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Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

Did you know...

kissing is heathly.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unheathly.

you really only need to mascara on your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when the like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now...make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has been recieved.

Copy and paste this to your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted

This is a story about a little girl who was abused. If you care, copy and paste.

My name is Melissa

I am but three

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see.

I must be stupid

I must be bad

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly

Then maybe my mommy

would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

all the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks arent home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice

So maybe I'll get just

one whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

my daddy is back

from Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

against the wall.

I try and hide

from his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now,

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words

He says it's my fault

he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

and run for the door.

He's already locked it,

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor,

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

with more bad words spoken.

"I'm Sorry!" I scream

But now it's much too late

His face has been twisted

into an umimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again,

Oh please, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

He finally stops

and heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

sprawled on the floor.

My name is Melissa

I am but three

Tonight my father

Murdered me.

CHILD ABUSE, MAKE IT STOP! These children need parents who love them! Not parents who beat them everyday!

10 Ways To Annoy People

1. Go Into A Grocery Store And Follow Someone Around Asking, "Guess What?"

2. Go Into A Department Store And Sneak Up On Somebody Who Is Talking On A Cell Phone And Whisper, "Who're Ya Talkin' To?" And When They Say, "Hey Dude, Can I Have A Little Privacy Please?" You Say, "No, 'Cause You're In Pubic, Bud. You Can't Have Privacy In Public!"

3. Do The Old Trick When You Put Dog Crap In A Bag Then Set It On Fire, And Leave It On Somebody's Doorstep. So If They're Going To Try To Stomp It Out, They Have To Get Dog Crap All Over Their Shoe.

4. Prank Call The Same Person Over And Over Asking Them What Color Their Underwear Is.

5. If You're A Guy, You'll Love This One. Go Into Hot Topic And Pretend To Have A Heart-attack, And When A Hot Blonde Does CPR, Start Kissing Her. (Warning: This One Can Get You Slapped And Maybe A Butt-whooping From Her Boyfriend)

6. Go Into A Public Restroom And Use The Toilet Paper As A Mummy Wrap, And Jump Out Screaming, "Boo!"

7. Come Running Out Of A Restroom Saying To Random People, "Whoa Dude! Come See The Size Of The One I Just Made!"

8. Noisily Chew Gum Behind Someone Who Is Trying To Read, And When They Turn Around, Spit It Out And Hold It Out To Them And Say, "Hey, Want Some? It's Watermelon!"

9. Go Into The Toy Section And Leave A 'Used Diaper' On The Ground And Say, "The Dolly Had An Accident."

10. Go Into A Mall At Christmas Time And Pull Off Santa's Beard Screaming, "Holy Cow! It's A Fake! He Ain't Real!"

R.I.P The King Of Pop 29. August 1958 - 25. Juni 2009

What Kisses And Other Things Mean

Forehead: You'll be mine forever

Hand: I adore you

Ear: I'm horny

Cheek: You mean so much to me

Shoulder: I want you

Neck: I want you now

Lips: I love you

Holding Hands: We can learn to love each other

Wink: Let's get it on

Holding On Tight: I love you too much to let go

Looking in the Eyes: I'm so in love with you

Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you

Spank on the Ass: That's mine...bitch XD

Laughing While Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you

1. If you could go anywhere, where would it be?

Zim's house, duh.

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

Zim, Tak, and maybe Gaz.

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

Gaz and Gir.

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

Keef and Moofy. They exist to annoy me.

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

"Invasion Of the idiot Dog Brain." and "Tak: The hideous new girl."

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

GIR.

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

Red.

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

I would have a seizure.

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Gaz. KoRn concert. Now.

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Dib. Yup. He's smart. Maybe he could figure a way OFF.

11. Zim asked you help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

Say "When I'm 20."

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

ZaDr, ZaTr, and GaTr.

13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)

PARTAYYY.

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

Call Zim and Gir and throw a party and get drunk :P

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

"Who threw this...this Pork COW?!

