insult, and associate the person with perversion, lust, and even mental retardation when they learn that you like these pairings?


Something to think - and laugh - about

Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?

Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?

Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?

If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress?

Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?


Tell me now, what is the purpose of saying "love is blind"? When hypocrites like you refuse to see what love should really be like!

copy and paste this to your profile of you agree with me.

Isn't love the same, regardless of gender?


SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto - Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone - He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded) - He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship - Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.


You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;

You dream about SasuNaru all the time;

You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;

You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;

You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;

You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;

You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)

You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;

Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;

You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;

You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;

You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);

You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;

You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)

You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;

You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;

You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;

Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);

You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;

You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;

SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;

You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)

You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)

Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;

You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;

You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);

You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);

You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;

You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);

You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;

You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;

You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)

You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;

You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10);

and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?);

You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD;

You sigh as this list ends XD

(Credits go to Tesina Gela Gardner! She's the one who made this awesome list! Thankies!)

This is this cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.


10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!


Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriages Are Wrong

(A Little Humor)

1. Being gay is not natural. And as you know Americans have always rejected unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because, as you know, a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, menopausal women, women who have a medical condition which makes it harmful to be pregnant, women who have had a tubal ligation, men who have had a vasectomy, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

Say the words out loud.

1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wai So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah


A funny thing I found about the best word ever:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

The End!


Six hours later, I still hadn't managed to write a full sentence for the paper due the next morning. However, I did win 7 out of 245 games of Solitaire.

Commit the oldest sins, the newest kind of ways. William Shakespeare

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin

The nicest thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive. Kenneth Williams

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. George Carlin

Don't be so humble. You're not that great. Golda Meir

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Don't drink and park; accidents cause people.

I'll be sober tomorrow, but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.

Those who think they know everything annoy those of us that do.

(bumper sticker) This delinquent is having sex with your honor student.

Every time I say the word 'diet', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

One must never forget to look underneath the underneath.

Funny Comments
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in their stomach with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"
-'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
-Silence is golden; Duct tape is SILVER
-Candy is good for you. Why? Bouncing off walls is good excercise.
-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line

Important thigs my mother taught me!
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Women
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could startat any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think

Good Combacks for Women of all ages! :D
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter" (or) "Stop."
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.

