Author has written 14 stories for Digimon, Danny Phantom, Sonny with a Chance, iCarly, Legend of Korra, Teen Titans, Avatar: Last Airbender, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Ninja Turtles.
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Babe's Guide to Unlucky Life
1. If at first you don't succeed, bury all evidence that you tried.
2. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
2b. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the universe.
3. You are not lost; you're exploring.
4. If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
5. Education is important; school, however, is another matter.
5b. School prepares you for the real world, which also sucks.
6. Never say "Things couldn't get any worse". The universe takes that as a personal challenge.
7. Why be difficult, when, with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?
8. The rules only apply if you get caught.
9. If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.
10. You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, which is pretty much the same thing.
11. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
12. If I can't be a good example, I'll just have to be a horrible warning.
13. Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other