"It's a stinking muffin!"

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

"No, YOU LIE! YOU LIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!"

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

"AND STOP MAKING FUN OF MY HEAD!"

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

"It's not stupid. It's advaaanced! *Snicker snicker*"

19. Favorite GIR Moment?

"I saw a squirrel...IT WAS DOING LIKE THIS! *Chitter chitter*"

20. Favorite Random Moment?

"But I need tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)(may contain swearing)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (more like the other way around... I'm a ditz so I must be blond... lol. j/k)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND (or orchestra), so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I am a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

JUST FOR THE RECORD: I'm a CATHOLIC.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012
Manoir de Vocaloid by phanzi reviews
Manoir de Vocaloid, a rich but unpopular theatre and nightclub is brought to fame when a famous actor, Kaito Shion stars in their play, Daughter of Evil. A green-haired dancer, Miku, falls for him, but he unfortunately falls in love with a dark-haired maidservant, causing Miku to become obsessed with him and the play in all the wrong ways. Rated M for gore and sexual reference.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Miku H., Kaito S.
IZ Questionaire of Doom! by xXyumpancakesXx reviews
Ask the characters of Invader Zim questions! Or give them dares, whichever you prefer. Let your imagination hit you! Promised hilarity!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 222,034 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/22/2011
Of Honey and Clementines by Bard of Heart reviews
It was funny, the power a simple Christmas orange had on a person's heart.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 164,352 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Sollux C., Eridan A.
The Best I'll Ever Have by hausofwhimsy reviews
Oncest. Pure pwp
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Gospel or Gamble? by Latte De Luca reviews
A Homestuck truth or dare! Gospel or Gamble! Secret spilling or pail filling! It's up to you.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,844 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012
Welcome to Hell by comet80 reviews
When Liane Cartman dies, custody goes to the one and only person Eric Cartman dreads most. *201spoiler*
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,303 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Scott Tenorman
Teach me by sleepingPariah reviews
At 9 sweeps old a very bored Eridan Ampora wants to catch up and make peace with a particular Psiioniic but things go a little, off in their conversation...smut, light psionic bondage, dirty talking, bulge jobs and not a bucket in sight
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,756 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Loud by Inklines reviews
It's times like this the Once-ler can scarcely keep his mouth shut. Oncest.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Black Butler Dating Services by Lovely.Trancy123 reviews
Want a date with your favorite Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji Character? Get one here! Rated T because some of you may want vulgar language!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012
Foolish LovEd by AmyNil reviews
Love is very complicated some times and you end up acting like a fool in order to find happiness. But will you? Can love bit everything or sometimes love is just not enough? “You know what the worst part is?” She said quietly. “That I still love you.”
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,483 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Marie, Edd
Don't Be Afraid by DarkMuse112 reviews
Grell has one last client for the night, and he feels a bit guilty about it. One-shot, written originally for a contest on DeviantArt
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Grell S. - Complete
A Lady by Scyrie reviews
Sebastian teaches Grell that it's easier to take advantage of a gay reaper than he first thought...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sebastian M., Grell S. - Complete
Operation Bass Cliff by Disgruntled Minion reviews
AU: The plan was simple, make Sebastian notice him. It shouldn't be too hard, seeing as they worked together and Grell was famous. But Sebastian had a way of seeing right through him. Something Grell was determined to fix. Seb/Grell
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,360 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
Winning the bet by IIPLUSLEII reviews
A short scene between the Mistress and the Warden during their encounter at the inmate's ball. M Rated because porn.
Superjail! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/6/2012 - The Warden, The Mistress - Complete
Clown by Obiwanakin reviews