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Take Two Round Two by Third Fang reviews
What do you get when you cross several interdimensional god like beings, raw boredom, a world of Naruto that went wrong, several years worth of off screen training, common sense, insanity, humor, sarcasm, the Log, explosions, plot, and overall chaos? Apparently a lot of headache medicine for Tsunade. May the Games Begin. Sequel to Yet Again With A Little Extra Help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 927,073 - Reviews: 4592 - Favs: 3,858 - Follows: 3,994 - Updated: 12/24/2020 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Rippling Future by Airheaded dude reviews
All decisions impact the future just the same, be it minor or major. Repairing Orochimaru's damage was one and when Jiraiya decides to ask Naruto one question one month before the finals, he changes his attitude towards Naruto and instead brings about what Naruto was always meant to be, a truly strong Shinobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 403,473 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 3,618 - Follows: 3,986 - Updated: 12/23/2020 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
A Nugget Of Advice by DarkMasterStarr reviews
A small bit of advice from Kakashi before the start of the semi-finals of the Chunin Exams leads Naruto down a path he would have never have followed in canon. A path that will lead Naruto to new places, and new discoveries about him and his family's past. Who knew? AU, Strong Naruto, Pairings to be announced.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 174,378 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 2,066 - Updated: 11/9/2020 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Ebisu
My Sexy Step Brother by BadButt94 reviews
Summary: Sasuke and Naruto were the best of friends between the ages of 5 and 7, but fell out over something stupid. Now at the age of 16 they are brought back together through a cruel twist of fate… as Step Brothers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,277 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/22/2020 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him, what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 81 - Words: 1,043,542 - Reviews: 10195 - Favs: 15,665 - Follows: 14,882 - Updated: 10/14/2020 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Through Fox's Eyes by Dhampir reviews
Naruto was 'abandoned' at the age of five and only survived because of Kyuubi's instincts. Eight years later, Sasuke stumbles across him and brings him back to Konoha, but will he be able to cope with society after eight years of solitude? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 109,528 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 9/26/2020 - Published: 2/11/2005
Chronicles of a Pope by Kagami1228 reviews
"It's funny Sasuke...you and I could've easily...been standing in each other's shoes right now." -Uzumaki Naruto, chapter 485. Naruto in Sasuke's shoes? How does the Narutoverse change with such a difference? Let's Find Out. (AU story begins Chunin Exam Arc and continues onward)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,627 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 9/15/2020 - Published: 4/22/2019 - Naruto U.
Seals are Easy, People are Hard by slythefoxx2 reviews
Naruto's reaction to his isolation is different from canon. How will Konoha deal with a Seal Master Jinchuuriki with muted affect and a perverted streak a mile wide?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,369 - Reviews: 3770 - Favs: 12,173 - Follows: 14,009 - Updated: 9/9/2020 - Published: 8/29/2018 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
The Seldom Seen Kid by Lazycatgirl reviews
What would have happened if Naruto had a different childhood. Instead of taking after his mother in personality what if he not only looked like his dad but had a similar personality too. As well as being supported by the Sarutobi clan. Smartish Naruto. NO PAIRINGS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 285,683 - Reviews: 1776 - Favs: 4,215 - Follows: 4,250 - Updated: 8/15/2020 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Naruto U.
Hanyou Trials by Dragon Man 180 reviews
Sequel to Naruto the Kitsune Hanyou and first story A Dream Is A Wish. Naruto and Hinata have to deal with one of the biggest trials ever, surviving high school in Nerima with Naruto's evil cousins trying to kill him! Mega Xover including Inuyasha, Ranma 12, and Tenchi Muyo. Warning, OC heavy, but main focus is Naruto and Hinata. Naruto is well on his way to Super Naruto status.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 322,607 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 8/7/2020 - Published: 10/10/2007 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Naruko U.]
Schoolboy Sasuke by Zack.12 reviews
2020 Latest Chapter Updated. Sasuke is a 15 year old pretty boy. What lies behind that innocent face is a kinky slut in heat. He can easily get all the semes hot for him and craves for more. VariousSemesxSasuke. Main NaruxSasu. Some shotacon content. Group Orgy/ Threesome/ Smut / nymphomania/ Hard yaoi/ Incest/ OOC AU. You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,041 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 8/5/2020 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N.
All That Glitters by SasuNarufan13 reviews
Is not gold. Sometimes it's a droplet shaped stone hanging around the neck of the blond boy. And sometimes it's something else entirely. Dual pov; slash; medievalish setting; fairy talish; mermen; more warnings inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,929 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/5/2020 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Demon King's Descendant by VFSNAKE reviews
Many were surprised to learn Yusuke was the descendant of Raizen, but he wasn't the only one, and now Uzumaki Naruto will inherit something far more powerful then the "Will of Fire". God-like Naruto. Sandaime, Jiraiya, Kakashi, and Leaf bashing. Enjoy!
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 96,174 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 2,954 - Follows: 2,506 - Updated: 3/21/2020 - Published: 9/14/2010
The Tailor and the Prince by SasuNarufan13 reviews
Naruto is not interested one bit in attending the Royal Ball - until a handsome stranger invites him to it one night. Naruto's pov; slash; Valentine's Day fic: medieval setting; more warnings inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,727 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/14/2020 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Sealed Legacy by Psycho G reviews
(New Chapter Posted) After discovering a long lost ancient forbidden master sealing technique created by a deceased clan leader and seal grandmaster of the Uzumaki clan, Jiraiya studies and tampers with it only for it to lead to unexpected results. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 618,342 - Reviews: 4688 - Favs: 7,282 - Follows: 7,586 - Updated: 2/14/2020 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Jiraiya's True Pupil by Kagami1228 reviews
Naruto's training trip bore great results, right? Maybe not so obvious results. However, one observation could change everything. "Wait...shadow clones can do what now?" What changes occur to Konoha's most unpredictable ninja when he finds a way to exponentially speed up the training process? Let's Find Out. (Au Story begins after Sasuke Retrieval Arc and continues onward)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,937 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 3,646 - Follows: 4,153 - Updated: 11/14/2019 - Published: 5/13/2015 - [Naruto U., Shizuka]
Hashirama's Heir by Kagami1228 reviews
What if Naruto received more than just the 'Will of Fire' from Hashirama? What if it was something more tangible? With the blood of the Shodai running through his veins, what changes will come to the Narutoverse? Let's find out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 235,758 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 7,566 - Follows: 6,323 - Updated: 11/14/2019 - Published: 11/5/2013 - [Naruto U., Yugito N.] - Complete
What it takes to be Hokage by Solara Myles reviews
Naruto has always wanted to be the Hokage but does he really understand what it means to wear the Hokage's hat? Who better to teach him than the First Hokage himself! Only, he's not the Hokage yet, he hasn't even built Konoha . . . or discovered his Wood Style. Gen fic. Madara:Naruto:Hashirama.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 217,072 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 2,517 - Follows: 2,540 - Updated: 5/28/2019 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Hokage's Shadow by SasuNarufan13 reviews
They think the Hokage travelling alone makes an easy target. They really should think twice - and perhaps wonder why nobody has tried attacking him before. OC and Naruto's pov; slash; implied MPreg; description of wounds and gore; more warnings inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 85 - Published: 5/27/2019 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] OC - Complete
Unsealing Legacy by Forlorn Story Teller reviews
A small twist of fate made him aware of his heritage; unsealing the legacies his parents left behind. Graduating from the academy at age seven, he's well on his way. He found a kindred spirit in Uchiha Itachi, and his cousin Shisui's along for the ride. They're on the path to unsealing the legacy left by their ancestors, both the dark and the light. Next chap teaser in AO3.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 273,685 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 5,751 - Follows: 6,128 - Updated: 1/30/2019 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Shisui U.
Brothers and Babies by nekluvshp reviews
Naruto is pregnant with Sasuke's child, but Sasuke has his own family. What's our blonde to do? Maybe his unknown half-brother can help. Angst, Bi, M/M, MPreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,704 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 1/26/2019 - Published: 8/12/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Itachi U., Fugaku U.
Standing By by toothie reviews
Sasuke's daughter is the only person he has ever shown love, and he's quite content keeping it that way. However, being a single parent is not always easy - especially when you're about to take over a company and need to prepare for it. Naruto just had a bad day and ended up losing his job. How complicated could it get? (Rated M for future chapters)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,302 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 12/9/2018 - Published: 3/21/2015 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.]
Ayakashi -or- Wandering Spirits by kazenoyouni reviews
He's always been wandering, searching, waiting. No longer human, unable to just fade away, he bides his time. What is he waiting for? Will he ever find it again? All he can do is keep wandering and hoping. Maybe this time… SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,773 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/27/2018 - Published: 4/8/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life Swap by xLoveless19 reviews
Naruto's marriage with Sai is deteriorating and he doesn't know how to fix it, not to mention they're in some serious debt. However a new reality TV show is looking for couples that are willing to swap lives with another couple. Naruto decides to enter to try winning the prize and save his marriage. But he might get more than what the original prize has to offer. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,214 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 10/20/2018 - Published: 8/12/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
The Best Laid Plans by arun2110 reviews
Madara had a plan. The Yondaime ruined it. Madara made another plan. One that could not fail. But the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry and this one had just run straight into the number one most surprising ninja in Konoha, one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 194,612 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 2,383 - Updated: 10/15/2018 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U.
Us by Katie.Madison reviews
How Naruto couples make love to each other - (SasuXNaruXSasu) (KakashiXIrukaXKakashi) Will grow to include more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/24/2018 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto: Shifts In Life by The Engulfing Silence reviews
A few small changes can make a world of difference. Knowledge given at the beginning of ones can career can turn a hopeless loser into a shinobi of strength and skill. Differences in a history that have long since passed can create a totally different outcome from what we might expect. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. This is the tail of these small shifts in life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 726,949 - Reviews: 6782 - Favs: 11,640 - Follows: 10,335 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Storms by kazenoyouni reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is all alone. At least, until he's taken in by a dark, rich stranger. It seems he now has something to live for again... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 103 - Words: 166,999 - Reviews: 2932 - Favs: 2,418 - Follows: 2,284 - Updated: 7/27/2018 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dark Phoenix of Konoha by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Naruto has a big secret, he isn't the dead last he appears to be. But why would he show that before he is ready to deal with the stones the council loves placing in his way? The Sandaime, having opened his eyes will do his best to make sure that Konoha will retain the Will of Fire. Smart / Strong Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 211,832 - Reviews: 3869 - Favs: 11,357 - Follows: 11,826 - Updated: 6/10/2018 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,425 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 4,319 - Follows: 4,275 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
The Blue-eyed Uchiha by Angelbloodlover reviews
Fugaku stared at his daughter. His daughter stared back at him. With cerulean eyes. And his wife dared him to say anything stupid. He blinked his eyes and left, needing a drink or two. Fem!Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,012 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 3,377 - Follows: 3,676 - Updated: 4/5/2018 - Published: 3/13/2016 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Fugaku U., Naruko U.
The Deathly Uzumaki by VFSNAKE reviews
Barrigan didn't die like everyone thought. He survived through his crown and fell into the Elemental Countries before being found by the Shodaime Hokage only to be sealed away out of fear. Many years later, Naruto finds the crown in the Forbidden Scroll of Sealing, and put its on...with interesting results.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 127,740 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 4,685 - Follows: 4,561 - Updated: 2/25/2018 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Naruto U., Barragan
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 2480 - Favs: 3,666 - Follows: 3,232 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Plucking Strings by Digitize27 reviews
A chance collision early in Naruto's life will irrevocably change the path he takes; what happens when Naruto's views are shifted before even his dream to become Hokage? Where will his new path take him, and how many strings will he pull or threads will he trip over along the way? Puppeteer!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 281,182 - Reviews: 3063 - Favs: 5,168 - Follows: 4,243 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
Getting Into the Christmas Spirits by kizukatana reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are both working shitty jobs over the holidays. But a chance encounter and a bottle of tequilla make things a lot better. Co-written with CapturedByNoodles NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,584 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/7/2017 - Published: 11/10/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Expendable Heroes by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Sasuke Uchiha could never quite understand how a boy two years his junior somehow managed to get into the academy and remain there despite dead-last status. Suffice to say, he's in for quite a shock when said little boy hands him his ass. And that, as they say, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,759 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 4,087 - Follows: 4,456 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Harmonized Amalgamation by IMySpyEye reviews
Naruto just wanted to live his life. But fate has other plans for him. Alpha/Beta/Omega trope SasuNaru Naruto sat on his wedding bed, trembling and with his eyesight blurry, wondering when, if ever, he would find some happiness in his life. He was having trouble breathing, almost hyperventilating in fear.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,149 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 2/11/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Kakashi H., Iruka U.]
Of foxes and wolves by Killercat-nya reviews
The ever innocent Naruto gets into some trouble with some creepy snakes that seem set on killing him only to be rescued, shockingly, by a black wolf. Wolf Sasu/ Fox Naru. Lemon, Yaoi Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,146 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Blue Christmas by Angelwings Sorrow reviews
AU At Konoha Academy the most Prestigious school in Fire Country students can't wait for Holidays. Naruto is looking forward to time way from the rich crowd but what happens when they find him? Somehow things just got complicated for the orphan poor boy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,735 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 10/21/2017 - Published: 12/15/2008 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Kakashi H., Iruka U.]
Promises by Hitoko-sama reviews
On summer's night, seven years ago, Sasuke and Naruto made a promise; a promise that if they were still single at 25, they would get married. On the eve on Naruto's 25th year, Sasuke returns with the full intent of claiming his prize but the blond has forgotten all about the promise. Can Sasuke make Naruto stick to his word? SasuNaru, Yaoi. Rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,105 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 9/30/2017 - Published: 8/29/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Itachi U., Sai - Complete
The Sealmaster of Konoha by FaerieLight reviews
Two years after the Fourth Shinobi War, Naruto discovers a seal on his body - a seal guarding a secret that will stagger Naruto's world. As a certain Uchiha battles his dark past and uncertain future, an old enemy returns to challenge Konoha, threatening the bonds that Naruto has sworn to protect. femNaru [Abandoned]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 125,390 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 2,733 - Follows: 2,987 - Updated: 8/5/2017 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Small Changes by Digitize27 reviews
Really, how much can small things affect the world? Little things like the colour of someone's hair? Their Mentor? Maybe... their date of birth?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 277,072 - Reviews: 2480 - Favs: 6,057 - Follows: 5,036 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Old School by gman391 reviews
The ninja way has not always been a nice one. By chance Naruto has met those who know the old ways. Now our hero is trained in the old school of the ninja. Naruto shall live and die by stealth. (Discontinued with summary Ending)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,870 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 2,674 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Gay & Away by DeathbyPanda92 reviews
Naruto finds himself on a plane headed for Paris and makes friends with another visitor. Things have been looking down, the only way is to go up, right? Maybe I'll follow him home... Sasu/Naru Rated M for later chapters. Don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 100,360 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/7/2017 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Lost Namikaze by FaerieLight reviews
When Uchiha Itachi aborts a mission and nearly starts a war, his comrades think he's gone mad. When he kidnaps a child from the Land of Earth, they're certain of it. But Itachi knows the Yondaime Hokage would not regret war if it meant the chance to meet his son.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,910 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 7/3/2017 - Published: 6/2/2017 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Minato N.
Kiss Me Deadly by OtakuGirl11324 reviews
Vampires are supposed to have gone extinct over 100 years ago, so I bet you can understand why Naruto is so shocked when he happens to encounter a said extinct vampire. YAOI! SasuNaru. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 148,276 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 6/21/2015 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
A Brother by The Right Stop reviews
Many have heard the story of Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki, the Sage of Six Paths, but barely any have heard the story of his brother Naruto Ōtsutsuki, the Elemental Sage. God-like Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 478,851 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 4,997 - Follows: 4,247 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Naruto U., Hagoromo Ō, Hamura Ō. - Complete
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 151,206 - Reviews: 3552 - Favs: 6,968 - Follows: 7,120 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Disorderly Conduct by IMySpyEye reviews
Sasuke used to be a womanizer. Now, Naruto's all he can think about. Too bad that Neji, Sasuke's long suffering best friend, has to go along for the crazy ride. SasuNaru, NejiGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,993 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 3/26/2017 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Neji H., Gaara]
The Toxin by IMySpyEye reviews
Sasuke gets hit by a toxin during a mission, making him more than a little handsy towards his blonde teammate. SasuNaru, PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 3/24/2017 - Published: 1/27/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Whispers in the dark by Darkloverkitsune reviews
Sasuke brought him to his private room. He could hear the others whispering behind the closed door. Hinata was crying. They all thought he was going to finish him off. Of course they would think that. SasuNaru vampire fic. Rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,189 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 2/7/2017 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Blood Sings by Fireun Feather reviews
For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 134,599 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 5,426 - Follows: 5,723 - Updated: 1/19/2017 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Naruto's Shadow by Diamond Figments reviews
Half the kids in the neighborhood were afraid of Naruto despite his sunshine personality because his shadow was a mean little thing and had made it clear that his blond was not to be messed with. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,022 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 1/18/2017 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Village by SweetGumdrop reviews
Sometimes love can appear in the form of wide smiles, blue eyes and a fluffy tail. [AU, SasuNaru, Mpreg][Completed]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,874 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 12/21/2016 - Published: 3/27/2016 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Shikamaru N., Kiba I.] - Complete
Possessive by Smartangel10 reviews
Luffy decides to join Zoro's nap time. Sanji wants to steal Luffy away. Luffy puts the two in a compromising position. Ace is asking for Luffy. What could possibly go wrong? This is strictly ZoroxLuffy & SanjixLuffy. Rated M for suggestive themes. BoyxBoy.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/19/2016 - Published: 12/4/2012 - [Zoro, Luffy, Sanji] - Complete
Unexpected by Itooshii Koneko reviews
"Team Seven, your mission is to capture a group of mercenaries hidden in a civilian village. Sasuke and Naruto, you're married. Naruto, you're pregnant. And Sakura, you're her personal doctor," … "WHAT?". SasuFemNaru. Don't like, don't read!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,664 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 11/26/2016 - Published: 4/23/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.]
What You Never Knew by myfailsafe reviews
Seeing things in a different light can be eye opening. This time, it's life changing. AU. High School SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,291 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 11/14/2016 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 511,296 - Reviews: 7506 - Favs: 10,784 - Follows: 7,713 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
Tradition and Honor: A Devil's Creed by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto doesn't summon the Toads when Jiraiya pushed him over the ravine and hit the bottom. As he lies there slowly dying he learns that he is the long lined descendant of Vergil Sparda from the spirit of the man himself. Can anyone say...BINGO!
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 103,261 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 3,592 - Follows: 2,656 - Updated: 11/2/2016 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Requiem for Dawn by CreepLetterE reviews
The fate of the ninja world is changed forever the night Itachi Uchiha steals away with a certain blonde haired jinchuuriki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,310 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/29/2016 - Published: 9/9/2016 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Sakura H., Itachi U.
Naruto: Jinchuriki of the Six Paths by X009 reviews
When Naruto sees Sasuke seemingly sacrifice himself for him at wave, he awakens the Rinnegan. See how its power affects his destiny. Strong Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 262,194 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 6,374 - Follows: 6,635 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 11/30/2011 - [Naruto U., Fū]
Treacherous Teatime by caffeinebeast reviews
Arthur finds himself in a bit of a bind - and his 2p! counterpart Oliver is holding the ropes. What will become of this, indeed? (just a crack fic, and I know the chapters are short)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 61 - Words: 38,887 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/11/2016 - Published: 5/7/2014 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada
