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Author has written 11 stories for Inuyasha, House, M.D., Supernatural, Assassin's Creed, Jurassic Park, Lost Girl, Game of Thrones, Hobbit, Doctor Who, Grimm, and Sherlock.
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Formerly -Bilbo Baggins Is My Hobbit Now Castiels Bee's
Grimm Oc For You're In My Veins
Name:Brooke Amelia Walker
-she is faster then most creatures
-she can turn into a full unicorn
- she dislikes virgin girls since that was how her kind was caught .
What Grimms and Other creatures see:
Hidden Human Look:
The sorting hat says that I belong in Hufflepuff!
Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."
Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Diggory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament.
Take the most scientific Harry Potter
The Mummy Returns:
Jonathan: Pull me up. Pull me up.he sees the huge diamond on top of the pyramid Jonathan: Wait, wait. Let me down. Let me down. Rick: It's not worth your life, you idiot. Jonathan: Yes, it is. Yes, it is.
Alan Garner: Yeah, I checked all the rooms... no one's there. Check its collar or something.
Alan Garner: Tigers love pepper... they hate cinnamon.
Stu Price: playing piano and singing passionately What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers,
Mr. Chow: You gonna fuck on me?
Corky Romano: (such a great movie )
Corky: You guys want some cookies?
Paulie Romano: Get me a cup of the, uhh... rocky road there.
Dean:Dude, stow the touchy-feely, self-help yoga crap
Dean:MySpace, what the hell is that? Seriously, is that like, some sort of porn site?
Dean: Ya know she could be faking.
-Dean:Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?
Sam: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.
Dean:Snow White? I saw that movie. The porn version anyway. There was this wicked Stepmother. Woo, she was wicked.
Dean:I'm gonna go stop the Big Bad Wolf. Which is the weirdest thing I've ever said.
Sam: (gesturing to pumpkin on porch) Hey, check that out.
Dean:Hey, Ed, listen to me. There's some salt in my duffel. Make a circle and get inside.
Dean to Castiel:Last time you zapped me someplace, I didn't poop for a week.
Dean to Castiel:There are two things I know for certain. One: Bert and Ernie are gay. Two: you are not gonna die a virgin, not on my watch.
Castiel to Raphael:Today, you're my little bitch.
Castiel:This isn’t funny, Dean. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!
mocking Grey's Anatomy from season 5's "Changing Channels":
Sam:I have genital herpes.
Dean: Calm down?? I am wearing sunglasses at night! You know who does that? No-talent douchebags! I hate this game! I hate that we're in a procedural cop show, and you want to know why? Because I hate procedural cop shows! There's like three hundred of them on television, they're all the freakin' same.
Fan convention organizer describing a panel:And at 4:30, there is the Homo-erotic subtext of Supernatural
Castiel: Hey Ass-butt!!
Sam:Dude, you punched a cupid.
(to Sammy about his girly coffee choice)
Henricksen: You think you're funny?
Dean :You fudging touch me again, I'll fudging kill you!
Sam: Kids are the best?
Dean: (reading from trophy) 1995.
Dean: You saved my life.
Dean (on getting hit by the car): Did it look cool, like in the movies?
Dean's reading out of Chuck's newest manuscript)
Dean: (On Castiel trying to find God) Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla.
Dean: (on phone) Cas, it's Dean. Yeah, room 31 C, basement level, St. James Medical Center -
Castiel: I found a liquor store.
Castiel's Voicemail Machine: I... I don't understand... Why do you want me to say my name? (sound of random phone buttons being pushed)
Castiel: Hey, Ass-butt! (Throws bottle of flaming Holy Water at Michael, burning him up)
The Amazing Spider-Man
George Stacy: Thirty-eight of New York's finest, versus one guy in a unitard.
Spider-Man: Oh, no! You have found my weakness. Small knives!
Car Thief Cop: Freeze! You in the tights, don't move!
Jean Havoc: The classic sewer escape.
Lieutenant Colonel Maes Hughes: [telling Mustang about the investigation on Scar] His bloodstained clothes washed up further downstream. We don't know if that means that he's dead, or just naked.
Edward Elric: [Liore residents call him shorty] Shorty? Can a shorty do this? What else do you want to call me, a half-pint, beanstalk, midget? I'm still-grown you backwater desert idiots!
Roy Mustang: [about his first day if he were the Fuhrer] On that day, all female officers will be required to wear... tiny miniskirts!
Edward: Attention, gun-toting extremists! Can you hear me all right, or did you blow your ears out playing target practice?
Falman: Saturday 0946 hours. With papers waiting for his approval and due by noon, the Colonel decided to take a nap instead.
Havoc: Wait! The girl from the flower shop?! You don't mean Grace!? Not my Grace! I THOUGHT SHE WAS JUST PLAYING HARD TO GET WITH ME!
Roy: Wait, grief affects his performance which affects me. [to his men] Hey, why don't you find a girl for Havoc?
Breda: 10,000 says he blows the date
Riza: Something happen to you, boys?
Roy: This is ridiculous! Five grown men trying to sneak a peek at ghost on their night off.
Roy: Stop freaking out!
Roy: This, ladies, is the twelfth and final warehouse. And over there is nothing but empty space. Now, where is your phantom thirteenth warehouse?
Roy: Well. I can't exactly say I was expecting that... WHO THE HELL IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS FIASCO?!
Riza: So how was your night?
CHILD OF ZEUS
You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You always believe you're right.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobic
CHILD OF POSEIDON
You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis(got my own pool sooo )
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood (F dat shit..I love it )
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobic
CHILD OF HADES
You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)
You write in diary/journal/blog.
You feel most active at night.
CHILD OF DEMETER
You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You're an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You're a vegetarian
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.
CHILD OF ARES
You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management issues.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.
CHILD OF ATHENA
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.
CHILD OF APOLLO
You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight A's in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals (
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.
CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS
You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte. ()
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.
CHILD OF APHRODITE
Every guy/girl swoons for you
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.
CHILD OF HERMES
You like pick pocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless. (
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.
CHILD OF DIONYSUS
You’re the life of the party.
You like wine. (Only Cape Cod Light House...only one special occasions too )
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute...
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.
And the result is…daughter of APOLLO
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White ran away from home to liv with seven unmarried men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around in the nude. Sleeping Beauty let a complete stranger kiss her then married him. Cinderella lied and snuck after curfew to attend a party. You can't blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.
Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.
Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.
Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.
Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hogwarts has seen in a while.
Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.
Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.
Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy … disagrees.
Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.
Ron Weasley … is very afraid.
Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.
Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.
Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.
George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.
Oliver Wood... has heard every single joke possible about his name. No, that is not a challenge.
Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.
James Potter … doesn’t believe her.
Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.
Sirius Black … Escaped Azkaban, evaded Dementors, outwitted Ministry, killed by drapery.
Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.
Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.
Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.
Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.
Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.
… will jump off a cliff.
… will push someone else off.
… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.
… will get hold of a flying carpet
LIBRA - The Partner for Life
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