In a world where you're Gamzee Makara, friendship is a motherfucking miracle, not something thrown away or tossed aside. Highschool GamTav AU Rated for language and drug use, possibly sexual themes later.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,364 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Control Yourself by nerdforsale reviews
Sollux finds his roommate, Eridan, in an awful state, so he stays to comfort the other... M for graphic sex, drug use, and coarse language.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Sollux C., Eridan A. - Complete
Letters to Eridan by EmoChickThatLooksLikePein reviews
Send letters to the lovely Eridan Ampora Because, seriously, he's desperate for...well..everything. NOW SEND ME SOME MAIL, BRO.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Eridan A.
All I Ever Wanted by Aishitsuji reviews
A GrellX oneshot, told from Grell's POV. rated M for language and hotness...and yaoi MAJOR yaoi, meaning exotic boyboy lovin XD Dedicated to ALL GrellX fans and to Grell Sutcliff himself.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Grell S. - Complete
Red: The Blood of Angry Men by Calipsancat reviews
Sebastian is ordered to remove Grell from the Phantomhive manor and ends up getting more than he bargained for. By the end of the night he finds himself questioning himself, humans, and demon nature. M for violence, slash, and emotional trauma :
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,341 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Sebastian M., Grell S.
Sebastian's Favorite Colors Of Ecstasy by Aishitsuji reviews
This kinda poetic but fitting given Sebby's demeanor, SebbyXGrell...the prologue will explain EVERYTHING!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sebastian M., Grell S. - Complete
Whatever it Takes by Of Kings and Queens reviews
Ciel orders Sebastian to do whatever it takes to silence Grell's yelling. Smut! PWP! Sebastian/Grell Yaoi! Slash! One-Shot! Reviews appreciated!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Sebastian M., Grell S. - Complete
Can't Help Myself by ReadYourHeartOut reviews
SebbyxGrell, AU. Setting is similar to 1920's America. Think gangsters and shady bars. Grell is a performer in a bar owned by the Undertaker, getting tired of his usual routine. Then Sebastian comes along to shake things up. Sex in later chapters...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Grell S., Sebastian M.
Indecency by JustAnotherSmutWriter reviews
In which Alois describes every dirty thing he wants to do to Ciel in graphic detail. Rated M for lemon, dirty talk, language, etc.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Alois T., Ciel P. - Complete
Nothing in the World by ReadYourHeartOut reviews
A very steamy poem detailing a few moments...or hours that Sebastian and Grell spend in bed together. Grell's pov.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Grell S., Sebastian M.
Simply One Hell of a Kitten by Vannie von Schweetz reviews
Sebastian meets the purr-fect woman, but Ciel is much more interested in getting his work done than letting Sebastian waltz off for the night! T just to be safe.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sebastian M. - Complete
Second Thoughts by scorpionsatellite reviews
Eridan finally gets a kismesissitude going with Sollux, only to question whether or not he actually wants their relationship in that quadrant. Two-shot: SolEri, black to red quadrant flipping. Rated M for smut.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,202 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Sollux C., Eridan A. - Complete
Ballroom Dancing by Jagger3 reviews
Ciel has promised Grell 24 hours with his beloved Sebas-chan, so when Ciel is hosting a ball and has no aparent need for his butler; Grell takes him up on that deal. Rated M for Yaoi.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Sebastian M., Grell S. - Complete
Frustration by Vikingrawr reviews
When Eridan pays Sollux an unexpected visit, Sollux may have trouble controlling his feelings. Rated M or language and sexy bees.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Hate Me, Kiss Me by Hipster-Fish reviews
Eridan and Sollux have a few hate issues... PWP.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
All Mine, All Yours by ReadYourHeartOut reviews
After the contract with Ciel is fulfilled, Grell has Sebby all to himself. But not long after, Grell is kidnapped by demon slave traders, and the only way to save him is with a purchase. For once, Sebastian gets to play the master. Rated M for violence and sex later.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,638 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Grell S., Sebastian M.
Rebuilding Our Worlds by Mr. Alaska reviews
Six years later, and Earth is still fighting off the Irken Invaders. They need help though. At the same time, Zim and Take, who are on Mirikia, hear about Earth's situation. What will they do? Sequel to When Your World Comes Tumbling Down! Please R&R! XD