Long Vacation by Yum2 reviews
[ItaNaru] After being ditched by his fiancée on the day of his marriage, Naruto crashes into a bar to drown himself out. And what about the unknown person who wants to share his house now? First Chapter based on the japanese Drama Long Vacation
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 135,302 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 1,601 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 370,954 - Reviews: 5150 - Favs: 8,684 - Follows: 8,125 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Dangerous Love by SilverKitsune2017 reviews
"He's the Robin Hood Hacker." Gaara said, introducing Naruto to his gang. He was thrown in jail for stealing money to help pay for a kid's cancer treatments. He was suddenly surrounded by dangerous criminals. He didn't mind though because he had fallen in love with one of the other inmates, Sasuke Uchiha. He knew it was dangerous to love a gang leader, but his heart didn't care.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,612 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Itachi U., Gaara] - Complete
The Hope of the Senju Clan by Aragon Potter reviews
What if instead of Kushina being Naruto's mother and through a trick of fate Naruto's mother was Tsunade after a drunken night with Minato in which Naruto becomes both the heir and hope of the Senju clan. Find out what life would be like now for Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 799,514 - Reviews: 6275 - Favs: 10,057 - Follows: 8,723 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Naruto U.
My One & Only by Lilbakasaru reviews
Naruto is a little fox demon who is different from all the other demons, and so shunned by the villagers, but when mating season sneaks up on the little fox, his down trodden life moves into high society. Yet happiness can't last for long. SasuNaru Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,286 - Reviews: 2309 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 2,673 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Should've Been a What! by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto is excited when he finds out he and his friends, including best friend Sasuke, get nominated for a surperlative.But what happens when he realizes its not what he expected? Simple. All hell breaks lose, and feelings are seen in a different light. So much for a boring senior year... SasuNaru, not sure how many chapters...LEMON be warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,120 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 6/2/2016 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
No Regret by Cannibal Inc reviews
"Uzumaki Naruto has resigned from the Shinobi Ranks. His whereabouts are unknown,"- They could only bow their heads in silent resignation. "He finally went," Neji sighed, "to Sasuke," -In which Naruto leaves to find his true home. SasuNaru Eventual Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,300 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 2,832 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sounds Are Always Misleading by Nightress5 reviews
Iruka is walking by Naruto's bedroom door when he hears some...very interesting sounds.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,652 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Shadows of Konoha: Bonds by Amora Journeys reviews
Sasuke Uchiha has been running ever since the Fourth Shinobi War. But everyone has their limits.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 306,977 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Entertainment at its Finest by fadetoblack13 reviews
AU. Sasuke is bored with his life's routine. One night he decides to head into town for a night out. Naruto entertains for a living and what happens when he begins to break the unspoken rules of entertainment.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,151 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Test by kizukatana reviews
"Look, I just think you should do a... test... while you're out here. No strings, no risks. You hate feeling like an ass because you end up breaking up with every girl you think you love. Just... try it with a guy, and see how it goes," Kiba said, flinching at the glare his best friend Naruto threw at him. After all, he had found the perfect candidate. Yaoi (boyxboy) SasuNaruSas AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,319 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/18/2016 - Published: 8/3/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Nightmares And Bonds by Bookworm247 reviews
When Team-Seven are sent to the secretive Glacier village, they discover not all is what it seems. When Naruto is abducted, the young shinobi's is life at stake, his team frantically try and save their comrade. The teen is rescued by an unlikely old friend. Contains: Mild Yaoi/torture/ Sasuke X Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,352 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/14/2016 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Third times the Charm by yuuta91 reviews
Sasuke leaves to take care of Uchiha corps overseas leaving Naruto behind, not knowing that he's pregnant. Five years later he comes back to find out that Naruto had his child, not just one but two!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,721 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 2/20/2016 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Healing of Hearts by Daydreamer79 reviews
The events prior to and following the heart transplant of Naruto Uzumaki and his recovery, both emotionally and physically.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,327 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 4/21/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Soothsay by Fourangers reviews
AU, slice of life. Naruto always had a habit crash in Kiba's house after a night out. He'd never imagined that in a fateful night, he'd crash in the wrong house…meeting a sarcastic, arrogant bastard and his cute little cats. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,530 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 1/17/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Partners by Miasen reviews
An agent of the Department of Paranormal Affairs, Sasuke Uchiha has one goal in life: to hunt down every single bloodsucker that plagues this world. As the resident bastard, he refuses to let anyone get in the way of the hunt, least of all his new partner. Yaoi. SasuNaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 173,309 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 8/31/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
A wonderful break up or make up by XxTatteredXxHeartxX reviews
I had the best relationship with a long time friend Sasuke Uchiha, but than he slept with the school's whore and we broke up now here in the present I lost many jobs until Gaara suggest I work with him and I did. Now I'm battling old feelings and crazy women for my new boss Sasuke Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,248 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/16/2016 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
This Time as a Namikaze by TwiceMarked reviews
A broken promise sends Naruto spiralling down into a depression after his greatest victory. He is given a chance to make things right, to make things better. But this time, he won't be alone. This time, he'll do it as a Namikaze. M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 177,185 - Reviews: 2644 - Favs: 5,501 - Follows: 5,682 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Astrologist by NavyBlueWings reviews
When Mira stumbles upon Lucy's secret talent, she offers her the chance of the lifetime; becoming Fairy Tail's love astrologist. To find her friends' happiness, Lucy takes the job. But can she teach these scarred dogs new tricks? Can Lucy handle her past and present crashing into each other? And will she be able to find her own happy ending? NaLu, GaLe, Gruvia, Jerza, and more!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 166,273 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 6/1/2013 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Complete
Getting Hitched! by YukiSuki92 reviews
Essentially, people find out that Sasuke is engaged and this story is his day the engagement is announced. Obviously, it is a SASUKExNARUTO thing. Keep on reading to find out. Uber fluffy. Alternate Universe, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Finding Out by YukiSuki92 reviews
This story is the sequel to Getting Hitched! It is how people find out about Sasuke and Naruto. It will be a collection of one-shots, with each chapter telling the story of how someone finds out. It is marked COMPLETED because there is no cliff-hangers. Each chapter acts as a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stop The Future by DarkMasterStarr reviews
Powerful Naruto, AU, Time Travel Fic. In order to write the future, one must rewrite their past. Naruto travels back in time to fix the mistakes he has made. Along the way, however, he finds things aren't as easy as he thinks and everything cannot be fixed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 262,835 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 2,221 - Follows: 2,300 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Naruto U.
One Moment Can Change an Entire Lifetime by thisiswhyihatemylife reviews
It was supposed to be a simple bet: to see which one of them would lose their virginity first. Too bad Sasuke and Naruto didn't count on losing their virginity to each other. Yaoi. SasuNaruSasu. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,319 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 11/26/2015 - Published: 1/10/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Give us our Daily Ramen by kizukatana reviews
Naruto runs an underground newspaper called 'The Daily Ramen', focused on poking fun at the fragile egos of the rich and famous. How does Sasuke respond when he moves to town and gets in Naruto's crosshairs? Not particularly well. But who said arguing can't be foreplay? AU Edited for FF's Tos. Cover by lobstirrchwan (link inside)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,722 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 9/18/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Hinata H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Together by Roerie Sky reviews
And so, they continue to face the world as they grow older. What better ways to do that than to smile and greet the world together with their hands holding on to one another? Sequel to 'The Journal of a Perverted Chibi Raven' SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,365 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 6/4/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.]
Wolf's Mate by Lynnie Lou Who reviews
The Uchiha werewolf is a rare speices, and for them to mate with anyone outside of their world is barely heard of. The youngest wolf seeks a mate and he chooses Naruto. What makes him so special in the scarlet eyes of the Uchiha? SasuNaru Yaoi Mpreg-Possible, murder, blood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,878 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 11/6/2015 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pick A Star by MissFrostFire reviews
Naruto is from the country and Sasuke the city. The two form a friendship when they meet one summer. A friendship that later may or may not turn into something more. There is going to be slash so if you do not like that, do not read this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,997 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/22/2015 - Published: 5/28/2015 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Itachi U., Gaara - Complete
Divine Love by Alrye reviews
Arranged marriages aren't only for mortals. No, even Gods and Demons are subjected to the same form of torture. For one godling, their future husband is anything but what they wanted. After running away, can this godling find love or be forced to marry?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 148,263 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 10/5/2015 - Published: 4/3/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Naruto: Potential Realised by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 309,648 - Reviews: 3865 - Favs: 9,655 - Follows: 9,563 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Divine DNA by likkle cloud reviews
Naruto left Konoha on a mission as a boy... However, Naruto returns a year later as a girl carrying a three month old baby! who's the daddy? rated M for later chapters. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 67,254 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Advent of the Spiraling Ninja of Uzushio by Born of Prayers reviews
Rated T for violence: Forced to leave behind Konoha after Hinata is hurt, Naruto ventures out to the his fallen homeland in order to survive. Reuniting with his mother, they plan to resurrect his Father & Uzushio once again...If they just so happened to topple the Mizukage, screw over Orochimaru, meet Jinchuurki, or save a few villages along the way, a bonus really...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 115,394 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Neo Yondaime Hokage by Psycho G reviews
AU. In battling and defeating Kyuubi No Kitsune, the sealing jutsu unexpectedly sealed away Yondaime Hokage into Naruto. What will life for Naruto be like now that Yondaime is sealed away into him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 85 - Words: 627,943 - Reviews: 9084 - Favs: 9,057 - Follows: 7,418 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 4,709 - Follows: 4,316 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Love Like Ours by Kafuka Megumi reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are from two entirely different breeds of humanoids. So how did they meet, fall in love, and breed? Despite all the high maintenance, primped up humanoids in their way? Well, ask their owners... you can find them having sex in the back room. Sasunaru KakaIru Mpreg - One Sided; SasuSaku SasuIno SasuKarin SaiNaru NejiNaru ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,921 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Naruto and Sasuke by fangirlandiknowit reviews
"Somehow, our names seem to always be associated with each other..." Naruto is trying to deny his feelings, but summer break and an overheard conversation makes it difficult. NarutoxSasuke. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,004 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/2/2015 - Published: 7/30/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Duplication by N a i. K i r e i. Y u k i reviews
Sasuke and Naruto always clashed – head on. College doesn't change anything except Sasuke's approach to dealing with the stingy blond who apparently is interested in someone else. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,454 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/15/2015 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
In Other Situations by Kuroneko Hikage reviews
Sometimes, in a relationship, excitement keeps the flame alive, and in other situations, it stimulates the senses over and over again. Ichigo x Gin x Toshiro. AU. Happy Birthday, QueenOfCitrus!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 91,731 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/2/2015 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Ichigo K., G. Ichimaru, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2334 - Favs: 5,041 - Follows: 3,712 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Deception by kizukatana reviews
"It says here that you were sent along with the proposal to demonstrate Orochimaru's... deep appreciation of my special consideration and attention to this matter," Sasuke said, his voice inflectionless. He eyed Naruto with seeming disinterest. "Is there a problem?" "No," Naruto said sinking fluidly to his knees, his hand slowly rising to Sasuke's zipper. Crime. Yaoi SasuNaru - AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 256,910 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 5/6/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Itachi U., Gaara - Complete
The Babysitter by inkydots reviews
Rin is no babysitter, yet he gets tricked into watching after a little dark-haired boy. With that odd task he also comes to meet the boy's guardian, Makoto Tachibana, a kind-hearted teacher that always offers a helping hand. Yet, Rin fears that one day his double life will catch up to him and rob him of his new found joy. MakoRin. Yaoi. AU. Child!Haru.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,287 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Rin M., Makoto T.
Ashikabi No Shinobi by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Unable to move onto the next life, Uzumaki Naruto travels the world. He comes back to Japan, the place where Konoha once stood, and soon finds himself sucked into a game of battling busty women. It all started when a girl fell on top of him. Literally.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 645,490 - Reviews: 6257 - Favs: 9,200 - Follows: 7,100 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Meow by Dana-Eliza reviews
There were better ways to meet someone new, and Itachi really had embarrassed himself, but who knew such a greeting could roll into something far more interesting? Much impatience in here! ItaNaru, M-rated for a reason, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/4/2015 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
A Regular Day in Konoha by SasuNarufan13 reviews
Sasuke goes home after a mission and hears an interesting conversation between Naruto and Inuzuka. That mutt should be glad Sasuke had a better grip on his temper nowadays. Birthday fic; established slash; implied lime; some foul language; takes place after the ending, but no real spoilers; ambiguous conversation; Sasuke's pov
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/31/2015 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Kakashi H., Kiba I. - Complete
Blood of the Immortal by SakuraMinamino reviews
Naruto is Konoha's worst punk/prankster, so it's obvious he would accept a dare to go into an abandoned mansion. But with an unfortunate run in with the mansion's owner has Naruto involved in a centuries old war. Which side will he choose? Or are the sides a lot more complicated than he thought. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 142,767 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 6/2/2008 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Gaara - Complete
The Worst Shift by CapturedByNoodles reviews
A decorated officer of the court, with a police record as immaculate as his badge, Naruto Uzumaki was certain he could take on anything. Even if that meant wearing a skirt, procuring a street corner, and going undercover as a prostitute... with his old high school rival as his first client. (Written by CapturedbyNoodles and Kizukatana COMPLETE).
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 126,526 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stupid Sensei by Natarii-loves-Chocolate-milk reviews
If someone had told Sasuke that the only Kunoichi on his Genin team was his future wife, he would have scoffed at them for even thinking something so ridiculous. It was just his bad luck that said Kunoichi was Naruko Namikaze; SasuFemNaru, ItaSaku, & other side pairings. M for lemons, violence, and mentions of torture.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 122,277 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 3/11/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] [Itachi U., Sakura H.]
How to avoid a speeding ticket by kizukatana reviews
Naruto is having the worst day in his life. He just got fired from his part time job a week before finals. On his way home, he gets pulled over for speeding. The only upside is... the cop is kinda hot. CorruptCop!Sasuke, BrokeStudent!Naruto (SasuNaru) AU SEQUEL UP ON AO3! (How to Get your License Back)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,943 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 107 - Published: 2/12/2015 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3910 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 1,811 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Family by TsukinoYue reviews
Itachi and Deidara are a married and sastisfied couple, they have their house, their dream jobs and they one they love, yet, they think there's something lacking in their lives. And the answer is children. So, the young couple decide to adopt. Naruto and Sasuke are orphans brothers that wish to have a family. You know what'll happen...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,610 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Itachi U., Deidara, Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Conquer by Queen MiMi of Wonderland reviews
Naruto is thirteen years old when he leaves Konohagakure on a ten-year training trip with Jiraiya. He hoped to come back home with plenty of skill under his belt, but now, he isn't sure he'll ever be returning
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 92 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
This Little Sun God of Mine by GoodMorningFlower reviews
What would YOU do if your crush is crushing back on you, your old stillnotoveryet crush is hitting on you, and every human's wet dreams was molesting you? Well, that's what Naruto had to figure out. SasuNaru NejiNaru GaaNaru. ADOPTED!from xXCabbageXx.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,909 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 1/9/2015 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Waited for You by Dana-Eliza reviews
For: ainman8755. It had been years since Sasuke had last seen Naruto. Back then Naruto had a crush on Sasuke and now Sasuke wonders if that is still the case. They are no longer in the position of being teacher and student... SasuNaru, yaoi, oneshot with some smut. First place winner of Crossing the Distance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/13/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Ying Yang Fox: The Fire Daimyo's Harbinger by VFSNAKE reviews
A Daimyo shouldn't be weak. He should be strong. His subordinates should be too. After discovering the truth kept from him about a certain blonde boy, the Feudal Lord decides to change things, and make his life be for the better. Rating subject to change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 81,392 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 3,839 - Follows: 3,495 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Naruto U.
The new world by TopSecretZombie reviews
Naruto had lived in the forest with his hermit uncle since we was a small child. It was his life and he loved it. He rarely had anything to do with the outside world. Until it comes crashing into his nice and quiet life with one major life changing issue of a zombie outbreak. KisaNaru, No main character death, blood. Being marked M just in-case it becomes more than a oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,217 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Kisame H., Naruto U.
Red Walkways by DeetsViBre reviews
Naruto isn't like everyone thinks, and when he and his teammates are forced into situation outside of the norm they begin to learn who Naruto really is. SasuNaruSasu, KakaIru, rating is going to be very appropriate later in story. YOAI Book I COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,659 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Play With Me by fangirlandiknowit reviews
Naruto has the great idea to convince Sasuke into using the new "toy" he got as an early, not-quite Christmas present. The result is better than expected. PWP for Jasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/2/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Phoenix Rising by Kai Maciel reviews
During Naruto's final battle against Sasuke, Itachi uses the power he gave him to clean Sasuke's soul and body from darkness by turning him into a newborn baby with no memories of his past. For how long can Naruto keep this a secret? CANCELED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 67 - Words: 330,996 - Reviews: 4488 - Favs: 3,340 - Follows: 3,106 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Come on Closer by xLoveless19 reviews
It's been a few months since Naruto became a genin and was assigned to Team 7. When they go on another C-ranked mission Naruto had expected it to be another boring escort. However, the mission took a turn for the worst and Naruto suddenly found himself in the past. kakanaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,624 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 2,699 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 11/26/2011 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] Minato N., Kushina U.
Blackmail Time by YaoiTotoro reviews
Naruto / Naruko has a 12 hour curse. To be a girl by day (during school) and a boy at night. One day Sasuke accidentally sees "Naruto" while trying to follow Naruko after acting strangely and falls in love just like that. But he doesn't know they're one in the same. Knowing Naruko knows this boy, he starts blackmailing her so he can date him! Which pisses Naruko / Naruto to no end!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,738 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Naruko U. - Complete
Insomniac's Dream by Mystical Knight Dragon reviews
Naruto is just an ordinary boy leading an ordinary life...until supermodel and movie star Uchiha Sasuke moves in next door! Warnings: YAOI, NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,874 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Mediocre Passion by Adevlo. D reviews
Blinded by the need to claim his sensei as his, Sasuke unknowingly digs up parts of the past that can only be described as a cheesy romance plot from one of the porno novels Kakashi reads.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,553 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/10/2014 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Konoha's Mistake by blade4228 reviews
At the age of five Naruto is badly beaten and left for dead. Where Tsunade comes across him and raise him as her own. Will Naruto still dream of being Hokage or has that changed?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 289,328 - Reviews: 2247 - Favs: 5,358 - Follows: 4,590 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Halloween Fun by Yuki-kyo-kira reviews
3rd in the Holiday Series: It is now Halloween in Konoha and Sakura is throwing a party. Naruto dresses up as a fox maid while Sasuke dresses up as a black cat. But things do not go exactly as Naruto had planned. SasuNaru. Lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/1/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Sakura H. - Complete
Accidentally In Love (SasuNaru) by mcflyslashyaoi reviews
Sakura is a girl who is desperate to have a boyfriend. Naruto's a guy who's in love with her but can't confess. One day, Sakura ordered a 'boyfriend' from a strange company and it was promised to be delivered the next day. What if the package was accidentally delivered to Sakura's next door neighbor instead of hers? And what if the next door neighbor is Uzumaki Naruto? Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,670 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Babysitters by Imagination Central reviews
When Naruto is forced into babysitting on a lazy Saturday night, he doesn't quite realize what he's getting into until it's too late. Yaoi (boyxboy) and mature language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,767 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Expectancy by dmnq8 reviews
/"I'm fine," Naruto said. "Just hungry." Sasuke took his word for it./ Sequel to Tangency. M-preg. Dark. Noncon sex and rape. Second fic in a three-part series. Disclaimers in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 112,547 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 5/10/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
These Games We Play by AlexandriteSky reviews
Konoha Academy is a prestigious private school that caters to rich heirs and aristocrats from all over the nation. Sasuke's sole goal is to climb to the top so that he can clear his brother's name, but chaos ensues when he's assigned the same room as the only "poor kid" in the school: Naruto Uzumaki. SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,248 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Pieces of an Egg by crescent-moon-demon reviews
*AU* "In Rabbit tradition, it is polite and mannerly to share chocolate with one another. But when a young rabbit is finally of age, he must take pre-caution. Too share dark or brown chocolate is known as a marriage proposal, if the receiver eats the given piece they are accepting the proposal." Can Sasuke wrangle up the courage to give Naruto his chocolate? Fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Introducing: Desire by fangirlandiknowit reviews
A love more instant than Naruto's ramen! Forced by his brother to attend a speed dating event, Sasuke picks up the last person he expected... SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,846 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Don't mess with an Uchiha cat! by SasuNarufan13 reviews
Sequel to Special mates. You thought Sasuke could be overprotective when it comes to his family? You clearly haven't met his cat Yuki then. Nobody - be it filthy vermin or idiotic humans - messes with his family and gets away unscathed! Implied slash; implied MPreg; Cat's pov; HermaphroditeNaruto; some violence; AU; more warnings inside story
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/20/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] OC - Complete
Special mates by SasuNarufan13 reviews
Sequel to A neko for a cat. Sasuke and Yuki never understood how special their mates were, until they both had a surprise for them. Oh, how proud they are now of them! HermaphroditeNaruto and cat, slash, Mpreg, Sasunaru. Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,887 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 9/25/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
One night stand accident! by sasunaruneechan reviews
Naruto has been searching for Sasuke for years. Now, four years after the war and the last time Sasuke was heard from, they meet again. Due to the involvement of alcohol they end up in bed together but even as Sasuke states it was an accident and disappears, Naruto doesn't give up on him and refuses to go back to Konoha. That is till he starts to throw up every morning. SXN, Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,372 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Kodomotachi by ArgentumVulpes reviews
Naruto has finally adapted to his new appearance. However, this doesn't mean his life becomes all boring; he gets his own genin team, and Sasuke is confronted with his wish to restore his clan. Yaoi. SasuNaru. Sequel of Byouki (summary inside)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 308,253 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kiseki by ArgentumVulpes reviews
A man uses an unknown jutsu on Sasuke and Naruto, but they have no idea what the effects are or what they should be. Eventually they find out, and the world seems to turn upside down. SasuNaru. mpreg. yaoi. Sequel to Kodomotachi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 140,158 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto Ninja Gaiden: Rise of the Yami Kitsune Jigumo by VFSNAKE reviews
Genshin rescues Naruto at the age of 6 from a mob and trains him along side Gamov to be a ninja of the Black Spider Clan. How will this effect things? Find out! Covers Ninja Gaiden games 1-3.
Crossover - Naruto & Ninja Gaiden - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 198,547 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
Crime of Passion by SasuNaruXP reviews
Multibillionaire Sasuke Uchiha is about to get married and his bride-to-be insists on wearing a diamond tiara. A diamond tiara that catches the eye of certain blonde thief. SasuNaru!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Doubleheader by N a i. K i r e i. Y u k i reviews
We all often make mistakes. Nevertheless, it's best we take it in stride and use the acquired knowledge as experience for the future. Unfortunately, it's impossible to move on when you end up making the same mistake. Twice. SasuNaru. Mpreg. Under Revision.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,475 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A cat's life by little-orange-book reviews
Life as a cat was dull, always the same for Sasuke, well, it was until a new cat came to the block.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,906 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
My Reflection In You by AlexandriteSky reviews
All ANBU choose an Anima, an animal partner that will remain at their side for the rest of their lives, linked by an unbreakable connection. Drawn to each other by a bond that neither can understand or escape, Sasuke and Naruto struggle to get along; each harbor a dark past, however, that continuously threatens to tear them apart. Sasu/Naru, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,732 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Girl, you need Jesus by MegaAnimeFreak7 reviews
Sasuke Uchiha has been a problem child ever since he was 13. His family has tried everything they can, but it seems the boy is determined to stick to his rebel ways. When the teen is involved in a fatal accident they almost call it quits, but then Itachi's bf, Deidara decides to ask for help from another source. One of the blonde kind. And a little help from above wouldn't hurt.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,257 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 5/1/2013 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.]
A Familiar Courtship by DeathbyPanda92 reviews
Naruto gets thrown back in time and has to adapt to living with a famous person from the past. Sasu/Naru, boyxboy, don't like don't read and definitely don't review. mild language. ***GOING TO BE EDITED***. Stop pointing out the mistakes. I know they exist. Unless you want to volunteer to do it. STOP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,461 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto's Anatomy by Mcgde reviews
One night stands with your new boss can never lead to anything good... Can they? SASUNARU SMUTTINESS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 5/31/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
There's Love in My Future by Hitoko-sama reviews
Naruto is prophet for Danzo, an evil King. The rebel forces are trying to bring him down but it's increasingly complicated due to Naruto's power. So they decided to send Sasuke to capture or kill him. But will he be able to? Based on the Scorpion King. SasuNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,749 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 7/21/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Kyuubi/Kurama, Itachi U.] - Complete
But He Has A Girlfriend by I'm NO Angel haha reviews
Sasuke has been in love with his best friend since forever. However, he had one minor problem, Naruto has a girlfriend. What happens when that reason no longer holds the power to suppress the Uchiha's desires. Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Can Fix That Rewrite by ItachiUchiha17 reviews
Naruto is betrayed by his best friend and his beloved. He then leaves the village in an effort to calm himself and comes back with someone who will soon change his world. Warnings- YAOI (Itachi/Naruto), INCEST (Hinata/Neji), female Kurama, profanity, eventually MPREG, character bashing. Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,311 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 5/23/2010 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] [Hinata H., Neji H.]
Clone Trouble by keikopanda102 reviews
"Holy shit," he gasps, too stunned to be mad—yet. "Clones." Sasuke doesn't even know if it's actually Naruto he's talking to, or a shadow of him. Maybe Hinata has the real Naruto. Or Sakura. Maybe he's been telling them all of the things he's been telling Sasuke, whispering and moaning them against their ears, too. (Not as angsty as it sounds, I swear!)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,798 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reverse harem no jutsu gone right by fangirlandiknowit reviews
Because everyone in Konoha now knows Naruto's weakness, and because Sasuke knows exactly what to do about it. First chapter is SasuSasu and SasuNaru smut, giftfic for Jasu. Second chapter is NaruNaru and NaruSasu, giftfic for Uchihanochidori.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,989 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 7/6/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Happy Bithday, My Kitsune by Yuki-kyo-kira reviews
Sequel to Happy Birthday, Sasuke. It is now Naruto's birthday and Sasuke has plans for a very fun week. But what about the others in Konoha? What are their plans? (The reason this is coming out now should be known by the end of the story.) Rated M! Warnings inside. This is #2 in the Holiday Series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/22/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Heart Strings by Kurt Plushycakes reviews
Naruto and his friends meet up sometimes, and every time they meet, a relationships start or get broken. (It's Yaoi/Yuri/Hentai) Rated M for reason's you will find out about, definitely SasuNaru man sex :3,) (Humor/Romance & a little Angst)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,552 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Complete
Happy Birthday, Sasuke by Yuki-kyo-kira reviews
It's Sasuke's Birthday and Naruto has nothing planned. Or does he? WARNING: Lemon Mentioned Parings: SasuNaru!, LeeSaku, ChoIno, ShikaTema, GaaNeji, SaiHina, ShinoKiba, KakaIru. This is #1 in the Holiday Series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 7/25/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Accident, Not An Accident by Yuki-kyo-kira reviews
Naruto and Sasuke accidently kiss over and over again. But is every kiss an accident? Warning: Some spoilers! And LEMON ALERT! Rated T to M! SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
In The Wrong Hands by Yuki-kyo-kira reviews
It is Halloween in Konoha and Sasuke decides to check out the security of the village. Naruto is enjoying his first Halloween Ball. But when a certain fairy gets her hands on a witch's spell book, they are in for a big surprise. (Idea may seem simular to Halloween Town 2) WARNING: Lemon and Lime in later chapters, Language, OOCness, and poor humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,885 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 10/24/2013 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Kyuubi/Kurama, OC - Complete
There's No Time For Jealousy by Yuki-kyo-kira reviews
Sequel to: This Story Needs No Title. Sasuke is jealous. Naruto knows too many girls that seem to like him a little too much. But what can he do? He has to make sure that Naruto is never left alone with any of them. Sasuke has no time to be jealous. But what about Naruto? Can he handle all of Sasuke's Fan-girls? Rated T to M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 78,630 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/28/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Itachi U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
This Story Needs no Title by Yuki-kyo-kira reviews
Sasuke has decided that he needs a fifth member for Team Hebi and he wants Naruto. But he says he only needs him as bait for Itachi. So what happens when he finds out that Naruto is an ANBU Captain? Will the new Naruto go willingly? There is slash/yaoi in this, but the story focuses more on the actions than the romance. Some chapters have WARNINGS! Rated T to M!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,909 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/18/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Itachi U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Nice Guys Finish Dead Last by kizukatana reviews
Naruto had been a straight-laced guy all through high school, and what had it gotten him? Rejected by his best friend for a series of one-night-stands. He was SO done with that. (some OOC: darker Naruto, sexual Sasuke), boyxboy, SasuNaru, college AU, adult content removed per FF's ToS. Full version on AO3.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 122,755 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 3/30/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
New Beginning by Howard blake reviews
When a mysterious boy who has lost his memory tags along with Erza Scarlet, things get really out of hand. The only thing he remembers is his name: Naruto Uzumaki. Lots of things are about to change as Naruto joins Fairytail.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,460 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Naruto U., Erza S.
Independence by caffeinebeast reviews
England has his own "storage room cleaning" to deal with his emotions on America's Independence Day. One story with multiple, short, inserts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/4/2014 - England/Britain, America, China - Complete
My baby Naruto by Diamond Figments reviews
Because one thing was for sure...a vampire could not raise a human. Vampire fic. SasuNaru Collab with Juura99
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,180 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
MBN In Construction by Diamond Figments reviews
Re-ediding My Baby Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,901 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Never trust Uchiha with new jutsu by SasuNarufan13 reviews
A mission makes Sasuke realise that his children wish never really disappeared. But how can two guys together have a child? Well, a look through the Uchiha scrolls and the help of Kyuubi could be the solution. Slash; birthday fic; slight AU; MPreg; implied content; a bit of drama; other warnings in story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,084 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 6/1/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Tsunade S., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 5477 - Favs: 11,335 - Follows: 6,724 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Rich and Famous by gacktsgal reviews
REWRITE Sasuke's acting career is over when his brother decides he needs to see what a normal life is like. Naruto is forced to guide the celebrity he hates most around for at least a week. Neither expect the trials that come. Yaoi, swearing, violence, SasuNaru, tiny bit of SaiNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,677 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Unexpected Encounters by fadetoblack13 reviews
Naruto a struggling college student. Sasuke a successful businessman. What will happen when these two meet in an unusal way and make a deal? Yeah summary is not that great heh.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,186 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Master's Love Is A Robot's Happiness by Mizuki Kaze reviews
A boy finds a robot laying outside of his house, one thing leads to another and lovey/dovey relationship begins. Sasunaru, lemons and yaaaooi! robo, uke! Naruto possessive, seme! Sasuke. I only put sci- fi because he's a robot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,386 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Believe by gacktsgal reviews
Naruto is starting his life anew as a freshman in university. He's thrilled to be getting an apartment that comes with a roommate, ready to be best friends. The roommate isn't so thrilled to have a roommate forced on him, especially one that claims to have a demon fox sealed inside them. What crazy person did Kakashi force on him? AU, Yaoi, SasuNaru, Supernatural/Romance/Angst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,973 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
In Twenty One Days by AnEmbarrassment reviews
They say in 21 days you can become accustomed to anything. That's Naruto's approach when he shows up at Sasuke's apartment declaring that they are assigned to live together by Kakashi's orders. Sasuke can tell Naruto is hiding something, but is he prepared to find out, or will he kill Naruto before then. "Wait what do you mean your going to be here for a month!" plz Review it helps
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,882 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Save my Soul by FenrirHunter reviews
Orphaned at a young age Naruto, yearned to be free of the orphanage he called home, this freedom was in the form of the couple Kakashi and Iruka, but this came with new problems and information about his mother and his background. Will he be able to keep his soul from eroding or will he be saved. SasuNaru other pairing Yaoi and possible/hinted Mpreg rating may go up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,054 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Wind Lord by DarthValgaav reviews
Naruto finds some scrolls that contain Fūton jutsus. When he goes to ask the old man about them, the answers he gets will change his life. Naruto modled after Jin YuYu. NarutoHinataAnko
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 171,151 - Reviews: 2913 - Favs: 4,245 - Follows: 3,921 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The Years to Come by SasuNaruXP reviews
Naruto confessed to Sasuke on his last day of high school and got beat up for it. Now five years later, they find themselves working in the same office. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,102 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Love by Dana-Eliza reviews
With a good job and engaged to Sakura, Sasuke thinks he is happy. Everything is planned out and he knows what he wants. But then Naruto walks into his life and everything he was sure of seems to change. SasuNaru, yaoi, short story. Hints of SasuSaku and ItaDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,037 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Sasuke U., Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Ultimate Rebirth by LuvversLuvvie reviews
Sequel of The Ultimate Weapon Two months after waking up, Naruto struggles to return to his ordinary life. Meanwhile, the condemned elders help Danzo's pursuit of Hokage by controlling the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki once more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,152 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Friends by andReiki reviews
A good friend will help you find your prince. She will always tell you what you want to hear. He will comfort you after a break up. But a true friend will do, and be so much more. A brand new Naruto fan-fiction about different kinds and types of friends, inspired by those quotes I've been seeing everywhere. Beware the AU, OOC, BL and language. More characters inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,114 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/22/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Iruka U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Maid For A Day by Dana-Eliza reviews
The Freesome decides a maid's outfit would be a nice addition to their sex life. The idea of switching it between them is nice, but Makoto hadn't expected to be the first one to wear it. Though Rin and Haru certainly love it this way around. Established relationship, MakoHaruRin, roleplay, threesome, yaoi bottom Makoto!
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,305 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Makoto T., Haruka N., Rin M.] - Complete
Ero Sasuke by BlackVampireBlood reviews
AU. OOC. Everything was going well, my life was totally normal.. Well as normal as university life can be... But everything became TRULY weird when I realized my best friend Sasuke was pervert.. Find out what happens when Naruto has this revelation. Warnings: Smut, Swearing, Yaoi. SasuNaru. It's rated M for a reason people! Don't Like. Don't Read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,441 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Gaara
Why would it happen to me? by ToTallyPerfect55 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have been married for some time, but the love has withered away unknowingly. Naruto is cheated on and hurt. If you think strongly on the topic of cheating and find yourself getting pulled in emotinally deeply this isnt for you Visit this page for more fan fictions I've wrote : /rellandlalagirl
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Lessons Learned by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Sasuke never expected to fall for one of his student's father so quickly. Naruto hadn't expected the teacher to be as fine as he was either. Funny how these parent-teacher meetings tend to work out. AU. SasuNaru. OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,714 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Royal fiance by Babeonline2 reviews
Naruto an ordinary person who loves cleaning, but he is now finding his life spinning out of control...with the entry of Prince Uchiha Sasuke. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,328 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
And The devil Marches on Yaoi fic by SasuNaruforeva reviews
Naruto is so used to being abused and bullied in his old school, how will he react to this new one? With new Friends, stalkers, and some powerful enemies... And why does the previous principle look a lot like himself? Sasunaru, Gaanaru, kibanaru, alotanar
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,388 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Journal of a Perverted Chibi Raven by Roerie Sky reviews
One possessive and perverted chibi raven decided to write his daily adventures in a journal about his chosen, sweet, hyper, adorable, innocent, oblivious yet feisty chibi blonde bride. Rated M for a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 86,112 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Bourne Crisis by IMySpyEye reviews
Sasuke comes back after killing Orochimaru. Sasuke is acting weird. Naruto is confused. Kakashi is amused. Tsunade is furious. Everyone else is just shocked at seeing the formerly stoic Uchiha using pickup lines on Naruto. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,695 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.]
HalfBreed by cadywise reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has nothing, knows no one and is hated by everyone and the one thing he thought they could never take away from him, they did. So now he's left to fend for himself in a place where his kind is not welcome. Can he adjust and start a new life in this strange town or will he lose the second place he's called home? SASUNARU AND MPREG.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,219 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Darker Path by little-orange-book reviews
This time, Naruto has no intention of saving the leaf village. He has something else in mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,875 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Complexity by WitchGoddess101 reviews
It all started with a blond punk stealing his wallet. He didn't know that it would end with him falling in love. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,556 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Marriage by Kaida Matsuki reviews
Saying those three special words are truly never easy to say. For once you've laid those words out, there's no taking it back, but what happens when you don't say it? Uchiha Sasuke finds himself catching a wedding to stop. That's what. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Sakura H. - Complete
Something by Kenna-Chan reviews
SasuxNaru Finally. Maybe just finally Naruto will get him back. But at what cost? The sudden appearance of a certain someone may cause more trouble than expected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,780 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Raikage by Aragon Potter reviews
After succeeding in retrieving Sasuke, Naruto was banished from Konoha due to the Council's fear of the Akatsuki coming after him and destroying Konoha. 10 years later after being banished Naruto becomes the new Raikage of Kumo and leads it to greatness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 515,327 - Reviews: 3212 - Favs: 7,660 - Follows: 5,954 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Naruto U.
Stranded by My Thought Bubbles reviews
Beached on an island after a plane crash, Sasuke and Naruto and have to survive together. Between imitating Bear Grylls, hitting each other with sticks, and fighting off jaguars, they begin to do more than just survive. Iruka and Kakashi have to work fast to find them before anything else happens SasuNaru, KakaIru. AU, Gore & Violence warning
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 151,530 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Kakashi H., Iruka U.] - Complete
A Dare, Some Nair, and Underwear by Imagination Central reviews
Naruto gets pulled into a suicidal dare: To break into Sasuke Uchiha's household and steal a pair of his underwear. But when he gets caught, Sasuke makes sure to get his revenge. *ONE SHOT ALERT* BoyxBoy and Smut, as well as a nice dose of LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,247 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Whispers by Feyri reviews
As the result of an illness, Naruto has lost the ability to speak save for being able to whisper. His whispers can only be heard, though, if he whispers directly into someone's ear. It wasn't that much of an issue until he met Sasuke Uchiha. A man that makes him want to laugh harder and yell louder than he ever has before. SasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,655 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Bad Enough For You by Kaida Matsuki reviews