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,725 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Zim, Tak
The Nightmare Continues by cartoonfavs reviews
Uh-oh! Leonard has escaped from prison and is out to get Alvin. Rated T. Please R&R and please nothing negative. 9th Chapter is finally up.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,472 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Complete
A Promise Fulfilled by Fury-Writer-17 reviews
Ciel has long since forgotten a debt he owes a certain death god. Fortunately, reapers never forget. First Fanfic!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,950 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Grell S., Sebastian M.
When Your World Comes Tumbling Down by Mr. Alaska reviews
What would happen if Red and Purple told Zim the sad truth? What will Zim do when he finds out his mission was a fake? What will he do when everything he lived for is ended right before his eyes? Tak comes back for revenge. But will she get it? R&R! ZATR!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,158 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Zim, Tak - Complete
Persistence by Gothic-Romantic99 reviews
Grell wonders why, after all those rejections, that Sebastian has finally come to love him. Grell/Sebby
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
Redmail by ReadYourHeartOut reviews
Grell uses his amazing Reaper powers of manipulation to get a night in bed with Sebastian. However, while sex does seem to be his original objective, maybe he'll end up wanting more than that, after all. SebastianxGrell
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,868 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
In The Name Of Science by The Dibster reviews
'And to think,' thought the pregnant Gaz Membrane. 'This all started with Zim needing a C in his stupid classes.' ZaGr. Finished.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,932 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Haunting Eternity by Kandakicksass reviews
After a hundred years, the world is a completely different place- Grell Sutcliff was almost a completely different person, and even Sebastian had changed. The only thing that hadn't changed was Grell's love for him. Anime based.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 87,589 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Sebastian M., Grell S. - Complete
Being lonley to being loved by SterAna813 reviews
Dib has never been loved by anyone, but will the arrival of a new girl change his life? Full summary inside. Rated T just to be safe. Enjoy
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Dib
Respected by xXyumpancakesXx reviews
Who knew Dib would become honorable? Zim comes to show him, his respect.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Triangles by DemiHuman123 reviews
Regular people tend to live regular lives. At least they seem to be regular at first. Or maybe it's just that one person's definition of regular is more bizarre to them than others. Rigby x Mordecai x Margaret. Cover art by MockingbirdFly.
Regular Show - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 167,021 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Invader Zim: The Requests by PartyPoisonandFunGhoul reviews
Leave a review including a song and pairing you like, and I'll make a story out of it! *Better summary inside* Stories written by Party Poison
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011
Mistletoe kisses by IvoryNemRodd reviews
When Amy saw Sonic and Sally kissing, all the sonic team girls declared war. will Sonic ever fix his mistake. Major Sally bashing. please submit revenge plots and ideas. Please review. Sonamy after some hard secrets revealed.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Amy, Sonic
Invader Zim Song Medley by Black Stormraven reviews
Little snippets -NOT songfics!- inspired by different songs, mostly centered around one of my favorite pairings: Zim and Tak! All lyrics belong to their respective owners, IZ belongs to Nick and Viacom. I was just having fun! Genre & time jumps.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Tak, Zim
I Want to be Beside You by philippinesea reviews
After five years, Tak and Zim decide to put their differences aside and decide to go out. What happens when Dib starts to show his jealousy towards the two? Will Zim notice? Or will he just let Dib suffer?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Zim, Dib
What is RAPR? by xXyumpancakesXx reviews
Red and Purple find out what RAPR is. It does not go well. Rated just because RAPR is gross!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Red, Purple - Complete
Irk's Anatomy by SirHenryMotherDucker reviews
A close look at the Irken anatomy. Send in questions about what you wonder Irkens look like on the inside and out. Rated T for sexual themes, blood, and nudity.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011
Request a drabble! by crapfest reviews
Come here and request a drabble for an IZ fic! I'll write about your OC's, your favorite pairings, or even crossovers! Whatever you want is fair game as long as it isn't hardcore smut.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,021 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011
Loving Fear by SterAna813 reviews
We all know and love Dib membrane, but what if someone loved him back? someone with a curse. I'm not very good at summaries but I hope you like it. My first actuall published fanfic so be nice. Rated T for language and supernatual scenes. Enjoy!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,843 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Dib - Complete
Smooth Criminal by Purple-Spider reviews
What happens when Dib is the one destroying the human race instead of Zim? ZADR, NOT A SONGFIC
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Zim, Dib
I believe in a thing called Love by Anneko reviews
Of dinners, mixed signals, confusions and a whole lotta loving in the end.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2011 - William S., Grell S. - Complete
IZ: Peril In Daycare by Cryssy-miu reviews
Don't be fooled by the hoaxing fronts put up by "Light Heart Foster Care", fore this facility is anything but heartfelt. Nobody imagined the whirl of emotional turns life will take now - especially for a certain irken and a young six year old girl.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 11/12/2010
IZ: What Will Be, Will Be by Cryssy-miu reviews
There are defectives, there are enemies - many who find out how alike their lives really are. There are adventures, ones that change personalities, and there are bonds. There are secrets - many that change our lives. Most of all, our will to remain strong
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,718 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010
Simon's Big Confession by Little-Red-Writting-Hood reviews
Simon has a crush on Jeanette. Will he find the courage to tell her how he truly feels? More complicated than it sounds.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Jeanette M., Simon S. - Complete
Le Roux Amour by creativecherry reviews
A certain red haired shinigami finally gets what he wants from a certain Phantomhive butler. PWP.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Sebastian M., Grell S. - Complete
French Kiss by ColonelShaw reviews
Simon thinks that French girls are just plain rude. So when a foreign exchange girl from Paris moves to California, Simon is displeased. But what happens when the two begin to develop a crush on each other?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,101 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Simon S.
Brittany vs Charlene by dancer5678 reviews
When Charlene comes to town Brittany could hardly be more suprised. But what happens when Charlene begins to steal everything important in Brittany life? Head cheerleader, her boyfriend, and more. Watch the story unfold!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Brittany M., Alvin S.
You Care by AndAllThatGoodStuff reviews
"Alvin, as my boyfriend, you're supposed to care about these things." "But I don't care!"
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Brittany M., Alvin S. - Complete
Charlene RETURNS by MelsLuvsAATC reviews
Charlene was orginally Alvin's first love. Alvin is now with Brittany & Charlene has now returned to the school with this twisted idea that Alvin & her are still a couple. IF YOU LIKE CHARLENE PLEASE READ! Unlock the secrets of how Alvin and Charlene met.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
10 Ways To Annoy The Chipmunks And The Chipettes by DorkAndProudOfIt reviews
These are 10 ways to annoy the Chipmunks and Chipettes. Enjoy!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Complete
4:30 AM by comet80 reviews
Love is crap sometimes, but it's amazing, Stan thinks. One-shot. Style. Slash. Fluffish.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Dating Game by metacognitive reviews
The boys need dates for their eighth-grade dance...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Stan M., Butters S. - Complete
Knife Called Lust by ColonelShaw reviews
Eleanor loves Theodore. But has her love gone too far? When Theodore begins to date a differnet girl, Eleanor is outraged. She will do anything to win Theodore's heart. Anything. Even if it means killing everyone that gets in her way...
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Eleanor M.
Me I Want A Ring by mrs.alvinseville reviews
It's Christmas time and what's on your list? A plane the loop-d-loops. A hulahoop. An engagement ring? Hey, that doesn't rhyme, but it is what one of the Millers will be getting this Christmas!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Complete
Alvin and the Chipmunk's Final Destination by ColonelShaw reviews
When Jeanette has a vision of a dangerous train crash, she stops the group from riding, saving their lives. But when death did not take them when they were supposed to go, it will find other ways...
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,978 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Jeanette M. - Complete