Being nice will get your crush to notice you. Whoever said that is a lunatic. Sasuke would know cause he followed it and it got him nowhere. Until he became bad. Hopefully, he'd get his crush's attention then. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,930 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 3217 - Favs: 8,221 - Follows: 8,828 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Guardian Angel by Night Shade 1427 reviews
What if Naruto hadn't really been alone? With the spirit of his father and the Kyuubi by his side, things will turn out differently for Naruto as he goes on the path to becoming the Hokage and reclaiming his rightful name... MinafemKyuu;KakaIru;ShikaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 158,737 - Reviews: 2188 - Favs: 3,849 - Follows: 3,582 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Minato N.
Fallout: Chasing Hokage by catthegreat reviews
The great ninja war is over, and Sasuke has been captured. Naruto's dream to become Hokage is within reach, but some people don't want him to acheive it. In the fallout from the war, the two ninjas are forced to face each other once more and pick up the pieces of the lives they once had.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,594 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto: Search for Greatness by gottahavekyuubi reviews
What makes a man great? Is it the amount of power he has? The blood that flows through his veins? The will to protect what's precious? Can he find the answer, even with the rise of the Red Dawn? Powerful Naruto Good/Brotherly Sasuke [GODLIKE Akatsuki] tons of OC's. Mainly NaruIno, small harem [BLOODY SHINOBI WORLD] AU NaruHarem, SasuHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 142,534 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 3/26/2013 - [Naruto U., Ino Y., Haku, Kurotsuchi]
Devilish Kohai by Teppen reviews
Naruto seems to be underestimating my need to rip him to pieces. To thrust into him so hard, he bursts into two. Well it doesn't matter to me anymore. I slip my arms around his waist. My hormones and irritation seem to be getting the better of me. SasuNaru One-Shot. PWP. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
7 Minutes in Ecstasy by MellowInsomniac reviews
It's the blonde's special day and one of the party-goers suggests they play seven minutes in heaven. The pouting blonde, having initially refused, sits begrudgingly in the wretched circle. 1. They are much too old for this. 2. It's a stupid game anyway. Or so he thought...until the stoic object of his affection's spin lands on him. Shamless PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Golden Kitsune by chatnoir-chan reviews
Naruto loves to sing; it's the only thing that can soothe him when he's in pain. He became a star to do what he loved, unfortunately to do so he has to cross dress as a girl under the name Naru. The blond lands a contract working for the Sharingan Company. He can't understand why Saskue won't stop bothering him even after figuring out he is a boy and why he cares so much about him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,441 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Husbands For A Week by iluvEdo reviews
Uchiha Sasuke stood in front of the business, ‘Husbands for a Week'. He needed a husband for the week and it didn’t say he had to be female to be a customer. SasuNaru, Yaoi, Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,016 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
NBH by Chilord reviews
Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,041 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 4,010 - Follows: 2,723 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Complete
Neko Naruto by Kawaii-Joker reviews
Its a normal day for team 7, Kakashi does a cool new jutsu on Naruto and accidently turns Naruto a cute kitten. Sasuke ends up taking care of Naruto, by himself! What do you get? Yaoi! Lemons, SasuNaru. Don't like yaoi, don't read this then.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,496 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rave by W0lfism reviews
Naruto is dragged to a rave party by Kiba as an attempt to cheer him up. At first, Naruto is disinterested by all the flashing lights and music. Until a certain performer comes on stage...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
With Love, Your Stalker by FastForward reviews
Naruto has taken to stalking his best friend Sakura, because he is in love with her. She likes someone else, which is what leads him to this new hobby. Then again, Naruto's got a stalker of his own, and getting rid of him seems to be more trouble than it's worth. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 154 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Green-Eyed Monster by Imagination Central reviews
When Kiba throws a party, Naruto finds himself a fine dance partner. But when a certain raven haired Uchiha starts seeing green, things start to heat up. After all, no one touches his blonde. Warning: Definite yaoi ahead and some language iffies. (The next chap. will be longer :)! Disclaimer: I do not, nor ever will, own Naruto :/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,379 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What He Got Was the Moron by espeonbounce reviews
AU. Sasuke finds a wallet in the park.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,695 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/19/2013 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Perfect by Kanariya674 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke has everything – the perfect status, the perfect girlfriend and the perfect image. However, like most seemingly perfect things, they do not last long. This is a story of how one Uzumaki Naruto can ruin it all. –SasuNaru-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,729 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2996 - Favs: 7,375 - Follows: 5,031 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Summer Camp by Kenny-chan Can't Spelll reviews
Summer Is In The Air And Everyone Is Just Delighted! ... Except The Poor Soul Being Forced To Attend An Insane 3 Month Summer Camp With, A Mutt, A Lard, A Crazy Mass Of Stalkers, Perverts, People Who Should Clearly Be In Mental Institutions And, One Specific Blond. Did I Mention His Adorable Blue Eye's Bright Sunny Hair And Cute Little Face? Well, I'm Sure Sasuke Will. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,519 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Never Grow Up by Kryzanna reviews
With Iruka's senior class graduating soon, he decided to end their schooling days how they started; with a field trip to the local gardens. But where are the smiling, cheerful students that he started out with? What happened to those friendships? Maybe some last minute bonding can change things; maybe even bring them back together...or at least get them to interact...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,936 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Looking For Love by Kryzanna reviews
Every Valentine's Day, Naruto's work hosts an event for lonely singles and this year he's determined to NOT be one of them. He's a romantic at heart, but with work, and helping his friends with their plans, how can he expect to fall in love when he can't even get a date? Or does love already have something interesting in store for him? Contains yaoi and lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,179 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Troublesome Situation by Kryzanna reviews
When Naruto had followed Sasuke after class one day, he'd never expected to wind up abducted and trapped with him. Their friends are worried, but when the only cop they can trust runs into trouble of his own; what can they do? Outwit the kidnapper, of course. Hopefully they succeed before anything... interesting...happens... Contains yaoi AND LEMONS. SasuNaru KisaIta HidaDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,796 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 11/5/2013 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Itachi U., Kisame H.] - Complete
Wanna Sext? by Shadowcat203 reviews
Sasuke joins an online chatroom, where he encounters someone who really turns him on. AU. REVISED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,832 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Night in Heaven by Imagination Central reviews
When Sasuke and Naruto's dates for Homecoming both dump them for each other, Naruto decides he wants Sasuke as his new date. But he never imagined things would go this far. WARNING: Lemon, lemon, lemon! BoyxBoy ahead as well, so if you don't like, then honey don't read ;) SasuNaru (Possibly a one shot, possibly more, not sure yet)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,624 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nothing by MoonIllusion reviews
All during his life time all Sasuke did was nothing. But when fate grants him a chance at love with his kitsune will he again do nothing? Or will he finally grasp onto it with both hands. Lemony content my friends ;)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Just Do It! by x.Mrs.ItachiUchiha.x reviews
SasuNaru LEMON, Yaoi. Naruto and his friend's work hours were bringing them down, and his Boss Sasuke was not letting up. So he did the only thing he knew how to. XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,527 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
It Was Only a Kiss! by DuckButtFangirl reviews
Itachi must have been crazy, thinking he could curse Sasuke. No one falls in love with only one kiss! Unfortunately the curse is all too real as Sasuke discovers after and unfortunate incident with a certain annoying blond. Sasu/Naru YAOI WARNING LANGUAGE Possessive Perverted Sasuke in later chapters
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,536 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Those Autumn Days: Denial by Kryzanna reviews
Sasuke Uchiha had thought that what had happened over summer with Naruto meant nothing. However, when he runs into the blonde at college, he starts to see things a little differently...even if Naruto doesn't. As for Hidan, can he finally prove to Deidara that he's *not* a complete waste of time? Contains yaoi. Rated M. SasuNaru HidaDei KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,337 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Treat by Kryzanna reviews
The best part about Halloween is always the Horror House; a terrifying attraction run by the Uchihas. Just like every year, Naruto winds up lost; but this year, he feels like someone's watching him; stalking him through the house, the maze and even the cornfield. This Halloween is definitely going to be one to remember. Contains Lemon: (YAOI) Not actually a horror story. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,732 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Haunted by Dana-Eliza reviews
During Halloween Kiba decides the old Uchiha mansion is the best place to get girls to fall into his arms, claiming it his haunted. But this means Naruto is forced to come with and when he finds out it truly is haunted, will he actually stay? GhostSasuNaru, yaoi and for halloween, a day late :)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/1/2013 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Sasuke's neko Naruto by KarimaWhatev reviews
In a world where humanoids actually exist, Sasuke finally gets a pet for his birthday. But not one he expected; Naruto! Lots of fluff and rating may change due possible yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,391 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Impracticalities of Supernaturality by Kryzanna reviews
When Itachi and Sasuke Uchiha moved to Konoha; a rumoured hotspot for the unnatural, they never expected to find a house full of less-than-normal inhabitants. Fires, teleporting and psychic meddling; Sasuke's going to learn how difficult it is to live with the supernatural. Contains Yaoi and LEMONS. SasuNaru, KisaIta. Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,613 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Itachi U., Kisame H.] - Complete
Not So Stranded by HavenCraze reviews
Naruto thought this whole cruise thing was supposed to relax you, but what happens when the boat sinks and he gets stranded on an island that just happens to be Sasuke's personal get away land? [SasuNaru] YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,572 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Shattered Eyes by Lithius Osmius reviews
Tears of liquid silver will be shed as Naruto struggles to master a new Bloodline Limit that surpasses all, even the Rin'negan. Look into his eyes, the shattered mirrors of the soul. AU, Epic Length, pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 191,547 - Reviews: 2362 - Favs: 5,332 - Follows: 4,719 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Shadows of Konoha by Amora Journeys reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is one of the strongest ninja in the world today. But everyone has their limits. Can he survive ANBU or will it defeat him first?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 513,454 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
All that is left behind by UnevenPatterns reviews
Sasuke has a stressful morning, an accidental meeting (quite literally) and ends up spending his day with a boy who is the exact opposite of himself. Little does he know that it will be the first meeting of many, and that Naruto can be hard to forget. Eventual SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,950 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Eighth Floor by Gwyn97 reviews
Twenty-Six year old Uchiha Sasuke gets promoted to the Eighth floor of his Fathers company, where he meet's an attractive blonde named Naruto. This whole job just got way better. In process of rewriting chapters and updating the final one! Slash, SasuNaru, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,610 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Just a Joke by kazenoyouni reviews
Naruto hopes this is all just a joke, but what kind of crazy joke is this? But bound by a promise he can't just ignore, will he give in and let this joke influence the rest of his life? And if he did, would it really be so bad? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,058 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fire gods bride by TopSecretZombie reviews
Naruto is handed over to the firegod as a bride without hesitation he was betrayed by his village how will he survive in the hands of a god? does Sasuke really intend to take a man as a bride? Sasu/Naru yaoi maleXmale
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,553 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
My Chibi Dobe by Angelwings Sorrow reviews
An attempted Kidnapping as turned Naruto into a 5 year-old child with no memory of his friends, team or his shinobi life. Sasuke wants his Dobe back but can he win the trust of the chibi so he can win the love of his Dobe? M/M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 123,528 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 7/1/2008 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Motivation by InactiveAuthor1 reviews
Naruto is completely unmotivated; his grades are slipping, and he couldn't care less! But when Uchiha Sasuke is assigned to him as an after-school tutor, things start to turn around—especially after Sasuke makes a totally insane, but incredibly tempting offer. NaruSasu/SasuNaru YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,841 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Anything Beats Studying by Kryzanna reviews
It's exam time and who doesn't love a bit of procrastination, especially when it comes in the form of the library chat-room! Banter, study-unrelated discussion and the invasion of personal lives ensues. Who needs secrets anyway? Yaoi pairings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Isolated Butterfly by Amastacia Jadescion reviews
Sasuke had to get away, but when he does, he's found by someone who could change his whole outlook on life. From opulence to destitution, how will he be effected? Can he ever go back home? Will he want to? An AU SasuNaru one-shot Birthday fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,022 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Drunken Mind Speak Sober Heart by Kryzanna reviews
That was one hell of a party...but what the hell happened, and what will come of it? What messes have been made while drunk and require cleaning up while sober? Sasuke and Naruto had a competition, Neji made a public spectacle...and why's Kisame in such a good mood? Contains Yaoi and lemons. SasuNaru KisaIta HidaDei NejiGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,898 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Deidara, Hidan - Complete
A Date, Dobe A Date by Love-On-Every-Page reviews
Because Naruto is (let's face it) a little bit thick, Sasuke is forced to reconsider how best to get the blonde to understand that Sasuke wants to date him. Mature. SASUNARU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
under autumn skies by Crystal Haze reviews
It's 7:47 on a Tuesday morning, and Haruka is ready in his school uniform, at the top of the steps outside his door, but Makoto isn't there waiting for him—and surely, surely the world is ending. Makoto/Haruka.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
Proving It by Love-On-Every-Page reviews
Konohamaru, Udon and Moegi are absolutely certain that Uchiha Sasuke is cheating on their beloved Chief and are desperate to prove it. SASUNARU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Heat Pill by Byakko Kitsunetsuki reviews
Mating season is starting in Konoha, Kakashi's doing something underhanded, Sasuke's being mean, Iruka doesn't feel well and Naruto might have eaten something he thought was candy. How will it all work out? We've got three chapters and an epilogue to see. SasuNaru centric, a smidgen of KakaIruka to break it up a little.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,749 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Not Another Fanfiction by Kryzanna reviews
"WHAT THE HELL IS FANFICTION?" Naruto and some of our favourite characters are about to find out the hard way when they get sucked from the ninja world into a collection of fanfics and are forced to play out cliche after cliche; learn about 'lemons', and discover that maybe yaoi isn't so bad. . . . SasuNaru KisaIta HidaDei NejiGaa LEMON WARNING FOR LATER CHAPTERS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,111 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Deidara, Hidan] - Complete
Welcome to the Academy by InsanitysGenius reviews
Following an adverse reaction to his coming out, Sasuke is offered a choice. Either go along with his father's uncompromising plans for his future or take the unlikely suggestion from his brother and ship off to an all gay school for the year without his parents' knowledge. Now, suddenly thrust into an unfamiliar situation, he has to wonder, just what has he gotten himself into?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,046 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Frustration by Lilly The Late reviews
[Oneshot] Makoto comes over to spend the afternoon with Haruka...only to find him masturbating. [NC-17] [Mostly one-sided MakoHaru] [Smutty smut between manly men; don't like, don't read!]
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
Early Morning Blowjobs by Sherain C reviews
Sasuke and Naruto has to stay with Sakura for awhile. What happens when she's not home. Yaoi Sasunaru lemon. Oneshot turned chapter. Chapter 6 up: Idea from the wonderful Nano.yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,020 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Fill (me up) by Jiggywidit reviews
Haru won't stop until he's completely satisfied. PWP. Written for a prompt on the Free! Kink Meme.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Haruka N., Rin M. - Complete
Fox and Raven by The Riddick reviews
Set far in the future in the sprawling megatropolis of Japan humans live side by side with a new breed of pet: Nekogens. These genetically engineered servants were blended with the traits of domesticated animals and exist only to please and serve humanity. Sasuke Uchiha is a highly trained soldier the eliminates rouge Nekogens. He swore to never own a pet. And then he met Naruto...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,934 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Lust, Love and Maybe Some Actual Labwork by Kryzanna reviews
Naruto is all about getting involved in other peoples' lovelives, so when he decides that the new labworker, Neji, is perfect for their boss, Itachi Uchiha; what can he do but interfere? But how can he and Sasuke convince the 'don't-mix-work-and pleasure' Itachi to give it a shot? And when will Hidan stop being such a jerk? Be warned: yaoi and lemons; SasuNaru ItaNeji HidaDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,669 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11493 - Favs: 16,442 - Follows: 11,029 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
World's End Rhapsody by slexenskee reviews
Perhaps time travel isn't what it's all that cracked up to be. OR: Naruto inadvertently trains his younger self for the Chunin exam, and therein learns a lot more about himself than he ever really wanted to. CAS sequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,960 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Naruto U.
Not your average onsen trip by fangirlandiknowit reviews
Oh Sasuke should have known something crazy was going to happen, because really, what other outcome could two "straight best" friends visiting an onsen have? The fact that he might end up enjoying it is beside the point. Perfect lemon challenge! Giftfic for adgxvnetu! Contains SasuNaru smutty goodness and you know you want it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,476 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Sharingan Awakening by Golden Seashells reviews
Naruto is called in for a secret 'S' rank mission. Sasuke's sharingan are about to awaken and apparently will cause the Uchiha to want a lover. Sasuke is desperate to prevent this, certain he has no time for a long term partner. Thus 'Stop Sasuke Mushiness Mission' begins! Naruto figures it can't be that hard... Right? SasuNaru SLASH includes KakaIru, KibaHina, LeeSaku and others.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,944 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Iruka U.
A Penny for Your Fortune by abskjg reviews
Sasuke unwillingly visits a 'fortune teller' who describes his soul-mate to him. Two-shot. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I love you so by MegaAnimeFreak7 reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are so happy together. They've gotten married and are living the good life, but what happens when their wedding night ends up with a bun in the oven? XDD First time writing it. Just dabbling a bit with Mpreg. Lime fanfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,635 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Movie Night by ZZbop reviews
Kida's visiting Mikado's apartment for the first time, intending to watch a movie he *cough* borrowed *cough* from his cousin, only they realize too late that said cousin finished it half way through...and it's a gay porno. Both boys are left a little hot and bothered after the ordeal and don't know what to do about it, until Kida makes a startling suggestion... (lemon & boyxboy)
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Mikado R., Masaomi K. - Complete
Hey Sasuke, What's your name again? by Yaoiruinedmylife reviews
AU-OOC When Naruto moves to NY, he is isn't expecting to run into a hot raven when he is hanging with Kiba, he also didn't expect to meet the guy in such an awkward position, all Naruto knew was he really wanted to see him again. For Sasuke, the feeling is mutual. Luck is on their side when they see each other at school. One thing is clear, Sasuke doesn't like sharing. (Sasunaru)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,645 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
High School Never Really Ends by Kryzanna reviews
It's been seven years since high school, but a reunion reveals that some people haven't moved on and haven't changed. Sasuke's still an asshole to Naruto, and uptight Neji still can't stand the lazy Shikamaru. Can a week trapped in high school activities and memories change what time hasn't? Contains yaoi and eventually lemons. SasuNaru, ShikaNeji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,362 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Childhood Games by Shiona Acitiu reviews
Who knew a simple game of pretend could lead to love?Two of the princesses had been pining after the prince, but the prince fell for the prisoner. The prince wants the prisoner to be his princess...Only one problem..The prisoner is a boy! SasuNaru! Slight AU...Cuteness
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,516 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Goodbye Forever by SpiritFrost reviews
Lucy was tossed off team Natsu after Lisanna's return. She was told to go train and since then the guild has ignored her. But what the guild doesn't know is that Lucy was diagnosed with Lung Cancer four years ago. Her body has been getting weaker every day and soon Lucy's time will come. This is how Lucy handles that.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Lucy H. - Complete
Not bad for a birthday by fangirlandiknowit reviews
"You're getting undressed?" Sasuke's birthday appreciation drabble! SasukexNaruto, mildly sexy theme:3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/23/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Ultimate test of a good kisser by Writing-and-Music reviews
When team 7 goes to an ice cream place in the middle of summer, what happens with two boys' and cherry stems? A contest of course...a contest to see who was the best kisser. SasuNaru and a bit of Sakura bashing but not much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Temp by Kryzanna reviews
When Sasuke becomes the new supervisor of the Konoha University magazine's crazy writing crew and their perverted DJ friends, he instantly clashes with them. Naruto hates his guts, and Neji hates that he hired Shikamaru; of all people! Hilarity ensues. Contains Yaoi and eventually lemons. SasuNaru, ShikaNeji, HidaDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,745 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Strip Tease by HarleyQuinnFox reviews
Part 1 in the Renovation Series: Sasuke and Naruto get a stripping pole in their bedroom. Sexiness ensues. Warnings: yaoi. boy on boy. plain and simple. sasunarusasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not used anymore by SasuNarufan13 reviews