Beauty and the Beast: Monsters Inc Style by randomwriter423 reviews
What happens when grown up Boo and Sully meet again?
Monsters Inc. - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010
A Favor by Night Yagami reviews
Grell approaches Sebastian with a request... and Sebastian accepts. WARNINGS: Post-anime; contains spoilers. OOC-ness. Yaoi lemon. Major fluff.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
GIR's Birthday by Replaceable Insanity reviews
Zim forgets GIR's birthday, or does he! GIR's POV
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Gir, Zim - Complete
Minutes To Midnight by Icon HBK reviews
All great things happen at midnight, or so Alvin says.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Alvin S., Simon S. - Complete
Alvin's Gotta Kiss The Girl by SawyerSeville19 reviews
Sha la la la la la la look oh wow! It ain't a game, no how! He went and kissed the girl!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
you would have been my husband by shana elmsford reviews
shana said Goodbye to Anthony in a peom when she saw him kissing video one day in the rain
Jem - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Complete
Chucky by JDLuvaSQEE reviews
A poem about CHUCKY!
Child's Play - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Complete
Cold Rose by NekoCharlotte reviews
Grell x Sebastian fluff. Grell is bored and wants some fun. I apologise in advance for the spelling mistakes... I only realised after uploading.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
School Girl by TyRocks15 reviews
A romantic story of love, hate, freindship, compettion and broken hearts. Please R&R! S J. COMPLETE:
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,930 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
Unexpected Desires by GrayEyedGoddess reviews
Kio becomes an agressive little uke who demands some attention from Soubi. Agressiveuke!Kio x Unwillingseme!Soubi; bondage and fluffies
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Kio K., Soubi A. - Complete
Dear Mr Jesus by stretch the faunlet reviews
Sally is 10 and is abused by her grandmother. She only asks one question: "God, why do you let her hurt me?" Based on my child abuse expirence.
Cars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
Life on the Streets by Seymour Butz reviews
The chipettes don't want to be sent to an orphange after Miss Miller has died, so they decide to lay low for a while. Will they survive? Rated for content, and to be safe.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,503 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
The Adventures of Stan Marsh and Wendy Testaburger by Sweet Possum reviews
all about Stan and Wendy's relationship, from where they first met, and to the end.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,764 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Childs Play by Mushroom People reviews
Everyone knows that movie "Childs Play" But instead the Sonic gang is experincing what Andy was going through.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,862 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Cream/Cheese
And Everything In It by Constanze reviews
Instead of Elvira, Tony has another woman.
Scarface - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
Clean Clean, Wash it Clean by VulpixFire reviews
poem about Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho. rated T because it mentions murder. best scary movie EVER
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2007
Booty Call by Twinkletoes McGee reviews
Bebe recieves an annoying call from our favorite SP perv, Kenny.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Bebe S., Kenny M. - Complete
Jimmy Neutron's Nicktoon Blast! by EffortlessFury reviews
Finally completed transcript of the awesome Universal Studios ride with updates over the previous transcript posted by me under other pen name. Completed and polished over with fixes to old problems. Almost to exactly perfect. Ride SPOILERS! Of course :
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Jimmy N., Carl W. - Complete
Revenge by Zebo reviews
Archie has ditched Betty for the last time... (they really need an Archie section for this site)
Misc. Comics - Rated: M - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2003
Super Mario DISMISSED! by Kitty Tyme reviews
An all-out battle between Princess Peach and Pauline(Mario's ex) to win Mario's love!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2002
Real family, real home by Blaze-Breeze reviews
First fanfic! Not real angst just a hopeless piece of fluff, Zim/Gir I guess but NOT a romance! Please r/r ^_^
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2002
I Wwould Do it all Again reviews
Your name is Eridan Ampora. And you just killed the love your life and her fiance. Character death. Humanstuck. Oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Eridan A., Feferi P. - Complete
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