Sasuke gets pissed off when his lover starts to neglect him. Then a blond, hot school teacher appears at his door, asking for stuff he doesn't use anymore to sell in an auction ... Three guesses to what he doesn't use anymore? Yaoi, AU, implied mature content, birthday fic, minor Sasuke/Neji, main Sasuke/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,738 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/19/2013 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Neji H. - Complete
Because of you by Shiona Acitiu reviews
"Don't go! Please don't go, Raven! Don't go!" "I-I promise I will come back, Fox. Just wait for me! I promise you I will be back no matter what it takes! I won't forget you!"Sasunaru Yaoi AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,053 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Naruto's Delight by Sherain C reviews
Sasuke is away and Naruto is getting horny. What to do? Sasuke catches Naruto masturbating and oh la la. YAOI BOY X BOY. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Waiting for long by wolfdemon16 reviews
A sasunaru story requested by Barbiegirl1993. Naruto is going to confess his love to Sakura but sees her with Sasuke. Like always Sasuke turns down Sakura and Naruto is pissed. Ohhoho but Sasuke's got a little secret. What is it? And what happens to Sakura?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Every time you look into the mirror by sasunaruneechan reviews
Naruto finds Sasuke unconscious in the forest. Knowing what awaits him if he takes Sasuke back and what Sasuke will do when he wakes up to see him, Naruto decides to leave a note with a wise lesson to Sasuke, and gives him a little 'surprise'. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Crossing Dimensions by Jay-Jay12393 reviews
After realizing just who it was that singlehandedly destroyed their lives both Naruto and Sasuke encounter Madara, where in a last ditch effort Madara sends the duo into another dimension... whats a Hollow, whats a Shinigami and why am I going to school?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 85,873 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Naruto U.
Tantalization by SasuAddique013 reviews
Ever wanted someone so much that it was the only thing that kept you sane at night ? Naruto is the nerdy little cutie and Sasuke is the hot sinful temptation called a man. Sure, it works in all the mangas and stories..but will it work for us ? Indulge ;
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,500 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
couldn't hurt you if i tried by carpfish reviews
"Trust me okay," he whispers against Haruka's skin. "I'll make this good for you, Haru, I promise. I'd never hurt you. I couldn't even if I tried." Haruka's expression softens, and Rin feels his chest ache, before squeezing his eyes shut to capture the moment. Sharktooth blowjobs, that is all.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Rin M., Haruka N. - Complete
Always by AnonAngel87 reviews
After being kicked out of his dorm like yesterdays garbage Naruto winds up roomates with a complete stranger. . .only. . .it feels as if they've known each other forever. . . How will the two cope with getting to know each other. . .and will they be able to resist the pull each secretly feels for the other? SasuNaru AU / OOCness (boy x boy love. . .don't like. . .don't read. . .)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,909 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Boy by inkydots reviews
Sasuke's got himself a new boyfriend and as luck would have it, Sai finds himself completely enraptured by the sweet blue-eyed, blond-haired boy. Yaoi. AU. SasuNaru/One-sided!SaiNaru. One-shot. Dedication/Inspiration inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,038 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sai - Complete
The Hunt by InactiveAuthor1 reviews
Sasuke is an incubus and he's looking for his next victim. This cute blonde seems perfect. SasuNaru, ItaSasuNaru, ItaSasu, ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,492 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Wild Beast by LuvversLuvvie reviews
Sasuke is training with Orochimaru, seeking power and more importantly, an escape from Konoha. While training, he finds what can only be described as a wild beast. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,093 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Drunk Sasuke Leads to Trouble by kai1fan2 reviews
After receiving a bottle from Sakura with who knows what inside, Sasuke heads off to meet up with Naruto for not so innocent purposes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lessons To Be Learned by smartcat reviews
You would think growing up would have an effect on a certain Blonde and Raven haired Uchiha. Think again. Those two may have PhDs but apparently, it proves nothing. Genius Professors, Moronic People. SasuNaru back in original form
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,909 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Bound By The Ring by acommonname reviews
To stop women from asking him out, Sasuke Uchiha, suddenly goes to work with a fake wedding ring on his finger. He is nominated to be Konoha Corp.'s next president. Everything was going great. Until he was invited to a business dinner with his WIFE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,778 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Plan by Kanariya674 reviews
Seducing Sakura's hot pool boy is a little bit harder than what Sasuke imagined. –SasuNaru, NaruSasu–
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,660 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
One Step at a Time by playitagain reviews
[SasuNaru] AU. Sakura makes Sasuke go on a blind date with one of her friends from college. Sasuke reluctantly agrees.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,299 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/22/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Chances Are? by I'm NO Angel haha reviews
Lightning doesn't strike the same place twice. Neither does love... or so they say. AU Read and Review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,260 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Possession by Fractured Dreams reviews
When you've lost everything you've ever held dear in your heart, it's hard to pick up the peices and start again. But Naruto gets a chance to rebuild his life and find peace with his past. And perhaps, to find love with another. Shounen ai, Sas x naru,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 194,507 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
My Perverted (Love) Toy by Byakko Kitsunetsuki reviews
Another AU high school story with my own twist. In a nutshell, Sasuke finds something to blackmail Naruto with and finds himself falling for the blonde but will a pervert on the train come between them? An older brother with a strange occupation and perverted adults might have something to do with it too.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,697 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stupid Teme by MarcoJefferson reviews
Sasuke has been sleeping in narutos bed lately. Why? SasuNaru. hints of KakashiIruka and NejiKibaGaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Yaoi for a date by YaoiTotoro reviews
Basically, Sakura tells Naruto that in order to date her he needs to write a yaoi. He takes on the challenge then finds out that Sakura goes off and asks Sasuke out behind his back! Pissed off and angry he disides to do the unthinkable. To get back at Sakura he disides not to tell her what he knows and continues to write the yaoi...on her beloved crush Sasuke. (NaruSasu) OLD STORY.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,864 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Operation Sound by Zylis reviews
"I've got a job for you," Tsunade stated as she closed the screen of her laptop and looked at the group of nine people that were standing by the door. "I selected you from the best of the best because I know you can get this job done and I don't have time to mess around here." SasuNaru. Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,756 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke's Epic Proposal by Praecipula reviews
SasuNaru. One-shot. Naruto woke up on his birthday with a ramen at their table. He ate it and apparently, the engagement ring too which Sasuke was planning to give him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,725 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lucky is the word of the day by fangirlandiknowit reviews
Birthday fic for adgxvnetu:3 Naruto comes home to tell Kakashi the good news, of course leading into some smexy time. Porn without much plot, MPreg. Rated M for a reason. Enjoy;)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
In Love With The Screen by MisutoChan22 reviews
Sasuke was very bored one day, so he decided to visit that site his friend Suigetsu had told him about. That's when he met an angel... A stupid angel that is. SasuNaru / Rated M (not in the first chapter)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,028 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year? by Rasengan22 reviews
An extended Coffee sidefic. Naruto and Sasuke spend their first Christmas and New Year's together, but the holidays are not without their surprises.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,084 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hollywood Whore by Queen MiMi of Wonderland reviews
Naruto always grew tired of Sakura's antics. She couldn't survive her hour of fame, so why should he go down with her? (MadaNaru, though it doesn't seem like it! Anti!NaruSaku)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/1/2013 - [Naruto U., Madara U.] - Complete
Naruto: Legend in the Making by darkflyer531 reviews
Follow Naruto's life from his time as a child as he goes through his adventures. Pairings: NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 195,965 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Naruto U.
Call of Duty Day by creepy-kreme reviews
Sasuke can barely wait for the next Call of Duty Day. Smut. Oneshot. AU. SasuNaru. M rated. Seriously. Dedicated to LoveAgronNNasir.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don't Find Me by scarletraven007 reviews
Naruto is the son of a company owner. His father doesn't care for him since his mother died. When he finally runs away he gets brought into the Akatsuki's care. He cooks and works in the bar. But that also included sexual harassment? All Members x Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 138,254 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
Hallway Sex Isn't Overrated by Fiend Maz reviews
Kinky, naughty, slutty, and basically written for the porn. What more could you want? NARUSASU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In The Business by DragonofFernweh reviews
Well, Sasuke had two options. Be evicted from his apartment and be homeless, or find a way to make two thousand dollars fast. Life gives him a choice, but honestly, maybe being homeless isn't so bad at this point. He was too prideful to be in a d*mn porn video, especially not one with this blonde loud mouthed idiot! However, you know what sin is stronger than pride? Lust.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
So Warm by PhoenixNaye reviews
A simple transport mission has Naruto running for his life when he gets drugged by some guys on the way back home. Thankfully Sasuke finds him in the forest and is willing to help him get threw the 'pain' of the drug. SasuNaru but hints of SaiNaru. Smut but not very detailed. Takes place in Shippuden.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
More Than Dancing by W0lfism reviews
Sasuke, wanting nothing more than to enjoy a night alone, encounters the annoying, but lascivious looking Naruto Uzumaki who taunts him into dancing. Things get a little interesting.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Desert Island Paradise? by Hiromi Not To Shabby reviews
Sasuke is washed ashore a desert island where he meets Naruto, a man who ended up in the same place 6 years ago. Can Sasuke convince Naruto to go back to civilsation with him or has Naruto become too attached to his own little paradise?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Ramen Covered Sasuke by Teppen reviews
The title is pretty much self explanatory. SasuNaruSasu.Yaoi boyxboy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Secret by Eziali reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have been in a long distance relationship for four years.What will happen when Naruto moves to Konoha and meets his boyfriends family especially his brother? May or May not be a Mpreg. *THIS IS JUST AN IDEA NOT A CHAPTER OR STORY.*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/19/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Itachi U.
Alone by vicctoria reviews
Okay so I think all of you guys can relate to unrequited love right? Then you'll probably know this kind of pain. Love hurts. Naruto loves Sasuke, maybe a little too much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Headband by miss-otaku-kalie reviews
Naruto has failed to become the next Hokage however there was a strange twist in fate as Sasuke was now the new Hokage. Naruto is a bit lost at the tun of tables and it leads to an erotic date in the Hokage's study!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tempting by Kurt Plushycakes reviews
Sasuke was the captain of his football team his best friend an outcast, everyone knew they were friends, but only a few knew Naruto's crush on Sasuke. Will this end their friendship? humor/romance/drama
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,001 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto's Make Up Test by Kumori the Kitsune reviews
Um, Naruto fails a test and has to stay after school to retake it. What happens when him and Sasuke-sensei are left alone? Two Shot! SasuNaru... :3 Better than the summary lets on. I promise. My first M so forgive me if it isn't amazing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bernerner's Inc by Byakko Kitsunetsuki reviews
This story is everywhere! SasuNaru, NaruSasu, what have you. Plot for KibaKankuro which is the main side pair, some KakashiIruka and a little Itachi, Deidara and Sasori fighting.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,816 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kiba I., Kankuro - Complete
Rebelling Has Never Felt So Good by XF'sFantasyX reviews
It's not an everyday occurrence where you are shoved up against a wall, with a tattoo artist currently unzipping your pants with his teeth. SasuNaru. Warnings; Ice Cubes, Mirrors, and Lemony Goodness! ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,169 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Palace Cafe by soraknight reviews
A cafe Naruto dressed as a girl Neji chasing after him Sasuke has no clue who's who but there will be lemons Rated M for later chapters SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,115 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Other Side of the Wall by HurricaneGilbert reviews
Sasuke has got a new, extremely loud and annoying neighbor on his hands. Why can't he just have one quite and peaceful Sunday? Oneshot. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Damn Teme by WitchGoddess101 reviews
Naruto thought that he could run away from his feelings. But Sasuke wouldn't let him. Two-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,820 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Let's Play a Game by XxDreaming of RealityxX reviews
"Let's play a game! Whoever wins gets to kiss Sasuke-kun!" A seemingly innocent game turned out to be a whole lot more; Sasuke and Naruto were just about to find out why. M Rated, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,848 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Til love do us part by plussizedangel reviews
Firsts are always hard, best to just get em out of the way right? Then what, friends, FWB, partners? maybe Sasuke and Naruto can figure it out. YAOI, don't own anything. SasuNaru rated M for lemon, language and stuff. ENJOY! don't like don't anks ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,479 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sasuke Says by FastForward reviews
Minato Namikaze took everything from the Uchiha family. Their money, their business, their home, absolutely everything. Now, Itachi and Sasuke are going to take it all back, and the only way to do that is to take what Minato holds dear. Payback's a bitch. (SasuNaru.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 165,093 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto Uzumaki's Odd Life by Queen MiMi of Wonderland reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is currently fourteen years old, and his boyfriend Sasuke Uchiha is seventeen. Naruto also has a rather protective parent, who plans to kill the Uchiha. Welcome to Naruto Uzumaki's odd life! SasuNaru Onesided-TobiNaru, Protective!Fatherly!Kakashi ONE-SHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/21/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Investigation Complication by furgenstein reviews
Because when your detective turns out to be the man you hooked up with, complications are bound to arise during investigations. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,468 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
As If by Yuki Tsunade reviews
Its not that hard to stumble across something you shouldn't, and when you do who would you tell? Well Rukia wants to tell Renji, because behind closed doors Grimmjow can make their berry scream like never before. AU. GrimmIchi, erotic in depth sex, BDSM, etc
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Ichigo K., Rukia K., Renji A., Grimmjow J. - Complete
From here to there (Part One)(SasuNaru) by ysoweird1012 reviews
Naruto, a lonely flight attendant waiting for love, meets rich Sasuke Uchiha. The Raven changes his life in a few short hours and before they know it, they fall into each others arms.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,796 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
New Love Found Again? by Pandas Spread Peace reviews
Neji cheated on Naruto for Sakura.Now hes alone again until he bumps into a guy in front of a grocery store... Will Naruto give up on love or will his wall break? Is this guy the right one? Find out. NejiNaru, NejiSaku, SasuNaru, ItaDei LEMONS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,940 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Murphy's Law by Areah51 reviews
Two shot. When Naruto forgets his shoes and hurries at the supermarket to satisfy a craving, he has no idea that the stupid Murphy's Law would, for once, benefit him. Waiting patiently in queue can, in fact, lead to some interesting development.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,001 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
MAXEDOUT by Infinite Vibrance reviews
Sasuke-the biggest prick on the planet earth-Uchiha is nothing but a bastard in every way, shape, and form and yet... I still find myself loving him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 135,660 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasunaru Prom by NaruTriangle reviews
Naruto is going to tell Sasuke his feelings at seniour prom before he will leave the teme and everyone forever afterwards. But what happens when he sees Sakura together with Sasuke? One-shot, hope you like it. I'm not pro...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stuttering by RaiDenUchimaki Productions reviews
Everybody knows that Uzumaki Naruto isn't the brightest crayon in a box so when he came up with a theory, even he can't believe how accurate it is. and that theory is that one Uchiha Sasuke stutters when he is in love. too bad it still doesn't change the fact that he is dense as fuck.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,783 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rumor Has It by Queen MiMi of Wonderland reviews
Naruto watched Sasuke walk off with Sakura Haruno, of he knew that they wouldn't last long; The Uchiha would be crawling back, but in the end, he wouldn't be waiting for him, he should have known better than to listen to the rumor's. Past!Mentioned!SasuNaru! Narutox? Secret Pairing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke's collection by fangirlandiknowit reviews
Naruto finds Sasuke's hidden collection of yaoi. Reading makes him question how straight he really is, and Sasuke certainly doesn't mind! NarutoxSasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,710 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
The Kitten and the Big Bad Wolf by Yuuseki no Yume reviews
The poor little kitty just wanted something to eat. What he got wasn't what he had in mind. SasuNaru Oneshot. Smut. Dirty words. Rated M. Kids who haven't had the 'Talk' yet stay out. P.S. If you don't like stuff like this, what are you doing here? Shoo!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Soul Reapers in the Leaf Village by CynderBaby reviews
Naruto Uzumaki was on a mission with his friends, Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Harano. But they met a strong, unusual monster attack the Land of Waves. The one who saved them was a boy in orange hair and wearing a black kimono. Rated T for safety.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,364 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Naruto U., Ichigo K. - Complete
NamikazeCestRewritten by XMistressChaosx reviews
Kushina and Minato are going away for couple weeks. While they are away, certain events happens and it gives the perfect opportunity for two certain brothers to find love. Incest/Slash UchihaCest as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,426 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
Secret Seatmate by Kaida Matsuki reviews
Answering a difficult math problem is surely a one-way trip to hell. Well, that is to a certain blond. How does he answer it? Easy. He doesn't. He leaves the question and finds it miraculously answered. Insane. Unfortunately, nothing's given for free and he'll learn that his so-called "savior" blackmails him. Hell. SasuNaru boyxboy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,677 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/17/2013 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Rusty by I've stopped writing reviews
Six months... six months without him. Without his warm body on mine, without his loving caresses on my skin. Naruto anxiously awaits Sasuke's arrival. What happens when he finally does come? A boyxboy fanfiction with graphic scenes. You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Meant to Be by FireStarDragon reviews
Are some things fate or coincidence? Are some people supposed to meet, no matter what life they have? And if they do, what does it mean? What if the person who keeps meeting up with you annoys you? Is it just fate being a jerk, or is it meant to be? SasuNaru/NaruSasu AU, reincarnation one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Brothers Can't Be Trusted by Kiwi Ninamori reviews
Itachi decides to entertain himself by winning over the heart of some poor sap. But what happens when that person happens to be Sasuke's own best friend and crush? Will Sasuke be able to keep Naruto out of his brother's clutches? ItaNaru ,mainly SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 205,283 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Girl's a Dude by xxXDanniXxx reviews
Konoha High, an ordinary Highschool, at least that's what Sasuke thought. One day he was running late to a class and ran into a girl...only for her wig to fall off and reveal that "she" is a "he". What will Sasuke do when he reveals a secret no one knew about. Naruto is secretly a boy, why would he hide that? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,068 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Subway cliché by fangirlandiknowit reviews
A chance meeting on the subway, leading to? Is this Naruto's chance to finally get answers to his bi-curiosity? Is this Sasuke's chance to, uuh, get some good lovin? Smut, SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,955 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
The first time by vermilioncream reviews
After being haunted by wet dreams of a certain black haired teme, Naruto is starting to realize he might be attracted to Sasuke. What will happen when you add alcohol into the mix? One-shot. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,413 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Your Absence by LadyIchaIcha reviews
With Sasuke still on the run, Naruto struggles with the difficulties of having a secret relationship with a rogue ninja. Having not seen Sasuke in months, his frustration and impatience reach a boiling point, and when left to his own devices, decides to try one of Sasuke's. (Naruto solo lemon)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Arrangement With The Enemy by Kitty Uzumaki reviews
for years now the Uchiha clan and the Uzumaki clan have been at war, but now an arrangement has been set for two off springs of the Uchiha and Uzumaki. Can they survive the marriage without killing one another. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,991 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Clubs by 13ways2die reviews
I don't like clubs. I don't like the mass of strangers gyrating against you in some dark hole in the wall. I don't like the random gropes, and I most defiantly do not like the idea of possible getting ruffied on some ones "nice gestures."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Blessed Realm by senior-witch reviews
After Danzou has been appointed Hokage, Naruto has to leave Konoha. Sasuke is persuaded by his team to search for some Blessed Realm. They meet in a modern town with modern politics and modern standards, including acceptance of homosexuality.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 160 - Words: 393,994 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All out snow war by Codaline reviews
Sasuke and Naruto have a snowfigth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
NarutoXSasukeXKakashi:I'd thought I'd come congratulate you Rated M by DapperZapper
Naruto gets a little surprise from Kakashi and Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto's Secret by Cerebella Kennor reviews
Naruto had a secret. It was sly, cunning, and actually intelligent of him; so, it was quite unlike him and nobody would believe it. What happens when you start to become the person you're pretending to be and lose sight of your own identity? Boundaries are crossed and lies are told - but they always say that there's a grain of truth in every lie. KakaNaru in a convoluted way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,196 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Mistakes Aren't Always a Bad Thing by XxDreaming of RealityxX reviews
A letter, an accident and a certain blond who just got out the shower. Sasuke's about to have the best day of his life. Yaoi (Male x Male) lemon, PWP, M Rated, AU oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Last of my Heart by Awayfromhome reviews
Naruto is a broken man. He can make things right again, can't he? Warnings! OCs x Naruto. SasuNaru. Rating? M! Mentions of Mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,931 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Christmas Spirit by Jelp reviews
No one should be alone for the holidays. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,443 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
PWP by MarsInsane reviews
Exactly what the title says. The W stands for without. If you don't know what that is then this might not be for you. Uchihacest with Naru in the middle. ItaxNaruxSasu Naruto is uke. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,041 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Voice of Ardour by eeveeluv reviews
Naruto comes home exhausted from training all day, and guess who he finds in his bed? / Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,263 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Playing House by SoapMaster reviews
Naruto and Sasuke first got married when they were five. But now they're adults, and it's time to walk down the aisle for real. SasuNaru yaoi lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Miracle for Christmas by Demon's Requiem reviews
Once upon a time, they were friends - best friends. Thirteen years and a broken promise later, all Naruto wants is a miracle for Christmas. Christmas fic, SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,644 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,230,519 - Reviews: 6172 - Favs: 6,735 - Follows: 4,149 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Myth by Daughter.of.Despair reviews
"Well…", said Naruto at last, "if you have nowhere to stay I have space to spare." - A long, Fantasy-inspired one-shot for Christmas. When Sasuke travels to Konh right before the Yule Celebrations, he finds more than just another mission, he finds destiny... and then some. AU SasuNaru Sasu/Naru Sasuke/Naruto Slash. Yaoi. Mature Content. Merry Christmas!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,477 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hope for Fun by BloodyWar2411 reviews
North had always been big on showing off a new invention on Christmas morning; a time when it was too early to party but the deliveries were already done. This time, his invention holds unexpected results for E. Aster Bunnymund, but the overly large rabbit isn't going to suffer through it alone. Not while has the ability to take Jack Frost down with him that is. (Humanoid!Bunny)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 126 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund - Complete
Incomprehensible Idiots by Addicted-to-the-Madness reviews
Sakura never could understand those two. No matter what they did, no matter how old they get or how much time has passed. To her they will always be incomprehensible idiots. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto: Demon's Path by Scribe of the Apocalypse reviews
A six-year-old Naruto taps into the Kyuubi to save Hinata from a cloud-nin who is being helped by Mizuki. Events force him to flee the village and he eventually apprentices under 'The Demon of Mist' Zabuza.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 698,326 - Reviews: 2148 - Favs: 3,282 - Follows: 2,495 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Naruto U.
The Greatest Enemy by Shaay reviews
Being the Fourth Hokage meant he had many enemies. So who did he consider his greatest enemy? SasuxNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Rise of Uzumaki Naruko by Dreetje reviews
Naruko finally graduated from the Shinobi Academy and now the secrets of her past are revealed. Under the guidance of her Jounin Sensei Uzuki Yuugao she starts her career as a Kunoichi of Konoha. FemNaruko/FemHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 217,884 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 2,481 - Follows: 2,132 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Naruto U., Haku
Soundless Heartbeat by Swallowed-By-Pain reviews
Naruto and Sai had a perfect relationship once upon a time, but is there really such a thing as a perfect relationship? Maybe not with Sai but Sasuke sure believes he can change Naruto's discouraged mind and make him happy once and for all. SaiNaru in the beginning; SasuNaru Shortly after.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,372 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Kiba's Friend by Smartangel10 reviews
Naruto has a mission; but to accomplish it, he will have to transform into a puppy. Kakashi is training him by sending him to the Inuzuka household. What will Naruto uncover during his stay? BoyxBoy. Rated M for possible suggestive situations in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/4/2012 - [Kiba I., Naruto U.]
Obeying Orders by ZombieRamen reviews
Yee who are not yet of a legal age dare not enter here. Yaoi. Rated M. Naruto and Sasuke continue to have communication issues even as the Rokudaime and his subordinate. Sasuke has disobeyed orders crossing the line. There must be a suitable punishment and Naruto thinks of a very interesting way to fill that requirement and further resolve communication issues between them…in bed
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chains by whitelotus123 reviews
Being chained to someone has its ups and downs especially if your chained to the one person you lust after in a shower. Yaoi which means boyXboy. Mature people only. R&R and enjoy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,835 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Bijuu Show by RaiDenUchimaki Productions reviews
In a normal University, Friday night is the night where the students will either throw a party at their houses or just go to a bar with their fake i.d's. some would just stay home and play video games with their buddies the whole night or have a movie marathon with their girlfriends'. But in Konoha University, it's different. Friday night is for The Bijuu show.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,680 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
December 21 by Lunatuh reviews
How should I have known that one day my entire life Would change? A man, a crazy teacher, an animal, a baby and a whole lot of fate. Turns out there was not much needed after all. Rated M to be sure. Yeah, I suck at summaries
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,476 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
My Racing Heart by Niveously reviews
Sasuke decides to go online and starts chatting with this Naruto guy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,988 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Only Now by Yuki Tsunade reviews
It had been three years since Uchiha Sasuke left, and every day he and Naruto were writing to each other, but now the time for their reunion has finally come, how will these two hormone driven teens handle it? AU SasuNaru ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
SOMETHING BORROWED by blue is heaven reviews
Inspired from the movie Just go with it. SasuNaru so there are changes in the plot. Sasuke gets trapped in his own scheme and then drags Naruto down with himself, after all what are secretaries for anyway...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,130 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Fox Cub and the Wolf by XxDreaming of RealityxX reviews
SasuNaru Lemon! Naruto is a fox cub waiting for his mate, Sasuke the wolf, to arrive. But when Naruto goes into heat, Sasuke will have to help him out a little. M Rated, AU, OOC, PWP, Yaoi (Male x Male).
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 103 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Predicaments by Bibs San reviews
Sakura asks Naruto for help to make Sasuke go interested on her. Is it really? SasuNaru, !YAOI WARNING!READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Page 234 or doing my uncle's publisher by Sandiclaws reviews
Somehow, Naruto get's roped into editing his uncle Jiriya's latest book before it goes to publishing. Left alone he becomes best friends with bottle of booz while he's supposed to be waiting for the publisher to pick up the manuscript when the doorbell rings. SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,712 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Just Another Day by ATYsToboe reviews
It started out like any other day, with Sasuke hiding his feelings. But when Kiba comes along and starts hitting on his dope, he knows he'll have to act now or lose his blonde forever. No KibaNaru, just read and you'll see! Sorry had difficulties with the first copy, I know this was inconvenient so I hope you can forgive me
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
SasuNaru- Improvising by Lindylaura reviews
What happens when Sasuke leads a improv class that Naruto is in? SasuNaru, yaoi, boys love, smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dirty Shot by Kuroneko Hikage reviews
"If you think I'll give myself so easily to you, think again! Work for your victory!" IchiHitsu. One-Shot
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,840 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Ichigo K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Eternity by cristofori's dream reviews
It was inevitable to be banned from Konoha, for the seal to break, for the truth to be learned. It was even inevitable for him to change. But he didn't expect Sasuke to enter his life again, and for the feelings he desperately hid to resurface. Rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,829 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
It All Started With a Kick Me Sign by Yuki Tsunade reviews
Naruto is craving ramen and goes to visit Iruka in hopes of getting some for free, however he bumps into Kakashi and can't help but to pull a prank on the older man. The reprecutions of this prank are more then anyone would have guessed. SASUNARU, AU-ish, SMUT/LEAMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,731 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto Cuts by YaoiFreak-WuzHere reviews
When Sasuke got asked if he was gay, and he said no. Naruto was heartbroken. So what does he do? He cuts himself... SasuNaru Yaoi LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Camp Juvie by YaoiFreak-WuzHere reviews
Naruto and Kyuubi are brothers, and there going to Juvie, but to seprate Camps. Now Naruto is on his own, and to make is worst for him, he meets an annoying and very perverted Teme there! SasuNaru, LEMON in later chapters, but alot of smut. ItaKyu later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,893 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Down The Rabbit Hole by TheRavenWinter reviews
Kiba is throwing an "Alice in Wonderland" Halloween Party. Too bad Naruto has such bad luck...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/31/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Imaginary Friends by theweirdsenpai reviews
Sasuke has had his imaginary friend, Naruto, since he was young, but, at 16, it may be time to confront his relationship with the so-called imaginary boy. However, Naruto may not be as imaginary as everyone thought...*disclaimer*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,990 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In the Heat of the Moment by Dia-chan93 reviews
Every spring since his 13th birthday, Naruto goes into heat. He endures it by himself, but one season Kyuubi reaches his limit. Enter one tied up Uchiha traitor and things get a little messy. Big time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,120 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
The Carving by I feel blah reviews
Pre-Uchiha massacre. Itachi and Sasuke get strange carvings when Itachi, Mikoto, and Fugaku come back from a business trip. The carvings have significance in each boy's life. Will it be good or bad? Rated M for dark themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,511 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Desirable by xLoveless19 reviews
After being forced into a spiritual séance, Naruto is hunted as prey by a demon that was accidentally summoned into his world. His bad luck, just got a lot worse. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,009 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 126 - Published: 10/13/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Love and Justice by lovemahBF reviews
Temporary Hiatus, WILL return: Sasuke Uchiha, a big shot lawyer in the big apple. Breaking peoples hearts left and right, Sasuke never had to work for love. Until a spicy hot soon-to-be divored blonde walked into his office.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,312 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Legendary Playboy by Kaida Matsuki reviews
Naruto's infamous title attracts many lovers into his arms, captivating every one of his admirers, but what if his title was only that? Just a title. His false title that also lures smoldering onyx eyes into discovering his embarrassing secret - Being a virgin. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,940 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 97 - Published: 10/5/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Serpent's Temptress by ZacksmexyFair reviews
Ever wonder if the stories your parents tell you is true? Naruto didn't... that is until he was thrown overboard and washed up on a strange beach with strange creatures. Sasu/Naru, other parings. Warning, YAOI! Discontinued and up for adoption
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,648 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I love to sing by yoli ravioli reviews
Naruto and Sasuke were close friends, then after their graduation, Naruto leaves. And no one had heard nor seen him, but Sasuke finds him, in one place he never thought he would see Naruto. Singing in a club, half naked! SasuNaru main, a bit of NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,979 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Crystal Haze reviews
Naruto's been roped into helping Sakura and Ino shop for prom - oh the horror! - but what happens when a certain Uchiha shows up? SasuNaru oneshot, PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Property of by xDelfin reviews
xDelfin: Sasuke smirked at his reflection. This will show Sai to grab his property's ass in the copy room. Laughing evilly one final time, Sasuke grabbed the silk tie from the hooks near the dresser, and went to wake his lover. SasuNaru. Office environment, so AU. Rated T. Trying my hand at comedy. One-shot. It's Sasuke & Naruto. ξήζσγ
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews
Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2322 - Favs: 3,547 - Follows: 3,171 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U.
YouTube Fool by Simply Hopeless reviews
Sasuke cruises around the YouTube site out of sheer boredom only to discover a blonde idiot with the voice of an angel being taped by three brats. And now Naruto's become one of the most viewed videos. Who knew the dobe had it in him? Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Succubus by NavyBlueWings reviews
Sasuke knew there was something wrong with Naruto. So when an incident happens that nearly costs the idiot his life, the Uchiha decides it's time to find out just what it is. But what if Naruto would rather die, literally, than face reality? It's up to Sasuke to change his decision! A Sasunaru one-shot, Ninja-verse. Also a lemon included. You have been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,990 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 85 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bridge Of Light by Swallowed-By-Pain reviews
"I'm home baby, I'm home." Sasuke was taken away two years ago for war, leaving Naruto and their son Szumi behinde. When Szumi is feeling down Naruto sings to him, little did he know, Sasuke was there listening that night. SasuNaru AU-ish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
New Life, Second Chances by Kiiam reviews
Naruto had died in the final battle against Madara. Fate had seen it fit to give him second chance to do things over. With memories of his past life, people will be surprised by what the new Naruto can do. NaruHina/Possible Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 272,886 - Reviews: 3410 - Favs: 5,295 - Follows: 4,794 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Never Falling in Love by CarolzofBellz reviews
Is it possible to date someone for six years without having any feelings involved? Apparently, it is for Sasuke and Naruto. SasuNaru, AU. Review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,361 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Retail Therapy by Rasengan22 reviews
Even bad habits can lead to a good thing once in a while. AU. SasuNaru COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,466 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Touch My Man Again by Ciaossu-Chaossu reviews
Principal Danzo makes the mistake of grabbing Naruto's arm hard enough to bruise, Sasuke makes sure the man won't make that mistake tective!Sasuke, fluff, hinted yaoi. Cover done by the lovely Juuria66! Check her out on deviantart yeah. EDITING HAS BEGUN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,750 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Desperate measures of a father by Kiku90 reviews
Itachi and Sasuke refuses to get mated and their father is getting desperate, luckily his own brother may just have something to help with his problem. ItaXKyu SasuXNaru. M-preg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,610 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Obsidian Meets Cerulean by The Sadistic Optimist reviews
Naruto tries to catch his train after a day of shopping, but runs into a man with sexy obsidian eyes who offers to drive him home and asks Naruto to stay with him. Completely Beta'd!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pink by fluffy-lover82192 reviews
Naruto loses a bet and now has to suffer the punishment, with who as the punisher? None other then Sasuke. This is rated Mature, because sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,397 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Hate You by WolfyAlex reviews
Sasuke, the head of the Fan Gang, hates Naruto. Naruto, the head of the Fox Gang, hates Sasuke. Every time they see each other they fight. Yet Sasuke harbors a deep secret. He wishes nothing more than to fuck Naruto against a wall. Both need to learn that foreplay doesn't have to be rough. SasuNaru!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,500 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love That Lasts by deathskeith reviews
I want a love that I can keep. I want to meet the one who makes my hearts soar! For Sasuke Uchiha, that person was a blond named Naruto. It looks like Kiba finally did something right. YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,832 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Results of a poker night by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Kami wants a soul back from shinigami. One angel makes a bet with the death god. If she wins against the god at poker, Shinigami has to resurect the soul. A little boy would be more than happy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,179 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 3,254 - Follows: 2,876 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The PR by LuvversLuvvie reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is the youngest CEO of the widely popular and successful Uchiha Corp, and did someone say major hottie? Every newspaper, magazine, talk show, and news program wants an interview with the man who's got it all, but you have to go through his PR if you want even a chance.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,006 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Habitual Infatuation by Quinn Anderson reviews
Dedicated to Sorachan. Sasuke finds out more than he ever cared to know about Naruto and decides to play a dangerous game of seduction. Kakashi will, of course, have his say before the end. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,016 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Addicted by Sarsaparilla reviews
[SasuNaru] Lately, Sasuke's been having trouble keeping his eyes to himself, but when it becomes hands as well, what's poor Naruto to do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,041 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Wanted: Perfect Mommy Candidate by Loki.1827 reviews
Sasuke, a single father, started having problems when his 5 year old son Itachi asked for a mom. And it became a bigger issue when his son chose a perfectly male blond. Matchmaking and chaos courtesy of a five year old ensue. SasuNaru. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,010 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 2,082 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Dobe Protection Squad by Lightning24 reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is the greatest spy of all time, his next mission is to protect the Mayor and his son from a corrupt group named Akatskui. Will he complete his mission? or will he fall for the young Blond Heir
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,098 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blessing by Animeloves001 reviews
Asking your boyfriend to marry you wasn't too bad. Asking his father for permission, however, would not be an easy task. Especially when your boyfriends father is the Hokage. The very powerful, overprotective of his not-so-innocent son, Hokage. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,822 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Black Prince by animeloverani reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is the famous Black Prince, a thief. On top of that, he is one of the last remaining Uchiha vampires. He now has his eyes set on one blond named Naruto. With interfering councilmen and fan-girls, what will Sasuke do? And the Vampire mating cycle is fast approaching. SasuNaru ItaKyuu Yaoi AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,060 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happily Ever After by Animeloves001 reviews
Karin and Sakura weren't too happy to find out that their crush, Naruto, was snatched away from them by their former crush, Sasuke, who they had to watch to make sure he treated Naruto well. Now, the only logical explanation was for them to get together, right? Maybe now they can all have their 'Happy ever after' SasuNaru KarinSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,144 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Ultimate Weapon by LuvversLuvvie reviews
After Sasuke leaves, Konoha forces Naruto to become their perfect weapon through mind controlling jutsus. Sasuke meets Naruto and resolves to save the blond from the life he is forced to live.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,573 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
JARVIS, run program: Holographic Steve by keikopanda102 reviews
Tony Stark is testing some new holographic animation technology and decides to use Steve as his guinea pig. Things, unsurprisingly, take a turn for the naughty. Disclaimer: I do not own Marvel heroes. I just like to write about them doing naughty stuff.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Titanic by Serephy reviews
Vocabulary aside, Itachi took one look at Naruto and Sasuke, and felt the incredible urge to smash their faces together in an attempt to generate the eternal love they were destined to share. SasuNaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Adventure of the Flatmate's Fetish by Quinn Anderson reviews
In which Sherlock finds himself in the unusual position of trying to educate John about the endless variety of fetishes that exist in the world. When that gets boring, he sets himself on a very important case: figuring out if John has any fetishes. Which, of course, he does. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,635 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Beloved Enemy by Quinn Anderson reviews
Sasuke is having trouble sleeping and decides to do some midnight training. Naruto is there and things get a little heated. Slash. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Unexpected Reunion by Brie Swarez reviews
Naruto Uzumaki attends his high school reunion for some strange reason. It's not like he has a lot of good memories there. But when he encounters an old acquaintance, he thinks the night won't turn out to be so crappy after all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
When the Boss is Away by Juura99 reviews
The Ninth floor is a boring place in Konoha Mega-Corp...That is, until the floor manager goes on a business trip. Now a certain blond employee starts up some mischief that turns the ninth floor into a war-zone...a Prank War-Zone at that. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,779 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forbidden Best Friend by Yamanvie reviews
Sasuke glowered down at his book. There was no way Itachi didn't know. His asshole brother must have found out about how much Sasuke wanted Naruto. Or he wouldn't be flaunting his closeness to the blond so outrageously... SasuNaru Gift fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,488 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Bugs by Yamanvie reviews
"There is one thing Naruto could do to get rid of the bugs." Sasuke could scarcely believe what he heard next, though he should have guessed that something like that was what it would take to save him. "He has to have sex." - SasuNaru Gift Fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,372 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Little stupid completely,ruined,my,life thing! by Akira-kun reviews
"How do you survive when, because of a failed jutsu, you get stuck together with the last person in the world you want be stuck together with? Simple, you don't. Gah! Stupid chain!" AR. SasuNaru. Lemon. Twoshot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,548 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Roadtrip by dbc357 reviews
Sasuke ended his relationship with Naruto seven years ago. Due to circumstances, the two are forced on a minor road-trip together, and Sasuke starts to remember why he loved Naruto. SasuNaruSasu Yaoi AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,605 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uzumaki Fiend by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto is betrayed after the Sasuke retrieval mission. He escaped, but just barely while losing an eye in the process. He makes it to Konoha where a sword of incredible power is found and a new destiny unfolds before him. Small crossover with Ninja Gaiden in terms of weapons and few characters.
Crossover - Naruto & Ninja Gaiden - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 106,660 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 2,161 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
I'll Cheer You Up by IslaF reviews
SasuNaru / Rated M for LEMON / Sasuke is really down lately, Naruto tries something to cheer him up, but something else ends up doing the job.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,041 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
You Got Me by Praecipula reviews
SasuNaru. Two-shots. Naruto was furious when he learned of his stepfather's plan together with his boyfriend. After he ran away from them, courtesy of the bodyguard he rented, he landed working as a housemaid to a banker which house was ready to crumble.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,762 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
E N E R G Y by D. Genesis reviews
"You can stop running now," Sasuke says, voice low. It's shaking and reverberates through his skin. "Or at least, wait for me." SasuNaru yaoi lime-sorta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,127 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto the Black Blade by Tigee86 reviews
Challenge fic. After stealing and opening the Scroll of Sealing, Naruto finds something more interesting then a clone technique whose details he never bothers to learn. A change he finds leading him down another path. femHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 116,259 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 3,047 - Follows: 2,843 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
My Little Fox by Yuki Tsunade reviews
Naruto is sore, tired, and annoyed and can't wait to get home. But when he unexpectedly gets kidnapped all that goes out the window. Who will save him? And how will he get home? SasuNaru, Au-ish. And a lil hardcore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Quality Time by AncientKyuubi reviews
What happens when Naruto's quality time training with his Dad becomes a bit hotter than expected? MinaNaru Oneshot WARNING! Incest, Yaoi, Lemon rated M for a reason! NO FLAMES PLEASE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 204 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Teary Eyes by IslaF reviews
SasuNaru / Rated M for LEMON / One thing leads to another when Sasuke goes to a party because of guilt. He only wants to go to stay on good terms with the dobe, but Naruto has other ideas when he's drunk.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,693 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Begging by sourlemonblue reviews
Well, someone's gotta do it. SasuxNaru lemony-goodness-happy-stuff, so flame if you dare. I don't give a shit
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Found by Amastacia Jadescion reviews
SasuNaru. A "Sasuke Returns!" Fic. Naruto finally finds Sasuke after years of searching. Life goes on. A bit of comedy, romance, and suspense when I can force myself. No real angst if that's your thing. Canon until events after Pein's attack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,492 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Lost Your Mind by Kyori-Aleas reviews
He'd told himself he didn't care about the blonde anymore. But why was he still looking out for the idiot nearly ten years later? It should have been him that day, not Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,098 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wearing A Skirt Is Like by Deaths.Last.Prayer reviews
Dying a little on the inside. Naruto supposed it was his own fault for letting his twin con him into swapping places with her for a week. Who knew he'd be the center of attention to three bastards he'd written off long ago. Who knew it'd be fun? SxN (Discontinued. Visit profile for answers or inbox me.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Sex Talk Leads To by Lionna reviews
Naruto was given the sex talk, and years later was putting it to good use. KakaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 87 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Falling for the Kitsune: Editted by Alrye reviews
Being normal was always hard for Uzumaki Naruto. After moving back to his mother's home town and going to a new school. He's about to find out just how abnormal his life really is. Warnings and Diclaimer inside. Beta'd.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 160,537 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 12/10/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.]
Kiba's Bad Day by smartcat reviews
Kiba just can't catch a break. How come he's the only one that doesn't know shit? -Repost after fanfiction took it down-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Neon Butterfly by Fae Pyre reviews
AU sasunaru; One night while working at the infamous club "Neon Butterfly", Naruto has a run-in with one of the club regulars that will soon change his life forever. YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Welcome Home by smutwhut reviews
After a long month without Sasuke and sex , Naruto's body feels quite... lonely. Therefore, on one night, he delights himself in some toys he had nearly forgotten. But someone makes a rather pleasurable interruption. SxN, includes usage of toys and dirty talk. Lemons all around.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Permanent Pigtails by BakaNekoSan reviews
UNDER REVISION! CHAPTER ONE THROUGH FOUR REVISED! A dangerous mission changes Naruto's life forever. What will "she" now do with her emotions transforming just like her body and her friends seeing her as someone completely different? SasuFemNaru Romance/Comedy/Slight Drama&Hurt/comfort
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,096 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
KONOHA GAKUEN by MinamotoKana reviews
Uchiha Sasuke,the 'Dark Prince' of the school.Intelligent,talented and devilishly handsome.But on the other side of the story, he's a cold,stubborn Uchiha without a care in the world,but what if a new blonde transfer student gives him light to his life?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,950 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Dark Prince by Vaerin7 reviews
The Hatake family is a powerful demon family, yet someone isn't ready to follow their ancient rule. When Sasuke is named as the heir to his father's throne, plans are set into motion. Upon marking Naruto, he sets the field for a devestating blow. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,781 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love & Truth by Kami-no-Namida reviews
Once your feelings are requited everything should be perfect shouldn't it? But what if the happiness is to last for a moment only? Will you be content with that much? Or will you fight for this happiness to continue? Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stranger Island by wishmaker101 reviews
Being coworkers didn't necessarily mean they had to get along. As unexpected events unfold, Sasuke learns to see that he isn't always right with judging others. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,645 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mustering Happiness by Riuolo reviews
When officer Naruto Uzumaki is assigned to the task of helping to stop one of the most powerful men in the underground business, Sasuke Uchiha, he promises he will do all he can to bring him in. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,882 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Nightly Encounters by Othelie reviews
One night, Sasuke, drunk and eager for company, stumbles into the wrong tent. Naruto has no idea of the events their nightly encounter will set into motion. Lighthearted romance with dramatic undertones. Rated M for mature themes, of the single sex kind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,674 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Games by TopSecretZombie reviews
Kiba is always messing around with Naruto. But what happens when Kiba pushes Naruto to far? Smut of course. KibaNaru. Lemons, MaleMale. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,099 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Itachi's Trouble with Blonds by Misato'sPenPen reviews
Naruto accidently hits Itachi with his car and it ends up being the best thing that ever happened to either of them. Anal, COMPLETE, Fingering, M/M, Oneshot, Oral, WAFF
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,414 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Midgardian Smut by LulaMadison reviews
Loki discovers slash fic on the internet. Naturally, he uses it to annoy Thor, Tony, and Steve. Pairings: Thor/Loki and Tony/Steve. Warnings: Naughty words & naughtier situations.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 233 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Don't be afraid of the dark by Rashel k reviews
Yaoi; One-shot between Sasuke and Naruto :D -"Sasuke smirked at the fidgeting boy, the cold wind getting to his groin; he used his free hand to draw circles on Naruto's flesh teasing his way to-" You gotta read to find out what he's are doing ; Yaoi Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,086 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Gypsy and The Noble by WolfyAlex reviews
Naruto and Sasuke shared one night together. A year has passed since that faithful night and now Naruto and the troop comes across Memphis once more. Yaoi, Sasu/Naru, Mpreg, rated M for later chapters. SEQUEL TO MY ONESHOT, GYPSY! READ GYPSY FIRST!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,141 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When we are alone by Swallowed-By-Pain reviews
"Naruto, this is our little secret okay? You can't tell anyone." Sasuke whispered, stretching a pale hand out to graze his fingertips across sun kissed skin. Shotta!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roommate Problems by Kanariya674 reviews
Shikamaru can't catch a break. He definitely isn't cut out for the 'help-a-possibly-homosexual-roommate' situation. –SasuNaru-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Taste of Your Lips by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Naruto's always had his mind set on his goals & he'll stop at nothing to get it done. But with expenses running high he's going to need to find another job. Unfortunately that new job might involve working for an egotistic jerk. Sasu/Naru. Neji/Naru AU. SUPER, MAJOR EDITING IN PROGRESS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 150,817 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Usuratonkachi by sourlemonblue reviews
A dream...? Naruto breaks up with Sasuke-not cool. WARNING: YAOI CONTENT Don't like? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Who knew we could be lovers? by icefireSpirit Wolf reviews
Naruto, is looking for Sasuke, but what happens when Sasuke finds Naruto? After discovering new feelings Naruto never before experienced Naruto is hot and bothered, and who else could solve his 'problems' then Sai? sai/Naru SasuxNaru NARU IS UKE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,790 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Naruto U., Sai
Delicious by nicci'weezy reviews
Naruto didn't believe anything but cockiness was wrong with Sasuke, but after a steamy encounter leaves him speechless, there's no denying the truth. Sasuke was a vampire. A perverted, self centered, egotistical, vain, and inconsiderate vampire.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,758 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Why the Akatsuki Should Never Ever Teach Sex Ed by SilverLullabies93 reviews
Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to follow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
Stress by Shiranui-Sensei reviews
Sasuke has been having a hard day at work and needs a little... Help from his secretary. One-shot. Rated M for lemons, langauge, and humor. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Excavation by N a i. K i r e i. Y u k i reviews
It takes a talk show for you to find out what's going on under your own roof. Sad, but that's what happens when the lies pile up to the ceiling. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,260 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Relax by Xenophili reviews
Ever wondered what happened to a body when it never relaxed? Sasuke certainly found out, and it was Naruto who had helped him "wind down." Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Our Mission by Kenny-chan Can't Spelll reviews
6 year old Sasuke and 5 year old Naruto have there own little plot planned and the two will stop at nothing to accomplish it. NOTHING. SHOTA SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Tollbooth by chocolateee reviews
Sasuke works a tollbooth at night. Along comes Naruto with no money to pay. So he offers something else as compensation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Morning After by Morgan.Yukimari reviews
Naruto wakes up and is surprised by a raven haired boy sleeping next him. He feels pain in a place he shouldn't and no matter how hard he tries he can't remember the night before. Still wanna get drunk at the party next weekend? SasuNaru Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,781 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Following orders by FieldOfEternalSnow reviews
Newly minted Hokage Naruto finds he enjoys giving orders to a specific Jounin. But who's playing with who? Rated M for Lemon! Don't like Yaoi, don't read it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,615 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 73 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Borrowed, Not Stolen by Infinite Vibrance reviews
It's all fun and games until a heart gets broken. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,034 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In a Week's Time by SasuNaruXP reviews
Naruto makes a bet and has to work in a club for a week. He has to keep it from his overly protective boyfriend. Wait, what's his boyfriend doing in the club! SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,978 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Lion King by writerincognito reviews
Sasuke's misinterpretation of The Lion King. CRACKFICK like usual. SasuNaru with Naruto as uberuke, sorry about that ;
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Enchantress by Crown of Venus reviews
Naruto wakes up one morning in the form of a very beautiful girl under the name of Minako. The past and the present mercilessly collide with Naruto's life as he struggles to find a cure. ManyMina, slight KibaMina and SasuMina but eventual SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 96,133 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Changing Minds by YAOIisFOREVERwithME reviews
Naruto has been taking the torment and pranks that come along with Sasuke for years. When sparks start to fly between the new kid and our blond, will the raven change his ways in time to convince Naruto of his true feelings?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,748 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Seven minutes to change my world by Akira-kun reviews
"Of course that playing Truth or Dare mixed up with Seven Minutes in Heaven would be ok! Even with the vodka, the discussions, the tinny closet, the confessions, the weird feelings and all! Why in the world it wouldn't be totally ok?" SasuNaru – Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,605 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Neji H., Ino Y.] - Complete
Worries by Animeloves001 reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are getting married, but why does Naruto have doubts? Is there really such a thing as unconditional love? SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tangency by dmnq8 reviews
The contact, coming after years apart, amid plenty of animosity and questionable circumstances, somehow wasn't a surprise to either of them. Giftfic for Vladexx. Sasunarusasu. Yaoi. UNOFFICIAL MANGA CHAP 551
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,029 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Red Tape by N a i. K i r e i. Y u k i reviews
And Naruto knows how to cross the line every single time... SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha Dating Agency by Rizember reviews
On a dare, Naruto and Kiba start a dating agency with a 'One date only' policy... humor, romance, sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,377 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Destined by Rizember reviews
You'd really expect your soulmate to be more compliant and not want to kill you... Humour, romance, supernatural. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,274 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Unfortunate Event Of One Kiba Inuzuka by smartcat reviews
Shikamaru turned to look Kiba directly in the eye. "There are reasons why doors are locked, Inuzuka." Kiba rolled his eyes, "Oh please…it's Naruto. What could he possibly be doing other than eating ramen?" Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
At The Onsen by dmnq8 reviews
Bunch of guys chilling at the hot springs. Crack. Crude language. Kiriban prize for xallfalldownx. Disclaimers in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Akatsuki - Complete
Somewhere In Time by Daydreamer79 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki buys the portrait of a young man and becomes enthralled with him. It's not until he finds himself shot back to 1935 that he realizes he now has a chance to live a life less ordinary.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,882 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 119 - Published: 1/17/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Hunted by Zenerific1 reviews
Naruto, the last of the Golden Foxes, is hunted and caught by Sasuke. AU, Yaoi m/m , Rated M because I don't know yet what will happen, but I'm planning on graphic details! XD R/R Unbeta'd Of course its SasuNaru Chapter 7 Finally up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,814 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Wedding Planner by N a i. K i r e i. Y u k i reviews
My wedding planner is a complete dobe… He's loud, annoying, and forgetful… But the worst part about the situation is that… I think I'm falling in love with him. Great. Sasuke/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,282 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Heads Up! by Spaikd reviews
There are only so many things a self-respecting Uchiha can do upon realizing he might have a thing for his best friend.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kyuubi the Btch by GeminiScar reviews
Naruto was having a bad day... okay, more like week... fine, he was having a bad three years. And he could blame it all on Kyuubi, and that damn fox for starting the whole mess. SasuNaru WARNING MPreg, no like, no read. Flamers will be reported.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 273,240 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2428 - Favs: 10,435 - Follows: 5,530 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Complete 180 by 1gurgi1 reviews
Sasuke's world is dark and painful after his parent's death. Everything changes when he starts his sophomore of high school and is constantly hugged by a blond freshmen. He doesn't mind the hugs but pushes him away. Because Sasuke's straight. Isn't he?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 79,448 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Day From Hell by dmnq8 reviews
Worst day yet, no lie. Sequel to Not A Good Day, Another Crap Day. AU Giftfic for Girl Who Changed Her Pen Name. SasuNaru, shonen-ai. Disclaimers in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/29/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
One Night Stand by Lovable143 reviews
Naruto is at a club, and boy is he horny, of course our favorite raven happens to be at the club as well, and just in time to help Naruto, and how does Naruto repay him? With some drinks and a Juicy LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Little Mate by mitsuki1313 reviews
SasuNaru neko love. simple summary; Sasuke wants Naruto as his mate. mpreg. story inspired by Shirohane's For Your Eyes Only fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,251 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Brotherhood Contract by xLoveless19 reviews
Naruto is looking for a sensei to teach him the way of the samurai. He encounters Kakashi who's well known for his formidable swordsmanship. Naruto begs Kakashi to take him as his apprentice and he accepts, but only if Naruto agrees to a contract...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,182 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 112 - Published: 12/27/2011 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Lockdown by Rizember reviews
Between dealing with crazy moms, psychotic guardians and a useless entourage, the last thing the rival authors needed was to be locked up together to write a book without killing each other first. Humour. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,787 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Little Problem of Virginity by Silver Moon Lit Forest reviews
You have to lose it sometime. Kiba just can't believe who Naruto wants to lose it to.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,417 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Saw Chichiue Kissing Santa Claus by Animeloves001 reviews
When Sasuke and Naruto's son sneaks downstairs in hopes to catch a glimpse of Santa Claus, this was not what he was expecting! SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Wolf & The Fox by YaoiAndOtherDrugs reviews
Wolf Sasuke, Fox Naruto, manxman goodness... throw in an angry Sai, a mysterious murderer blaming wolves and you got my plot. SasuNaru, don't like don't read. Sub pairings KakaIru and ItaKyuu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,336 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Surprise! by Animeloves001 reviews
Sasuke just returned from an 12 month recon mission. Instead of greeting him, Naruto sends him on a treasure hunt with a surprise waiting for Sasuke at the end. But, what exactly is the surprise waiting for him and what is Naruto nervous about? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,790 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Seduction Of Spring by Cassie821 reviews
What's a guy to do when he is in love, and his mother-in-law gets in the way? Kidnap his wife err, husband of course... Based on the Greek Mythology of Hades and Persephone . SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,655 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Do You Voodoo? by Acherona reviews
What do you do when you find a doll looking exactly like a certain bastard best friend of yours? Why play with it of course. Oh my; this can never end well. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,545 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ghost Train by Vaerin7 reviews
After an unexpected romp in Sasuke's home, they're called to Shadow. An anciet train built by demons has turned up haunted and it's their job to find out why. When they get, however, Sasuke turns up missing. How will Naruto deal with the loss? Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,834 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Touchin' On My by My Artless Suicide reviews
"Why do I have to go any way? The Young and the Restless re-runs in two hours and I have to feed Kyuubi when he comes in and there's ice cream in the fridge for once and..." Naruto finds himself at a reluctant loss. The clubbing ensues. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,437 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don't Choke by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews
Naruto goes to greet Sasuke at the airport when the raven comes home from a long business trip. Naruto does not see it fit to wait until they get home to celebrate Sasuke's return. Title doesn't have much relevance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kakashi's Seduction by Yamanvie reviews
"You've been looking after that boy since he was…what, thirteen?" -Kakashi gave another miserable sigh and hung his head. "Don't remind me." -"But he's a man now. Our Naruto is brimming with the Flames of Youth!" KakaNaru Gift fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,475 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 199 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Treasure Hunt by Animeloves001 reviews
It's their 6 month anniversary and Sasuke has something special planned for Naruto. Instead of telling him, he sends him on a treasure hunt, making him go through Konoha to find the clues. Will Naruto be able to figure out the clues? SasuNaru Sappy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,467 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Bet by Invisible-land-pihrana reviews
The fangirls have a bet, the prize, is to be the only one allowed to go after Sasuke, Sasuke gets his best friend to enter the bet, to be rid of fangirls forever. SasuNaru, yaoi, boyxboy rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,816 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Fortune Cookies by Animeloves001 reviews
Team 7 go out to eat together, and read their fortunes to one another. But why doesn't Naruto want to read his? SasuNaru Cute and short
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Criminal by lovemahBF reviews
Based off of Britney Spear's song. Naruto writes a farewell letter to his parent before he leaves with a certain raven.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Random Vibrations by writerincognito reviews
PWP Naruto has some inner vibrations which leads to other stuff - kind of pointless SasuNaru don't read in right state of mind. very ukish Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lollipop Luxury by YaoiAndOtherDrugs reviews
SasuNaru. Naruto hates pink but loves Sasuke and Sasuke thanks him with a song. Summary sucks. Warnings inside. Sakura bashing, the title says it all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I'll Be Your Actin If You'll Be My Myosin by smartcat reviews
A lesson on muscle contraction Naruto will never forget. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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A Kitsune's Family reviews
Team Seven is sent on a mission to find a cat out in the forest, while looking; they find 3 children that are knocked out cold with burns and cuts littering their bodies. Read to find out who these children belong to and how they change Team Seven's world. -On hiatus until farther notice-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Naruto's Pet Revised reviews
Being chased by Sakura sends Sasuke over the edge to try out a jutsu that he had never used before, turning him into a DOG! And what luck! Naruto suddenly wants one just in time to get Sasuke! SasuNaruSasu Adopted from BakaNekoSan! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,705 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sasuke Had a Little Blonde reviews
Short funny Nursery Rhyme type Parodies. Guaranteed to make you laugh...if you have a sense of humor that is. Yaoi. Title will stay the same. First in first serve for taking requests.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
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